Because all the Twilestia writers hang out here?

*a* Twilestia thread?

We have a rolling train of them!

And as for why? Well, because we know how to not get sent to the moon! ;)

>>27659
strange but amazing answer
>>27701
joke answer
>>27696
zebra c'mon its kinda obvious when you think about it answer

there you go OP. hopefully the thread ends here and doesnt devolve into trolls trolling trolls.
have a nice day.

Twalot pls

okay guys, I just had this idea. I don't expect it all all in the slightest to happen, I just wanted to share it with you.

Ok so after two or so weeks it takes BJ's friends to recover she herself has completely snapped. her friends track her down and she doesn't recognize them. suffering from hallucinations of sleep deprivation, they look like a completely different group, whenever they call out each others names blackjack only hears muffled voices. For example, when she's asking who they are they get a little worried and remind her, Lacunae reintroduces herself and when she says her name all Blackjack hears is a mumble, she bats at her ear and asks again, Lacunae says her name again, blackjack still can't hear it, she bats at her ears harder(to the point that she starts to bleed she is striking so hard, but it doesnt bother her because she has gotten used to getting injured because she'll just regenerate). She eventually gives up and starts heading off and notices that they are following her, asks if she can help them and they give her a confused look. she rolls her eyes and moves on.
they wander around aimlessly for a while, Blackjack telling that she has been wasting time to let her friends rest up and is trying to stay out of as much trouble as possible. occasionally they would run into a group of raiders or something and she would barrel headfirst and totally ravage them before everyone else even draws their guns(rampage gives a big ol' DAYUM), she retells what has happen to her over the past couple weeks, like how she met up with the highlanders and filly flashers and etc, and how she went to the zebra camp,(and assuming this happens within the two week timeframe or however long they plan to rest or whatever) how she went to and got through the whole prison bit to get the ec 1101 to go to its next target. eventually her friends try and get her to take a break but she refuses, they become more insistent and she still refuses, they try to physically restrain her and she pulls her guns on them who in turn pull their guns on her. she says she doesnt want to hurt them but if they dont leave her alone she'll have no choice. they break out into a fight h

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>>27875

That's one big wall of text.

>>27922
Someone made a new thread, but didn't bother linking to it.

FimFiction Has an e-book option for every story on it.
When you go to the overview page for a story, you know the page where it shows every chapter and then a little complete or incomplete thing under the chapters, you can click the little blue down arrow to the left of the incomplete/complete and it will give you three different options for downloading the story. One is E-pub, which is the open source e-book format. You can also just download each chapter instead of the whole chunk if you want to. I abuse this with my nook. It has so much poni on it. I guess if you wanted to download every story you could. It might take a while though. As far as google docs or pastebin, I just run them through a converter. Hopefully this helps! I'm too lazy to upload any for you though.

>>19047
>minus RD
That's super lame. Why are you omitting her?

>>27394
Because he has standards.

>>27394
>>27395

Well, the rationale was that she refuses the transformation since she didn't wanna risk getting turned into something that couldn't fly, given that flying is what she is.

Then the story was a piece of shit so I stopped writing it.

No comments and one hit, and that person looked at it for 60 seconds and left. I should go back to writing second-person HiE rapefics.

It does have a title now, 'A Sweet Victory', and a perhaps better synopsis:

"What if Discord, unable to play with Equestria any more, decided if he couldn't have it, then neither would Celestia or Luna?

Five decades later, a young stallion and his bodyguard have an interesting trip on their way to New Canterlot, dealing with the threats from both new Equestrian inhabitants and old ones."

-

In other news, I wrote a short story inspired by all those "Ask a EqD pre-reader" threads on ponychan and 4chan's /mlp/.

--

It was a beautiful day in Ponyville, and the sun shone brightly as it beamed through the library's windows onto the busy ponies inside. Twilight Sparkle finished reading her scroll. "Okay girls, that's it. Get ready to watch as I show you my new spell!"

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>nomdepony

Fuck off faggot.

read it OP. Its a decent enough story, the OCs arent horrible. didnt explain why Equestria is why it is. And qas that a trixie reference for the Queen of fillydelphia?
Also dont be a whiner
>>27325
hostile much anon? Whats your problem with OP?

Alright, tumblr's updated.

http://askwongman.tumblr.com/

Lots of good questions worth answering. Won't get back to it for a bit. Leaving on an IRL vacation until next Monday. I may update Equestrian Renaissance from the road. Don't know. See you later.

>>27332
Have a good time RS. Take some photos for us.

>>27468
New thread.

>>27149
>When you start,don't just throw in the ol faint, wake up, cry and die straight away.
That's the hard part. Not a whole lot more to work with besides maybe having a hero, especially when you've never truely been interested in writing.

>>27213
>You have a lot of grammer issues.
Could you point those out? I'm not seeing very many, though I can spot a couple on my own.
>"She wasn't alone." You just established that Spike and her Owl are there with her asleep.
Well, sheeit. You're right. I didn't even think of that. ._.
>plothole.
I'm sorry. I just love that word.
>Also the "Hit them in the head" thing doesn't really work too well.
I said a sharp pain, and I was thinking something along the lines of a tranquilizer dart kind of thing, since I would just assume that being hit with one of those would induce a sharp pain.
>Entire rant about Cupcakes
Agreed.

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>>27213
This guy's on the right track.
Tranq in the back of the head doesn't make much sense though. You'd want to hit her leg or flank or something muscly so that the drugs can act quickly. Sharp dart to the skull? Probably much more harmful than effective.
Has anyone mentioned the whole "last words she heard" thing yet? That seems to imply that she was hearing something before that. As though she was talking with someone and the last thing she heard before being knocked out was XYZ. As far as I can tell this is the first (and last) thing she's hearing.

Also
>Owlowiscious
or
>Owloysius
According to Lauren/Hasbro.

>>27131
Apologies in advance OP, but I felt compelled to do this. Use all or none of it if you wish. It's an example of what you could do differently.



It was a normal night in the home of Ponyville's resident librarian. The “closed” sign was hung on the door, Spike asleep in his bed and Owlowiscious on his perch.
Twilight looked through her bookshelf, and after a short search, found the book Princess Celestia had told her to read the night before. She levitated it along side her as she walked towards her couch.
Nestling herself into the couch with a blanket and cup of tea, she began studying.

No sooner had she gotten comfortable when she had a strange feeling she was being watched. She looked around the room, yet saw nothing out of the ordinary. She brushed the feeling off and returned to her book. Soon after, the feeling returned, but this time she paid no attention to the feeling of hungry eyes upon her fragile body. She figured it was all in her imagination.

There was a sharp pain in the back of her head, and as her consciousness started slipping away, Twilight heard someone whisper: “I need a new coat, and your flesh is exactly what I'm looking for...”

OH HEY MORE STORIES
GAY OC SHIPPING WELL THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/16520/Knighty-and-Poultron%5C%27s-Gay-Day-In

BA BA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

look what you started OP

>>27250
I'll take it, if only because I really wish there was more M/M stuff about. And the relationship dynamic was funny.