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15524 No. 15524
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7634213/1/My_Little_Unicorn_Magic_is_Believing#
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>> No. 15537
Oh look at that. Thread: Hidden.
>> No. 15540
>Dakari King Mykan
sage and thread hidden
>> No. 15549
You actually went and wrote a fic?
>> No. 15554
You know, this "story" is actually kinda adorable. If it would have been writen by a ten year old who writes it for his little sister who is a MLP fan. But considering that the author is 25 years old and hates the FiM fanbase...
>> No. 15555
You know, the thing is actually kinda adorable. If it was writen by a ten year old who wants to create something for his little sister. But considering that the author is 25 and writes that out of spite for MLP...
>> No. 15556
>I repeat, this is a whole new universe, so forget about FIM and anything you learned from that… that… PLACE!
If you are not trolling, and this is not a joke, the retardism of this is on such a scale that not even Celestia could raise it at dawn
>> No. 15557
XD He's editing his reviews, he's cutting out negative ones. There's this one guy who he's trying to talk to, but he's blocked on the site, so the guy can't read any of his PMs.

Good lord, this guy is a joke.
>> No. 15560
>>15556
oh believe me, he is not joking. DKM is known as a psychotic manchild who has his own ED article.
>> No. 15617
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15617
Well, just look what a friend of mine got when he asked this guy why he writes the stuff.
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15619
>> No. 15623
my characters are different.

See, I don't believe "Friendship is Magic" At all. I think it's a lie, and that is one reason I do not wish to get involved with much of FIM.

I make this fic so I don't have to ever watch FIM, get mixed up in those les, get hurt, and make a whole new world. That… and I was dared by spammer s and mockers who keep trying to force me to change and watch the show.

PS: I cannot and will not answer the questions of anonymous reviewers.
>> No. 15624
>>15623
>make a whole new world

Then why don't you do that instead of FiM fanfiction?
>> No. 15625
>>15623
nice copypaste from the story on ff.net, Anon.

I figured this guy wouldn't come here. He hates FiM, so coming to FiMchan- kinda pointless.
>> No. 15626
>>15623
Your characters are different from those in FiM only because your characters are worn out cliches and cardboard cut-outs while those in FiM are original and multifaceted. But you wouldn't know that, because you claim you'll never watch the show.

Frankly, it sounds like you have some grudge against this fandom. If some bronies dared you into writing this, why the hell are you playing their game? They're never going to acknowledge you, they're just going to laugh at every effort you make. It's not worth your time in that case.

If you want to create your own world, then actually do it. Start up your own site and migrate to original fiction. You've been writing fanfiction for 9 years now, it's probably time to move on.
>> No. 15627
>>15625
well, got me. Still, his idea is just plain stupid. I mean, making it different? fine. But how exactly is he making it different, if he rips of the designs of Twilight Sparkle and co and copies certain scenes that have a high reemblance to what actually happens in the first episode or so?
>> No. 16206
To those who are still curious about my "My Little Unicorn Magic is Believing" fic, here is the explinations you seek...

First of all, I don't write fanfics for fun and games (That's the least bit) I write them because I'm angry and frustrated, and in pain.

Example: this clip of mine will show you what I mean

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqzL6b3g4_c

Not just Teen Titans (Which affects me the worst above all of them) But Digimon... 6teen... Inuyasha... Zelda... The Orphen Video game... and many many others.

I'm not crazy, or homicidal, and I'll NEVER do anything really stupid. I'm ust very upset and feel helpless. Besides, what else would I do anyway... since I find moving on from it to be impossible?

Many things on TV, in games, even in everyday life can start to remind me of all that/ The reason I will not watch FIM is because it reminds me of the many bad cartoon endings I’ve seen (Teen Titans, 6teen, Digimon… and many more) and how the frustration is so unbearable that it keeps me awake at night with so many thoughts and torment of how all is ruined, and that I need to make more fics to empty my head so I can sleep better.

Plus, I don’t believe Friendship is the real magic at all. (Since I and most people who even watch the show) are friendless, and can’t make friends. I fell the real magic comes from within, even if you have no friends you can still believe (Despite how Lightning is)

So I can’t really watch FIM at all… it’s too dangerous and I won't take the risk of being hurt again. (I tried to watch just one episode and felt sadened and frustrated for three whole days!) I just can't watch it. I can't be part of their world... and I CANNOT believe that Friendship is Magic... THAT IS A LIE!!!

However, since flamers and spammers who are SO CALLED "Bronies" continue to mock at me and say I can't make an MLP fic at all. I decided to prove them wrong! However, since I can't watch FIM, and I don't really wnat to get all that much into it... my only option is to try and BREAK OFF from it.

So I created Magic Is Believing...

An alternate universe with creatures, plottings and rules of my own. This way I don't HAVE to watch FIM, and the plotings and rules can't be OOC... becuase they're all pretty much fresh.

My goal is to use newer and different ideals that FIM doens't have.

For Starters...

I made them Anthropomorphics so they can do things I've seen that inspired me to make them that way. Dance... jump... fight more effectively...

I added Faries to be more original, and add other mysteries to the adventure (Plus, Twilight had a Dragon... so Lightning will have a fairy_

The Unicornicopians are ALL winged unicorns so this way they all can have some of the same characteristics. (Best of all... everyone can fly)

The Grand Ruler... is an Alicorn that has three unicorn horns and golden pegasus wings. Now that IS different... and original.

I got rid of the cuite marks (Since I don't understand them) and replaced them with serial numbers. I find it adds a neat twist and helps it so you cna't confuse two unicorns of the same color.

Finally, unlike the Equestrians... the Unicorns magics and purposes are different. The Unicorns are basicaly a warrior-race, their soul purpose is to FIGHT to DEFEND. Protecting the dimesnions... as well as Equestria and their own from as much evil as they can. This is why they usually wear torso armor, pants/skirts, and boots. Their powers and magic are mostly used for battle and combat, while others are used for other purposes...

-Attack
-Defense
-Inteligence
-Speed
-Healing

And various others depending on that one's mastery of power (The Grand Ruler, having lived for a long time has mastered all sorts of magic, but even he has his share of flaws)

The unicorns usually go about their daily lives lviving normally and not relying on their magic powers, becuase they are so deadly, and might make things worse.

Then there's the uniforce, which I deem either just as strong, or stronger than the Elements of Harmony (Since I don't wnat to use the Elements either"

The uniforce is the ultimate power of a rare golden horn. By using the Uniforce, a Unicorn can increase its magic cappabilites to infinity, but the uniforce also focusses all the energy of the unicorn into one concentrated burst. Afterwhich, depending on the inner strength of the unicorn, it could be left weak and draine dof much power and energy. The uniforce is very powerful, and must be used wisely. Do not underestiate its full cappabilties.

Sorry I got carried away.

All that up there is just for my own world. I'm making the fic becuase I was mocked, dared, and don't seem to have any other choice. I must continue. I just can't trust FIM at all... and I don't know if ever should, but I must continue.

I repeat, I am not crazy, homicidal, murderous, or anything of any nature of that sort to anyone. I'm just very frustrated and just trying to ease up. Is that so wrong...?
>> No. 16213
>>16206
>not homicidal, is suicidal too much to ask for?
im sorry, i know i should be a better person, not say these things, but seriously? look at this shit.
>> No. 16215
>>16213
There is worse. This guy is known for writing pity revenge fics, was banned for participating in a flame war where he flamed other peoples fanfics to the point some got banned, he thinks he is overrated to get a real job but wants to be a voice actor, and he thinks terrorism is okay as long as it stops changes that hurt you.Thinking about it, he is the Chris Chan of Teen Titans, Digimon and now also MLP
>> No. 16219
>>16215
im not one to wish i'll will upon anyone (hell i have trouble just imagining killing roaches) but this guy is making it hard for me not to want him dead. i want to call him retarded, but then i would be offending those who do suffer from mental illnesses. he could say "give me your worst" and i would be sad to say god already did, i wish i could travel back in time and become the more or less mordern day jack the ripper, but instead of killing women i would force the mothers of todays collection of asspies to get abortions(call me Ben the Aborter),
again i apologize, but im sort of in a ranting mood.(shit like this causes my blood to boil)
>> No. 16224
>>16219
Okay, the Ben the aborter part is going too far, but I can at least agree to the following: People like this author make it hard to "love and tolerate" others, especially seeing how they abuse the excuse of being in some way handicapped or so just so they can act like total assholes. I red this magic is believing crap and all I see is the following: Some gu with serious issues to the point he hates and rants against society in his fanfictions, is pissed off because a show originally planed out for girls "dares" to be about the importance of friendship and a few other positive aspects. This guy only watched one episode of the show and now he thinks it is total bullshit and that he can create something better. But what does he do? Copy FiM. Here, just watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wElKlpgPGVU&feature=channel_video_title

His "superior" and total original work. What surprises me is the fact, he did not include himself in this fanfic. I have taken a short insight in his stuff and there are a lot of self insert and Mary Sues.
>> No. 16225
>>16219
kay, the Ben the aborter part is going too far, but I can at least agree to the following: People like this author make it hard to "love and tolerate" others, especially seeing how they abuse the excuse of being in some way handicapped or so just so they can act like total assholes. I red this magic is believing crap and all I see is the following: Some gu with serious issues to the point he hates and rants against society in his fanfictions, is pissed off because a show originally planed out for girls "dares" to be about the importance of friendship and a few other positive aspects. This guy only watched one episode of the show and now he thinks it is total bullshit and that he can create something better. But what does he do? Copy FiM. Here, just watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wElKlpgPGVU&feature=channel_video_title

His "superior" and total original work. What surprises me is the fact, he did not include himself in this fanfic. I have taken a short insight in his stuff and there are a lot of self insert and Mary Sues.
>> No. 16233
>>16225
He did include himself. He's the grand ruler tri-horned sue leader of them all, who dives in at the end to tell everyone explicitly what they should have learned. He established himself as the god of that world.
>> No. 16234
>>16206
Nobody is interested in your shitty fics. Go away.
Can some delete this thread? It's taking up space.
>> No. 16235
>>16234
I think we should rather tell the guy in is fanfic he sucks. I think he doesn`t even watch this that often and just posts his stupid comments up here to explain his madness.

By the way, you know what is funny? I think taking his basics, I could actually write a better story than this abomination. I mean, reimagening the characters a bit, killing of the Grand Ruler, get rid of the fairy, make them just regular ponies according to FiM and perhas there is something, at least a basic idea to save. But in the hands of this guy, everything is lost.
>> No. 16241
>>16225
i will admit i did take it too far, i got a little overexcited, but you got my basic idea down. it is hard to 'love and tolerate' when people make a direct effort to go against any attempt.
>hates and rants about society
because obviously when all of society is wrong and you are right the problem is with them.
>> No. 16297
This thread is bad and y'all should feel bad for even touching it much less commenting in it without saging much less ACTUALLY GIVING IT THE TIME OF DAY AND DISCUSSING IT.

Just... Get out! Clear outta this damn thread! Shoo! Circle-jerking over how huge of a hateboner you have for Mykan is perfectly reasonable but at the very least sage when you do!
>> No. 16338
>>16297
Quite. Saging in these circumstances is simply common decency.
>resists urge to troll and not sage.
>> No. 16793
so, the guy still continues the story.
Is there no brony going to tell this guy how much he fails, seeing how he seems otherwise to avoid this thread?
>> No. 16795
i quited at the first sentance
>> No. 16798
Listen all of you... I'm the Real DKM from FF... I'm not that guy up there!
>> No. 16800
Listen all of you... I'm the Real DKM from FF... I'm not that guy up there!
>> No. 16801
>>16798
Prove it.
and if you are the real deal, here a question: what the fuck is wrong with you that you think your piece of garbage is a good story? this thing makes Nyx look good.
>> No. 16802
What this guy has been posting you are TWISTED mesages of private convos we had to make me look back...
>> No. 16805
>>16802
yeah sure. and this imposter also wrote the entire fanfiction, where you rip off the first episode of FiM. Man you are a joke. Sure that you are not the troll?
whatever is the case, this story is just stupid. Unicornicopia, where winged unicorns live and fight against n evil sorcerer called Titan? Also, serial numbers instead of cutie marks?
>> No. 16808
Yes... SERIAL NUMBERS.... so they can be different

My unicorns evolve as a warrior race... their soul purpose is to FIGHT to defend. There are other evil forces and other bad guys out there...

their powers and magic are used mainly for COMBAT and BATTLE... not like those "equestrians" at all
>> No. 16811
Whoever THAT guy is up there, he isn't me. I never ever EVER wanted to come onto to this site and never heard if before utnil somebody showed it to me... I'm only here now to tell and prove to you people I'm the REAL DKM...

What still need proof? How about a little Q&A?
>> No. 16821
the fuck is this autistic shit
>> No. 16829
I'm telling you... it's NOT ME!!

Whoeve rhas been posting this stuff is not me... sure I made the fic and the clip but I DID NOT POST IT HERE.

And that concludes the matter.

*Sighs*

I warned that idiot this would happen if I come here... I try to set things roght and prove my innocence, and bornies are just as I said they'd be...

Unreasonable... ungrateful... not willing to give me a chance to explain... LUNATICS!!!

I'm outta here!
>> No. 16830
So, uh, someone mind giving me a rundown on what the fuck just happened here?
>> No. 16833
>>16829
Nothing of value was lost
>> No. 16835
I hate this thread and I hate everyone in it.
>> No. 16857
>>16830
King Mykan happened.
>> No. 16860
It's Just Mykan... quit acting like its real. All I wanted to do was prove to you people that you've been faked.

The DKM you've been getting all tat stuff form up there ISN'T ME!!!!!

And I'm making this fic for a reason (Not for fun)
>> No. 16861
>>16860
and which reason is that? To piss off as many of us as possible?
>> No. 16862
No... its so I can relax
>> No. 16863
>>16862
How is writing a MLP:FiM expy making you relax, if according to your own words, thinking of MLP in general causes you pain? And why do I get the feeling you desperately want to put the cast in your story?
>> No. 16865
Well what do you like to do when you get angry...

-Go for a walk
-Pound a pillow
-Draw...

And yes I do want to put them in, the only problem is I don't know how to portray them other than how I see them, becuae I don't want to watch FIM, and Reading their wiki's will not be enough. I gotta think hard
>> No. 16866
Mykan, is anything up there that the 'faker' wrote actually untrue?

Because I've seen those Youtube vids and I can't see anything that he changed.

So what if it's not really you posting that? It's your material regardless.

Also, if you're not writing for fun, for yourself, stop writing. No-one cares about your crusade.

Furthur, you say you're struggling with the actual canon characters? Why not watch some episodes then, that outta let you know what they're like. Not like they're going to be recognizable if you put them in your fic anyway, if your past fanfics are anything to go by.
>> No. 16867
I'd rather not stop writing. When I'm angry I like to write... it's my way of cooling it.

Besides... I have nothing better to do.

But I am gonna have to upgrade my vids soon...

The faker has been acting liek a complete and total douche... editing and not listening to what I say.

I never said my MIU was supposed to be better... I said it was supposed to be DIFFERENT...

And no... watching FIM is not a smart move for me. It makes me upset
>> No. 16868
>>16867
Different in which way? All I see are a bunch of characters who are losers compared to the cast of FiM. Also, you said that you think your idea of some mystical force is stronger than the Elements of Harmony. So you really said, your characters are "better"
>> No. 16872
Well I told you before...

My Unicorns eveolve as a warrior race. Their Soul purpose is to fight to defend the Dimensional Universe from evil forces as best they can.

they're magic is used for combat and fighting.

They are Athropmorphic Unicorns, but do walk o all fours at times.

I just want it to seem there are forces much stronger than Equestrian's realize.

I want it be something like. "You're Elements of Harmony will not be enough to defend agianst Titan's magic"

Things like that... and the Grand Ruler's 3 horns instead of one... to me... that's a new creature.

...

Remember... My unicorns are NOT Equestrians... they do not go by the Equestrians rules.

They aren't OOC becuase there is no Original IC for them to be! It's all my way... all new... and different
>> No. 16874
>>16872
And it stinks.
I am glad you are not going to integrate Twilight and the others in your story cause seriously, you would screw it up. You would make this fanfic 20% worse, if there is even a possibility to make it worse from the current point.
>> No. 16875
Well guess what... I don't care...

And Frankly I wish you would sotp being so rude!!!
>> No. 16876
I don't want to watch FIM and risk getting hurt...

But I can't just sit and do nothing either...

I just don't like the way FIM triggers off every bad cartoon ending I've ever seen at once.
>> No. 16878
>>16872
Everything you just described are tired old cliches, the kind of thing everyone's already seen hundreds of times before in cheesy 80s cartoons and anime. It's boring.

Tri-horned unicorn? That's lame. They're anthropomorphic? So basically, instead of challenging yourself with looking at how a world without hands might work, it's just a cookie cutter furry wish fulfillment thing.

Also, I find the concept of them all being given serial numbers hilarious. I guess you've never seen 'Minority Report' or... well, pretty much any dystopian setting. What really gets me is you say it's so they're all unique, but what you're doing is taking cutie marks (markings symbolic to their innate talents and a testament to individuality) and replacing it with a number.

So that they can be unique. A number.
>> No. 16879
>>16876
No risk, no reward.
>> No. 16881
This kind of risk comes with no reward...

even if I knew what the Equestrians acted like... I Don't wnat my Unicorns acting like them AT ALL!

I want warriors here...
>> No. 16882
>>16881
Boring to hell warriors.
As the other guy says, your ideas are clichéd.

It is the story of a bunch of one dimensional goody two shoes (who by the way ar emostly boys), that are afraid of their own shadows, for some reason fighting off a bad guy.
The bad guy himself again makes Tirek from the original show more three dimensional.

Also, I think you actually watched more of the show than you say. Your Abra Kadabra surely is a parody of Trixie.
>> No. 16883
Never heard of trixe... and no I haven't...

They are no cliched to me... The Equestrians are cliched and LIARS who are afraid of their own shadows.

There's no ROOM for three dimesnion!

If I give them different personalties liek the Equestrians... I'll run out of room, and... Under no circumstances may they have any adventures or excitment.
>> No. 16884
I don't care about character's personalites that much, they serve no purpose exepct to rule out many things.
>> No. 16886
>>16883
>>16884
>There's no ROOM for three dimesnion!
>If I give them different personalties liek the Equestrians... I'll run out of room, and... Under no circumstances may they have any adventures or excitment.

That's... the opposite of what would happen. Allow a character to be three-dimensional and they'll write the story for you.

What you have said here is so, so stupid and flawed, I am now convinced you are merely another troll posing as Mykan.
>> No. 16888
No... I'm the real Mykan!

And what I sai dI mean... I don't know what 3 deimesnion even looks like... every charatcer I've ever seen all acts the same.

Besides... I don't find some character even COOL enough.

I am the Real Mykan... what do I have to do to convince you!
>> No. 16889
>>16888
Maybe post in the latest chapter of your fic that you're having a debate on FIMchan?

Or maybe put it at the top of your profile?
>> No. 16890
>>16888
Cool? Like what? The cast of FiM is compared to your little troop actually cool. Rainbow Dash is a tomboy who likes action but is also loyal to her friends, Applejack is a hardworking girl, Fluttershy is a sweet pegasus, that cares deeply for others and manages to be sometimes "intimidating and cute" at the same time, Pinkie is just crazy, Rarity is a sometimes overdramatic "lady" who still knows what is really important and Twilight is a badass bookworm magician who learns how to make a life on her own, while also making friends.

Your characters on the other hand...
Rhymey talks in rhymes, Buddy is a gardener, Artie paints, Cookie cooks, Abra is a magician with no personality geeks, Starla is just a girl and Lightning is a Scootaloo.
>> No. 16893
Opps wrong thread, I have no idea how this site works...

To Anynomus... I have poste din my fic in author's notes sveeral times... and at the BOTTOM of my FF profile... that whoever's been in here wasn't me!!!

...

To Dusk Shine

To me... This is cool... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82NVJsLVkxM (What do you think Artie's spear and his ART ATTACK SPIN was inspired by)

That's only part of it...

To me... Ganondorf is cool... Wiseman from Sailor Moon is cool... Nightmare and Discord I give a big THUMBS DOWN

I'm going offline now... I've been on too long...

But I am a fast responder
>> No. 16896
Oh god, why do you punish me like this?

I was suppose to die in battle, with a shot through my head or something, instead, I am here, about to die of a broken ribcage.
>> No. 16897
>>16893
Hmm, fair enough. Still, I've got no idea how to explain to you how flawed your storytelling abilities are.

Yeah, Ganondorph is cool. What is it you like about him? Is it his general demeanor of evil? Because while he can pull it off, it's because he's iconic. There's other ways to be cool.

Did you ever even see Discord in action? Charming, intelligent, sinister... he didn't need minions, he didn't need an army, he didn't need a lair. He broke out of his prison and promptly twisted reality itself just to show he could, then mindraped the only ones who could stop him without even lifting a finger. That's pretty cool.
>> No. 16898
>>16893
What I am asking you is, what is there that makes you think your characters are in some way unique? Because they have serial numbers and are all winged unicorns?
It just makes them boring. The serial numbers have no purpose at all and make them look more like something artificial like a robot and by making them all part of the same species, you just take away the possibility of working on creative use of certain abilities. Like "if they meet a monster that can only be defeated by magic in general, how would a character who can fly deal with it?" There you have a possible scenario for a part of the story. Instead you just make them all the same, even if there is no reason whatsoever for. And why do they all have to wear clothes? Battle armor I would understand to some degree, but cloths all the time?
>> No. 16903
Let's see if I've got this right... Dakari King Mykan is pretty much Chris-chan?
>> No. 16904
I just watched a full ep of FIM ( it had Trixie in it)

and I am very very very ANGRY!!!

So angry and stressed out my stomach hurts. I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!!!
>> No. 16905
They are unuiqe becuase they are somehting no one's tried before in that verse...

The serial numbers help identify them (There are many IDENTICAL Yellow unicorns, but only rhymey is called XL7Z) plus I like how it roles...

They all are winged unicorns so no one is too different or wishes they could fly.

The golden horns is a new thing too

They wear clothes becuase if they're going to be warriors, they oughta look like it... and I just plain don't like nudity!

Like I said... it has to be as different form FIM as I can make it
>> No. 16906
Yep. Chris-chan. Has to be him. No other person could possibly come up with so much retarded bullshit.
>> No. 16908
>>16904
You jst watched one episode. Calm down. Or the Trixie fans attack you
>> No. 16909
Dusk shine... I think it's time I showed you something... why I wrtie fics

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqzL6b3g4_c
>> No. 16910
>>16905

So what you're saying is that you've created a bunch of characters so bland you need serial numbers to tell them apart? That's not unique, it's just the sign of a really bad writer.
>> No. 16911
>>16909
I don`t care about your problems. And I don`t care about TT.
And considering what I stumbled upon here...

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Dakari-King_Mykan

I think bronies should be afraid of what you may one day come up with, if you decide to actually put in the charactrs of the show. Then again, if you already get hurt by watching it, I guess you will never put them in your fanfiction. Thank Celestia. I rather see all of the cast turned into Fluttershy`s foals than this.
>> No. 16912
I was afraid of that...

The ED is posting a whole bunch of things of me that AREN'T true... alot of it isn't tru at all
>> No. 16913
To Anyomus...

Well I can't use cutie marks... what else is there?
>> No. 16914
>>16909

Is... is this for real? It can't be real, can it? It has to be a case of Poe's Law...
>> No. 16915
>>16912
I look through your profile on fanfction.net and compare it with your ED article. I basically just gives again what is writen in your own profile by yourself. Especially the part of you thinking you are a class on your own.
Well yeah, a special case you are for sure, but not in a good way.

And please, tell me you are just a troll. If not so, then give us a proof. Something like a spoiler on what you plan in future chapters or so.
>> No. 16916
Anynmous... I was very very angry the way TT ended like that... but it's not only one... 6teen... Digimon... Inuyasha... even a new one I recently watched they all blew up in my face with bad endings I just couldn't stand.

Watching FIM somehow makes me see them all at once.

Sometimes I get so frustrated I can't sleep. I'm too upset to sleep.

That's why I make these fics... when I'm angry it does a person good to let of steam. doesn' it?
>> No. 16917
To Dusk Shine... very well

My next chapter... Krysta learns who she is... the Fairy Queen (Lost her memory)
>> No. 16918
Also Dusk...

in case you bothered to read the DATES... those old posts are form long long ago and some bits have changed since then.

You read my whole profile? That's who I WAS... that's not who I really am.
>> No. 16919
>>16918
and waht are you now? 25 and afraid of FiM because of some animated teenagers from a stupidly animated show? the only good thing about you is, that you will not put the actual show characters in your story. Seriously, I don`t want to know what you would do to Celestia and Twilight, just to feel better
>> No. 16920
>>16916

So what you want is pretty much a show where everything ends happily, all the time? Where there's no real conflict to speak of, and if there is the cause will always be a stereotypical villain without any motive beyond "being evil"? Who the entirely Good main characters will easily defeat; cue an ending where everybody laughs for some reason?

Strife, betrayal, conflict, emotional turmoil... those are all things that cause characters to grow and develop. To become interesting. If you want those things removed, you might just as well go watch some uninspired 80's cartoon.
>> No. 16922
You also don't realize... I'm 25 but...

I do not wish to fall in love EVER
I do not need offline friends...

That is the main reason why I say "Friendship is NOT magic"

I don't smoke...
I don't drink
I don't like porn
I hate swearing

But I alreayd have plans for Twilight and Celetsia... that's why I'm on a horn of delima... I don't know how to portray them.

I know they have feelings... they can smile... they can cry... they get furrious... they can even get hurt when the NEW Discord attacks.

But I don't now what to do
>> No. 16923
>>16922
New Discord?
And what are you going to do with Celestia? Make her fall in love with your god character? Kill Luna so that she seeks comfort in your character?
>> No. 16924
As int he case of Trixie... I can only reasure you... she and Abra are nothing alike.

Trixie is rude, conceited, and a BIG MOUTH and her magic is bending things, and transfiguarion

I don't wnat any of my unicorns ever acting like her (everyone is equal and special in their own way.)

Abra on the other hand is a well mannered English Gentlemen who does REAL Magician's tricks. He is very polite and very generous
>> No. 16925
So basically:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MarySue

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlackHoleSue

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PuritySue

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MarySuetopia
>> No. 16926
GR (Still haven't figured his real name yet) is Celetia's former fiance form logn long ago.

That story will be revealed when Rhymey goes to Equestria in search of the next stone
>> No. 16927
>>16926
What? You actually put the characters in this? Didn`t you say, you want to create something not related to FiM? Cause that is the absolute opposite.
>> No. 16928
>>16926
Of course he is. No doubt he's stronger than her too.

What was this about not being Equestria again?
>> No. 16929
Originally yes, Dusk... but now I have no choice

You see... I also started this fic becuase other bronies and flamers wouldn't stop DARING ME!

I was dared and pushed to my limts, and I lost patience...

Besides... I... Well...

Nevermind... I'd rather not say it here
>> No. 16930
>>16929

Oh, but you want to say it, and you will. That's why you mentioned it.
>> No. 16931
Anymous... do youself a favor and stop being RUDE!
>> No. 16932
>>16929
What? Are you in love with Celestia? Big deal. You are not the first creep who takes a clopfic interest too far.
>> No. 16933
I am not a CREEP, Dusk

That was HIGHLY uncalled for
>> No. 16934
>>16933
Your being a fag writing this story, who cares if they dare you, you writing it and claiming your not a brony makes you look closet-brony.
>> No. 16935
Well I'm not, damn it. I'm not a brony... if I was you can bet there would be no end to such shame and disgust!
>> No. 16936
>>16935
you want to add Celestia and Twilight in your story and make your Grand Ruler actually the former fiance of her. That is closet brony wish fullfillment. Worse would only be, if you make it as if your characters turn out to be the real heroes compared to the actual heroines.
>> No. 16937
>>16935

Of course you're not a brony. Anyone who's not a brony definitely wouldn't write fanfiction, create fan characters or draw fanart... And really wouldn't post on FiMchan!

..... Oh wait.
>> No. 16938
To dusk...

I am not a closet brony!

And if I did what you said then I really would deserve shame and guilt.

The equestirans however are going ot be a big help they get to partake in he final ulktimate battle agianst... Titan, Serpent Tyrant, the minions, New Discord and the evil spirit of Nightmare.

They all will help and do their role. so EVERYONE is the hero
>> No. 16939
>>16935
You don't watch the show, yet you're obsessed with your own retarded fanwank.

Sounds like a brony to me.
>> No. 16940
Why ar eyou being rude with me anynomus? Answer me!
>> No. 16941
>>16940
you obviously dont know the norms of the site
>> No. 16942
To The Union... I don't knwo anythign about this site at all! Except that someone tried to frame me!
>> No. 16943
>>16938

Do you actually READ your posts?
>> No. 16944
I do... but I type too fast as I am rather impatient...

Also... If I did manage to learn everything about FIM and write an actual fic... it would make people even more angrier at me... especially with what I would write about
>> No. 16945
I do... but I type too fast as I am rather impatient...

Also... If I did manage to learn everything about FIM and write an actual fic... it would make people even more angrier at me... especially with what I would write about
>> No. 16946
Sorry for the double post
>> No. 16947
>>16946
how old are you?
>> No. 16948
>>16944
What? A filly that is the reincernation of Nightmare Moon but gets adopted by Twilight? One of the characters making sweet out of the bodies of her friends? Gender bending? Clopfic?
We have seen a lot as a community, there is as good as nothing that can us shock. Even if we have to admit, we never saw someone getting that obsessed with ownchara ideas. Mostly because even the OC at least stay in the universe of Equestria.
>> No. 16949
>>16940
I think you're a dick and you deserve the rudeness. Thanks for asking.
>> No. 16950
Equestria and Unicornicopa ARE part of the same Universe (the Dimensional Universe) But Unicornicopia is a different dimension.

And the characters don't make sweet... another reason my unicorns wear pants and clothing...

They got nothing down there...!

It's not Gender Bending at all...

I'm just doing the best with what I have, what I CAN use, and what is possible.

New Discord: (Since I'm not familiar with Discord and I think he's an idiot) He's going to be given a new shape, a new power, now he lives only to destroy and conquer, just like the rest.

Nightmare is back... she isn't Luna at all, but in fact the evil spirit/remains of what Luna was (There are TWO Lunas, a good and bad one)
>> No. 16951
To Anonymus: Why? Just becuase I make a fic...

The only person wh is a dick is YOU, just like I predicted you would be... just like everyone in this poor excuse of a reality
>> No. 16952
>>16950
im just gonna guess your 10
>> No. 16953
>>16951
>everybody else in this world is a dick except for me.

the more logical conclusion from that observation is that it you who indeed is the dick
>> No. 16954
>>16952
I can understand how you would think so, but no.

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Dakari-King_Mykan
>> No. 16955
>>16950

Just a tip if you want to be considered a good writer: Sometimes it's better to write what you hate rather than exclusively what you love.
>> No. 16956
To Anonymous...

No it's NOT!!!!

And I didn't say everyone is a dick but me! You did. It's you who's the dick for being extremely Rude for wrong reasons.
>> No. 16957
And as I said before... the ED is telling you lies! They do this to everything... even FIM is on there... and so are Bronies.

But what they say isn't true...!

I'm not a psycho at all. If I was I'd be a dangerous mennace, but I'm not!
>> No. 16958
>>16956
>The only person wh is a dick is YOU, just like I predicted you would be... just like everyone in this poor excuse of a reality
>you are a dick... just like everyone in reality
>everyone else is a dick

Did you forget that you called everybody else a dick? Or did you expect us to forget?
>> No. 16959
>>16957
You don't need to be dangerous to be fucked in the head.
>> No. 16960
_______________________________________________
everyone above this line is trolled by a fail at life faggot
>> No. 16962
To anonymus... wrong agian... I called EVERYONE a dick... what do you think EVERYONE MEANS?!?!?

To The Union: and YOU... be quiet... it's time to set you Madfolks straight for good...
>> No. 16963
>>16962
If you're calling yourself a dick, why do you get upset if I call you a dick too? We're in agreement.
>> No. 16964
>>16962
your actully quit amusing, keep going
>> No. 16965
Dakari-King Mykan is a talentless fanfiction author and Youtuber who writes about lonely Digimon and Teen Titans characters.

His main "claim to fame" is his involvement in the Dakari/Takari flame war which may or may not have even happened, and if it did, Mykan is the only one who ever gave a shit, even if he claims it was "just for fun".

...

WRONG! I'm not talentless! I have other skills (Writing isn't everythign ya know)

Further I don't write about Lonely Digimon and TT characters, I make other fics where they aren't lonely, aren't upset or anything. I even write in other caterogies

Wrong agian! It's not a claim to fame, but there was/is a war I know other people who will vouch for it.
>> No. 16967
In Digimon, one of the shipping couples is called Daikari, which is a portmanteau of Daisuke and Hikari. Mykan uses the word "Dakari" because he is a fucking retard.

...

Wrong... in the dub version their names are Davis and Kari...! DA... KARI. It's a prefered term that a lot of people use. The Japanesse version is not called DAIKARI... it is called HISUKE

...

He calls himself the Dakari-King because one of his fans called him that for his involvement in "the war". He continues to use this name despite the fact that he claims he is no better than anyone else

...

It's just a meaningless penname... There are tons of people who have pennames with things like this.
...

As for the Mykan name, his sister came up with that for his anime character. It doesn't mean jack shit when translated to Japanese.

...

We all came up with names for ourselves, we just made wild claims becuase it SOUNDED Japanese. Don't have a cow, will ya?
>> No. 16969
>>16965

This thread has turned into a total trainwreck of a flame war, but may I suggest that you don't look to other fanfiction and instead read the classics and learn from those writers? We can't all be great writers (since, let's face it, we write about silly little multicolored horses with tramp stamps and/or other stupid cartoons) but we can at least aspire to write something better.
>> No. 16971
To annomymus...

You just don't get it, do ya. Ya don't!

I'm trying to prove I was the one came in here and posted all that stuff! (Someone poorly tried to impersonate me)

And you're being very rude and obnoxious, and not giving me a chance to explain. You just ASSUME you know all the answers, when you should really let me tell you THE REAL DEAL.

The ENCY of Dramatica is all BULL and LIES... the people who wrote things like that put everything in there to mock it and laugh, and they don't even get the full story.

As for the Writing... Who said anythign about being in this for praise and glory!
>> No. 16972
And no I can't aspire...

Any original idea I came up with that even MIGHT HAVE been a good real book...

-Vampire's room
-The Mist of Misery
-The Slumber of Silence
-J-10 (A sitcom idea)

I had no choice but to scrap it all
>> No. 16973
>>16969

>Giving him the time of day with honest advice
>After this fucking thread

The only emotions you should be feeling towards this ridiculous dipshit are pity and a kind of quiet horror.
>> No. 16974
I WASN'T the one... I missspelled...
>> No. 16975
To Tactical:

Now don't you start! You only prove me more right
>> No. 16977
>>16971

Hey buddy:

We've read your stuff, or at least as far as we could get without wanting to kill ourselves for fear contact with your "work" might infect us with whatever horrible sickness you have.

We've read the retarded drivel you've vomited all over this thread, and hence, this board.

We see, and we judge. You are talentless, you are an egomaniac who believes that people who think you're not good at what you do are just trolls, you are a psychotic overgrown child with absolutely no connection to reality.
>> No. 16979
To tactical...

Spoken like a true, and imbecilic fool!
>> No. 16980
>>16973

What can I say, I'm an optimist.
>> No. 16981
I told you before... I NEVER posted ANYTHING on this poor excuse of a site!

the DKM you talked with before wasn't me
>> No. 16982
>>16977
This.

Mykan, a man is judged by their words and their actions. We accept that you were not the original poster, but nevertheless...

Your words are quite clear, plastered over this board. You have done nothing that merits acknowledgement, let alone praise. Your words, your stories, your refusal to question your boundaries and ideas, they all paint you as immature, delusional, but worst of all... you're dull. Uninteresting. Unworthy of attention.

Call us imbeciles if you like. Your opinion counts for precious little.
>> No. 16983
>>16981
you are logically insane, go away
>> No. 16984
Besides... I have to fix the MLP clips I made...

Make the charaacters stronger and give them their three shapes...

But first I have to select a name for the GR, And I've looked up a lot of name... I can't see any that work
>> No. 16985
To the Union: Silence! You try my patience!

To anynomous... do you have any idea how SHALLOW you just sounded?
>> No. 16986
>>16979

No, I'm just saying you're accusing us of "not getting it" when all I see is people actually reading your posts and responding to them.

I see people saying that your ideas for your universe, your characters, and your storylines are stupid. Not just to make you mad, but because they read what you're saying and they don't like it. Do you understand this? Nobody is making shit up just because it's funny. You are so far gone that we don't even find you funny anymore, we find you downright confusing because we don't understand how your brain works.

You say that your ideas are better and that your characters are better. For this belief of yours you are justly insulted and belittled.
>> No. 16987
>>16985
but i still think your a funny nice guy who is simply misunderstood:)
>> No. 16988
To Tactical... I never said they were BETTER...

they're just different...
>> No. 16989
>>16981

And yet you, the one who claims not to be an impostor, are here telling us your ideas and getting upset when we say they're bad. Don't try to hide behind this bullshit mask of "you weren't really talking to me." We are judging you, the real you, and the words written by the real you, don't make any mistake about that.
>> No. 16990
And maybe if you'd just stop assuming and let me speak for myself... maybe if you'd just stop being rude and ask questions now and then... I'd giv eyou the asnwer you seek. Then you can confirm with what you heard to what I say
>> No. 16992
Those words wer enot written by me...

They were taken by a mocker who I talk with, who LEAKS our private convos and edits them.

I never said my Unicorns are better... they're just different.

The Equestrians are going to stand out tall and strong durirng the battle I promise you...

I just have to figure out how I can learn about them without having to watch FIM.
>> No. 16993
>>16990
aww, play nice now, we dont want that cute face of yours hurt;)
>> No. 16994
Finally... you don't really know the real me at all. You don't know what I really do.

I assure you... I am not violent, homicidal, mental house psychotic.... harmful to others, or anything like that.
>> No. 16995
>>16994
ofcourse you are:D
>> No. 16996
>>16990
This is an image board. If you want to speak, then put it out there, plain as day, onto the screen. No one is going to interrupt you.

We're not working on preconceived notions. We are looking at the things you, the real you, are saying on this thread, and we are looking at the stories that you have published, and we find them shallow, mundane and generic.

Generic, Mykan. The ideas you believe are 'different' are old, generic cliches with no depth or subtlety. Why would we enjoy that? Why should we?
>> No. 16997
>>16990

Fine, I'll give you a chance to lay out everything that's relevant.

Why are you writing this fic in the first place? Where did the whole idea come from? Be specific and tell us why exactly you made this decision.

How do you feel about FiM's characters, particularly the 6 main characters?

What are these feelings based on?

What do you want to change about the universe and why?

What do you want to carry over from the original universe and why?

Why do you want to write this "new" universe if you hate the original so much?

What do you feel will be the value of your work? Will it be enjoyable to read? Will it convey a message? Or is it just for your own personal enjoyment?
>> No. 16998
Generally, if you're trying to convince people that someone is an impostor who wants to sully your name, it's a good idea to act better than him. If you don't act rational and humble, you're just doing more damage to yourself. Just look at Chris-chan. Instead of saying "Well, damn, I sure screwed up" he went on to rage at everyone and claim his own superiority whenever he got the chance. And look where he ended up. You don't want the same to happen to you, right? Because fucking hell, it sure seems like you're trying.
>> No. 17000
To anonymus...

You can't compare people's fictions to their real actual lives

And your the ones who are saying "I'm superior" and your the ones putting words in my mouth... NOT ME!!!

Now I'm gonna answer Tactical's squestions next post
>> No. 17003
To tactial...

ah ahem

1: Mockers and flamers (Like you) continously wer ebothering me and saying I'm too chicken to even TRY and make a fic without even watching FIM. They dared me and pushed to my limits. So I decided I would... however, since I can't watch FIM, and don't want to be like them that much. I have no choice, I'll make my OWN series, independant (In many ways) from FIM. Where things are different, and instead of following FIMs rules I can MAKE new rules!

What made else made me decide this was I see many cool things n games and animes and cartoons and shows. Like Power Rangers, DBZ and Zelda... and I want to see other things go through things like that inclduing the Ponies. I'd rather they be warriors, and not fight with each other, and all work good together.

I also saw things like dancers and swordsmen and though maybe Anthropomorphic ponise could do that stuff. (Afterall... you can't do thing slike that on all fours)

Also... I think FIM are LIARS. Friendship is not magic, and other people have agreed with me. 90% of the people who watch the show are STILL friendless, and the things Twilight learns don't WORK in our world (Especially with the way people LIKE YOU behave today)

Real magic comes from inside you! It's BELIEVING... and having faith. Magic and courage come from the heart, not from relics/friends.

Plus, and yes I admit it, I do think Celestia is beautiful and part of me is enflamed by the sight of her to think up things. (That's Cartoon Crushes do. They inspire you, and help you concentrate) Just as long as you remember they aren't real... which I do know... she's not real.

Also... I have nothing else better to do... and like I said... when I'm angry I like to cool off by making thing slike this for myself and for other people who might feel the same.

END OF ANSWER 1

*Panting*

Now the other ones
>> No. 17004
>>17003
but seriously, just leave, your just making yourself look more like a faggot with every post
>> No. 17005
>>17000

Actually, the blending of fiction with themes from real life can be (read: is) an excellent idea. The greatest modernist literature was more or less based on this idea; putting a focus on the individual's emotions and conveying these in a complex yet relatable narrative, no matter if the subject matter was fantastic or everyday. In more contemporary fiction, the success of one of the greatest fantasy authors of all time, Terry Pratchett, can easily be attributed to his realistic characterizations though the setting itself may be absurd.
>> No. 17006
Answer 2:

I think Twilight is Raven from TT... sarcastic... Snarky... annoyed! (That's not what I want in my Unicorns)

AppleJack: The only thing i see in her is a foghonr leghorn

"What I say, what int he hootin' nanny is that. This is gonna cause more confsuin than a mouse ina burlesque show"

Rarity: I see her as shallow, and conceited Like she's QUEEN of the world, and she thinks LOOKS are everything. (I might make her drag Rhymey in and try to giv ehim a makeover, not realziing he's not even a girl)

PP: Too wild... too energentic... like a dog who has a habbit of chewing things up and causing destruction

Ranbow Dash: Way too speedy and tomboyish. Like an out of control Road runner

Fluttershy: She's kinda pretty, but I see her as only a stutter, I don't see much courage in her at all. She can't be both Shy and Brave... it doens't make sense to me.

I just don't see the fearlessness and bravery I seek in them. To me their more like Giddy giddy school girls who have tea parties and Knit and talk about cute boys

That's personality... I don't want or need that in a race of warriors.
>> No. 17007
ANSWER 3:

The feelings are based on feeling opposite of friendship, they are based on insecurity, insignificance... feeling inferor... and jealousy.
>> No. 17008
>>17003

So you wanted to do it on a dare, but you refused to actually follow the spirit of the dare. So you're writing some horrible bullshit with horrible, boring characters.

>Also I hate FiM being about friendship because friendship is bullshit
First off you're wrong about every single thing you said in this little paragraph. Are you saying part of your reason for writing this is because you can't stand the idea that the show is about friendship? This is downright amazing, dude. You have no friends, you can't make friends, and so you declare friendship bullshit and can't stand the idea of the "magic of friendship."

>Now the other ones
No I think we've heard enough from you and I'm sincerely sorry for giving you the chance to lay out the bullshit you're about to.
>> No. 17009
You know what, no, I'm glad this has happened.

Thank you for laying out your thoughts so that you can be sure that when people insult you, they are not doing it because it's funny or because they want to cut down your idea, but because they genuinely have read and understood your ideas, AND THEY HATE THEM.
>> No. 17010
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17010
"That's personality... I don't want or need that in a race of warriors."

Well there's your problem.
>> No. 17012
ANSWER 4:

For one thing... The unicorns don't have squabbles, they don't act like Rarity, they don't get into fights or bad dissagreements.

Their powers are not like The Equestians... They're powers are for battle and stuff

-Offensive
-Defensive
-Smart thinking
-Healing
And various others...

Instead of cuite marks... Since I don't understand them, and don't really like them much, I use serial numbers it was all I could think of

The unicorns come in many colors and sizes of the rainbow, but some may look exactly like one another. So the serial numbers tell them apart

Instead of pony names for cites, I prefer color names for the towns and villages. Otherwise it would be too much linked to FIM

The monsters we fight are like Power Ranger baddies, its the only thing I can think of to make it different than the kind the Equestrians fight.

I also want the unicorns to be Anthropomorpich so they can dance, wield hand held weapons, and do various activites that would be impossible on all fours. Despite not having posible thumbs, they still managed to do it.

I want to introduce humanoud like creatures becuase who says it has to be all animals. This is a universe where anything is possbile, there's no law that says it has ot be ONLY animals. And besides I'd like to see a human or two

And many many other ways
>> No. 17013
ANSWER 5 and 6:

The Equestrians need to learn that even Friendship and magic won't always work.

There may be enemies out there just too much for them to handle alone, even they may need help sometimes. And some that cannot be changed from evil to good

But the most important lesson

"No matter how good a hero you try to be... in the end... sometime syou just can't save everyone."
>> No. 17014
>>17013
>The Equestrians need to learn that even Friendship and magic won't always work.

Based on the small portion of the world we have seen.
>> No. 17015
Final Answer

The real value to me of this fic is relief.

I've emptied my thoughts, and I don't have as much on my mind anymore. So this way I may not toss and turn all night having trouble sleeping becuase my mind is so full of ideas and thoguhts I just have ot get them out.

Besides... writing these fics also gives me something to do that I can enjoy.
>> No. 17016
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17016
I was going to post constructive criticism, but I just can't be arsed anymore.
>> No. 17017
Anonymus...

There's a difference bwteen Critisim... and flaming
>> No. 17018
>>17017
unfortunately you cant tell the difference
>> No. 17019
>>17006
>I think Twilight is Raven from TT... sarcastic... Snarky... annoyed! (That's not what I want in my Unicorns)

Raven is a dark and brooding goth stereotype. Twilight isn't that at all. Twilight is snarky occasionally, but no more than any other pony.

>AppleJack: The only thing i see in her is a foghonr leghorn

Applejack is a lazy scheister who trys to trick other people into doing their work for them? Even their accent isn't close. Do you watch Warner Bros. cartoons? Or do you just make random guesses about those characters too?

>Rarity: I see her as shallow, and conceited Like she's QUEEN of the world, and she thinks LOOKS are everything

She's the single most selfless, generous character on the show. Somehow you managed to get everything completely wrong.

>Ranbow Dash: Way too speedy and tomboyish. Like an out of control Road runner

And that's bad because? Women are supposed to act girly?

>Fluttershy: She's kinda pretty, but I see her as only a stutter

Fluttershy doesn't have a stutter.

See, this is why people think you're a joke. You don't know shit about the show and probably couldn't even interpret it if you did watch it.

Why are you trying to be a part of the fandom if you don't like or care for the show? That's fucking retarded.
>> No. 17020
I've seen pathetic, but this is a whole new level, OP shouldnt even be around the computor, he only makes the internet all the worse
>> No. 17021
>>17013

I know I've been doing nothing but insult and swear at you, but this is important:

You keep on saying that the way the show's characters are, isn't right for your fic.

This is a very fundamental flaw in your world-crafting efforts. You claim to want to write this fic to prove the "friendship is magic" message wrong, and yet you reject everything about the universe. You talk not about what you want to change from the original universe, but about how it fits or doesn't fit with what you want to write. There is no "race of warriors" in FiM. You can hate the main characters' personalities all you want, but that is what they are.

The show isn't "wrong" for not being what you want it to be. You are wrong for trying to claim that it is. By writing what you are writing, you aren't "proving" anything to anyone. You sure as hell aren't "proving" that friendship is bullshit, because in FiM-canon, Friendship is the most powerful magic in the whole universe whether you, Dakari, want it to be or not.

You can write whatever the hell you want, but you should do it with the awareness that you are writing original fiction in a world that has nothing to do with Twilight Sparkle and Princess Celestia. No, not that it's "completely different" or any such bullshit-- it literally is as different of a world as Star Wars is from Digimon.

Stop talking about how the show "is wrong" and we'll move from "you're a psychotic overgrown 12 year old" to "your ideas suck, go away."
>> No. 17024
>>17021

I still think he's actually Chris-chan.
>> No. 17025
>>17024
i think chris chan learned his lesson
>> No. 17026
>>17025

You're kidding right?
>> No. 17027
>>16206
You are a sad, strange little man, and I pity you.
>> No. 17028
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17028
>Writing a fanfic
>Without reading the source material you're writing a fanfic from
>> No. 17029
>>17026
Nevermind, i got chris chan mixed up with Adam Goldstein.
>> No. 17034
I'm not Chris Chan... you can stop that right now!

My goal wasn't to be a write... I'm only in this to blow off steam when I'm angry...

The only goals I had I had had to give up
>> No. 17035
To Tactical

To bad... I'm not leaving until you straighten out your sorry excuse of an attitude and judgement!

And FYI I'm not twelve
>> No. 17040
To all reading this insanely depressing thread:

Mykan, much like all too many egocentric, arrogant hacks with an overinflated ego and complete lack of self-distance, suffers from autism. In the way he acts, he furthers prejudices about autistic people. With every sentence he writes, he only reinforces a social stigma which is getting more and more difficult to overcome with each passing day.

I most humbly beg of you, do not believe that all autistic people are like him. Do not believe that we are all so shallow and spiteful. Trust me when I say that we are just as frustrated, if not more, by him and his rude and unpleasant ilk. For us who try to adjust to normal society, for us who try to behave in civilized ways, people like Mykan are living disasters.
>> No. 17041
Anonymus...

You are wrong.
>> No. 17042
And I'm not as rude as all of you are.

At leats I don't go out of my way to actually try and kill people
>> No. 17043
Fine... I have no choice.

*Gazes at Equestria*

I'm going in... I got no choice now... WHAT AM I DOING?!?!?

*DEEP BREATHE*

*Jumps inside Episode 2*
>> No. 17049
>>17003
there is this magical thing you can do! you can IGNORE THEM!!!

you cant adopt a theme and then change the rules. thats like me taking Fahrenheit 451 and making my character have every book ever written memorized, and he can turn invisible, and teleport.

ponies do go through cool things. last time i check rainbow dash broke the sound barrier reaching mach 10, then rescued 4 other ponies and pulled over 2500 gs by making a 90 degree turn a foot away from the ground again at mach 10.

you'd be surprised what all can be done on all fours.

fuck you. "you dont have friends" i'll have you know that i am probably the most popular guy in my group of 30+ friends. and that can be thanked by my quirky attitude which gives me the ability to coerce my friends into situations that benefit me, my outstanding generosity(if i have something my friends want i will regularly give it to them with no strings attached.) AND all my frineds who also enjoy MLP are the more popular within THEIR group of friends. fuck you and your prejudice assumptions.

'magic' and courage DO come from the heart. BUT in most every case the character does it WITH the help of his/her FRIENDS. Hell, the basic theme of Harry Potter is love.

i like celestia too. infact she is my favorite character. there is nothing wrong with that.

>>17006
twilight isnt even like that 9/10ths of the time.
how the fuck did you even get to that conclusion with applejack?
>rarity shallow
hahaha no.
im sorry pinkie pie too much of a character for you to handle.
so now are girls not allowed to be tomboys? should they all be "lets have a tea party!, and then i'll paint your nails, oooo lets talk about BOYS~" ?
>fluttershy not brave
i guess talking down to a hostile dragon, and being able to face any type of animal, no matter how lethal, without even flinching is not brave.
>not fearless or brave
they take down mythological beasts and gods and dont give two shits. not brave my ass.
>>17007
so basically if your feelings are based on the fact that everyone else is better than you and you desperately want to hid that fact and want to be more like them.
>>17012
>dont have squabbles, warrior race
wut
who says they dont have these powers? we only see a small fraction of the entirety of mlp.
whats so hard to understand about an image that represents someone? here's an example. a pony with the image of a lantern and lets say their profession is a counselor. you can determine that they have the innate ability to guide ponies 'out of the darkness'.
>every possible color of the color spectrum. cant tell each other apart.
i repeat; wat
town 1, town 2, town red, town blue, this town has a little star, this town drives a little car.
OH SHIT, GET THE MEGAZORD READY!
>wants anthros/humans.
then make your story about humans and gtfo out of here. for fucks sake.
>>17013
>no friendship, but stuff is too much to handle alone and may need help.
>cant save everyone.
no shit sherlock. heros do everything they can to the best of their abilities.
>>17015
>Writing about something you hate is enjoyable.
...
>> No. 17051
*Feels sick form watching eps 2-3*

I don't feel very well!!
>> No. 17053
>>17042
wtf who the hell is trying to kill people? you dont have to have murderous intent to be a fucking psycho, you fucking idiot.
>>17043
get the fuck out. get the fuck out right now. press that god damned pause button, close the web page and get the fuck out.
OH and i have a name for your GR character. AND as a bonus, it describes you very well!
GIANT RETARD. I apologize to all mentally disabled people about grouping him with you, i know it was very wrong of me to sully that status.
>> No. 17055
The towns are called...

*Strruggles* Ow! *The bite marks from FIM hurt*

-White Villiage
-Red Wood Meadows
-Orange Range
-Yellow Hills
-Greenland
-Bluesville
-Indigo Plateau (Unknown)
-Voilet Swamp
-Big Brown Canyon
-Pinkie Parks
-Blacktop mountain.
-Rainbow City Central (Int he middle of it all)

The Grand Ruler lives in a floating palace high in the sky so he can see everything and keep watch over the kingdom, and it helps him to change Day/night and make the rain/sun come in.
>> No. 17057
>>17055
i restate my earlier comment
>town 1, town 2, town red, town blue, this town has a little star, this town drives a little car.
By the way! if you put "sage" in the email field, it alerts everyone to new material, regardless what thread they are in! you should totally put "sage" in the email field whenever you post!
>> No. 17060
*Is treating my wounds*

We don't drive cars in Unicornicopia... everyone can fly.

And I don't know what you mean by sage
>> No. 17062
>>17060
>facepalms, facepalms everywhere.
its simple. up by the posting box there is a field above 'subject'. if you put "sage" in that field every time you post, it will help you out.
>> No. 17063
*Bandages my arm* ahh... that's better...

*Watches ep 3*

Hmm! A squabble over tickets. If there were balls held in Unicornicopa (Sadly there arne't many) This would never happen

The rule is... everyon shall atend. "You don't have a ticket? Well you have one now"
>> No. 17064
>>17063
>fails to understand how conflict drives a story

Even the most basic aspects of storytelling are beyond you.
>> No. 17065
Maybe the full extend of imagination and wishful thinking is beyond you?
>> No. 17067
>>17065
Nope. If everybody gets everything they want without any kind of struggle than there's no story to tell. "And they live happily ever after" is supposed to come at the end of the story, not be the story.
>> No. 17072
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17072
First off, I did NOT read Dakari King Mykan's "Magic is Believing"

But I decided because of all you flaming trolling bronie's that I must make a fresh reimagining of it.

First of all, the Grand Ruler. I thought it would be neat to have a mother goddess instead of a male father figure - too many shows have a male in charge like Power Rangers. So I made my ruling king god a girl like me. Also...she has a picture of a sun instead of a serial number because I think the sun is cool. At first I thought...what is better than three horns?

FOUR horns.

And then I thought...more horns for more magic. So she should have horns all over her body!

But that is hard to draw so then I thought she should have just one horn.

She is named Princess Solaria. She watches over and protects all her ponies and she is...perfect and beautiful and magical and perfect and nice and she gets all teh dates.

Lots of shows are about fighting but this show is about normal people who don't fight all the time so they are not a warrior race. But...they have to fight evil sometimes.

Next...are the main characters, it is boring if they all have wings AND a horn so I thoght that some have horns and others have wings and they have to work together.

Lightning Dawn should not be a boy because every show has boys, so I made him a girl and now he has just a horn. Instead of being bad at magic he is good at magic...but has no friends. But Solaria gives her a mission to learn to make friends with her magic.

She is very smart and good at magic but she has to learn how to have friends and be good at having friends. Also instead of a serial number she has a picture of magic.

Also she doesn't wear clothes because that looks stupid. Horses don't wear clothes. Also horses are not anthropomorphic. But they can still dance.

Her name is Dusk Shimmer. She is bad at dancing. Her special moves are sarcastic quip and all-niter studying.

I'm tired right now so I will leave you with just that and describe the rest of my fresh new characters later so do not steal my ideas please.

This is my idea for a fresh new universe based on MiB...but the name Mib doesn not make sense because you have to believe in magic.

So I will call this..."Magic is Friendship"

To me it is cool and new and different from MiB because I don't think the ideas of MiB are very real. In real life nobody believes in magic and 90 percent of people who believe in magic are WRONG.

If you want to know more please ask questions but BE RESPECTFUL i will not waste time on stupid trolls.
>> No. 17074
>>17072
no THATS a story i can get behind!
POST MOAR PLOX
>> No. 17083
I've decided that this is possibly the same troll who posted this thread, or maybe a new troll piggybacking on the success of the first, who has decided to declare the first troll (perhaps themselves) a troll and a fraud, and proceed to troll the everloving shit out of us in completely believable fashion because, honestly, there is literally no point at which we would ever stop and say "hey wait, nobody's THAT stupid."

I cannot stress enough how much I respect the master trolling if I am right about this.
>> No. 17084
I read through the characters and all I can say about the "originals" of the author is the following:

Lightning Dawn: I think he is the closest to the writers self insert in this story, seeing how the description of his appearance and his mane resemble the haircut of the author/the author in ponyform. Lightning is a shitty Twilight expy who knows nothing about the world, screams he does believe (but not in what) to defeat the enemies and is in general just an a ngsty crybaby who got a tragic past, so that the author can make it seem as if he is important/can put in slow paced and shitty drama.

Dyno and Myte: Twins based on Scootaloo that speak in mexican accent. Really, the first thing they say: Me no gusta. Are you even aware of the "Me gusta" meme?

Starla: The love interest of Lightning, basically a color swapped Twilight. She has an interest in astronomy, but that really does not in some way contribute much than her foreseeing the return of the big bad once. Then that becomes just a random thought.

Cookie: He cooks, the end

Abra: Does magic, shows up in two chapters at best. The end. Cliched name, bad color patting.

Buddy, Artie and Rhymey: Gay, gay and an annoying shit who talks in rhymes. Seems to be based on Fluuttershy personality wise, but the author gets everything about Fluttershy wrong.

Brain: Green unicorn that speaks in a stupid way to look all intelligent. Has the IQ of a sponge.

As for the Grand Retard, he is just what you get when Celestia turns into a drag queen. He has no influence on the story at all, he does until chapter 13 nothing in a fight and I think he is a self insert of the writer.
>> No. 17088
>>17083

Sadly, no, I can confirm he's the real deal. I had a conversation with him off of FiMchan, and by god is he the most frustrating person I've ever spoken to. I just gave up. I have never spoken to such a petty and immature person in my entire life. I think I'm done offering any type of friendly advice to anyone, forever. If he wants to stubbornly keep making an absolute ass off himself for the sole reason of writing the pettiest of revenge fics, then sure, be my guest.

I don't even understand... How can any person, sane or otherwise, feel such an overwhelming hate towards CARTOON CHARACTERS? I'm not just baffled, I'm downright scared.
>> No. 17091
>>17088
Try not to be put off too much. For all the asses that pop up, this really is an incredible fandom.
>> No. 17092
>>17088
Especially, when the hate is against a bunch of characters, he did not even know about. He has watched only now episode 2 and 3? What did he before? Look at fanart and masturbate all the time to it, while screaming "Fuck you Twilight! I will fuck you hard, you dirty bitch" ?

You know, I actually feel sad for his characters. Those poor things didn`t even have a chance to get an interesting personality. Come on. I know we all went somewhere berserk with our opinions about Nyx in Past Sins, but at least someone put a bit of "effort" in her.
I am just glad, that this guy does not know who Octavia, Lyra and Co are.
>> No. 17093
>>17091

I'm sorry, it's just... I know that this is one of the most amazing fandoms ever, but he scared me. I didn't even think it was possible to have such severe delusions. It's one of those moments where you realize just how broken the human mind can become, and you kind of recoil in horror.
>> No. 17094
>>17093
Relax. I understand what you mean, but he is the kind of person that you meet up once in a while. A Chris Chan. But the funny thing, even Chris Chan seems to be a "better" brony than this guy is. Still a terrible human being, but you get the drift.

But hey, perhaps in the end it turns out, that the entire fanfiction is in fact the result of a discorded Berry Punch being very, very drunk and writing a fanfiction with Scootaloo and Snails. Or better, it is a trollfic by Discord.
>> No. 17095
>>17094
>even Chris Chan seems to be a "better" brony than this guy is

Brrr... frightening thought. (O_o) But yeah, they are both severely disturbed. I don't even understand how someone could even consider cartoon characters to be like real people. What kind of fucked up shit could possibly lead to someone becoming that deluded?
>> No. 17096
*Yawns*

I didn't sleep well last night but at least I'm learning more.

Twilight can Teleport

Rarity's not as concetied as I thought...

And I have more than what I need to make Nightmare return
>> No. 17097
Anonyomus...

Ow! *The burns hurt*

We consider them LIKE real people becuase it helps us write and come up with things.

In the real world... Some people can move on and get better form some things but some people can't.

In our world happy ever afters aren't really real either. They don't always happen.

Do you understand what I'm saying (Without a rude remark)?
>> No. 17098
>>17097
Oh shut up, troll. Yeah, that what you are: The Grand Troller. I don`t believe that you are the real Dakari King. If you want to convince me, do something "unique". Do something only the real Mykan could do. Here an idea: Make a youtube video where you sing the opening of FiM.
>> No. 17099
>>17097
>We consider them LIKE real people becuase it helps us write and come up with things.

Please list who you consider your top ten favorite writers. The writers who you draw inspiration from.
>> No. 17100
Anonymus... first all stop being Rude... I am the real Mykan

-I dont't know the words to FIM... and futher... that intro is WEAK!! Singing that piece of trash will not be unuiqe at all.

I don't get inspiration from many writiers...

I work alone.

And here's another example of comparing ficitonal characters to reality.

Emmotions/Feelings

Human/humanoid Characters, they would have feelings too and in our world humans can only take so much before they snap!
>> No. 17101
>>17100
>I don't get inspiration from many writiers...
>
>I work alone.

Ok, top five then.
>> No. 17102
I don't have a top five either...
>> No. 17103
>>17102

Top three then. No, wait. Name one classical writer you consider great. I'm being extremely generous here.
>> No. 17104
I really don't know...

I get more inspiration from their fanfics...

Like a GREAT one I read called "HE TOOK IT HARD"
>> No. 17106
>>17104

You can't even name ONE fucking author? Not ONE??

You struggle to even come up with a piece of fucking FAN FICTION?! Not even a good one, just some idiotic story about an event in a cartoon series you keep obsessing about for some reason?

And you want to be taken seriously as a writer?
>> No. 17108
My dream was not to be a writer... I only write fics because I'm anrgy. I'm not trying to make a career out of this.

Kaiaba: "I duel to gain power and crush my enemies, not to have fun"
>> No. 17110
You see there are THINGS in TV shows, games and Cartoons that Iw a shoping for... that I WANTED to see... instead I got the exact opposite... one too many times, and there goes the old saying

"If you want something done right, you've gotta do it yourself."
>> No. 17112
Bullshit. If that was really true, you wouldn't have put your fics online. The truth is, you -want- people to read them, but at the same time you're not prepared to actually put any effort into your writing. It's just hollow, petty wish fulfillment that you consider to be the greatest literature ever written. You get pissed off that events outside of your control doesn't fit into your narrow, illogical worldview and try to "correct" things in a way that better corresponds to your preferences.
>> No. 17113
Writign them for nothing doesn't work... it doens't blow the steam away

Plus I know there are other people who feel the same and wish to see different.

Besides, the more knowledge I gain of FIM (If I can withstand the sickness of such patheticness)

I'll be able to write and newer and proper fic, once MIU is completed.

Then I can finally do what I've always wanted to see...

Celestia: "Will you accept my friendship?" *After all they's been through*

*Extends her hove*

Mystery pony: "No! I can't...! It's wrong and I dont' wnat any part of it."

*Runs away*
>> No. 17114
And putting effort into it is not gonna blow off the steam...
>> No. 17115
>>17113

... What the FUCK are you talking about?
>> No. 17116
*Sighs* I'll explain again...

Teen Titans Things Change... have you any idea how ANGRY and appaled a lot of people were by that. I know I was, this 16th marks 6 years and it's still going bad!

I felt so upset and so sorry for BB."He... didn't deserve that!"

Then I also found out who BB really is... he only acts like a joker to hide that he's really a tragic and emmotionaly harmed boy.

Now he REALLY didn't deserve what he got, but it only got worse...

And I got so increadibley angry that I couldn't sleep well, I was too upset, too frustrated. I needed a way to blow off some steam.

then I found fanfiction, and I could use it to calm down. I could make WHAT I wanted to see happen, and tell other people how I feel.

Afterall... it's alot smarter than just doing nothign and lettign the anger damage your immune system
>> No. 17119
I made "the end of ends" specifically to punish Terra... and hurt the other Titans for their ways (A lot of other people wanted that to)

BB is not a joker, that's OOC. It's time for him to stop kidding himself and actually YELL and LASH at other people who have been yelling and lashing at him for all these years
>> No. 17120
>>17116

You need help. You're severely fucking disturbed. Any sane person would just shrug, if even that. You treat it as if it's some major, personal trauma. One of my friends is a rape victim, who went through some truly fucked up shit. She's never whined about that half as much as you've whined about some green fucking doodle getting dumped by his doodle girlfriend or whatever, in her entire fucking life! And that's just in this thread alone! Can't you see how maybe, just maybe, such thoughts could be a sign of deep-seated mental illness?
>> No. 17121
Actually... I'm well aware of. It shouldn't happen, but the fact is it DOES.

I'm sorry about your rape friend though.

Still I have suggested help, and talked it ove with myf amily, but... we al decided "No."

And I agree with NO too...

Even if I got help... what possible good would that do? It wouldn't change things for the better, I can promise you that.
>> No. 17122
>>17121

How the fuck do you know that if you've never even considered it? You're an adult! You're 25 years old, for fuck's sake! You should be able to make rational decisions on your own!
And change things for the better? You treat cartoon characters like real people. How could things possibly turn worse than that? You have nothing to lose and everything to win.
You're autistic. So what? That doesn't grant you some kind of right to act like a giant retard.
>> No. 17123
You don't understand...!

Long befor eI got into cartoons like this I mad emy finals decisions...

-I don't even want to fall in love

I wish to die alone and a virgin

-I do not need offline friends Either.

...

If I have to give up the things I do now... I am STILL not going to do the things I LOATE and despise. I'm only watching FIM (And getting sick) becuase there's no other way to get the info I seek.

And frankly, it doesn't grant you any right to act like such a (BLEEP) head either. Who SAYS I HAVE to be rational. who says I HAVE to be a guy people will hate (A rational guy)
>> No. 17124
>>17123
It seems good that you are able to admit that you suffer from some kind of mental retardation that prevents you from having any sort of social connection with other human beings.

But then why the fuck would you feel like you're fit to have anything to say about friendships or relationships?
>> No. 17125
My dream was to become the male equviliant of Tara Strong. Acting, Voicing, Singing... I'm pretty good (especially when you hear me live, unlike the computer sound)

But there too represents SERIOUS problems that I just can't overcome.

also I'm not the only one who needs help... you should see the rest of my family.
>> No. 17126
First of all... STOP SWEARING AND BEING RUDE!!!

See this is another reason I stopped trying to make friends in Grade 4... becuase people act like YOU.

and it's not mental retardation... PETER GRIFFIN is mentally retarded I'm not.

What I have is a mental Block disorder. But I'm not dumb or stupid.
>> No. 17127
>>17123

I... f-... what-... WHAT?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!

But... But WHY?!?! If you hate it, why not just STOP?!? What kind of fucking IDIOT would keep acting like you?! What kind of MORON would not cease doing what he hates?! Have you go nothing better to do with your time? Are you completely fucking retar-... Oh wait. Stupid question.

Seek help. I'm serious. Seek help. Stop acting like a fucking stereotype and seek help.
>> No. 17128
I told you before I have nothing better to do!!!

STOP SWEARING!!

I have no interest to fall in love (USELESS)

I don't need friends... (WASTE OF TIME)

And don't you dare say suicide. I'd never do anything so foolish. I'd never cut myself, I'd never do drugs...

There's no point in stopping. This is my hobby. It's what I enjoy doing... especially in the winter when it's too cold for me to go on walks.

I haven't gone to the movies in over 7 years and I'd like to keep it that way. Today's movies SUCK... and I don't need to see another bad ending and have MORE to write about so I can sleep!

I haven't gone on a decent vaccation since I was 11/12. And that's the way it stays.

The family is too busy, and to uncarring to do thigns like that anymore. So I accepted it. I'm used to it.

It doesn't bother anyone else? Does it!
>> No. 17129
>>17125

Someone like Tara Strong wouldn't memorize dates for random events from some fucking cartoon series and then seethe about them for YEARS. And who gives a shit about the rest of your family? You're not a child! You're an adult! Or you're supposed to be an adult, anyway...

Seriously, you act exactly like Chris-chan.
>> No. 17130
No I do not...

I act like me...

and you really deserve a SLAP IN THE FACE for saying such cruel things

You need more help than I do!
>> No. 17131
Besides... your contraditcing what you say.

"If it makes you angry... STOP DOING IT"

-Making firends me angry...
-Travel makes me feel wrong

So I STOPPED doing them
>> No. 17132
Say, are those your videos?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wElKlpgPGVU&feature=channel_video_title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GDbHMFnvoo&feature=relmfu
>> No. 17133
To dusk shine...

You sent the same link twice... but yes... those are mine... I need to seriously fix them though becuase alot has changed...
>> No. 17135
>>17126
>First of all... STOP SWEARING AND BEING RUDE!!!

Fuck that. Suck my cock, you dumb piece of shit

>and it's not mental retardation...

What would you call it then? There is something wrong with your brain that retards your development as a normal human being. Sounds like mental retardation to me.
>> No. 17136
>>17133
Mostly that your story sucks now even more? The onl good thing out of this entire thing so far is, that ponychan does not have to read through the garbage you are producing.
>> No. 17137
>>17125
>My dream was to become the male equviliant of Tara Strong.

Voice actors have to be able to interact with other human beings. They have to be empathic. This appears to be something you're incapable of.

>you should see the rest of my family.

I can imagine your family is pretty fucked up. But I'm betting the major burden in their lives is having to take care of you.
>> No. 17138
You're exactly like Chris-chan. You act like shit towards people who try to help you to the point where they begin to hate you. And when people try to troll you, you fall for it hook, line and sinker.

My only reason for talking to you is that you frustrate me to no end. You're an autistic manchild who gives other autistic people a really, really, really bad name. Those who actually try to do something with their lives -loathe- people like you.

And don't even try to pretend that you want to keep to yourself, because you're well known (or should I say infamous) all over the fucking internet. I've tried to reason with you, tried to get you to realize that you need to see a shrink, but it's like bashing my head bloody against a brick wall. You just act like a spoiled kid, raging about things of no importance.
>> No. 17139
anonymous...

No is isn't becuase of me...

Most of the reaosn we don't go out or have company, or part fo the reason I'm like this is becuase of my father, and we ALL agreed!

I came a logn way from when I was little, I was way worse then, but now I've gotten a little better

I can cook...
I look after the house
Help take care of my sick grandmother. (Someone has to)
>> No. 17140
And the only reaosn I put up with you, anaynmous is becuase you act like such a bully and obnoxious thinking you have all the answers...

I have little tollerance for bullies of any kind. even if I myself have bullied I hate it
>> No. 17141
>>17139

Just out of curiosity, have you ever lived on your own?
>> No. 17142
And I've seen this so called Chris Chan, and I act nothing like him at all.

But it doesn't give you any right to act like someone who truly deserves to be pushed!
>> No. 17143
>>17140
You have no tolerance for bullies? Which is funny, cause you are a bully to anyone on the net who does not worship the ground you are walking on. Shouldn`t you therefore beat yourself up?
Not to forget the sort of hatred you show towards fictional characters. The way how you ramble about Twilight and her friends, I get the impression you want to eliminate them all, because they dare to be friends with each other. What are you doing, when you are not writing little pony revenge fics? Go to your little sister, take her Celestia doll and burn it in fornt of her, yelling "Friendship is a lie! All you have to do is believe!"
>> No. 17144
I don't suppose having the whole house to yourself for a week counts...

No I haven't ever lived on my own... I don't know how

I was never taught those things and no one ever showed me how... not even in school.

I've never seen a bill, or a tax document, I don't know how to negocieate.

Anonumys... you can't expect everyone to know EVERYTHING... There's a lot of things I don't know of and was never taughjt,a nd pratically can't be taught.

But it could always be worse... a whole lot worse
>> No. 17145
To dusk Shine... No... I don't go to my sister... she doens't have any MLP she thinks its stupid too... and Burn dolls... are you CRAZY!!

I'd never do anythign so irresponsible!
>> No. 17146
>>17144
>you can't expect everyone to know EVERYTHING

No, but you can expect an adult to be a functional human being, and if they're not then there's something seriously wrong with them.
>> No. 17147
When I write my next fic... with the Equestrians...

I'm going to add a new pony...

He has no cuite mark...
no powers...
no horn...
no wings...
no home
no family
He doesn't even have a birthday

Nothing but a hood and cape, and panflute music for loners plays
>> No. 17148
Anonmuys

No you can't!

Everyone can't be the same!
>> No. 17149
>>17148
Why not? All your unicorns are the same.
>> No. 17150
>>17148
I never said everybody was the same. It's just that there are basic standards. Everybody should be able to pay the bills. Everybody should be able to take care of themselves.

If they can't, they're fucked up somehow.
>> No. 17151
>>17144

I've been diagnosed with autism. (And I'm betting a lot of people on FiMchan have, actually...)

I moved to my first apartment when I was 15. I learned to take care of my life, on my own. I learned to pay bills, I learned to do taxes, I learned how to become an adult. I learned to become independent. I'm not perfect in any way. To some degree, I will always be a burden.

But fucking hell, at least I try.
>> No. 17152
>>17151
Yeah, well, clearly some people are functional and some aren't.
>> No. 17153
Exactly... some people CAN but it's harder for others.. I'm one of them. I know that...

But ya know what else... I also ACCEPT that.

I also accept that me and my family are beyond help. We're used to the dissapointment, and arguments over nothing, and discouragment.
>> No. 17154
To dusk Shine... this isn't a unicorn... its a different fic...

Flamers (Like some of you) have been telling me to make just a regular pony.

If I do... he's gonna be like THAT...

"everyone has a B-day but me... see I wasn't born, I just sorta... Came alive."

And no matter what he won't accept anyone's friendship, even after all they show him... he just feels its wrong and prefers to keep away from them

Twilight: "Who are you?"

???: "Who I am... is of no concern to you."
>> No. 17155
>>17154
??? Mare do well as writen by Frank Miller?

MDW: I am the Celestia fucking Mare do well!
>> No. 17156
>>17152

Thing is, (and thank god for anonymity) I'm diagnosed with "full" autism, not some light variant like Aspergers or similar. It still counts as high-functioning autism, but it's not exactly on any preferable level on the scale. Add to that a number of secondary diagnoses, and I should be a fucking retard...

... Only, while I get all those irrational thoughts, I dismiss them. It's so easy to do, too. I could rage endlessly about how I hate some cartoon show or whatever, but I don't. Because I realize that doing shit like that is retarded beyond all belief, and I don't try to pretend like I can't change, because fucking hell, I have changed.

I fear change, certainly. I think all autistic people do. But keeping to what's safe and cozy is just idiotic. It's what cowards do.
>> No. 17157
>>17153

That doesn't make you a victim. It just makes you a loser.
>> No. 17159
Dusk that makes no sense... Celestia would never swear...

I want to make one of those Rokusho type characters...

Celestia: "Wait! Where are you going...?"

???: "It matters not... leave me in peace!"
>> No. 17160
>>17156
You know, this Mykan guy also shows exactly that in his fanfics I guess. the hate of change. Just look at his ponies. They all are just little children who live happily ever after in some regard, with no fights and personal struggles. and the fights against this joke of a wizard don`t count. I am not trying to offend you, but it seems for me those character`s are an embodiment of the "wishfullfillment" of autistic people who take it really hard, to be in a permanent state of happiness and bliss.

Unfortunately this state in the story looks more like a dystopian future. I bet the Grand Retard send all earth ponies and pegasi in the rainbow factory or made cupcakes out of them.
>> No. 17161
Wrong again anonymus...!

Falling in love makes you a loser!
Going against your vows make syou a BIGGER loser.

But worst of all... being like the REST make syou the biggest type of weak loser there is!

I won't be like that! I won't fall into that TRIPE everyone else fell into.
>> No. 17162
No the Grand Ruler didn't do that!

There is no factory...

GR was born in Equestria...
>> No. 17164
>>17162
He was born there? Oh, I get it. He was a troll joke created by Discord!
>> No. 17165
No... I told you GR's story will be revealed in the eps upcoming... but I gues sI have noce choice I have to tell it now...
>> No. 17166
>>17160

Oh, I don't take offense at all. After all, it's quite true. Change, I believe, is something that most autistic people perceive as frightening. It's a very childish way of thinking, and it's probably a major reason why it takes so long for autistic people to grow up. It's simply more difficult for us.

Of course, that doesn't mean that we should stay childish all our lives. We have societal responsibilities just like other people. We have no god-given right to act like assholes just because "We're autistic, so we don't know how to act around people." That's a gigantic lie. It's so easy to act with humility and let go of that irrational egotism.

But not all people grow up. Some remain as little more than children, retreating completely into their own little make-believe worlds. People who try to force a steady state, who are terrified of all kinds of change. Even change as seen in literature or television.

People like Chris-chan and Mykan.
>> No. 17167
>>17161

So instead you'll live in a little fantasy world where you write revenge fics because you can't stop sperging about Beast Boy getting dumped?

Yeah. You're not a loser at all. How could I possibly have implied something so absurd? Sounds like a perfectly good plan!
>> No. 17168
Grand Ruler (I don't know what his real name is)

He was born in Equestria, with three horns instead of one. He was treated as a misfit (Rudolf the Reindeer style) laughed at, called names misjudged.

But he tried his best to fit in and learned new tricks of his own and start to develop magic.

He met Celetsia when she was little like he was at a Pony meet, she seemed to catch an interest in him always staring at him.

She was very nice to him an dbegan to tell him about the ways of freindship, even after it was rveal to her he has three horns.

???: "Aren't you going to laugh at my horns too?"

Celestia: "I think they're handsome horns. Much better than when you were waering that silly hood all the time."

???: "IT's terrible. it make m different than everyone else."

Celestia: "But that's what make syou so special... so grand. Combine that with your talents, and kindness, why any mare would consider herself lucky to be with you.

...

I uh got carried away...
>> No. 17169
>>17168

Could I ask you a favor? In your own words, define the terms "wish fulfillment" and "Mary Sue".
>> No. 17170
>>17168
So he's a Gary Stu, and also there's already a penis fixation. He doesn't just have one cock, he's got three.
>> No. 17171
Celestia was very kind to ??? and they became good friends. She taught him how to do magic and stuff, and he taught her some of his tricks...

As time went by, their friendship blossomed and grew stronger, and eventually... they fell in love. So many wonderful things wer ehappening becuase of her friendship and his believing.

As time went by they grew closer, and ??? began to exhibit extrodinary powers, and also ideas to manage a peaceful kingdom where friendship and believe would always look out for everyone.

Celestia even made ??? a blanket as a symbol of her feelings, and... her proposal to come live with her, become royalty, and help her spread their feelings of joy and friendship and believeing everywhere, and make all their dreams come true.
>> No. 17172
But the evil Nightmare Moon, already jealous of her sister for having a love, and for all she had as well. (As well as ??? agreeing with Celestia about not making Night last forever)

Nigthmare attacked on the eve of a grand ball, where Celestia and ?? would announce their engagment, in the midst of the fight, ??? was captured, Nigthmare trapped him ina sphere and sent him out into dimensional space

???: "CELESTIA.....!!!"

Celestia: "NO...!"

this was what promted Celestia to fight and send her sister to the moon, but it didn't bring ???. He was gone!
>> No. 17173
>>17172
In my stories, this would never happen. Celestia would just use her magic to bring back ??? and make Nightmare Moon good.
>> No. 17174
>>17172
*smacks you over the head*
Stop making this shit all over yourself you self insert creating fandom rape on legs.
>> No. 17175
??? awoke to find himself in an unknown dimesnion. With no way to ever know where Equestria is and how to get back.

For the past decade he wandered this new world, and began to feel lonely. So he changed all that using all he had learned and knew. He made it all... the forests... the mountains... the plains... the plant life...

And created and found the first lifeforms that would help him pipulate his new world, but then... evil forces began to attack, and almost destroyed everythign he worked so hard for, and ossible even killing th eponies and pegasi so only the unicorns were left.

Afterwhich...??? decided with all his might he would never allow evil to get away with any more treachery. HE would start a race deticated to fighting evil, and maintaining peace and justice.

After his new world was rebuilt, just he and the unicorns began to carry out their new quest ina never ending stuggle against evil.

??? adopted and assumed his new royal title and place as "The Grand Ruler" and did not wish to be calle dby his old name, for lal the pain it brought back to him. His red blanket that Cleetsia made him, now serves as his robe

Now here it is over 1000 years later... GR still doens't know where Equestria is... he hasn't forgotten Celestia, but he doesn't of her anymore...

What is she doesn't remember him...

If he meets her again... "What do I say... what do I do?"

Plus, he has changed so much. He has beocme an Alicorn of a warrior race and is deticated to fighting for peace and justice.

...

And that's how he came to be... its the best I could think of. Nothing else worked, and I tried...
>> No. 17176
BE silent Dusk!

I am not the Grand Ruler and he is not me... he is a charater I created to serve a new purpose. "To fight to defend"

I'm still looking for a name for him... one that relates to his having three horns, but sounds handsome or heavenly as well
>> No. 17177
>>17175
Okay, now a challenge for everyone here:
Make a better alicorn character than this guy.
I give not a damn if you create a second Nyx, just create something that kicks the ass of the Grand Autistic Hitler, wo thinks unicorns are the superior race.
>> No. 17178
Anonymous... Celestia couldn't bring him back... she was weakened formt he battle.

And she her magic is powerful enough to get into Dimesnional space.

Besides... she doesn't know where he landed.

She thinks he's really lost or dead. But she never forgot him
>> No. 17179
Dusk... listen to youself!!

You acting like this is some kinda competetion! Or a real crime has been comitted.

I'm just doing my own thing... I don't care what anyone else makes... its not my position to tell them what they can and cannot write about...

And that applies to you to.
>> No. 17181
>>17176

Do you have ANY kind of self-distance? Any at all?
>> No. 17182
>>17177
There's an alicorn with one horn. He is not a self-insert for a lonely little retard. He does not have a romantic relationship with Princess Celestia, whom the retard wants to fuck. He is not the ruler of some secret universe, which the retard has invented because he wants to write MLP stories without watching MLP.

There. A better character.
>> No. 17183
>>17182
Perfect, lesson over!
>> No. 17184
I don't understand your fisrt post...

and second... Piss off will ya!

Unicornicopia is not a universe... it's a dimension/planet.

And really? all you can come up with is sex and swears? You fail!
>> No. 17185
>>17184
>it's not a universe it's an alternate dimension

same thing

>piss
>swears

hypocrite
>> No. 17186
Besides... an Alicorn with one horn is NOT different...
>> No. 17187
>>17186
But it's better than yours.
>> No. 17188
I DO NOT like swearing... Sex... booze... Drugs... porn... or any of that STUFF!!!

Gross! All of it! Pathetic!
>> No. 17189
No it's not... it's just different
>> No. 17190
>>17177

Oh! Oh! Sounds like fun! I'll give it a shot!

Hmm, a duchess governing a remote area of Equestria. Though she has high political ambitions, her outspoken views on the current rulership has turned her into a political pariah. Further more, her duchy lacks the funds to secure her good standing. As such, she has been forced to rely on political backstabbing and clever manipulation of the populace, maintaining a facade as a benevolent ruler.

Egh. Boring character. Too fucking dark. Still, fun.
>> No. 17191
My defnition of original is

Something that's never been done before.

A one horned Alicorn (Celetsia) has been done. So it's not original.

...

Chocolate... Vanilla... Strawberry... Butterscotch... No no no no... this won't do. We nee da flavor that no one's thought of before.
>> No. 17192
>>17189
But wasn`t that also your intention? That "different" is better? So that means, the one horned unicorn is already better than yours.
>> No. 17194
My alicorn has five horns and three wings. He's black with a red racing strip, he can change color but picks that because it's the best. He lives on his own planet with Beast Boy and Terra who are engaged to be married, and he has his slaves (who are his best friends) pay his bills for him.
>> No. 17195
>>17188

And... what's next? You'll begin to use words like "duck" and "china" when referring to genitals and start wearing a "man-bra"?
>> No. 17196
Anyonmus...

They just plain Don't HAVE gentials.
>> No. 17197
>>17196
Faust confirmed they do have genitals and have sex the normal way.
>> No. 17198
No Dusk Shine...

Diferent as in new...

Maybe he IS better than Celestia... maybe he's not... WHO CARES! I just want to work on it without trouble!

Is that so much to ask?
>> No. 17199
>>17196

... flew right over his head.
>> No. 17200
I don't believe it!

*Looks at the characters*

They're aliens... how can they possibly do that stuff?
>> No. 17201
>>17194

Also, he's half Pikachu.
>> No. 17202
>>17200
Where do you think baby ponies come from?
>> No. 17203
No it didn't fly over my head, but it did go thorugh one of your ears and out the other.

You're the ones who are wrong! Not me...!

At leats I'm actually TRYING to do somethign new for the show style. If it were up to you you would probably forbid little kids form using their imaginations
>> No. 17204
Ah huh... just one problem... your thinking of EARTH ponies.

...

This is the Dimensional Universe where some thigns are different.

There's no planet called Earth... no galaxies... creatures are anthropomorpic and talk

"But it says made in China"

Yeah... but not THIS China
>> No. 17205
>>17203
1. You're not a little kid. 2. Little kids shouldn't be reading your stories. 3. There's no reason little kids should be shamed of their bodies or how they're supposed to work. 4. Just because you're an unloved virgin, it doesn't mean you can pretend sex doesn't exist. 6. If you ever really wonder what it feels like, but know it will never happen, try sticking it between the mattress and the box spring of your bed and thrust into that. It's pretty close.
>> No. 17206
Even though I realize he's completely beyond reasoning with and nothing we say could possibly have any effect on him... I can't help but be morbidly fascinated by him.

His writing, the way he's acting, his very life... It's like watching two freight trains crash into each other; one loaded with manure and the other with fireworks. You know it's horrible, but you can't take your eyes off the spectacle.
>> No. 17207
No your wrong agian...

I don't act like this in real life...

I don't go around and insult peopel to their face like you do. I don't try to stop them form doing THEIR THING.

I only get hostile if someone punches me first... LIKE YOU.

You started this... I'll finish it!

Furthermore... you are EXTREMELY SICK!

You my father and Grandmother look healthy
>> No. 17208
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17208
>>17205
Oh, no it ain't!
<3
>> No. 17209
>>17207
Yu realize, we are not interested in your personal life problems? We are rather "interested" in your story. And how perhaps this pile of shit can be turned into gold. For example by letting Rainbow Dash have a rap battle with Rhymey, who loses the moment he wants to quote something you heard from Mister Rogers.
>> No. 17211
>>17207

You said you had no real life friends, so how can we possibly know you wouldn't be an ass towards them too if you had any?
>> No. 17212
Fine... the fic then... as For Rhymey...

I told you... He's going to be Fluttershy's friend...

Rainbow Dash will be just like the others, and confuse him for Fluttershy.

*Twilight and Lightning are preparing a coach for the ball*

*Rhymey appears*

"It really is a comfy car
for getting to places near and far."

T: "Hi FS."

Spike: "Hey. Where'd you get that costume and that... horn?"

R: "This horn and outfit, belong to me!
Now... who might you two strangers be?"

T: "Strangers? Get Real,Fluttershy."

R: ??? "XL7Z is my name.
Call me Rhymey its all the same"
>> No. 17213
Further... Unicornicopian's don't rap and don't sing like Pinke.

We sing actual, and natrual songs... like this one... Before Lightning when home ot bed durring the bad dream ep

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sdhVDCqM1Q

3:19
>> No. 17216
>>17212

... No, no, no. This can't be real. It has to be the most elaborate troll act ever.
>> No. 17217
hey hey hey hey!!! You're the troll not me!
>> No. 17218
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRKiXOg5Ku4&feature=related

11:40

Notice anything familiar about What Rhymey said in there?

ever wonder what inspired me to MAKE Ryhmey and his serial number... Well now ya know.
>> No. 17219
>>17218
are you sure, that you shouldn`t be on a certain list by the FBI?
>> No. 17220
>>17218

Nice. You've just catapulted yourself from "batshit insane" to "tremendously creepy".
>> No. 17221
>>17219
I don't think the FBI investigates plagiarism.
>> No. 17225
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17225
>>17194

I drew fan art of your idea but I re-imagined a few things. To make it more cool.

First I gave him horns like you said but I thought all the same was NOT COOL...at all. SO i gave him one gold and two silver and two bronze each one gives him different magic powers so he has all the magic powers. If the unicornians in the uniforce find new magic powers then he will grow a new horn.

But you can't see his serial number because it is black and he is black. Also you can't see his slaves because in my version there are nmo slaves just everyone is good freidns and WARRIOR RACE.

I am glad that you also like Tara and Beast Boy but in my version which is the show they are not married they are just good friends so I drew them as best friends. I liked it that beast boy respected her decision because she is a person too and he is glad to be a REAL friend for her.

Please don't be rude or swear or steal my ideas please.
>> No. 17226
>>17225

Oh god I love this post so much I want to marry it.
>> No. 17230
>>17225
OMG, I've never gotten fanart from my trolling before. I feel so grateful. Now I almost wish I had left my trip on.
>> No. 17231
W'ever...
>> No. 17233
>>17209
>turn this shit into gold
HA, you'd be lucky to turn it into copper.
>> No. 17237
*Holds my stomach*

Who cares about money!

*It hurt form episode 5*

A griffon theif?

We don't have theives in my world.
>> No. 17240
>>17237
oh my god people look. the brony finally comes out of the closet and watches the rest of the show! Now he will start to write fanfic only about it, probably soon write also revenge fics where he goes to punish Trixie and Gilda for being "meanies"
>> No. 17242
Silence!

I am not brony!

FIM is by far the single most PATHETIC DISGRACE OF A THING I have seen in my lifes (Except for Thign schange of course)

*Holds my stomach*

Ow! Uhn...!
>> No. 17243
Besides... what make sme more upset the APPALING attitudes of Trixie and Gilda...

I won't have any of my unicorns acting like that.

No conceit... no boasting... no practial jokes... and most of all (Hardly any parties... unless the occasion calls for it)

We're warriors... we don't have time for frivilous things!
>> No. 17245
>>17243
You have a race of warriors that exist in a world without so much as thieves? Why are they warriors what are they fighting? Also having been in the mitary I can tell you that not only are parties common they are some times mandatory. We called it mandatory fun. Also there were numerous tmes where we had burger burns, bbqs, holiday parties, and other assorted revelries. If boosts morale and helps get your mind off the fact that your job ultimately is about killing people.
>> No. 17246
There are many types of creatures int he dimesnional universe. Not just Unicorns and Ponies and Faries and Elfs...

There' smany kinds... most are pure and gentle while some are evil and vicious, like Titan and his kind. They were BORN evil. They suually live for ONE thing, and that's to destroy and conquer.

The unicornicopians are a race of warriors. When evil strikes, they do their best to bide the darkness and restore peace.

This is my thoery of why Eaquestia doens't have so much evil in it becuase the demons and evil ones are always going after the Unicornicopians, knowing that they are a force to be reckoned with.

If we have balls, or parties, and BBQ's... evil stops for nothing. They most likely are to attack DURRING the party and ruin everything! Don't you think that wouldn't be fun?

Unicornicopians stay on full alert, they are always ready to rush into action.

They are warriors to fight off Titan and his evil minions, and it doens't end with him. There are other bad guys, and other enemies to defend the Demensional Universe from.

Besides... the Grand Ruler doesn't hold many balls or galas because... they remind him of what he lost and it makes him sad.
>> No. 17247
As int he case of no thieves... or practical jokers. FIM alreayd has those, therefore I don't need them (Need to keep it independant)

Also... warriors are a proud race. They're supposed ot be fighting evil not each other. Everyone is important... even the littlest guy.

To me... what Rainbow Dash Gilda and PP were doing (Other than making me sick) We're Crying wolf!
>> No. 17255
>>17246
you know, the last few comments just prove once more, how mentaly ill and childish you are. I don`t know what went wrong in your childhood, but it must have been either very serious or utterly stupid, that it turned you in a 25 year old manchild who now writes MLP fanfictions when he calls the show he actually rips of a "disgrace" to everything (which ironically) sounds more like what you are).

That and your story is basically just wish fullfillment of a sort of happy place, where there is no problem at all, as long as the bad guys (who are evil because they have been born evil) are not attacking. And when I say "no problem" at all, I mean that characters actually don`t have fun, don`t play parties, don`T have to face personal struggles and anything. You basically created pony Telletuby land.

Do us all a favor: Go out. Leave MLP you closet furry fag. You would even fans of G 3.5 make say you suck and are childish. I know five year olds who are more mature than you are. And don`t even dare to ship your grand retard with Celestia.
>> No. 17256
To Dusk shine...

Silence! I don't take orders... I give them!

You shall straighten out your attitude befor eyou do something you'll regret
>> No. 17257
Besides... the unicorns do have time to play...

We just don't party often, that's all... they know and understand it.
>> No. 17258
>>17255
>I don`t know what went wrong in your childhood

What went wrong was that he never LEFT it...

>>17257

Why do you keep saying "we"...? You don't really believe that-...

No, you can't be -that- disturbed. At least I really, really, really fucking hope so...
>> No. 17260
A lot of bad things did happen to me int he past... but why are you even bothering to ask, you said you don't care about people's problems... which proves I'm not the creep.

You guys are!
>> No. 17261
And when I say we, I'm comparing to what I... make the unicornicopians do...

I've watched more eps... *and really gotten sick over it* UGH!!!

And I must say there is no way I will have a warrior race acting like them.

Besides... there's no way I combine that with a wariror battle within the Chapter limits
>> No. 17263
>>17261

Not sure if masochist or just stupid
>> No. 17264
How about NEITHER...
>> No. 17265
I guess I was a little hasty... maybe it could be masochism...

it matches the symptoms...

But hey it could always be worse.
>> No. 17267
>>17264
your "warrior race" should all have a nice trip to the glue factory. Would someone please write a fic like that?
>> No. 17268
>>17267

Fic be damned, I want Rule 34. THAT would be fucking hilarious.
>> No. 17269
Forget it Dusk... you've alreayd lost.

and if you don't stop... I could make other fics just to SPITE you for your stupidty
>> No. 17271
>>17269

It's pretty obvious that he's just tossing out the occasional insult because he can.

Oh crap, sorry, did I explain the joke?
>> No. 17272
>>17269
Because that is a mature thing to do, isn`t it? What would it be? Your little gay sex slaves killing Rainbow Dash by letting her read your stories? You going as self insert in the FiM universe and raping Luna?
>> No. 17274
This is not a joke, Tactical.

None of you have any power... will... or intelegence to do anything to stop me from making my fanfic.

And that... concludes the matter.
>> No. 17276
Dusk... you not only SPEAK like a fool, you act like one.

Perhaps I'll give Celestia and GR a foal of their own... no... make it two
>> No. 17280
>>17274
>intelegence
>I'mma write a fic for a show I hate, come hell or high water

"Irony so thick you can cut it with a knife" somehow isn't enough to describe this. "Irony so thick a jackhammer couldn't make a dent in it" would be more apt.
>> No. 17281
It's not the tool that matters... its the one who uses it. I will cut trhough it, sinc eyou can't
>> No. 17282
>>17281

You... don't even know what you're talking about anymore, do you?
>> No. 17283
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17283
>>17268

(Deep voice...)

"Oh! Princess! You're so good! I can't even BELIEVE it!" the Grand Ruler said as Princess Celestia rammed his magic butthole with her giant strap-on.

"Ugh," she groaned as she rolled her eyes. "I prefer my stallions to hold their tongue."

"I never thought it would be like this! A lady is rocking my can!" the Grand Ruler moaned out.

"That's PRINCESS. A PRINCESS is...ugh...rocking your can," Celestia said with great distaste as she picked up speed.

"Oh! OH! OH GOODNESS! Your Rainbow Rod is so magical!" the Grand Ruler squealed in girlish delight.

Celestia frowned and narrowed her eyes, trying to concentrate on just pounding the stuffing out of her three-horned bitch.

"Oh, I believe!" the Grand Ruler screamed, "It's so...oh...magical...ah...I BELIEVE!"

"That's enough!" Celestia rammed forward harder and paused, pinning him to the ground under her forehooves. "If you must talk, then do it correctly."

The Grand Ruler tried to look at her over a shoulder, only to wince and cringe as she drove her artificial self deeper.

"Now now, be a good boy," Celestia grinned smugly. "Say it."

The Grand Ruler whined and squirmed underneath her, barely able to move beneath the royal hooves.

"Come now," Celestia flexed her hips, pulling another moan from the Grand Ruler. "Say it."

"I believe...in friendship," the Grand Ruler whispered.

"What was that?" Celestia said, punctuating her words with a brutal thrust of her hips.

"I believe in friendship!" the Grand Ruler squealed out breathlessly.

Celestia tittered, giving his tender anus another brutal thrust.

"Almost." She pressed down harder with her hooves, driving his head and stupid golden horns into the pillows.

"Friendship is believing?" the Grand Ruler squirmed his face to the side, peering up with wide eyes at his master.

"Getting closer." Celestia grinned and drove her hips still further, pressing his whole body into the mattress.

"Friendship is magic!" He screamed in sweet surrender.

"Much better!" Celestia said with pride. "That's my good little colt."

"Ahhhhh..." the Grand Ruler sighed as Celestia resumed her pounding.

"Say it again!" Celestia slapped his ass with a hoof.

"Friendship is Magic!" he squealed.

"AGAIN." Celestia ordered.

"Friendship is Magic!" he squealed again.

"Well done." Celestia paused again, yanking his mane up in a magical grasp. "And what did we learn today?"

"I am by far the single most PATHETIC DISGRACE OF A THING." he muttered.

"And how should our viewers," Celestia grunted as she forced him down into the mattress harder, "Reflect on that?"

"Worship your...unh...ass, or be sent to the moon."

"Good boy," Celestia said as she resumed pounding his ass, "And don't ever forget it!"
>> No. 17286
>>17283

.....

.....

It's like staring into the sun, it's so brilliant...! Oh god, that made my day!
>> No. 17287
>>17283

Also it's deliciously ironic how you managed to not just produce great art, but also writing of a quality that Mykan couldn't even hope to deliver.

10/10
>> No. 17288
>>17283
FLAWLESS VICTORY
EVERY. SINGLE. INTERNET. BELONGS. TO. YOU.
>> No. 17293
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17293
>>17281
WHO can't? Y'all know who you're talkin' to? *ahem*
---
Princess Celestia blinked, puzzled. The road from Fillydelphia was long, yet the strange, silent trihorned alicorn trudged along it alone, with no help or companionship, his pace steady and unflagging.

It took only a moment to fly to his side- and inquire.

"My good pony, welcome to Ponyville- have you come a long way?"

The Grand Ruler did not look up. "Some might say that."

Celestia blinked. "We haven't had the pleasure of your presence- you seem most unfamiliar. Where have you come from, sir?"

"Are you asking for my papers?" said the tricorn, still trudging along.

"Why, no! Please don't misunderstand. I'd hoped I could show you the same friendship anypony here would offer..."

"And get the same response." The Grand Ruler looked up, and Celestia shied away for a moment at the grimness of his eye. "I come from hell, milady. Any papers I could have would be burned away, years ago."

Princess Celestia set her jaw. "We don't have hell here, dear sir. I must ask- do you propose bringing it to my ponies of this town? I fear I must object."

The strange tricorn's mouth twitched into a bitter smile. "And what would you do if that was my intention?"

"Stop you." said Princess Celestia, and just for a moment, her gaze was as hard as his.

At that, Grand Ruler's look softened. "You need not fear. I have no such intention. I am merely- on patrol."

"Patrol, sir?"

"There will be no evil here, as long as my vigilance continues."

Princess Celestia laughed, a careless, happy sound. "But sir! There is no evil in Equestria! Our efforts are only towards learning the joys of friendship!"

His glance was weary and bitter. "Exactly."

Celestia trotted alongside him as he continued towards the town. "I must say, I'm not certain what you do, but I trust that you have no ill intentions. Can we offer you breakfast on this fine morning?" She chuckled fondly. "I know a certain pink pony who would take it as a challenge to turn that frown upside down..."

This stopped Grand Ruler, where nothing else had. "No!"

"But why-ever not, dear sir? If I understand you, you labor as some sort of protector. Do you not deserve such rewards?"

He looked at her, then, a terrible sadness in his eyes.

"Don't offer me what I cannot have, Princess. You suggest hugs and parties, and forget that in the morning I must be on my way. Do not highlight the bitterness of my life by contrasting it with that of your happy ponies. I cannot join them. Can you not see that?"

Princess Celestia looked at him, then, and her breath caught in her throat. He was, indeed, like another species entirely. Her sense of duty spoke within her, saying- you know what this creature is like. You understand, somehow. You walk in both worlds, and through singlemindedness and dogged determination he exists in just one.

You cannot offer him a hug, but you can offer him the lack of a hug.

Princess Celestia asked, very seriously, "Are you sure? You must understand, in turn- we will go to any lengths to care for you, if you wish it."

He looked at her, and it seemed he was too tired to quite understand- or perhaps, thought Princess Celestia, it would simply be too much effort.

"Neigh." he said, and continued trudging.

Princess Celestia stayed beside him, her head high, as he trudged through the town. When ponies became curious and approached, she kept them at a distance with a stern glance, not needing to say a word, though this behavior gathered a larger and larger crowd of ponies that followed them through the streets, a multicolored riot of ponydom following in puzzled silence.

At the outskirts of town, Princess Celestia halted, and Grand Ruler did not- and she called, "Farewell!" in a clear, calm voice, and watched as he continued on.

"May I ask, my Princess," said Rarity, "if it's all right- who was that? The horns were most fabulous!"

Pinkie Pie bounced. "He looked sad! I'm going to go and give him a hug!"

Celestia gasped, for Pinkie had begun to dash ahead. "No! Come back, darling pony!"

"Aw, how come?" said Pinkie, obeying reluctantly.

Princess Celestia dropped her eyes. "My dear ponies, our lesson today is difficult, but it is important. When you love, you must love not only from your heart, but to the other's heart, for it to be effective. You must find a way to translate, for the language some hearts speak is strange and foreign. That pony serves me (if you must call it that) in his own way, and his needs, you would not understand, but I would have you honor them regardless. You must trust me- allowing him the choice of how to be loved, today, is the most you can give him. And he will not stay here."

The ponies were silent, around their Princess, until Pinkie Pie piped up. "Then... if we can't hug him, can we hug you? We got all kinds of unhugged hugs all up in this place, now!"

"Of course... oof!"

Princess Celestia nearly disappeared under the flock of multicolored ponies- their hearts nurtured by her patient care until they bubbled over with the desire to be loving, and their affection released now toward her in a way so much less formal than usual, led by Pinkie Pie who clung to her neck and snuggled. Tears of gratitude came to Celestia's eyes, and they persisted even as the ponies de-hugged and trotted off, Pinkie Pie being the last to let go. Princess Celestia sat in the middle of the street as Ponyville got back to its business, and she looked down the road at the little speck still trudging away.

"Uh, Princess?" said Applejack, who'd lingered, seeing the tears. "Y'all okay, there?"

"It's all right, dear Applejack. I am fine."

Applejack's gaze followed hers, to the diminishing figure. "Well, now, what the hay was his problem, anyway?"

"Be kind." said Princess Celestia reprovingly. "But... I am glad I was here, to see this through, but I am even more grateful today than that."

"Beg pardon?" said the farmer pony.

"I have worked for years on my form of 'okay', and he has worked for years on his, dear Applejack. I do not know what his burdens are, and perhaps we owe him much- but my burdens have been those of caring for you, my ponies, and his have not. May I be forgiven... but I believe my rewards are far greater."

Applejack blinked, and looked cranky for a moment as she tried to work that one out, but the next moment she oofed and nickered in pleasure as her Princess hugged her once more. Blushing, she trotted off, back to work.

Princess Celestia took one more look at the departing figure, and turned, taking wing and heading back to Canterlot. Fortune was strange, and sometimes friendship was stranger, but she knew she'd done her best, and was satisfied.
---
there, now YOU don't have to write it!
>> No. 17294
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17294
>>17293
Pretty impressive to come up with on the spot. Very nice, Jinxie.
>> No. 17299
*Gazes at the immaturity*

Ah huh...

W'ever
>> No. 17306
To think that this thread could hold so much beauty...!
>> No. 17310
Beauty is only skin...

Looks aren't everything, and don't make up who you are.
>> No. 17311
Skin deep**
>> No. 17312
>>17310
Thankfully you have proven us, that you are ugly on the inside.
A little boy in the body of a grown man (and I use that term because there is nothing else) who acted like a whinny brat to the point, he is now becoming THE laughing stock of bronydom.

So yeah, how is MLP doing? Did Rainbow Dash bite you in the backside?
>> No. 17313
Dusk...

Who's being a brat? I think it's you for behaving in such a vile manner.

You'll make a great installment for a future fic
>> No. 17314
Besides... what proof do you have besides your poor excuse of an opinions.

See this is why bronies are doomed to fail as well the Equestrians
>> No. 17315
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17315
>>17299
>>17310
>>17311
This is my first time on this site. Are you the local idiot, then? That's what I gather from earlier posts and that absolutely HILARIOUS OC in the original post. A "tri-horned alicorn"... hehehe.
>> No. 17317
What else was I to do? I needed something original... a type of creature never seen before.
>> No. 17319
>>17314
I admit, we bronies have some crazy people in our ranks. People who do stuff we are not always proud of. But at least we are not like you, who manages to be the group idiot in every fandom you join.

And really, you want to put me in one of your fanfics?

This is the wort possible thing that could happen!
Well, after that poor excuse of a fanfiction.
>> No. 17320
Excuse me Dusk... but your really being very unreasonable, and diliberatly rude
>> No. 17321
>>17313

Did you just... threaten to write a revenge fic about someone who pissed you off on an image board? Oh wow. (O_O)
>> No. 17322
And how different is it from all of you threatening me?
>> No. 17324
>>17322
Well, we ar enot writing revenge fics about you. But we portray the Grand ruler as he is. A bitch to Celestia. But hey, if you want to go down the line of revenge fics, congratulation. You are then Chris Chan.

Also, I looked upon some information on the net. Seems already a few years ago you wrote fanfictions where you put TK fans os Digimon into Pokeballs. Seems also to have goten you kicked from fanfiction.net.
>> No. 17325
Excuse me but how is Celesto a (BLEEP)

What's he done that's so wrong?
>> No. 17326
>>17322

Who's threatened you? Also: FUCKING REVENGE FIC

Revenge fics are things 13 year olds write, and even for them, it's incredibly immature.
>> No. 17327
>>17325
Celesto?
That is the best you want to come up with?
Not something like King Amatu Mikaboshi?

Okay, hand sup: Is anybrony out there, who could turn this train wreck in something good? I am begging you. Someone out there, who could turn at least the clusterfuck in a bit of acceptable fanfic characters for the background.
>> No. 17328
Celesto means Heavenly... just like Celestia means Heavenly...

I couldn't just give him any name...

originally I suggested Angelo...

or Something with TRI... in it like... TRITON
>> No. 17329
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17329
>>17317
Why? Something that people have a hard time grasping is that there's good original and bad original. This "Grand Ruler" character is so far down the road of the latter that he jumps the fence to Ridiculous Town, sets up shop and starts selling Bottled Crazy™ to travelers. Here's a good question to test whether or not an OC is a Mary/Marty Sue: why would someone dislike your character? If nothing comes to mind, you've got a Mary/Marty Sue. Let's look at your "Grand Ruler". One-of-a-kind (lolmutant), more magical than any alicorn, flies better than any alicorn, is wise, merciful to his enemies, and protector to his people, yet still finds time to be a good dancer and singer. It's like someone looked at Celestia, already dangerously close to a Mary Sue herself, and said "You know what she could do better? Everything."
>> No. 17330
Besides... what you suggested is no good...

-He's not japaneese.
-There is no Japaneese in this cartoon
-He's not a king, he wasn't born into royal blood...
>> No. 17331
Actually... he and Celestia might MERGE for the final battle...

meaning they are Equal. Celstia tught him some things, and he he taught her.
>> No. 17332
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17332
>>17327
Here's one: he's actually just a con artist. His name is Tall Tales. He's a unicorn that wears two prosthetic horns and mechanical wings and convinced his people that he's their new god creature. Using his ability to make up convincing stories, he organized a coup to overthrow the original rulers and made it out that he did it single handedly. He's the antagonist of whatever story he's in.

That work?
>> No. 17333
Whatever, it's your ptiful revenge fic, not mine.
>> No. 17334
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17334
>>17331
Oh my. I wasn't aware it was a clopfic. Well, more power to you I guess. Tell me, does he have three "horns" as well? Celestia will be in for quite a surprise when they "merge".
>> No. 17335
>>17331
The only thing he probably ever taught her was, how to not behave in society. And if she ever taught him something, it was probably in a time where she was discorded and acted out the Trollestia personality.

In fact let me give you an idea for an explanation of your little Unicornicopia. Turns out, your entire universe is the creation of a crazy brony who wanted to create Equestria in the petri dish, but all he managed to create was something resembling generation 3. Ashamed of his failure he decided to throw it in the garbage can, when Doctor Whooves suddenly showed up, fighting a few Daleks. The Daleks then stole the dish and let the microorganisms on it lose on another planet, thinking they could use it as a bioweapon. Instead they created accidentally a planet full of unicorn mutants and decided to use them as cell donor for future Daleks to create in the lab. For this purpose, they created the Grand Ruler to keep the population constantly in a state of bliss to the point they are childish and vunerable and don`t miss people when they "disappaer" (get abducted by the Daleks) cause they think, they are just on a long vacation.
Titan as it is turns also out to be a clone of Davros, who wants to erase this world and the Daleks behind it, cause they are just such an embarasment to his creation.
>> No. 17336
Actually...

They merge will be humanoid... with three horns yes... two gold and one white.

Four angel wings, a warriors robe and garments, and a powerful scepter.

And actually... they'll both be in for a surprise. This is a kidn of magic even they don't know of.

Celestia and Celesto may be wise creatures... but they don't know everything. They too can make mistakes
>> No. 17337
>>17336
Furfag, yiff in hell!
>> No. 17339
Silence! Anything is possible...

You can't say otherwise
>> No. 17340
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17340
>>17336
Oh my god I'm laughing so hard at this. Four wings (which is retarded on it's own), two golden horns, one white horn. Lemme guess, it'll also have a rainbow body and mane and be able to harness the power of every element including light, dark, space, time, life and death. It's name will be Superawesomazo the Magnifitacular or something equally retarded and it will be more powerful than anything that has ever come before.

You are too much, sir. You are simply too much.
>> No. 17342
>>17327

"Luna, this has gone on for long enough! You need to cease this foolishness, right now!" There was anger in Celestia's voice. Anger, but also worry for her sister's well-being.

"Wha-...?" Luna giggled, snorting as she looked at her older sister's distorted face. "Th-... Thou art j-just a big..." She gestured wildy with her hoof, and begun to giggle again. "Worry wart! Hahah!"

Celestia had seen countless disasters in her days. Horrible, world-changing catastrophes. Somehow, seeing her sister like this was worse than all of those events combined.

"No, Luna. I'm not." Celestia sighed. She had anticipated problems, certainly. Luna had been gone for a thousand years. Not only was everything she held dear long gone, she also had to deal with a culture shock unlike any other. But how could Celestia ever have prepared for this? That her little sister would resort to drugs to cope with her new life? She had no idea how she was even getting her hooves on them, but that was question to deal with later. "You're an alicorn, just like me. But neither of us are invincible. Don't you see that you are ruining your life?"

"Pfffffhhh!" Luna glared at Celestia, frowning. "Celesto says I'm not! And Celesto's better than you!"

"C-Celesto...?" Celestia asked, her royal demeanor faltering for just a moment.

"Celesto! He's -better- than an alicorn! He's got three horns... And he's a much better friend than you've ever been!" Luna grinned. "He's a proud warrior! And he's the ruler of Unicornicopia, where eeeveryone's an alicorn! That's much better than... than... stupid Equestria!"

"Luna... Listen to me..." Though Celestia possessed the wisdom of millennia, she had to admit to herself that she had no idea how to deal with this problem. There simply was no perfect solution. "Celesto isn't real. He's just your imagination, a product of the screwball weed you keep eating. You know he's not real. You're... just frightened." Another sigh, dripping with a sadness no mortal could ever hope to understand. "You're frightened of the scary new world you've ended up in, and your mind and the drug is creating an ideal world where everything is easy to understand. I... never knew you were so confused and alone. I have failed you."

The older sister drew a deep breath before continuing, putting on a face that was just stern enough, yet mentor-like. "But this has got to stop! Right now!"

"Or -what-?!" Luna spat out the words. "You'll send me to the moon again?"

Celestia stood in shock, her heart pattering. Though her heart filled with sadness at her younger sister's apparent hate for her, she none the less walked up to her and hugged her. "No, Luna. We'll get through this." She knew that it would be an uphill battle. The drug had already damaged her mind to the point where she saw imaginary ponies. But, Celestia promised herself, she wouldn't fail her sister. Not again. "We'll get through this together."
>> No. 17343
>>17340
This guy is a reason, why you should not little kids watch Power Rangers and Dragon Ball all the time. People, if you ever have a child, let them first read books and play with them, before you let them watch any tv.
>> No. 17344
>>17342
You won the internet.
There Mykan. That is meta.
>> No. 17345
*Posted the new chpater*

This is it... there' sno turning back now...

Next chapter... Look out Equestria...!

I just hope I have enough barf bags packed I HATE FIM SO MUCH!!!
>> No. 17347
>>17344

Thanks, but I still had to resort to something as cliche as "lol drug trip"...

... But his characters are so bizarre that there was no other way! THERE WAS NO OTHER WAY!! NO!! OTHER!! WAY!!!!

Sorry... My mind is kind of broken after this thread.
>> No. 17348
>>17345
What are you going to do? Kill Applebloom? Rant about how you hate friendship, because someone beat you up in school?

How much of the show did you even watch? Five episodes. Oh the horror, the horror!
>> No. 17350
>>17345
>Claims he writes for himself only but posts fics online.
>Writes fics for a show he hates because someone dared him or some shit.
>Gets pissed off at cartoon characters.
>etc etc etc etc ad nauseam

Can anyone explain how his brain is wired? How he could possibly have become so mindbogglingly irrational and frighteningly fucked up? Because I sure as fuck can't.
>> No. 17351
Maybe if you stop swearing and being such a DICK... I will tell you
>> No. 17353
>>17351

"Stop swearing"... "Dick"...

What?
>> No. 17363
>>17351
dohohohoh~ looks like we've made a discovery, my fellow colleagues! the creature can apparently use a much larger vocabulary that was originally anticipated, Curse words no less! Professor Dusk Shine, Anonymous, Shall we continue to observe this fascinating life form I have dubbed 'Dakarius Manchildicus'?
>> No. 17365
The word dick is not a swear word...

But honestly... except for people who have been raped, abandonded, or lost things... I didn't have it too well either... and sometimes wished different.
>> No. 17367
>>17365
>compares himself to rape victims
>> No. 17368
If you had a choice what would you choose...

to be raped, or go trhough what I went through which is just as bad...
>> No. 17374
>>17368
>watch a few old cartoons that have endings i dont agree with.
I think I'll survive
>> No. 17375
Uhm... I don't think you understand... it's not cartoons... it's being ABUSED, beaten up, and treated poorly by people for wrong reasons that you just decide... "If they won't change, why should I."

I try to show them kindness, and all the do is show me HATERED and ABUSE! IF that's th eonly thing they understand that's all they'll get!

You get what you give!
>> No. 17379
>>17375
why do i get that feeling that this is going to turn into a counseling session. and that in the end mykan is going to grow up and become a better person out of this whole experience and all to the thanks of people pushing the right buttons and getting him to unwittingly open up to us.
>re-reads what i just said and than remembers that this is mykan we are talking about, and the fact that just mentioning this possibility, any hopes for it of actually happening have been reduced to zero.

so we got a bullied autistic manchild. toss being molested and registered arsonist and we got a B+ sobstory. and perhaps a way more entertaining story than this dribble
>> No. 17381
Why would I want to change for th ebetter when you wont?
>> No. 17383
>>17375
ok look, we've been being hard on you. i realize that. but YOU have to recognize what you have done.
Respect is a two way street. you treat someone with respect and they will treat you with the same if not greater amount of respect.
So far all you've done is made yourself a target by publicly denouncing everyone in this community's beliefs. OP may not be you, BUT what he posted has direct correlation with what you say. The whole base of your 'fanfic' is that friendship is useless and vile. you said this DIRECTLY TO A FANBASE BUILT ON THE CONCEPT OF FRIENDSHIP. you basically told every single fan. "fuck you". You directly oppose EVERYTHING this cartoon represents. and because of that, you directly oppose every single fan. This entire thread, every single poster has given you their -minimal- respect. they gave you the time of day to respond to your posts, they took time out of their lives to read your story and offer criticism. and in return you disregard their attempts at helping you. you say they are wrong. you continuously insult something they enjoy. and worst of all, you refuse to stop.
>You get what you give!
this could not be more true. BUT it applies to you more than it applies to anyone else here.
Yes, we have been cruel. going as far as to discredit you and claim you have afflictions.
>get what you give
you have been getting what you have been giving from each individual attendee of this thread.
TL:DR
mykan shut up unless you want to get better.
>> No. 17384
I repeat... why should I change if you won't
>> No. 17385
Look! I don't need to fall in love and I don't need to make friends to live!!!

But what I don't deserve is you people acting like this 24/7

Where I grew up... you may give respect... but you don't get it in return...
>> No. 17386
All I wanted to do was prove I was the real Mykan... and that you guys should lay off and stop insulting my work!

But I guess that's just TOO MUCH to ask
>> No. 17387
There is however one alternative that COULD make me move on... but I garuntee it would not change things for the better and only make people mock at me even more...
>> No. 17391
How about...

Fuck. You.

For belittling the crime of rape and its victims because you feel sorry for yourself.

FUCK YOU.
>> No. 17403
>>17391
>leave this thread for a while
>see this post
>this seems to be going well
>> No. 17404
I like the fact that this thread actually has some pretty good work in it.
>> No. 17405
>>17403

Well, I mean, a crazy misanthrope just said his problems (which seem to be mostly about disagreeing with cartoons or his own inability to deal with people) were worse that being raped.

I think that's an appropriate reaction.
>> No. 17406
>>17306
Thank you, sugar- though I fear th' recipient of such glamorization don't really deserve it.

However, the 'real' Celestia would not hold with all this fussin', so I thought I could raise the tone of things a lil'.

Hah! Like shovelin' th' tide. I never claimed ta be clever.
>> No. 17408
>>17406

And here I thought I was too late to congratulate you on that little piece of work.

On a closer read-through, her attitude seems to be a literal and thorough application of "love and tolerance."

Which is surely better than we've all been doing in here. She is the Princess, after all.
>> No. 17417
Make no mistake: I think Mykan is a giant asshole with a seriously twisted worldview and no perspective on things what so ever. He certainly deserves the scorn he gets, and in his reacting to it invites for much more.

But does that mean that I don't want him to change? I very much wish he could improve and try to turn his life around, and I think that even a majority of the people he has pissed off would try to help him in doing so if he gave them the chance.

However, as others have pointed out, this won't happen until he decides to open up and think things through. Mykan's main problem, and his most common reply, is that he seems to think that "Why should I change for the better when others won't?" In doing so, he actively helps create the world which he shuns so much. And until he realizes this, he will be miserable.
>> No. 17418
>>17417
I agree with you about the fact that if he would want to change others may actually be nicer to him, but there is still the general problem of him not wanting to improve at all.

This guy basically gave up on life and any attempt at telling him that there is something to live for if he just look for it and is willing to do so, gets rewarded with him lashing out at you.

And what does he do in order to find anyhting worth living for? So far only writing fanfictions about stuff he actually hates. He hates Teen Titans, he hates Digimon, he hates My little pony. And still he goes on.

Why? Because in the wonderful world of fiction he can be all the stuff he wants to be. He doesn`t write fanfics because of the shows, he writes them all for himself, to feel that he is important. Why else would he make his unicorns more special and cooler than Twilight and the others?
>> No. 17421
>>17418

Exactly. In lashing out against the people who are actively trying to help him, he's well on his way to becoming the next Chris-chan. (The differences are already minuscule, to be frank...)

Of course, it's not just lashing out. His comment about rape victims pretty much made EVERYONE various degrees of pissed off. And... yeah, I don't blame them, to be honest. He's probably the most frustrating person I've ever had a conversation with.

But then again, I also believe that Mykan has the -potential- to become a normal, decent human being. (Something that Chris-chan has not.) Though he seems dead set on becoming one of the most famous lolcows on the internet, I can't say that I want to see that happen. As for how this could possibly be averted, I have no idea. Mykan's just incredibly stubborn.
>> No. 17422
>>17421
You think the rape comment is more or less just a single instance? According to his ED page he told a girl to get raped, because she did not like his videos.

As for the difference between him and Chris Chan, I think the only major difference is, that Mykan has no understanding of pornographic material at all or a desire for any form of intercourse. Looking at his fanfics and the posts here, it seems he has no understanding of sex in general, thiking it is something ugly and sticky. He mentions at least the act in some of his Teen Titans stories between Terra and Beastboy, but never shows something and any form of relationship shown somewhere else is platonic. Or rather platonic in the way a child thinks romance is supposed to be.

But other than that, I think he is just as self deluted as Chris Chan, especially when it comes down to think he can take revenge against his enemies (and fiction) by writing fanfics, where he can write what he always wanted to see in some other show. Unfortunately that includes Power Rangers like fights.
>> No. 17424
To Anonymous... You idiot you didn't listen to a word I said...

it has nothing to with cartoons at all...
>> No. 17426
>>17422

It seems to me that Mykan has little understanding of the concept of empathy. (As in the understanding of others, and not mere altruism.) This can "excuse" some of his behavior, even some of his more despicable actions. (I feel like I'm playing the devil's advocate even saying that...) However, and this is very important to remember: Though autism may make the understanding of others difficult, it by no means make it impossible. It's a way of thinking that has to be learned as opposed to simply come intuitively. Once it's been grasped, however, there is little difference between an autistic and a normal person, at least in that regard.

What's so incredibly frustrating about Mikan is that he seems to be actively fighting this insight. He seems to stubbornly refuse to even consider the fact that he is capable of empathy. Instead, as a means of escape, he writes revenge fics with the kind of dedicated focus that is normally reserved to much loftier goals. Had he not been so damned petty, he could quite possibly have gone far. Imagine if he put the same kind of energy into, say, molecular biology.
>> No. 17427
And as I've said before... I don't want to fall in love and have offline friends... those are just pathetic!

No matter what happens, or how tempted I might become the answer for Offline friends and romance is... NO!

Besides... if I became a normal person... things wouldn't get better... I garuntee it!
>> No. 17428
Wrong again anonymous...

I do have SOME empathy... but there are ways things work for some and ways things work out for others.

-Either I can be happy... or everyone else around me can (But not me)

It's one agianst many... and I choose to give others happiness... by destroying my own. It's the only effective way that's actually worked!
>> No. 17431
>>17428

I believe you. In fact, it was my point exactly: You possess a smidgeon of empathy, but find the concept so alien and frightening that you choose to pursue goals that are downright destructive to yourself and your mental health.

As for sacrificing your own happiness... That's all bullshit. You actively choosing to be miserable and alone has exactly zero bearing on the world. You remain as you are because it's safe, nothing more.

You do not spread happiness by being how you are. In fact, I'd say you're doing the complete opposite. People are getting more and more pissed off at you. I'd ask if that's the way you want it to be, but you'd likely spout some bullshit about how it's impossible for you to be happy and that your traumas are too great to overcome.

Honestly, I have no idea what to say. You're simply too stubborn.
>> No. 17432
I had goals... still do... and I alreayd have incredbile potential for them.

But its impossible to get them going... so I gave up. I figured it would best so I wouldn't be imposing on other people and save me the dissapointment, and believe me... it wasn't becuase of the cartoons fics and vids that made me give it up.

As for being normal. People get pissed off anyway. There's no escape.
>> No. 17433
>>17432

Then tell us the exact reason. Tell us why.

I mean, hell, what do you have to lose? If you're prepared that people are going to hate you, what does it matter? Don't just say "oh, there is a reason for whatever". What's the worst that could happen?
>> No. 17434
>>17408
yes, it was one of the better examples of love and tolerance, but in the story, the grand poohbah leaves as quickly as he came, Mykan on the other hand, is like an annoying fly. it always flies around your head, at first you leave it to its own devices hoping that it will continue on its way and leave you alone. then it lands on your nose, you swat it away and it just flies around before landing again. you repeat this process till it either goes away or you kill it.
its pretty obvious which outcome is more likely.
>> No. 17435
First of all... Stop insulting Celesto!

I wanted to be an actor... a voice actor... and a little bit of a singer too.

ever since I waqs 3 I practiced constantly, and here I am today with INCREDBILE skill and potential. I got two awards and an honor roll in dramatic arts.

I even recieved Co-Op student of the year for being a reading actor for the peel school boards.

The problem is... it's not working. The way things are going I just can't get noticed by the right person. It won't take off.

And don't start with me about auditioning... I'm not permitted to do those things, I can't travel either.

My only hope, an dpractucal wish, is to be be discovered by lucky break (Pulled off the street) without it... I don't stand a chance
>> No. 17436
>>17435
And do you have any form of education that would allow you to start off a carrier as voice actor? You know, beside something from high schol telling you would be a good actor?
and how are you even thinking you could be a good actor, if you don`T even understand characters you read and look at?
>> No. 17438
>>17435

Just out of curiousity, "not permitted"?
>> No. 17439
An actor's job is just to ACT the character... even if they don't like it. Obligation.

No I don't... that's one of my goals.

No one taught me how to act... I taught myself (Like how Ben Franklin Educated himself instead of school)

Besides, not everyone went to school to be actors.

And that was my dream, to be an actor by lucky break, a guy who made it by teaching himself, not giving up, and really proving that there are other ways to get to where you want to be.

One time when I was at work, people were so impressed with my voice acting, especially Harry Potter Characters... they thought I was ACTUALLY FROM the movies and wanted my autograph.

and here... This will help demonstreat that I do have potential

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxwtpqIAw0Q

This is another reason I make vids, some people get discovered on YT and and are offered jobs.
>> No. 17441
Not permitted...?

I don't know a great deal of things, no one showed me how. I'm not permitted to do things like answer/place ads, aquire for jobs, travel...

I've been sheltered pretty badly and never learned a lot of things that learning about them won't help me now
>> No. 17443
>>17441
bullshit. You are just too frightened to actually learn or risk something.

I listened to the video. You call that a good job? Average at best.

by the way, Celesto? You really are not very creative at all. And what is going to happen now in your fanfic? The main cast getting shipped with your almost all boy cast?
Suddenly I fully support Rainbow Dash being a lesbian.
>> No. 17445
>>17443
I got y'all covered ;)
>> No. 17446
Celesto means Heveanly...

Celestia means Heveanly...

I did RESEARCH... I looked over hundreds of possible names
>> No. 17448
>>17439

Your reasoning is frighteningly close to that of Chris-chan. He, too, believes that he's a prodigy who will somehow catch a lucky break some day. Until then, he's perfectly happy to continue living his sheltered life.

Your voice acting is... sub-par. I hate saying this, but it really is. Your defining flaw is not your voice, or your technique, but what we've been saying all along: You can not emote. An actor who can't emote is not an actor.

If you truly believe you can become a voice actor, move away from home. Get therapy. Study acting. Work to reach your goals, don't just talk and feel sorry for yourself. Until you do that, you have no right to say that you're a genious.
>> No. 17449
>>17446
>two fucking letters

*Seethes*
>> No. 17450
Whoever said I was a genious...

All I said was I have ptoential...

You're not listening. You're the one who's putting words in my mouth

And as for the lucky break... I said... It's my only CHANCE, and hope. As in I'm gambling on it.

And No... I'm not permitted to move, and even if I did... that would only make things worse.

I would never come back, nor answer the phone.

When you move on... you REALLY move on!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsnn5CFxrdI
>> No. 17453
>>17450
>"INCREDBILE skill and potential"
>comparing yourself to Benjamin Franklin

You're calling yourself a genius, alright. But never mind that. WHO has forbidden you to move?
>> No. 17454
I said LIKE Ben Franklin... I want to DO IT like he did. I have Incredible potential, but so do other people. I wanna do MY BEST, not THE BEST.

I did... so did my folks... and the government
>> No. 17455
>>17454
your "best" also resulted in yiff fanfic for bronies who watch way too much Sailor Moon and think the girls should be replaced by boys
>> No. 17456
I don't know what YIFF means.

The fics and vids may not be real acting and real getting into cartoons... but it's as close as I'm ever going to get.

If I ever moved on... It'd get rid of 97.7% of everything.
>> No. 17458
Reading the Encyclopedia Dramatica entry on Mykan is pretty much like reading this thread. It's EXACTLY the same bullshit, almost word for word. The same delusions, the same sob stories, the same asshole remarks, the same unwillingness to change in any way. Exactly the fucking same.
>> No. 17459
No it is not... how can you read Trash like ED and expect things to be REAL?!

That's what makes you the fool... not me!

A lot of what's up there is a LIE...

I know the real story behind it... you don't becuase all you do is judge before you understand, automatically HATE someone even if they d nothing wrong and don't hurt other people.

You make it sound like NOT HURTING other people is a bigger crime than hurting people
>> No. 17460
No it is not... how can you read Trash like ED and expect things to be REAL?!

That's what makes you the fool... not me!

A lot of what's up there is a LIE...

I know the real story behind it... you don't becuase all you do is judge before you understand, automatically HATE someone even if they d nothing wrong and don't hurt other people.

You make it sound like NOT HURTING other people is a bigger crime than hurting people
>> No. 17461
>>17459

After reading through this thread, after reading your replies, your explanations, your claims... I decided to check the ED article. It's exactly the same as the bullshit you've been spewing. Exactly the same as the stuff you yourself has written in this thread.
>> No. 17462
>>17459
Mykan, we believe ED because in the end, even if what is writen there has been done by others, it fits with all you said so far about yourself.

Also, I thought you wanted us to start believing in the magic of believing. So by believing in ED, we do exactly what you aim for
>> No. 17463
Sorry about the double post...

If I get a job... and move out... this is how I'll spend my days.

I'll get up... wash... eat... go to work (May or may not take a lunch break) Go home... pay my bills and taxes... only go shopping for food and supplies then home... dinner... and bed (Even if it's early) Then do it all again the next day and Saturday too
>> No. 17464
>>17454

I'm kind of interested in the exact details regarding how the government has forbidden you to move away from your parents.
>> No. 17466
No you don't...

Magic is believing is what I taught to kids when I went to work.

"You don't need a magic wand, or to be a unicorn. There is real magic inside of each and everyone one of us. It's that magic that lets us concentrate on our dreams and turn them into reality, and all you have to do is believe in your own magic and then nothing is impossible"

Even though it doens't work much for me... I know it works for others, and they deserve t know that so they don't end up like me. "Just becuase I have to be like this... doesn't mean others do."

And that's what's with my unicorns... they MIGHT have the same magic as the equestrians, to move things... but I prefer if they didn't... and do their daily chores and things without relying heavily on magice (Hence the Anthropomorphism)

You just have to believe
>> No. 17467
>>17463

... You do realize that there are people who would -murder- for such a cozy life, right?
>> No. 17469
Yes... I find that CRAZY!

The ED makes it look like I'm a criminal... a terrorist who wants to KILL people.

But I don't...

There's a REAL story to my things that ar enot dangerous or stupid at all.

In fact... it also has been shown that what I do isn't a bad thing.

I write fics and vids cause its MY THING... its what I like to do. Blowing off steam is very good, especially when it's done in a non-violent and non hostile way.
>> No. 17470
>>17469

Yeah, yeah. You keep saying that there's some kind of reason or story or whatever, but so far you haven't exactly told us anything that could possibly explain why you act the way you do.

Also, I'd say that comparing yourself to rape victims/telling people to get raped is a pretty damn evil thing to do...
>> No. 17471
>>17469
your entire "my unicorns are better than the ponies of Equestria" thiung is retarted. First, your anthropomorphism (whic makes it sound as if they have hands and feet) makes them more look like something out of a bad japanese demon porn. Second, in FiM they do not rely on magic the way you may believe. Just look at the pegasi and the earth ponies. They can do utterly fine without magic. In fact, earth ponies founded Ponyville.

And your believing is magic stick is utter bull. Believing in yourself is all fine and dandy, but just because I may beliueve to be strong, does not mean I can lift 200 pounds. You also have to learn stuff. What you are paising here is, that people should have more self esteem. So yeah, self esteem is magic.

And you now what raises self esteem mostly? the wish to protect those you love. Like family and friends. In conclusion: friendship is magic!
>> No. 17472
The rape thing... well guess what... it wasn't becuase someone disliked my vids.

This 16 year old was very harsh and very nasty. Not only did she flame my work, but she said I deserev to DIE for making videos, and my fans should be killed for liking them and me.

She PUSHED ME really far! Whats he said was not only uncalled for but ILLEGAL!!!

So I snapped and said she deserved to get raped, and others actually agreed with me for her SLANDER and THREATENING WAYS

That girl and I appologized for that recently ago, and she realizes maybe she did deserve it for saying such ROTTEN things
>> No. 17473
I didn't say they were better... I said they were different!! DIF...ER... ENT!

Anthroporomorphic means... exhibits human characteristics... like standing up right, and using their hooves like human hands even without posible thumbs

We do things differently...

I bet I know how Applejack would sing Betsy From Pike. The Country style... guitars... fiddles...

My guys... I'd pefer the sing it a different way... LIKE THIS...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7CyL03HVXo&feature=related

5:03

They're just ideas... they're not crimes or disgraces. Or what happened to using imagination and TRYING to discover
>> No. 17474
>>17472

..... Wait, that's your defense? That's what you consider to be an explanation?

Aaaeeeggghhhhh.... I can't even find words at this point.
>> No. 17475
>>17473
you are a dumb, horrible being. I am not going to use the term human, cause that would be an insult to mankind. You wished a 16 year old to be raped (you are 25 for fuck`s sake) because she did not like your badly animated videos.

You so deserve to be beaten up.

and on a note of MLP: guess what. the cast of FiM can all the anthropomorhic garbage you are aiming for already. And they don`t suck at it.
>> No. 17476
No you deserve to be beat up... fo rnot LISTENEING!!!
>> No. 17477
It was because she said other people deserve to be killed for all the wrong reasons... it had nothing to do about hating my stuff AT ALL!!

Learn to listen... non-human! (You're a human either) Your an unreasonable, lipping off piece of garbage too bad for even the dump!

And you wnat me to change, when you're gonna act like this even if I do...? You're an idiot
>> No. 17478
>>17476

A fucking kid starts messing with you, and don't just lower yourself to her level, but to much more despicable depths... And you can see nothing wrong with that? You still believe she deserves to be raped? That she herself thinks that she deserves it?

You know, I wanted to believe there was some good in you. I really did. But now?

Now I'm well and truly convinced that you are a horrible, pathetic manchild on par with Chris-chan.
>> No. 17479
I have little tollerance for Bullies anaymonus... and you can bet if we were face to face now... I wouldn't let you get awya with this horrbile things you SAY!

I say buliies like YOU are the ones who need to be punished.

But then... you still wouldn't learn. There is good in me... you're just too blinded by your stupidity and lust for control to realize it.

Lay off the drugs man... Lay off em!
>> No. 17480
And all you want to believe in is that you have all the answers... that everyone but YOU is wrong, and those that dontlike your ways can die. That's what you are... TITAN!
>> No. 17481
and what is the grand ruler? you?
>> No. 17482
No... Celesto isn't me

Once every 10,000 a Tri-horned unicorn is born, and is destined to lead one of the greatest forces agianst evil.

But he was picked on... like the way you act horrible to me now.

But at leats I wouldn't openly insult someone like you. I only hit if you hit me first! Got it...

You say bad things to me... I do it back to you.

Ya don't piss me off... I don't piss you off, ya understand!

Your cheating will never win
>> No. 17483
>>17482
your three horned alicorn tantrum just makes us all think, you deserve to get a trollfic.

and hey, you just managed to insult all bronies, even those not saying a thing. Very mature. Do you now want your bottle from Fluttermama?
>> No. 17484
You bronies deserve to be insulted! You're horrid creatures for acting this way.

And it's not a tantrum... it's just an idea.

You make it sound like no one's allowed to try anything new in fics.
>> No. 17485
>>17484
As if you are using anything new.
Your characters are rip offs of the cast of FiM, your plot lines are clichéd stuff stolen from 80s cartoons and Power Rangers, you use songs from a children show for members of NAMBLA and your aesops (who by the way are pointless) are as stupid as something from the Care Bears. Rain is good? well d`uh.

as for you as a human being in general, you don`t have any good or common sense left in you. Otherwise you would shut up and leave the internet.
>> No. 17486
Will do no such thing Dusk...

Maybe it's you who should leave... Not me.

-Three horns is new
-The Uniforce is new
-The warrior race is new for the series.

Ya know, I think you'r ejust jjealous becuas eI can look beyond characters and see what they can become while all you can do is the same boring stuff
>> No. 17487
Besides Dusk... you just dissed yourself to.

You won't leave the net, I guess that makes you just as common SENSELESS
>> No. 17488
dear people: have some grand rulers email adress

Shadow_Realm_586@hotmail.com
>> No. 17490
If Chris-chan has an excuse, it's the fact that he's borderline retarded.

Mykan, on the other hand, seems to be nothing more than an infinitely petty, tantrum-throwing little boy who's terrified of growing up and the responsibilities that come with being an adult.

With the way he's acted throughout this entire thread, he seems both incredibly naive and entirely sociopathic.
I really wanted to believe that he was just misunderstood. But his own words have convinced me that he has no redeeming qualities.
>> No. 17492
>>17487

You come to FiMchan proclaiming your hate for FiM, act like the biggest asshole the board has seen so far, and you tell Dusk to fuck off because he dared to question your pathetic, soulless Gary Stues? Wow. You're really... something.
>> No. 17493
I tried...

*Picks up a book*
>> No. 17494
Oh and Dusk...

You'll love the next chapter... really you will
>> No. 17495
>>17494
Look out people, the revenge fic starts.
>> No. 17496
>>17494

You've gone and done it now, Dusk. You've really gone and done it. You're getting revenge fic'd.

It was nice knowing you...
>> No. 17497
*Turns a page*
>> No. 17498
>>17496
I think I will join fanfiction. net now. after all, taking those things in account and by using my penname, perhaps I get his ass busted for writing a fanfic against a registered user?
>> No. 17499
Fat chance of that...tubby

*Turns page*
>> No. 17500
>>17499
*looks over your shoulder*
Everybody poops? Seriously? that is what your reading?
>> No. 17501
*Turns another page of my sketch book*
>> No. 17504
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17504
>>17499

Mykan, Mykan, Mykan... Not only do you not know what Dusk looks like, but should -you- really insult peoples looks?
>> No. 17505
>>17504
Is that a wing boner in your trousers?
>> No. 17509
Aaaaand things turned silent.
>> No. 17510
To Mykan: What happened to "I'm not associating with Ponychan or 413chan"?

To the rest: Don't bother trying to help Mykan. He's not worth your time
>> No. 17511
>>17510

I think even the most adamant of white knights have given up and started trolling him by now.
>> No. 17512
>>17511

Glad to hear. After all, it would take a miracle to make Mykan even slightly open-minded
>> No. 17513
>>17512

Yeah. He seems slightly misunderstood at first. Then the more he speaks, the more you realize what a petty, horrible manchild he is...
>> No. 17514
>>17513

Fun Fact: The Encyclopedia Dramatica Article doesn't even begin to cover some of the retarded shit he's done.

He once said his haters were worse than Bin Laden and blamed them for the BP oil spill
>> No. 17515
>>17514

Somehow, I'm not surprised. I've never seen anyone with such an incredibly inflated ego. Well, perhaps Chris-chan...
>> No. 17518
Mykan,

You keep saying "why should I change if they won't?"

Well, here's an answer: Because they don't matter, and you don't have to suffer because of them.

Other people have hurt you. I'm sorry to hear that. No abuse is justified. They were wrong to do that. So, since they were in the wrong, you should ignore them. They're living horrible lives, stuck in bad habits and lashing out at people because they're unhappy inside.

Why should you care about them? Why should you care if they change or not? Why should you care about their opinion? No-one needs their approval.

So, you say that you have so much potential to be good and celebrated. Live that potential. Don't squander it, believing you need to suffer for others to be happy. If that's what you're doing, you'll crash and burn. So just... try. Not for others, not to prove something to someone who hurt you or to haters, but for your own sake, for your own health and happiness.


Or if you'd prefer: Change to spite them. Live a full and rich life, and laugh as they keep making the same mistakes and keep living the same sorry life. Prove that they couldn't drag you down to your level.


But please, get help. Speak to a councillor or a psychologist or something, talk all of this out with a professional. There's no shame in admitting you have problems - you go to a doctor when you catch a virus don't you? You get a cast when you break a leg, don't you? You'll be stronger for it in the end.

What you're doing isn't living - they've beaten living out of you, and you're the only one who can change that now.


Roll your eyes or ignore if you like, I don't care - it's up to you to be responsible and mature enough to consider my words.
>> No. 17519
>>17518

Your advice is solid but let me reiterate: nothing you say to him will get through. He is a hopeless cause.
>> No. 17520
>>17518

I white knighted him. I regret doing so. You will too.
>> No. 17524
Uhm ah heh heh... exactly what kind of a abuse did you have in mind...?

Mine was the kind you can't ignore...

Being SMACKED... or KICKED... PHYSICALLY... And I really don't think you wanna ignore THAT!
>> No. 17525
Besides... I DID ask to see someone before... we all talked about it, and we all decided No.

Besides... it's not just ME that needs help. I just play my role, we all have our roles to play (If one person doesn't screw up, someone else does)
>> No. 17526
Hey armchair psychologist, what did I tell you? He's not going to listen to you
>> No. 17528
Hey COTTON EARS... take the cloth out...

I said I DO consider seeing one... but is it REALLY going to help things?
>> No. 17531
>>17528

You may be right. I don't know any therapist who can understand a grown man who wears spandex tights and goes berserk over fanfiction
>> No. 17532
Its not spandex...

Those are store bought jogging pants... more than 80% of the costume is store bought
>> No. 17533
>>17532

You seem to be missing the point
>> No. 17535
Uh no you do...

What you're tyring to say is... not Psychologist would dare

Well guess what... you're wrong...

And I repeat... what good would that do anyway.

Fixing me isn't gonna fix other people's problems...
>> No. 17537
>>17535

I won't even bother answering, because that would be white knighting, and white knighting would be a waste of my time
>> No. 17538
Actually... pretty much doing ANYTHING is a waste of time to you...
>> No. 17539
>>17538

You know what I think would cheer you up?

More Celesto Rule 34!
>> No. 17540
>>17535
You've got a duty, first and foremost, to yourself. No-one else. There is no cosmic order who says one must suffer so others can be happy. That's just your mind telling you there's sense to the senseless pain you went through.

You want to actually help other people? You need to actually make sure you take care of yourself in order to be in a position to do so.

I'm sorry to hear you were beaten and hurt, and I realise that's tough to deal with, but it doesn't have to dominate your life. When you say you talked it out with your familly and decided to say 'NO' to help, it really sounds to me like you talked yourself out of it, rather than admit a problem. Because it's only real if you admit it, right?

At this point, you're choosing to be unhappy. Because it's familiar to you. In a weird way, it's safer to be unhappy.



Also, yeah, I know I'm going to be ignored. But for my sake, I want to say I tried, knowing I might fail, rather than not bother at all, because I was too scared I would fail.
>> No. 17541
No it wouldn't...

I don't know what cheers me up...
>> No. 17542
Uh ah heh heh heh...

It's the FAMILY that IS HALF the abuse.

Our family has grown so far apart and distrustful. We'll still pay to support each other but... pretty much... it's everyone for the self.

I repeat... I am NOT repeat NOT the only one with problems, and as least mine are not the most bothersome. BELIEVE ME!!!
>> No. 17543
>>17528
You'd be surprised. It'd probably help you a lot. You never know if you don't try!
>> No. 17544
You're not being ignored, I understand your trying to help but

I know I have problems... the whole FAMILY DOES...

And I rather take the easy way out through modern alienathion than learning things that won't help...

You see... I still don't want fall in love, or have friends. I want to prove you can make it to a ripe old age being, upset, angry, lonely, or afraid! And that you don't need romance to live either.

I decided this LONG LONG ago... I was one of those kiddy boys who said "I'd never be into gurls and that kissy stuff. GROSS" and I plan to keep it not cave in like everyone else.

Bottome line is... Some things never change... I know that, and so should you
>> No. 17545
>>17542
I believe you.

Lots of people have problems. Why are their problems more important than yours? Why do you have to suffer for them to get better, if there's such dysfunction?

You're in a better position to get help for yourself than to help others right now. Get an outside opinion, talk with a psychologist, they'd probably have good advice. Better than what you can find on the internet, at least. That way, you might also figure out how to help others, if you want to.
>> No. 17546
But we have tried... we've tried again... and again... and again...

and STILL... no change.

Eventuallyt he human body just GIVES UP!
>> No. 17547
>>17545

As much as I loathe seeing someone suffer, you're still wasting your time...
>> No. 17549
can someone do a dramatic reading of these comments. please?
also watch out dusk, i hear getting revenge fic'd is deadly.
>> No. 17550
>>17549

Seconded
>> No. 17551
>>17546

You said you haven't even considered a psychiatrist. You haven't even tried -once-...
>> No. 17552
To The White Knight Anonymus...

See what I mean... Change or not change... they're just gonna act like this...

Everyone I've ever known has, and everyone I ever know will!

That's how things go...
>> No. 17553
I ASKED to see one... WE ALL talked about it... and we ALL decided NO!

Get the facts straight
>> No. 17554
>>17544
>I want to prove you can make it to a ripe old age being, upset, angry, lonely, or afraid!

Why? To justify the pain you went through? Why not simply defy it? Make it to a ripe old age being happy, content, peaceful, satisfied and fulfilled, in spite of once being angry, upset, lonely and afraid.

You don't have to fall in love or get friends to be happy. There's a thing called 'asexuality', it means you don't have any romantic thoughts or feelings about others, basically. Perfectly fine way to live, if you want to. Just because you don't have friends or someone to love doesn't mean you have to be unhappy, after all.

Yes, your whole family has problems. I'm very sorry to hear that. But it doesn't mean you have to stay stuck in a rut. There's things you can do, but you might not know what those are.

That's why you should speak to a psychologist. They'll help you figure out how to help yourself, and in time, how to help your family, if you want.

Just take it one step at a time. Don't talk yourself out of it. Take it easy, and start with yourself.
>> No. 17555
>>17552

The White Knight Anonymous sounds like the name of a LARPer
>> No. 17556
Becuase I see nothing to be happy about... besides there's more to write about being upset than there is being Happy. I can't work with it.

I already know what I want, but if I can't achieve it... I'd rather give up

Here's a teaser for ya...

If I did move out and had a job and my own place... exactly what do you think I'd do with my spare time (IF ANY...)

Also... even the poilce didn't help. It didn't work.

And no there isn't under parental and govement rules... I am forbidded from just running away or doing things without consultance
>> No. 17557
>>17553

In the end, you're an adult. You're not a child anymore. The only one who decided anything was you.

>>17554

You're really, really, really wasting your time. You're repeating what has already been said. I know, because I did too.
>> No. 17558
>>17556

Yeah. Mykan can't write about emos if he isn't an emo. What, having likable characters? Fuck that. People want shitty characters!
>> No. 17559
Being an adult to me... means being unhaperi no free time... no free will... nadda...
>> No. 17560
>>17559

This pretty much sums up the whole thing.
>> No. 17561
>>17552
Who cares about them?

People act as they choose to act. Most people just don't know any better - for a long time, I certainly didn't. I fell into bad habits, I wasted my time, I nearly lost everything. But, someone helped me out, helped put things in perspective.

I realize you already spoke with your family and decided No.

Go anyway. Speak with a professional. Try to understand what's going on with yourself, what's getting in the way of you being happy.

Don't worry about what others think. If they want to just act the same, make the same mistakes over and over, that's their problem.

But now, you know that you have options. You know that there's something you can do to help yourself out.

Maybe even help out your familly. Bring everyone closer together.

Maybe.

But only if you try.

I'll be on my way now. It's up to you from here.

All the best, Mykan.
>> No. 17563
>>17560

Really surprised his "extremes in judgement" never got brought up on the ED page
>> No. 17564
If I had a job and moved out... what woukd I do in my spare time if I had any...

Nothing... Nothing at all... just sit... or sleep... I wouldn't dare take a chance of a relaspe
>> No. 17566
Oh man, this is fucking hilarious. Hey party people. I see you've met a friend of ours. I know he's a pain, but you'll get entertainment out of him for a good while I think. I've seen a lot of his fanfiction, trust me when I say he's a disturbed individual. He was fun to poke at with a stick for ahwile, but eventually we got bored of him. Don't worry, with any luck he'll get bored of this new project of his and story bothering you LONG before that happens.

Oh, one little thing, he's always had an issue with cartoon characters and seeing them as real people. As you can see, that and women... he's a bit of a sexist. So whenever possible remind him of that little fact. It's hilarious watching him scream about how he wants to do horrible things to Raven and shit. Puke inducing, but kinda hilarious when you realise he can't hurt them. Theya re after all not real.

Oh and Mykan, I'm so glad you found new friends. Truly it is one of the most magical forces in the world, don't you agree? Now I don't have to deal with more of your bullshit. My fellow Pony fans here are gonna do it for me. I know it's hard to see you and us part ways, but we need to move on. There are far worse fanfic writers out there we can make fun of. But Change is good man, it's good. We need that. Things Change... ya know? Yeah you know.

Also, BEASTBOY AND RAVEN 4 LIFE! TAKARI RULES YOUR ASS! GTA MUTHERFUCKER! HA! Always wanted to do that. Peace out me Brony peeps, he's all yours now.
>> No. 17567
*Sighs*

*Picks up BOOK for BB's moped*
>> No. 17568
>>17561

Look, I know you want to help him. Fuck, we all wish he was well. But it's pretty obvious by now that he's just looking for attention. He wants people to feel sorry for him, he loves the attention he's getting, but after a while he pushes people away when he realizes they're on to his scheme. And thus the circle begins anew. The reason he sticks to the internet is that there are enough people there who will fall for it. When he's finished with one site, he moves to the next.

By playing the white knight, you're giving him exactly what he wants. More importantly, you're actually making him -worse-...
>> No. 17569
>>17568
Don't worry, I'm already gone.
>> No. 17570
*Puts doen book*

I came here to tell you madmen, that I am not the Mykan you originaly met. I was set up!

And to get you to QUIT being rude and obnoxious about my fiction.

Ya GOT IT?!

*Goes back to book*
>> No. 17573
>>17570

I don't know. You're acting a hell of a lot like the imposter
>> No. 17574
We already knew that - the first guy admitted he was a troll.

As for the second goal you had...

haha, fail.
>> No. 17576
I am not...

There are things in this world I just don't like. OKAY?! It's not like its a crime!
>> No. 17577
>>17576

And neither is making fun of you
>> No. 17578
>>17570

We already know. And you managed to damage your reputation more than any troll ever could.
>> No. 17579
What reputation...?

People don't have reputations
>> No. 17580
i seriously wish i had a mic or something. i would totally do some dramatic readings.
>> No. 17581
>>17579
That statement is factually incorrect.

If you are known for certain behavior, you have a reputation.

Guess what you're known for?
>> No. 17582
>>17579

what
>> No. 17583
Uh Earth to LOSER...

Even if you you had, you'd do a poor job... you really think I SCREAM and yell and throw fits like Chris Chan... well I don't.
>> No. 17584
>>17579

Wh-... Then why did you protest the impostor at all?

Jesus Fucking Christ... My migrainey head can't handle all this irrationality...
>> No. 17585
>>17583
I really doubt that.
>> No. 17586
>>17583

Yeah, he doesn't throw fits. He just calls his haters "Hitlers of Today" and mocks their dead parents
>> No. 17587
Think again Maniak...
>> No. 17588
>>17583

You don't have to. You're your own blend of failure. But you're every bit as rotten as him.
>> No. 17589
And only becuase THEY called me a hitler first...
>> No. 17590
>>17587

Who the fuck is Maniak?
>> No. 17591
>>17584
Oh my god, you're right. I missed that, my mind just glossed over the hypocrisy of it all.
>> No. 17592
My favorite part is how every 'comeback' Mykan uses sounds like its pulled directly off badly dubbed anime from 4Kids or something.
>> No. 17594
>>17592

It probably is. He likes to copy TV lines verbatim when talking.
>> No. 17599
I just realized something. What if Mykan doesn't just seek white knights and sympathizers, but gets some kind of masochistic pleasure out of being trolled? Like, he feels some kind of twisted vindication when reading our posts? If that's the case, he's getting what he wants no matter what we do!

...

...

*Shrugs*

Ah well, it's kind of fun to abuse him either way.
>> No. 17606
Ooh. New chapter and he called a bully pony Dusk. I bet Dusk Shine is sooooo offended /sarcasm
>> No. 17607
oh my god.
THIS is a romantic song he puts in his latest chapter for romance between Celestia and his Mary Sue


(Style of Strawberry Shortcake- Beautiful you)

(Celesto)

You are not your jewels. You are not your mane.
You are not the grace that others try to explain
Rich or even poor, it's still just all the same
You're still simply wonderful, You!

(Celestia)

You could be a guard with the finest clothes
But it wouldn't make you any nicer, I suppose
If you looked down on me, while turning up your nose
You would not be wonderful, You!

(Both)

It's not how much you sparkle, that makes you like a star
It's what inside your heart that tells you… who you are.

BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>> No. 17608
>>17606

He did not.

No wait, why am I surprised? of course he did.
>> No. 17609
>>17607
I know, but it's your fault for tampering with his water.

somehow this guy's crap got him like 200 subscribers

You may commence alcoholism
>> No. 17610
>>17609

200 subscribers, but how many fans? There's a difference between famous and infamous.

You could call it the Chris-chan syndrome.
>> No. 17611
>>17609
why should I be in any way offended? I am right now lauhing my ass off and have a good time a la Discord. If this is the WORST he can do to his haters, he has to learn a lot
>> No. 17612
>>17610
No, most of his fans are legit.
>> No. 17613
>>17612

Of course they are. Just like Chris-chan's....
>> No. 17615
>>17607
>wat
wat
wat
>> No. 17619
>>17609
>>17612
It's FF.net, a hugbox site, and he's been writing for how long?

200 subscribers is downright pitiful.
>> No. 17621
Believing is Magic MST.

Part 1: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lHZa37Wgk43kFy63oKNk28TsKfexb7N3GhhsB5unKwE/edit?hl=en_US&pli=1

Part 2: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HG8FEwZ9CB8oTkJ8ZbRSXvapc2ECAvq62lL4ENi-rbE/edit?hl=en_US&pli=1
>> No. 17622
>>17621

By posting that, you pretty much doomed his fic from continuing, and by that logic the MST from finishing. Any chance you could delete it?
>> No. 17625
>>17619
yeah but the fact that he can get any at all is sad

>>17621
now why would you post that? If Mykan saw that, it would invalidate the MST
>> No. 17627
>>17625
Your post and mentionening the specific term does not help either...
>> No. 17628
>>17621
>>17625
>>17627

Uhh...what MST?
>> No. 17629
>>17625

Of course it would! We couldn't even make one if he read that, because he probably wouldn't even live through half of that first one, never mind the second.
>> No. 17630
Mykan, >>17621 is not a MST link. It's to something completely different.
>> No. 17631
>>17630
Don`t spoiler the fun. After all, Cupcakes is a lovely little fanfiction about Pinkie Pie having a good time with her friend. And he probably will love the one about Big Mac and how he takes care of his sibling and her friends. After all, that is how Mykan would probably act out his first romantic fantasy
>> No. 17632
>>17631

Exactly. As I was implying above, the immense "d'awww" factor both stories have would be too much for his heart to take.
>> No. 17638
what the dicks does MST stand for?
>> No. 17640
>>17638

It's a shorthand way of saying "making fun of shit fanfiction"
>> No. 17641
>>17632
Not really. This guy approves of fanfictions where Beastboy gets raped to death by Raven. And I think he would come to defend the author of Cupcakes.
>> No. 17642
>>17641

In itself, this is by no means creepy. It's when you start considering his overall views, how frightfully serious he takes cartoons, that it becomes mindbogglingly horrible.
>> No. 17652
>>17638
MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER

oh my fuck you guys, go watch the classics
>> No. 17655
I doubt this really needs mentioning, but...

>>17504
>pic
Tri-pointed crown, glasses, red cape, white outfit.

>>15524
>pic
Tri-horn, glasses, red cape, white coat.
>> No. 17658
>>17655

BUT IT'S ORIGINAL!
>> No. 17673
Well, he seems to be gone. It was fun while it lasted.
>> No. 17677
>>17673
so, what happened? did he give up? the fanfic seems to go on.
>> No. 17679
>>17677
He went and created two other topics. He's probably waiting for someone to talk to him there.
>> No. 17680
>>17677

He probably figured out that we don't believe his bullshit, and has moved some place else where new people can white knight him. As for why he's still writing the fic... Uhm. I have no idea. He's insane.
>> No. 17681
>>17679

Oh? Where where where?? That guy is comedy gold!
>> No. 17690
where are the topics?
>> No. 17697
>>17681
>>17690
Scroll down this same page - seems he made it before this thread autosaged, and nobody gave a fuck.
>> No. 17709
*reads thread*

*saves thread*

Ha ha! Mykan, you crazy piece of shit! Don't ever change, man.
>> No. 17718
>>17679
Actually, those were failed attempts at responding to this thread. He hasn't used many *chans in the past, it seems.
>> No. 17722
>>17718

Or he has, and he's just that clueless.
>> No. 17751
http://pastebin.com/5mEYTr2v

Fix'd your story, dawg. :trollface:
>> No. 17843
So, he continues his shit. And now he threw Discord in the mix too.
>> No. 17847
I don't know. I kind of like this stuff.
>> No. 17853
>>17847

What narcotic cocktail are you on, sir?
>> No. 17855
Excuse me? I just said I like it.
>> No. 17857
>>17855

To like this Magic is Believing nonsense, one would have to be under the influence of a combination of any number of hallucinogens. Thus, what narcotic cocktail are you on?
>> No. 17858
I'm not on anything! All I said was I like it. Grow the hell up!
>> No. 17859
>>17858

You're right, that was immature of me. I should instead ask you why you like it.

So why do you like it?
>> No. 17860
It does seem a little original and creative, and as much as I like Friendship is Magic the way it is the warriors and monsters do give it a nice new touch.
>> No. 17861
>>17860

So you like it because there are warriors and monsters. And because it's creative.

Okay, I won't try to dispute half of that, since liking warriors + monsters falls strictly under the umbrella of personal preference. But what about that other one? That it's creative? No, it isn't. By no stretch of the imagination.

This writer, Dakari-King Mykan, thinks and writes entirely in cartoon tropes and cliches. His idea of "creativity" is to steal scenes, lines, scenarios, even entire stories right down to the dialogue, alter some character names and nouns, and call it an original piece. In one of his stories, he takes the movie Armageddon and lifts the entire movie--plot, dialogue, even characters (but of course, he changes their names, which makes it alright)--to serve as a climax. In another story, he rips a notable scene from the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers movie and inserts his own cast of characters into it.

This story is no different. It is yet another hodgepodge of stolen ideas, songs and dialogue. The word for that is "plagiarism," and in art, it's generally frowned upon. There isn't a single drop of creativity in his system, let alone in the story.

And to compound matters, he thinks that his tripe is not only the equal to Lauren Faust's show, but that it surpasses the source material in every way. Mykan has gone on the record to state his contempt for Friendship is Magic numerous times. Hell, read through this thread and you'll count many instances of him doing just that.

Creative? No, not by a longshot. That isn't even the biggest problem with the story, but it's where the problems start.
>> No. 17862
What other one? I thought this was the only MLP story he made?
>> No. 17863
>>17862

It is, but I'm referring to other stories in his literary canon. I could provide you with links to some noteworthy examples of his incompetence. Would you prefer the stories themselves, or the versions with mocking commentary done by outside parties?

I will start you out with one from his ff.net profile, which is an example of his plagiarizing an entire movie. The movie is Twelve Angry Men, which he decided to adapt for Digimon for some reason, and it is almost identical, line-for-line, to the source material.

Once again, that's called plagiarism.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4777672/1/Twelve_Angry_People
>> No. 17867
I just read this whole thread and I'm like-- "Whoa! You all need to Grow the fuck up!" and I prefer the stories themselves without mockers.

Is this what this site is, a mocking site?
>> No. 17870
>>17867

No, of course not. This is a place to celebrate creativity, as well as love for Friendship is Magic, and to weave those two together to create original pieces using the characters and settings that people fell in love with.

Mykan and his story have neither of those qualities. He cobbles his stories together using bits and pieces from other, better works. That is uncreative. Additionally, Mykan wrote this story on a dare and continually professes his hatred for Friendship is Magic. So, going by that logic, it's he and his fanfic which do not belong on this site.

He has also been unduly rude toward the other members, obstinate in the face of critique, and arrogant with regards to his story in relation to the source material. He is a shallow being of hubris and a terrible writer, and he's earned the scorn of this board and its participants.

If you're a fan of his, then I'm sorry, but I don't think this is the place for you.
>> No. 17871
Fuck you! I'm not a fan, but I just may decide to become one, he sounds like all he really needs is someone who understands, and I think you've been more rude to him than he's been to you. Personally, I almost can't blame him for not wanting to change or acting the way he does, though I also think he seriously needs help too, and frankly I think you should be more understanding and open hearted. You're not making things any better you know with your shitty and judgemental attitude. You claim to embrace creativity and yet you act like this towards someone's work and treat the writer like crap? I bet you'd act like this if I tried to make a pony of my own.

You, know... I think I will leave here. I'd rather be seen naked in public than here with the likes of you. Grow the fuck up!

Goodbye, and Good Ridance!
>> No. 17872
>>17871

Depends on whether your story was a creatively bankrupt mess of bad characterization, wish fulfillment and plagiarism. If so, then absolutely.
>> No. 17873
>>17871
don't let the door hit your ass on the Way out
>> No. 17874
>>17871
You want to be a Mykan fan? Good, you're about as intelligent as one.

You think you can help him? All I can say is good. fucking. luck.
>> No. 17876
>>17871

Good luck white knighting. I spent a couple of days doing that. It seems like the right thing to do at first, but trust me, you'll share our opinion soon enough.
>> No. 17882
>>17871I bet you are also one of Mykan`s fans, just stalking this thread cause the manchild asked you.
>> No. 17887
>>17882

Incidentally, I can understand how people try to defend Mykan at first, maybe even keep it up for a while... But to REMAIN a white knight, or just plain not noticing what a tremendous wanker he is? That's a special kind of fucked up right there...
>> No. 17889
Jesus Christ, can we stop talking about Mykan for a second? Can't you see he wants us to argue and bitch amongst ourselves? I say we stop talking about him.
>> No. 17891
>>17889

This thread is for discussing his story. Besides, who's arguing? Everybody's in agreement that he sucks. Except for that one white knight a second ago.
>> No. 17893
>>17889

It's a Mykan thread, and frankly I find him rather fascinating. He's one of those rare, perfect storms of awful.
>> No. 17900
Wow! I have never seen such a thread of Immaturity and stupidity ever! You all need to seriously get better lives and attitude adjustments!
>> No. 17901
>>17900
Maaaan, where are all these white knights coming from? Has Mykan been crying to his Youtube buddies again or does 413chan normally house idiots like this?
>> No. 17902
>>17900
Sure. Let`s all start and support Dakari King Mykan, who is a 25 year old leech who lives by his parents, thinks he deserves to be a bigger voice actor than Tara Strong despite having no talent and who wrote his little FiM story, because he is in love with Celestia but simultaneously wishes to destroy the show and its fans, calling them a disgrace to the human species and FiM shit, because it is not just about stupid Power Rangers fighting off evil in a way that is too immature for Michael Bay.
If you want to support the Chris Chan of bronies, have fun with it.
>> No. 17903
Hey you Fuck off! I said you "all" are Fucked up, especially that Mykan dude, but honestly, I don't know who's worse. Him compared to all of you, you got a tie.
>> No. 17904
>>17903
So, is that the latter, then? Or did you come here from somewhere else?
>> No. 17905
I was just browsing around looking up stuff for MLP, and I found this, but after reading this thread... I don't even know how to put such stupidity.

All this over a lousy fanfic? And the stupid meter goes off the charts.
>> No. 17906
>>17905
aha. so you think we are worse than the guy who thinks women deserve rape for breaking up with men?
>> No. 17907
>>17905
If it bothers you that people talked so much about something as dumb as Mykan; well, he tends to have that effect on people. He is often considered fascinating in his stupidity, so he draws a lot of attention. If you don't think he is worth it, fine, but posting here isn't going to make anyone forget him sooner.
>> No. 17908
Well I didn't before, as I said I couldn't decide, but I think do now seeing as how you don't seem to know how to read.

And my girlfriend wonders why I dumped her?
>> No. 17909
>>17908
I am kinda fascinated: In which relationship do your personal relationship issues now stand to the topic here? Seriously, why bringing even a subject up that could be easily turned in a gag including your interest for MLP, your girlfriend, and a made up cosplay fantasy?
Nah, just kidding.

speaking of Mykan`s fic, someone gives it a dramatic reading:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7tT1TLFVdQ
>> No. 17910
>>17908
Because she wan't a horse?
>> No. 17911
I dumped her becuase I found out she acts just like the lot of you here. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people mocking others who don't deserve it and acting complete Fucking dipshit.

My friends warned me not to date her, and I didn't listen! So I'm glad I dumped her, and I hope she'll quit stalking me soon.
>> No. 17912
>>17911
oh, now I get it. because your girlfriend dumped you, seeing how she was sarcastic, you now hate people who don`t support all garbage in the world.
>> No. 17913
She didn't dump me, I dumped her, right in front of the whole school!
>> No. 17914
>>17911
Wow, what a coincidence. I know a girl who once dated a guy who thought Mykan was pretty good. They didn't last long together. What was her online handle when you knew her?
>> No. 17917
What difference does it make...?

The fact I'm making is you all need to seriously grow the fuck up, worse than she does.

You want to forget Mykan? Then stop being shitheads and leave him be, then maybe he might go about his own business too.

In fact... I think I'll leave here as well and leave you adolescents to think about it, not that I don't know if that's even possible for likes of you!

See, ya!
>> No. 17918
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17918
>>17917
Bye Mykan!
Oh come on, I know it is you.

Okay, speaking of this unicorn shitfest, in the ic is a bit of information some friend of mine send me about what Mykan plans with the main cast
>> No. 17919
>>17918
Damn, I see it now.

The pointless caps, ellipses, claims of girlfriend stalking. Well played, Mykan.
>> No. 17921
>>17919

"Well played" nothing. I caught on the second I saw those posts. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if that other white knight earlier was also Mykan.
>> No. 17922
>>17921
Well aren't you clever? Compared to his previous disguises, this one was the T-1000.
>> No. 17942
I figured someone would piece together it was Mykan. He does a shit job at hiding himself.
>> No. 17952
>>17922
I am clever, thank you!

>>17918
"Apple cannon?" You're kidding. You're kidding, right? That's on par with "TUXEDO MASK CORKSCREW KICK!" as far as ridiculous attack names go.
>> No. 17960
>>17952
Tell it the guy himself. As far as I see it, even anonymous can go and review his fnfics. He only deletes the comments who tell him how much he sucks.
>> No. 17963
>Unicornelius

Nice try...
>> No. 18000
Newsflash from the MLU front: Looks like Mykan actually plans on writing a second fanfiction as soon as possible cause he wants to ship now Twilight and Lightning.
>> No. 18009
>>18000
Nice get.

You know what? We should all just make FF.net accounts and leave reviews of this story with them, so he can't erase them.
>> No. 18019
*Sighs*

You never learn, you never read, and you never comprehend... do you?

I never said Lightning would be shipped with Twilight. Lightning is going to be with Starla
>> No. 18028
>>18019

Yeah, you just blow up Equestria so that all the ponies there and your little alicorn knock offs have to live in one and the same place where you can tell everyone how cool this new lace without villains and such is. And why are there no villains? Because you turned Discord in a joke.
>> No. 18081
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18081
Looks like Mykan according to his own words doesn`t want to post on this thread anymore, cause he considers the bronies a bunch of pathetic losers who believe in lies everyone tells them and can`T just talk in a civilized manner.
Well then, in the meantime, learn why he actually hates the show so much, he was not able to watch more than perhaps 10 episodes (mostly related to celestia, which he has fallen in love with)
>> No. 18090
>>18019
No one cares.

I mean... good god, you called the villain of your story Nightmaricus.

Nightmaricus.

I mean, I thought Celesto was bad. You took the Grand Ruler, the only character you could possibly claim was original - even if it was only superficial - and you steal the name of an existing character, because you knew you couldn't just call him Mykan. Worse, you shipped him WITH the SAME CHARACTER whose name you stole.

But Nightmaricus?

You want people to take that seriously?

Nightmaricus.

Amazing. You even eradicated the pun in Nightmare Moon's name (Mare means female horse, it also means a crater in the moon's surface. Combined with Night, it means bad dreams. I EXPLAIN THIS BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T SEEM TO GET IT THE INSTANT YOU SAW IT, UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE), so you've effectively ensured that it's not even tangentially subtle or clever.

Didn't you say you were only concerned with creating something original? And your definition was 'something no-one has ever done before'?

And then you make the bad guy melt with their minions to make a super powerful opponent. Yeah, like we've never seen that before.

Congratulations on failing to live up to even your own expectations.
>> No. 18097
I tried everything I could, but there was no name for the MERGED Nightmare...

As for Celesto for Grand Ruler's, I told you before I did my research, but that was all that could be used in so very little time.
>> No. 18098
And answer me this...

If you really didn't care, why are you to such incredible legnths to bitch and complain about it like a 6 year old who lost their dog?
>> No. 18099
http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/1/Celesto

See that... I didn't steal the name Celesto (KA-LES-TOE)

I researched... that and 100s of other names before it. IT was the only that would work best and I was running out of time.
>> No. 18114
>>18099
Your name doesn't have "REAL" in it. I don't trust a thing you say.
>> No. 18115
Yeah... well it is a real name... ya don't believe me... look it up.

Ya won't do it= You're an idiot
>> No. 18117
>>18114

YOUR name doesn't have "REAL" in it either, son. How do I know you're the real TK and not some mocker scum imposter?
>> No. 18118
Well Celesto is a real name... I did research, and considered other names. But it wasn't easy...

Especially the great problem that Celestia's name represented.
>> No. 18119
>>18118

Ah, yes. The great problem. To which there can be only one Final Solution. I see exactly where you're going with this, Mein Kleines Fuhrer.
>> No. 18120
Whatever that name is... I can't use it...

Celestia means "heavenly"

which means I had to find a male name that meant "Heveanly" or something just as nice, Celesto was the best one I could find but I was rather skeptical on using it as it seemed much like Celestia's name, but with no more prep time, and no alternitive plan... there was no other opiton
>> No. 18121
>>18120
Say Michael, why are you not telling everyone that you have already an idea for a sequel where a song number from Teletubbies will be included. You know, cause you liked to watch the show as you told me yesterday.
>> No. 18130
Because YOU don't get your facts straight THAT'S WHY
>> No. 18131
>>18130
Hearing that from someone who thinks that Discord is a walking joke, is kinda funny. After all, you yourself did not get your facts right regarding the main cast of FiM. And really Michael, you think that a song from Teletubbies, a shw that even most two year olds considered shit will in any way improve your fanfic ideas? I already thought it "adorable" that you want to screw up Trixie in your idea, by making her Abra`s archnemesis.
>> No. 18132
Hmm, I do not believe this "Mykan" is the real Mykan either. His posts are not a barrage of typos, peculiar grammar and strained insults taken from old cartoons.
>> No. 18134
Discord IS a joke to me...

and once again... you didn't get your FACTS Straight.

I said Trixie will be Abra's Rival, not her archnemesis, a big difference
>> No. 18135
>>18131

It has been suggested that Teletubbies is just a very pastel version of 'I have no mouth and I must scream'. It becomes infinitely more interesting if you look at it from that perspective.

Or if you're high as fuck.

Of course, Mykan doesn't read books, and though he certainly acts like it I very much doubt he does drugs.
>> No. 18137
>>18134
You know, I also start to ask myself, if you are the real Mykan and not just a copycat. Cause a copycat could just use all the lines already said here or go along with what others say about him.
>> No. 18138
Of course I don't do drugs...!

Besides... Maniak... what I showe dyou is not a song... its just music.

Songs are combination of Lryics and Melody. I just liked the music of that skit, that's all.
>> No. 18139
>>18138
Okay guys my bad. That guy is the real Michael. The elipsis are back.

Also Michael, why do you think that Discord is lame. Because he is not some evil, constantly laughing moron and cliched Power Rangers villain who just blows shit up and doesn`t have a plan? See Michael, that is the difference between Discord and your villains in general: Discord has imagination and can come up with his own plans. Your villains are always clichéd, one dimensional baddies and their "best" plans are something you steal from Armageddon, GoldenEye or Super Paper Mario.
>> No. 18141
Uh... DUH...!

I didn;t get Discords idea from Power Rangers... most of my villians were inspire by Sailor Moon villians.

And the plan WAS to blow things up. What Discord did doesn't thrill or scare me or make me go "Cool" at all... not even the way he speaks is good enough.

And DUH, again... those things are so cool to me, they will NEVER... EVER be beaten! NEVER... not by me... not by you... not by Faust... or anyone to me
>> No. 18142
>>18141
Please. If they would have been inspired by Sailor Moon, there would be more appeal to them and a few henchmen would have goten away better than in your story. Cause you know, even the henchmen in Sailor Moon got sometimes away good. Yours get blownup by merging Power rangers style with Nightmare Moon, which by the way was a joke.

Really, you just screwed up Nightmare Moon and Discord royally. Nightmare Moon because you did use her even less good than she was used in the pilot episodes and Discord because you don`t get the concept of "silly" reality wrpers, who still "torture" the main characters by what can be considered kiddy friendly mind rape.
But that does not surprise me, cause your definition of "torturing" characters (something you love to do) is blowing them up in atom bomb explosions or making them feel really, really bad for not having kissed the ass of your ownchara or Beastboy enough.

I mean come on. Discord and Nightmare Moon, what you could have all done.
e.g. (just so you have an idea what most people with a brian would have come up with) here some things Discord could do:

Let every mountain in the world erupt and spill hot tomatosauce

Let is snow whipped cream, that turns into concrete the moment it hits the ground.

Attack your flying palace with WWI airplanes that shoot gummy bears at Mach 2.

Swap the genders of your sexist main cast.

Turn the mane of your grand Ruler into noodles he then uses as ingredient for his noodle soup, while breaking two of his horns as sticks to eat them.
>> No. 18143
Uh huh... what Discord too babish for me. Not dramatic and horific enough.

I don't want the mountains to errupt goodies... I want the mountains destroyed

Get the idea?

What Discord does to me is a joke and not the Chaos I prefer to use.
>> No. 18144
>>18143
Okay, then lets go all cupcakes on your ponies. I have no problem with the idea of dissecting your little unicorns, replace their intestines with candy and then turn them into piniatas for your racist mexican stereotypes called Dyno and Myte.
>> No. 18145
I don't know Cupcakes... and leave my Unicorns alone!

When Nightmare was killed...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtDhYCE_9gg
>> No. 18146
>>18145
Michael, you didn`t leave Equestria out of this.
I am not leaving your little brian damaged teletubby alicorns out of it. Personally I even suggest they get a tour through the Rainbow Factory. And if you want to write something "horrifying" regarding MLP, I really suggest you write something like I described.

As for your video, yeah, nice explosion in the end. Too bad the author of MLU is way too dumb to actually show something like that in a proper long description to build up an atmosphere of awesomeness and rather narrates the plot in a manner similiar to a five year old summing up his favorite episode of Transformers.
>> No. 18147
Equestria... that pathetic excuse of a kingdom got what it had coming to it. Besides... you would've acted like this anyway, whther I did it or not.

And... you... comparing me to a five year old.

A five year old who doesn't even know how to read or write too well yet, and isn't even allowed to watch shows like Transformers as much, compared to me... a 25 year old whos been around much longer and knows a whole lot more than a 5 year old.

You are some Idiot, Maniak, ya know that.

I repeat, Leave my unicorns alone!

I alreayd have ideas ot make you more pissed off when Twlight fails one of her tests.
>> No. 18149
>>18147
That "pathetic excuse" of a kingdom is still a better place than your little Unicornicopia, which is more or less an Orwellian state controled by the Grand Babysitter, who keeps his unicorns away from real life and raises a warrior race, which could be easily made into the punchline of a nazi joke. Then again, your so called "fearless" warriors already get traumatized by one nightmare.

And yeah Michael, you are basically a five year old when it comes down to storytelling. See, five year olds may not watch as much cartoons as you do, but that is because a few parents still care about what their kids watch and want them rather to go out and have fun there. You on the other hand are a 25 year old man, who lives at home for now 7 years without any intention of getting a job or getting a new education. Instead you watch reruns of kindergarten shows like "Today`s Special", Care Bears and some shitty cartoons as 6teen, which give you nightmares cause there did not something happen you wanted to see.

Dear lord, you get nightmares from FiM cause you can`t believe that friendship is important, cause you never made good friends.

You want to call yourself mature and then you have interests like that you enjoy without a little bit tongue in cheek humour. Also, I don`t think it is very mature to write a "MLP knock off" because you want to take revenge on twilight and Co for two reasons:
1. They are girls
2. They are dealing partly with the subject of friendship, something you can`t understand at all.

And making Twilight fail at something? Big deal. What are you going to do? Rewrite "Lesson Zero"?
>> No. 18150
No it wasn't and you can't say that it is and make it true. Equestria was weak, and easily conquered and destroyed.

Your still wrogn about the five year old, a lot of people would smack you if you sai danythign like that in public.

Twilight needs to learn about being a warrior, and not eveything is how it seems.

"You need to take the time to use your head, befor eyou ever use your magic or a weapon in battle"

And they aren't Nightmares...
>> No. 18151
And friendship? Pah!

How is friendship going to desrtoy the monsters...

What are you going to do... offer the demon a flower? Invite it for milk and cookies? Let it join in your games.

You got a lot to learn the difference between animals and Evil Demons
>> No. 18155
>>18151
Destruction really is all you can care about Michael, isn`t it? That and you want to feel always so special, making yourself more important than anybody else. Why else would there be so many self inserts otherwise in your stories. Like in the one where you set London on fire.
>> No. 18156
Because who else is there... HMMMMM?

When your alone its hard to think up things you don't experience with. Ya gotta suck it up... use what you got
>> No. 18159
Holy shit, get a room you two.
>> No. 18161
>>18159
Nah, I just want him to spill the beans a bit more. Also, he is not my type.
>> No. 18162
I got the perfect room in mind TK, a torture chamber where I can strap you to the rack and watch my unicorns teach you about respect and manners!

Honestly, you're no beter than Manaik, and you need just as much help as he does
>> No. 18164
>>18162
So you want to "help" us by using the same methods as the inquisition. Yeah, you are so mature.
Then again, what would you know about torture?
>> No. 18165
>>18162
Look, I know you are already going into the direction certain other bronies went, but unlike you, we don`t want to be part of your little kinky self insert SM fantasy. Sweet Jesus, who do you think you are? George Takei?
>> No. 18166
>>18162
Dude, I've already seen >>17283, so I know what kind of torture you are into. I'll pass on that.
>> No. 18168
I get the feeling that Mykan would be some kind of horrible, ultra-violent rapist, but luckily he's too terrified of his own penis to attempt anything.
>> No. 18171
I would never rape anyone EVER!!!

I want no sexual ANYTHING whatsoever in my life... in fact if I could have my way... people would be having their babiesw via testubes, or surrogation, but no nasty stuff in bed! Uhn uhn
>> No. 18172
>>18171

Ok, I take back what I said. You clearly wouldn't be a rapist.

It's more likely that you would kidnap prostitutes and gut them like fish as punishment for being "filthy"...
>> No. 18173
>>18171
You know how you sound? Like the guys who ruled the planet in Brave New World. Heck, considering your acting, if you would ever come in some sort of power position, you would probably try and turn Canada in your own dystopia, reminiscent of the crap in your fanfics. Watch out Canada: Michael Mikulak is going to turn you all into lobotomized androgynous Dakaris.

Seriously, you try not to sound like a creep? You just sounded like some degenerated Scientology member.
>> No. 18175
>>18171
Ha ha, wut? How are you going to enforce that? Put security cameras in everyone's bedroom and arrest them if they fuck? Cover every cock and vagina in cement? Make people read your fanfiction so they lose all sex drive?
>> No. 18176
>>18173

That's what I find so infinitely fascinating about Mykan. In trying to save his "reputation", he comes off as an even bigger asshole. And he keeps doing it, again and again and again. That guy really can't see patterns.
>> No. 18180
No I wouldn't murder anyone either!

And the only thing I'm going to do is not interact with those kind of people at all!

In fact better yet... don't interact PERIOD..
>> No. 18181
>>18180
And that is the reason why "Friendship is magic" is completely lost at you: Cause you as a human being already fail to comprehend the idea of how human interaction is really important.

Hands up everyone, who sees in Michael a classic example of "evil cannot comprehend good"?
>> No. 18182
>>18180
"No I wouldn't murder anyone either!"

Except good taste.

"In fact better yet... don't interact PERIOD.."

Your characters interact with each other, and they get by fine. Funny how you think you don't need friends to get by, but all your characters have them.
>> No. 18183
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18183
Oh Michael, it is so amusing to read about your "cast" ideas. Oh and you are voicing the Grand Ruler? Well then, that was all the proof needed to show once and for all that you are a self insert Mary Sue. Congratulation. How does it feel to be worse than Nyx?
>> No. 18184
Get serious Maniak... I am not Celesto... I just give him his voice...
>> No. 18185
As for you TK...

I am ME...

Characters are NOT me...

There is no comparison.

Get yourself some help
>> No. 18186
Does anybody see the irony in a person who finds sex despicable and filthy, yet writes his favorite cartoon couple as horny, sex-driven maniacs? Almost as ironic as a guy who hates Friendship is Magic, but kind of wants to fuck Celestia.
>> No. 18187
I want to do no such thing, moron!

You can get yourself some help too
>> No. 18188
>>18186
I take insult in the fact that my username gets associated with the "sex addicted parodies" Michael calls his favorite couples.

And Michael, if we need help, what is it that you need? A lobotomy?
>> No. 18189
This coming formt he people who need a lobotmy more than anyone else
>> No. 18191
>>18189
Do you even know, what a lobotomy is? After all, you think that because you are a catholic, you are not a christian.
>> No. 18192
>>18189
I think you may have already gotten a lobotomy.
>> No. 18193
Lobotmy means brain removal/alternation

Which I don't need. There's always an alternative, and my way works just fine!
>> No. 18194
>>18193
>brain removal/alternation
>Which I don't need

..... Naaaahhhh. Too easy.
>> No. 18195
I repeat... I don't need a lobotamy.
>> No. 18196
>>18195
True, your head's empty enough as it is.
>> No. 18197
At least I have a head that I use... unlike someone like YOU who only uses his mouth
>> No. 18198
>>18197

You realize that the mouth is still located on the head, right? You fail at insulting people.
>> No. 18199
Who cares Dr Asswipe! Any more false philosphie syou'd like to unleash?
>> No. 18201
>>18199
False philosophies, huh? How about magic is believing?
>> No. 18202
More like Friendship is Magic...

Lots of Twlight's lesson were wrong, and don't apply to the real world...
>> No. 18203
>>18199

... Wh-... What does that even mean?!?

Do you EVER make sense, you severely disturbed creature?! What the hell are you talking about, "false philosophies"??

Was that something you heard in a cartoon or something?

Why are you not on heavy medication?!?
>> No. 18204
Because medication is not nessecary!

I don't need it!
>> No. 18205
>>18202
how exactly? Come on. Name at least five lessons and try to explain how they are false in your eyes. Come on.

Also, am I still the only one who thinks it is ridiculous how this guy wants to start a cutie mark crusade against friendship, but wants to rely on something like "Faith" which as history shows, has been exploited in much darker ways than "friendship"?
>> No. 18206
Okay...

Twilight said "IT doesn't matte rhow galmorus you are" or something like that... "Just being yourself is being a good friend"

WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!
>> No. 18207
>>18206
Okay first off, I said name at least five things she said. That means, quote them exactly and like in any good argument give an explanation of why you think they are wrong. Calling them out to be "wrong" by shouting like Lex Luthor does not make you look like a mature adult person on tis boad. And considering that this board is devoted to a cartoon mostly aimed for little kids, and that in this forum the leading threads are about porn fics, that says a lot.
>> No. 18208
>>18206

...And? You need to offer some kind of rationale as well.
>> No. 18209
>>18204
Everything you say indicates otherwise.

>>18206
Oh of course she's wrong. Everyone knows true friends must be glamorous at ALL times.
>> No. 18210
>>18207

You expect Mykan to possess any kind of self-distance? He seems to loathe the concept even more than he loathes the cartoon characters he writes about.
>> No. 18211
Fine... but I can't quote them word for word... I only heard them once...

-It's not how you look, it's how smart you are and what you can do (Wrong) These days all anyone cares about is looks, and what might make you smart doesn't make you seem worthy in other people's eyes,

-Helping people is a way to make friends (Wrong) You can help total strangers out, and never see them agian... you can even hjelp people you knoe and what do you get for it... yelling screaming and scolding...

-everyone is special in their own way (Wrong) especially acroddrin to you mockers...
>> No. 18212
>>18210
I am fully aware of that, but I am just trying to get to other people who may read this thread and either feel shame or laugh their asses of, what this guy does wrong.

By the way, am I the only one who thinks that Mykan in many regards could actually be a villain in a MLP stor? After all, he is the emotional embodiment of everything contrary to the Elements of Harmony.
>> No. 18213
>>18211

Those aren't valid reasons. Just more proof that you're a misanthrope and a cynic. You seem to need to constantly justify for yourself that you can be an asshole just because "everyone" is.
>> No. 18214
Hey evereyone is an asshole... it's how the world works
>> No. 18215
>>18213
Please, that is an insult against cynics. Dr. House is also a cynic and he has more redeeming qualities than Michael will ever have.
>> No. 18216
>>18214
Says a man who never worked in this world.
>> No. 18217
>>18212

Heh, that's Ok. He does a pretty fine job of that himself, though.

As for a villain? He certainly has the pettiness and cynicism down, but a defining part of his personality seems to be a complete aversion to actually do anything with his life. A villain lacking any kind of ambition... really wouldn't be much of a villain.
>> No. 18218
Doesn't matter who has a job or what your job is... and asshole is an asshole
>> No. 18219
>>18214

The world is actually full of friendly and caring people. It's how civilization has come as far as it has. Altruism is probably the single greatest thing that separates us from animals. Maybe even the one deciding factor in humans gaining sapience at all.

But you don't see that. You are an asshole yourself, and desperately want to see everybody else as assholes too. It's easier for you that way. As long as you can view society that way, you can give yourself reason to remain in your sad little make-believe world, where you control everything and there is no conflict. Because you say so.
>> No. 18220
So well, lets play a game I like to call, how many negative personality aspects does Michael have that make him actually "evil" (especially in regard of the show he wanted to mock here)

1. He is driven by a desire for revenge
May it now be for fictional characters to the point he blows up schools or destroy universes, or his desire to see people he does not like being harmed. Like he wished TK fans to be put in jail for not worshipping Davis and even participating in a flame war. And to go even further, thi desire mostly steems from very pityful reasons, like favorite couples not coming together or thinking that teaching people about other positive aspects in life than "faith" is evil.

2. Being lazy
He thinks the entire world has to give him money and that he should be a celebrity without actually doing something like going to school to get a proper education. At the age of 25 nonetheless.

And (regarding the EoH)

3. He is a liar
He would lie his way out of any situation, like denying he wished someone to be raped and try to find excuses of how he was in the right to do so.

4. He is greedy
He wants to have everything but does nothing to earn it

4. He is cruel
Look up his treatment of fictional characters or learn about how he planed to make his sister feel miserable for moving up with her life. One idea included also to imagine how he blows up the bachelor party of some relative.

5.He hates anything that other people enjoy
In his words, he can only find stuff to make himself feel less pissed about the world. He can`t enjoy the simple things in life, alone watching one episode of FiM made him sick for three days and I think even laughing once nowadays would actually make his chin muscles hurt.

6. He abandons other people/is disloyal.
I know a bunch of people he once called his friends and abandoned the moment they basically said him to get help.

7. He does not comprehend the concept of friends.
Yeah, I think that is something I don`t have to explain by now. In fact it makes him kinda like Voldemort if you ask me.

So yeah, all traits we need to consider Mykan a villain for a MLP story or at least for the fanbase by now. Or at least we would if he wasn`t even more one dimensional than his actual villains and had ambition.
>> No. 18221
Your a liar maniak... I'm not any of those things
>> No. 18222
Lets look at what makes all of you evil...

-You also wish for revenge...

You see these fics and videos and get so upset about what you've seen that you say "It deserves to be mocked" So you mock for revenge

-You are disrespectful

You think only certain people should be allowed to live and be given chances.

-You are judgemental

You assume without gaining proper, PHYSICAL, and ACTUAL facts, and just assume how people talk act and what they will do.

You also judge people entirley by who they write!

-You diliberalty wish for war

You wish to actually meet these people in person and beat them up yourselves or whish someone else to beat them up for you, and for WHAT? Nothing, that's what.

...

My list is way more accurate that yours. All you posted wer enothing but lies
>> No. 18223
>>18220

Aye. His complete lack of ambition is what keeps him from being-...

Uhm, actually, can you imagine a Mykan with actual ambition? The mere thought fills me with dread.
>> No. 18224
Of O had ambition people would get pissed at me... so I abandonded that
>> No. 18225
>>18222

Notice that there were people who tried to offer you friendly and constructive criticism. Notice also that none of them are left. They have all given up.

And of course we mock. You write petty little revenge fics. Do you think we should praise them? We are more than happy to welcome amateur writers, but here's the thing: Amateur writers want to improve. They want to refine their writing techniques. You, on the other hand... You have made it very clear that you have no such desires. You simply want to write to correct what you see as unforgivable sins in old cartoons. You're in no way interested in reading what others have written, and care only about yourself.

The one who doesn't believe in being given chances is you, Mykan. You've bitched and whined through this entire thread that you can't change, that you don't want to change because people are assholes.

>>18224

Case in point.
>> No. 18227
Friendly...?

Listen...c laling my characters mistakes, and plotting to have them diceted is not my idea of a handshake
>> No. 18228
Besides... it's also what I READ that got me into this to begin with...

The first fics I ever read were almost exactly I try to wrtie them now... about sadness and anger and heart break.

-As long as she's happy (Digimon) That was the one that got me going "I'd like to make hitngs like this"
>> No. 18229
>>18222
"You also wish for revenge..."
We mock for fun, not revenge.

"You think only certain people should be allowed to live and be given chances. "
No one here thinks you shouldn't live and you've been given chances.

"You assume without gaining proper, PHYSICAL, and ACTUAL facts"
I've known you for four years. I've gained plenty of facts in that time.

"You diliberalty wish for war"
Well, I am a Republican.
>> No. 18230
>>18227
And telling me that you think Twilight and co, fictional characters by the way, deserve to lose everything they have and to be tortured in some way cause they are weak and pathetic shall in any way tell us that you are willing for a handshake towards the entire fanbase and the show in general?
You want to be treated with respect? First you should also show respect to the show in general.
>> No. 18231
>>18227

You have a history of Mary Sues and revenge fics. And whaddya know, your latest literary dreck was, too!

As I said, did you expect people to praise your little wish fulfillment?
>> No. 18232
Which proves TK.. it is YOU who deserves to be punished

Face it there's nothing you can do to stop me...
>> No. 18233
If I give respect to the show people will get angry
>> No. 18234
>>18232
Stop you? Why would I do that?
>> No. 18235
Come on TK... don't ya wanna prove your more than just talk?

Face it TK you can't win
>> No. 18236
>>18235
Mykan, considering that all the stuff you said here is wonderful material for an entire "saga" on ED, I would say that either way, you lose. Sure, you will not become an instant chris chan, but you actually are on the best way to that now. Seriously, all people would now need is you making a video with camera telling canadian bronies they suck and that you will be at Anime North this year.
>> No. 18237
You really think I go around telling people they suck at Anime North... wow... your even more deluded than I thought.

Exactly what DO YOU think I do at Anime... go ahead tell me...

What do I do at Anime north give a FULL and complete scrpite of what you think I do
>> No. 18238
>>18228

So, you want to write angst fics. The most base of all fan fiction. The type that most writers abandon even before they're out of their teens, and then look back on with shame and regret. Angst fics are just as much mental masturbation as Mary Sue fics. Together they make up the building blocks for the very worst kind of fan fic.

That's not to say that sad fics can't be good. Oh no. With subtle buildup and nuanced characterizations, a writer can really move a person to tears.

But, that's not what you want to do, is it? You're not interested in characters with personality. Your characters are archetypes. Your stories are built on a handful of old, worn tropes. In order to write believable characters, you would have to accept that people can feel a number of different, often conflicting emotions, and that's too much for your brain to handle. Thus you base your characters on cliches and stereotypes. Because that's easy.
>> No. 18239
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18239
>>18235
What exactly are you proposing? You want me to meet you IRL so you can beat me with your staff? Who's the one making threats now?
>> No. 18241
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18241
>>18237

... Dress up as your Gary Stu and make an ass of yourself?
>> No. 18242
Try again... Tell me WORD FOR WORD...

What do you think I do... what do you think I say... Where od you think I go?
>> No. 18243
And now you can add a new thing to the list... exactly WHAT possible thing do I do at AN make sme an Ass?

But first you have to give me the WORD FOR WORD thing
>> No. 18244
>>18242
You hang around outside the convention center and tell people with cameras about your Dakari story. The Conventioneers joke about your Burger King crown and visible erection.
>> No. 18245
>>18243

Gee, I'd say that cosplaying as YOUR OWN CHARACTER pretty much tops the list for egotistical douchebaggery.
>> No. 18246
First of all... dressing up as a character, either mad eup or not... does not qualifiy... I've seen other sbe their own character..

And THIS is what I do...

I head to the dealers room and look around at merchandise, DVDs, Cards, figurines, items you can't find anywhere else. They even have weapons and old video games slightly used, but a GREAT BUY. (Day one is usually for price comparing. Don't buy anything just yet)

Sometimes I admire others people's costumes and give them nice compliments. When someone asks to take my picture I go "Sure..." and then I pose AS PER REQUEST by the photographer.

Sometimes it gets really crowded in the convention center, and it's really hot inside too. So I do what most people do, I go outside where there's plenty of space and for some fresh air.

When people come up to me to ask for my picture or my Chaarcer's story I just give them my book and I only tell them what they WANT to know (Via Questions) I don't go off and explain the whole thing.

It's also a good place for people to see you, if they want to meet up with you becuase it's hard to spot ONE PERSON in all THAT.

I do NOT tell people they suck...!

I do NOT ASK people to take my picture (You don't ask them... they ask you)

I just stand where I am, and just enjoy
the view and fresh air...

in short... when I go to anime north... I just mind my own business and let other people mind theirs. I go to this place to buy cool things and have a good time, not to boss people around an dmake them miserable like you people would.
>> No. 18247
Now are you trying to tell me... that minding my own business... not botheirng anyone... not trying to put people down... and being really polite... is being an ASS?
>> No. 18248
>>18246

Whenever someone points out one of your flaws; things so obvious that you couldn't possibly deny it, your answer is always the same: Instead of denial, you simply claim that it's Ok for you to act like an ass because others do so as well, thereby shifting the blame.

I would like you to clarify this issue. Do you believe that it's Ok to act in reprehensible ways merely because someone else has done so?

If such is the case, would you reason the same way when it comes to actual crimes, such as theft or assault? I mean, after all, there are people who have committed such felonies, so what's stopping you?
>> No. 18249
I... asked a Question. Now answer it...

Now are you trying to tell me... that minding my own business... not botheirng anyone... not trying to put people down... and being really polite... is being an ASS?
>> No. 18250
>>18247

To be honest, I'm having difficulties believing your words. If your behavior online is in any way indicative of your real-life views, I very much doubt you would be able to socialize without any kind of conflict.
>> No. 18251
>>18246
You act normal? Sweet idea. Now try acting like that online.
>> No. 18252
You should Talk TK...

The way you act isn't in any way Regular.

And as for you Anonymus... My online behavior is NOT how I behave in real life!

Got it?
>> No. 18253
>>18252

So... you're basically saying that you're an internet troll?
>> No. 18254
No...

but I am wonder just what IS YOUR definition of acting NORMAL online?

Why would a normal person have any reason to go online anyway?
>> No. 18255
>>18254
Not posting terrible fanfiction and calling on those who dislike it to be raped by lunatics.
>> No. 18256
Not good enough TK...

Becuase every fic to you is like that?

And those that may not be ARE TRASH TO ME
>> No. 18257
>>18254

Don't dodge the issue, Mykan darling. Either you admit to being an asshole online, or to being an asshole in real life.

As for normal? More than two billion people use the internet. That's a sizable portion of the human population. So, yes, normal (by the definition of normal) people must have some kind of reason to go online, wouldn't you say?
>> No. 18258
Furthermore...

The rape thing...

It's not that Lexi didn't like my stuff... its the fact that she said "PLAIN AND CLEAR" that I deserved to be killed for making vids, and other people should be killed for liking my stuff.

That is PUSHING! I was pushed to the edge!
>> No. 18259
>>18254
Normal people also don't get nightmares from cartoon characters not getting married or fantasize about strapping cartoon characters they don't like to bombs.

>>18256
"Because every fic to you is like that?"

Pretty much, but most of those writers aren't grown men.
>> No. 18260
No I don't say... if you want to be normal... you do things that ARE normal as in... don't fantasize.

I'm only an ass online when someone has been an ass to me FIRST... the same may pply to real life... if you only saw what happened around my house last night you'd agree...
>> No. 18261
>>18258

No, Mykan, that's just you stooping lower than a rude little child.
>> No. 18262
Oh you'd be surprised TK...

And they arne't nightmares...
>> No. 18263
Well you're not exactly looking liek a basket of fruit yourself Anonymus (You're just as Rude)
>> No. 18264
>>18260

Don't... fantasize...???

Whoa!
>> No. 18265
>>18258
That's no excuse. If someone says that to you then you leave. You don't escalate it.
>> No. 18266
Well you said NORMAL didn't you?

And somehow...

Green Animal Morphing boys

Ponies that can talk and do magic

Fling mopeds...

They don't seem very normal at all
>> No. 18267
>>18263

Again, you're trying to shift the blame to someone else. Is this the only attempt you can make at a retort?

I mean, seriously. On a psychological/developmental level, people (save for the mentally challenged) grow past that kind of hollow reasoning at roughly age five or six.
>> No. 18268
But TK... what if they don't LET YOU leave...

What if they then grab you by the shirt, or break dishes, or some of YOUR THINGS that your bought...? Hmm...?

Those kinda things to me cannot go unpunished
>> No. 18269
No I'm not shifting the blame... it's a fact of reality...

Think about it... is a pink and purple spotted Drgaon something normal?
>> No. 18270
>>18268

Then you behave like a responsible adult. Why would you let yourself be intimidated by children? How would you even end up in a situation like that?
>> No. 18271
And not me... I had to deal with it every single day of life and it's only grown worse over the years...

Besides... when I was 6 things were any better... my first came loose becuas eI was punched in the mouth for no reason
>> No. 18272
>>18269

Of course not. Anyone who believed something like that would be certifiably insane. I mean, just imagine if I got so upset by, oh, I don't know, Trixie ruining Rarity's mane that I had nightmares about it for years and dedicated all my time to correct everything I saw as flawed in My Little Pony by writing revenge fiction fueled by impotent rage! That wouldn't be very normal... would it?
>> No. 18273
Behaving like a responsible adult doesn't work... not what I've been involved in.

Even when I do the right thing I got yelled scolded at and never heard the end of it.

And Lexi's not a child she's almost 17... and she was 16 when she said me and my fans should die and returns fire with the rape thing
>> No. 18274
>>18271

So? Isn't it about time you grew up then? Isn't it about time you stopped acting like a child yourself? I mean, hell, you're somehow less mature than the majority of basement dwellers out there.
>> No. 18275
I agree it's not normal to be haunted by cartoons...

But hey... as long as you can gain SOME control over it... sure my way doesn't move on from it... BUT...

-It doens't hurt anyone else
-I don't drag people into it DILIBERATLY
-I choose to face it alone becuase it's my silly problem.

I'm not really hurting anyone else or causing problems diliberatly. So at leats it's not really dnagerous.
>> No. 18276
If I grow up... it means I'm gonna leave a lot of things that I love behind and never think of them again.

Besides... there are still a lot fo things I don't understand... and probably wasn't made to understand...

Like bills... taxes... prices... electronices... I Just don't understand them...

Heck aren't there thing syou don't understand?
>> No. 18277
>>18275

Oh, but you are dragging people into it, Mykan dear. This whole thread is testament to the fact.
>> No. 18278
Did I force you to come into here?

Did I force you to read my fic/watch my vid?
>> No. 18279
>>18276

No-one is born with extensive knowledge of the world.

That's why we strive to learn. That's why we strive to study and better ourselves.

Hell, I could reason the very same way that you do. I, too, could play the autism card if I wanted. But I won't. If I make a mistake, I try to learn from it. If I insult someone, I make sure I know what I said wrong and learn why it was hurtful. If I don't understand how something works, I ask.

It would be so easy to simply say, "Oh, I have no need for friends. I have no need for a normal life. I just want to stay at home where it's safe." But I won't.

Taxes? Bills? Don't give me that bullshit. I suffer from severe dyscalculia, and I have never once had bad credit. It's not impossible, it's merely a handicap.

I mean, fuck, who hasn't been afraid? Who hasn't been uncertain? Who hasn't been bullied and harassed and whatever. All the more reason to grow the fuck up and put such things behind you.

Had you been entirely mentally retarded, then yes, you would have had an excuse. But you're not. It's called "high-functioning" for a reason. If you're too much of a coward to face the world, then blame yourself. Don't blame others.
>> No. 18280
No, I wasn't taught the things you were taught, so others CAN take a partial blame... it's not ALL MY fault.

I don't know how to read bills or Taxes, and I know for a fatc I wouldn't to pay them.

Also you need to look at it from other views...

Why would I learn so many wonderful things... when I don't really want to talk to other people much in real life?

"why would I have a telephone if I didn't talk? that would be ridiculous, as well as a total waste of money"

So ya see... you have to consider every last microscopic thing!

Heck... I don't know how banking works... I don't use cards very often.
>> No. 18281
Don't you see... it may be my responsibility to be WILLING to learn things...

but it's someone elses responsibility to TEACH... GUIDE... or HELP you.

I may be teaching myself to animate... but I know that in the end I can only do so much, but at leats I was able to do something consideribly amazing to some

That I want to set an example (You don't really have to buy a whole bunch of things you may not need and you can do just as good as job with what you have)
>> No. 18282
>>18280

You can't just say that you don't know. I mean, hell, what's so strange about it? It takes maybe half an hour to look the details up online. At it's very most basic; you request a service (for example electricity), sign up for an account, and every month you receive a paper with a sum on it that you're supposed to pay. What is there not to get? Hell, if you can't handle online banking, just head to your local bank and have a teller take care of it. How is that difficult?
>> No. 18284
I's very difficult becuase I don't know how to negociate either. (I'm not allowed ot either without a gaurdian, gov rules)

My dad is over 50, and he still doesn't how to opperate today's new tecnology. Like the TV remote, or how to even TURN a computer ON...

Stranger things and cases have happened, and they are out there. I know this...
>> No. 18285
>>18284

So? Still no excuse. The government can't force you to remain with your family, especially if they have such a bad influence on you. If your family is that fucked up, all the more reason to move the hell away from them. You should -easily- qualify for a PA. What more could you possibly need?
>> No. 18287
Actully you'd be very surprised...

The gov once kept calling us and acusing us for things we didn't do...

What the heck is a PA...

I'm gonna make it easier... This is a list of all the things I took in High School and how many times I took them

-Math x4
-Science x3 (Graduated from first)
-English x4
-History x1
-Civics x1
-Law x1
-P.E x1.5 (Transfered out of)
Dramatic arts x1.5 (Transfered into, got two awards)
Geography x1
Computers x3
Graphics x1 (Was student of the year)
Art x1
Literacy x1

My final half year I took Co-op (TEaches about the workforce)
>> No. 18288
Oopse... left out two others

Home baking x2

Kitchen x1
>> No. 18289
>>18287

Personal Assistant. You know, if you for one reason or another can't deal with certain elements of daily life. Saying that the government somehow keeps you imprisoned with your family is... no. That kind of stuff doesn't happen.

Besides, I... really don't see your point. So you flunked at studying? Big deal. There are various kinds of adult educations. Heck, you can go with distance studies if you absolutely feel that you don't want to be near people.

I don't see a single reason why you shouldn't be able to move away from home, besides you clinging on to what you know and what you find "safe".
>> No. 18291
I didn't flunk studying... I never had to study too much. Since nothing ever reakky went on with me... and I had a photographic memory it was hard t forget what I had learned in class...

I didn't study very much and got 80s in my science courses.

...

The thing is I was never taugth the ACTUAL things of real life...

The only thing ever remotley close I learned was coutning up sums of money in math for furnishing homes... It would cost at least $3000 just to furnish a bed! and the cheapest one at that!

I'd be beter of hunting for things like that in garbage dumps or people's sidewalks.

And simple... I'm autistic
I don't know how to function in society
I don't know how to look after myself
I'm overly sensitive
I don't know how to talk
I can't pay for a lot of things
I can't travel...

huuuuuuuuuuuu... dare I go on?
>> No. 18292
A part of me also doesn't like t spend money much eithe rbecuas eI worry too much.

I'm saving my money for anime north... therefore... I have to fight temptation.

-Don't buy new shoes
-Don't collect items (You may not need anyway and find there for cheaper)

I don't even order pizzas much...
>> No. 18293
>>18287

"I'M SO SMART YOU GUYS, AND CAPABLE TOO. DON'T BELIEVE ME? WELL, HERE ARE MY GRADES FROM HIGH SCHOOL, WHICH I GRADUATED FROM SIX OR SEVEN YEARS AGO. BOOM, MOTHERFUCKER.

"STILL DON'T BELIEVE ME? OH, WELL THAT'S TOO BAD, BECAUSE NOW I'M ABOUT TO LAY MY FINGERPAINT PICTURES FROM PRESCHOOL ON YOUR ASS.

"WHAT NOW, HUH? BITCHES LEAVE."
>> No. 18294
*Picks ear*

Ah! Was that really necessary...?

And I do not act like that at all!

I didn't attend any Grad ceremonies... I just picke dup my diploma and left.
>> No. 18295
>>18291

The fact that you mention those things as reasons why you fail mean that you are aware of them and can do something about them. They're handicaps. They're not rules to live by.

>And simple... I'm autistic

So? Lots of people are, I am too. Turn it into an advantage. We may not be savants, but we have the capacity for greatness.

>I don't know how to function in society

So get a PA to help you.

>I don't know how to look after myself

Again, PA.

>I'm overly sensitive

Well, then don't be. Take a chill pill. If you're aware that you're overly sensitive, then simply think before you speak. It's a hell of a lot better to be seen as needlessly contemplative than someone who throws temper tantrums all the time.

>I don't know how to talk

Neither do I. Hell, why care about that stuff at all? In holding a conversation, it's most important to learn to let the other person talk anyway.

>I can't pay for a lot of things

Neither can just about anyone. Just for that reason, it's not right to have someone else pay for you.

>I can't travel...

Don't have a car? Take the bus, then.
>> No. 18296
How do you that Green higlight?

And how do you put the messaged on the reply?
>> No. 18297
Also... I have a Gaurdian... and only Such person is allowed to make my negociates... gov rules.

Plus I refuse to take the bus... I'm not allowed to go alone and I can't read directions...

Besides I don't WANT to go out
>> No. 18298
>>18296

To reply, click the post number. To greentext, use >
>> No. 18299
>>18297

Just testing... I think I got it now
>> No. 18301
Anyway... can't we just agree on something here?

Just becuase I don't know these things, and I'm not INTO other thigns some people are.

Doesn't mean I'm a monster, and it doesn't mean I deserve to get hurt or ridiculed

After all... there are other things that can be done to help people that I CAN do with my own skills.
>> No. 18302
>>18297

No, you really want to. Trust me.

I'm going to be very crass here: One day, your parents will die. No matter if it is many years into the future, of old age, or tomorrow, by accident, there will come a day when you no longer have anyone to take care of you. You can't expect people to pamper you for the rest of your life. One day, you will be alone. Such is the natural order of things. You can't change the fact.

The question is: When that happens, will you be able to live on your own as an adult? Or will you remain a child and watch your life crumble to nothing?
>> No. 18303
>>18302

They've alreayd planned it out for me... but I pretty much just don't care what happens to me, as long as my siblings are happy.

And I've probably alreayd told you how I plan to treat living like an adult... if not... I don't think you want to hear it becuase all I'll say is... THEN you can call me a monster
>> No. 18305
>>18303

Well, try us.
>> No. 18306
>>18305

Very well... but I warned you...

I will get up... I will wash... eat... go to work... possibly have lunch... go home... pay bills/taxes... shop for food or supplies or things of importance only... home again... dinner... then to bed (even if it's early)

Then do it all again EXACTLY the same the next day (Saturday too)

This is only half of it... want to hear the rest...?
>> No. 18307
>>18306

Please do.
>> No. 18308
Very well... agian... I warned you.

The blinds stay closed
Don't turn on the lights too often
No potted plants
No pictures on the wall
No books on the shelves
No TV set or computer
Do not answer the phone unless it's work or something important
Do not hangout
Do not engage in most activites
No music
No Drawing/Writing (Unless for work)
Do not shop for luxary... only nessesites

and there could be more...>>18307
>> No. 18311
>>18308

*Shrugs* You know, my mind defaults to the same. It's so comfortable after all. It's so tempting. Nothing is a whole lot easier than anything, after all. But I don't listen to it.
If you want to do shit, you do it. Even if you're scared as hell, just force yourself.

Fuck, do things ESPECIALLY if you're scared of them.

But yeah. I'm beginning to feel like a parrot here: Personal Assistant. It's what they're there for.
>> No. 18312
I got rid of all those thigns so I wouldn't have a relaspe... or I don't like doing them anyway.
>> No. 18315
>>18312

Relapse into what exactly?
>> No. 18316
The best way I figured to not let cartoons get to me was not do things that set them off...

which is ALOT OF THINGS.

Music intensifies it big time
>> No. 18317
>>18316

That's just avoiding your problems. Fuck, that's just going to make things worse. Avoidance is no way to deal with a phobia.
>> No. 18318
IT's not phobia...

It's outrage
>> No. 18320
>>18318

Not per se, but neurologically it's much the same. It's a mental disorder that -should- be treated.
>> No. 18325
I don't see how...

I don't want to fall in love or have offline friends either way
>> No. 18326
I think I've had enough for tonight...

But try to at least see that I'm a not a monster and I'm not violent or self-absorbed...

Just very frustrated, and mentally/emotionally tortured/disturbed
>> No. 18328
>>18326
"disturbed"

Can't argue with that. G'night, Mykan!
>> No. 18333
Oh, hey. the fic is complete, so we can make this public again. Anyone can add their own comments, so here you go, FiMchan users:

Part One:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WJb_GChdFbZK-bhvKffmyw6XTeA6_hv3FUJyA6BnHP0/edit?hl=en_US

Part Two: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yobRQBPFtmHCMXlUIhN9dM6NxAO2EjKEaj-kr7Jth54/edit?hl=en_US

Part Three: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-YHzsXi4HpeCdfI1t-FDmNNcKMknOhqH3f3ycQ0_7QY/edit?hl=en_US

Part Four: https://docs.google.com/document/d/111c9Ld8VfY4ZkjIRp-rR3FX4EGekjJ61XPSBqzId7is/edit?hl=en_US

Part Five: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eVymeueFveW9sw2fq2_42Pgy4f5lRQDnjWVdYnDvk1E/edit?hl=en_US
>> No. 18355
>>18333

Is this really necessary?
>> No. 18358
What no chp 25...

You fail!
>> No. 18364
>>18358

...You're right, I missed a chapter. Fix'd.
>> No. 18368
You really hate them that much?

Well now you know how I feel about the Equestrian's and their lies... not to mention the terrible memories they brought
>> No. 18371
>>18368

Hate? We don't hate your stories. We think they're hilarious!
>> No. 18372
Don't you lie to me...
>> No. 18374
>>18372

No trust me. We're laughing.
>> No. 18388
laugihng becaus eyou hate it
>> No. 18392
What in the hell happened here?
>> No. 18394
Archived Google Docs chat between some of the MST commenters and Mykan:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ko_vTX8AgO0OyQ-udstTxjRMBH3mQPSCJjwaPKud2No/edit?hl=en_US
>> No. 18409
Who cares...

All paths lead to getting beaten up!
>> No. 18419
>>18409

Ooh, I'm sorry, but the correct answer is "Rome." All paths lead to Rome.
>> No. 18420
There is no Rome!

Only The rack!
>> No. 18422
>>18420

That doesn't make any sense. Tell me, when you write your sentences, do you just tape pages from a dictionary to the wall and throw darts at it, then type whatever words you hit and call it a sentence? I'm going to give that a try real quick; hang on.

*ahem*

(Mykan)

-Last night as I was lyin'
Just loungin' in my bed,
Heard such a loony howlin',
Stood my hair up on my head.
Lunged over to the window,
Flipped the floodlight right on.
(opens the window)



Hey, there's a strange girl on the loose
Leapin’ across my lawn!

(Mykan in his window, and the hot girl, dancing on the lawn)

I heard the rebel girl
Let out a…

(Girl)

"Yah-Yah-Yah."

(Mykan)

The little rebel girl,
She cried,

(Girl)

"Yah-Yah-Yah."
“Yah-Yah-Yah."

(Mykan)

I heard the rebel girl
Let out a…

(Girl)

“Yah-Yah-Yah!”

(Mykan)

The little Rebel Girl,
She went…

(Girl)

"Yah-Yah-Yah."
“YAH-YAH-YAH!!"

(Music goes REALLY wild as they both move to the beat!!)

(Screen whirls round and around Horizontally as the girl screams...)

REBEL GIRL!

(Screen whirls round and around Vertically)

(Mykan)

She said…

(Girl)

"You gotta listen,
See, I'm a lean, mean lass.
And if I can’t have you then,
I’ll kill you at the pass
Just wanna live for you and me
And don't say I'm too young
I was born to scream loud for love
At the top of my lu-lu-lungs!"

(Screen whirls round and around Horizontally)

(Mykan)

I heard the rebel girl
Let out a…

(Girl)

"Yah-Yah-Yah."

(Mykan)

The little rebel girl,
She cried,

(Girl)

"Yah-Yah-Yah."
“Yah-Yah-Yah."

(Mykan)

I heard the rebel girl
Let out a…

(Girl)

“Yah-Yah-Yah!”

(Mykan)

The little Rebel Girl,
She went…

(Girl)

"Yah-Yah-Yah."
“YAH-YAH-YAH!!"

(Music goes REALLY wild as they both move to the beat!!)

(Screen whirls round and around Vertically as the girl Screams...)

REBEL GIRL!

(Screen whirls round and around Horizontally)

(Mykan)

Leaned out a little lower,
"Leapin' lizards!" I yell
"You gotta learn a lesson,
Hey, it's late, get lost, Rebel Girl
No way I’m going with you.
Please leave me in peace.

(Police Sirens and Lights)

Looks like you're outta luck, Rebel girl,
Here come the pol-luh-luh-lice!"

(Screen Whirls round and around Vertically)

(Police-Woman)

Hey, little Rebel Girl,
You're too loud, loud, loud.
We know you're lost and lonely
Without a crowd, crowd,
CROWD CORWD!!

(Myself, some neighbours, and other officers runs out to join them)

But listen, Rebel Girl,

(Other neighbours open their windows or head to their balconies)

We got laws, laws, laws!

(Girl)

I'm just a rebel girl
Without a cause, cause, cause!

(EVERYONE)



“REBEL GIRL!!”

(Music goes REALLY wild as EVERYONE moves to the beat!!)

(Screen whirls round and around Horizontally)

“REBEL GIRL!!”

“I’M JUST A REBEL GIRL!!”

(Screen Whirls round and around Vertically)

“REBEL GIRL!!”

“You know I’m just a Rebel Girl!”

(Screen Whirls round and around Horizontally)

“REBEL GIRL!!”

“You know I’m just a Rebel Girl!”

(Screen Whirls round and around Vertically)

“REBEL GIRL!!”

“I’M JUST A REBEL GIRL!!”

“REBEL GIRL!!”

...

Well, Celestia horn-fucking Luna in the ass, it works!
>> No. 18423
>>18422

*Evil szebra*

Foal!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjbpuK_H2VY
>> No. 18424
Evil Szebra**

Sorry... I'm a little on edge!
>> No. 18425
>>18423

Yeah, I get what you were stealing from--er, altering for creative purposes. It's still dumb.

Fella, when a Google search of your screenname yields multiple fan fiction mockeries, YouTube Poops, and an Encyclopedia Dramatica article, it's probably time to rethink your approach to communicating online.
>> No. 18427
Okay I'm not on edge... I have tried to spell

Evil S-n-i-g-g-e-r... but it keeps SWAPING it!
>> No. 18428
HAH!!! there will be no difference!

There will be no mercy!

I know that now!
>> No. 18429
>>18424
Hey, I get what Mykan wants to do: write a sequel where he is an evil zebra and wants to destroy United-Equestria. Why? Cause Mykan is a racist who thinks zebras represent black people and they are in his eyes either good rappers or just plain evil.
>> No. 18430
Maybe I do maybe I don't!

WHO CARES!!!!!!!

As long as there's hate!
>> No. 18431
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18431
Every one of Mykan's posts.
>> No. 18432
>>18431

Hah!

This is more hateful!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N2ceKEOI1M
>> No. 18434
>>18430
MUMM RA LIVES!
>> No. 18435
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18435
double post cause Mykan just admited to love rape
>> No. 18436
Forget Mumm Ra... I hate it

Forget Thundercats... I hate it!
>> No. 18439
What do you care... you've htought I've supported Rape form day one like the sick psycho you are...
>> No. 18440
Besides... who cares about Rape... I hate it!
>> No. 18441
>>18440
>>18435
>what a pleasent ide.a... it´ll serve the hoofed Whore right for her lies

your comments clearly contradict each other about your views on rape
>> No. 18442
>>18440
hey, Mickey Mouse. Put on the PMs again.
>> No. 18452
What I find creepy about Mykan is his views on sexuality. He claims to be asexual, but he's WAY too obsessed with the whole subject (especially rape, it seems) for that claim to be in the least believable. Truly asexual persons wouldn't constantly talk about how disgusting and wrong sex is.
>> No. 18458
>>18452
Dakari King Mykan, you are by far the worst brony that ever came into existence. You are the David Gonterberg of the 21. century. A douchebag par excellence. The canadian answer to Chris Chan. Congratulation. You sir, are a douchebag. That`s right. A total douchebag. Someone should call the authorities and tell them, that you deserve special care.
>> No. 18466
SHUT UP!!

I'm no brony! I hate Bronies
>> No. 18469
>>18466

That's Ok. All bronies go through a state of denial at first. You'll come to accept it soon enough.
>> No. 18471
>>18466
Really? Based on your behaviour so far and the entire way you write, I would say you are one. Granted, not in the sense as the guys behind EqD, Progress and such are, but you are a brony. You watch the show and you are highly obsessed about the characters. Granted, not because you like them (except Celestia, who you worship like Norman Bates his mother in secret), rather because you hate them for actually being entertaining to children and teaching others the importance of friendship.
something you can not understand cause you decided to give up on life and let yourself be eaten by grudges steaming from kindergarten and school drama that is actually quite laughable, resulting in the death of Michael Mikulak and the birth of "Dakari King Mykan", a hate filled little orc like creature who wants to see others suffer and be worshipped by other manchildren as the saviour of BB.

You are a brony in the bad sense, meaning that you hate the show, but are at the same time obsessed with it and create your own, soulless ponies in order to feel better and important. Then again, you want to feel important regarding any fictional setting. You know what Michael, while we are at it, why don`t you just rape another fandom that is even more childish than MLP and create your own Sesame Street self insert who wants to ship Bert and Ernie, while killing the Count cause he is foreign?
>> No. 18472
And you're not a douche? I don't think so...

You've made it clear that HATE and Bullying is the only way to live... so... if ya can't beat em... JOIN EM!!!
>> No. 18473
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4140585/1/The_New_adventures_of_Spaceship_Surprise

Happy now, Loser?
>> No. 18474
>>18472
It is the only way to live by for people who would also join the aryan brotherhood. And even they would wnt you to first take an IQ test.
>> No. 18476
>>18473

What.
>> No. 18477
>>18473
Aha. So now you lost your last brain cell or what happened?
Pinkie Pie makes more sense than you.
>> No. 18478
>>18474

Ha. Who cares about IQs...?

Its the only way to live for ANYONE... PERIOD.

You don't live like that... you're pathetic and I hate you

You DO like like that, you're still pathetic and I hate you anyway!
>> No. 18479
>>18474

I love your sense of perspective. Don't ever change, Mykan.
>> No. 18480
>>18479

It wouldn't make a difference if I did change.... you'd still act like a fucking Shithead!
>> No. 18483
>>18480
You know what Mykan, you just proved one thing: That Titan is actually the true self insert in your little story. Why? The Grand Retard may be all the thing you want to be (good, heroic, someone to look up) but in the end you are just a hate filled, greedy, unimaginative, resembling a human in its bad character traits only being, that leeches on the popularity of others and wants to see everyone around him suffer, cause he himself has never be loved. Heck, Serpent Tyrann being a bad father? Come on. I know that you hate your father yourself and consider him the big bad in your life.
>> No. 18484
>>18480

Granted, asking you not to change is kind of redundant.
>> No. 18486
>>18483

All you ever consider is SHIT... 24/7... Well I hope someday you get what you deserve!
>> No. 18487
>>18486
Nah. I only think someone should give your unicornicopians a long shower in Judge Doom`s Dip, take the paint that is left, throw it at you and take the few sparks of "personality" your soullless characters had and give them the "background character" treatment, which helped to establish Octavia and other characters into fan favorites, turning your little trollfic into something that is really independent and not just a sort of mental leech on the ass of G4.
Heck, perhaps someone is even able to make it as tolerable as some piss poor saturday morning cartoon.

Just to give an idea: Make Titan the actual hero, who tries to stop the tyranical Grand Ruler from lobotomizing Equestria.
>> No. 18489
>>18487

What... too lazy to do it yourself?
>> No. 18490
You listen to me right now...

I HATE... The Equestrians becuase they LIE! They're lessons of Friendship DO NOT APPLY TO THIS WORLD.

I HATE Terra for what she did on Things Change, and I HATE the Titans for being Better than BB at everything!

I HATE Kari and TK for the Way they Treated Davis...

I HATE Nikki for Moving away and breaking everyone's hearts!

I HATE that life always WINS...

WELL I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF ALWAYS GETTING THE SHORT END OF THE STICK...!!!!!

Those thigns are more oughta get what they deserve! A slap in the fac eby people who are angry at them... LIKE ME!!!
>> No. 18491
>>18490

This is what happens when autism goes untreated.
>> No. 18494
>>18490
Unfortunately, you will never get your "revenge". Why? Cause the things you hate so much are stuff that no one cares about in the long run. Only losers who are already at the bottom of society consider stuff like shitty pairings the most important thing in the world.

As for Twilight and Co, you only consider them lies, cause you never had a good friendship yourself. Which is almost sad. But only almost, cause guess what? You proved more than one million times, that you don`t deserve friends. You are a lost cause, not by society, but by your own doing, cause you don`t want to watch beyond the limits anymore.

And you don`t want to be on the shitty end of the stick anymore? Well, too bad. Cause with that kind of attitude, you will never have anything else. Be glad that welfare is willing to pay you money, cause otherwise you will end one day in the streets as a bum.
>> No. 18495
>>18491

Wrong agian... This is what happens when the same thign happens over and ovber and over again even though I DID get treated!

It doesn't Change!

The same thign happens over and over.

Of you're mean, you lose things

If you're nice you STILL lose things
>> No. 18496
>>18494

Hah! You lie...

The short end of the stick comes no mantter what happens!
>> No. 18499
>>18495

You're neither mean nor nice. You're just a passive-aggressive, closeted Brony and just feel sorry for yourself all the time.
>> No. 18500
>>18499

I'm not a brony!

SO what...! There's no other way to live!
>> No. 18502
>>18496
The only thing that happens one way or another is that you die.
Cause no one lives forever.

as for your fanfiction... it is funny. You wrote this thing to get steam out, you say you don`T want praise and that you would insult bronies who give it a good comment, but at the same time you constantly try to defend yourself and your characters you don`t even care about. Why is that? you wanted to create a hate filled mess that should make others angry. So congratulation, you have succeded. Why are you now insulted about people just giving you, what you aimed for?
>> No. 18503
>>18500

Do you -want- to be a whiny little bitch?
>> No. 18505
>>18503

I want to PROVE LOVE IS WRONG!!!
>> No. 18506
>>18502

Might be some kind of weird-ass, roundabout masochism?
>> No. 18507
The Real Mykan Pony is... a dark Pony witha shadowy short mane. No horn, no wings, no mark, no number, no magic, no home, no family, and not even a Birthday...

Just a ragged hood and cape

*Gazes at Twilight*

"I'll that you and your pathetic little pony friends to stay out of my way!"

*Gazes at fluttershy caring for the animals*

"How pathetic!"

*Gazes at Celestia and Grand Ruler*

"Friendship is just stupid and a complete waste of my time! Yuo two will never control me!"
>> No. 18509
>>18507

Aaaand he's gone again.
>> No. 18510
>>18505
And at the same time all youw rite about is, that Davis and Kari should be in love. Well, them or any other character. Even your grand ruler (which you wanted to call Mykan in the first draft if I may mention that, and was king of a realm of ponies who acted like fairy godmothers) is in love with Celestia. Not to forget your weird cartoon crushes, where you have for example a hard on for little girl characters.
>> No. 18512
Hey! at least I acknowledge they are real and don't act crazy over them... I just use them!
>> No. 18513
Hey! at least I acknowledge they are not real and don't act crazy over them... I just use them!
>> No. 18514
Now I'm so pissed off I can't even Write straight
>> No. 18515
Seriously, his little in-post RPs (?) with himself are scary as fuck. I think he may have some major mental illness which we haven't considered yet.
>> No. 18516
Not a mental illness...

I was learned using BAD examples!
>> No. 18517
>>18512
>>18513

Wow. Now that's a Freudian slip if I ever saw one.
>> No. 18519
>>18516

So then why the hell do you do it, you crazy cunt?
>> No. 18520
In fact I don't care anymore...

While I wrote my fic I was looking at Images of Celestia the whole time... it helped me write faster so I could be done quicker ebfore thigns flew to bits!!!!!
>> No. 18522
I write fics Cause I gotta do something.

I can't just sit around all day...
>> No. 18523
>>18520

You want to fuck her, don't you? It's Ok, we won't judge.
>> No. 18524
>>18515
Autism, combined with a narcistic personality disorder and megalomania. There, have your diagnosis.

Oh and Mykan, you want to have a "story idea" that actually fits FiM and has an OC of yours in it? If "Anonymous" is okay with that, I will post up a little something I made up in order to piss you off, while also actually being in spirit of the show.
>> No. 18525
No I don't... I look at Celestia and many of my cartoon crushes when I work... becuas eit helps me THINK!!!!

Helps me THINK!!!

THINK!!!

I Think better when I have inspiration and look at something!
>> No. 18527
>>18522

Yes, god forbid you actually try to do something with your life.
>> No. 18528
>>18527

More like... I FORBID...

And oh... that's a good idea. Do something with my life when ALL THAT'S GONNA DO IS PISS PEOPLE OFF!!!!
>> No. 18529
>>18524

Heh, this is going to be great. That's going to be the... fourth ficlet in this thread? Fifth?
>> No. 18533
>>18529
It actually is not a ficlet but rather a short summary of a storyconcept that in my opinion would perhas make up for a five chapter long fic or so. And to be honest, it is a bit embarasing for me...


Mykan:
A light grey unicorn with green eyes and a mane similiar to Upper Crust. He comes from a small town called Haflington and studies history in the historical department of Celestia`s School for gifted unicorns where he originally started to work as a clerk cause his actual talent in magic is way under average. As a result of this shortcoming he learnt to depend in life more on his hooves than on his horn as other unicorns. He loves everything related to riddles, puzzles, history and other cultures and has a surprisingly vast knowledge about certain historical aspects –details that even he admits are rather useless in most context- which makes him kinda dorky. Unfortunately, as a reuslt of his shortcoming with magic and his kinda clumsy personality once in a while, he became in his past sometimes a sort of a joke for others, which resulted in him developing a rather shy personality and to live behind books in the library. Also, not really convinced in the things he can do, he still hasn`t gotten a Cutie Mark or realized what his special talent might be.
But this changes when he stumbles upon a bunch of hints regarding an ancient tomb somewhere in the Everfree Forest that may be even older than the old Canterlot (basically from the time of Celestia`s parents) . While a lot of his professors are not really interested in a possible research of this subject, Celestia is actually intriguided and wants them to explore it a bit. Seeing how the professors are not really that interested –and that it would actually mean a lot to Mykan- Celestia decides to assign a possible exploration of it to him as well as a certain helping hoof: Her personal student Twilight Sparkle.
Unfortunately he is rather afraid of the idea to work with no one else but the bearer of the Element of Magic on it. Not because he doesn`t like her, but because he is afraid that someone as „famous“ as her might think bad of his personality in general. So when he actually comes to Ponyville –Twilight is already informed about some archeaologist coming to the town for research but doesn`t know about his personality- he makes up an act of being a sort of Indiana Jones like adventurer who tells stories and has a Cutie Mark (a fake and outwashable „tatoo“) to make a hopefully good impression on Twilight and her friends.
While Fluttershy, Applejack and Pinkie Pie actually buy his act –to various degree- Dash and Twilight are rather sceptical, even if Twilight is impressed by his historical knowledge.
(There are small hints that something is not quite right with Mykan, seeing how he actually acts a bit nervous once in a while around others, especially Dash and Applejack, avoids the use of magic to not show his shortcoming and such)
Plotwise it would then go kinda like this: A group consisting of Twilight, Applejack, Dash, Pinkie and Mykan goes into the Everfree Forest to find the tomb, which first leads to them trying to meet up with Zecora. Seeing how she lives in the woods and knows them like no one else, Twilight thinks she may know the one or other thing location wise.
Over the further course of the story they finally stumble upon the tomb but get lost in it as Pinkie accidentally activates some old trap. The group gets separated in the tomb`s labyrinth and it is over this course Mykan proves more and more his „incompetence“ when it comes down to keep a cool head or act a bit more brave. Finally, when he and Applejack are in a situation where he has to help her but can`t because of his lack in magic it all crumbles down. While Twilight manages to rescue Applejack, Mykan admits that all he did so far was a fake. He explains his reasons for doing so and gets shouted out by Dash for being so stupid to believe they would hate him for being a bit dorky, when in the end the act itself now put them into this situation. Nonetheless, the group decides to go deeper into the tomb cause based on a few hieroglyphes Mykan saw here and there –as well as hints in his research- there might still be a way out of this if they find the actual „artifact chamber“. Feeling guilty of having put them in this situation, Mykan lets Twilight take the lead, while helping here and there to see if they are going in the right direction. While the group actually manages to go further by working together (and use their own talents), Mykan also can prove himself once in a while by helping them e.g. through a trap room before the actual artifact chamber, by using his knowledge of riddles and tricks to find out how to deactivate the trap with the help of the others. When they find the artifact chamber, it turns out the tomb is a sort of ancient storage chamber of the royal house, containing a collection of weird gems. While Twilight and Mykan are reading hieroglyphes to find a secret passage way out from there (and actually do so), Dash collects the gems. Only to activate a final trap that will destroy the entire place if someone is not able to solve a complicated puzzle mechanism, which unfortunately is only able with magic. And Twilight gets knocked off by a rock. Mykan has to solve the puzzle and does so by activating for the first time in his life –and seeing how many depend on him- his magic and solves it. Exhausted the rest manages to rescue him and Twilight and they all escape before the passage way is destroyed. Later on, Twilight and Mykan awake in Zecora`s hut. Everypony is save and Mykan –to his own surprise- got his Cutie Mark. The Mark –in form of a complicated and ancient puzzle- showed up the moment he solved the final mechanism in the tomb. A few hours later: Back in Ponyville the group get separate ways. Mykan –apologizing for the lies before- is now friends with the others who assure him, that they like him now better than the way he tried to act and are also glad to have helped someone to get over his own shadow. Mykan returns to Canterlot, together with the gems and a letter by Twilight, he shall give Celestia. The letter contains the recent aesop that basically says that in order to make friends, no one should live a lie and rather try to be him or herself cause that way not only will others know the true self of someone, but also help this person to improve, if she is willing to do so.
As a final ending, while Twilight remains in Ponyville and is going to translate a few hieroglyphes she found herself and are centered around the Elements of Harmony –sequel hook/part of something independent?- Mykan returns to his studies in the library and willing to become an assistant for other archeaologists and tries to improve his life thanks to the experience in Ponyville. Celestia on the other hand is very glad about the found artifact cause as it turns out, they are part of her family jewelry, containing pictures and stored „memories“ of older times, back when she was a filly and Equestria was ruled by her family.


so... there you have it. Something that I hope is in spirit of the show and OC centric. With one important factor: The OC is not some perfect Gary Stu who has a whinny attitude.
>> No. 18535
>>18528

You're pissing people off as it is, so what does it matter?
Unless, as previously stated, you want to be a whiny bitch.
>> No. 18536
>>18533

This sucks!
>> No. 18537
No its the way the world works...

You do something bad... people get pissed

You do soemthing nice people get pissed
>> No. 18541
>>18536
Can you also give me a good explanation why it sucks? As siad, it is only a throwaway idea.
>> No. 18543
>>18541

Oh I don't know... TRY EVERYTHING!!!!
>> No. 18545
>>18543
Oh I get it You hate it, because Mykan is not some whinny little as shit. So you rather want to be associated with a character, who does not develop at all personality vice and will always be a loser? Or is it because Twilight and the others also stand in the spotlight?
>> No. 18546
>>18533

It's quite interesting, actually. It's just sad that the subtler meanings are completely lost on Mykan.

>whinny attitude

I see what you did there.
>> No. 18547
>>18545

No it's becuase those are the exact same explinations you gave me...
>> No. 18548
Here's an idea...

The Silent Unicorn.

Mykan is a Winnges unicorn who never speaks, but is very clever, and helpful, and relies on his hoofs more than his magic.

Though he is picke don a lot he never stand up and does anything about it, and refuses to let other people get involved.
>> No. 18549
>>18546
Well, thanks. It was just something little I came up with, cause... how do I explain it... I am someone who thinks, that even if you write something "out of spite" you should put effort in it. The spite aspect is, that I am coming up with a concept that has a Mykan in it, who in regard of everything, does not quite suck that much or takes the spotlight, so that an author can whine about how love/friendship and hope are all completely useless concepts to believe in.

Butif Mykan really wants something more evil ow about that: Mykan is a alicorn who was created by Discord to troll Celestia and Luna, but then imprisoned in stone. Millenia later he awakes and come sup with the most supidest plan in existence to take over the world: Mind destroying socks. (yeah, I take on the sock meme here) He basically mind rapes Hoity Toity and others to make socks the last hit in Cantlerot, only that the socks he creates have an mind altering effect on those who wear them, turning them OOC. Seeing how also the main cast is affected by that, it is up to Derpy, Dr. Whooves, Lyra, Trixie, Big MacIntosh and Octavia to stop "Nightmare Stocking" from taking over the world.
>> No. 18550
>>18549
Derpy, Dr. Whooves, Lyra, Trixie, Big MacIntosh are not coming
>> No. 18551
>>18549

I wrote the "Luna on drugs" thing, so yes, I agree with you completely. But subtlety, it seems, is a concept lost on Mykan.

As for your story idea, uhm, is it weird that I would actually love to see an episode like that?
>> No. 18554
>>18551

Besides... its also about Music that inspires
>> No. 18556
>>18551
In regard of the Indiana Jones Thing or the Nightmare Stocking one? (laughs)
Well, either way, I have to admit I am fluttered. It`s nice to hear that something as silly as that would actually be liked by someone.

Also, I have a little idea how to turn Unicornicopia perhaps better. It involves at first that we destroy everything of the universe Mykan created until only the "basic concepts" are staying. That means, there will still be a uniforce like power and a season long villain, but here is the thing: The characters actually have to struggle for their happy end, it will be half slice of life, half adventure and there will be four different kinds of ponies.
>> No. 18558
>>18556

Heck, why not both?
>> No. 18559
>>18554
You mean, music like "Strawberry Shortcakes"?
>> No. 18560
Yeah right!
>> No. 18561
>>18559

No music like This...

The Unicorns enter Violet Swamp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS980fmvjhI
>> No. 18562
>>18560
By the way Mykan, do you even know who Octavia, Big Macintosh and Dr. Whooves are? Cause I tell you something: Some of them ar enot even part of the show. At least in the regular sense...
>> No. 18563
>>18562

No I don't... that's why I woulnd't use them

Rainbow City:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQPiTAc7_AI&feature=related
>> No. 18564
Redwood Meadows (Or any flowery feild)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFKoFzNfQdA
>> No. 18565
>>18563
So yeah, while Mykan is boring us with videogame music form a game that actually is quite good, but whose music is nothing that would really have an orchestral power behind it to justify a "story" that is hypocricy in its own (did not want to put Equestria in it, then he did) , want to help me with the other idea Anon? That mentioned with making the crap perhaps a bit better. would be interested in your "input".
>> No. 18566
Monster fight... or something like it



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vo6hTc5on0
>> No. 18567
I'm trying to tell you its the music I see that makes up mor eof the scenes...

Not the characters...
>> No. 18568
>>18567
which is probably the reason why your characters are sucking. Cause your taste in music is not really the best one


Try something like that:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmQm_PySHCk
>> No. 18569
The only thing I can do with THAT one is show off a final transfromation for the final big battle... not the battle music or scenery itself
>> No. 18570
>>18568


Now this is better for me...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTyUl86UIhM

Twilight: "So that's it? You're just up and leaving"

Mykan: "I told the princess I didn;t want anything to do with her friendship, and staying around here's not goint to be too smart either"

Twiglith: "I just don't understand you..."

Mykan: "Well... maybe someday... you will. Let's just hope our paths don't cross again untilt hat time"

*Walks off*
>> No. 18571
>>18565

Hmm, how about... The mane cast are sent as ambassadors to a faraway land to try and strike up trade negotiations. When they arrive, they notice that everything is a bit... off. Though the land is peaceful and its alicorn ruler seems just, they discover that everything is but a facade. The populace is little but puppets dancing to the whims of a dictator who no longer even knows why he desires power.
Soon, they find that there are few things as dangerous as an alicorn with a mind broken by bitterness and past defeats. Finding that they have unwittingly given the ruler all the information he needs to launch an attack on Equestria, the group desperately tries to make the alicorn see things their way. Though as tension rises, they are left with an impossible choice; use force to defeat an already broken pony, or desperately try to use diplomacy even as his army is mobilizing?
>> No. 18572
>>18569

Therein lies your problem. You are entirely incapable of thinking in anything but tired old tropes. You don't even try to look inside the minds of your characters.
>> No. 18573
>>18570
stop roleplaying. I get the feeling you are always saying the words while talking. And fine, you want to be the "villain"? Here is a story with you in the short:

Mykan is a whinny loser who because his favorite comic series "my little seahorse" has been cancelled, decides to reawake Discord but accidentally manages to merge with another statue in the garden, that contained Celestia`s "Trollestia" characteristics, as well as Luna`s emoness. So turning into a Linkin Park listening Eduard Khil of the ponyverse, he drives everyone insane till even Fluttershy wants to blast his ass with the rainbow.
>> No. 18574
And yeah, figured I should pick a name instead of just being another anon. (^_^)
>> No. 18575
He's not a villian... and defiantly not the way you are

Mykan isn't a villian... he's just a loner
>> No. 18577
>>18574
Your idea is actually quite good. Also make the following in it: Lightning Dawn is still the "student" of the Grand Ruler (who believes in a fictional, nonexistent uniforce) and over the course of the story actually develops a personality, realising how twisted his ruker actually is and that he was kidnapped from Equestria as a little colt by him, so the Grand ruler could furthermore play "make believe"
>> No. 18578
What I want is... no matter how much the others want to be friends... he DOESN'T

I want friendship to fail... as in you just can't convince some people!

That's what I'm after...

A Loner!
>> No. 18579
Fine then...

Maybe I should make a second fic without all the evil...

And without the super powers...
>> No. 18580
>>18577

Could obviously get grimdark as hell, but it's interesting to limit yourself to what could fit within the confines of a (formerly E/I) children's show while still getting the point across...
>> No. 18581
My little Pony... Magic is Learning.

Some Kingdom (Haven't though of a name) Where Eath Ponies are abound.

They have no magic, no marks, no numbers, no wings, and speand their days learning about the world and how it works.

Like how to develop sense and style without using magic.

...

Better?
>> No. 18583
>>18580
I have nothign against "grimdark" as long as there is a point behind it that actually makes a lot of sense, and if it doesn`t jump the shark as Fallout Equestria, Cupcakes and such do.

Another idea I personally have is as said an entire new universe with complete redesigns of Mykan`s idea. Titan in that idea for example is a former unicorn apprentice of King Hyperion and Queen Gaia, who mastered magic and technology to the point, he created a steampunk army of animal like robots he wants to use in order to take over "Pullanus". Not in order to rule the world, but rather because he is a well intentioned extremist who thinks, that he can create equality under the ponies and all other species on the planet, by unleashing an old magic that was once sealed in the planet itself and has poisoned his mind.
>> No. 18584
Obviously you don't think its better...
>> No. 18585
The Earth Ponies do not fight evil...

They don't sing...

They have no magic or powers of any kind...

...

Anazing, I give them what they want and their shitheads all the way
>> No. 18587
Mykan, what we want is personality. We would accept "adventures" and fights, if they would actually be put into a overall storyline someone can give a crap about and does not sound like "Episode starts of with some minor daily activity, villain has a stupid scheme that does not fit in an overall plot, monster gets defeated, rinse, repeat."

As for your "new" idea... it is education tv meeting G 3.5. Would you just stop imitating the worst entry in the franchise, unintentionally or intentionally?
>> No. 18588
Not in my world...

You want personalities... I'll give them to you...

but no adventure...
>> No. 18589
(New Pony) Grum-Piere

A French Pony who lives in (Unknown city)

He has an articulate French accent, and is skillful in art, but it always in a sour mood and always complaining.

Thoguh he does show sympathy and helps out when he's needed, but usually awlays goes back to being grumpy
>> No. 18590
(New one) DaffnyDill... A romantic and genlte Pony who loves to grow flowers and manages her own flower shop.

She is almost easily flattered, and really enjoys playing with the young colts, but she it often teased and ridiculed for her ways, but she doesn't let it bother her much

Though at times she is revealed deep down to be strong minded, and firece when she has to be. You think she can't lose her temper... she can!
>> No. 18591
>>18590
You and a strong minded, independent female character, whose job/interest come actually in handy?
>> No. 18592
>>18585

You still don't understand, do you? There is not a single brony who doesn't see the whole MLP setting as stupid as fuck. The storylines are predictable. The whole concept of a magical land filled with pastel little horses with tramp stamps is just laughable to anyone over the age of five.

But it works. It works because of the characters. It works because there's a surprising amount of psychological depth to the characters. It works because they're flawed. Because they're vulnerable. Because they're believable in their empathy. The writers have done such a great job that even Celestia, who would have been a Mary Sue in any other series, is a much loved character.

But you just don't get that. You try to force your sterile vision, and wonder why people hate your fics.
>> No. 18593
>>18589
>>18590

It's better. But they're just characters. They don't -have- character. You have the hows, but not the whys, so to speak.
>> No. 18594
>>18592
I would not say the show has psychologicla depth (the characters themselves embody a lot of old tropes) but otherwise I give Darvulia in every point right.

Mykan, that is it: MLP:FiM is popular, because the characters have actually personalities that you can in some way relate to. It is still a girly as hell show and most of the characters actually don´t have personality, rather what people thought up. But it still works. Why? Cause in their own way they are "believable". I loath aspects of the fanbase like certain fanfic writers/artists and so on because of certain work or how they take something ridiculous even further to the point it becomes almost a religion is stupid. I laugh about bronies who think, their one little show deserves an entire convention just for them. But, if there is one thing, one tinsy little thing that I can give some of them in general, it is that they try to use actual imagination to think of personalities, even for the most random background character. That they take something as mediocre as a show about pastel colored ponies and give it a spark of imagination, that carries something "unique" but also flawed in it, that made e.g. out of a random animation error a character as Derpy.
You on the other hand don`t get it.

And that is actually the reason I feel almost pity for your characters as a "fanfic writer". Cause in the hands of someone who actually would accept flaws and think about how something "nice" as "flower shop owner" could actually benefit an overall world, this person could give your characters the personalities they need.
>> No. 18597
>>18594

I still think it has, actually. It's not so much in the obvious nervous breakdowns of the mane cast (Pinkie Pie going Pinkamena being the prime example) but it's very much there none the less. It's the subtle little things, that you damn near don't notice. (Twilight's habitual OCD when it's not played for laughs, for example.)
Granted, it's mostly in the insecurities, but still. And true, it's not exactly sturm und drang, but hey, it's a kid's show.
>> No. 18599
>>18597
I put them up as character traits that make the characters a bit more "unique" nothing psychological. Sorry, just my definition, nothing to get a discussion about if you ask me.

But yeah. That is the problem here with the little "unicorns" of Mykan.
So, Cookie is a cook. Why? When did he discover he loves cooking? Does he have certain own issues, fears and such, that actually are part of his personality? Why is Brain so "intelligent" he can build up an own space ship to evacuate a kingdom? If Lightning is from another freaking universe/dimension, why does he have the same basic physical characteristics of someone from unicornicopia, where every creature origins from the Grand Ruler playing God and the genesis? Why is he able to control the "uniforce" and why aren`t there more unicorns who actually can it on their own? Not to forget, does he have any hobbies on his own or is he "all just work and no fun"?

Yeah Michael, those are the "basic" questions that make the readers question, how much thought there actually is behind your idea. We do not want autobiographies of the characters in the last detail, but there has to be something to keep our attention. And the way you write does not manage to keep it up. Mostly because also most is not you creating a scenery, but giving narrative exposition of things happening and why.

Not to forget being absolutely unimaginative when it comes to how absolute evil could destroy the world. Discord and Unicornicopia for example? He turns into a planet sized giant and hits the planet with a baseball bat in the sun. Finish. And all over the multiverse the other versions of Discord (as well as Emperor Joker and Q) are applauding.

ah well... Darvulia, want to hear more about the thing with Titan and "Pullanus" I mentioned somewhere up there? And sorry for acting like an atention whore myself now.
>> No. 18601
>>18599

Actually, come to think about it, there is one little thing that I can't quite shake. This is in no way meant to be taken seriously (That's my little disclaimer, since this could potentially piss off a lot of bronies) and is mainly just wild speculation on my part...

Thing is, the way I see it, you can draw parallels between Mykan and Pinkie Pie. Both are, in their own ways, idealistic but let their own insecurities get in the way of their being really sincere. Their entire lives are dedicated to shallow pursuits, (parties in Pinkie Pie's case, revenge fics in Mykan's) and both get extremely upset when the status quo is in any way disturbed. Pinkie Pie, much like Mykan, retreats into her own world when she feels that she has been wronged, and rather than face her fears she invents a make-believe world where everyone agrees with her and she is in control.

Now, obviously, Pinkie Pie is a benign example in that she ultimately retains an optimistic world view despite her insecurities, wheras Mykan is almost entirely malign.

I dunno, just a little thought I had. Heheheh... I hope no-one wants to hurt me now.

And as for your story ideas? Most certainly. Go right ahead. (^_^)
>> No. 18603
>>18601
Nah, I don`t want to hurt you. But it is a bit more thought than I would have put into.
Also, I think Pinkie would have an easier time to actually face reality than Mykan does, cause... well, Mykan knows he has problems but he does not want to improve on his own accord or take any advice at all. Also, unlike Pinkie he is real. Whcih makes it automatically worse.


As for the idea, well here is it:

First of, as siad it would be artly adventure, partly slice of life. Well and a few cliches from older cartoon shows, but then mostly to lampshadehang things. Heck, for me the important part right now is more the villain, seeing how he carries the "plot" here.

For the start: The concept idea is set in a world called Faunus, that is inhabitated by different kind of animals similiar to Equestria. Only that there is a wide variety of species, like wolves, cat like creatures, birds and different kind of hoofed animals (rhinos etc.)
The ponies resemble the second common species on the planet and live in the kingdom of Pullanus, ruled by King Hyperion and his wife Queen Gaia.
Main character/hero of the story is now Silver Lightning, an "elicorn" (I will explain later on) that becomes against its will pawn in an old conflict between Hyperion and a six hundred year old evil, that was considered dead but in fact was banished in another reality:

Titan, the traitor.

Silver (and a bunch of characters he makes friends with over the course of the story) basically experience slice of life situations where we also learn more about the character, but once in a while also get into the conflict against Titan, whose story is actually linked to the mythology of Faunus, as well as a personal history to Hyperion.

Aeons ago, unknown entities fought of an old evil called the Centauri. Basically a species of eldritch abominations and reality warpers, who represented the destructive aspects of chaos and wanted to reestablish the old state of the universe, before life came into existence: A state of total nothingness and pure chaos. (Inspiration therefore are mostly the stories about the japanese entity "Amatsu Mikaboshi") The entities defeated the Centauri, but their essence lived on. In order to seal it away, they used their elemental powers, but only until one of the deities gave its own life, they were not able to contain the essence known as "the lurking dark" in a shell, which then became the planet Faunus. The life force of the dead deity who sacrificed itself would then also be the "spark" that would a few aeons later lead to life developing on the planet. Life the other entities developed interest into so they decided to lead them and protect them, while also keeing the lurking dark at bay.

That was until 600 years ago. Back when Hyperion and Gaia were only for less than 300 years on the throne (their parents beforehand ruling), a young apprentice of King Hyperion by the name of Obsidian would become posessed by the lurking dark. Obsidian was a very talented mage and scientist, who wanted to combine technology and magic in order to create a new science that all lifeforms of the planet would have benefited from.
One of his greatest inventions in that regard was a mech suit that could manipulate wild magic energy, he wanted to use to tame the lurking dark, thinking that if the ponies could tame something as old and powerful as that for real, they could create true peace in a world, where national conflict existed. Hyperion forbad Obsidian even to think of taming the lurking dark, fearing that his pupil (which he and his wife also considered almost their son)
would play with powers beyond his understanding. But Obsidian did not realize that and hurt that his own teacher had no faith in him, he still went on with his plan and got posessed by the lurking dark. His mind poisoned by it and his body fusing with the "ape like mech suit" he than became the "human sized" Titan, giving himself the name cause in his eyes he had now become far more than a mage or a god like Hyperion; A Titan. Titan started an all out war against the planet to show them the light of the lurking dark, thinking it would make everyone equal (being deluted to the point he did not realize, that he had become a villain rather than a hero) and in doing so, creating an army of steampunk like robotic (and mostly animal shaped) creatures to take the other god he considered liars to the mortals, down.

The conflict ended when Hyperion and Gaia used the ancient power of the Tueri (Mykan`s idea of the uniforce, in that universe rather a spiritual force created by the life force of every creature on the planet itself and used less often but effectively not by "believe" but the willingness to protect those someone cares about) to protect their people from a massive attack by Titan, destroying his fleet but in doing so also ripping apart reality. Titan/Obsidian got thrown into another reality, considered dead by Hyperion and Gaia, who never really could forgive themselves for having failed their adoptive son. But Obsidian survived and in a reality where time passes four times faster than on Faunus, he (losing even more of his "humanity" nd sanity through the influence of the lurking dark) swore to come back and finish what he had started, also taking revenge on his "parents" cause he felt himself betrayed by them.

Now 600 years later with Titans return, Hyperion (who is NOT a main character like the Grand Retard) not only comes to face with his greatest failure, he also has more or less to teach Silver how to be a fighter, cause the young one is one of the few creatures in the kingdom able to summon the Tueri, who ever since the fight with Titan, has seemed to fade away. Which is kind of a hard thing to do, seeing how Silver can do not much magic at all and is actually not trusting many ponies, seeing how he suffered a lot of prejudice, seeing how he is an "elicorn". A fourth species of ponies that came into existence during the first Titan War, as the later one in his quest for "equality" created through magic out of unicorns and pegasi a fourth species of alicorn like beings (expies of alicorns, therefore "elicorns") who over the centuries actually had become the victims of certain prejudice, seeing how the first ones were followers of Titan and actually tried also to start a civil war after his supposed death.

Well... yeah, I think some people are going to laugh their asses off about the idea.
>> No. 18607
>>18593

Because... that makes it too long to write...!!

Furthermore... I'm pretty sure the WHYS are given...

Look at Daffny... Romantic= Flowers.

Romantic people like flowers, and they have gentle spirits. They do not fight evil, and do not get involved in such things

Grum-Piere... I've characters act like him before... and what Above VAN GOUGH... he was a frustrated and somewhat grumpy man.

Things don't HAVE to be explained ot be understood... not all the time.

...

(A new one) Blue...

Her name says it all. She is blue, she likes blue, most of the time she's feeling blue. She always looks as if she's going to weep, and she often loves beautiful endings in plays and stuff.

...

I bet you think that's terrible too... if not... well I do, but its all I could come up with in the shortest possible time
>> No. 18609
>>18607
He was named Van Gogh. And Van Gogh also commited suicide later on in his life because he was a serious drug addict who considered himself a failure, seeing how his work was not respected during his life time.
Seriously, do you have now to compare one of the greatest artists of the Netherlands to a character that is grumpy and that`s it? See Michael, you think a character and all his or her ticks don`T have to be explained. But the contrary is the case If the character is interesting, we get an explanation in the story also, why they see the world from a certain perspective. Yes, people can also be "grumpy" without having some tragic past or something like that, but then it is a personality trait that is just already there from the start. Other things, like why they interact with a character that way or another, why they consider something important and such that is something we get by giving them real character and personality. And that is also the actual challenge of writing. Not just to create something to get an idea out, it is to actually build up the idea, to explain the development of a character. Your characters on the other hand... well, because you are not daring to actually put effort in your work, they are just soulless playthings that you use to play out a scenario, where nothing is behind it.
Which is just sad.

Say about Nyx and Past Sins whatever you want, especially in regard of the Idiot Ball regarding twilight and other characters, at least the characters there also had more sort of personality than anything in MLU.

And that is the thing: Because you don`t put effort in your stories, are they considered a joke by many. And really Mykan, you had to work here with MLP. As good as every person on the net is able to write at least something, even a drabble to it, that has more thought put into it than I can see in your 28 chapter long fanfic.

I am sorry to say that, but your idea makes Cupcakes look like high literature.
>> No. 18610
Look I don'tknow Nyx or Cupcakes ALRIGHT..

But I got WALLS to put up... and other Walls to get past to make it work
>> No. 18612
In life you gotta do tough things... and this is one of them...

Finish that entire series in the shortest possible time... if not then SOONER...

If I make it your way... it'll be considered a JOKE anyway
>> No. 18613
>>18612
and then you still go on. Michael, I know you by now. You may say "That`s it" but there is the little voice inside your head that won`t just let you leave the thing here behind you. Sooner or later (like you always came back to Liberty Kids, Inuyasha, Digimon and other things) you will also come back to Equestria to tell more or less one and the same story over and over again. You created your own neverending loop hell.
>> No. 18614
Well its better than living in the real world which I REALLY CAN'T STAND

...

And I can't take too much time in devloping characters BECAUSE... OF... UGH... THESE

*SLAMS a STACK of PAPERS down*
>> No. 18617
>>18603

Oh, that's because I love over-analyzing things. It's how I sperg out. (^_^)

The story idea is... well, proof enough that 'alternate' settings aren't necessarily a bad thing. That's all I can say, really. Well, as long as it's done right, that is. (Marycornicopia most definitely is not.) Would also love to read a fic that focuses more on the societal/political aspects of MLP-like races. Equestria seems to be a land suspiciously spared from conflict, so it would be interesting to read about a land which is not.
>> No. 18618
Well I wouldn't I'd rather read fics were harmony fails
>> No. 18619
>>18614

God damnit Mykan... We can not read your mind. We can not see what you're seeing, especially things you're making up. Try to get that through your head. You can't just mention something and expect people to know everything about it.
>> No. 18620
That goes both ways...!!
>> No. 18621
And if you really don't know... QUIT ACTING LIKE YA DO!!
>> No. 18622
>>18617
the idea is more or less work in mind progress.

The "Titan" conflict as said builds up rather slowly (he is not mentioned or shows up till a fourth of the story is over) most would be about Silver (who lives on the streets on his own as a traveler in the begining) making his first friends (characters who he meets and gets in situations) and after through circumstances showing he can dip into the Tueri, becoming a sort of defender for others/finding his place.

there are no freaking artifacts of power, the fairies are none existent, Silvers personality can be best described as Rainbow Dash mixed with Gilda in the start and Titan is actually more of a well intentioned extremist who cares for his personal staff of minions and other species would play also a role, especially when Titan/Obsidian succesfully takes over the kingdom and thanks to manipulation of the policy tries his best to keep other forces for invading him while also preparing everything for the big finale, wich can be considered an assimilation plot.

also cause I like the thenme in general, "forgiveness" would be a major theme in that idea. *shrug*
>> No. 18623
>>18622

I approve. Mykan may be a complete hack, but a AU stories need not be bad. I definitely think you should go ahead and write it!
>> No. 18624
I'm not a hack!
>> No. 18625
Forgiveness...???

Hah!

Now why aren't there many thing slike that out there... oh... becasue their DUMB!!!
>> No. 18626
Ah, so we're totally ignoring Mykan now? Haha, that's awesome.

The story idea seems pretty solid, I'd say go for it.
>> No. 18627
You me to delet my MLU don't you...

Well just what question...

What am I supposed to do without it?
>> No. 18628
>>18625
>their DUMB!!!

Their dumb what?
>> No. 18629
It doesn't matter if I learned how the ponies acted or not... it would only make things more difficult and take the fic too much longer to write.

I know Rarity's not conceited anymore... and generous... but that's a very bad thing to know...
>> No. 18630
>>18628

Forgiveness... it is so incredibly STUPID!

It hardly works...!!!
>> No. 18632
>>18626
>>18630
I am flattered that two people actually eem to think it ha potential and... well, I would like to work on it but honestly, I also need serious help with coming up regarding characters. So far all I did was take Michaels garbage and shift them into better characters, but I think something like that needs more original ideas. Also a cast with a fair amount of female characters, so that unlike Michael`s idea, it is not just a horse cock parade.

And Mykan, what is your problem with the concept of forgiveness? In fact, I think it is a genuinely interesting theme to work with. Not only is it challenging to work with a conflict that is the origin of such issues, also to work on the characters and their development so that as a reader we actually want them to be forgiven, is quite fun.
Cause in order to make a personality shift from good to bad or vice versa work, you have to give characters time and invest in them. you can`t just pull kharma houdini
>> No. 18633
First of all... you haven't made my chaarcters better...

Stop it with the cock thing... my unicorns don't have any!

Third... Why should they be forgiven! They're actions are completley unforgivable... you said so yourself

-Killing so many people...
-Destroying worlds
-Continuosly going off on an evil streak and not bothering to stop.

...You yourself said THAT is unforgivable!

Further... well maybe its time someone figured HOW TO DO A kharma houdini

If MLU was the only fic I'd ever be working on I would take the time... but it's NOT...

...

Here's how What I was tyring to do...

Rarity is not concetied... she's generous, and has a passion for fashion and beauty, and she does he rbest to make everyone LOOK their best and compliment their style sor help them when they need it.

Which means... That is how Rarity... AND ONLY RAIRTY may act. Any charater I'd use in MLU MAY NOT act like her in the slightest... that would be COPYING her, and I want INDEPENDANCE!!

That is a main reason I never showed any salons, or fashion senses.

Rarity... is ONLY for RARITY...

The same goes for the other Ponies and their character/Personalities... they... AND ONLY THEY may act like that...

You create a chcrater... make them act like something else, but NOT THEM!!
>> No. 18635
Besides... you said all my villians are unforgivable...

-Logan
-Trigon BB
-Garfield

-Davis/Commander Red

I bet you'll say even BB's new evil will be unforgivable.

...

Besides... I've seen guys doing htings unforgivable

-Ganondorf
-Bowser
-The Imperial Master
-Commander Makara
-Patrick Zala
-Slade
-Trigon
-Even Count Bleck...

I don't see any forgiveness in any of them!
>> No. 18637
>>18632
>horse cock parade

Great name for a band.
>> No. 18638
In other words... THIS was my task to make MLU

Ahem

-Use things never done before
-Do not copy the personalities of the Equestrians
-All chps (Except Pro and Epil) must be 3000-4500 words long... no more, no less
-Make it so the Elements of harmony would not be enough alone
-Make it so friendship is not the ONLY way to do things

Above all else- Be done before Januarry is out!

That was the challenge... Can't do it... "You're fired and no second chance"

The garden is dead becuase you didn't water it on time
>> No. 18639
>>18633
Mykan, I said that thoe things are unforgivable, yes. But you know why? cause the characters you made do that had no redeeming qualities at all. What they did was for their personal enjoyment only, because they took glee in it. Which so far seems to be also the case with the majority of your villains. even the "rightful revenge" driven once who take their revenge way too far and against everything instead of just the real targets of their vengeance. Obsidian is taking his revenge against his "adoptive parents" becaise he thinks they betrayed him and becaise the lurking dark is oisoning his mind, making him lose his individuality and convincing him, that Hyperion and Gaia are tyrants he has to stop. He is a puppet and I alreay planed out scenes to show that he is used. Furthermore, despite his plans, despite attacking an entire kingdom with his army, seeing how he is a powerful sorcere, he has magic on his hoof that allow him to take over without downright destroying everything or killing someone. Also, dude, this is MLP. No one freaking dies there in Berserk/Hellsing style.
I am actually working on a hopefully believable evil character in a MLP knock off (which in itself is something I never thought I would do)
in my free time by writing little short thoughts on paper and try to make him evil without being a psychopathic evil murderer who constantly laughs like Skeletor. In fact, he barely talks.

As for the kharma houdini, do you even know what that term means? I think not. check it on tvtropes.
>> No. 18640
>>18638
as for your little limitations.... well, you shot yourself in the knee. without a bow.
Either way, thanks for that little insight in your insane mind set that you think, god or someone else tells you exactly how to write a chapter. The author of Left Behind is better than you.
>> No. 18641
Wrong again Maniak...

Some of them were being controled!

But I guess that doesn't count, does it?
>> No. 18642
And no one dies in MLP?

Not anymore!!!
>> No. 18643
Davis... Commander Red...

-Was taken over by an evil spirit of an army commander. Davis HIMSELF wasn't responsible for create the Army... The Commander was. He just used Davis.

-Trigon BB... Was taken over by Trigon... Not totally responsible for his actions

-The Force of Hatred is going to Seal the real BB away and take over his body... It's not his fault.

-Logan... He saw all worlds and dimesnions as the things that took away everythign he loved, and everything he hoped for... his homes... his many families and loved ones... his friends... Terra...

BB planned to get back at them, but it wasn't originaly known how becuase the book decided to take him, eithe ryes or not... the choice was not BB's... now drivien by his insanity and by the book... Logan had no choice.

Yet you still say that's all unforgivable... well lets see...

What would be forgivable...

-No killing anyone...
-No destroying anything
-No making people miserable
-Pretty much... NOTHING AT ALL.

I can't think any thing that is forgivable, even if it isn't illegal
>> No. 18644
>>18638
>Use things never done before

Mykan sweetie, your fics read like you went to TV Tropes and proudly exclaimed "MUST USE ALL OF THEM!", conveniently ignoring the ones you found to difficult to grasp...
>> No. 18645
>>18644

ahem...

-An Alicorn with three horns (Neverbeen done before)
-A race of all warriors (Never been done before in MLP)
-Dimesnions and other worlds (Never done before in MLP)
-ID Numbers (Never been done before in MLP)
>> No. 18646
>>18645

In your own words, why are any of those things interesting?
>> No. 18647
>>18642
Oh yeah, yu and killing someone. *laughs*
I have better ideas set up already than you would have mister "I want Twilight to be raped". cause if you want thatm, just go on some clopfic page.

as for your villains who have been controlled... *laughs* lets look over

-Logan
Your Count Bleck rip off. He was not controlled. Too much of BB (or rather you using BB as a mouthpiece to whine about Things change and taking your revenge on the fictional multiverse for it happening) was in charge of Logan and it is shown in your dialogues and narration of the story, everytime you want to make us feel sorry for BB and how he, someone who right now laughs like a little schoolgirl while destroying all life in existence because Terra dumping him was the las straw to break his mind, is right in everything he does. He is not. He is just like you: a whiny shit who is thirsty for revenge against everyone instead of facing his problems. case in point: destroying Starfire`s homeplanet just because Robin is in a relationship with her and you gate Robin to the point you want him dead.

-Trigon BB
BB posessed by Trigon. Admitedly, Trigon is too much in charge here But he is also just some convoluted plot excuse to use him so you can explain how BB is evil but still innocent of doing stuff like BLOWING UP A HIGH SCHOOL!!!
What is wrong ith you? was High School that traumatic for you, you want to blow of steam by imagening all your old bullies dying in a fire? Join some terror cell then.

-Garfield
What does a cat have to do with that

-Davis/Commander Red
Please! Davis of Digimon becoming a Mewtu rip off and creating a clone army of child soldiers to take over the world/destroy all love, becoming a terrorist by doing so. Him beng posessed by the spirit of some old army general was a shitty idea you wrote in a retcone of this fanfic years after you had finished it, cause I told you I am going to mock it. Davis was all the tie in the original draft evil, blowing up all his soldiers (again, children) as they failed him, wanted to kill his former friends, kills peopl, declares war on mankind... and then gets scott free because the digidestined are at the jury of his trial and the judge likes him.
THAT was a kharma houdini.
>> No. 18648
Because they've never been used before... and are facinating to experiment with and study...

Plus I think they're cooler than most thigns I've seen...

Other people have said to me...

"A Tri-Horned Unicorn. Now that is somethign different... It's gott abe legendarry or something"

"I don't know... but I think I like your Grand ruler more than I like Celestia"

...

And believe me those wer enot My hand writing... they were sent by people
>> No. 18649
>>18647

You're an idiot Maniak ya know that.

So you openly admitted even if someone is being contorl and NOT responsible for their actions... that's nothing!
>> No. 18650
>>18649

And you didn't read Child Soldiers propelry Did you...

They never failed and he never pusnihed them...

the laws of the real world are...

Children or not... They are soldiers... they are prepared to give thier lives if they must.

And they'r ejust clones... their just clay figures... expendible tools!
>> No. 18651
Besides... I can't do those things what am I going to write about...?

-I can't make them evil
-I can't make them kill themselves
-I can't make them move on
-I can't make them move away

What Can I do...

Would Could BB possibly have done on The End of ends instead?
>> No. 18652
>>18650
I read your first draft of the story that is still on somewhere and I will still mock. And there he killed them. The soldiers fleee, he blows up their escape pods. You just, for the sake of shitty writing and plot resolvence killed thousand of children. And I don`t care that they are "just" clones. There is enough fictional work out there that is about how even artificial life is worth something and while your abomination of a Digimon fanfic is just fiction, I still value even fictional life to a certain degree. And you killed pointlessly for no real purpose.

But unfortunately you have your head so high up your ass, you don`t even realize how you come out as a monster of an author.
>> No. 18653
Then what is Davis supposed do...?
>> No. 18654
>>18653
I am not giving you an answer, cause every idea I have revolves about te fact, that this story needs to be deleted and every proof of its existence has to be erased from this plane of reality. It is just utter shit, like 95% of your work. If I am very generous I say in some of your stories would be at least a spark of an idea for an average or okay story, but in general... just leave. And don`t get started again on whining how you have to write to get some relief cause like your fanfics, you just repeat yourself over and over with that.

Really, you want advice for your writing? Make a deal with the devil. Your soul for the ability to write half as shitty as Stephenie Meyer and you would probably be a better author.

On another note, you always say some people told you, your Celesto is more awesome than Celestia. Who. Who did that? you say "there are people who like it" but you don`t give one damn name. Also, if they are afraid of Celestia.... well, they can join you in the luna bin.
>> No. 18655
You give me an answer an dI'll giv eyou the name
>> No. 18656
I'm still curious as to why he started writing that abortion of a fic to begin with...
>> No. 18657
Mykan, do you have to keep egging on the bronies?
>> No. 18658
>>18653
Okay, deal. You want to know what Davis is supposed to do?
Well he has to fight the fight,
cause there is nothing that he fears.
He has to figure out what to do next...

Hey, you never said I have to give a good answer. Also, I think all bronies know, what I mean.
>> No. 18659
>>18657

Aww, but he's our squeaky chew toy...
>> No. 18660
That's not what I meant...

So you didn't give me the right answer...

If Davis loses Kari...

But you don't wnat me doing the below

-Cna't kill him
-Can't make him evil
-Can't move on
-Can't move away

What is Davis supposed to do...?
>> No. 18661
>>18657

What goes around comes around!
>> No. 18662
>>18660
grow balls
>> No. 18663
>>18661

Two wrongs don't make a right, Mykan
>> No. 18664
>>18658

Wow! That's so awesome! Did you just come up with that now?
>> No. 18665
>>18657
Oh, hi. you are the fan who send the critic to him, right? the guy he told me, does not matter for him at all.
>> No. 18666
>>18662

Who? Mykan or Davis?
>> No. 18667
>>18666
Both I guess. the fact he admited to enjoy Teletubbies just adds to how he really needs them.
And that`s said by someone who enjoys FiM.
>> No. 18668
Grow balls...?? that's moving on...

And he's not supposed to do that... your rules
>> No. 18669
>>18665
What? I don't matter to him? Oh, so he can try and fail to win over an imageboard, but his fans don't matter?
>> No. 18670
Buddy Keith... perhaps if you haven't alreayd read it... you'd liek the REAL STORY... now that I can answer you
>> No. 18671
>>18669
well basically he told me he does not care that much for people giving him anonymous reviews. you know, people not being regular ff.net members and such, when I asked him about you and why he does not listen someone who cares about him.
>> No. 18672
>>18670

Don't think I would hate on something without having experience with it.
>> No. 18673
Mykan lives by such odd little rules... I wonder what his criteria are for what gets turned into a rule or not.
>> No. 18674
>>18671

But it shouldn't matter whether the review is anonymous or not! Advice is advice.
>> No. 18675
I can't ANSWER anonymus reviews like I can signed ones!

Plus the advice given I could not understand and even if I could it's proabbly just another way to make it written like FIM... which is what I DIDN'T WANT
>> No. 18676
>>18670
oh and Mickey, let me give the people the real story. So, you want to know who drive him to write this. It was me.

It was an experiment. I wanted to see, if Michaels megalomania would be so big, that if I tell him that MLP:FiM is such a big thing and something he would still fail at, he would actually write a fanfic.

And he did better than I could expect. Heck, the Grand Ruler had a prototype that was basically a ponygenerator created ponyfication of Mykan in his Dakari King cosplay. It was a fandom rape troll attempt. And he took it serious.
Before he even watched one episode of FiM, he already created his fanfic universe!
>> No. 18677
I WILL GIVE THE REAL STORY IF YIU DON'T MIND!!

I can answer for myself! Whereas only you tell lies!
>> No. 18678
>>18676

I'm shocked! If I tried suggesting a fanfic idea, Mykan would probably turn it down, but one of his detractors, he'll make an entire universe for?
>> No. 18679
>>18678

The Grand ruler wa sno creted form my Dakari King costume... I thought his looks up from scratch...
>> No. 18680
>>18676

Whoa, seriosly? If that is true, I love you so much!
>> No. 18681
You're a liar Maniak...

I did not use any costumes!!

I made it all myself!
>> No. 18682
>>18669
You're catching on. All he wants are people to pat his back, it doesn't matter who.
>> No. 18683
>>18681
I think what Maniak meant is that he (Maniak) used your costume as the basis of his generated Mykan pony
>> No. 18684
>>18678
and I didn`t suggest anything. He came up with the Rainbow Stione, the rainbow rod and all the other stuff himself. II just made him obsess about MLP by mentioning it and sending clips. He got obsessed to the point he created all that.
Want to know the origin of Titan`s name? Some puppet show where Titan was the name of a super villain.

Krysta is named after the fairy of Ferngully. And the Grand Ruler in the first draft had the name Mykan until I told him how it would make him look like a fag.
>> No. 18685
Well I didn't!!

I made up his looks myself!
>> No. 18686
MANIAK... SHUT UP!!!!

I can explain thigns for myself you know...

STOP LYING!!
>> No. 18687
>>18686

Then explain!
>> No. 18689
Thank you...

Now Buddy Keith... lets tackle this one at a time... what's the firts thing you'd like to know?
>> No. 18690
>>18689

Okay. Why My Little Unicorn? Why did you make it?
>> No. 18691
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18691
>>18684
>> No. 18692
>>18686
I am not lying. Want me to tell them how one of your abandoned ideas had Mykan being able to knit things? Or how you at first thought Fluttershy is an attention whore?
>> No. 18693
I made it beacue

-Maniak kept egging me on... saying I could neve rhope to make one and constantly insulting me over and over again

-I don't like FIM and the way it is...

-I don't believe Friendship is really magic when Magic comes form inside you... it comes from BELIVING

-I and others wanted ot see more ACTION... more villians and battles... We want to see Power Rangers DBZ or super heroes... Not what FIM had at all...

-I also admit... I have a little Cartoon Crush on Celestia but I have a grip on reality She's not real and I'm not REALLY all THAT into her.

-I wnat the Equestrians to learn some lessons my way...

...

But honestly... it was mostly becuase of Maniak and his bullying mocking ways.

He dare dme... he insulte dme... he pushed me... so I decided to do it
>> No. 18694
>>18692

I think I just came a little...!
>> No. 18695
>>18693

So, basically, Maniak egged you on, so he wasn't lying.

If he's telling the truth, then why lie about him lying?
>> No. 18696
Oh I missed one...

I also have 100s of ideas that flood my head and it make sit difficutl to sleep unless I get them out... that's why I write int he firts place.
to ease off... blow out the energy and get tired
>> No. 18697
All Maniak ever does is lie insult... mock... flame...

His wish is for me to get what I deserve (Somethign bad) and FOR WHAT?
>> No. 18698
And he did better than I could expect

That's abullface dlie... ever since form day one it's been scum, swears, inacuracies... and worse!
>> No. 18699
>>18697

There is always going to be haters. You can't please everyone, so why are you trying to win over the haters (and failing), yet ignoring your fans?
>> No. 18700
You don't understand... Maniak make shis JOB to hate things... even if it's done RIGHT... he just spams it diliberatly.

Besides... I prefer to work alone without much advice.

Besides... the advice most people give me is stuff I don't want.
>> No. 18701
>>18700

And yet you listened to Maniak and made a My Little Pony fanfic.

If he does nothing but hate and flame, why not... you know, ignore him?
>> No. 18702
>>18699
Not mocking you, I'm genuinely curious - why are you a fan of his? You seem like a reasonable, discerning individual. There is far greater fare out there in any fandom than the work he produces. Why read Mykan's stuff?
>> No. 18703
Heck... he even spams my other fans... or insults them just as badly
>> No. 18705
>>18702

Considering his conduct, I'm beginning to ask MYSELF that. I guess it's because I like how he tries different approaches to the source material. I didn't give two shits about Wedding Peach, yet I liked Band of Seven and the Super Devil.

That being said, this was a serious misstep for Mykan
>> No. 18706
>>18703

I don't know. I'm not seeing too much flaming from Maniak
>> No. 18708
>>18706

Hmmm how about this...

oh shut up Mykan and go cry because people are showing what bunch of loser you are. if you want to show MLP fans your revenge, go on ponychan and whine there
>> No. 18709
>>18705
Fair enough.
>> No. 18710
And the fact that he said I should die and that parents would be happy...

Or that my parents should've used comdoms...

Or even recently IN HERE that my fics should be wippe dout of all existence...
>> No. 18711
>>18710

And you take him seriously?
>> No. 18712
>>18711

VERY...!!
>> No. 18714
>>18712

He's just trolling you. Ignore him, and hell, ignore that entire Project whatever site, and you'll feel much better
>> No. 18715
>>18712
Okay then, try not doing that.
>> No. 18716
Nope...

He also said... he's never gonna quit... "Until he gets what he deserves"
>> No. 18717
And the fact that there are people like him even allowed ont he net BUGS THE HELL OUT OF ME!

I have no tollerance for bullies of any kind... and prefer to see them lose!
>> No. 18718
How cna I not when he keeps spreading Lies...

And doens't shut about Rape!
>> No. 18719
>>18716

If you ignore him long enough, he'll go away. All trolls are like that
>> No. 18720
No they aren't...

Ignored once and what happened... they succeeded in turning som online fans agianst me!
>> No. 18722
Besides... leaving me alone is not enough...

I'm tyring to figure a way to shut them down... out of action... before they REALLY hurt someone else
>> No. 18724
>>18714
He's already decided to be unhappy. Literally, he's decided to dedicate his life to living without love, friendship or companionship, destroying himself to somehow spite a world that won't even notice. He's also refused to seek therapy or counselling despite his cries of a broken home and suffering from depression and mental illness.

There's been many people on this thread trying to white knight and help him, but it's impossible to get through to him.

You can't save someone who doesn't want to be saved, and he's content to wallow in comfortable misery. It sounds harsh, but it's true. Your time is better spent elsewhere.
>> No. 18725
>>18720

Turned fans against you?

Are you sure you haven't done anything to justify fans turning against you?
>> No. 18729
>>18725

People keep telling me to change and do thigns I COMPLELETY LOATHE and depsise and want to live without...

They think just becuase I choose to live without these things... I deserve to get killed or hurt...

When the fact is... I'm not doing naythign wrong and I'm not hurting anyone else
>> No. 18732
>>18729

I've been reading this thread and found people want to try and help you, yet you're giving them the cold shoulder
>> No. 18734
That's becuase they wnat me to do things I DON'T WANT DO?

They're trying to turn into somethign that I hate!
>> No. 18735
>>18734
You mean a moral, functional human being?

Wow, how horrifying. Those monsters.
>> No. 18737
>>18734

A person who can take care of himself, gain friends, and live a fulfilling life?
>> No. 18738
No no no...

-I don't want to fall in love... get married have kids or sex or anything of the sort...

And I prefer to be alone...

See this song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d63QJZ1OP9E&feature=fvsr

In my veiw... only UNHAPPY people are allowed ot enjoy it. If your happy, why would you want to hear a song like this?
>> No. 18739
>>18738

I'm not here to watch your videos again, and I'm not here to make you change your ways. I'm trying to get you to stop feeding the haters ammo
>> No. 18741
Uh Reality check not gonna happen...

They say and I QUOTE

"You wnat to stop feeding us, get off the internet"
>> No. 18743
>>18741

Come on. Don't be silly. No troll would continue on for so long
>> No. 18744
You'd be surprised...

There's always a first...

Stranger things have happened

I repeat the I QUOTE

"You wnat to stop feeding us, stop writing and get off the net."
>> No. 18745
>>18738
>If your happy, why would you want to hear a song like this?
If we're talking about the background song,

and ONLY the background song,

I'd say I'd enjoy it because it's well performed and poignant. Even if you're a happy person, people are capable of feeling and empathizing with a range of emotions.

By deciding to be sad, you limit yourself.
>> No. 18746
>>18745

You know, come to think of it, he has been kind of a one-trick pony (No pun intended) lately
>> No. 18747
>>18746
It's because he refuses to look anywhere new for inspiration and shuns any help or advice offered. He's dead set in his ways, but he's churned out so many stories, all of them merely frameworks of ideas, that things are probably looking a bit sparse for his fans.

I'd advice looking for greener pastures. He doesn't want to improve.
>> No. 18748
But songs are supposed to make you FEEL... get a point across... maybe even OPEN YOUR EYES...

Happy people have no reason to be sad if everything is fine. So why would anyone wnat to hear a song about heartbreak or things that aren't happening to them...?

"Yo... Pinkie Pie... Songs aren't toys for entertainment. They're for educational reasons, getting a quick point across, or expression or revealing emotional truths."

That's something I use when I make singers give up their careers and only sing when the time is right

You need a REASON to sing... you cna't just go off when you want
>> No. 18750
>>18747

Why do you think that is agian?
>> No. 18751
>>18748

"Songs aren't toys for entertainment."

So, you can just make songs for fun is what you're saying? Come on, the Top 40 is full of songs that aren't educational

>>18747
Any suggestions for writers to fall back on?
>> No. 18752
>>18748
No, you are in fact completely mistaken. Wanting to sing is reason enough to sing. Music is art, and the greatest art is done for no reason but because it deserves to be expressed.

You're so used to writing stories to retaliate against plot points or characters or people you son't like, you fail to understand that stories should be allowed the chance to be told based on their own merits, without ulterior motive or agenda.
>> No. 18753
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18753
>>18614
>> No. 18754
>>18753

That's another thing I don't like doing... snacking...

I try to snack as little as posible
>> No. 18755
>>18751
Well, what fandoms do you like? I'm afraid lately, only FiM has held my interest.

Maybe try TVTropes.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanficRecommendations

That could get you started.
>> No. 18756
>>18752

Okay so maybe you do know...

I have been int he dark for so long I've adapted to it... nothing else will do.

Besides... It's easier to work with it than the light... heck sometims thigns have to GET darkner befor elighter anyway...
>> No. 18759
I like Davis and Kari...

Beast Boy and Terra...

Jonesy and Nikki...

And I should I name you a list of my Cartoon Crushes?
>> No. 18760
>>18755

That's cool, but I was actually thinking of breaking from Fanfiction and going to original creations
>> No. 18761
NO!! NO!! DEFIANTLY NO!!

*Clears throat*

Sorry about that
>> No. 18762
>>18760
Try Terry Prattchet. 'Going Postal' is great, or maybe something like 'Thief of Time', 'Soul Music', or any of the books focusing on the Watchmen. Funny, clever and full of action.
>> No. 18763
>>18761

What? I'm not allowed to not read things that aren't fanfics?
>> No. 18764
I don't like to read...

Besides... I don't want to be a real writer... I never did...
>> No. 18765
>>18763

Oh... I thought you were talking about me
>> No. 18766
>>18765

If you looked at the preceding posts, it would be painfully obvious he was talking about me, but you seem to have a persecution complex, so I guess I could forgive that
>> No. 18767
>>18766

Perhaps... but I reeally couldn't tell
>> No. 18792
you know Mykan, seeing how you just failed with the entire MLU thing and also kinda like you behave to your own fans (Buddy in that case) here, is for me reason enough to just stop "trolling" at all. And seriously, you took anything I ever said for bare money? I am a sarcast. I am most of the time not serious.

And by now... well, I think seeing how you are finished with the story, it would be appropriate to give a more insightful review of it on this page sooner or later. But first I will try to avoid any kind of repetative answer, seeing how most people here already tried to reason with you why most of your stuff in the story was cliched and such.
Will I try to reason with you regarding the comment? Nope. Cause after all the time I know it is a lost cause. You don`t want to change your fanfics at all. Instead of telling stories, you juts want to get agendas across the net.
Will I give alternatives of what you could have done? Probably, mostly because as shown in a few of my last posts, I think basic ideas of it still could have been the first building stones of something at least average enough to make it okay. You know, like getting rid of the Sailor Moon esque fights.
>> No. 18800
Get rid rid of the Sailor Moon fights?

That's what builds more than half the paddings.
>> No. 18801
>>18800
You know, the funny thing in this regard is, I don`t think you should get rid of fights in general. I just think that you need less fights, that if you write them you should actually build up suspense and that by making the characters fight like Sailor Moon and her scouts, you actually make the entire thing girlier than the actual show you knock off.
>> No. 18802
>>18801

STOP... calling me names!

If I get rid of fights in General... then it looks too much like FIM... which I DO NOT WANT!

Remember this is my world. not Lauren Faust's
>> No. 18803
And without much of the fights... I pretty much don't have a lot to write with that won't relate it to FIM... or something ridiculous
>> No. 18804
>>18802
I did not call you names, Michael. I was pointing out flaws. You want to be called names? That is being called names:

(insert number of names I am too lazy to write out, mostly because not worth the time)

Mykan: Stop giving me names!

But I thought you wanted to be called names?

... okay I have to stop the stupid references. I already start to RP. *shudders*

The thing is, by reducing the amount of fighting, you can actually build up suspense in regard of what the villains (if you can call Titan and his henchponies that)are up to. Also the heroes actually losing once in a while badly would make sure that they are not build up as the Gary Stus and Mary Sues they are.
See, the problem with a "monster of the week" fight is, that it gets repetative over time to the point, people lose the interest in it at all. Therefore shows like Digimon also had mostly build up on story and character interaction, with the fighting action being perhaps on for three minutes in the episode and the rest being actual build up.

Also, your "monsters" are just cheap. Monsters that had been created by random objects all over the place? It would at least be interesting, if they had abilities that are a bit more creative. What do I know...
A lot of magical books being turned by Titan himself into a giant consisting out of them, hold together by magic and shooting all kinds of spells from the books it consists of, turning the entire area into Wackyland and actually trapping the "heroes" in the books.

Also, don`t use the uniforce or the rainbow rod (god does that sound gay) that often. Get rid of the monsters also by more tactical means.
E.g. burn down the flower monster.
>> No. 18805
>>18804

Big, throbbing rainbow rod.
>> No. 18806
>>18803
just because something is slightly similar to something doesn't mean it's bad. Some things are common because they work. I only have seen FiM a couple times and while it isn't my cup of tea, it has it's good points
>> No. 18807
>>18805
The rainbow rod. What Rainbow Blitz calls his best part.

So, I thought a bit more about the entire idea with an "own" pony universe (I actually don`T want to call it alternate universe, cause based on my experience with good fanfics and comics, that means a universe that is very similiar to the one of a main series) and I think I also have now a title:

My little pony: The Pullanus Chronicles.

I am also working on a reimagening of most of Mykan`s "unicorns" for the sake. Does anyone here have a good alternate name for "Abra Kadabra"? I look for something that reminds of street magicians a la David Blaine
>> No. 18808
>>18804

"You Knock off!" (That counts)

There's already been thigns close enough... like the Knight minions... they almost won, and Nightmare... she almost won... and so did Titan...

But I know what you're htinking of and the anser is no... Not this time. That method had been used in many shows once too often... this time... if you lose... you're dead.

No... Titan does not have books. And your idea of a wackyland sound slike Discord... what did I say before about using FIM...? As for th emonsters... what do you expect...? What other finer way to make a monster than by turning something pretty or calm into somehitng nightmarish (if that's even a word)

No... it does NOT sound Gay.

The uniforce is like an Exioda Blast, and without the Rainbow Rod, we can't finish off the monsters as easily. Further...

Uniforce sounds like Universe... and it doesn't get more powerful than that.

UNIFORCE..!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dTTzYm1s6Q&feature=related
>> No. 18809
>>18808
Again. Just because you don't like FiM Doesn't mean that you need to make everything completely different
>> No. 18810
>>18806

You don't know Maniak, do you... he's overly sensitive to event he slightest MENTION of anythign that's been done before.

The minute someone throws a punch he considers it a rip off
>> No. 18811
>>18808
You know, I use the term "wackyland" cause after all, that still would be a MLP uiniverse and you yourself said, it is something a la kids show. And I don`t think that "kids" would have much fun with something that then looks like the city R`lyeh, after it has been puked out by the Thing from Carpenter`s movies.

And when I say "win" I mean, let the villains for example almost kill someone. Break a few limbs. As for "Titan has no books", that is just you once more not getting the actual point.

Let me put it up in words that you may get: You are so far away form getting the actual point I want to make, you leave the known universe, and enter another one, where MLU would actually make sense and be good. Because Lauren Faust and her husband work on it.
>> No. 18812
>>18809

Oh yes I do...! That's what it means to make your own world and Tell the Equestrians to keepo their lives to themselves...

Too bad Maniak won't bug off and leave my Unicorns alone!
>> No. 18813
>>18810
dunno. Maniak (insults aside) has been acting pretty rationally
>> No. 18814
Well I'm not Lauren Faust or her Husband...

Plus I've already hurt the Unicorns enough times! I hurt Starla's leg... badly beat up Lightning... hit Celesto many times... and the battle with nightmare... Luna and the other 3 sure got a beating.

But like I said... NOT your way... NOT!! That method is far too cliched, repetative, and isn't gonna work this time. I've seen it too much and it's way to predicitble.

As for a whoe new universe... that's exactly what this is... why do you think I call it... The Dimesnional Universe

THE Universe= Is our world

The DIMENSIONAL universe= Not our world, where things are a little stranger
>> No. 18815
>>18812
Maniak has been rational (insults aside)
>> No. 18816
>>18810

2Slightly" mentioning?
Ehm... okay, let me perhaps enlighten Buddy a bit:

I have read a lot of Mykan`s fanfics in order to know what he rips off and how bad he is and the bad thing about him is, that he does not get the difference between "working with a same basic concept" as someone else, and ripping another source completely off.

Case in point: the end of ends, where BB turns into a omnicidial maniac and wants to destroy the multiverse, cause he can`t bear being the punching back of the universe anymore.

Now I am not someone who hates stories about omnicidial maniacs. Heck, many of the villains I have thought of are like that. Mykan`s problem is, instead of coming up with his own villain of that kind, he just rips off a much superior villain:
Count Bleck, form Super Paper Mario.

Count Bleck was a mage and tribesman devoted to protect the so called Dark Prognosticus, a book that contained dark magic and the knowledge to destroy all of reality. After hsi true love gets "killed" by his father, Bleck (back then claled Lumiere) goes insane with grief, tries to find peace in the book and turns into Count Bleck, a multidimensional mage who wants to destroy all of reality with the so called "Dark Heart", which creates a black hole like riff in reality called the Void, sucking up all reality.

What kind of villain did Mykan create? Count Logan, who is BB who stumbles in Raven`s library about the Dark Prognosticus (writen by Trigon)and then gets the abilities of Bleck, which he uses to create the Void to... see a pattern here? Instead of just coming up with something on his own, he copies the exact same plot.
And don`t get me started on how he rips of entire scenes and plots of movies and shows to fill his "plot".
>> No. 18817
>>18815

Perhaps... but still he's asking me to do a hole bunch of things that just aren't possible and what I don't understand or won't like and may mock myself.

If I get rid of the fights... well... I'm just gonna plain have to get rid of all the evil there is... that's what it means to me.
>> No. 18819
Uh Maniak... Logan does not have Bleck's powers... he has his own...

And create... what the heck is there to create on my own in the shortest possible time!

What I made was a crossover infusion. I used little bits of Super Paper mario but altered them to suit the TT verse.

they all just fit so well becuase I did my research.
>> No. 18820
>>18819
You mean ... You deliberately rush your stories out?
>> No. 18821
>>18820

Yes... many authors spend months... years making their stories.

"I/You have only 1-2 months sometimes less"

Becuase there's a pile up a mile wide behind me

I've made over 125 fics and over 150 vids... but over 100 more and multiplying rapidly to go... the longer I stalll the higher it builds

There's no time to stop and think... get that fic up there and GET IT UP NOW!!!

*Ahem*

Sorry
>> No. 18822
>>18817
Why does "getting rid" of most of the fights automatically means for you "get rid of all evil". You know, I know a few shows, where there is not really a fight against something evil, instead we get character development and heroes trying to get out of difficult situations, to find out more about the plot or so. Cases in point: One Piece and Fullmetal Alchemist. Sure, there are also fights (and when they happen, they are awesome) but there is also build up to the fights, "drama/plot" going on and an aftermath to the conflict that also goes on a bit.

Your stories don`t even help to establish much of the "world" you created. You throw in the existence of humanoid fairies right in the opening and your story has a lot of flaws. E.g.: If Celesto alone created his "unicorns" and they only live in that one universe, why is it, that Lightning has been born in some other place of the multiverse and still has the same physical characteristics than "your"... things?
>> No. 18823
>>18821
That is the worst possible mindset to follow if you are a writer. You should take time to make sure your work is good. To paraphrase Shigeru Miyamoto: A delayed work can eventually be good, but a bad work will always be bad
>> No. 18824
>>18822

Which is why THEY SUCK and arne't cool enough to me!

Duh... The Dimesnional Universe is BIG...

"Equestria and Unicornicopia aren't the only places Unicorns come from" I thoguth it was a given.

And sometimes I create worlds specifically to destroy them later
>> No. 18825
>>18820
... you know, I have to ask that now. And please don`T take that as an insult: But what exactly made you interested in Mykan`s fanfics to begin with? The fact he uses some other ideas and writes stuff that the way it happened there, would not have happened in that show?

I mean, under those circumstances, can I interest you in a fanfic idea where the Toon Collector from Bonkers has been turned into an multiversal conqueror, who after having broken the fourth wall, has the ability to create toons out of his own drawings and travels through reality, in order to kidnap other toons and make them part of his collection, until he stumbles upon the TT and they have to fight him off, before he can make sure that Jump City is forever preserved as "mint"?
>> No. 18826
>>18823

I told you before BK... I write fics to blow off steam and feel better...

If I don't hurry and get them done I could really get hurt.
>> No. 18827
>>18825
you know how most ff.net stories are like yaoi or sickeningly sweet romance stories? I got into Mykan because he doesn't fall into those pitfalls
>> No. 18828
Who's says they wouldn't have happened...?

I thoguht you said The possiblitlies are ENDLESS
>> No. 18829
>>18824

Mykan, do you even know how FMA and OP are doing right now? No? Why is that? Oh wait, I know the answer: Because you don`T watch them or care for anime ever since you "abandoned" animation, having seen way too often, how things turned shitty in your eyes.

Seriously, as someone who has read the FMA manga till the last chapter I am going to tell you, stop judging shows you don`T know anything about. and before you say "but you do the same", I don`t. I watched episodes of 6teen in order to see, what is the appeal for you to it. And I hated it. Ron was the only entertaining thing and that was mostly, because he is a Christopher Walken expy.

But back to the "ponies" I guess:
Why did you put humans iny our story with the fairies? Why not make them more furry?
>> No. 18830
>>18829

Not humans... HUMANIOD...

Again... The Dimesnional Universe where MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE abound

-Ponies, Pegasi, Unicorns
-Faries
-Elfs
-Imps
-Trolls
-Demons

All SORTS of Creatures...

And Furry...? BEcuase I don't get that... what would I make furry... and if it relates to FIM I proobably wouldnt
>> No. 18831
Besides... what do you expect a fairy to look like?

A little glowing ball with wings that goes "Hey! Listen!"
>> No. 18832
>>18827

Yeah, I know that problem. But seriously, if Mykan was the first alternative, you did not search deep enough. Sorry...
I mean fine, finding real quality on ff.net is always a challenge in it`S own, but it is possible. PErsonally I suggest, look up tvtropes and fanfic recommendations.

"Those lakcing spines" is for example a brilliant parody fic regarding Kingdom Hearts and fanfic cliches, seeing how members of Organisation XIII have to enter the fanfic multiverse in order to stop some parasite that turned other organisation members into Seme and Ukes, from doing the same to the rest of the canon universe. Believe me, that thing is fucking hilarious. especially when they have to kill the biggest Mary Sue of all time or face of the "Grand Master Fangirl"
>> No. 18833
>>18830
Trolls? So you out PA into that again? *grins*

And yeah, did not really see much of those in your stories. Heck, you were not very creative with the creatures in general. Okay, the dog wood, but what does something like that look like? A dog made out of wood? Reminds me of the Timber wolves.
>> No. 18834
>>18833

Trolls as in those little plump creatures who under the BRIDGE!!!

I mean REALLY... do you ALWAYS have to POP OFF like that?
>> No. 18835
And Dog wood is a kind of Tree
>> No. 18836
>>18834
Would someone please explain him, that I am not "popping off" and are rather calm and nonchalantly making a few points here?

Oh by the way, speaking of your fanfiction: If the warrior race of unicorns in unicornicopia was always trained tio fight of evil... well, what kind of evil did they even ever face off, after Titan was thrown back in his dimension`? Just asking, cause a military force that exists to fight against a none existent enemy sounds kinda stupid, especially when the Unicorcnicopiasn are living in a dimension, that no one can easily enter except he is one of your Titan related villains.
>> No. 18837
It gets even more stupid by the fact, that therefore that ALL unicornicopians are strong fighters as you say it, the only ones who actually do something are perhaps eight blant characters, who have jobs that not really are something a "warrior" would be associated with. I mean, painting, gardening and cooking? Hobbies in most cases and in the last case, it would actually be something on battelfield, cause every bataillon needs also proviant. But otherwise...
>> No. 18838
Manaik... first of all I want you to think about what you just said...

And then consider is Titan really the only evil?

There are other crimes, and other bad guys to protect the DU from.

The Dimension of Darkness may be gone now, but that doesn't mean everlasting peace. There will always be something out there... that's what's called

"Left for veiwers to decide"
>> No. 18839
>>18837

What's th ematter... you never heard that looks can deciciving...?

Like Mild Mannered Clark Kent, a Nerdy News Paper reporter is the man of steel.

Maniak... why don't you consider ALL options?
>> No. 18840
>>18838
First, I think the only way for you to come up with some new evil is by ripping of Power rangers. Means probably we will see something like Mesagog or however that Dino villain was called.

Second, be afraid bronies, this guy is going to write a sequel one way or another. Cause his viewers don`t care (last one calle dhim a liar), there are no comments beside five on his fic and this guy can`t let go of any show he has ever writen something off.
So yeah, next year on fanfiction net: My little unicorn: Have faith in pony Jesus.

This time the unicornicopians have to defeat the evil Lady Faustus, who has come back to protect her own kingdom from the mind slugs that are the Unicornicopians.
>> No. 18841
Maniak... grow up!

You really don't consider things or look beyond DO you?
>> No. 18842
>>18841
Well, do you?
>> No. 18843
Further I didn't watch Dino Thunder
>> No. 18844
Yes I do... I consdier my options... let's look at The End of ends... why did I turn BB into Strogner version of Bleck...

-Raven is into books, and she has spell books, and she's a victim of curses. So... the Dark Prognosticus will go well with her. She can be cursed witht he charge of gaurding it or something, an dit freaks her out.

-Bleck and BB are very much alike. They both are trumatized Sadistic people who lost things they held dear to them, and in the real world... Sometimes real people feel like that

-The Titans never faced anything liek the black hole/Void before. It's original to them. They may have faced the end of the world, but not something as far as this.

To me... this is great stuff... I can use it to make BB insot one of the most treacherous enemies the Titans will ever face, and Reveal secrets and truth about the Titans that people don't seem to think about at the same time.

Yet you... you just crap on it and act very poor!
>> No. 18846
I mean you say I ripped off all of Supe Paper Mario word for word... Well I didn't!

There is no flipside... no pixies... no paper... no MErlon...

and the books are now stronger and different than they were before. The enemy has powers and Skills Bleck didn't have.

There's twist ending...

I only borrowed SOME things off of Super Paper Mario, they were necessary to using for plot... it wouldn't matter what else I;d use anyway... You'd still act badly

You've got to consider options and look on ahead when wondering if something can be done!
>> No. 18847
>>18846

Hey, here's an idea you might like! Have you considered crossovers? Maybe Sonic/Pokémon might be something for you?
>> No. 18848
>>18847

Sorry... not into sonic at all...

And Don't do much with pokemon
>> No. 18849
>>18848

Oh, but it would be great for you! You could have Pokémon/Sonic hybrids and they would all by ruled by your self-insert Gary Stu, and you could use plotlines stolen from old cartoons, interspersed with you raging about how you were treated badly in high school. And if you're mocked by people online, you can have them killed in the story. It would be perfect for you!
>> No. 18850
I aske dyou to STOP being a shithead!
>> No. 18851
>>18849

And for the last time... STOP CALLING CELESTO MY SLEF INSERT... HE'S NOT!!!!!
>> No. 18862
>>18851
But you admit hes a gary stu, right?

Also, one needs only look at >>17655 to know instantly he's a self-insert.
>> No. 18882
No he's not a Gary Stu...

And for the last time... he's looks ar eNOT based on my costume...!!!
>> No. 18889
Looks like I didn't miss much
>> No. 18892
>>18849

He could even have a story where he finds that he holds the cure for changes
>> No. 18893
You don't get it do you...

I'm taking it as an INSULT and act of war!
>> No. 18894
>>18893

Chill, just because I'm a fan doesn't mean I can't joke around a little
>> No. 18895
>>18894

You a fan?

Of who?
>> No. 18896
>>18895

You.
>> No. 18897
>>18896

How?
>> No. 18899
>>18897

Are you doubting me?
>> No. 18900
Well didn you say my Unicorns were bad too?
>> No. 18901
>>18900

What? You mean just because I criticize one of your stories, it means I hated the rest? Of course not!

The unicorns (as they are) were a terrible idea no matter who wrote them, but the fact it was you really disappointed me.
>> No. 18902
>>18901

So you do hate the unicorns...

Thats all I needed to hear...
>> No. 18903
>>18902

All you needed to hear for what?

Just because I liked some of your stories doesn't mean I have to like them all
>> No. 18904
>>18903

Who is talking about my other fics, other than Maniak and other Rejects?
>> No. 18905
>>18904

What is that even supposed to mean?
>> No. 18906
>>18905

Nevermind... but one thing is certain... Looks like I just found another reason too shoot the Equestrians...!
>> No. 18907
>>18906

what
>> No. 18909
>>18907

I told you... I hate FIM... that's why I made MLU... but apparently it wasn't enough.
>> No. 18910
>>18909

If you really hate FiM, then why write fanfics about it? Shouldn't you write about shows you like?
>> No. 18911
>>18910

You don't get it do you...

Why did I make The end of Ends for Teen Titans?
>> No. 18912
>>18911

Because you were pissed at Things Change, but the thing is you like Teen Titans, just not the episode. You hate FiM entirely.
>> No. 18913
>>18912

Uh uhn...

I hate Things Change SO INCREDIBLY MUCH...

I can't even LOOK at TT anymore... I don't wnat to know when it's on...

I always get upset...!

I pretty can't stand it for what it did...

It's a love/hate... and the hate has the advantage
>> No. 18920
>>18913

Okay, but you admit you liked Teen Titans... so you put your love of the show in, but if you have no love for a show, then why bother making a fanfic about it?
>> No. 18921
Why else?

Vengance...

To see what I wanted to see...

To blow off some munch needed steam so I don't have insomnia, and to give me something to do.

The end of Ends helpoed but only for a short while then I have to make another one, and another, and another... it just keeps going... that's why its important I rush... the work keeps piling up, and if I take a break the pain doens't
>> No. 18923
>>18921

I don't get it. Just ignore FiM if you really hate it so much. I don't get why you would need to get revenge on a harmless little show about colorful ponies and how much they care about friendship.

Like, I DESPISE Hannah Montana, but I don't go around making fanfics about how much I hate it
>> No. 18924
That's becuase you have a lifestyle... and a non-photographic memory...

There are plenty of ways for you to igrnoe it

I told you... I have nothing better to do
>> No. 18925
Besides... I got hurt by one too many shows one too many times..

I decided to fight back and show I;m angry
>> No. 18926
>>18925

So you embrace darkness for your stories?

I guess I could say this puts your work in

*Puts on Sunglasses*

A whole new light

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsjq5OXKcEA
>> No. 18927
>>18926

I don't watch CSI
>> No. 18930
>>18927

That wasn't the point. I was making a Horatio (a character from CSI Miami) joke. But that isn't the subject of this discussion
>> No. 18931
I don't joke and don't get jokes either
>> No. 18941
>>18931

Probably a tip-off that you shouldn't be writing humor into your stories, if the concept is that alien to you.
>> No. 18945
>>18941
I find thi smore funny than what's on TV today

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKnxIGeOChE
>> No. 18947
>>18945
now that's just bizarre. I know that you can break from your tradition of taking cues from Sesame Street.
>> No. 18949
>>18947

Think agaian...

Look at this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4Bwe8WgaSg
>> No. 18953
>>18949

I think I like this one a little bit more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1rJ6_59gDM
>> No. 18958
Hey... this isn't fair!

Why do you want me to get hurt?
>> No. 18964
>>18958
what's not fair? That he posted a video?
>> No. 18965
That vid was made specifically for people to hurt me and laugh at me... that's why it was made!
>> No. 18993
>>18906
really? Want to shoot the characters? And you are surprised we want to see your unicorns die?
>> No. 18996
>>18931

OH REALLY?!?!?!? I HAD NO IDEA!!
>> No. 19003
>>18996
You know Darvulia, if Mykan really wants to write now how Equestria gets destroyed and such, cause he wants to go on an "all out war" against friendship, why don`t we take the possibility of writing an alternate ending up to eleven in order to "defend" the show? Cause if he wants to take "revenge" on the show and its fans, why should not someone "strike back".
... okay, that was a stupid and fancy way to say "let`s work on a short alternate ending to MLU".

So, do you or anybody else here think he or she could write a scenario like that:

Seeing how the existence of weapons of mass stupidity have been proven in another universe, that the "enemy" used on Applelossa to turn it into G3 Ponyville, Celestia declares an all out war agains the realm of the queen of fairies.
(mind you, I am not talking about Krysta. She and her world is already dead, having been eaten by Parasprites)
So, how does the war scenario look like? A total mess of fandom memes and such.

Derpy accidentally blows up Dyno and Myte while trying to help them mining (derped them up with C4 explosives) , Starla gets eaten by a Ursa Minor, Rhymey gets in a rhyming battle with Zecora and loses as he can`t find a rhyme on "violet", the Grand Ruler gets molested by Celestia with her own strap on "Rainbow Rod",
Cookie Dough unfortunately meets Pinkamena and helps her making Cupcakes, whgile Mecha Pinkie destroys Yellow Hill. Abra gets set on fire by Trixie in a magic stunt trick, Lightning gets a good buck in the face by AJ before he can use his Sailor Moon stunt, Brain commits suicide out of despair after he can prove mathematically, that of all Equestrians Fleur De Lis has more personality than the entire population of Unicornicopia and for the big final, Luna uses her powers over the stars to hit Rainbow City with a meteor, while Octavia and Vynil Scartch are playing an orchestrated techno version of "Rock you like a hurricane"

Eventually the entire story turns out to be only a fanfic writen by Discord, Trollestia and Eduard Khil.
>> No. 19010
I thought I told you to leave my Unicorns alone!
>> No. 19015
Lightning had received a gift package from The Grand Ruler…
Unfortunately, it was wrapped with a special material, not the kind you could just rip off, or open. It could only be opened if something special were to happen. All it came with was a letter from The Grand Ruler…
Dear Lightning…
This package I have given you- It has been in my possession for centuries, and kept always ready but never needed until now. It will be very useful to you, but by now you are aware that you cannot open the package.
When the time is right, it shall be made clear to you.
Learn well and strong, my apprentice, and keep on believing.
Your caring Mentor: The Grand Ruler.
"Huh! I wonder what it is." Lightning said to himself, but he decided to just leave it be for now. He had other things to attend to.

Lightning, he spent a lot of time in the library or borrowing books to learn more Inquerius was passing by and saw him studying hard again. "Are you frustrated, Lightning?" she asked.
"I don't think frustrated is the word?" Lightning sighed "Do you have any other books that can help me find what I'm looking for?"
"You are not willing to give up? Even if it means you will not find what you seek here?" asked Inquerius.
"Duh…! That's why I've been stopping here every day." snapped Lightning. He apologized quickly for being rude, "But please… can you just help me out?"
Inquerius felt confused, "I have not been helping you already?"
Lightning was getting so frustrated at why all the questions were being thrown at him, but Artie was passing by with some books he was returning told Lightning, "I don't think you quite get it here. Her name is Inquerius, as in… inquire! She doesn't give answers, she asks questions. It's the way she talks."
Lightning got the drift now. Inquerius helped others by trying to get them to realize the answer for themselves. "Is there not something else you can do instead of pondering over this mystery?" asked Inquerius.
Krysta fluttered near her friend and suggested he go get Lunch. "You've been working too hard. You really should relax."
Lightning felt that was laughable. How could he relax at a time like this when he had so many unanswered questions tormenting him
All he could do was wait patiently

Lightning and Krysta had finished their lunch and thanked Cookie Dough. "Happy to do it for you guys." he replied, and then he left to get back to work.
Krysta let out a tiny burp. "Ooh! Excuse me!" she giggled, but Lightning still seemed distracted. "I don't get it…" he said. "How can everyone be so calm when there's an evil force out that that could attack any minute?"
Krysta was just as confused as he was, but then assumed everyone was just trying to be brave. "We can't just let one fact scare us."
"I don't know…" Lightning said as they left and decided to head to the garden to pick some flowers for their home in White Village.
Buddy Rose's flowers were so beautiful and nice to smell. Krysta was careful not to sneeze this time. Even Lighting admired the smell of the flowers, it actually made him forget about Titan for a moment.
As Krysta was about to pick some flower, Buddy Rose came along and said "You don't want those flowers."
"I don't…?"
"They're too plain- Too ordinary. Now I know something you'll really love." He motioned for them to follow him to a vacant patch in the flowerbeds with only mere drawings such beautiful flowers on sticks. They were so incredibly beautiful it was almost impossible to describe them…
Buddy Rose explained that's why they were called, the Beauti-Flors, and they only grew in his hometown, Redwood Meadows. "So why don't you have any here?" asked Lightning.
"I ordered a new supply of seeds from there, but my shipment's way overdue." said Buddy "I've written letters back, but I haven't gotten any replies."
Lightning didn't like the sound of this…!
"Can't you just go there and pick it up?" he asked.
Buddy Rose shook his head. "I can't abandon my garden, even on my breaks I'd never be able to fly over there and back in time, and I don't get off until sundown. I'd be too tired to go by then."
Then he gave Lightning and Krysta a peculiar look. "I don't suppose you want us to…" Lightning teased. "Well, it would be an excuse for me to visit Redwood anyway." So it was settled.
This was also Lightning's new job in Unicornicopa; the town helper. It was his job to volunteer and help people with their daily tasks if needed, or to do them simple errands of favors.
Lightning and Krysta took off and promised to be back by sundown.

Once back in Rainbow City, Buddy Rose went straight back to his garden it had been a long day, and Krysta and Lightning decided to head home. As they left Brain's lab, they could see Buddy Rose's Garden ahead and it was swarming with customers. No doubt they were there to buy or just one whiff of his new Beauti-Flors.
Buddy was so crowded, "I think I took in a little more than I could handle." he laughed.
Krysta and Lightning couldn't help but giggle.
>> No. 19016
>>19015
what
>> No. 19017
>>19015
Oh, let me guess: That is MLU without the fights? Well, what do you expect me to think of it? That it sucks even worse now? Well, of course it does. Because fights or not fights, it is an awful writen story. Not the concept itself (characters, new world, personal evil) but the basic narrative you are presenting here. Mykan, face it: You are not a good storyteller.
>> No. 19018
>>19017

Actually Manaiak... I thin it's just you being STUPID

What is it you have agianst NEW things...?
>> No. 19019
>>19018
He's against new things? Pardon, but wasn't it you who declared all modern films and music to be shit?
>> No. 19021
>>19019

At least I don't go around acting like he does...

I don't insult people for liking it, and don't try to put them down or convince them to commit suicide!

And you call yourself a fan? Hah!
>> No. 19023
>>19018
Yeah. It is me, who has something against "new" things. Coming from the guy, who constantly cries about how evil changes are and told me over PM also, how he thinks in the 50s and older times everything was better, and that nowadays cartoons (including stuff like Dan vs., Avatar-The last airbender and such) suck, has to rely on Strawberry Shortcake songs to build up "romance" between Celestia and Celesto and takes concepts from other shows he has watched over and over again. Excuse me, I think I broke my spleen I am laughing so hard right now.

No Mykan, your problem is, that you just can`t write. You can`t build up real suspense, action or write a scenary in which the reader gets lost. Say about "Past Sins" and "Fallout Equestria" whatever you want, but at least the people behind that knew what flourish prosa means. Your story is just... it is bad. But what is to expect from something that has been writen completely out of spite for two things:
Me, someone who made a bit of fun about you and the fact, that you hate the concept of "friendship" to the point, you don`t even care about your readers, the closest things to friends you have.
>> No. 19024
>>19021
What are you trying to say? That just because I pointed out a hypocrisy in your message that I am not a fan?
>> No. 19025
You wanted me to remove the battles, so I did...

And just like I promised you... its worse than ever! Nothing to work with!!!!!
>> No. 19027
>>19024
Well Buddy (sorry if I bother you), knowing Mykan myself, I would say that is exactly the case. Heck, Lexi, the girl he told she should get raped was also a fan of his. But shortly after she realized that the guy lacks common sense... well... heck, he doesn`t care about his "fans" at all. Want to know what he thinks of guys like JJB, his biggest fan who compliments everything he writes (but surprisingly also mine work?)? He considers them idiots who don`t know what his fanfics shall be like. And as long as he isn`T using them as "soldiers" against his "haters", he cares less about them then about actual effort in writing. Case in point: By now he tried to send four white knights to deal with me.
One I tlak now once in a while friendly, one is an eleven year old girl that doesn`t know better, another one does not even bother to show up anymore and the fourth one could just be Mykan under a second account.
>> No. 19028
>>19023

Making fun?!??!?!?!?

Telling someone to quit writing, that they deserev to lose everything and should neve rhave been born...

NOW YOU CALL THAT POKING FUN!!!!!!!!!!
>> No. 19031
>>19027
He told someone they deserved to be raped? He thinks his fans are idiots? He sics them on haters?

Well, I can see why he has so many people hating on him.
>> No. 19032
>>19031

Earth to Loser... Lexi like Maniak said... I deserve to DIE for making my vids and fics... and my fans deserv to die for LIKING...

She PUSHED ME...!! Who wouldn't sya anything justa s rude back!

MANIAK... SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH WITH YOUR LIES!!!!!
>> No. 19033
All that come sout of your Mouht Maniak is Rape rape rape rape rape rape rape!!

When your yourself have wished Rape on me 100s of time sbefore HAND... and so did Lexi... and your FOLLOWERS and other illmannered conduct!

Lexi and I talked and We appologized!!

But even she agrees she went too far and even deserved it!
>> No. 19034
>>19032
Two wrongs do not make a right.
>> No. 19035
>>19034

Appraently THREE WRONGS make a right...

Maniak taught me that!
>> No. 19036
>>19032
>>19033

Aren`t you the one who said "the hooved whore would deserve it" when I mentioned you probably think of raping Twilight?
Aren`T you the one who once told me, women deserve mental rape or some sort of punishment for breaking up relationships?
Aren`t you the one who is writing now on a fanfiction about torturing the TT, because he still is obsessed with "Things Change"?

Oh, and the wonderful story about you and your sister... how was that? You told me when your sister would leave the country to move on with her life, you would make on the airport a scene to make her feel awful for getting on with her life? Saying her something like "we have broken up"?

And you know, the entire "you deserve punishment" thing Mykan comes back to the fact, that you think you are always in the right and know about real pain so much, despite your entire "hatred" against the world (which you express in pityful videos and fanfics) is just based on the fact, that you did not see something specifically in a cartoon. At least that seems to be your main motivation.
Heck, do I have to mention Nevar?
>> No. 19037
>>19035
You said that she deserved to be raped, and you don't see any problems in that?
>> No. 19039
>>19037

See BK... this why I start to DOUBT YOU AS A FAN!!

Becuase your support Lexi's saying that I deserve to die for making fics and vids, and my fans deserve to die for liking it.

Even some of my other fans agree for her potty mouth trash talke she deserved to be slapped!
>> No. 19040
Maniak... all you ever do... is LIE... REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE MAKE MORE THAN TWO WRONGS!!!!
>> No. 19041
>>19039
Well, after hearing about these things, you're right. I am officially a former fan of you.
>> No. 19043
>>19041

See! Just like I said... you support the people who wish death on others...
>> No. 19044
>>19043
Spare me your crap
>> No. 19045
When my sister moves out...

I am not going to do ANYTHING ABOUT IT AT ALL... AND THAT'S THE COLD COMMON TRUTH!!!!

I am not gonna make a scene

Not berate her...

Not wish illmanner her...

I am going to do nothing about it at all
>> No. 19046
>>19041
Welcome on board.
And hey Mykan, you are the one to talk here. After all, you danced on the grave of my dead parents. At least metaphorically.
Oh and let`s not forget that you imagine to kill all members of PA a la James Bond villain base invasion or throw us in death camps.
>> No. 19049
>>19046

You're one to talk... you wish rape death and for parents to die for birthing people.

Maniak... you bring this on yourself for the way you behave. If you had just left peopel alone instead of trying to kill and silence things... a lot of this could've been avoided
>> No. 19051
I mean why should I make friends... when the're only going to act like YOU?

Where's the logic in there.

So I should writing fics huh? Then what am I supposed to...

I'll you what... just sit and wait...
>> No. 19053
Maniak, I kind of shocked that you actually believed a Dakari-King Mykan fan could show intelligence.
>> No. 19054
>>19053
aha. As I thought. I am not asking who you really are. And hey, let me at least have a bit of hope. Sure, if you would be Baylorfan, I would be kind of losing hope, but after all, a few people gave up on him now.
>> No. 19055
>>19053

And I'm shocked that you support MURDER!!!
>> No. 19056
Look what do you guys want...

Do you want me to leave fiction... get a job and make peopel angry?
>> No. 19057
>>19056
By now I am already happy if you would just admit, that MLU was a big mistake in your "career" and that your fiction is not as good as you always think it is. Well that, and leave MLP behind you. Just quit it. You wouldn`t even win against Chris Chan by now.
>> No. 19058
>>19057

Yes or no was what I was looking for
>> No. 19059
I already know my fics aren't perfect...

I never believed they were perfect...

I just like them anyway...
>> No. 19061
Besides I can't forget...

I couldn't fall asleep until 3 am last night becuase I was having a brain storm
>> No. 19062
>>19059
But on the other hand you delete all sort of comment on your review page where people may tell you, that your story is flawed or not good.

You constantly cry out that your MLU story is in your eyes better than anything in the actual show, calling the show a disgrace to the human race and that bronies are as twisted as me.
You have not one good thing to say about the show in all honesty because it clashes with your disturbing world views and you take it so serious, that you want to go now on a crusade against it, while also obsessing about your TT stories and other stuff, where more or less the same is the case: Your story is flawed but everytime someone tells you what they think sucks, you defend that it is good or even better than the stuff you have lifted most ideas from. Point in case: Count Logan.
>> No. 19063
Becuase they are said in VERY RUDE MANNER That's why!

When I'm face to face with someone... the minute their voice gets higher, or they start to get angry... I got a notion to really grouch at them...

Same applies to your reviews... being insultive... non-helpful and very innapropriated...

I did what you said and removed the evil and it made things worse just like I knew it would...
>> No. 19064
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p85hErvgaWM

See how Pinkie Pie is acting...?

Warriors don't act like that... and even if they do... I don't wnat my unicorns acting like her. PP is only for PP... only SHE may act like that. This way I won't be copying her
>> No. 19068
>>19064
And that's why the ponies aren't warriors.
>> No. 19069
>>19068

But who says they can't be...?
>> No. 19070
>>19069
What do you think your fic is? Fallout Equestria?
>> No. 19071
>>19070

I have no idea what fallout Equestria is...

But my fic was an atempt to do something different... I watched a several eps of FIM... and am very angry and more disturbed than ever for doing so.

I've seen how Twilight and Friends act and admit I WAS WRONG ABOUT HOW I THOUGHT THEY WERE BEFORE...

But still... they are not what I want. Not what I want to see in this! And neither do others...

I and others who I've talked too prefer more action packed moster battle super hero stuff...

So the trick was to do things different...

AnAlicorn with three horns cna introduce something new and legendarry to my fic, something oiginal

However Twilight and Friends act like... my guys WON'T... not as much... this way I'm not COPYING their personalites...

And so and so...
>> No. 19074
They also don't host many grand balls, or galas becuas elets face it... when do Evil forces usually strike... right then... and they ruin everything and often take hostages.

Warriors always to stay on alert.

Twilight may be a good student when it comes to friendship... but when it comes to fighting stornger evil forces and weilding a weapon... she has ALOT to learn
>> No. 19077
>>19074

Are you implying that the military forces never, under any circumstances, have any fun at all? Do you realize the kind of environment that a constant state of alertness and readiness creates in a military unit? Soldiers who are wound as tightly as you make them cannot do their jobs effectively and often wind up popping off at one another. If what you're saying is true, and your boys don't party or have fun--ever--then when the time came for them to fight a war, they'd be so grossly demoralized and inaffective that they'd get steamrolled by any opponent.

Soldiers like to eat, drink, party and fuck, often at the same time. It lets them blow off steam and forget for a little while that their job is to kill people. I'm effectively restating what someone in this thread has already said, but it's worth repeating.
>> No. 19079
Mykan, as anonymous says, your idea is stupid. And considering your "warrior" race does not act like any form of military force at all, your entire point is just stupid on it`s own.

How to explain it, knowing that the disturbed manchild will come up with an insane defense anyway... okay, how about that:

Your "warrior" race, does not show many warrior tendencies at all. Especially when the main cast consists out of an astronomer (Starla) an artist (Artie), a gardener (Buddy), some guy who only rhymes, two mexican stereotypes who mine, some cook and a guy who is a student of the Grand Ruler who knows nothing about magic or "fighting" at all from the start and still kicks some sorcerer supreme ass. Your characters are not seen once training as soldiers and are rather acting like they have boring daily life jobs. and yes, I am aware of the importance of cooks in a batailln or someone who could provide food, but otherwise? Also, an entire race of warriors? I don`t think you created the Klingon`s of MLP here. Or worse, thinking about the idea, that you created a race of warriors, lead by a foreseen white hero and a main character who is also white, while all the characters represent a species you wanted to be superior to the Equestrians...

... people, I think Mykan created the Third Reich of the MLP fan cosmology. Wow. Mykan created a nazi dictatorship. That explains why there are no zebras mentioned in that story.

okay, back to topic and stoping joking: Your warrior race is just a joke. Mostly because the supposed warriors are pussies (after they had one nightmare, they act like frightened kitties over the next day) and for an entire race consisting of strong fighters, we only see eight characters or so do something, while the rest runs away in the bunker.

As for the "even military soldiers need fun" part, it is true. Heck, even Starship Troopers got that right. You don`t even get the basic concepts Starship Trooper got. Speaking of which, would actually be amusing to see your characters fighting against the Bugs. *smiles*
>> No. 19081
>>19063

There's some very interesting wording in this post. Almost like he's saying that people get annoyed with him a lot when speaking to them.

Wow. That would be the greatest surprise in history.
>> No. 19087
Mykan, you talk a lot about having lots of ideas, and that's why you have to write.

Newsflash: having a lot of ideas is nothing special. Everyone has tons of ideas all the time.

The crazy thing about ideas is, once you act on them, you start to get even MORE ideas to add to the pile. And when you start writing THOSE, you get EVEN MORE.

You aren't special in that regard, but I think it's hilarious that you claim to be tortured by these ideas forcing you to write, but if you stopped, the ideas would eventually trickle away..
>> No. 19099
No they won't and even they do...

I'll have nothing left to do with myself...

Put the reveneg and tortue aside for a while reflect on the other reason...
>> No. 19101
>>19099

And how is that any different from usual?
>> No. 19102
>>19099
Oh no! what ever will you do?!? OH WAIT, you could always GROW UP! THE HORROR!!!
>> No. 19103
YEs THE HORROR... THE SHAME...!

...and I am not joking!
>> No. 19104
>>19102

They very concept of sarcasm is entirely lost on Mykan. He's so dim it's depressing.
>> No. 19105
>>19104

I hate sarcasm... even when I use it I hate it... that's why I take what you say SERIOUS..

Besides... Anonymus actually agreed with me.
>> No. 19106
>>19105

He was being sarcastic, you chode. But of course, I would expect nothing less from "IDIOOCTIL" Mykan
>> No. 19107
>>19105

But... but... but... but... but...

..... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
>> No. 19108
>>19107

But But But... nothing... he agreed with me... and doesn't realize where yet... I'll be glad to point it out...
>> No. 19109
i was >>19102 and the whole point of that was entirely sarcastic. hell, the whole reason i put "THE HORROR" in spoilers was because i wanted to give it more emphasis.
>> No. 19110
>>19109

Like I said... you don't know it...

No no no no... not The horror...

Kindly repeat what it was you said BEFORE that...
>> No. 19111
>>19110

That you can grow up, and damn right you can. So fucking grow up.
>> No. 19112
what? that you will have to grow up? OH MY GOD, YOU WILL HAVE TO DO SOMETHING EVERYONE ELSE DOES AS SIMPLY AS BREATHING!!!! *Le Gasp*
>> No. 19113
>>19108

Mykan, sweetie... Congratulations. You may actually be one of the dumbest people on the entire Internet.
>> No. 19116
>>19113

Oh jesus, you don't know the half of it. He called some of his haters "The Hitlers of Today" once and said we were responsible for the BP oil spill, and said that he's thought about fighting politicians in the streets
>> No. 19117
You said... Ah... Ahem...!!

Mykan, you talk a lot about having lots of ideas, and that's why you have to write.

Newsflash: having a lot of ideas is nothing special. Everyone has tons of ideas all the time.

The crazy thing about ideas is, once you act on them, you start to get even MORE ideas to add to the pile. And when you start writing THOSE, you get EVEN MORE.

You aren't special in that regard, but I think it's hilarious that you claim to be tortured by these ideas forcing you to write, but if you stopped, the ideas would eventually trickle away..

...

There... you just agreed with me...

And like I said... you didn't know it
>> No. 19118
>>19117

Oh god, act more sanctimonious, please.
>> No. 19119
The crazy thing about ideas is, once you act on them, you start to get even MORE ideas to add to the pile. And when you start writing THOSE, you get EVEN MORE.

but if you stopped, the ideas would eventually trickle away..

...

Yep... that agrees with me perfectly...
>> No. 19120
>>19119

Then stop!
>> No. 19121
>>19120

You don't get it, do you... that agrees with my...

No music
no drawing
no liesural activites
no writing

Blah blah blah...
>> No. 19122
I have an idea for a story. Its about Empyrean( which means heavenly) An alicorn spirit Guardian of the Æther, the sub-universe that contains all the energies that all beings tap into to create and sustain life, as well as use as a resource to perform magic. And His Apprentice Horkos, a snow white earth pony who enforces the proper use of magic(and his biggest pet peeve is when someone breaks a promise to which he will hunt down and beat the snot out of the promise breaker.(ok not litterally but he will be extremely upset)). i literally half-ass'd that just now.
>> No. 19123
>>19116

I thought at first that he was at least somewhat smarter than Chris-chan, but now I see that's not the case. I mean, Chris-chan is pretty much retarded. He can't help the fact that he's a disgusting manchild.

But Mykan has the potential to better himself, but does everything in his power to remain stupid, to remain miserable, to remain hated, to remain childish, to remain alone. He fears change so much that he'd rather turn himself into a complete moron than do anything to improve his sad little life. The way I see it, that makes him even worse than Chris-chan.
>> No. 19124
>>19123

It DOES NOT...!!!

I believe love is NOT the answer... nor is having friends...

I want those OUT... OUT.. AAAAAAAAAAAOUT...!! And alot of what goes with them as well.
>> No. 19125
>>19124

No you don't. You're too much of an attention whore to truly isolate yourself.
>> No. 19126
>>19125

Don't... call me... a whore!!

It's time for the LIGHT to fail
>> No. 19127
>>19126

You're so full of impotent rage that you're going to break a light bulb?
>> No. 19128
>>19124

You are worse than Chris-Chan. At least it's obvious Chris-Chan is too retarded to improve himself, but you can, yet refuse any and all people who want to reach out to you, and you act so sanctimonious thinking you're a superhero for not living your life to the fullest to play the "tortured artist" card. You are squandering potential to contribute to society just because some cartoons didn't appease HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS and because you refused to let go of your PBS shows when you were in elementary school. Society didn't "ruin you". You brought all your misfortune on yourself, so don't ever blame your family or Teen Titans, or Digimon, or Takaris, or Project A.F.T.E.R for your situation.
>> No. 19129
>>19127

No... I mean... friendship and love... are not going to win... not this time. I'm going ot stand up to those demons.

I am in charge of MY OWN BODY AND WILL... I make the decisions... I am in control... not they!
>> No. 19130
And Darvulia, don't you dare call Mykan a whore. Prostitutes have more integrity than him.
>> No. 19131
There is nothing to gain form the patheticness that is love and friendship!

And that is final!
>> No. 19132
>>19130

Yes, I'm very sorry. That was wrong of me. Prostitutes work hard to support themselves. Mykan is the biggest basement dweller ever. Prostitutes go through humiliation and abuse on a daily basis. Mykan wakes up screaming because of cartoons.
>> No. 19133
>>19131

Without love, happiness, and friendship, you really can't be a human, but more like a robot.

Although, at least robots can do something useful.
>> No. 19134
>>19132

I don't wake up screaming...

Besides... if I got a job... it would only make me an ass even more... but will need plenty of ice
>> No. 19135
The term human is very skepitcal these days... there are no humans...

Only losers... monsters... and creeps...

and we are just that all of us
>> No. 19136
>>19129

Know what? You're not in control. You're not the least bit in control. You let cartoons rule your life. Your hatred for cartoon characters cause you to wake up from nightmares. You've based your entire life on stupid "promises" you made as a child. If your parents croaked, you wouldn't survive 24 hours. Explain to me how that could possibly be called "being in control".
>> No. 19137
>>19136

Guess it's true... you can't teach an old dog new tricks...

Werne't listening to what I said...

I said to STOP Romance and offline Friendship from getting to me... that control... and using the fics and vids helps to keep it in control...
>> No. 19138
>>19137

You know, I would give you a point if you actually succeeded at doing that, but you don't. You write your Gary Stu fics, you make your weird little videos, and you still throw temper tantrums like a three year old.
>> No. 19139
>>19137

You are not in control.

You will never be in control

Your fanfics suck, your videos suck, you can't animate, you can't write, you can't voice act, you only care about your fans when you can sic them on your haters, you'll never have friends, you'll never get a job, you'll never have a girlfriend, you would never last a day in the real world, you'll eventually lose all your fans when they realize they can settle for MUCH better work, you'll continue to be haunted by children's cartoons, you'll never get with the times, and you just don't care that you are a miserable failure of a human being.

Did I cover every base?
>> No. 19140
I think you need some coffee... you've been smoking way too much pot.
>> No. 19141
I never wanted a girlfriend...

I'd rather recite the devil's chant in my mind...
>> No. 19142
>>19140

Do you want people to join in your pityfest? Okay!

Oh, you poor soul. I'm so sorry you'll never amount to a single thing in your entire life
>> No. 19143
>>19142

Pft... I don't think having a job qualifies as being special... talented... or is helpful in any way...

But you have given me an idea fr Rainbow Dash's lesson...

Twilight will learn about choices...

Fluttershy will learn about courage more than just facing a dragon

PP will learn there's a time and a place for everything

Rarity will learn that it means you'll have to get dirty once in a while...

and RD will learn about showing off.

...

So in a way I owe a little thanks
>> No. 19144
>>19143

How about we have a story where you learn to not be a useless shit.

Except, instead of it being a story, it'll be real life
>> No. 19146
Funny thing about Mykan is that you can't wish any worse on him than the life he's creating for himself.
>> No. 19147
BK... your not allowed ot make fics about real life... FF guidelines say so...
>> No. 19148
"Twilight... you may have had the fastest time... but you failed the test completely."

"You need to take the time to use your head and your eyes, before you ever use magic or a weapon."

"Sometimes... the obvious choice is the wrong choice."
>> No. 19149
>>19148

What are you even rambling on about??
>> No. 19151
>>19149

These are some of the many lessons that Twilight and friends will learn in the new season

Twilight may have hit all her practice targets but she wasn't thinking properly, and failed the test.

If I tell Twilight/You to put out the fire instead of help rescue the ponies who are trapped... what will you do?

I told you to put out the fire first, and you should do so.
>> No. 19152
These lessons not only affect fiction, but they also work in real life, and I think they'll be great to use
>> No. 19153
>>19151

No, no, that's not what I meant. What the hell is up with your constant, strange interjections? It's like all of a sudden you're focusing some weird little story going on in your head or something.
>> No. 19154
>>19152

Uh, for some reason I don't want to put to much trust into what you consider to be good life lessons...
>> No. 19155
There are stories going on in my head every day... every night...

First thing when I wake up, I'm thinking about it. I spend a lot of times these days thinkof how the next season should be before I wrtie it... which is why I'm not working on it now.
>> No. 19156
"you see twilight, because you decided to use your magic to teleport away from danger you failed the test because you did not stand up for yourself and protect your territory(and potentially get yourself killed)."
the obvious choice is generally the correct choice. you see when your brain analyzes a situation it automatically goes through all the options and suggests the best and most self preserving course of action. there is so much shit going on inside one persons brain at any one time, the brain has been pre-programed to automatically make decisions UP TO 10 SECONDS BEFORE YOU ARE EVEN AWARE OF IT!
>> No. 19157
>>19154

There are good life lessons to be learned and taught... but it also be noted that sometimes they don't work, and they won't work at all for some people like me.

When I go to work... I teach the children about the magic inside of them...

How they should be aware when people talk to them...

Ah ah... don't think for one minute I'm teaching them to be like me becuase I'm not, and you can't say that I am becuase you haven't any proof!
>> No. 19158
>>19156

Wrong anonymous...

Twilight hit every single target, but she failed the test because...

Some of the targets she hit had "Repeling Orbs" If they were real monsters, they could have reflected he rmagic right back at her, or use her magic to power themselves up and she'd really be in danger.

She also hit a prop can of explosives!

She races back to the real battle scene and realizes... there was a pile of kegs containing gunpowder. If she hadn't put out the fire first, the whole place could've gone up, and everyone would've been hurt or killed.

"Sometimes... the obvious choice is the wrong choice."
>> No. 19159
you know whats a good life lesson? learning when its best to just shut the fuck up.
>> No. 19160
You should take your own advice...

You claim that your better than me, and that your more mature... yet here you are doing things very similar to what I do.
>> No. 19161
my gods, this is entertaining. someone yell at him some more, or make more porn of his OC.
>> No. 19162
Be quiet small one.

And look at yourself...!

You claim to be mature, yet that is not how someone mature acts.

You're not going to win, and neither will your advice (I did not say mine would win either)

You're way of thinking isn't right either... not for everyone, and it's time you lerned to stop being such a dickweed and learn to respect the difference
>> No. 19163
>>19148

"Yo, Mycan, your writing sucks"

"no YOUR FLAMING MEEEE!"

"Okay, whatever. Have fun dying alone."

"Yeah. friendship is only means of HAT!E"

(no one responds to his jabs for attention, and he is alone until he mans up and gets friends)

"The lesson: You really smell like dog buns."
>> No. 19164
See what I mean...

you continue to act more immature.
>> No. 19165
i think its funny that he believes anonymous is one person
>> No. 19166
>>19165

I've been aware for a while now...

You only think what you don't know...

And when you hate something, you decide to break spirits and silence things. Very immature, small one... VERY... immature
>> No. 19167
>>19166
But what if you really DO smell like dog buns?

Just fair warning bro.
>> No. 19168
>>19158

I had a friend once, many years ago. I don't speak to her much these days since she lives quite far away, but anyway. She suffered from... something. I don't know the specific diagnosis. Most of the time she was just like any other person, but in times of stress or uncertainty she would go completely insane. And by insane I don't mean irritable or angry, I mean literally insane. Like, she would believe that stuffed toys were alive and talking to her. She also took on the demeanor and mentality of a roughly five year old child. A very, very angry five year old child. She was, simply put, severely disturbed.

Thing is, she would also suddenly just blurt out little stories, without meaning or context. Those stories could be about just about anything, but they never made any sense, they never had a beginning or and end, and she always, always expected you to know exactly what she was talking about. The subject matter could be anything, ranging from movies or anime to books or even people she saw on the street.

Somehow, her little non-sequiturs made more sense than your story snippets.

On a side note, even though she is still suffering (from time to time) from her mental problems, she's still managed to find a job and her own place to live. She's social and friendly, and is really struggling to improve her unenviable situation. She's the most severely broken person I know, and despite her circumstances she's still managed to make more of her life than you.
>> No. 19169
>>19167

I can assure you I don't...

While I do stay at home most of the time, I prefer to be properly groomed...

And you can't change the facts, what you do is immature. (I didn't say my way wasn't)
>> No. 19170
>>19168

Just what are you trying to prove with all this lifestyle stuff. It doens't change things according to you
>> No. 19171
>>19168
That's an awesome story. I'm glad to hear that she has found a way to cope, and I hope that she has a long and happy life.

In her honor, I vote that we ignore everything Mykan says this Friday. Seeing as everything we say to him only brings him anger, this strikes me as the most mature plan of action.
>> No. 19172
Actually a mature plan of action would be for you to accept my differences... and STOP BERATING ME!!!

I told you... having friends doens't mean a thing, especially not to you...
>> No. 19173
>>19171
That, and it will deprive Mykan of the one thing that he cares about: an audience
>> No. 19174
>>19170

Prove? With the way you're acting, I don't need to prove anything.

I'm just pointing out how completely worthless you are by means of juxtaposition.
>> No. 19175
>>19174

No you don't... how I act online isn't how I act in real life...
>> No. 19176
Besides... you said yourselves even if I change you won't stop... so why should I?

You're not going to win and you will never destroy my unicorns.
>> No. 19177
Have you any idea what's been going this week OUTSIDE of the computer...?

I bet you'd say it's even more mature than ever...
>> No. 19178
Pardon... mispelled

"You'd think it's immature what I've been doing all this week outside of the computer"
>> No. 19179
may i ask the question "who cares?"?
>> No. 19180
And just why don't you...?

Afraid to be proved wrong?
>> No. 19181
>>19179
Yes, but you can't ask him.
>> No. 19182
And just why don't you...?

Afraid to be proved wrong?

Also... perhaps I should ask... whn you look at a cartoon character, don't you ever look beyond them and think they can be something MORE... do they always have to stay exactly as they are forever?
>> No. 19183
>>19171

She's doing quite fine these days. But, yeah, she was in a very bad shape when we first became friends. Mykan talks about how traumatic "Things Change" was. As for my friend, when she was 13, she watched as her mother committed suicide by jumping from the 10th floor. Because she considered her a 'bad child'. (Yeah, she wasn't exactly stable herself.) And from there, things just went downhill. You wouldn't believe the shit she went through...

But, yeah, even though she was as broken as she was, I considered her my friend. Still do. Even when she turned violent and started beating me, I never got angry or upset, because I knew she wasn't herself.

And she's not like that anymore. She's turned into a completely different person. I'm proud of her. Even though I don't know if I believe her, she's told me that part of what helped her improve her life was my becoming her friend. So I guess friendship is more than just some sappy moral at the end of every episode of a cartoon about pastel-colored miniature horses, huh?

Heh, sorry about all the text. (^_^);;; Anyway, yeah, I agree. Mykan is too aggressive to talk to so the only rational thing to do is to not reply to his posts.
>> No. 19184
>>19183

Actually... the right thing for you to do is SHUT DOWN this WHOLE STUPID THREAD and forget your mocks.

And it looks like Iw as right... you do think what I've been doing outside this week is immature... which proves you really have no sense taste or maturity as you thought...
>> No. 19185
>>19183
You're a great person. I hope at least someone has told you this. This story is very inspirational, and I will be sure to reach out to more people in the future. Heck, there's a kid at school who's too shy to say a word to anyone. I think I'll buy him a soda today. I'm very glad to hear that you're both good friends, and I hope that you have a full and happy life as well.
>> No. 19186
I suppose looking after someone who's old and sick is immature?
>> No. 19187
>>19185

Thank you, although I'm nowhere near as great as her. I wish I was half the woman she is. (^_^)

I'm sure she would be overjoyed to hear that you're doing that! I'll be sure to mention it next time I talk to her. I hope things go well for you too!
>> No. 19204
>>19187
I can`t really say more than Anonymous mentioned beside, that you have earned my respect for sticking to your friend despite all the things that would have repelled other people sooner or later, in the long run helping her also to become the better person she wants to be and is. So yeah, I wish you the best.

On another note, seeing how this thread is going to die if we don`t talk to "who gives a shit" someone here interested to use that thing to talk about better fanfic ideas, show related stuff or such?
>> No. 19207
How about the fact that your a loser Maniak...

Telling someone to stop breathing? And you bitch all the time about stupid rape? You're an idiot!
>> No. 19208
>>19204

I'm not sure... He's kind of amusing when he's whining to attract attention.
>> No. 19209
>>19208
Rarity`s whining to get the Diamond Dogs to do what she wants is amusing.
The attempts of "the Author that shall not be named" are just sad.
>> No. 19210
Shove it up your mother's worthless ass...!!

You're just as bad for supporting murder in a worser way
>> No. 19211
Mykan said I'd find you here, Maniak. You're a fucking bastard for telling me to stop breathing and that I'm fired from living
>> No. 19212
>>19211
Oh hi there JuneByers. Look, I am sorry but if you as a girl actually think Mykan was right about the entire "I wished Lexi rape, cause she made me sad", I just loss a lot of respect from such a person and say the first thing, I guess a lot of other people goes through the head reading that. Also, I can`t really believe that a girl who thinks a fanfic of Mykan, where the self insert constantly touches breasts or thinks of naked girls is "funny".

And before you start with the insults:
No, I am not jealous of Mykan. Why should I? Chris Chan has more to live for than he does. Also I am not a troll and I surely won`t suck the dick of your father as you suggested.
>> No. 19213
Your just full of shit you know that. How is what Mykan did any different from what you did?
>> No. 19214
>>19212
A Mykan fan? Don't even bother. Mykan is a rat bastard.
>> No. 19215
No he isn't you are. I'm going right now because unlike you I have better things to do than mock people's fiction their lives and wish death upon others but I'm not finished with you pussies by a longshot
>> No. 19216
>>19215
Hey. Want a lesson on Mykanology? Here's lesson one: Mykan doesn't give two flying fucks about you or any of his fans. He is pretending to care so he can get you to crusade against his detractors
>> No. 19217
Can it asswipe!

You have no idea do you!!!

I've been heling a lot of fans lately with their fiction... proofreading it, and mkaing a few suggestions... unlike what you bastards do.
>> No. 19218
>>19217
People go to you for help with writing? Standards on fanfiction.net must be catastrophically low
>> No. 19219
The only standards te so low they've started to DIG is your sorry judgement and idiocy!!!

Face it BK... your're an asswipe, and you and all your neanderthalls deserve way worse than what you wish upon me and my kind
>> No. 19220
Remember those many times Mykan publicly denounced things like swearing and talking about rape and murder, etc, in a vain attempt to look like he was morally superior?

Glad to have hard evidence in this thread that he's a hypocrite.
>> No. 19221
>>19219
Oh so we can't wish bad things on you (which most of us haven't) but you're allowed to?

Great to hear some more hypocrisies from the royal douchebag
>> No. 19222
More like the other way around you SHIT

You and your kind have said nothign but trash talk since day one, and you're allowed to get away with it? Well I don't think so. You get what you give.

As far as I care, your a bigger bag of shit and you deserve to be treated as such. And you call yourself a former fan? Hah! You're not even to be the fan in heatwave with your shitty attitude!

You even think me helping to take care of someone old and sick is immature
>> No. 19223
>>19216

Oh, never mind the fact that he gets some kind of weird kick out of abusing his fans.
>> No. 19224
>>19223

I don't abuse fans... not the way you abuse human in general..
>> No. 19225
>>19222
I was never a fan. Please recall that I told Maniak that I was shocked that he believed a Mykan fan could be smart. That means I was playing you and you took the bait hook, line and sinker.

Oh, and it proves you don't really have a photographic memory.
>> No. 19226
Hey guys, remember when this was about little ponies? Me neither... just saying.

Or you know what? To make this a little bit worthwhile, I am now writing something little for this thread.
>> No. 19227
>>19226

I'm all for this! (^_^) I luv me some meta fics.
>> No. 19228
>>19225

Do you even know what a photographic memory means and how it works? Are not as stupid as you sound
>> No. 19229
>>19228
Shut up. I want to read Maniak's story
>> No. 19230
>>19229

Bite me, shitfag!
>> No. 19231
>>19229
It is actually less a stroy, then... yeah you will see.
>> No. 19232
>>19231

And you Maniak... face it... you are a troll... and very FAT one at that
>> No. 19233
>>19232
Mykan, I have your body index. Assuming I am fat is just... I don`t know... is that the lowest kind of "insult" you can now throw at me?

till I am finished, why not talking about something more entertaining: So, who thinks Titan as a villain deserved better than this story? I am asking cause I am actually quite a villain fan and knowing this guy had at least potential in the begining, I think there was more that could have been with the character than Mykan did.
>> No. 19234
Maniak... what is wrong with Titan again?
>> No. 19235
I love how Mykan has the argumentative skills of a five year old. The moment something doesn't go his way, he throws a temper tantrum and begins flinging around personal insults. (Ones that doesn't even make any sense.)
>> No. 19236
>>19235

Just like you
>> No. 19238
>>19230
So am I gay for shit? That would imply I am shit? Am I a talking piece of shit? Am I the Great Mighty Poo? And why would you want a pile of poo to bite you? You might get a flesh eating virus?
>> No. 19239
>>19238

So you can call me shit but I can do it back at you in retaltation? Now who's the real hypocrite?
>> No. 19240
>>19236

How? Answer me, have I called you fat or ugly or anything like that? Can you find a single post I have made where I insult you like that?

Or are you just going to rage and scream at me that I deserve to get raped?
>> No. 19241
-I'm just pointing out how completely worthless you are by means of juxtaposition.

-when he's whining to attract attention.

-he gets some kind of weird kick out of abusing his fans


-Or are you just going to rage and scream

...

That's only the beginning... you've got a whole thread full of trash and shit talk!
>> No. 19242
>>19241

So have you? Have you overcome -severe- personal traumas to create a better life for yourself? You can't even get over a Teen Titans episode that didn't end the way you wanted.

You are abusing your fans. You're alienating those who try to help you. You can't deny this fact.

You're constantly raging, calling people asswipes, shitfags, etc.

That's not me insulting you, Mykan. I'm pointing out things you've said and done, (many things in this thread alone) and things you've failed to do for that matter.

I don't even have to insult you. You're taking care of that job yourself.
>> No. 19243
Look I told you before...

I say shit stuff Inclduing the rape thing in retaliation. (You hit me I hit you right back)

You insult me first I'll do what it takes to insult you back.

And what else did I tell you before... It's not about Teen Titan and cartoons... that's just something to do with myself every day.

I was like this long before I was even ten before I even got into cartoons.
>> No. 19244
Another good reason I don't have a job is because someone needs to be here... My grandmother is old and very sick!

She's not long for this world! Someone needs to be here to help her, and give her her medicine and give reports on how well she's doing.

Still think I don't care?
>> No. 19245
I'm not afraid of Changes in General...

What I hate is THINGS CHANGE CLASS changes-- The kind that when this happens... you lose a lot of what is dear to you, you cannot replace it and you cannot move on or adapt and it leaves you scared for life and damaged.

Those changes I cannot tollerate, and will not accept as a fact of life. It makes me mor eupset and more determined to not have offline friends.
>> No. 19246
So, anyone still there beside the obvious one? Cause what I am going to post up will be the most "broniest" thing I ever came up with.
>> No. 19247
Maniak... I don't believe you!

You really don't care for anythign but mocks and murder do you?
>> No. 19248
>>19246

I'm still here. (^_^) This thread is too fascinating to leave.

(I realize that this makes me the same kind of person who slows down at a traffic accident to get a closer look.)
>> No. 19249
See... like I said...

You all only care yourselves... and not what's really happening.
>> No. 19250
>>19249

We can't really find anything to say that hasn't already been said. You keep saying the same things over and over. How you fear change, how you hate people, how you think you have some god-given right to insult others. There are only so many ways we can say "Grow up, for fuck's sake!".

Oh wait, here's a novel idea. We can say it in different languages! Here it is in Swedish:

Väx upp, för helvete!
>> No. 19251
What makes you think had the right to insult me first...?

And you didn't listen I don't hate Changes in general... but you do
>> No. 19252
And why should I grow up if you wont?
>> No. 19253
well, something to laugh... hopefully

Part 1

Ladies and gentlemen, respected fans of FiM, slightly „annoying“ bronies... dear Mykan.
For those who don`t know me, I am a maniac. A walking screwball who discovered a long time ago, that his special talent seems to be, to mock certain badfics. Quality of those mocks differ from work to work. And seeing how Mykan calls me all the time out for being such a monster for mocking fanfics, I thought I mock also something little this guy did put on his fanfiction.net profile in regard of his latest fanfic known as „My little Unicorn: Magic is believing“.
Or as I call it, the korean rip off.
But then I thought myself „Wait, isn`t that the internet? And am I not on a meta level a sort of self insert? Why not dip in the power of Self Insert Mary Sueism and let someone else do the work. In other words, I got myself...

Rainbow Dash: Would you please get on with it? Bad enough that we had to read this thing.
Twilight: One reason why I prefer scientifical books over fiction.
Fluttershy: I don`t understand, why was Titan evil? Did no one really show im any kindness? The poor guy.
Rarity: The armors... I never before saw something that ugly.
Pinkie Pie: What about our first Gala Dresses.
Rarity: Don`t remind me of that.

Yeah, now it gets brony here. But then again, Mykan wanted to know, what I can do to destroy his unicorns. Well, until I am finished with building the reality bomb, this thing will have to do. And the fact that the cast of FiM is mocking him, will make that even more exquisite for him.

Applejack: You are a seriously disturbed... what is his species called again, Twilight?
Twilight: Our fanbase.
Applejack: Horseapples.

Let`s get on with it.


December 27th, 2011...
To those who are still curious about my "My Little Unicorn Magic is Believing" fic, here is the explinations you seek...

AJ: If it has something to do with my Apple Cider, I swear I will never again brew something that strong.
TS: It could also be the result of sugar induced insanity.
RD: Really? Sugar can induce that? Just asking. I never saw Pinkie write something like that.
PP: Did you say something?

First of all, I don't write fanfics for fun and games

TS: That is actually kinda sad. I liked to write fanfiction for fun.
AJ: You wrote fanfic?
TS: I don`t want to talk about the details.
PP: You know what could help the guy?
RD: A buck to the face?
PP: I was thinking more of a fanfic writer party. We get a lot of typewriters, read good books, a cake in form of a printing machine...


(That's the least bit) I write them because I'm angry and frustrated, and in pain.

FS: Oh dear. What do you have?
RD: He is just butthurt.
FS: How could this happen? Did he sit on a hedgehog?

Example: this clip of mine will show you what I mean

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqzL6b3g4_c

After watching the clip
All: ...
AJ: (to Twilight) Is he for real?
TS: Either that or a bigger troll than Discord.
RD: My reaction to this clip: The horror, the horror!
Rarity: Roseluck would be kinda insulted, Dash.
PP: So what does the video mean? That worlds blow up and he dies everytime he thinks of that green guy not coming together with the thin girl and he finds himself awake again? Gesh, talk about bad „Groundhog Day“ scenarios.
FS: The world did not really blow up, did it?
AJ: No sugarcube. Someone just has screwed up priorities.

Not just Teen Titans (Which affects me the worst above all of them) But Digimon... 6teen... Inuyasha... Zelda... The Orphen Video game... and many many others.

RD: (as Mykan) Don`t get me started on the latest episode of Sesame Street.

I'm not crazy,

PP: You make me sound reasonable.
All: (look at her)
PP: What? I can take jabs against me.

or homicidal, and I'll NEVER do anything really stupid.

RD: (as Mykan) Now if you excuse me, I am going to dry a puppy in the microwave.
FS: Don`t you even dare!

I'm ust very upset and feel helpless.

FS: Do you need a friend?

Besides, what else would I do anyway... since I find moving on from it to be impossible?

AJ: We could still use some working help on the farm. And I think some hard work would do you good.
RD: Under those circumstances, hiring Derpy would be safer. Just saying.

Many things on TV, in games, even in everyday life can start to remind me of all that/ The reason I will not watch FIM is because it reminds me of the many bad cartoon endings I’ve seen (Teen Titans, 6teen, Digimon… and many more)

FS: Do we have to know those shows?
PP: Well, I`ve heard there is a cute orange dragon in Digimon...
FS: Really?
PP: Who turns into a big fire breathing monster.
FS: Eh....

and how the frustration is so unbearable that it keeps me awake at night with so many thoughts and torment of how all is ruined, and that I need to make more fics to empty my head so I can sleep better.

RD: He is a bigger drama queen then Rarity.
Rarity: I beg your pardon?
PP: Dashie, that was not nice.
Rarity: Well, thanks for defending me Pinkie.
PP: At least she knows how to pull the act off.
Rarity: ...

Plus, I don’t believe Friendship is the real magic at all.

TS: What?
AJ: Pardon me, but we like to differ.
PP: After all, we also „befriended“ Discord.
RD: And by „befriended“ him, we mean, we turned him into a garden ornament. Say Twilight, is the Princess also interested at adding a human statue to her garden?

(Since I and most people who even watch the show) are friendless, and can’t make friends.

TS: Making friends is not that hard. It took me less than 24 hours.
PP: Only possible in cartoon land. In relaity it takes sometimes longer. Or less than an hour.
TS: Hm, that gives me to think. Perhas I should study the amount of time someone needs to make friends. Would surely be an interesting report.
AJ: And here we go again.

I fell the real magic comes from within, even if you have no friends you can still believe

TS: He sound slike one of those self help books.
RD: You mean one of those thinks that teach you that you don`t have to put any effort in the things you do, as long as you believe in yourself.
PP: But making friends helps you to become a better person. Cause you start also to care about others.
AJ: Sugarcube, I think logic is lost here.

(Despite how Lightning is)

RD: Yeah. A cheap knock off of Twilight.

So I can’t really watch FIM at all… it’s too dangerous

FS: Are we really that dangerous?
TS: Well, I could blow up Ponyville with a magic blast, you make dragons cry, AJ can buck an apple to the moon, Pinkie breaks the fourth wall and Dash goes sometimes atomic rainboom. So we actually are dangerous.
Rarity: I still am not going to hurt this guy. What does he expect? That I bite him? All I would give him is a better cosplay.

and I won't take the risk of being hurt again.
(I tried to watch just one episode and felt sadened and frustrated for three whole days!)

PP: You know what would have helped you?
RD: Here it comes...
PP: Medication.
RD: ... well, I didn`t expect that as an answer.
>> No. 19254
>>19239
Still you, Mykan.

You've said that people shouldn't swear, use vulgar language and shouldn't talk about murder and rape.

If you then go and swear or talk about those things, you are breaking the principles you said people should live by.

So if you swear or throw such talk at people, even if... no, ESPECIALLY if it is in retaliation, you become a hypocrite.

No one else has decided not to talk about such things. They don't matter to us. But you said they matter to you. But you go and do the very thing you criticized people for doing, in an attempt to get one up on them.

That makes you a hypocrite, and you will always be one until you actually practice what you preach.
>> No. 19255
>>19253
lol, Pinkie Pie, of all ponies, recommending medication. Well, I suppose in Mykan's case it's warranted.

Keep going, Maniak, this looks interesting!
>> No. 19256
I'm still awaiting that MST trip fic, Mykan.

Word to the wise, Isphone is best pony.

(p.s. I tried to give the shy kid the soda, but he turned me down. At least he spoke! I gave the drink to someone else.)
>> No. 19257
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19257
>>19253

Cartoon characters MSTing a real person?
>> No. 19258
Part 2

I just can't watch it. I can't be part of their world...

FS: Up where they walk, up where they run, up where Celestia rules over the sun, wonder and free, wish I could be... part of that world...

and I CANNOT believe that Friendship is Magic... THAT IS A LIE!!!

FS: Please, not so loud.
PP: I thought the cake is a lie.
AJ: Really sugarcube? We are going with that old meme?

However, since flamers and spammers

Maniak: (points at himself with a sign that reads „It was me alone. And I am so sorry for opening Pandora`s box of badfics.“)

who are SO CALLED "Bronies"

Rarity: What kind of bronies? Those who just watch the show and create fanwork they enjoy, or those who write those unladylike things about us?
RD: Don`t get me started on „My little Dashie“. (shudders)
TS: What about... you know what? (looks at Pinkie)
PP: Oh, you talk about Cupcakes? Yeah, bad fanfic. And the author is a big meany pants who needs to read „My little Unicorn“

continue to mock at me and say I can't make an MLP fic at all.

TS: Based on your actual work, taking your talent into account and comparing it with the work of a lot of other fmaous writers, I came to the scientifical resolution, that... they were right.

I decided to prove them wrong!

Maniak: And failed worse than the CMC at getting their tramp stamps.
Rarity: (uses telekinesis to choke him)
Maniak: I think I deserved that.

However, since I can't watch FIM,

FS: Doesn`t he get the Hub?

and I don't really wnat to get all that much into it...

Maniak: Yeah, you only have the hots for Celestia and watched around 10 or 15 episodes.
TS: He has the hots for my teacher?
Maniak: You are jelly?
TS: What? No, I... what?

my only option is to try and BREAK OFF from it.

PP: (singing) I want to break free!

So I created Magic Is Believing...

RD: In what?
TS: Friendship?
FS. But doesn`t that make the entire thing, you know, pointless?

An alternate universe with creatures, plottings and rules of my own.

RD: An alternate universe? Does that mean, the Antistallion will come and blow it all up?
TS: You have to stop reading those Supercolt comics.
FS: Speaking of comics, is it true they want to make one about Mare Do Well?
AJ: Well gesh, if they do so, I hope we get royalties.
PP: You want Celestia and Luna?

This way I don't HAVE to watch FIM, and the plotings and rules can't be OOC... becuase they're all pretty much fresh.

RD: Your stories read like the stuff I lend Fluttershy when we were in elementary school. Stuff like „Sailor Mare“ or „Mighty Morphin Power Alicorns from outer space“

My goal is to use newer and different ideals that FIM doens't have.

TS: Well, he surely uses other ideas.
PP: Yeah. Stuff we were ashamed of even in G3.

For Starters...

RD: It sucks.

I made them Anthropomorphics so they can do things I've seen that inspired me to make them that way. Dance... jump... fight more effectively...

FS: But we are doing rather fine for not walking on two legs.
RD: You know who would like that fanfic? Lyra. After all, she is a hummy.
Maniak: Hummy?
TS: Someone who is interested in anthropomorphic, hairless apes that walk on two legs and use their hands.

I added Faries to be more original, and add other mysteries to the adventure (Plus, Twilight had a Dragon... so Lightning will have a fairy_

TS: Excuse me, would you please not talk about Spike like he was some gimmick for me?
PP: Yeah. Depsite Hasbro`s marketing, he isn`t just some stupid sidekick.

The Unicornicopians are ALL winged unicorns so this way they all can have some of the same characteristics. (Best of all... everyone can fly)

RD: I still would be the best one.
AJ: I am rather happy on the ground.
TS: You know, if they all can fly and have horns, they are not unicorns, but alicorns.

The Grand Ruler... is an Alicorn that has three unicorn horns and golden pegasus wings. Now that IS different... and original.

Rarity: Oh please. I dreamed of something like that, when I was three years old and played with my „Princess Aphrodite“ puppet.

I got rid of the cuite marks (Since I don't understand them)

TS: Really?
FS: Oh my. I think Cherilee should talk with him.

and replaced them with serial numbers.

PP: You replaced our individual cutie marks that symbolize our hidden talents with soulless serial numbers?
AJ: You know, the individual part is actually kinda weird. By now I have seen around 6 different stallions with an hour glass as cutie mark. What does that say?
Maniak: That a certain timelord pony regenerates very often or messes up the timeline.
TS: What?
Maniak: Nothing. But yeah, I have to admit, it is unique. Replacing cutie marks with the same thing, the Nazis put on the arms of their victims. Wouldn`t have thought someone is that stupid.

I find it adds a neat twist

Rarity: It makes us look like artificial creatures out of mass production.
Maniak: Yeah, who would have thought of that when thinking of MLP?


and helps it so you cna't confuse two unicorns of the same color.

TS: Why would someone confuse another unicorn of the same color? They still should be able to tell each other apart, based on mane color and such.
Maniak: Yeah, this is not pointed out in Mykan`s fanfic, but this thread and his videos: Basically, the only colors of the unicorns are the once of the rainbow and there is no big variety.
RD: Really? You know author, if you want to make something different from our show, fine. But at least try to make it not stupider by doing so.

Finally, unlike the Equestrians... the Unicorns magics and purposes are different. The Unicorns are basicaly a warrior-race, their soul purpose is to FIGHT to DEFEND.

RD: If they try to defend us from bad fanfiction, they fail miserable.

Protecting the dimesnions... as well as Equestria and their own from as much evil as they can.

AJ: Really? I did not see anyone of those flying pancies show up as we had our little battle with Discord.
RD: Yeah. Thanks for not stopping the mind rape.

This is why they usually wear torso armor, pants/skirts, and boots.

Rarity: Alone imagining those armors makes me think, that my mother has a better taste in clothes. And she wears pants.
RD: And? The Wonderbolts wear spandex.
Maniak: Yeah. Makes me wonder, why there hasn`t been a spandey fetish story by now.
All: (look at him)
Maniak: Oh come on. You know those clopfic writers.

Their powers and magic are mostly used for battle and combat, while others are used for other purposes...

Rarity: Then you are not different from us.
TS: Also I may point out, that the last time our species ever had to use magic for actual war like effort was int he year 876 of Celestia, when the Griffon Empire declared war against our species.
RD: Ah yes. The Angry Bird war.

-Attack
-Defense
-Inteligence
-Speed
-Healing

PP: You created a character chart for a D&D character? Quick, throw a six for the highest attack points!
>> No. 19259
Part 3

And various others depending on that one's mastery of power (The Grand Ruler, having lived for a long time has mastered all sorts of magic,

TS: Like Deus ex machina.

but even he has his share of flaws)

RD: I didn`t see one in this story. And it made him boring!

The unicorns usually go about their daily lives lviving normally and not relying on their magic powers, becuase they are so deadly, and might make things worse.

AJ: Wait. They are constantly fighting off the powers of evil, but also go on their daily lives? Isn`t that a contradiction?
FS: I think it just sounds... well, dumb.
RD: You want to know what I only see here? The author telling us the following:
My unicorns are al so much better, because they are all powerful but don`t have to rely on their magic that much cause they are the wet dream embodiment of everything, Lyra dreams off.
FS: Rainbow Dash, that was not nice.
RD. Yeah, sorry. But compared to him, Trixie is humble.

Then there's the uniforce, which I deem either just as strong, or stronger than the Elements of Harmony (Since I don't wnat to use the Elements either"

Maniak: As if a lying, unloyal, greedy, hate filled, glum misanthrop like you could even get a hold on the Elements of Harmony.
AJ: Wait. He is what Discord wanted to turn us all into?
Maniak: On a meta level, yes.

The uniforce is the ultimate power of a rare golden horn. By using the Uniforce, a Unicorn can increase its magic cappabilites to infinity, but the uniforce also focusses all the energy of the unicorn into one concentrated burst.

PP: Sound slike a Kame Hame Ha for me.

Afterwhich, depending on the inner strength of the unicorn, it could be left weak and draine dof much power and energy. The uniforce is very powerful, and must be used wisely. Do not underestiate its full cappabilties.

TS: And that is why it is used so often in your story.
FS: Isn`t the rainbow rod used more often?
RD: (snickering) Rainbow Rod...
Rarity: Rainbow Dash, don`t even dare to make the joke I think you have on your lips.

Sorry I got carried away.

AJ: Like Dash when she starts to boast how awesome she is.
RD: Hey! I can`t do something against the fact I have been born that awesome.
PP: Be glad, that mommy gave you Firefly`s personality.
RD: Who?



All that up there is just for my own world. I'm making the fic becuase I was mocked, dared, and don't seem to have any other choice.

RD: (as Mykan) It was not my fault! I only followed the orders the voices in my head gave me!

I must continue. I just can't trust FIM at all... and I don't know if ever should, but I must continue.

FS: The poor thing is torturing himself.
AJ: And us.

I repeat, I am not crazy, homicidal, murderous, or anything of any nature of that sort to anyone.

TS: You know, that reminds me a bit of Princess Luna. She also had to fight against a lot of prejudice.
AJ: Yeah. But the prejudice here exists for a reason.
RD: And she was willing to change her attitude.
PP: And she got the jokes in the end.
Rarity: And she made friends instead of showing of, how awesome she is.
FS: I still wish, she would have not talk to me like she did...

I'm just very frustrated and just trying to ease up. Is that so wrong...?

Maniak: If I may?
RD: Go ahead.
Maniak: Author trac: Yeah Mykan, it is wrong. And I don`t say that not just as a fan of the show in general, I say that in the name of all fanfic writers and actual „fans“ of anything on the world: You are a disgrace.You are a disgrace to the term fan, cause a fan, while not having to agree with everything that comes out of the feather of the creator of something, at least shows respect to the actual work and what he enjoys about it. A fan tries to „capture“ the spirit of what he enjoys about the show and as a person in general in his own work and creates fanfics not just to see in some show stuff happens he desperately wants to see. He also creates the fanfic with the thought, of how his idea really could fit in the show and how it becomes enjoyable not just for him, but also others. You on the other hand use fanfics as a tool. Like a selfish five year old, who takes the toys of other kids so that he alone can only play with them some stupid game, during which the toys get damage. Your stories are just depressing, hate filled and writen out of spite, because you can`t experience the joy of anything you see or life in general. I would feel pity for you, if it wasn`t for the fact, that you don`t even have the will to change for the better.
AJ: Gesh, that was harsh.

PS: I am not part pf FIM PONYCHAN...Whoever that Dakari King Mykan is is an imposter! I would never join an FIM site, and if I did do you honestly think I'd behave like such an animal?

All: (looking up this thread)
RD: Hilarious in hindsight, isn`t it?
FS: Well, if I may say something...
TS: Go on Fluttershy.
FS. (coughs slightly) I know that animals would behave better than you do author, cause they would not defecate all over the thread like you do.
All: (Look at her kinda shocked)

And with that I end this little thing.
So Mykan, now you can call me a mocker and ass.
>> No. 19261
>>19258
>>19259

"FS: The poor thing is torturing himself.
AJ: And us."

I love you so much. All of that... it was so amazing! So meta. (^_^)
>> No. 19262
thanks.
>> No. 19263
This isn't fair...

why do you want my unicorns dead?
>> No. 19264
>>19263

Why is your first instinct when someone says anything other than "BEST STORY EVAR 5 STARS OMG" to declare it "not fair"?
>> No. 19265
That's it at all... you guys admitted that you wanted to shred them and rewrite them or have your own OC's kill them..

What is your problem

Look I've thought it over, OKAY, but it's impossible to rewrite this without doing the wrong thing
>> No. 19266
That's NOT it**
>> No. 19273
Guys, stop talking shit about me and Mykan
>> No. 19274
Guys, stop talking shit about me and Mykan
>> No. 19275
Hey June what do you like about MLU the most?
>> No. 19276
Oh!!! Well there are so many great things aboout it that I love!!!!!
>> No. 19277
>>19275
No matter what the celebrity guest star says, the story is still unbearable. The thing that has to change isn't me. It's the story. 10 out of 10 people agree that 1+1=2. If I pay the President to say that 1+1=fish, that doesn't change anything.
>> No. 19278
>>19277

Stop it! The story canno tbe changed!
>> No. 19279
Once when am I a celebrity guest?
>> No. 19280
I can see one of three possible outcomes:

1. JuneByers reads through the thread, realizes what a dick Mykan is and starts hating him.
2. Mykan starts throwing temper tantrums and insults her until she starts hating him.
3. JuneByers is already trolling him.
>> No. 19281
Hey piss off!
>> No. 19283
June, you don't understand. Mykan forces himself to be miserable and if you try to help him, he will not only decline, but insult you and wish ill will upon you. He has resigned himself to be a angry, friendless little man, and if you must read fanfics, there are plenty of authors that are a better use of your time.
>> No. 19284
She knows about this stuff... and she's ticked at all of you
>> No. 19285
In fact, June, if it's that you want to help someone, there's plenty of people out there that need it and will appreciate it. Mykan is a leech, he doesn't deserve your readership.
>> No. 19286
All of you FUCK OFF... and let June speak for herself...

You're not gonna win any of you!!!
>> No. 19289
>>19286
*looks at watch*

So, is she going to speak, or can we continue?
>> No. 19291
I'm amazed that this thread is still alive, by the way.
>> No. 19292
And don't even try the rape thing...

I told her the real story, Including how you brats won't shut up about it.
>> No. 19293
>>19291
Mykanology lesson two: no matter how much it may seem to be over, something will happen to kick start it back up.
>> No. 19294
What is it with you guys...

What is it you wnat?

Why ar eyou diliberatly going out of your way to do more than two wrongs?
>> No. 19296
>>19292
Don't worry, Ted. That story's getting old. I have PLENTY of other stories to tell
>> No. 19297
>>19296

My name is not ted
>> No. 19299
>>19297
I know. I was referencing Ted Baxter, if you catch my drift
>> No. 19300
Who the hell is Ted Baxter?
>> No. 19301
>>19300
You don't know? Mykan, if there's one thing I know, it's that you watch an unhealthy amount of old tv shows. You mean you don't watch Mary Tyler Moore show?
>> No. 19302
>>19300

Even I got the reference, and I'm not even American.
>> No. 19304
I hardly watch any TV anymore these days... I hardly watch TV at all... I'm alway sont he computer...

And when I'm not I watch DVDs or play video games. I don't Watch TV like I used to
>> No. 19305
And until now... I never even know ther eWAS a an MTM show
>> No. 19307
Everybody, just stop all of this. Mykan is my friend who is the best writer I've ever seen. I will NEVER turn against him. No matter how much you guys try.
>> No. 19308
>>19307
The best you've ever seen? Perhaps you need to look harder. MUCH harder.
>> No. 19310
>>19308

More like YOU need to look harder!
>> No. 19311
I don't read much. But Mykan's Fics are good and I don't need to look any further
>> No. 19312
I don't read much. But Mykan's Fics are good and I don't need to look any further
>> No. 19314
>>19307

We're not saying this to be cruel. We don't want to turn you against him because we find it funny. We would prefer it if you had the self-esteem to stand up to him, (considering his views) but we can't force you to do anything.

No, we're count on Mykan himself to prove what a hateful dick he is.
>> No. 19315
I AM NOT A DICK!!!!!!
>> No. 19316
Besides... you think you're NOT a hateful dick the way you act?
>> No. 19317
Mykan has become a friend to me. He doesn't do anything harmful.
>> No. 19318
>>19317

We all thought he could be reasonable at first.
>> No. 19319
>>19317
oh, he doesn't, huh? Well, I know you don't read much, but uh, read the whole thread and then tell us if he does anything harmful.
>> No. 19320
She doesn't have to read it... I told her everything long before all this... she knows
>> No. 19322
I've already read it and I know who Mykan is. He is a gifted person. You are trolls
>> No. 19323
>>19311

Well, there's your problem. If the only thing you've ever eaten in your life is dog shit, then you'll grow up thinking that dog shit is the peak of culinary excellence.

"Twain? Proust? Tolkien? Psh. Those guys are hacks. Now, this Mykan guy? HERE is a writer. I got everything I could ever want--characters so indistinct that they require serial numbers to tell them apart from one another. Songs from the canon of Sesame Street. Entire lines, scripts and scenarios stolen from popular movies and obscure television shows. Grammatical and spelling errors so numerous that they outnumber the arrows which block out the sun in 300. Idiotic storytelling, hackneyed plot devices, dialogue which makes no sense whatsoever in any sort of context. And self-insertions, self-insertions, self-insertions as far as the eye can see!"

This is why fuckin' Twilight is so popular. No standards.
>> No. 19324
Mykan has had no spelling errors. What does he do that's so harmful?
>> No. 19325
Those songs in MLU ar enot from SESAME STREET YOU IDIOT!!!!

And it's you who's acitng liek Shit!
>> No. 19326
Mykan has had no spelling errors. What does he do that's so harmful?
>> No. 19327
Mykan has had no spelling errors. What does he do that's so harmful?
>> No. 19328
Uh June... actually I have made a few spelling errors form time to time and do my best to fix them... but you are right... THEY DON'T DO HARM
>> No. 19329
Wel, yes but your errors don't make anything unreadable
>> No. 19330
Tell me June... what do you think of the songs I used in MLU...

Here's the one Lightning sang durring the ep they had nightmares...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sdhVDCqM1Q

3:20

Despite its froma kiddy show... what do you think. Can you picture Lightning and friends doing that...? Is there anything wrong with it...?
>> No. 19331
No, I don't feel that anything is wrong with it
>> No. 19332
And like I said... It's nt form Sesame Street...!

Not a single song was... proving they don't know how to read
>> No. 19333
>>19327
Alienate anyone who legitimately want to reach out to him, refuses to change himself for the better, puts little thought or care into his work, and the whining. Ye Gods, the whining? Say something critical about his work? "but that's not fair!". Say he should contribute to society? "I'll get laughed at for not being a total introvert!". Tell him you don't like his videos? "I'm deleting this comment! Hugbox, protect me!"
>> No. 19334
By the way, June, I have to point one thing out: As a woman you should be disgusted by his misogynist views.
>> No. 19335
>>19332
We were referring to your output in general. And putting in songs from Bear in the Big Blue House ain't much better
>> No. 19336
They're trying to turn me into something I don't want to be!!!!!

I told you this before... but June isn't like that... she respects my choice and knows they arne't harmful!
>> No. 19337
All you haters do realize that I've experienced worse that what you have been saying to me. I think you should all listen to the song Skyscraper to hear how I feel about you haters
>> No. 19338
>>19337
Ah yes, I do rather like Bad Religion songs. I always thought Minor Threat was the better band though. Doesn't get much better than "I don't wanna hear it"
>> No. 19341
Guys, why should I be disgusted by Mykan?
>> No. 19342
Guys, why should I be disgusted by Mykan?
>> No. 19343
>>19341
You clearly haven't been reading this thread. Check his Encyclopedia Dramatica page too
>> No. 19344
At least none of you know my weakness and you'll never guess it
>> No. 19345
>>19341

Why should you personally be disgusted by him, or why should you be disgusted by him based on how he interacts with others?

For how he interacts with others, just read this thread. You'll see what an egotistical, misogynistic, petty manchild he is. If you can't see that, you're deluding yourself. He was never provoked to say the things he did, but showed time and again his true nature.

As for you personally? Just wait.
>> No. 19346
I WAS... provoked!!

You're just making excuses now!
>> No. 19348
I will NEVER be disgusted by him
>> No. 19349
Oh and now your making threats too?

How does THAT NON-PROVOKING?!??! HMMM...
>> No. 19351
Tell me June what do you think of My Grand Ruler... Celesto...? (The one with Three horns)?
>> No. 19352
>>19348

Then you're either very young, or you have no self-esteem. Possibly both.
>> No. 19353
>>19351
he was retarded, Mykan sweetie~ Maybe you should make a less obnoxious mary sue character?
>> No. 19354
>>19349
That was no threat. Read it again in context. What it means is that June will eventually find out why she should be disgusted with your conduct
>> No. 19355
>>19352

Actually she's very mature and understanding, it's you who is YOUNG MINDED... and whatever self-esteem you possess must've left you just now. Face it...y ou don't show it
>> No. 19356
Well, if you want my honest opinion, I think that it loOks like it belongs in the actual show
>> No. 19357
>>19349

Threat? Who threatened anyone?
>> No. 19358
Sockpuppet?
>> No. 19359
Like he really belong in the show?
>> No. 19360
Yep
>> No. 19361
Like he belongs...

That's all I reall ywanted... *tears up*

Thank you... June, T hank you!

I can now die happy now that my self insert looks liek he belong sin the show!
>> No. 19362
Hey that's wasn't me
>> No. 19363
>>19362
It clearly says "Mykan", Mykan, so who else could it be?
>> No. 19364
Who was it then?
>> No. 19365
HEY! STOP USING MY NAME!
>>19362
IS NO TME!
>> No. 19366
IT's obvious who it was... It's these guys being more immature...
>> No. 19367
That's better!
>> No. 19368
>>19363

Yeah, I can't tell the difference either. Has to be Mykan.
>> No. 19370
K so the real one is real
>> No. 19371
Quit it assholes... you're just proving me and June more right... that YOU GYS ar ein fact the immature ones...

And you still didn't name anything I do that seems harmful... oh becuase THERE IS NOTHING I DO THAt'S HARMFUL!!
>> No. 19372
>>19367
I don't know. If you have to try and point out you're the real deal, chances are you're the faker.
>> No. 19373
Calling ME immature... WELL YOU are the one who is immature.

*sigh*

You FLAMERS... Now I have to change my name AGAIN... to proev who the REAL me is...
>> No. 19374
Yes June... and there are other ways... like you can ask me Questions only I know...

Like here one we both know...

Do you think these people are really mature? I think not... especially with what they just pulled
>> No. 19375
I'm surprised that they would sink this low
>> No. 19376
>>19374
Quit trying to fake June out, imposter
>> No. 19377
Are you happy now... Now that I HAVE TO GIVE MYSELF A NEW NAM EAGAIN!

STOP flaming me... You LITTLE IMMATURE JERKS
>> No. 19378
I'm surprised people liek this are even given chances... and they wonder why people act like me...

YA DON'T LEAVE MUCH A CHOICE!!!

I should grow u... why... you won't. You sai dyourselves I'll always be talentless no matter hwta I do.

Well I'm NOT talentless...
>> No. 19379
And then it turns out June is also Mykan.
>> No. 19380
I'm not JUNE...!!

You retard!
>> No. 19381
NO I AM NOT DARVULIA,
Don't lisen to these trolls... June You and I both know we areb etter than them.

Now... STOP pretending to be me... YA DICKWEED!
>> No. 19382
No, I'm real and know Mykan from YouTube
>> No. 19383
>>19379
The faker with 1 "real" or the actual one with 2?
>> No. 19384
See... they just sank even lower...

June I think we ARE better than they are and deinfinatly more mature... becuase unlike them... we don't MOCK fo laughs... and we don't try tell people to commit suicide
>> No. 19385
>>19384
How are you better, you doppelganger? Trying to impersonate Mykan. That's just shameful
>> No. 19387
For all I know it is YOU... BK, who i sSTEALING my identity!

CUT IT OUT!
>> No. 19388
I'm the real Mykan you freaking idiot and June Knows it...

I just told you why we'r emore mature becuase we don't MOCK like you do... Learn to READ!!!

Or better yet... learn to learn!
>> No. 19392
If you're the real Mykan... Tell me... what is my next 7teen episode going to be?
>> No. 19393
Seriously though, at this point, I don't know which one is the real one. They both seem authentic
>> No. 19394
The only thing that surprises me here is that it took this long for this to happen.
>> No. 19396
Maybe it's becuase you guys are so full of shit... you do bad impersonations of me and you don't know how I act at all...
>> No. 19399
>>19392
Oh, how sneaky. You're going to wait for him to give an answer just so you can change it!
>> No. 19400
Ever since I got here... I have been RIDICULED...

Called RETARDED and told that I should DIE.

The FAKER me(Buddyk eith) is right about one thing though... We ARE mor emature than thses 'People'...
>> No. 19403
GUYS I'M REAL, GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS
>> No. 19404
No it's becuase you guys don't have an answer...

You don't know what my 7teen will be about... becuas eyou think 6teen itself is garbage!
>> No. 19405
>>19403
How do we know? You might just be a figment of our dreams

WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER
>> No. 19406
>>19405

Now that is laughible. You...? dream...? Yeah right... you don't dream.
>> No. 19407
>>19405

Derpception.
>> No. 19408
Now they aRe doing this to me too! UGH, You are right Mykan, We ARE more mature than these freaks!
And Im not talking about you 'The REAL Mykan', I knOw you are just darvulia or buddy keith.
>> No. 19409
6Teen was a nice show
>> No. 19410
>>19406
Maybe we're in a dream within a dream that someone else is having.

MYKANCEPTION
>> No. 19413
>>19410
Oh god, that isn't a dream. That's a nightmare!
>> No. 19414
This is kind of fun. Anyone want to do me?

Oh wait, that didn't come out right...
>> No. 19415
>>19410

Tell me BK... what is it that thrives you to mock people? What do you hope to gain out of it? Whatd o you really really want to see happen. It's gotta be more than just rude and very distatsteful laughs
>> No. 19416
Wwhay are you talking about?
>> No. 19417
Yes June... 6teen was a great show (though it ende dbadly)

What make sit so cool is not just it's animation but becuase there is no other cartoon I know of that actually is so close to real life itself.

6teen is just that... it's about reality. Nothing too overdramatic, or supernatural...
>> No. 19418
>>19415

Let me as k you this:You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don't know for sure. But it doesn't matter. How can it not matter to you where that train will take you?
>> No. 19419
You think you can fool me so easily BK... Well i will tell you something... YOU cannot FOOL ME!

I can see THROUGH your PATHETIC disguise... maybe... Maybe it is YOU who needs to grow up!

NOW CUT IT OUT YA ASSWIPE
>> No. 19420
>>19418

I asked YOU a question Mister. Now you better answer it if you want any hope to defend your so-called "Maturity"
>> No. 19421
>>19420
well, really it's just laughs
>> No. 19422
I don't know...
>>19420 is obviously the faker. He tries to hard to impersonate the real Mykan. I also seriously doubt it is Buddy Keith. He is much too intelligent to be able to act like Mykan
>> No. 19423
>>19421

Ah huh... and WHY would you want to laugh at someone who is probably in pain, or just to cause them more pain... is it FUN to you... is it NICE???

Congratulations BK... you are without a doubt the actual, and offical... 100%... DOUCHEBAG FULL OF SHIT!!!

Mocking people to laugh at them... how far can you dig!
>> No. 19424
I wish that everyone of you haters would take the time to actually get to know Mykan
>> No. 19425
>>19423
Well, by saying a teenage girl deserved to be raped would be a start
>> No. 19426
Forget it June... all they want to get to know is mocking peopel to laugh at them and discourage them. Probably tell them to kill themselves "Becasue no one would miss you and you'd save the world trouble"
>> No. 19427
>>19422

Whoa. Trippy. (^_^)
>> No. 19428
>>19422
Thank you! You are right, I am far too intelligent to lower myself to his level.
>> No. 19430
>>19428
Hello, my twin. Now let us decide which is the evil one... Do you have a goatee?
>> No. 19433
Either way, this proves one thing: June's not a sockpuppet. Mykan's not clever enough for that.
>> No. 19434
You have sunk to that level and far below...

You really deserve to get pushed inf ront of a car.. ya know that... but I bet even that wouldn't learn ya
>> No. 19435
Thank you for letting me borrow your identities Darvulia and Buddy Keith, if only for a second. I hope you found it amusing.
Now if I could only figure out who the real Mykan is... *smirk*
>> No. 19436
You see, I once was a hater but changed after I got to know Mykan
>> No. 19438
>>19433

But I am more clever than you...
>> No. 19439
>>19434
ooh, and now you want me to get hit by a car? Do you like giving more proof of your rat bastardry?
>> No. 19440
Either way, this proves one thing: June's not a sockpuppet. Mykan's not clever enough for that.
>> No. 19441
>>19439

Hey... what goes around comes around... it wouldn't surprise me if someone did that to you if you watced this in real life... besides... you yourself act no different.

Your a bigger bastard than I am and June an dI have all the proof of your immaturity
>> No. 19442
Ack, sorry about the double post...
>> No. 19444
Now you're gonna answer me this... and you're gonna answer it NOW...

Tell me... exactly... what do I do... that is so wrong?
>> No. 19446
>>19444
everything
/thread
>> No. 19447
What Id o in my daily life is not wrong...

what I do in my daily life does not hurt people

What I do in my daily life does not cause disaster or crime

And what I do... is not punishible!
>> No. 19448
>>19444

You just wished that someone would get pushed in front of a car, and you're asking what you're doing wrong?
>> No. 19450
Well, i think that these people are on a higher level than us, Mykan. A higher level of stupid
>> No. 19451
>>19448

Big whoop... it's not like you've ever said that to someone... like ME... or even wished it!!! SO SUCK IT UP AND PISS OFF!!!

Why can't you respect that I'm different?
>> No. 19452
Tell me June... do you think carring for my sick Grandmother is a bad thing, and being home all the time is wrong?
>> No. 19457
No, it's a very nice thing to do. Do you think that it's bad to take care of my father despite the fact that he cheated on my mother with another woman? Everybody is different, one person may like to get out much while you might not
>> No. 19459
more like his pathetic ass has melded with his chair
>> No. 19460
Your father may have cheated, but he's still your father... it's not like he deserves to starve or anything... everyone is different... some even more different than others.

I CNA repsect that (Unless people act like certain DIPSHITS I KNOW)

You're differnt than me for sure June... but we've got things in common too... and I don't mean just TV and show wise...

But lets see if these dumb dumbds know what I mean
>> No. 19461
He isn't melded to the chair.
>> No. 19462
>>19459

Wow... you really don't care do you.

You relalyd on't care that some people are different and some people are doing nice things even if they don't get out more.

You're just racist!
>> No. 19463
Yeah but they are probably to ignorant to figure it out, Mykan
>> No. 19464
>>19462
OH MY GOD
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RACISM!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> No. 19465
>>19444
Okay. You are a lunatic, you wish for people to be raped and hit by cars, you call people Nazis and "Hitlers of today", while saying they are worse than Bin Laden, even though you subliminally approve of terrorism. You hate your sister for wanting to leave. You use your fans solely to stroke your ego, you don't know when to shut the fuck up, you think criticism is "not fair", you not only turn away people who really want to help, but berate and wish them bad fortune. You are way less talented than you claim to be. Even if you wanted a girlfriend, you'd never get laid because no girl would want a man as misogynistic as you are. You're a complete tool who can't understand, nay, comprehend basic concepts as empathy and changes. You think that you can become world famous by doing absolutely nothing. Your fanfics are SOULLESS as you can't he bothered to take time to proofread or make them tolerable. You are the lowest common denominator as you don't understand a damn thing about how to right compelling stories, yet still refuse to learn or broaden your horizons, or even get a college degree. You claim to be ever so mature, yet you think like a 10 year old (and I feel generous for saying that) and take all your cues from the PBS morning lineup. You censor dissenting opinions from your YouTube page. Oh, and your costume makes you look like a bowl of Fruity Pebbles
>> No. 19466
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19466
>> No. 19467
So you guys really don't care that my Grandmother is sick?

You're all just... I don't what you are... but all the insults int he world don't begin to describe how hateful and inconsiderate you are!!!
>> No. 19469
I guess they dont but that's very cold hearted of them
>> No. 19470
>>19467

We don't doubt that your grandmother is sick, or that you're taking care of her. We're doubting the sincerity of your altruism.
>> No. 19471
>>19465

You are s liar and a cheat!!!

You wish to mock people, and things just to laugh at them. You have no consideration for people who are different (LIKE the NAZIS DID AND HITLER) you constantly make claims how you wish to remove these people form the world... you claim people don't have talent when they clearly do just to make youself fell better. You don't read hard enough... you don't listen... you never accept anyhting that isn't created by your greedy hands, you never get to know people, you always judge before you understand, you contradict your own words and sayings, you think what is not harmful IS in facta serious crime and wish for people to commit suicide... you also wish for their parents to die or to have used condoms when you call them mistakes, you wish for fans to die for liking their stuff. You poision people's minds with LIES and things that aren't true...

Hah! Buddy keith... you and your Neanderthals DESERVED what I said to you and plenty more... You were the ones who thre the first punches... not me...

Next time THINK before you act, and maybe other people will too!
>> No. 19472
These people are just terrible!!!!!! Maybe even worse than the people on Halloween. I hope that your grandma will be okay
>> No. 19473
>>19471
I don't get the whole death wish thing. None of us have said that
>> No. 19475
>>19473

I don't get it either. Is he talking about some other board or something?
>> No. 19478
My Grand mother is Ukranian... as sweet and as nice as she is she isn't ver y intelegent, and can be very very stubborn

My Grand father walked out on her my dad and his brother when they wer ekids (And was very abusive to them as well which is part of why my dad is abusive on me) I never knew my Grandfather... I know what it's like ot never know someone.

My father had to take care of my grandmother becase she wa svery unhealthy most of he rlife she ate nothign but coffe and bread... MOSTLY. Just coffe and bread...

So she's lived wiht my dad and us as long a sI can remember. We take her shopping when she needs to be... we help clip her toenails and other thigns she cna't o herself becuas eshe's weak

Several years ago.. my grandmmother almost died becuas eher blood sugar was thorught he roof for years of unhealthy eating. An Ambulance actually came ot the house and woke me up... I was scared VERY

My Grandmother barley made it out... now ever sinc ethen we all work harder... making her good food, giving her home blood tests to keep her level... taking her shopping still and giving her medicne as needed.

While everyone else is working... I'm at home to keep an eye on things. In case my grand mother needs help, and if my father calls to knwo about her bloodtest.

I can also do house hold chores and favors for the family becuas eI knwo and understand they are very tired when they come home and thye just want to relax and sit down.

I do the laundry... I vaccum dust and sweep... I even make the beds, I even cook becuas eI knwo they're VERY hungry and they wnat to eat and when eveyone gets sick I worry about them.... Stranger things have happened.

And at night when I go to bed... I always say this little prayer...

"God bless my family. Please forgive them of their wrongs, and give them the strength they need to carry on" (Even if they've been abusive and we'v ehad fights, or my father has made everyone miserable) I still do it.

I leave myself out of it, becuase to me... they are more important, and I don't want to be selfish.

I have come a long long way since I was little, and I've learned how to do a lot of things, but there are sitll some things I can't do... just like everyone else... and I probably don't HAVe to learn about them as they may not be as important or anythign to fret over.

What I do... in my daily life is not wrong!
>> No. 19479
Mykan, what does you grandma have? I mean like what is her sickness?
>> No. 19480
Well she's diabetic... obeese... she has arthirtis... she' sbassically uhealthy for year sof bad eating

She uses a cane to walk now...

She used to cook me WONDERFUL meals when I came home form school, and I would repay her by watching Cartoons we loved with her. So she wouldn't feel loenly...

But she stopped years ago becuase her hand is very sore.

My Grandmother is not long for this world... and every day... this pains me a lot but...

... I wonder how long she has left?

Was last Dec 25th her last Christmas... will she live to see 2013?

Worst than that... how is my father gonna take it... when we all know what he's like!!!!
>> No. 19481
Mykan, that sounds terrible!!! I supported my grandma when she was getting her bladder fixed
>> No. 19482
There's something very wrong about all this.
>> No. 19483
See this is what I'm talking about...

I'm a human... just like (It doens't if I say I'm not and It doesn't matter what I say to others about it)

I do have feelings... I DO do good things, and I do show I care. I'm not self absorbed.

I can't feel what people feel when you skin your knee only you feel how much it hurts, I cna't feel it) When I get angry you don't know what I feel. You're not me... and I'm not you

And I dont' deserve to be mocked not for things like this.

Oh but what's the use talking about here... them up there... they don't care.
>> No. 19485
>>19482
Mostly that this is way too much personal information, than someone should ever put on the net. Especially when some people know where they guy who writes that lives and is called in real life.
>> No. 19486
>>19482

what? You think I'm lying? What am I saying...of course you think I'm lying. You always do...

I guess you really don't care that there are DIFFERENCES int he world and some things just can't be helped, and you'd rtaher mock and see it fall
>> No. 19488
>>19485

It's not like you left me a choice...
>> No. 19490
How is it wrong to take care oft grandma when she was getting her bladder fixed?
>> No. 19492
No matter what I say, you're going to think I'm mocking you, so I'm not going to bother much with tact. If what you said is true, however, your home environment is... disturbing. A person with your degree of autism should not be made to live like that. OR be entrusted with the responsibility for someone else, for that matter.

To be quite crass, your family sounds all kinds of fucked up.
>> No. 19493
We are... what you thought I was only one... I just play my part...
>> No. 19495
I don't have autism
>> No. 19497
My family is NOT fucked up. We are just a modern family
>> No. 19498
I shouldn't had been saying those personal things... and now I'm really freaked out.

But hope you now realize there's more to me than meets the eye. I'm my fiction I am me.

I do have talents

Ever since was 3 years old I would try to mimic the voices and movement of what I saw on TV I taught myself how to jump... tumble... run... sing, and these days I'm teaching myself to dance like Jeff Hyslop

Now I've memorized whole TV shows and movies in my head, I don't have to watch them. I do the voices so well you'd think I was formt eh movie. (a little joke of mine is... you don't have to watch TV... you can just watch me)

So I do have talent... I can act... I can voice act... sing fairly well... I'm also a not too bad ventruliquist.

I'm also a motivational speaker. I visited variosu schools, libraries showcases and conventions and demonstrated my tallent and expressed and educated to children about the joys of using your imagination and believing in your own magic.

When I'm told I don't have talent, and all the other things with it... you can bet... I am not pleased. I don't deserve to be mocked
>> No. 19499
>>19495
>>19497

Wasn't talking about your family...
>> No. 19501
Mykan is a pretty good singer
>> No. 19502
I take that back, he is a great singer
>> No. 19505
Bottom line is... that's why I usualy prefer negatvity... and darkness... emo... I'm used to it... I get along with it better...it's all I grew up with.

And It's not I refusing out of laziness, I'm refusing it becuase... help just won't help. It probably doesn't even matter if I try it or not...

We all decided ot just sit back... let it happen... and set our invisible watches for the next one... like a bad case of hiccups.

But I'm used to it, but I don't like it when I'm mocked. I got enough to think about already, and a lot which hurts my brain.

The worse part is... I'm not supposed ot be talking about this to anyone... not to people I know... not to the internet... NOT EVEN othe rfamily members... that's why I'm flipped out becuas eI told you all this (And I think it's gonna get bad)Imagine tyring to keep it bottled up all this time.

...

There... I think I've said enough... for now... and hope you realize I'm not the monster you think I am. I am not my fanfics, and they are not me.

I'd like to go bed now...
>> No. 19506
I can sing fairly good, June... if you heard me in real life epseailly...

But we'll talk more tomorrow... maybe not here though.

(I just feel this music is appropriate right now...)

http://www.televisiontunes.com/Incredible_Hulk_-_1976_-_Ending_(The).html

Good night...

(Walks off slowly)
>> No. 19508
and now to something more interesting:
Anyone here interested in helping me reimagining some of the characters of Mykan`s fanfic? I will try to post a few brianstorming ideas here and would like to hear the general opinion of a few others, if they are really interested, or what ideas they may have. *shrug*
>> No. 19509
Go to bed Mykan, everyone has said enough for today.

Good night.
>> No. 19521
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19521
>> No. 19528
Maybe this song should go into your next story, Mykan? i love it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tBHOuHolYw
>> No. 19531
That wasn't me!!!!!!! They didn't spell my name right
>> No. 19540
Or did she?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40
>> No. 19541
Mmm.... not too bad an idea June but... not exactly the kind of song I prefer to use...
>> No. 19542
Nevermind...

I thought I told you people I don't hate Changes in general... I hate THINGS CHANGE CLASS changes.
>> No. 19549
>>19542
You mean like the fact, that your favorite Pizza Hut does not serve and only delivers?
Yeah, that is so dramatic.
>> No. 19550
>>19549

No... that is NOT what I mean

what happened to Pizza wasn't a THINGS CHANGE CLASS change... it wa sjust a change in general, no real biggie
>> No. 19551
Say, is it true that you talked with some people who work on the mock of your fanfic? Just asking, cause others say, that "Anonymous" was not the Dakari King, but just a professional troll.
>> No. 19552
>>19551

No that was me... and I'm more angry than ever...

I can't believ you guys... after all this you're still mocking me and trying to harm my unicorns. Can't you make up your own WITHOUT using mine.

and don't tell me that I've done the same... all I borrowed were shapes, not actualy names and not personalities
>> No. 19554
>>19552
what you created was soulless.
>> No. 19555
>>19554

No it wasn't.

Sticking to the show's cannon insitea dof my own would be souless.

"There's no conflict, they don't have arguments with one another"

-Becuase Rarity and Applejack already did soemthing that.
-Warriors are supposed to fight the enemy not each other
-Warriors turning agianst one another is too old and repetitive
-I don't want characters who ar esupposed to be friends fightning!

That is not soulless... what you created however IS souless!
>> No. 19556
>>19555
oh really? I consider myself more te antidote your little ceatures need. Let us rip them apart Michael. Let "Unicornicopia" fall like Constantinopel and on its ash build up something better.
>> No. 19557
>>19555
Nope, your stuff is still soulless. You'r righting to satisfy an agenda. Nothing more can be said, you are wrong in your opinions, and now we are merely morbidly poking the stinking corpse that you call genius, noting each rotted element with a deadpan voice trimmed with disgust.
>> No. 19558
>>19556

Maniak you just don't get it...

Some of the things they do in Equestria... They arne't going to do here. Uh uhn... no way.

Besides... that's better saved for next season when maybe they CAN argue amonsgt each other and they'll be fewer battles...

But not season 1.

Season one is my way, not Lauren Faust's

Besides... I looked them over... I can't SEE ANYTHING that can be done with them. they cannot be rewritten... sure a few gramers can be fixed but not the ploting
>> No. 19561
Forget it Anonymous and forget whatever you know about FIM... youy're not going to get it in Unicornicopia... that's soulless and it's my way.

Writing it the way the show is... wouldn't make it my style at all
>> No. 19563
We don't even have trains in Unicornicopia... they are unnecessary
>> No. 19565
yeah, I only redesigned already four of your characters and know were to go with Lightning. Or as I call him, Silver Lightning. A character who would laugh about your "believe" syseme and buck Lightning in the face while he chants his green lantern oath.
>> No. 19566
No he wouldn't... warriors don't laugh lik Hieyans!

And what do you do with powerful magic to summon it? You recite a chant...

Silver is a terrible name... it sounds too girlish, and it doesn't relate to weather or time of day
>> No. 19567
>>19566
ah yes, I forgot: you came up with the name "Lightning Dawn" cause you wanted it to sound liuke Twilight Sparkle.
As for Cookie Dough, wasn`t your first idea to rip off Cookie Monster for him?
>> No. 19568
I'd rather Lightning Buck Rainbow Dash int he face for failing her training expercise at target practice becuase she shot EVERY SINGLE TARGET
>> No. 19569
>>19568
Okay people, Mykan starts to slip again into his little fantasy world. that means he soon starts to beat up a pillow and imgines it to be Rainbow Dash.
Oh and by the way Mykan, nice to see how you turned brony.
>> No. 19570
I'm not a brony I hate FIM... it's SHIT!!!

And it's what Rainbow Dash will do in season 2 as part of her training... it's time for her to be remodeled and wake up just like the rest of her FAGOT FRILLY FRIENDS
>> No. 19571
>>19570
yeah. too bad you are too chicken to say that somewhere it matters.

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/fic/res/79742.html
>> No. 19572
*Rainbow shot all the targets at practice*

RD: "I shot all the monsters!"

Lightning: "And you also shot an innocent bystander, and a hostage. You know the whole point of this excersice is to use good judgment... which you failed to do, Cadet!"

"Watch the rest of the class, perhaps you'll learn something"
>> No. 19573
Excuse me... I've been leaving unfriendly comment on FIM clips... just yesterday I said on ep 20...

"And we need a pony WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THIS FIM CRAP!!!"
>> No. 19574
Besides... you want to wrongfully hurt my Lightning when he's done nothing wrong to you!
>> No. 19575
>>19572
I so love how your sexism shows up in this shitfest again. Seriously, in your eyes, women are only supposed to fail.
Oh and clling her a faggot? Ironic, seeing how you suck of Beastboy.
>> No. 19576
No... it's becuase Dash and friends nee to learn how to be warriors...

And Rainbow Dash will learn... being a Warrior doesn't mean showing off and showing how cool you are...
>> No. 19577
>>19576
you are just jealous, that a fictional toon horse created to sell toys at five year old girls is more popular than you will ever be.

And really, you are a brony. Why? Cause you are obsessed with creating ponyfanfic in general. That is a brony trait. At least I did something good. The Teen Titans community is safe from you, cause you will continue watcing MLP even if you hate it and then turn into "Nightmare Manchild" the moment the show ends without the CMC getting their cutie marks. But thankfully tere will be so many butthurt bronies, that you will get lost in the flood of revenge fic writers. And then, you will finally vanis into oblivion, until you start killing people.
>> No. 19578
No Maniak... you're just a shit fag Troll.
>> No. 19579
I don't want the cuite marks... They are not cool to me... and males are not CUTE.

Cuite marks is from FIM and it's a thing that can be donw well without!
>> No. 19580
There i noting wrong with MLU... it's fine as it is!
>> No. 19581
>>19579
oh, but they still will be part of your second season even if you don`t want them to be, cause you are working ith FiM characters. Or ratjer the lobotomized versions which such your rainbow rod, you little furry.
>> No. 19583
Lightning doesn't have the Rainbow Rod anymore...

It belongs to Celestia and Celesto now, whenever they fuse.

...

Season 2 is is about... the frillies learning to be warriors

The Unicorns learning to relax and enjoy the pleasures of other fourms of friendship (And there will be a few arguments here and there)

And the other part will be dealing with outside traitors...
>> No. 19584
>>19583
Outside traitors named after forum members who dared to have a diferent opinion than you do. Cause in the end you never grew out of the phase, where you put your critics into pokeballs.
>> No. 19586
Hey, everybody.

I noticed, this thread reached 1500+ comments, but Mykan STILL has a paltry 6 reviews!

Of course, he's been deleting anon reviews, so...

Who wants to do reviews of the chapters?

Leave your reviews of the chapters in the comments here, and I'll add them onto MLU with my FF account. He can't delete those!

I'll probably be able to time it so that I nail every chapter with a review before he inevitably blocks me.

Looking forward to hearing from you! You too Mykan~!
>> No. 19587
Oh yes I can delete them...
>> No. 19588
Now leave my fic alone it's done nothing wrong...
>> No. 19589
>>19588
It was writen as a declaration of war against the bronies. You are just glad no one cares about you that much, that they get together the troops. But that is understandabke. you matter less than this scene:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC2EMUuQmTY
>> No. 19590
>>19587
>>19588
Hmm, we'll see.

And done nothing wrong? Well, we'll let the reviews decide that. If the story can stand on it's own merits, you have nothing to fear, right?

I mean, you can't honestly be so vain as to believe you're facing such a backlash because we're merely biased against you from the start, do you?

No, we've looked at your stories and looked at your conduct, THEN we decide. I'm sure you'll spout some nonsense about 'oh, that's not the true me, blah blah', but we both know it's bull.
>> No. 19591
So you really don't care do you...

You really want MLU deleted
>> No. 19592
What about your conduct...?

What do you call that?
>> No. 19593
>>19591
buhuhu. It is not about you, it is about the fanfic. and the fanfic sucks. It sucks even without you derailing the main cast of FiM. Your cgaracters are all fairies. And you too stupid to realize what I just meant by that.
>> No. 19594
>>19592
Reviewing a story.
>> No. 19595
>>19593

No no the FIMs are all faries... spineless and need reshaping!

Me... I prefer different...
>> No. 19596
No... it's calle dyou being no different
>> No. 19598
>>19595
different in that it sucks and you rather prefer to watch mindless violence?
I bet if you ould ever be allowed to perform in front of children again, you dream of beating the girls up who may show up with a Twilight Sparkle doll during the show.
>> No. 19600
>>19598

Looks like you're the one who believes in violence..
>> No. 19601
>>19596
Now now, you of all people shouldn't be accusing others of being 'no different'. Everything you do is stolen from more superior works, even if that work is Strawberry Shortcake or Tellytubbies.
>> No. 19604
Uh there ar eno teletubies in there... and

What is so wrong about the songs I chose... I think they're better than PPs song

In fact, this song here would be perfect for the pony who has no birthday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Espo-NIbAKg

9:32
>> No. 19605
>>19600
coming from the guy who said "I throw you in front of a car"

by the way Mykan, what are you again going to do, when someone would say something nice about your pony fic? cause I remember you said, you would insult every brony who actually has something nice to say.
>> No. 19607
>>19605

If I rewrote that fic so it matched more FIM style... I would not only Author note it and call it SHIT myself, but I would tell anyone who I don't know (Who reviews the fic positvely) To Leave me alone.

The way the fic would be written to match FIM would be CRAP... and it's crappier for it to be seen as nice or better!

I don't my fic that way... it's WRONG!!!
>> No. 19608
>>19605

This coming form the guy who wanted my unicorns shredded and dicected for all the wrong reasons.
>> No. 19615
>>19608
What are the right reasons?
>> No. 19618
>>19608

I don't know if you've realized this, Mykan baby, but your unicorn thingies aren't actually real. You're telling real people to get raped or that you want them to die, though.
You're just like Chris-chan. He believes that his silly little ripoffs are real too.
>> No. 19622
Something just sort of clicked for me.

He said his grandmother is very ill - diabetic and obese - from years of unhealthy eating.

He's implied things about his father...

And just looking at his refusal to improve upon himself...

Mykan seems to have developed a crippling habit of self-destruction, picked up from the people around him that he grew up with.

Mykan, I'm really sorry for you to have to suffer from this. I could say that there's a better path than what you're doing, but odds are you're so ingrained in bad habits you can't comprehend it, especially since you refuse to get help outside of the destructive environment you've entrenched yourself into.
>> No. 19625
>>19622

Never mind the fact that the whole thing reeks of emotional blackmailing.
>> No. 19629
You tell real people to die too ya know
>> No. 19630
Anomymus what did I tell you last night?

Help isn't going to help

Some peopl eget better from these things but some don't...
>> No. 19631
>>19625
Oh, absolutely. He's using it as an excuse, trying to get us to sympathize when he is, in fact, almost utterly unsympathetic. I pity him like one might pity a confused, unwanted puppy. It doesn't know what the hell is going on, and barks and snaps impotently as a cry for attention.

Frankly, his home troubles are not unique. It's just another case of one generation following the next. It's tragic only in that Mykan is actively choosing to propagate it, but that robs him of any right to sympathy at the same time. However, if Mykan sticks to his No-Love mantra, then fortunately the problem will end with his generation.

I really hope his sister moves out and never looks back, it's her only hope to escape the cycle.
>> No. 19632
>>19629
Here's a thought: take a look at a couple times your haters tell you to die: notice how nearly every time, another hater calls them out on it?
>> No. 19633
>>19630
Keep telling yourself that, Mykan.

After all, if you never try to get better, you'll never run the risk of failing.
>> No. 19634
>>19633

That's the point That way I don't have to risk at all...

Instea dof learning how to speak at dinner... I just plain don't talk. That way I can't make a mistake for sure
>> No. 19635
It doesn't matter if someday I get my own job or place... or if I even become an actor like I wanted to

I don't ever wish to fall in love... have offline friends or get involved with people like that.

As soon as work would be over... I'd march straight home
>> No. 19636
As fo rmy sister that's WHy she's moving out... BUT... she too does not wish to fall in love or have kids...
>> No. 19637
>>19634
>>19635
Yeah yeah, we've heard it all before. Noone thinks it's noble.
>> No. 19638
There is no noble... I don't see anythign that's nobel...

Matter of fact... Nobel practially doesn't exist!
>> No. 19640
On a change of subject I did get another idea for a possible rewrite to MLU... but it still doesn't make it make sense...
>> No. 19643
>>19640

And it will still suck as long as you actively limit yourself as a writer.
>> No. 19644
!!!

Except for GR and Krysta, All the unicorns have no magic or Digimon like attacks. They all just depend on natural battle skills with weapons and stomping and kicking.

Some are born to be workers, some are born to be warriors.
>> No. 19645
>>19638
Sure he does!

http://www.nobelprize.org/alfred_nobel/

Honestly Mykan, get your facts straight!

Such a silly pony...
>> No. 19646
I'm not a pony...!

I'm a statue
>> No. 19647
>>19644
Why not have one group good at physical stuff and one group good at magic?

Possibly then, they could team up to unleash even stronger attacks together.
>> No. 19648
I DID... sort of...

Some unicorns can't do battle magic... like Brain or Abra or Penny... Their magic is for intelegence or healing. They wouldn't be much help in most battles
>> No. 19649
Even so...

That idea is too complicated to use... above all things I can't get rid of the uniforce...
>> No. 19650
>>19648
Magic groups-
- Healing/Support (who could also be doctors)
-Battle magic users
-Work (which could be used for battle if needs be, like telekinesis using weapons instead of tools)

Physical group
-Trained warriors,
-Workers (ie gardeners, cooks, shop keepers)

That way there'd be magic users AND physical one who don't fight. Not EVERYONE has to be a warrior, they get to decide.

Try and avoid just using digimon style stuff. Too predicable in battle.
>> No. 19651
>>19649
Why would you have to get rid of the uniforce? Isn't it just something golden horned ponies can use? Just make it magic specific to them.
>> No. 19652
I did do that...

Unicorns magics were...

-Offense
-Defense
-Healing
-Intelegence
-Speed

That's what thy are now... I gave them Digimon attacks to make them different from the FIMS

...

Further more... I don't even like the idea of getting ri do their Digimon attacks. Then it doens't make sense... and there's no way they can beat the monsters unless it's DBZ style
>> No. 19654
>>19652
Digimon attacks are predictable, and when they're written down, they're boring. Especially since you just write down attack names without description of what happens most of the time.

We can't see in your head! It looks boring to us, because you don't describe what happens, you just shout out attack names.

If I wanted to see Digimon attacks, I'd watch Digimon. Since it's a TV show, it does way way better than anything you could write down on paper.
>> No. 19655
>>19654

Then obviosuly you didn't read...

They're attacks were described...

every time a new attack was used I would describe what it was THEN... and ONLY then... afte ryou've seen it you already know what it is.
>> No. 19658
Look here... this was form the first battle on ep 2...

The first time an attack is used I described it...

...

"SCYTHE SHOCK!" and his scythe began to spark with electricity that gave Rhymey a jolt. "Ah…!"

"I've had enough…
It's time to get tough!"

He spread his wings out and shouted, "DRILL QUILL!" sending a swarm of sharp quill feathers form his wings at his enemy. Rep-Stallion leapt out of the way, and was now more impressed than ever.
>> No. 19667
>>19655
>>19658
And that's what makes it boring.

Because it's the same thing, over and over. Once you've seen one attack, that's it. It happens the same way.

What if Drill Quill sent out tons of quills, and you described the enemy weaving and dodging through them?

What if he tweaked the ability, letting it go in close, tightly packed 'spears', or wide, area attacks that he needs to be careful about catching his comrades in them?
>> No. 19671
That's what a swarm means... tons of Quils.

and getting in close is not a goody idea.

"Go ahead and fire... but I'm sure you're well aware that at THAT RANGE you'll blow yourself up too."

I know about watching out for other comrades too but it's so typical, and it's been overused.
>> No. 19672
That's cute, you of all people worrying about overused ideas.

Why do I keep wasting my time here? Screw it, I'm gone.
>> No. 19681
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19681
>>19658
>> No. 19682
Uh lots of people know what a tackle means...
>> No. 19685
Hello, who impersonated me?
>> No. 19686
>>19685
No clue. Wasn't me though
>> No. 19687
>>19682

Ok, I'll spell it out then since subtlety clearly is not your forte: Simply reading a list of who attacks who with what attack is every bit as exciting as reading the command feed in Pokémon.
>> No. 19688
Honestly what is with you guys and your impersonations?
>> No. 19690
>>19687

That's becuas eI'm not exactly wiriteg a story and your not reading one

Why do you think it's called EPISODE instead of CHAPTER...
>> No. 19691
>>19690
MINDFUCK
>> No. 19692
>>19691

It is not...

The thing about Fanfics is they are not stories
>> No. 19693
Hi everyone
>> No. 19694
>>19692
DOUBLE MINDFUCK
>> No. 19695
>>19694

IT IS NOT!!!!
>> No. 19696
>>19690
>>19692

I now have a sharp, stabbing pain in my head, like a severe migraine. I think I'm going to need heavy narcotics if I am to remain in this thread.
>> No. 19697
Like seriously, first they impersonate Mykan and then they impersonate me
>> No. 19698
I like mykans work.
>> No. 19699
So do I
>> No. 19700
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5KJM4XCLSQ
mykan's theme song
>> No. 19701
>>19700

WTF is your problem!
>> No. 19702
>>19700
That's the best you got.
>> No. 19703
YOU ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW!!

What is your problem? Why cna't you accept differences and forget about mocking?
>> No. 19704
>>19703
Welcome to the internet!
>> No. 19705
That theu got?

You really are stupid and contrdictional..

First you keep tleling me to gor wup... but then you say it'll never work and that Id on't deserve it...

what ar eyou trying to do?
>> No. 19706
The internet isn't a place for pornography and being a terroist you know... you really need a better job
>> No. 19707
Porn disgusts me
>> No. 19708
>>19706
kinda is. its the one place where everyone gets to be the little monsters they wish they could be in real life.
...
wait a second...
>> No. 19709
Boy this will make great to use in season two when someone teaches them a lesson abut the environment
>> No. 19710
>>19706
Why do you think the net was born?

Porn, Porn, Porn
>> No. 19711
Okay so now there is 3 of us
>> No. 19712
>>19709
Will Captain Planet show up and teach Lightning to save the whales?
>> No. 19713
No there isn't just 2...

and porn is DISUSTING...!!!
>> No. 19714
>>19710
*high fives*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWEjvCRPrCo
>> No. 19715
>>19712

No... but one of the unicorns will teahc guys like you for littering int he ocean!
>> No. 19716
>>19715
Oh no, I knew I shouldn't have dumped all those Billy Beer cans into the Baltic!
>> No. 19717
Ponies don't drink beer..!

The consuption of alchohal is strictly forbidden in United-Equestria
>> No. 19718
>>19717
Because the 18th ammendment of the United states worked out so swell...
>> No. 19719
I think -I- need a drink.
>> No. 19720
>>19718

There's no such thing as the united Statesint he Dimesnional Universe... after all this time you still don't get it
>> No. 19721
>>19720
*FACEPALM SO FUCKING HARD*
>> No. 19722
The dimesnional universe is not our universe... there is no such thing as Earth... Orion... Crab cluster nebula... Milky way... that's OUR WORLD... not theirs...

Equestria... Unicornicopia... The Dimesnion of Darkness... The Safe dimesnion... ElfFaron... and all the other worlds are in fact spherechical portal domes, like planets called Dimesnions... which are connected by pathways that lead through dimensional space.

Dimesnional space itself is not black with stars, but in fact a swirling mystical vocie that can make you dizzy looking at it... if you strya form the patha nd fall in you'll thrown to a random place int he entire universe... you won't even know wher eyou've landed unless you explored it...
>> No. 19723
At first I thought that Mykan was just a very elaborate troll act. Then I realized that no troll could keep the act up for so long.

But now, I'm beginning to think that he's a chatbot programmed by Beelzebub himself. He simply can't be human.
>> No. 19724
People on this thread are unreasonable
>> No. 19725
Quite human... and more human than you are!
>> No. 19726
Besides... what's your definition of BEING HUMAN anyway?

And don't give me the (Acts better than you) crap!
>> No. 19727
All of them except for Mykan
>> No. 19728
>>19722
ugghhh, you... just... uuggghhh.
the whole point about the amendment was to show awful an idea like prohibition is, and especially in your world. No parties, constant state of alarm, no beer, bar codes that make everyone a manufactured copy of everyone else. i'm surprised everyone hasn't killed themselves yet

And then in your description on how your dimensional shit works. why does that sound a whole lot like kingdom hearts?
>> No. 19729
You didn't answer the Question

What is your def of BEING HUMAN?

And FYI... Never played KH or even Watche dit BEING played much
>> No. 19730
This is crazy
>> No. 19732
No June... mor elike he's just crazy...

Think about... two purple unicorns have kids... what color do you expect them to be? Aqua Marine?

No Colors is another thing I can't copy too much of FIM... nope... we usually use th emain colors of the rainbow... and also tanish brown, or light grey... white...
>> No. 19733
Besides FIM has seriously made BAD THINGS with their toys they arne't even accurate...
>> No. 19734
human beings are a parasite. all we do is consume with no regard for others. everything suffers for our existence. this is the price for sentience.

and worse of all

the best description of a human

is that we are the creature who laughs.
pain and suffering, we laugh.
death and destruction, we laugh.
we are horrible horrible creatures.
the bane of this very world
>> No. 19735
Oh, but correct me if I'm wrong...

Whyt he hell ar eyou acting like you're not one of them...?
>> No. 19736
who said I wasnt? I know I am this despicable being. hell, everyone knows that we are. Even if its only subconsciously.
thats why we like ponies. because they are innocent. Because they aren't monsters. because they give us a glimpse at what the world should be like. not what it is.
why?
why does there have to be fighting?
why does there have to be war?
because we are the worst thing ever created.
>> No. 19737
Well if everyone's the same then why do you mock? arne't you mocking yourself then?
>> No. 19738
And uh... Nightmare IS a monster... remember? You missed again...
>> No. 19739
Are you sure about that, anomynus?
>> No. 19740
is philosophy too much for you? is simple logic out of your reach?
WE ARE EVIL
WE ARE THE MOST EVIL THING IN EXISTENCE
WE ARE SELFISH, DESPERATE, FILTH
WE MOCK BECAUSE SUFFERING IS AMMUSING
PAIN IS AMMUSING
IT IS WHAT KEEPS US HAPPY
IT IS WHAT KEEPS US ALIVE
WE ARE MONSTERS

Nightmare is a FICTIONAL CHARACTER

When you eat something, did you once consider the living being it used to be? How it was SLAUGHTERED to keep you happy?

We are nothing but monsters.
>> No. 19741
>>19740

She's still the "PONY" you described...

And of course I do... but animals prey on one another to survive...

Sure I know my steak/roast/burger was once a cow... and my bacon is a pig... but...

...I GOTTA EAT DAMNIT!! Besides... not eating it isn't going to being it back to life.
>> No. 19742
Also mocking... the WAY YOU DO IT ESPECIALLY... is only intesifiying it...

Can't you just leave everyone alone instead, just keep out of their way.

You don't like my MLU right... so just leave it alone... you don't NEED to mock it...
>> No. 19743
>>19740
Who invited Franz Kafka here?
>> No. 19744
everything we touch we pervert
everything we touch we corrupt
it is only about us in our eyes
how can it help us
how can we use it
everything that we possess is artificial. created to suit our needs. and everything we had to rape to get it means little. what is another life compared to my happiness.
>> No. 19745
You hush up BK (Bad Kid)

You're every bit a sbad that's on that list the way you act...
>> No. 19746
Happiness is only what you make it to be...

But at leats you got an idea of the real world...

And why I say FIM are liars... their lessons just don't work well anymore... people don't listen... (Like the people in this thread, except June)
>> No. 19747
I think that Mykan and I are the only reasonable people on this thread
>> No. 19748
>>19745
that was the point you idiot.
>>19741
i cant wait for the day soylent green becomes a food product.
i look forward to it.
i cant wait for that moment i get to put it in my mouth
that moment where i can taste it.
because i will enjoy it
because i am a monster.
>> No. 19749
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19749
Whelp, that's what I get for leaving this thread for so long.
>> No. 19750
Should've stayed away while you had the chance...
>> No. 19751
Now do you see why ThingsChange make sme mad... I see only what you see in it when things change like that... robbing you of things... and that's why sometimes I just make one dimesnional villians becuase they're eaiser to portray, and you pretty much live with them all the time
>> No. 19752
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19752
>>19726

Philosophical/ethical discussions are completely lost on you, so let's not delve too deep into that. You could argue that to be human is to think, to be aware, but this creates a problem if you take young children into consideration. They are clearly human, but unable to define themselves or the world around them. Thus, can sapience alone be used as a way to measure what it human and what is not?

Let's look at something more basic. Let's look at what it means to be alive, and how you measure up. The current, scientific definition of life is organisms displaying all (or some, for lower life forms) of these criteria:

* Homeostasis:
"Regulation of the internal environment to maintain a constant state." Sure, you pass this one.

* Organization:
"Being structurally composed of one or more cells." This too.

* Metabolism:
"Transformation of energy by converting chemicals and energy into cellular components." I'm going to take a wild guess and say that you eat to stay alive, so yeah.

* Growth:
"Maintenance of a higher rate of anabolism than catabolism." Ok, this is basic stuff. You were a baby at some point in your life, and you have clearly grown since then.

* Adaptation:
"The ability to change over a period of time in response to the environment." Oh dear. Oh deary me. Considering how much you hate change, I can't give you a point for this one.

* Response to stimuli:
"A response can take many forms, from the contraction of a unicellular organism to external chemicals, to complex reactions involving all the senses of multicellular organisms." Tricky, this one. You certainly meet the physical criteria, but for this one, let's look at it from a purely emotional standpoint. (Since we were originally speaking of what it meant to be human, after all.) You react to emotional stimuli, though very erratically. You display a very limited collection of responses, and seem unable to 'connect' properly on an empathetic and societal level. Half a point?

* Reproduction:
"The ability to produce new individual organisms." ........

So, are you human? Possibly. Are you even alive? Barely.
>> No. 19753
>>19752

I am human and I told you befor eI don't hate Changes in General... I hate THINGS CHANGE CLASS CHANGE

Do you even know what THINGS CHANGE CLASS CHANGES are...?
>> No. 19754
>>19749
I'm quite glad I haven't wasted the last four days of my life talking to you. There are a couple of funny things after I left, but it mostly looks like wasted time here, especially on your part. Why are you even still here? Why don't you go make Beast Boy lip sync some more Sesame Street songs or something?
>> No. 19755
TK... SHUT UP!!

We're all being serious right now here and I don't need you being a snot little kid
>> No. 19756
I can't believe you would actually steal one of Mykan's videos. That's low
>> No. 19757
im not going to post anything for a while, Mykan likes it when I suck his balls.
>> No. 19758
Nice try I know you're not June... her name is in black not green
>> No. 19759
And she doesn't suck balls unlike you since your so immature!
>> No. 19760
Yeah and I know it isn't me because I wouldn't post that
>> No. 19761
>>19755
Oh Jegus Christ the irony in that sentence physically hurt me.
>>19756
Come again?
>> No. 19762
>>19761
You don't remember? You were selling bootlegged Mykan videos on the street that one time?
>> No. 19763
>>19761
Face it TK... you're not as mature as you say you are... so you went to college... BIG FRAKING WHOOP... you still act like a teenager on drugs!
>> No. 19764
>>19756

Know what's really low? The Mponeng gold mine in South Africa, penetrating more than 4000 meters into Earth's surface, down down down into maddening, hellish darkness where human feet were never meant to tread, and in doing so we spit in defiance on the natural order which seeks to keep us blissfully bound above ground!

So, a lot like this thread really.
>> No. 19765
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19765
>>19763
>> No. 19766
This thread: Where Darvulia proves once and for all that she needs to get out more.
>> No. 19767
It's no laughing matter TK... you're just as every bit of evil as anonymous said with his/her list...

You're really black hearted to for the way you mock people just to laugh at them... that's WAY CRUEL!!
>> No. 19768
No Dravulia needs to make better choices... and wuit mocking people for laughs!!
>> No. 19769
Why did you steal Mykan's videos? Just to mock him?
>> No. 19770
>>19767
talk about the pot calling the kettle black...
>> No. 19771
>>19770

What?!?!? Oh no you didn't...!??!
>> No. 19772
>>19771
*snaps fingers*
Oh, you gonna get it, girlfriend
>> No. 19773
What did you just say to me?!
>> No. 19774
>>19771
oh yes I di-id!~
>> No. 19775
June... I think this one's all yours
>> No. 19776
Well, speaking of the hater/bitch. What is your right to call me these things, fagget?
>> No. 19777
>>19776
Who called you anything? Specifically quote if you would please.
>> No. 19778
>>19776
Oh snap! Mykan, I think you lost your record for fastest contradiction
>> No. 19779
More like you have, Faggot... you break your record all the time... you've almost reached the Speed of Darkness...
>> No. 19780
I meant to say that you don't have a right to call me and Mykan pot calling. When you insult him you insult me!!!!
>> No. 19781
>>19780
do you even have any clue what that means?
five cents says you dont.
>> No. 19782
Well, I actually do. So give me my nickel now
>> No. 19783
>>19732
You know, I just say the part about mating in this post. Mykan, ever heard of Gregor Mendel?
>> No. 19784
>>19781

5 bucks says you don't know what you just did!!!

*Steps back to give June some room*
>> No. 19785
>>19782
Really? Care to explain it to those that don't know?
>> No. 19786
>>19783
>Mykan, ever heard of Gregor Mendel?

I'm going to guess that's a rhetorical question.
>> No. 19787
>>19786
Pretty much.
>> No. 19788
>>19783

No never heard of him...
>> No. 19789
>>19788

Now there's a surprise...
>> No. 19790
>>19788
You should read about him. Had some very interesting things to say about genes and would give plausibility to 2 purple horses having Aquamarine offspring.
>> No. 19791
>>19789

Why should I have heard of him...?
>> No. 19792
Uh... the only bit of news I ever look into is the Weather Network... that is all
>> No. 19793
>>19790
I just realized what I just typed.

Only in a Mykan conversation
>> No. 19794
I've never seen the news
>> No. 19795
>>19793

what you said mad eno sense... just like you and your ideas...
>> No. 19796
>>19795
Oh, I'm sorry I decided to try and teach you about the father of modern genetics
>> No. 19797
>>19794
my gods...
just... ugh
>> No. 19798
>>19796

And that would be useful... HOW?
>> No. 19799
>>19796

I think concepts such as recessive genes may be a liiiiiiittle to complicated for Mykan... (^_^);
>> No. 19800
>>19798

Mykan, you can only be described as aggressively stupid.
>> No. 19801
>>19799

No... it's just even if I learned them... what good is that going to accomplish?

Especially seeing as how I wouldn't tell anyone...
>> No. 19802
GOD?! ARE YOU THERE?!?! I AM READY NOW!!
>> No. 19803
>>19800

Mor elike YOU are agressively stupid and blind as well.

You have no other senses... no ideas... and only wish to bring harm on real people.

Don't you dare start with me...
>> No. 19805
>>19803

Or you'll... write a revenge fic where I'm raped by a three-cocked alicorn?
>> No. 19806
All of you haters are fucking idiots and the fact that you make no sense isn't helping
>> No. 19809
>>19805

You claim you're a girl... but you sound morelike a ghoul who deserves a smack int he face for that remark.

ther eis nothg wrong with Celesto... He is an original being with 3 horns.
>> No. 19810
>>19806
who's making no sense? Besides you and Mykan?
>> No. 19811
>>19806

Just out of curiosity, how old are you? 12? 13?
>> No. 19812
>>19810

Actually... June and I make plenty of sense... it's you who refuse to listen... and COMPREHEND!!!
>> No. 19813
>>19809

Again with the violence, Mykan...
>> No. 19814
>>19813

BU HU HU... agians with your Sex Shit?

Now you are going to answer me what you have agianst Celesto!! And you better make it clear!!
>> No. 19815
What was so violent about what Mykan said?
>> No. 19820
June... do you have anything agianst Celesto...

Do you think he's a mistake...?
>> No. 19822
Everybody, stop calling Celesto a cock. I think that he is perfectly original
>> No. 19824
>>19815
oh i don't know, maybe the part about assaulting someone.
>>19814
what "sex shit" She was pointing out your aggressiveness, smart one.
>> No. 19828
three cocked Alicorn= Sex Shit!
>> No. 19829
>>19822
WHO CALLED CELESTO A COCK? MY GOD. JUST SHUT UP!
>> No. 19833
What ever her name is did
>> No. 19834
Not again with the impersonations
>> No. 19835
>>19833
when? Darvulia said Mykan would write a revenge fic about Mykan's dumbass oc raping her, never did she say anything about calling him a cock.

you two must have the combined intelligence of a broom closet or something.
>> No. 19836
That was really me
>> No. 19837
>>19814

I don't hate Celesto for what's wrong with him. I'm trying to retain an optimistic world view (somehow) and so I'm trying to find his good points. What makes him unique as a character, what makes him interesting, what makes him likable.

But the problem is, I just can't find anything positive. He's just about the flattest character ever, and for all the bling (like the three horns and whatever) you chose to add to him in a desperate attempt at making him "original", it doesn't mask the fact that he has no substance. None.
>> No. 19838
What did Mykan ever do to make you hate him?
>> No. 19840
>>19837

Excuse me but what does that mean... what ar eyou ACTUALLY trying to see in him
>> No. 19842
>>19835

*Nodnods* I've never met such uneducated people in my entire life. It's like trying to hold a conversation with porridge.

... Well, at least porridge doesn't throw temper tantrums every five minutes.
>> No. 19843
Will you just answer the damn question...?

And FYI I don't like Poridge
>> No. 19844
Well, I think that he is a great writer. I want to know why you hate him
>> No. 19845
>>19840

Likable traits. Something that makes me go "Aha, this character makes the story worth reading!"
>> No. 19847
>>19769
Stealing, what? I haven't "stolen" shit from Mykan. Stealing would be if I reposted one of Mykan's videos exactly and claimed that I made it. I dare you to find just one example of that. Name one of my videos, then link to the Mykan video I stole from.
>> No. 19848
He does have likable traits
>> No. 19849
UGGH THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!

What likable traits?!?!?!

What did you want to see him do?!?!

IS that so hard
>> No. 19850
>>19843
nobody asked you if you liked porridge
>>19842
i dont know about that. you can generally have a very informing conversation with porridge.
>> No. 19851
Celesto Grand Ruler... is the Creator of Unicornicopia...

It's his responisiblity to maintain order, raise the night and day, make sure everyone is behaving and helping his subjects when they need it.

He does get sad and he does lose his temper at times... and he is cappble of performing magic that the others can't...
>> No. 19852
Oat who brought up poridge?
>> No. 19853
Celesto is brave... strong... and very wise since he has been around for so long and has seen many things...

Those are good traits
>> No. 19854
>>19849

Pathos, Mykan. Pathos.
>> No. 19856
>>19854

If your saying pathetic... he's not!!

I don't what Patho means... but that's the best I was able to do for him without copying too much of FIM, and make it my own style...
>> No. 19857
He is a cool unicorn
>> No. 19858
>>19856
Then google it, you dumbass. It takes two seconds.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pathos
>> No. 19859
>>19857

UH technically June he's not a unicorn... unicorns only have ONE horn he has three... that's why I call himt he tri horned alicorn.

But he also likes to dance, and play games (Hopskotch is his favorite) He can sing too...

I even though of giving him a pet for the next season
>> No. 19860
He isnt pathetic
>> No. 19861
>>19856

..... I think I'm going to have a nervous breakdown.
>> No. 19862
I'm shaking. I'm actually shaking.
>> No. 19863
>>19861

Dar... you have to understand I don't understand some of the thign syou know... you have to give me thoroguh explinations like

"I wnated to see him DO THIS in battle."

"I want himt o HAVE THIS PERSONALITY"

"DOes he do more than dance or play"

That's what you have to do...

It's no wonder people don't understand what you mean and this is why I say people don't explain... THEY DON'T

And this is why I keep my characters easy so people cna understand them
>> No. 19864
Really? You pretend to be me again? That is low
>> No. 19865
>>19861
goosfraba, darvulia, goosfraba
>> No. 19866
>>19863
So basically, you appeal solely to the lowest common denominator?
>> No. 19867
say it with me darvulia
Gooooooosssssfraaaaaabbaaa
gooooooosssssfraaaaaabbaaa
>> No. 19868
Don't bring math into this
>> No. 19869
>>19868
It's not math, and you fall into said lowest common denominator
>> No. 19870
>>19866

No... I refer to things people UNDERSTAND with EASE!

I fyou read Celestos profile how can any of what I sai dnot be a good trait... I've name djust about everything there is...

oh and he's also cool headed...

Even wwhen Twilight will yell at him he won't yell at her
>> No. 19871
>>19866

No... I refer to things people UNDERSTAND with EASE!

I fyou read Celestos profile how can any of what I sai dnot be a good trait... I've name djust about everything there is...

oh and he's also cool headed...

Even wwhen Twilight will yell at him he won't yell at her
>> No. 19872
>>19867

How can I? I have stared into the abyss, and it stared back... (O_O) I'm scared.
>> No. 19873
Oh, Mykan I've been meaning to ask you if you like the show Stoked.
>> No. 19874
>>19872
He's a hack writer who wears a cardboard Burger King crown. It's not that scary
>> No. 19875
>>19873

I do like it... just don't watch it much... I think Lo is pretty.

...

And Dar...

If you can't think of anything... then why did you say Celesto is flat or whatever it is?

If you can't think of anything, they why did you say what you said...
>> No. 19876
>>19874

You shut up Buddy Keith... that's not a burder King Crown at all...

THIS is a BK crown...

http://www.thecaptainsmemos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/BKCrown_Full.jpg

Mine looks nothing like that at all...
>> No. 19877
>>19875
Celesto is a Deus ex Machina that walks like a horse.

That's the problem
>> No. 19878
I like Finn
>> No. 19879
I like Finn
>> No. 19880
>>19877

First off... what?

And seond how?
>> No. 19881
*Twilight is very angry as she storms through the palace and gazes at Celesto angrily*

Twilight: “You told me to put out the fire first! You were WRONG!”

Celesto: *Calmly* “I wasn’t wrong.”

Twilight: “Yes you were! You wrong about everything. I should’ve gotten those ponies to safety first before the roof caved in on them.”

Celesto” *Gazing at her* “You did the right thing, Twilight.”

Twilight: “NO I DIDN’T!! Because I listened to you… those little colts got hurt!”

*She walks off angrily*
>> No. 19882
>>19880
First off, look up "deus ex machina" then I won't have to answer your second part.
>> No. 19883
He's not a person. The ghost of Franz Kafka has returned, and this thread is his first attempt at interactive fiction.

I'm going to turn into a cockroach.
>> No. 19884
>>19859
"next season"

OH GOD

>>19873
No one cares about your dumb canadian cartoons.

>>19872
Don't worry, what you are experiencing is natural. It's called Mykan Realization Syndrome, it's what happens when you learn just fucked up Mykan is. The shock wears off soon enough.
>> No. 19885
Should I leave this thread?
>> No. 19886
Duh of course he's a god...t hat's what Alicorn's are... cesltia is one... Luna is one...
>> No. 19887
>>19884

You shoudl talk TK... you're just as fucke dup especiallyw ith your racism
>> No. 19888
>>19887
Shut up, honkey.
>> No. 19889
>>19888

Why don't you shut up before one day somoen shuts you down
>> No. 19890
>>19887
Let me tell you this once and for all

Ahem

IT'S NOT RACISM! IT CAN'T BE RACISM IF HE DOESN'T DISCRIMINATE AGAINST YOU BASED ON YOUR RACE. THAT'S WHY RACISM IS CALLED RACISM AND NOT "SAYING THINGS THAT MAKE MYKAN CRY HIMSELF TO SLEEP"
>> No. 19891
>>19889
you shut up
>> No. 19892
>>19891

No YOU shut up!
>> No. 19893
>>19890

Oh so now you support Racism as well as murder and pain... just liek the (BK) Bastard Kid you are!
>> No. 19894
>>19892
no YOU shut up!
>> No. 19895
>>19894

No YOu shut up!
>> No. 19896
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 19897
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 19898
>>19895
No YOU shut up!
>> No. 19899
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 19900
Make me, BITCH FUCK!!!
>> No. 19901
>>19896
You're the one facilitating Mykan, which makes you even worse than him. You are just his lapdog yesman who follows Der DakariFuhrer's orders and doesn't question any of his actions.
>> No. 19902
>>19900
Shut up!
>> No. 19903
What are you implying, hater?
>> No. 19904
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 19905
>>19902

Make me!!

*RP Shoves you*
>> No. 19906
Okay, I think I've seen enough today. Hopefully things will be better after Mykan has his juice and nap time.
>> No. 19907
>>19905
Shut up!
>> No. 19908
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 19909
>>19906
Awww, but you are going to miss all the fun!
>> No. 19910
Grr..... Mykan what are we going to do about all this?
>> No. 19911
>>19907
And if I don't what ar eyou gonna do about ASS-nonymus...?

You're weak...!

You're spineless!

You're uncoth... conciented... a blood thirsty monster... and anyone deserves worse... its YOU
>> No. 19912
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 19913
>>19903
I'm saying that people like you are at the root of Mykan's problems. You are basically his bitch. You do anything he tells you to. He wants you to flame, you flame, and what do you get? You get as much vitriol as Mykan himself. And you know what's going to happen someday? Someday you'll say something that Mykan doesn't want to hear and you'll get the same insults and taunts Mykan gives us

I can't wait until then so you'll look up and say "save me", and I'll softly whisper "No."
>> No. 19914
I am not his bitch!!!!
>> No. 19915
I think the question is... what is ASS-NONYMUS gonna do...
>> No. 19916
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 19917
>>19915
im gonna tell you
Shut up!
>> No. 19918
Buddy Keith your FUCKED!!!

I've listened to what shes had to say tons of times... she's not my bitch. She's A HUMAN... which is more than I can say for somewhat YOU
>> No. 19919
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 19920
Sur eyou're all

"Ooh I'm some Anonymous homewrecking whore who is so jealous of Mykan that I have to mock his work to feel good about myself and wish death on other people who follow him so I can rule the world"

Hey that's fun... wanna try June?
>> No. 19921
Mykan is correct. He listens to me and I listen to him. We have some differences but that just makes us better friends
>> No. 19922
>>19914

If you were any more of his bitch, he'd have you in tight leather and lead you around on a leash.


..... Now that's a disturbing thought.
>> No. 19923
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 19924
>>19918
Oh, I see it now. I can see the whole picture now.

You are even worse than I expected. You try and get teens into your fanfics and videos sp you can brainwash them into being your army of yesman minions. You just want to eliminate all negative comments about you so you can sleep soundly knowing that you censored all the things you don't want to hear, you spineless CULT LEADER!
>> No. 19925
We are friends with each other. I'm not his bitch
>> No. 19926
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 19927
Ooh... sound slike BK's jealous too doesn't he June?
>> No. 19928
Oh, yes he does. Probably so much that he wants to shot himself for doing it
>> No. 19929
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 19930
why would he be jealous? i know for a fact he gets more tail than either of you two.
>> No. 19931
He has a tail...? No wonder he get a girlfriend
WOuld you date a man with a tail June?
>> No. 19932
He can't get a girlfriend**
>> No. 19933
Are you sure about that?
>> No. 19934
>>19927
You finally found the truth. The truth is... I'm jealous of you, Mykan. I mean, I cry myself to sleep every single night because I'm not you. Every day, I look to my bright future, and I look at my college acceptance letter, and my friends, and caring family, and I'm sad because I wish I could write like a 5 year old with brain retardation, I wish I was a worthless shit with no future, I wish I had no friends, I wish the only people who supported be had the IQ of a slug, I wish that I could be mentally scarred by such terrors as 6Teen and Sesame Street. You have me all figured out
>> No. 19935
I'm going to bed. My poor, battered psyche has had enough of this thread for today. This is madness.
>> No. 19936
>>19931
Of course I would.
>> No. 19937
*facepalm*
To get tail means to fornicate with women.
you idiot
>> No. 19938
Daarvulia is gone...

One down 2.3 to go
>> No. 19939
You sarcastic son of a bitch
>> No. 19940
We make a great team,Mykan
>> No. 19941
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 19942
Just like when my unicorns joined the Equestrians...

Combine Friendship with Beliving... and there is no force strong enough
>> No. 19943
>>19942
But I thought friendship was evil and wrong and a lie. Isn't that what you said?
>> No. 19944
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 19945
Ooh look he still doens't know how to read and get dates right... is this why you dropped out of school?
>> No. 19946
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 19947
>>19945
You're the one who thought he was overqualified for college.
>> No. 19948
I still have school
>> No. 19949
Pft who needs college all a person needs is a chance...

Beside sI don't see child actors going to college
>> No. 19950
>>19949
Yeah you see them shooting up smack in a Carl Jr's restroom
>> No. 19951
Hell Ahsely Johnson didn't go to college...

So... I don't need there are other ways... so...

N'YEAH!!
>> No. 19952
>>19951
Guess what?

You're not Ashley Johnson!
>> No. 19953
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 19954
DUH!! Tell me something I don't know...

I don't need College... I already know enough.
>> No. 19955
My mother didn't go to college, now she has a job and gets at least thousands of money
>> No. 19956
My dad didn't even Graduate High School... and he still ahs a job with high importance
>> No. 19957
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 19958
I repeat... why should I go to college when I already know a lot... pretty mcuh all that you really need to know about acting...

I don't need school...

All I need is... a CHANCE,

Besides... some acting graduates never got work once they got out...
>> No. 19959
You have plenty of talents
>> No. 19960
You have plenty of talents
>> No. 19961
Heck... even Ben Franklin... He didn't have any fancy education... he taught himself everythign he knew... and he became the most beloved american ever to have lived...
>> No. 19962
You have plenty of talents
>> No. 19963
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 19964
>>19954
You didn't know about Gregor Mendel, you only read maybe 4 books in your whole life, you never heard the term Deus ex Machina, you don't know words such as "Subtlety", "pathos", "irony", and "sanctimonious", you think welfare is exclusive to yourself, you think Africa is a country, you think the speed of darkness is faster than the speed of light (and in fact, think darkness is a thing, rather than simply the absence of light), you don't know about the law of conservation of energy, don't know anything about the way a Democratic government is run...

But apparently you're too smart for college
>> No. 19965
fuck it, im out. every time he lowers the bar, i say "he cant do worse" and then i refresh to see that he lowered it further.
fuck it, i have to go finish writing my fallout equestria fanfic.
>> No. 19966
That's right... I do... I can

-Act
-Voice act
-Sing
-Do puppetry/Ventrilquism
-I'm even learning how to dance like Gene Kelly or Jeff Hyslop... and all becuase I taught myself...

I hope that if I become a celebrity... I'll go down in history for never giving up, and teahicn gmyself and showing everyone there are other ways to gett he job done
>> No. 19968
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 19969
>>19968
Repeating the same 3 phrases makes you look like an idiot. Well, more so.
>> No. 19970
>>19964

Hey I wanna be an actor... not a historian bookworm...

All an actor really has to know is how to read and get into character.

You just read what's ont he script...

You don't know a word...? They TELL YOU it.

I'll leave you with that to think about...
>> No. 19971
>>19969
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 19972
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 19977
>>19970

Acting isn't just reading a script. Acting is about becoming another person entirely, conveying the emotions and personality of that person while stifling your own. Reading off a script isn't acting, and if you tried to pull that shit in a professional atmosphere, your ass would be on the street. I've done enough acting myself to know that it's more than just saying words.

Acting is one of the most complex and trying arts. You can't boil it down to a single core component and say "PSSH I got it made." You can sing? Great. You can dance? Fine. Can you act? No? Then hit the bricks.

Also, actors have to take direction. From a director. That's what a director does. And why don't you want to get a job? Among your stated reasons, you don't like taking orders from a superior.

You know what, I'd love to see you on the set of a legitimate dramatic production, surrounded by professionals, and directed by a professional. That would be splendid.

"Now, Michael, you keep using the wrong inflection for this line. I'm trying to convey a sense of--"

"!!!

WHY can't you just let me DO THINGS my OWN WAY...?! I am TIRED of you SHALOW CRITIC Sharping on me CONSTANTINOPLEY! *flips/vanishes*"

"I should have stayed in law school..."
>> No. 19982
>>19977

And "getting into character" is an abstract term, and you, sir, have a shaky and tenuous grasps of abstractions. You use that term so vaguely that I doubt you truly understand what it means to get into character.

Also, all that other stuff I said.
>> No. 19983
June, I am sorry to tell you, but you are really just Mykan`s tool. See, there was also once this girl called Nicole Granger. he just brought her up on another thread to whine about his haters and then he ut her in a 7teen fanfic where her character was in love with his self insert. And then he dumped her. And considering how depressed she was before, I gues she commited suicide afterwards cause she really considered him a friend who she hoped to get help from.
>> No. 19989
>>19983
SHUT UP, MANIAK!
Nicole was just like all of you... she also wanted me to change...

And big deal. If she is dead, good riddance! I don`t need her! AND YOU CAN ALL JOIN HER!!!!!
>> No. 20001
>>19989
If you are tye real Mykan: Why am I not surprised you would say that?

If you are impersonating Mykan: Fuck you all the same.
>> No. 20011
Hello everyone! I'm back, and now on medication for my Mykan induced psychosis! I may get through this thread without major psychological damage now! (^o^)
>> No. 20012
>>19977

Actually, I think it would go more along the lines of:

-"For this scene you'll be stoic, segueing into morose."

-"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!?!"
>> No. 20014
Does anyone else think Season 2 would work better as a surrealist comedy?
>> No. 20015
>>20014

It's not already a surrealist comedy??
>> No. 20017
>>20015
I mean an intentional surrealist comedy
>> No. 20019
>>20017
I just know the way it is "writen" so far (you know, based on Mykan`s first ideas and such) it becomes obvious Mykan just wants to bash on the characters of FiM.

Grand Ruler: No Twilight, you are not a great mage or brave. Cause you lack the power to straight out obliverate one of your enemies.

Lightning Dawn: No Dash, you are not a strong female warrior. Your Sonic Rainboom and all your heroic deeds are just you showing off. Now get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, while I am going to perform my Rainbow Rod dance.
>> No. 20020
>>20017

Now I'm kind of beginning to wonder how many hours it would take to explain what surrealism is about to Mykan...
>> No. 20021
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20021
>>20019

Rainbow Rod...
>> No. 20023
>>20021

Isn't that what Princess Celestia penetrated the Grand Ruler with?
>> No. 20024
>>20023

No...

She presented him with his cape... as a gift to him... it was Celesto who forged the Rainbow Rod and meant to give it to Celestia as gift, but Nightmare attacked and sent him into space before he could that's how it he ende dup keeping it for so long and then giving it to Lightning
>> No. 20025
>>20023

Hey, it is! I love this thread. And also hate it. It's complicated...

Wow... I'm just like a victim of domestic abuse. I keep returning to this thread even though I know I shouldn't.
>> No. 20026
Yes it is a nightmare isnt it...
>> No. 20027
>>20024

Mykan! You're back! Say, could you explain something to me?

>You don't know a word...? They TELL YOU it.

In what kind of production do you think the director would take the time to explain all the difficult words to you? I can think of just one type of situation where that would happen...
>> No. 20029
>>20027

Ahem...

That means I don't have to know what things mean... I just have to SAY WORDS (Unless of course it was serious)

If I see a world I can't prnounce... they just say it... and then I say... done like dinner.

As for getting into character? You really think I cna't do it... the only I can't do is cry, but apart from that I can do lots of things...
>> No. 20031
>>20029

Yeah, that's exactly how it works. I'm not even being sarcastic. Only problem is that the only place it would happen is in theater productions by... "special" actors.
>> No. 20032
>>20031

offered a theatrical place once, but I had to turn it down
>> No. 20035
>>20032

"Once" does not a career make, Mykan dear.

But let me just ask you something...
I know that my grasp of the English language isn't the best. I don't consider myself entirely fluent, and my writing oftentimes comes off as overly academical or stilted. My vocabulary is by no means rich, and I'm sure that what I do to grammar is against the Geneva Conventions.

But English is not my native language. In this conversation, I am the foreigner.

Yet, I constantly find myself facepalming with such force that it's a miracle I haven't developed whiplash injury at just how incredibly daft you are. You simply don't understand half of the words or concepts used in this thread.

-I- am the foreigner Mykan. -I- should not have to explain words to -you-. It should be the other way around.

For an actor; for a voice actor in particular, language is paramount. (That means important.) No director would take the time to babysit an actor and explain what all the big words mean. And to properly convey the atmosphere for a scene, you will have to know the meaning behind what you're saying. How can you possibly hope to become an actor with such a poor grasp of the English language?
>> No. 20036
well looky what we got here posters of mine, it's the same in every thread.
people with impatient thoughts , open minds, and not a single that can be read.
maybe they're not aware that there is really no need for this pointless despair
that the key to solve this sad story shortage, mykan will share.
"well I've got opportunity in my own community"
>>19989 is flim
>>19972 is flam
they're the world infamous flim flam fuckers
traveling tales about his fortuity~

(fortui- what?)
Fortuity and thats exactly the reason why you see.
because just believing in the chance will get you to where you want be.
And that's a new world I'll be a voice actor, cause I am good at things like singing.
And that's a song from the 80's cartoon you were thinking.
(what the fuck?)
So, wait for an opportunity in my community
>>19989 is flim
>>19972 is flam
they're the world infamous flim flam fuckers
traveling tales about his fortuity~

I suppose by now you're wondering about his peculiar mode of writing.
(i say, his mode of literary diarrhea)
And i suppose by now you're wondering where is his promised stories.
(what is good he claims and something that anyone else can do the same)
Him and his fans say he has something most unique and superb. first of its kind and not using any big good words
Because he claims about his fortuity!
Folks its the one and only, worse than all the rest.
The unbelievable, inconceivable, abominable, it's unspeakable.
Flim Flam Fuckers Super Shitty Story Maker 6000
(What do you say posters?)*darvulia feints*
"He claims his fortuity in his community"
">>19989 is flim"
">>19972 is flam"
"everything they say is a sham especially the Super Shitty Story Maker 6000!"
My Little pony, I hope you dont mind if Mykan rips off some of your outstanding, and might i add tremendous, story plot line so He and his bitch can give a demonstration here?
(oh fuck no)
"fortuity in his community!"
Ready Flim
Ready Flam
Lets make this sham!
And show these stupid bronies my world of fucked up stories!
(Stories, Stories, Stories, Stories!)
Watch closely you fags!
The shit begins!
Now here's were the magic happens, Right here in my pathetically single-celled empty brain cavity
Those horrid ideas Right now as we speak are being turned into incoherent, crap-tastic, eyesore, hurt-your-brain, one-of-a-kind stories!
Feel free to look at a spoiler!
"Now wait you fucker, hold it.
You've gone and tried to mold it.
I guarantee that what you have there is nothing but shit.
For the very most important thing you need
is not you, you fucking inbreed.
Its; quality, intelligence, entertainment, and caliber in every bit.
Well Buddy Keith, I wish you'd just shut up, you ass, I wish you'd just shut up, you see cause you do nothing but troll cause my content is so good if you'd just look it up.
We soil ourselves almost daily and give you all our 'best'.
So what do you say we castrate ourselves and put the Super Shitty Story Maker 6000 to the test!
(Stories, stories stories stories)
What do you think, assholes? do you see how my shit is totally original and better than the actual show? I see it clear as day, I know June Does, and so does he! Come on you Dickweeds, you know what i'm talking about!
We're saying that he has opportunity in his community!
>>19989 is flim
>>19972 is flam
they're the world infamous flim flam fuckers!
traveling tales about his fortuity~
(FUCK)

I had a lot of fun. *bows before audience*
>> No. 20037
>>20035

First of all... again... you don't have to learn ENTIRE subjects...

I only have to learn things once for only a brief instant and after that they're useless.

Besides... you make it sound like you have learn rocket sicene to know how to walk a walk... that's how acting works
>> No. 20041
>>20037

Again, what director do you think would babysit you? What director do you think would even consider employing someone with what can only be described as a phobia against knowledge? Their job is, as their title implies, to direct. Not teach you every word you need to say.

And judging by this thread so far, explaining every word you don't understand would be a full time job.
>> No. 20042
>>20036
That was amazing! Spot on!
>> No. 20043
awww :( no one liked my song.
>> No. 20045
>>20042
yay!
>> No. 20046
Well then... lets test you...!!!

...

Felix: "That's funny, isn't i oscar" (Chuckles) "They think we're happy" *Sprays aresol* "They really think we'r eenjoying ourselves. Ah they don't know what's it like do they?"

Oscar: *Sighs* "I'd be immensly grateful to you, Feilix if you didn't clena up just now."

Felic *Still tidying* "Just a few things... but playboys, us? That's funny. That is very hiliarious."

Oscar: "Felix would you leave everything alone, I'm not done dirting up for the night." *Throws things ont he floor*

...

Now... do you possibly think it takes ROCKET SCIENCE to read, memorize and act out all that?

I think not....
>> No. 20047
>>20046

Why do you keep talking about "rocket science", by the way?
>> No. 20049
>>20047

Becuase I think that's how your treating it... that's why. And I'm tyring to tell you... acting is not complicated

No one's gonna babysit... No one needs to hold my hand while I a read and memorize a script... (Unless the script says so)

I already know how to READ, and memorize Scripts.

I don't HAVE to understand the words... I just have to SAY THEM
>> No. 20050
>>20036

I love you.
>> No. 20051
>>20029

I think you don't understand an abstract concept like getting into character well enough to do it effectively. You have enough trouble understanding the motives and actions of other people without having to take on the motives and actions of another person.
>> No. 20052
>>20050
<3
>> No. 20053
>>20051

Think agian... I know perfectly well how to get into character. Remember I taught myself how to act by MIMICING what I saw on TV
>> No. 20054
>>20049

The fact that you consider what I said to be "complicated" is proof enough that you will never, ever, in your entire life, become an actor.
>> No. 20055
You seriously need ot learn to read...

I said... YOU are treating acting liek it's complicated... well I'm telling you it's not
>> No. 20056
>>20053

You said it yourself. That's just mimicking. Not acting.
>> No. 20057
And the way you talk like that and you wonder why I prefer to stay in the dark...?

You'r ejust discouraging just like my mother
>> No. 20058
>>20057
lmao
>> No. 20059
>>20053
No Mykan, you know how to mimic a character.
You don`t know how to get in one. I mean, if you would be asked to voice act or play a more crazy and funny character, of which you have never heard of, what would you do then?
>> No. 20060
Wrong... Mimicking IS acting...

Or have you forgotten about you guys and your pathetic attempt sto pose as Me and June... You're trying to unsuccessfully mimic us... ACT like us

Mimick=Act
>> No. 20061
>>20059

I would do it...
>> No. 20062
>>20060
unsuccessfully? Well that's true. we could never in all our days be able to match your stupidity.
>> No. 20063
I am not STUPID
>> No. 20064
>>20057

She's discouraging?

... I think I like your mother. She's trying to save you from yourself.
>> No. 20065
>>20062

Behave!!

The proper term is "mentally challenged"!
>> No. 20066
>>20064

No she's not... even my sibligns can't stand her or my father...

We call them by name... They ar eno longer worhty of being called "Mom/Dad... Mother/Father... Mama/Papa" Theire just Losers to us
>> No. 20067
Okay, I'm back. Good to see you're feeling better, Darvulia. How's Mykan doing?

Oh, still stupid, okay.
>> No. 20068
>>20065
And now your making fun of mentally challenged people Darvulia? And to think that i loved you...
>> No. 20069
>>20068
(i was talking about how you forced them to accept mykan under the same title)
>> No. 20070
>>20068

I realized what I had typed after I had pressed reply. I feel kind of ashamed now. (-_-)
>> No. 20071
>>20070
It's ok *gives you a hug* it happens to the best of us.
>> No. 20072
>>20071

It's this thread. It's getting to me... He's... he's corrupting me. He radiates some kind of ill aura...
>> No. 20073
>>20072

You should've htought of that before you decided to be a BITCH mocker.

Now it's yours to suffer with...
>> No. 20074
I'm not ill aura...

What I do in life is not wrong... and you can't prove it
>> No. 20075
>>20066
Ahaha, now he's bringing out the moomy and daddy issues!

Oh Mykan, you're such a clown.
>> No. 20076
So, Mykan got his own song?

Okay, then in the name of the "mockers" here...

See Mykan, you may think we are monsters. But in the end, we just want to defend the show we like. The show you despise because it represents all the stuff you don`t have and therefore want to slowly assimiliate in your world of shitty fanfics.

And while you write revenge fic after revenge fic, you will never succed. Especially against the bronies I guess. Why? Because....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ini0yFUm_RA

The will of Mike Nelson lives in our heart,
as long as you write, we will riff you apart.
though white knights show up,
their numbers are few.
We will laugh about you,
for the sake of the show
(for the sake of the show)

We are a circle of pony fans
a circle of fans,
we`ll be to the very end!
>> No. 20077
His stupidity is almost tangible. It's like the sticky, clammy fingers of a perverted uncle running over your entire body; poking and prodding and fondling...

I feel tainted. It's like he's violating my brain.
>> No. 20078
All of you fuck off, and stop acting stupid!

I have written my own songs... FORM SCRATCH... but their pathetic... I hate them so incredbily much I won't allow them to ever be something
>> No. 20079
>>20078
FORM SCRATCH

It's "from", you dumbass.
>> No. 20080
So sue me...

At leats you realize dhwat I was trying to say... DEAD MAN
>> No. 20081
>>20080
what the fuck are you even talking about?
>> No. 20082
>>20080
"realize dhwat"

It's "realized what", you DUMB ASS.
>> No. 20083
What now you're going to corretc me like the geek you are...?

Bad move, jerkwad!
>> No. 20084
>>20083
"correct" not corretc
fucker
>> No. 20085
>>20083
"corretc"

You keep making spelling errors, I'll keep pointing them out.
>> No. 20086
I think he may also refer to the brother of Vynil Scratch: Form Scratch. So he came u with his own songs by a fictional pony I just made up
>> No. 20087
btw im sorry for not including you in my song (>>20036)
Maniak and TK. There was only so much i could do.
>> No. 20088
Nope...

All I did was make rhymes... and I played no music... just sat down wrote them...

Like this one...


There's a time in life that we all need to face
When we think we've found true happiness and perks
Then suddenly it's gone! Wretched out from this place
But that's the way that real world works.
There is no escape, no control, and no way to plan
For the true face of nature will always reveal
Everyone must learn, just as everyone at hand
That the real world is different than a dream you dare to feel
I lost my family, the people I held dear
Your wretched grandfather, and your kind are to blame
I showed the sea kindness, and it brought me hate and fear
And now the hour's too late… and things are not the same!

Happy ever after doesn't exist
It's nothing to look up to; it messes with your wit
The romance, the smiles, things you find worth whiles
It's all just a lie and that is it
Once the planets have aligned, that is when I
Will show you the true nature, and you can kiss the sea goodbye
Revenge will be so sweet, when all my labors are complete
Happiness… DESERVES TO DIE!

Now you think that there is still hope for the people
I say… "Child… you're wrong!"
Every mermaid and merman, every fish, crab and eel
Will shared with me my anguish, as mentioned in this song.
Happiness is wrong, and I know this must be right.
As the planets come to line up in the sky.
I will wipe out all the happiness with all my might
My happiness was taken… now it's going to be an eye for an eye.

Happy ever after? What a joke!
It fooled me once and now on my wrath I'll make it choke
Unleash the force within, and the darkness it will win
I'd love to see the horrid looks on each and every folk
Once the planets have aligned, that is when I
Will show you true nature, and you can kiss the sea goodbye
Revenge will be so sweet, when all my labors are complete
Happiness… DESERVES TO DIE!

Happy ever after? I don't care
It's all just a dream, it's never really there
My dear, don't be a fool, only darkness is the rule.
My wife and girl were killed, so revenge is only fair
Once the planets have aligned, that is when I
Will show you true nature, and you can kiss the sea goodbye
Revenge will be so sweet, when all my labors are complete
Happiness… DESERVES TO DIE!

Happiness… DESERVES TO DIE!

DIE… DIE… DIE…!"
>> No. 20089
>>20087
That's okay, Mykan wrote me into one of his fanfictions, so I think I have enough recognition.
>> No. 20090
>>20088
(happiness isn't a living being. it's a state of mind. You can't 'kill' happiness)
>> No. 20091
>>20088
>All I did was make rhymes... and I played no music.
Protip: If it doesn't have music, it's not a song.

And there's more to songs/poetry than just rhyming.
>> No. 20092
>>20091

DUH... ya think I don't know that... that's why I don't write my own songs for fics...they have no music no visual...

That's why it's better use songs people know...
>> No. 20093
>>20092
from 80's cartoons no one watches anymore.
>> No. 20094
Wrong... I use real songs too ya know...
>> No. 20095
Besides... there are more people who agree that songs and movies and shows wer ebetter in the old days than the CRAP people make today
>> No. 20096
>>20095
Pity you don't use the good songs.

Unless, of course, you consider the score from 'Bear in the Big Blue House' deserving of a grammy or something.
>> No. 20097
I'm beginning to develop some kind of delusion that if I were to poke Mykan's posts they would be caustic to the touch, or the letters would begin to jitter and some foul-smelling, pitch black liquid would vomit out of my screen.
>> No. 20101
>>20095

It's "were better" you dumbass
>> No. 20102
It's ok Darvulia, everything will be ok-

IT IS COMPLETE!

Fuuuuuuuuuccckkk

YES YOU ARE FUCKED, SHIT OUT OF LUCK, MY STORy'S COMPLETE AND IT'S COCK YOU WILL SUCK.
NOTHING'S BETTER THAN MINE, SO DONT WASTE YOUR TIME. I'VE CONQUERED THEIR WORLD AND NOW EQUESTRIANS WILL DIE

(Maniak) WAAAIIITT, WWWAAAIIIIT, Waaaiitt you mother fucker.
We challenge you to a write off!
give us one chance to write your socks off.

FUCK. FUCK.
FUUUUCCKK, THE ARROGANT CODE PREVENTS ME, FROM DECLINING A WRITE OFF CHALLENGE. BUT I WILL WIN, SO WHATS THE CA-A-ATCH?

(maniak) If we win, then you must get your sorry ass out of he-e-e-ere.
and alos you will have to stop writing.

AND WHAT IF I WIN?

Then you can make TK evil.
(what?)
(Trust me TK. It's the only h-way)

And to be your little mmm-bitch

FINE
LET THE WRITE OFF BEGIN
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I AM MYKAN, AND I AM WRITIN'
READ MY STORIES THEY'RE SO ORIGINAL
I AM MYKAN I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHAT EVER I MAKE IM GONNA FLAUNT
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A WRITE OFF THAT I'VE EVER WON.
I CAN'T WAIT TO MAKE TK EVIL
IM GONNA MAKE HIS PURE BLOOD START TO SPILL
I'LL MAKE HIM SQUEAL UNDER CELESTO'S WILL

(maniak) NOOOOOOO
Come on TK, bring the thunder!

(tk) Theres just no way that we can win. he makes my brain hurt.
-listen to me
He fails so hard because he's not really human.
(maniak)GOD DAMNIT TK
He's gonna make you his character's slave
you're gonna gargle mayonnaise
(no)
Unless we write a massive monster mamma jam

(TK) We've seen so much of his shit
(maniak) slapped him across the face with my dick.
Now it's time to beat this fucker down.
Come on TK now it's time to beat him down
I hear you Maniak now it's time to beat him down
Light up the stage cause its time for a show down
We'll bend him over and then we'll take him around town
Now it's time to beat this fucker down!
(he's gonna rape me if we do not beat him down)
COME ON TK NOW ITS TIME TO BEAT HIM DOWN
OHH, WE'LL PILE DRIVE YEAH, ITS TIME FOR THE SMACKDOWN
HEY MYKAN-A
YOU FUCKING DICK
WE KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS
IT'S OUR LOGIC
WE KNOW ARE BIG WORDS
ARE TOO MUCH FOR YOUR MIND
WE WILL DEFEAT YOU
FOR ALL MANKIND
YOU KNOW NOTHING
CANT YOU SEE?
YOU ARE AN IDIOT
WE ARE BRONIES!

WE ARE BRONIES!
WE ARE BRONIES!
WE ARE BRONIES!
WE ARE BRONIES!
WE ARE BRONIES!
WE ARE BRONIES!
WE ARE BRONIES!
WE ARE BRONIES!
WE ARE BRONIES!
WE ARE BRONIES!
WE ARE BRONIES!
WE ARE BRONIES!
WE ARE BRONIES!
WE ARE BRONIES!
WE ARE BRONIES!
WE ARE BRONIES!
WE ARE BRONIES!

(mykan) YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN LAME, THATS IT TK YOUR GOING IN MY FIC
TASTE MY WRITING FUCKER

(Maniak) NOOOOOOOOOO (insert Maniak's Glorious fanfic here)

OH FUCK,
YOU FUCKIN TROLL
OH NO!

From whence you you shall remain, until you gain an actual brain

*Mykan being dragged back to the depths of hell*

FUCK YOU TK! AND FUCK YOU MANIAK

I'LL GET YOU, BRONIES!!!
>> No. 20103
i'm having too much fun
>> No. 20104
>>20102
XD Win.

I've had that song stuck in my head for the past two days, and then this? Ha.

Especially appropriate, since in the end he doesn't admit he got his ass kicked.
>> No. 20105
>>20095

Those people are called "hipster retards." Something is not automatically shitty because it is modern, and something is not automatically golden because it was made fifty years ago. The 1978 Howard Bakshi Lord of the Rings is not better than the 2001-2003 trilogy by Peter Jackson because it was made earlier. The 1979 Battlestar Galactica is not better than the 2003 re-boot because it was made in the seventies.
>> No. 20107
What you people fail to learn is that I couldnt give a flying fuck about what any of you think
>> No. 20108
>>20107
what you fail to learn, is that no one is fucking talking to you, moron
>> No. 20111
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 20112
So you are basically bitches?
>> No. 20113
look who's talking
>> No. 20115
>>20113

No no no no... what you're doing is not talking
>> No. 20116
>>20111
Is that your catchphrase?

Are you a parrot?
>> No. 20117
>>20116

She's gonna keep saying that unitl you answer her Anonymus... Now get doing!
>> No. 20118
>>20117
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 20119
>>20117
The funny thing is, you keep assuming those posting as anonymous are the same person.

You DO realize what 'anonymous' means, don't you? I ask only because it's doubtful you do.
>> No. 20120
>>20119

The fact that you are eluding her question means you dpn't have an answer are making lamewad excuses
>> No. 20121
>>20120
Well, define "deal" and we'll work from there
>> No. 20123
When June says "What's your Deal?"

What she means is..."What is your problem? Why are you so rude? Why do you mock?"

Get it now?
>> No. 20125
>>20123
You mean the question that's been answered hundreds of times?

Why do we mock? Because your fanfics suck and they can only be made good by the power of insult comedy.

Wait, wait, don't tell me your next move.

"You are evil and a devil. I hope you [insert horrible thing] because you MCOK people? Why do you want me to be a productive and contributive disgrace?"
>> No. 20126
>>20125


That's not a good reason to mock... and no they cannot becasue... Sex swear words... Booze... and Drugs... and STUPID
>> No. 20127
I mean look at you morons... you flip your lids becuase I use KIDS SONGS for a KIDDY SHOW...

You can't use Band songs for MLP...
>> No. 20128
>>20127
You were setting out to be better than MLP and yet the level of maturity in MLU is WAY lower.
>> No. 20129
I was setting out to be DIFFERENT... DIF... ER...ENT... BIG DIFFERENCE!!!
>> No. 20132
>>20127

Why use songs in a fic at all, though? You can't convey music in text, so it's just some sudden rhyming for no reason. It just feels incredibly forced. It also requires that the reader knows the song, and likes it, to be anywhere near working. And even then it's largely a waste of time, since it breaks the flow of the storytelling.
>> No. 20133
>>20129
Oh! You set out to be different! Makes more sense now!

"Okay I gotta be different from Friendship is Magic. So let's see. Hmm, this show has likeable characters! Can't have those in MLU. After all, it has to be different. Compelling plots? Oh, looks like FiM has those too. Gotta scrap those.

Oh, they don't have big dumb Digimon-style battles. Guess I have to put those in"
>> No. 20134
>>20132

Why use songs at all

-I need padding
-They sang songs on FIM
-Songs help make things clear
-I kinda like them
-They wer emy inspiration to try this...

That's why
>> No. 20136
>>20134

Padding.
>> No. 20137
>>20134

Why do you want unnecessary padding?

"Gee whiz. I haven't wasted enough people's time yet. I need to put more PBS songs in"
>> No. 20141
I told 3000-4500 words per episode... no more... no less
>> No. 20143
>>20141
Gee, if you really can't meet your own quota without putting in songs, maybe you should lower your quota
>> No. 20144
>>20141

But WHY?
>> No. 20145
Why becuase...

-I wnat he chapters to seem equal in length (Pro and Epil are exceptional)

-If you actually sat down and wrote out a whole MLP ep... if you typed every single word said, and the DESCRIBED every action done...

...

Raity gazed at him furiously and snarled, "Afraid to get DIRTY?!" The she sputtered and slurrered as she shook herself vigioursly slopping cake all over the Prince.

...

Like that... that equals 3000-4000 words = 30 minutes of TV epsidoe time.

That's why I do it
>> No. 20146
>>20145But why songs? Didn't you to be completely different from FiM?
FiM has songs
>> No. 20147
>>20145

You are writing fiction! Not a script for a TV episode!
>> No. 20148
>>20147

Wrong...

This is what I see in fanfics... they are the ACTUAL shows themselves. I see the actual show I imagine watching this on TV myself.

I do NOT reagurd them as books...

Like my 7teen series... it's not a chain of books... it's almost EXACTLY like watching the show itself. That's what I do...

Give me TV or the movies over their BOOKS anyday

As for being different... it's impossible to be totall different... but then agian... the songs ARE different... they aren't wild or pompus as I see them and they aren't used for frivilous reasons
>> No. 20149
IT's like somone plays guitar hero

"You gotta stop playing it like it's a guitar."

But is a guitar

"No... it is a... CON... TROL...ER"

...

"But they are fanfiction/stories"

No... they are alternate TV/movies
>> No. 20150
>>20149
But guitar hero isn't like playing a guitar. If you could play guitar, you'd understand that.

I'm glad you used that argument though, it proves what an idiot you are and how flowed your concept of scripts are.
>> No. 20151
>>20150

I am not an idiot!!

I am following rules!

The quota will not be lowered...
>> No. 20152
I try to wrtie down how actul things are as you watch them... like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1exlldCDfk

8:02-9:24

After Starla went she asked if Grand Ruler wanted a turn. His majesty smirked, "Not only would I… but I'll show you all something special for being so wonderful for me tonight."

Everyone's attention turned to the center of the lobby as the Grand Ruler took his position, and tossed his cape off and to the side. He stood up right on his hind legs and stretched a little. Then the music to Pop-goes-the-weasel began to play as he softly leapt across the spaces all the way to the end of the board, and then slowly hopped back again.

Everyone couldn't understand what was so special, until Grand Ruler used a little of his own magic to activate all the disco lights, make the same song play in a remixed disco-like style. He winked to everyone and then began hopping across the board in a dancing style. He leapt, twirled, and even flipped out to the music as he hopped across the board and back several times, and when he finished, the entire lobby echoed with applause. Who knew he was such a fine dancer? This made everyone else want to try it.
>> No. 20153
>>20151

WHAT rules?! WHO made those rules!? WHY do you feel you have to follow them?! You make no sense!!

Oh, now my eye's twitching again. Look at it go! Twitcha-twitch, twitcha-twitch! Heeheheheheheheeeeeehhhh....
>> No. 20154
I woke up and realized things... That's whay I made rules.

If 3000-4500 wds means 30 minutes of an ep... then 3000-4500 it shall be...
>> No. 20155
>>20154

The only reason you would possibly want to follow those rules is if you believed that those "episodes" would somehow be made into rea-...

...

Oh no. Ooooooooooohhhh no. Oh god no.
>> No. 20156
hmmm, what song should i remake to satirize mykan now?
>> No. 20158
Yes I do see them that way... and I'd LIKE to see them that way...

Also why are you constantly putting up SHIT songs?
>> No. 20159
>>20158
Pot calling the kettle black.

Who else but Mykan?!
>> No. 20161
>>20158
Look, I know some pretty shitty cartoons are on the air lately (i.e. anything made by Fresh TV). But I highly doubt they'd greenlight something THIS bad.
>> No. 20162
You got a lot to learn
>> No. 20163
>>20156

Use one from the show. Becoming Popular.
>> No. 20164
>>20163

No! What you contasntly posting shit and nonsenual songs for just to spite me?
>> No. 20166
>>20164

You just answered your own question! (^_^)
>> No. 20167
>>20163
will do Dar! just let me think up something.
>> No. 20168
>>20164
"contasntly" "nonsenual"

It's "constantly" and "nonsensical", you dumbass.
>> No. 20169
But why do you do it...? Does it prove your mature? I don't think so... it means you got something against songs and people who use them
>> No. 20170
>>20169

How... what twisted, alien logic made you reach that conclusion?

Wait, don't explain. I don't want to know.
>> No. 20171
>>20170

Well what would you call it...?

Certainly not looking for laughs... more like looking for world war
>> No. 20172
>>20171
oh the irony
>> No. 20173
>>20171

Wha-...
>> No. 20175
You heard me... that's what I think of people's mocks and sarcasm.

Acts of war... Not acts of humor
>> No. 20177
>>20175

You don't even have any humor!
>> No. 20178
>>20177

THIS... is funny...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5gsu8gxVJ8

What you do is not!
>> No. 20179
WORLD WAR III ALL UP IN THIS BITCH.

IT'S GONNA BE FOUGHT WITH SONGS AND PONIES.
>> No. 20181
>>20179

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein

And now we know. It's going to be horrible.
>> No. 20182
I'll be a ghost of the town, the guy that needs to go
I'm the type of person every person, every person should not know
I'll be the one to mock, because I am slow
I'm the type of person every person, every person should not know

Becoming less popular less popular than can be
Leaving a scar, leaving a scar on all society
I'm worse then them all, the joke of the show, yeah
I'm the type of person every person, every person should not know

See how they pick at every word that I speak
My pain and suffering is what they all seek
I'm the butt of a joke, worse off than any other Jane Doe
I'm the type of person every person every person should not know

At home, at websites, on the internet
Someone to mock, someone to mock it's a safe bet
I'm the butt of a joke, worse off than any other Jane Doe, yeah
I'm the type of person every person, every person should not know

Because I'm the type of person
Yes, I'm the type of person
Yes, I'm the type of person every person should not know

hows this?
>> No. 20183
>>20182

Glorious!! (O_O) It's perfect!
>> No. 20184
*Sighs*

ataekj!
>> No. 20185
>>20184
do you mean 'attack!'?
biotch
>> No. 20186
>>20185

No I don't mean ukkusb... I said... ataekj!
>> No. 20187
>>20185

Where are his minions, by the way?
>> No. 20188
>>20187

I don't have minions, you raksx!
>> No. 20189
>>20186
internet says nothing. you are officially speaking mykanese. So i will disregard you until you speak english.
>> No. 20190
>>20189

There's no such thing as Mykanesse that's a real... yet also... fiction laungaue...

Too bad you're too jshonot if ad kxo xout to know which one
>> No. 20191
Besides you don't understand much english yourself...
>> No. 20193
I think we broke him.
>> No. 20194
>>20193

The only thing you've broken is your brain...
>> No. 20195
Now you can answer me this...

Why should I write an FIM fic with the characters as they are and then not get so insanely pissed about it?
>> No. 20196
>>20190
Dammit, you mentioned this stupid thing once before but I've completely forgotten.

>>20191
I've spent the last several hours correcting your English. You have no room to talk on this subject.
>> No. 20197
>>20195
you shouldn't
if you stop, then people will leave you alone.
its simple
>> No. 20199
No... people won't leave me alone...
>> No. 20200
>>20194

I fear you may be right. This thread is making me physically ill, and attempting to decipher your posts gives me an intense headache. I'm beginning to think that you're spreading some kind of memetic plague.
>> No. 20201
>>20200

*Shakes head*

No...

This is you getting your commupance for being a mocker
>> No. 20202
>>20190
so basically its a real fake language.
its still a fake language.
>> No. 20203
No its in the middle
>> No. 20204
>>20201

You actually think it's a good thing to be so stupid it causes physical pain to those who read your words. That's what I'm seeing here.
>> No. 20205
>>20203
no. a fake language is a fake language
>> No. 20206
Why? You think it's all right
>> No. 20207
Just like a happy person is a happy person and has no right to listen to sad soft songs?
>> No. 20208
>>20207
that means nothing
its like an apple. it can be a red delicious or a granny smith. but it is STILL an apple
>> No. 20210
>>20208

So I guess rumors are true... possibilites really AREN'T endless
>> No. 20212
>>20206
It doesn't count if it causes you physical pain. Beast Boy not getting a girlfriend causes you physical pain, you have a low threshold.
>> No. 20213
>>20212

Uh actually... it does. Or is stupidity not just that?
>> No. 20214
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 20215
>>20213
Not just what? Beast Boy not getting a girlfriend?

Not enough to cause physical pain.
>> No. 20216
TK... to you it wouldn't matter if it DIDN't cause me pain...
>> No. 20217
New theory: Mykan is an elaborate Dadaist experiment. I can't think of another explanation for how little sense he makes.
>> No. 20220
>>20217

Well you haven't exaclty been making much sense yourself!
>> No. 20221
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 20222
"According to Hans Richter, Dada was not art, it was "anti-art". Everything for which art stood, Dada represented the opposite. Where art was concerned with traditional aesthetics, Dada ignored aesthetics. If art was to appeal to sensibilities, Dada was intended to offend. Through their rejection of traditional culture and aesthetics, the Dadaists hoped to destroy traditional culture and aesthetics."

(O_O) It makes so much sense now!
>> No. 20224
No it doesn't
>> No. 20225
your deal Yeah what is?
>> No. 20226
is deal what Yeah your?
>> No. 20227
wea yaus trohY odle iha?
>> No. 20228
hdra yieaY tew ola suh?
>> No. 20229
>>20225
>>20226

See? See? Mykan's bitch is now Dada poetry! It all makes sense!
>> No. 20230
>>20229

Are your parents drug adicts?
>> No. 20231
oyY uewal ash aht drie?
>> No. 20232
"It's too idiotic to be schizophrenic."
— Carl Jung on Dada

That's pretty much how I'd describe Mykan.
>> No. 20233
>>20230

Drugs? What a fabulous idea! I think I need some.
>> No. 20234
The only one idiotic is you...

Gosh if it were up to you, there wouldn't be anything worth living for for anyone
>> No. 20235
Look here bitch... I'm not idiotic...

And you can't prove it...

What I do is not idiotic...
>> No. 20236
I bet you think my idea for

F-Zero 2 is idiotic...
>> No. 20237
hwaat Ysar hiy duee ol?
>> No. 20238
>>20236
And I bet you want to tell us ALLLLL about it.
>> No. 20239
TK... you think everything is idiotic...

There has not been one thing on this planet that you've said anythign nice of...
>> No. 20241
>>20239
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a good show.

And it's "anything", you dumbass.
>> No. 20242
How... how is it good?

And you don't even know what F-Zero 1 is... so you won't know F-Zero 2
>> No. 20243
hey TK, whats your opinion on Fallout Equestria(and all it's side stories)?
>> No. 20244
>>20242
I know F-Zero is a racing game. Most likely F-Zero 2 is a total bastardization of everything related to t.

>>20243
Haven't read it.
>> No. 20245
Actually it's not...

The F-Zero 2 isn't a game
>> No. 20246
And that's

"related to it" you dumbass!
>> No. 20247
>>20246
Oh boy were you excited when you saw that!
>> No. 20248
>>20245
I know. It's far worse.
>> No. 20249
Mykan correcting someone's spelling? Strangely adorable.
>> No. 20250
Then tell me what is the F-Zero 2
>> No. 20251
>>20250
It's either a terrible fanfiction or a terrible video you are planning on making.
>> No. 20252
The F-zero 1 is a person from a show I know...
>> No. 20253
And the fact you immedatley speak like that proves you think nothing in life is fine
>> No. 20254
>>20253
Just because I think your work is crap doesn't mean I hate everything. Believe it or not, you aren't everything in the world.

And it's "immediately", you dumbass.
>> No. 20255
Then tell me... what is something you CAN'T mock!

And does that mean you're going to mock every last thing that I make, even if it's fine?
>> No. 20256
>>20254

Egocentrism taken to extremes. That's our Mykan. (^_^)
>> No. 20257
I'm not egonomic


Then tell me... what is not egotisitcal that doesn't deserve a beating?
>> No. 20258
*Donates to the poor*

"I've done my part and you got what you wanted! So leave me alone!"

*Walks off*
>> No. 20259
>>20257
>>20258
wha...?
>> No. 20260
>>20257

Not what?
>> No. 20261
>>20259

*If ever Mykan got a job, and co-workers invited him to lunch*

"No... thanks...!"

*Brushes them off*
>> No. 20262
>>20258
Oh poor you! Heaven forbid you be burdened with giving to charity!

Jesus Christ, it doesn't surprise that you of all people could make donating sound selfish.
>> No. 20263
>>20261

Have you ever considered the possibility that the reason people dislike and make fun of you is that you're a bitter, hateful asshole?
>> No. 20264
It's not selfish... but it's nothing to be proud of or remembered by either.

...

"How can we thank you?"

Don't mention it. Really... DON'T EVER!!!

*Walks off*
>> No. 20265
So what... they're gonna hate me if I'm not. That's how it's always been.

They want hate? They GOT IT
>> No. 20267
I love how Mykan shifts from aggression and accusation to fishing for sympathies (from the -same- people he screamed at to die horribly) in ten seconds flat.
>> No. 20268
>>20267

Bitch all ya want... it's the sad cold common truth.

Ya know what you get for being nice? I'll tell ya what ya get ya get nothing! You get a big fat zero!
>> No. 20269
>>20268
bitch please. you know what i got for being nice?
$5k.
suck my anus, fucker
>> No. 20270
>>20268

That's just called being selfish, Mykan dear. Normal people do good things even if they get nothing for it. They don't expect anything in return. It's common decency.
>> No. 20271
>>20270

So you do a job but you don't get money...

You do what you've been asked but people yell and scream at you anyway

Sure doing nice things is normal
>> No. 20272
>>20269

Personally, I don't think I would want Mykan's lips anywhere near my anus... Or anywhere on my body.

Oh god. (>_<) It's moments like these that I hate my overactive imagination.
>> No. 20273
The only think my lips may touch are food...

I do not want romance. It's a waste of time and a loss of freedom
>> No. 20274
The only THING***
>> No. 20275
>>20271
you moron
it's like giving a gift. Its a gift, you are not supposed to expect something in return. sure it's nice to get something but it's not expected. if it was it wouldn't be gift giving. it would be trading.
>> No. 20276
>>20275

Nope... not how I grew up

You did something right... all you get is grief
>> No. 20277
I don't think I've ever spoken to someone as blatantly selfish as Mykan...
>> No. 20278
>>20276
THAT EXPLAINS THE STORY!!!!
CELESTO TELLS TWILIGHT SHE FAILED BECAUSE MYKAN GREW UP WITHOUT AN ALLOWANCE EVERY WEEKEND!!!!
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW!!!
>> No. 20279
For the record, that crazy language that Mykan was writing in earlier was the dinosaur language from StarFox Adventures, a game that nobody in the universe ever liked because it was stupid. Except, of course, for Mykan.

Incidentally, writing in Dinosaur!Language is a full step below writing in Al Bhed on the "Notably Effeminate and Retarded Douche" scale, or "N.E.R.D. Scale" for short.
>> No. 20280
>>20279
Thanks, guy I think is Al, I knew I'd heard about it before.
>> No. 20281
>>20279

No.
>> No. 20282
>>20281

As in, "No, I don't want to believe that he actually did that."
>> No. 20284
i feel like another song.
Dar, TK, anyone really, care to give me one?
>> No. 20285
2125 posts. well 2126 now. still
damn
>> No. 20286
>>20285

"Sing" by The Carpenters.
>> No. 20303
>>20278

No... Twilight failed becuase she shot recklessly at every target without thinking first

Anyone would tell her she failed
>> No. 20305
>>20303
Sure. The pony that according to fandom rumours has a mild form of OCD would shot recklessly at the targets. Mykan, you just want to portray it as if the characters are all failing basic principals of something so you can berate them and make you feel more important. You did the same with the girls from Totally Spies and the Sailor Senshis.
>> No. 20307
Uh... the uncorins are going to learn too ya know...!

Come on... this method's been done before in many shows
>> No. 20308
>>20307
which is the reason why some aesop like this turned out to be the best in a long time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKnVlCTsqzk
>> No. 20309
>>20308

Nope even AJ has to learn something... they all do... just like Lightning and friends...
>> No. 20310
>>20309
You didn`t even get the point of the scene, didn`t you?

by the way, how do you think "Silver Lightning" is a girly name? I mean, Lightning itself is also rather girlish. Especially when you know FF XIII
>> No. 20311
Well what if you're friends AREN'T there? Hmm...?

And... I don't play FF... I've never seen it played. All I know of it is Culex
>> No. 20313
>>20311
Thank god. Otherwise you would piss ont he legacy of Kefka and Sephirot. ranted, the last one would nowadays be not that much to make fun of, seeing how he turned for some in the origin of modern day JRPG villain cliches, but still.

Nice battle theme Culex ha by the way.

And you did not answer the question.
>> No. 20314
Look I think your idea for a name is GAY...

Lightning has a white color not silver. And it doesn't relate to Twilight's name at all...
>> No. 20315
And you didn't answer my Question...

What is your friends AREN'T there?

Everyone of the Frillies, even Spike will learn a lesson of the warrior... so will AJ
>> No. 20316
And I like Smithy's battle theme better to when I fought Culex
>> No. 20317
>>20315
first off, you still havent answered maniak's question. Second off, you need to clarify your question. "what if your friends aren't there?" what?
my friends wont be there. question answered.
>> No. 20318
A lesson of the Warrior?
Oh god... okay everyone, who wants to make the obvious joke regarding a totally insane wrestler?

And if your friends are not there... well, depends on the situation. Does she has to stand up to protect someone she cares about? Then it is an old aesop about doing the right thing and how sacrifices for the higher good are necessary. Which is something she already knows.

Oh and Mykan, I choose the name Silver Lightning for a reason. You choose Lightning Dawn to make the character in some way related to Twilight. And my choice is gay? coming from the guy who dresses up like the lovechild of the Burger King, the digimon emperor and a drag queen.

And frillies? You know, the term is "filly". Except you mean a combination of fragile and filly. And them and fragile? I don`t think that blowing up a barn with your own body and getting out of it without a scratch means someone here is "fragile".
>> No. 20319
AJ said... she can always count on her friends to be there to help her?

Well what if they aren't... especially in battle? She has to face the monster herself. What's she gonna do now?
>> No. 20321
Who said anything about Fragile?
>> No. 20322
>>20321
that's what frilly means.
Adjective:
Decorated with frills or similar ornamentation
or in your case, exactly what maniak said.
>> No. 20323
Hey, I didn't know that... I studied plant biology not animal or human...
>> No. 20324
>>20323
5 bucks says he cant find his penis.
>> No. 20325
>>20324

What is your problem now?
>> No. 20326
>>20323

Considering you think that "biology," means "the study of how planet Earth functions," that doesn't surprise me.
>> No. 20328
Earth again?

How many times do I have to say it?

*Looks at the ponies and the unicorns*

This is not Earth
>> No. 20329
Besides... it wouldn't matter if I did know how Earth functions... what good is that going to do? I'm not going to tell anyone. I'm not going to let people know that I know, and I certainly will not use any such things for jobs
>> No. 20330
By the way Mykan, you think there are no villains as frightening as PR villains? That Titan is the greatest you could come up with and that "tragic villains" can`T be really scry in kids shows?

Here is something from a show aimed for seven year olds in french. the birth of the big bad of the show Wakfu, as shown in a special episode after the end of season 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M02sPapWds

I thought I show it so that we get to see some good villainous action.
Also I admit that he may unintentionally be a main motivation behind my version of Titan. Funny, seeing how I had the basic concept up three weeks before hearing of Nox.
>> No. 20332
Personally I think that's more Logan than Titan
>> No. 20333
>>20332
Nah, you failed once more to read: It is what I imagine him to be. At least partly. You are just too self absorbed to think of it. As for Logan..,yeah, Lord Emo. The gyu who instead of cutting himself wants to destroy all life and symbolizes your hatred for all life itself.
>> No. 20334
How is cutting himself going to end his misery?

Really answer me...
>> No. 20335
And no I did read it... and watch it... but that's all little TOO MUCH for a kids show in my opinion
>> No. 20337
>>20335
You consider this to be too much for children? You have no idea what children consider cool.
It is always funny to see, how pussified America and Canada seems to be when it comes to actual storytelling in their cartoons. No wonder that Transformers Prime and Dan vs. nowadays are considered unique. They are good, but everyone with a brain gets what I mean.
>> No. 20338
Some children don't even know what COOL means... fancy you being a racist because your grew up in a 3rd rated country.

Now answer my question...

How is cutting himself going to end misery?
>> No. 20339
>>20338
HA, POT CALLING KETTLE BLACK!
>> No. 20340
>>20338
Mykan,try to learn what a racist is.
And hey, he could just kill himself. You are just way too vengeful to just end his misery and finish it. You even have the crazy explanation, that not even death would want him.
then again, crazy talk from someone like you is to be expected.

Heck, you even believem tat you are not a christian, depsite being a proud catholic.
>> No. 20341
You haven't answered my Question...

How killing himself going to end his misery?

(Looks like I'm not the only one who eludes questions)
>> No. 20342
>>20338

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GERMANY IS A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH LORDY YOU ARE SO DETACHED FROM REALITY
>> No. 20343
>>20342
I didn`T even say something regarding that, cause I wanted to keep my nationality secret from some people. But yeha, I am german And we and a third world country? Some of he greatest scientists and philosophists ever were born here.

Heck, Lauren Faust has german ancestors. That alone should put me higher up on the popularity list with some bronies than you Mykan.
>> No. 20344
>>20343
the fact that you aren't mykan already puts you higher up on the popularity list.
>> No. 20345
Uh seeing as how you're still eluding the question... I'm assuimg you DON'T have an answer, or can figure it out yourself.
>> No. 20346
Mykan, killing himself would end it all, cause after he is dead, there is nothing of him left. Being dead is the final resolution for everything. Well except you really believe that after death you really become a ghost or something like that, whcih is just stupid.
so yeha, BB killing himself would actually be the best solution for your emo garbage: he is dead the others feel awful, no innocent person has to uffer. the end.
Instead you write "the end of ends" (which is one of the most redundant story titles ever) where you gleefully imagine to destroy all live and make them scream in agony while the universe collapses around your self insert replacement called "Count Logan".
>> No. 20347
>>20345
first off the original question was talking about cutting himself not killing himself.
second off, (i may not be exactly sure but this is how i think it works) Emo people cut themselves as a way to recognize their existence(the pain can be felt). seeing as that one guy kills i would assume it works the same way. he kills to recognize his existence.
>> No. 20348
You're both wrong...
>> No. 20349
>>20345

Killing himself would mean he would be incapable of feeling anything. No sad, no happy, nothing. Instead, he decided to kill the rest of the universe.

Backwards logic, when you think about it.

Still cracking up about that Germany line. Pretty sure that Germany can compete economically with Canada.
>> No. 20350
>>20349
oh, no doubt. considering all canada exports is maple syrup and hockey.
>> No. 20351
>>20349
Well, considering our economy... but hey, we are still one of the leading nations in the European Union. Not to forget, we are predestined to be awesome villains.

As for Count Logan, am I the onl one who thinks that he is the embodiment of all detsructive tendencies of Mykan himself? I will elaborate if some people want.
>> No. 20352
Spirits/Ghosts can still feel emotional pain, and misery as they wander the Earth...

And eventually the Ttians would die and they'd meet int he afterlife, which he doens't want. He doesn't even want to see them again... EVER!!!

Furthermore... knowing they still exist and live the happiness he was denied is bad enough, they still never recognized him.

...

Killing himself... will not end it. In fact it may make it worse

And stop calling Logan a self insert...!! He isn't...

I already have a Mykan for Teen Titans and he's not a villian... or emo or anything of the sort. He doens't even have powers
>> No. 20353
Furthermore... I am not destrutcive...!

NAme one thing I do in real life that blows somethign up or takes someone else's life?
>> No. 20354
>>20338

I wake up to this shit. Mykan has outdone himself once again.
>> No. 20355
>>20354
good morning Darvulia!
yeah, mykan forgot to change his diaper again
>> No. 20356
I'm waiting...!

How is what I do in life Destructive?

Or you ready to admit that NOT HURTING PEOPLE is actually destructive?
>> No. 20357
>>20356
well considering how you ruined your sister's attempts to leave i'd call that destructive
>> No. 20359
What? I did not ruin her atempts to leave.. where did you stupidly get that
>> No. 20360
>>20351

Germany is in somewhat bad shape now. But why? Could be the fact that a number of countries are leeching off of their economy at the moment. That Angela Merkel hasn't lost her shit and ordered the bombing of the entirety of Greece is a miracle.

Not that it matters much, since Germany's GDP is still impressively strong.
>> No. 20361
>>20356

They're more repressed destructive tendencies, than anything. Fan fiction is a safe medium for Mykan to act out all his harmful desires without hurting anybody. It's very easy for people to see him in Count Logan, or in his version of Link, or in any one of the identical characters whom he writes and develops.
>> No. 20362
*Puts on egghead glasses again* Ahem.

"Psychopathy is a personality disorder characterized by a pervasive pattern of disregard for, or violation of, the rights of others. It is defined in different ways, but can involve a lack of empathy or remorse, shallow emotions, selfishness, grandiosity or deceptiveness; it can also involve impulsiveness, irritability, aggression, or recklessness."

Hmmmmm....
>> No. 20363
>>20361

No it isn't... it's just somehting I wanted to see happen for a long time.

I didn't want to BB Run to join the Titans... I wnated him to quit.

The only thing I plan to in real life is not destructive in any way to anyone else
>> No. 20364
tending to destroy; causing destruction or much damage (often followed by of or to ): a very destructive windstorm.

2. tending to overthrow, disprove, or discredit ( opposed to constructive): destructive criticism.
>> No. 20365
>>20360
Thanks for the support.

As for your destructive ways Mykan... well, you didn`t do something that could be actually called destructive by now in the way, as that you did not openly hurt some people on the street or blew up stuff.
But the fact remains Mykan, that as a result of past traumata you have a certain cynical look on the world as well as a desire for revenge on people who you think wronged you, to the point you imagine e.g. your "mockers" to die. You told me, you imagine to throw me in a death camp and such. Not to forget you dancing on my parents grave. So overall, based ony our psyche and what I saw with a large percentage of people in your situation, I am going to say, that you are only "one bad day" away from going postal on some people.

You also said that fanfics are your way to blow off steam. Steam that I assume comes from those aggresive emotions. Which means, the violence in your fanfic is actually quite symbolic of a subcncious desire for you to hurt others. So what does now a villain who wents crazy because of too many changes in his life and wants to destroy all life say about an author, who has his own issues with changes and coniders te human race to be unworthy to live anymore cause nothing is like in the 50ths or so?
>> No. 20366
>>20365

Maniak... do you at least agree on THIS... that it's not healthy to let anger build up inside you and do nothing about it?
>> No. 20367
>>20365

And the funny thing is, psychopaths are normally very successful in life!
>> No. 20369
>>20366
Well, sure I do.
I also have no problem with the idea of people using certain forms of art to express the anger and get steam out.
The problem in this regard is, that people should do it in my opinion, by writing something in a way that is endearing.
Your story is not.
Why?
Because you get "inspired" by Super Paper Mario to the point, you rip off entire artifacts by name instead of sitting down and coming up with some name on your own. Also, you try to make it sound, as if Logan is in the right to do so.
I read your chapters, watched your videos and therefore know, that deep down you think, Logan, the "mindless destroyer" of worlds, was in the right with all what he did. Why? Because you think, you are in the right to wish death upon others just for mocking your stories, if they have even good points for doing so.

He was not a sympathetic villain at all, his past was not sympathetic and the cause of him turning evil is laughable.
>> No. 20370
it's fine for YOU to wish death on me becuase I write fics!

And you say my way of blowing off steam is bad and I deserve to be mocked and killed?
>> No. 20371
>>20367
Understandable. Cause the psychopath knows, that in order to "get back" on the world, he or she has to become succesful to get away with certain ideas.
In my opinion there are two kinds of psychopaths:

The one kind a la Mykan who thinks the universe is against them and go rather emo on it and do nothing

and the other kind, who just waits for the time the world will burn, so they stand on the ruins and will sing "And now the end is near" or "Final Countdown" while everything around them crumbles and they can go berserk.
>> No. 20372
Every Mykan conversation

Hater: I think this or this!
Mykan: So you think I should be killed?
Hater: I never said that. I'm just saying I don't like your fanfics
Mykan: So you think I should be killed?
Hater: No. I just think your writing has problems
Mykan: YOU WANT ME TO BE KILLED? HOW DARE YOU SAY I DESERVE TO BE KILLED? I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A CAR!
>> No. 20373
>>20370
For the record: I started to call you out as a terrible human being, after I read your little PA revenge fic You know, where you accused the guys to be the worst villains of all time for mocking fanfics and turned them into laughable villains (who surprisingly were still more interesting than the TT in the story) who wanted to destroy all fantasy with a plan similiar to GoldenEye? See Mykan, I know when I see a terrible human being. One sign being, them writing something a la Chris Chan. and you did exactly that with your revenge fic. And considering your mysgonistic world views as hinted in other stories and your giant ego the size of the moon, I therefore assumed rather fast, that your worth in life is debatable. You insulting my parents was just the last straw.

And hey, I wouldn`t even mind that you use fanfics to blow off steam.. if you would then also just let go. But you don`t. Instead you constantly return back to "Things change".

Here is a little story in private: I once was bullied for years in school by someone to the point I had revenge fantasies. One day I had enough and we beat the shit out of each other. Years later I meet him again. We had a drink and apologized for what happened years ago. In other wordS: We got over it.
>> No. 20374
Yes... eh's said it many times... he even sai dmy folks shoulv'e used a condom or they should die for birthing me in the firts place.

Way not cool!
>> No. 20375
>>20366

The way you are doing it? No. You're just making things worse. You're not actively confronting your problems by writing revenge fics. You're just adding to them. Justifying them. Running away.
>> No. 20379
Well I think different!

When you're girlfriend dumps you and gives you the "Still be friends" thing. I'd rather just walk away and never acknowledge her again.

Once people move on... I don't care to ever meet them up again. That's what moving on means... MOVING AWAY... never looking back... forget what you did before...

That's what I'd rather do... this way they can move on and I won't be in their way anymore.
>> No. 20380
>>20375

You expect me to do something else that I don't alreayd loathe and despise so incredibly much.

I recently thought of getting a job but... it's not going to work...
>> No. 20381
>>20380
you misspelled that. its not "it's not going to work" its "I am not going to work"
>> No. 20382
>>20380

"It's just to oSTRESSFULK and BORING. Burger-fliper? PAH! With my TALENT and EXPERTAZE, I am OVERQUANLIFIED to do ANYTHING except BE AWESOME."
>> No. 20383
>>20380

You know, Mykan... I believe you. It wouldn't work. You'd be fired within hours, if not minutes. No-one in their right mind would put up with your shit. Someone as incredibly selfish, petty, hateful, etc, as you wouldn't be able to function in society.
>> No. 20384
No I would work... BUT... I'd lose the job very easily for acting EXACTLY as I demonstrated last night

"Good Morning Mykan."

Yeah right!

"Wanna get some lunch?"

No... no I don't!

"We're heading out tonight to a movie you wanna maybe..."

Not... interested...!
>> No. 20385
Ah huh... and I don't want anyone to put up with me if I was NICE either... so there
>> No. 20387
>>20385

You're saying that as if you're capable of being nice.
>> No. 20388
I am... but are you?

If actually went out...

*Inside*

"What the hell am I doing here? Why am I with these people?"
>> No. 20389
Fine lets say I don't do those things...

I just say a polite no thanks, or "Nah... I'm not really a movie guy"

I suppose I'd get fired anyway
>> No. 20390
>>20388

"People want to have conversations with ME? Zoinks, Scoob. Let's high tail it."

*Runs off so fast he leaves a dust cloud*
>> No. 20391
>>20389

Bosses like their employees to work well together, to operate efficiently, as a team. Camaraderie is important when it comes to a workplace environment. If you refuse to fraternize with your co-workers, rebuff their every attempt at reaching out to you and generally give the cold shoulder to every person you encounter, you would be fired for being detrimental to a positive workplace atmosphere.

Your egotism is such that you instantly assume you'd be given any job, regardless of your glaring personalities flaws, and that being fired for those flaws is unjust. It's quite fascinating, really; I wish I were a psychologist so that I could really study you.
>> No. 20392
>>20391

You don't get it... I'd help them at work...

But I don't wnat to be their friend and hangout, I said no offline friends...

No going back to the movies...

I don't drink or smoke, or like to look at girls (That's pervertive) so I defiantly do not want to go to a bar!

I didn't come to work to make friends, I came to make money and get out.
>> No. 20393
The funny thing is, I am also quite someone who prefers to work on his own. Still I am trying to keep up a better coworker relationship than Mykan would do.
>> No. 20394
>>20392

You don't have ONLINE friends either
>> No. 20395
You a Shrink? Ya mean like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9COZK3UFt1Q

5:40

Well trust me... unlike Jen I'd just answer flat out

"Is it hard for you to give over some of that control."

Yes! Yes it is!
>> No. 20396
I've never watched 6teen, or even heard of it before now... But for some reason I already hate it.
>> No. 20397
Why? What's so bad about it? IF you've watched it before or heard of it?
>> No. 20398
>>20396

It's absolute garbage. Don't even bother watching it.
>> No. 20399
>>20398

Answer me... what do you hate about it?
>> No. 20401
>>20399

Jokes=Unfunny
characters=Who gives a fuck? Except Ron. He's merely okay
Plots= Stereotypical and cliche
Production Company= Has 4 shows running, and all of which are horrible
>> No. 20403
Share the thoughts here. Watched some of it, not interting at all. A classic example of shitty flash animation.
>> No. 20411
I know it's bad to judge shows you've never watched, but if Mykan obsesses over it that much, it's probably pretty vapid.
>> No. 20413
>>20411
It's as vapid as you suspect it to be
>> No. 20414
Do you even know what 6teen is about...?
>> No. 20415
>>20414
Yeah. It's about 6 teenagers who hang out at the mall

Unlike you, good sir, I do my research
>> No. 20416
And unlike... I know more...

6teen is about things like... first crushes, first jobs... the sterotypical life of teenagers.

It's basically a cartoon that's much closer to reality than any other
>> No. 20418
>>20416
Hey Arnold and Doug say Hi.
>> No. 20419
Now that show is just plain dumb
>> No. 20420
>>20419
You mean "shows"
>> No. 20421
>>20420

Until now I had completely forgotten the existance of "Doug"
>> No. 20422
>>20421
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 20423
>>20422

What deal... I don't make deals. I don't even deal cards
>> No. 20427
>>20423
Do you see how.pointless repeating the same question is?
>> No. 20428
>>20427

No... becuas eI never get a straight answer... only destructive critcisim
>> No. 20429
>>20428
You think ALL criticism is destructive
>> No. 20430
That's becuase thta's all you ever give...

You only swear berate and onlky point out what you didn't like and you never EVER give any proper helpful advice an dyou never accept things beyond what they are
>> No. 20431
That's becuase thta's all you ever give...

You only swear berate and onlky point out what you didn't like and you never EVER give any proper helpful advice an dyou never accept things beyond what they are
>> No. 20433
>>20430

You've been given so much helpful advice in this thread that it's silly, but you don't listen to any of it. You just whine that your way is "better".
>> No. 20434
You have not...

You've said... Get a job "You don't deserve a job"

You say my ideas suck before I even tell you them...

Your ideas don't change the concept of the plot anyway...

Go make friends "You don't deserve friends"

I do this to blow offf steam "Go cut yourself then no one will miss you."

Now you CALL THAT helpful...

Pah... you'll even think my Force of Hatred idea is crap...
>> No. 20435
In fact kets look at your latets BAD IDEA...

Instead of BB just becoming evil he should kill himself... that's terrible!!!
>> No. 20436
>>20434
First tell us the idea and then we'll see.
>> No. 20437
The Prolouge has been up since Xmas Day (I've had yet to work on it) I just wnated it posted then.

The Titans are at home... and BB is anxious for the arival of his baby is another 4 months at least... The Titans watch TV and realize the movie they made is on...

Recently they had returned froma voice acting job form some guy who made an amiated movie about the titans and let them VOICE their own characters.

So... it's pretty much not a real thing that happened...

...

With me so far... can I tell you the main plot now
>> No. 20438
>>20437
I'm with you so far
>> No. 20439
>>20438

Force of hatred is a Things change ater math (Alternate)

BB becomes possessed after removing an ancient sword, with a dark spirit seald it, formt he museum. This force starts to enflame his hatred, and makes him go around doing very bad things... without him realizing it. "You... you killed them didn't you!"

"You mean... WE... Killed them. You know deep down you've always wanted to, yet you never had the nerve to make a move. You could say I just gave you that little push."

Very soon... the sprit takes over... turning BB into a YAMI MARIK like creature who is bent on world domination and control "So everyone will feel the hate" While he is in control the real BB has been locked away in a sealed place wher ehe cna't escape and is virtually helpless.
>> No. 20441
wait wait wait. how does it go from waiting for a baby to getting an evil sword?
>> No. 20442
>>20441

I just told you... The Titans are at home, but then they watch TV that's when the REAL story behins...

"So what I'm saying is everythign you saw in there didn't really happen"
>> No. 20443
>>20442
sooo, you're describing the movie they are watching?
>> No. 20444
>>20439
Okay, stop.

First, enough with the Things Change fanfics. This is like number six of those and you'll bore your fans by continuing to make them.

Second, here's a plot: A movie involving the Titans after Things Change in which Beast Boy gets possessed, turns evil and tries to take over the world.

Surely, I'm talking about Force of Hatred, right? No, I'm talking about What Changes Really Are, which is the same thing.

Third, why would Beast Boy take the sword? Do he just like to vandalize museums?
>> No. 20445
Beast Boy: "What's that? You want me to star as myself in an animated movie? Cool! What's it about?

I'm going to get possessed by an evil sword and murder people? And it will be implied that I've always desired murdering people? Yeah, I'll pass."
>> No. 20446
Yes... I am... just like all the others...

Only Some Thign sNever change is the REAL TCaftermath... all others formt hen on... Including the end of ends are just AU's

Incredible-Beast (BB was writing a book)
The end of ends (BB and Terra were shown images froma fire reader)
What changes really are... (The titans were in hollywood watching a movie made in their honor)
The HSM's (Except 2) One of the Titans are dreaming.

And now this... The Force of Hatred... The Titans are watching an ANIMATED VIDEO they starred in by voicing their own characters.
>> No. 20447
i think it's funny that we are talking about teen titans on a my little pony website
>> No. 20448
>>20446
i refuse to believe the teen titans had this much spare time on their hands. where is all the fighting and shit? What about slade and all his dastardly plots?
>> No. 20449
Slade has been fired... he's never coming back... unless I make a flashback story
>> No. 20450
>>20448
Remember how he made a bunch of rules? One of them is to almost never use the same villain more than once
>> No. 20451
>>20449
...
>> No. 20452
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20452
>>20447
When talking to Mykan, always be prepared to talk Teen Titans.
>> No. 20453
He's not the only one... Killer moth... Johny Rancid... Kitten... Mumbo... Dr Light... even Blackfire... Gone... all of them... they're not coming back
>> No. 20454
>>20453
...
>> No. 20455
What? you got a problem with that? I got rid of them for good reasons and it's also why I made Logan and various others.
>> No. 20457
Whenever I visit this thread I feel like I'm on drugs.
>> No. 20458
>>20457

What? You think killing off those villians was bad? Why should I have kept them? They don't stand a chance they're used up.
>> No. 20459
>>20455
(Andrew Ryan voice)
Would you kindly get to my questions?
>> No. 20460
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 20461
Hey guys, i just went out to a restaurant to get some big fancy meal made by professionals. I then threw that meal in the garabage and went to their kitchen to make my own meal. so now im eating an burnt steak, a deep-fried clump mashed potatoes(how did i even do that?) and a bowl of peas swimming in butter and vinegar.
>> No. 20462
>>20458

Huh? Oh, no, it's just... Er, never mind.
>> No. 20463
>>20460
(Andrew Ryan voice)
Would you kindly stop talking?
>> No. 20464
>>20459
a man chooses, a slave obeys. *takes a 9 iron to the mouth*
>> No. 20465
>>20461
$5 says this goes right over Mykan's head.
>> No. 20466
Face it they've used up all their tricks... not to mention they'd have learned their lessons by now... The Titans beat Trigon and TBOE... now they have 2 new members, and all nearing adulthood...

Nothing they could do would ever give them enough power or an edge. It's now time to make stronger NEW VILLIANS equipped with the power of light and darkness to battle the new Titans.
>> No. 20467
>>20460

So this is basically an in-thread meme now?
>> No. 20468
>>20463
Would you kindly Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 20469
>>20465
*gives you five bucks*
>> No. 20470
>>20467
Yeah
>> No. 20472
>>20470
you forgot the "what is your deal" part
>> No. 20473
Oh... and you still didn't tlel me what you thoguth of the Force fic... no doubt you already think it sucks...
>> No. 20474
>>20472
Highlight my name. Where does it lead to?
>> No. 20475
>>20466
That's all well and good but I asked a few questions and you haven't answered them yet
>> No. 20476
Will you ask them again then? and I'll answer them please tyr to make them PERFECTLY CLEAR
>> No. 20477
>>20476
First, enough with the Things Change fanfics. This is like number six of those and you'll bore your fans by continuing to make them.

Second, here's a plot: A movie involving the Titans after Things Change in which Beast Boy gets possessed, turns evil and tries to take over the world.

Surely, I'm talking about Force of Hatred, right? No, I'm talking about What Changes Really Are, which is the same thing.

Third, why would Beast Boy take the sword? Do he just like to vandalize museums?
>> No. 20478
>>20476
"ask them again then?"

Okay.

Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 20479
First That's not a Question... and no it doesn't. Besides... that's how it goes... when I'm this pissed about TC it's time to make another one of these Aftermath fics. The cycle continued...

Second it's still different an Animted movie is not the same as a live action one (I'm running low on alternate ideas)

Third: What difference does it make how he gets it... the point is he gets it

-Maybe the sword calls to him
-Maybe he just kicks the exhibit in an act of rage
-Maybe he just uses his busy hands and wants to feel it and it actually removes.

Come on...!
>> No. 20480
>>20479
"I'm running low on alternate ideas"

REALLY?
>> No. 20481
That doens't mean I'm runing low on fics... DUH

I'm running out of ways to portray them...

Dreams... Simulations... movies... books... visions...
>> No. 20482
>>20481

Ever conside- Oh what the hell I can't be bothered.
>> No. 20484
i'd like to restate this
>>20461
im particularly proud of it
>> No. 20485
Consider what?
>> No. 20486
Raise your hand if you've ever been a villain in a Dakari-King Mykan fanfic!

*raises hand*

To answer Mykan's incessant claims that all he ever gets is "destructive" criticism, Mykan thinks that all criticism that is contrary to his grand vision is destructive and unnecessary. No matter what point you try to make to him, no matter how hard you try to explain that a concept doesn't work, no matter what you suggest in exchange, he dismisses it and carries on, claiming that nobody ever offers him good criticism.

He'll often go to absurd lengths to justify a plothole when called out on it. In his magnum opus, The Sailor Moon Legend of Zelda, Ganondorf is effectively the most powerful being in the universe, and could easily wipe the floor with the Sailor Scouts and Link, who is at the nadir of his power at this point, having lost all of his weapons except for the Master Sword. By absorbing the power of Queen Beryl, he's made himself a force that is nigh unstoppable.

His plan is to send numerous incompetent monsters of the week to attack the Sailors, even though it's well within his power to kill them all and take over the world. Mykan was called on this plothole three times, and each time, he gave a different reason why Ganondorf didn't act, prefacing each one with a very condescending "I already told you..."

So yeah. In summary, Mykan is full of shit.
>> No. 20487
>>20486

Uh no... you're full of shit becuase you didn't read it right...

Ganondorf may have absorbed enough power to ecape his prison... but he's still weak, and needs time to gather more power befor ehe can confront Link and the Scouts himself...
>> No. 20488
>>20486
Yeah, but you barely did anything in it. I got to punch Robin in the face and carry a large sack.
>> No. 20489
Besides... since when do the main antagonists of Games and Animes like THAT ever do the job themself? They're supposed to be lazy and over confident that they don't need to.

"They don't come to us... we go to them."
>> No. 20490
>>20486
>prefacing each one with a very condescending "I already told you..."

>>20487
>Uh no... you're full of shit becuase you didn't read it right...

It's like he somehow reads the posts without actually reading them...
>> No. 20491
>>20490

Duh becuase you say the same things over and over again, which doens't make them true...

Ther'es nothing wrong with the way I make my fics...

If Ganondorf had a attacked immedalte... where's the Series?

Where's the LONG WAIT to confront him...?

What you guys suggest is NOT a good idea...
>> No. 20492
>>20488

Is it wrong that I'm kind of jealous?
>> No. 20493
>>20491

Practically everyone thinks you're a horrid writer. Don't you think it might be time to ask yourself why instead of being in constant denial, always going "NO! You don't undersatnd my GENUIS!"...?
>> No. 20494
>>20491
you see what most stories do is they have the villain working for a goal of his/her own. something that the protagonist either already has access to but cant use or something the protagonist is working for too.
if you already have the villain max boss level and then sitting around on his bum scratching his nuts while sending incompetent fuckwits to do a job he already can do its bad writing
>> No. 20495
>>20493

Uh becuase... I don't see myself as either horrid or genuis...

And I don't want to die...
>> No. 20496
You can take off the mask now Al Cone...
>> No. 20497
>>20495
>dont want to die
what?
>> No. 20498
You heard me... its better than sitting around all day doing nothign while the anger just builds up insid you waiting to cause a stroke or damage your immune system...

Or just plain BORED to death
>> No. 20499
>>20494

Mykan has his head so far up his ass that he actually believes that just because cliches exist, they automatically make a story great. I mean, it sounds insane, but we're talking about someone who fills his stories with mindless "padding" so that they can reach a certain number of words for..... uh, some reason. I haven't figured that one out yet. Probably never will.
>> No. 20500
>>20498
WHAT?

I dont even... wha?
>> No. 20501
They'r enot mindless... their the way thing shave always been...

When you play Zelda... do you fight the final boss right away? No you don't...
>> No. 20502
>>20501
THATS BECAUSE THEY ARE WORKING FOR THE SAME GOAL LINK IS!
>> No. 20503
>>20500

I read aroudn th enet and learned that excessive anger built inside you... if you don't blow off steam... the anger can weaken your immune systema nd make you more vunerable to cancer, and other dieaseses...

And it can also cause strokes and heart attacks...
>> No. 20504
>>20502

NO THEY ARENT!!!

Ahem...


They are trying to destroy/Rule the world... it's Link's job to STOP them... plain and simple...
>> No. 20505
Today's theory: Mykan doesn't actually exist. At all. I ate something bad, and all of this is just a fever-nightmare induced by food poisoning.
>> No. 20506
What's matter... afraid I actually may be RIGHT..

http://www.help-your-child-with-anger.com/effects-of-anger.html
>> No. 20508
>>20505
apparently we are sharing these delusions
>> No. 20509
Face it, freaks. Reality's failing you...
>> No. 20511
>>20509
Oh god. the letters are bubbling. please dont pop, please dont pop!
>> No. 20513
*Pricks them with a needle*

Nope... not even a scratch
>> No. 20515
>>20513
You know Mykan, I would find it really funny if someday someone just posts this entire thread on ED or makes copies of it and sends them to future visiters of Anime North. Just throwing certain ideas in the room. Cause that will surely help you getting famous. Who knows, perhaps you will be even allowed to voice act one day your own little pony character therefore. I already have a name for a Mykan Pony: Aspie Manchild.

He is a dark purple unicorn who has the ability to copy others but does it badly and uses the ability to impersonate them and make them miserable in the eyes of their friends, cause he can`t stand the concept of friendship. And then he tries to convert the abandoned ponies to his religion called "the religion of basement dwellers"
>> No. 20516
>>20513
THEY POPPED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THE TENDRILS OF BLACK ICHOR ARE SEEPING OUT FROM THE PORTAL TO THE DARK ÆTHER.

Ḩ̡̦͈͉͎͔̰͐ͭ͛̀ͤ͛̔ͨͧͫ͋ͧ͛̒̏Ȇ͖̥̜̪͚̲̪͙̮̟̲̳̤̰͇̩͚̖͉ͤ͆̉̄̾ͩͫ͊̉͘͝ ̵̡͚̩͓̘̘̣͚̝̮̗̤͓̰͎̣̠͙̞ͯ͊̾̈̂̓̀C̛̳̜͉̯̖̟̪͖̮͍̬̺̣͚͊ͫ̂ͫ̃̕͢Ǫ̢̞̣̜̻̫̤̝̝̟̜ͯ̈ͫ̈́̇̐́͘ͅḾͥ͆
̡̢̟̘̝̖̼̜͎̟̼̱̣̪ͥ̑̽͒̊ͯ͋ͦ́ͨͦ́̕ͅͅE̸̖̙͖̭̘̫̘̓̾̿ͦ̀̒̑̀͜͠S̴̸̘̪̗̱͚̝̱̤̮ͤ̐͒̐ͯ̂ͣ̀ͪͩͮͦ̕͞͝
>> No. 20518
A̸̶̰̩̜͇͎͖̫̺̘̝̼͕͎̖ͨͬ̿̂̏͑ͣ̀̐̃̂̾̅̕͢ͅL̶̛̦͉̱̥͎̳̦̠̃̇͆͊̌̊̓̅ͨ͐ͦ́̚Ļ̷̸̭̘͔͍̜̭̟̤͓͌͐ͧͪͤ̋ ̷̘͍͔̬͍͚̬̱̼̳̟̠̦̪͈͗̿̆̔́̚B́̅̂̇̇ͪ̅̉̇̌̾ͦͫ̓ͩͫͥ͗ͨ҉̴͟͠҉͉̖̥̥̤̖̙͇̫̥̜̩ͅǪ̷̢̛͈͉̥͊ͩ̉̂̀̏̍͛
̩̮̲W̵̄̽ͤͭ̆̆ͫ̉̂̎́̕͟͏̜͎̝̗̞͍͉̦̟̜͉͕̣ͅͅ ̵̷̷̛̱̩̘̙͔̱͍̥̮͈̣̖̏̇̓̾ͩ̍̈̉͊̌͒̀ͭͩ͌͒̋̍̀B̸̴̦̮͓͕ͩ̌͛ͯͫ̿͋̑͒̀̚͟͠E͒͆͂ͬ͛͆͒̐ͣ͛̾̂͏̴̢̼̖͇͓̙
̣͖̰̥̰̮̞͉̗̻F̴̵̜͙̫̳̖̻̽ͫ̌̈́̈́ͩ̒ͮ̎ͦ̈́͐̈̓̈́Ǫ̴̴̛͙̮͈̙̰͔̪͇ͦ́̊ͩ̑̈ͧ̓̃̍ͩ̀̇̈́̀̚ͅR̂͂͛ͬͦ͆́́ͩ̈́͟
͏̹̘̰͙̼͇̝̗E̵̴̶̛̤̜̠̣͙ͥ̅ͤ̔͂̐̈͑́̂ͨͣ̓ ̷̴̛̛͙̯͈͇̼̠͎̓̍͊͌̐̋̀Ǖ̸̷̢̦̹̣̘̼̅̿͒ͯͯ̓ͦ̐̔͋͂͜͞ͅŞ͓͉̳̥͉̬͉̮̱̣̯̺̪̩̭̒ͥ̆̆͂͆̐̈͐̾̑̃́͡,̽
̴̦̥͍̬͙̻͖͔̹̪̠͈̝͚̿̾͌̾ͯ͡ ̧̼̭̭͇̻̻̮̞͓̙͎̰̰̏ͪ̾́̑̾̊̒̿̆̉ͫ͛͟͠S̵̨̙̬̱̥̗̲͙̭̹͎̤̰̩͇͌͑͂͌ͣͯ͂̓ͪ̇ͭ͊͂̉ͥ̀͟O̢ͬ̍̾ͪ́ͥ̑͂͑ͬ҉
҉̪̯͔͎̦͎̯̹̯̻̪̞̠͉̣̖̮̫̩U̽̔ͯ͑ͬ̿̽ͩ̀͒͌̎̚͢͞҉̜͕͔̣̱͓̬̘̜͉̭͔̯̦̙̭͞͝ͅL̊͊́͑ͯ̈̅̔ͬ̃ͬ̽͐́̌͛͑ͣ̀
̷͕͇͍̝̣̬̞̝͙͇̦̜̻͓͔̥̣̫ͅS̏̅ͦͮ͏҉̵̤̲͙͚̖͙̙̰͓̜̙̞̘͇͈͖̳ͅ ̶͉̜̹̰͇̹̎̽̉̊̆̓ͅO͕͖͉̟̲̥͎̻ͭ̌ͧ̄͋͛̊̆ͫͤͬ̀̄͟͝F̨̲͉̗̬̠͍̤͉̻̈́͆ͩͮ́͢ ͮ̐̉̿ͭ̏̃͒̔̽̌ͮ͜҉̪̗̪̪̘̰͚̫̙̗̻̟̞̤̫͕T̡̹̪͕̹̺͖̪̠͕̳̪̰̫̳̗̙̝̅̓̆ͫ̾̊ͮ̄̏ͮ̏̑͌̂̏ͅͅH̑̌̎̀̾̔͂̔ͥ
̨̩͓̳̣͇͛̾̄ͭ͒ͯ̆ͪͭ͝E̬̪̞̣̠̠̜̯̟̥̺͚̱̠̹͆̏̄̑̐̈͒̿͊̅̎͘͢ ̢̪͔͎̙̖͇͖̙̺̻̖̹͓̗̪̘͖͓ͦ̅͗̈ͬͤ̂̊̐́̂̈ͮ̅̎̍͋͒́̚͝D̴̅͒̿̆̃̍͑̃͋͒ͮ͊͊̀ͮ̈́̚҉̴̧̪̲͈̯̯͕̦͝ͅE̎͛̉̓
̀̐̿̇̆ͬ̄ͣͫͮ͆́͏̢̧҉̟̠̦͇̗͇͈̱̠̬̜̠Pͩͭ͗͆ͫͬͫͥ͗̍̽̓͋͒̓͛͢҉̰̣̻̝̞̯̰͇A̶ͮͦ̈́͂͛̌̔͒̈ͩͯ̀ͪ͟͏̢҉͔͎
̺̰̖̞̻̞̲ͅR̶̯̝͈̰̜̟͚͇̝̙̞͖͖̙͎̬̤̖͆͗̒͌̋̓̒ͣ͘͟͞͝T̶̛̘̬͖͈̰͍̼͚͙̮̞͇̩̥̞̩͓̼ͣ͒͊̉ͭ͐̎ͭͨ̆̌̾̃̕͠
Ȩ̰͍̭̭̫̠̖̥͎̺̗͙̰̯͙͐ͥ̈̓̈́̽͂̎̓̂ͧͦͥ̉̈́͛̽̊͡ͅD̷̺̞̼͖̫̰͔̯̝̟̩̠̬̬̔̆̿̊̆̂̆̇̃̓͋ͨ̒ͦ́̾͌͑̚͟͢ͅͅ
͍ͅ ̨̥̰̞̗͚͚͎̮͚̮̞̬͙̹͚͚͔̻̹̎ͫ̄͑ͧ̏̂ͦ̅̐̏̔ͫͩ̅ͭ̈͜͢͡B̶̷̫̰͔̪̱̭͙͗͐̅̒͛͗̅̂̄ͭ͜Ǔ͖̫̖̓ͯ͐̇ͧ̃́͢͠͝
̬͉̯̥̠͎̻̹̙͈R̴̵̟̩͇̗̠̪͈͍̯ͯ̒ͬ̔́͠͠ͅN̋̍̽͌̓̉ͨͪ̋̈́ͫ̍ͨ̔̅҉̕҉҉̖̰̤̯̹̳̭͉̭̤̭̳ ̸̵̧͓̞͙̰̜͇̺͎ͧͩ͒̔̋́̿̾ͯ̓͋̎͗̀Ȉ̶̛̛̩̖͙͈̗̻͔̱̪̺̦̼͔͍̗̞̿̊ͨ̀̓ͬ́́N̷̡͖͈͇̩̦̊̀͗̅ͣ̌ͣ̓̾ͦͯ ̵͈̥̯͇͎͉̈́ͪͪ̀ͨ͗͆̃̌̀͟͜͠O̸͎̠̙͎̙̜͙͎̼̪̹̻͊ͧͮ̽̃́͜Ǔ̷̧̨̙̰͉̭̝̠͙͙̫̪̝͉͔͔̼̓ͩ͗̎ͬͣ̿̿̒ͬ̓͛̌̒R
̨̠͔̹͍̟̖̹͔̞̺ͦ̽̀ͤͮ͗̄͋̃̊͊ͭ̇̿̔͘͞͝ͅ ̵̨̢̛̭̯̹̪̱̣̩͓̠̭̬̜̣̦̞̲̅̑ͫͬ̎̾̓̿̋̕Ǵ̵̵̣͕̼̩̦͔̮̫̺̿̓͊͗͌̓ͯͭͦ̃ͬ͑ͫ͋̈́̊ͥ̈͘͞Rͥ̍͑ͧ̈͑̈̌̓̊̿̀
̌ͬͦ̉̉̑̕͜͏̤̣̦̤̤̲͍̩͚͚̣A͈̯͖͈͙̥̣͓͈̝͙ͤ̾͋̽̈̚͜S͗͒̂̈͐͋̇͜͞҉̥̟͍̪͇̝̣P̷ͩ͐ͫ̄̚̚҉͉͚̠̯̠̭̪̣͇̱
̬̭̞.̵̫̼̜̦̻̥̜ͦ͌̎̏ͩ̈ͣ̒̓͘͟
̸ͨͬ̔ͥ̓ͥͧ͂̓̀́͞҉͚̺͔͎͇̝͔̣̝̩͉̺̰͔ͅF͍͕͚̟̦̰͚̦̘͓̖̺̮ͣ̓ͣ͐̓̎ͧ̊͘͝ͅÄ̶̤͈͉́̿ͮ́̀͠I̶ͮ̈̋̋͌́̕͟͢
̯̦̯̖̙̼̮̗̜T̸̪̫̪̝͍̲͚̠̘̩̯̮͖͆̓͂ͥ̄͜H̾ͨ͒̌̇͌̔́͏̸̺̤͓̜̮̯̲̗̜̭̟ ̸̧̘̹̯̝̫̻̗̰͌ͣ͊̄ͩͤ̏̈ͥ̐ͤ̿͂ͥͤ̈ͥ̑̓́̕ͅͅM̎̅̇ͩ͊̍̽̓͢͏̞͈̞͖̲͖̪̥̻̖͔̱͚͝Ē̔ͯ̍̋̽̅͒̉̄ͨ͛͒̀͋͋̏
̡̪̯̼̲̯͈̺͔͔̜̲̄͠ͅA̴ͨ̍͑̌̈̎̋ͪ̔̓͆̌ͥ̔̚̚҉̳͍̯͖̼̖̖̤͎͇͉̬̰̩͔̮̱N̨͙͈̜̭̲̠̜̭̻̝̝̹̦̣̋̋̆ͣ̋̽̕͜͡
͓S̡͍̰̥͎̘̯͍̫̟̜͈͙͋̍̑̐͗͊͢͠ͅ ̸̴̨͇͖̲̲̗̯̘̩̞̙̘̙̘̹̤ͧ̇ͯ̈̒͒̌̉̾͘͟N͉̙̪̰̯̠̭̩̆̇̓ͧ͗̂̒ͤ̿̀̕͘͠O̻̤̙͒ͧ͊ͬ̏̏̐͗ͭ̎͛̈́̃͟͟͝ͅT̉ͭ
̬̱͖͔̯͙̰̩̰̫̼ͥ̄̂́ͦ͒͋̅̆ͣͪ͡͝H̡̛̪̤͖̮͎̠͔͍̦̤͉̩̲̠͇̹̥̤ͪ͒́ͮ̈ͧ́Ȋͫͪ̈́̿̉̊͒͟͏͔̤̳̞̗̟͉̞̝̳̰́
͍̦N̸̟̮̭͉̯ͦ̿ͪ̓ͧͩ̐ͣ́̉̆̽̅ͬ̔͟G̨̖̖͓̘̲̩̳͇̺̝̭͔̹ͦͥͨ͛̅̎̈͠ ̴̮͈͙̼̤̮͉͇ͨ́̈ͧ͌̀̌ͪͣ͟͝͞B̵̵̢̨̬͚̩̻̠̜̗̗͔͇̱̝̠̜̫͉͙̈́͆ͪͪ̇̎̿͂͒́͌̚E̵̶̷̠͇̺͉̼̺̖̹ͩ̅̆ͫ͋͊͋͢͠
̘̞̖̟̹̙̟ͅF͓̠̠͔̱̙̻̺͙̱͈̜̠̃͐̈ͥ̂͑̆̃̄̑ͭ̈́̈́̔͑̐̕̕O̓̾̈́̄ͬ̿̄̄̈́ͦ̅ͦ̂̔ͦ̓҉͜҉̜̞̱̼͈̱̝̗̙͓͇͇̜̤͙̹
̦R̸̨͖͍̲͕̠̹̣̼̠̂̇͋̍͑̒ͣ̒̋ͧ̆ͧ̃ͨ́͠͝Ë̢̟̝͚̳́̇̈́͛̕͡ ͛ͥ͒̉ͣ̆͛͗͗̓ͦ̏̓ͩͪ̈́̑͒̚͜͏̘͍̯̹͇̤̞̳͙̰̭̮̰͢͜O̶̢̙̙̘͎̻͔̤͙ͦ̃̾͑ͩ̔̍͌U̶̶̢ͩ͋ͥͩͣ̎̀ͩͮ̅ͨ͆̂̉̽̚͢
̫͇̩̠̣͇̲͇̘̮͇͇̲̦̝Ŗ̸̘̮̯̦̗̳͖̺̻̬͉̮̹͈̲̙ͨ̐ͦ̎̒͐̐́̑̚͟͜͠ͅ ͤ̎̃͑̈́͑̓ͭ͊̀͏̝̝̖̼̖̼͔͢M̶̨̜̖̤̼̟̽̔̑̉̀̉̐ͬ̈́͂͑̐͐̋͛͊̚̕͜͞Į̵̍͗ͮ͂̑̌͗҉̱̜͕͖̮͔͜͞G̊̿̆͐ͣ͗͌͊̓
͚̦̦̮͈͈̠̰̺͔̝̤͈̤̙͙̘̥ͣ͆ͭͭ͠Ḧ̸̷̛̘͖̘̩͚͎͇̮͎̞͖̼͚̂ͬͮ̓̆Tͤ́ͮ͊ͬ҉͏̷̘̮̤͖̠͎
̧͙̞̹͚̖̜͈̣͓͔̯̯̘̲̒ͭ̏͗ͣ̋̑ͫͧ̀̽̏͂͑́ͅW̢ͦ̀ͥ̃ͪ̒̄̑ͨͩ͂̈̍̂ͫ͗̀҉҉̖̳̫̘̹̩̟̖̮E̪̪̩͉̝̹̠̒̇̔̚͢͜͠
̮̲̝͚̭̰ ̨̜̜͇̞̞̩̼̳̙͙̦̜̘̣̔̍̆̌͑ͪ̿ͣ̔̊̀Aͪͨͩ̄̑ͦ̿̈́̆͐҉̢͔̻̪̝̦̯͘͝R̷̨̀̊̓̾̿ͣ͒҉̴͇̻͚E͗̊̐̊̑̽̿̏̏͛͊̑͒
̧̣̗̫͙̥͕̯̞̬͎͕̣̺̭̤͉͒̋͢͢ ̍́ͣ̽̒̿͒̎͘͜͏̧̹͖̲̖̝͖̣̞͚̫̲̥L̵̷̩̰͖̹̲̩̯͑̓̒̐͌ͧE̸̜̰̫̯͚̳̬̘͙͙͔̖ͩͫ͛̇̌ͮ̽̋̇̈̀͂̂ͪ̔̆͞Gͥͨ̆̃
͒̔̆͂ͬ̿͒҉̵̮̹̫̦͍͇͇̙̱̭̺ͅI̋ͫͣ̄̀҉̻͕͙̪̪̟̙̗̬ͅŎ̦̳͕̩̤͎̀̊̏̇̒͌̓̎͗̀͘͢ͅN͊ͬ̎̌̆̎҉̧̣̬̭̳̬̞̀͝
͎̫͙̣̪̖
>> No. 20519
fimchan doesnt like Zalgo text
>> No. 20520
>>20508

It's very, very severe food poisoning.
>> No. 20521
H̦̱̥̜̓͊̂̊ͤĀ̞̲̔̚̚T̙̖̹͐R͚̟͈ͫ̅̉ͤ͊̌E̒ͫ̂̽̾̽D̙̹̖͓̜̟̎̈́ ̥̘̱̑̒ͪ̍͋S͚̤͌ͥ̂ͭͮͧ̿Ḙ̣͉͈̹̤̺̔͗͐̆E̝̤̺̭͖͑P̝̰͇̰S̻̮̆͋ ̌̓̌ͨ͋̓Ĩ͕̺͇̿Ń͍͕̬̼̐ ͪ̌Ŏ͚̙ͤ̿ͣ̌̌̓U̼̩̣̟̒̓̿̋R͎͔̀ͣ̑ͪ̃ ̯̲ͭ̊̑̓̅ͫ̌B͍͎̓̃ͩͮO̰̩̭͔͙ͭ́ͪ̒N̯̦͓̱͓͇̙ͧȆ̖̲̥̱̻ͣS͇͙̯͎̺̓ͨ̃ͩ̓̒
̠̮̥̰͖͔ͩ͒ͮ̏T̞̤̰̠͖͎̾̅͆͑͆̎ͅH̲̝͍̰ͮͦẸ͍ͤ͒̚ ̇̍ͫ̑B̓̆ͣ̍͒̆̚L̪̭ͣ̓̐̈́͋̓O͍̻̟̣̔O͍͙̲̞͋D̞̣͈̻̣̞͇ͣͩͥͮͧ̌ ̩̼̤͙̝̤̏͌͐ͅO̲͇̦̝̮̝ͥ̿̃ͫͧF̔̽̅̃͊͛ ̯̺̭̯̪͑̈́͌͒C͕͋̇H̬̪͖̫̔͑ͦI̥̋ͥͯͥͩ̐L̳͉͈̥͉̤̍͒̈D͓ͧ̈ͣ̌̄̂R͇̫̳͖̣̬͒̐ͩ͗̌̍ͨÈ͔̫̭͎̬͆̌͂ͯ̃ͭNͫͪ̍ͨ
̣̩̀̿ ̗͖̤̮̍͋ͮͅW͍̱̹̞̻̤ͧ͌̌͋ͧͪ̾I͍̗̬͕͉̓ͪ̀̐̚LḶͤͪͦ̌ ͇̣̱̠̹̔̊ͫ̒̅̃ͤC̟͈̺ͣͩͮO͔̠̞̮͉̹ͣͪ̒̇Ạ̼̮̬ͤ̑ͣ͊̽̾̚T͚̘̬̣͕̻̔̐ͨ̌͑̆̌ ͚͕̂̃͛̇T̝̪̘̰̳͈̾̌͋̑̊̑͑H̔̋͒̑̓E͔͂̑̀ ͦ̊S̹̖̳̞̠͆̉Ṱ̱̘̣͎̼̺̄ͦ̓Ř̬̲̞͇̘̼̒̊̓̌̎̋Ė̋̂E͗̎T̤̹͛̀ͭ͐͆͆ͮS͚̜ͬ
>> No. 20522
Gooly what a fight... my folks never miss a cue

*Checks invisible watch*

Right time too
>> No. 20523
>>20515

Oh Stop it Maniak... The Ed is a load of shit like and you know it...

IT's DA... KARI... not... DAI... KARI
>> No. 20524
>>20522

What are you talking about?

When you make even less sense than whatever the hell Anonymous is saying, that's a pretty bad sign
>> No. 20525
>>20523
The only problem I see with the ED page is that it hasn't been updated to include this forum
>> No. 20526
I just came back form evese dropping on one of my folks likee "BABY FIGHTS" it happened exactly when I thoguht ti would right when they came home form their cruise

It was actually more peaceful NOT having them around... maybe moving out won't be so bad
>> No. 20527
>>20522
which folks? Are you now imagining to have a bunch of friends who help you here beside June, who acts like a parrot?
Let me guess their names: Madame Le Flour, Sir Prancealot, Mister Turnip...

And Darvulia, would you please so nice and close the doors to R`lyeh already? I had enough to do sealing away the Old Ones last week.
>> No. 20529
>>20527

IT says My folks...

Another one of their stupid fights cuz my dad is too much of a big baby...
>> No. 20530
Ṣ̞͖̙̦̏ͅU̞͚̬̇̂͐F͚̫̥̯̒F̜̺͓͗ͮ͊͒̓E͍̪̯̗ͦ̊͒̓ͥ̚R̮̥̥̲͈͆ͧ̍ ̩͕̰͓M̘̙̟̱͖̥̊͛͑ͧ̓O͍̗͒́ͭR̬̙̮̚ͅT̺͚͖̤͕̑̒ͧ̄̌̔ͨͅA̘̱̥̱͖͋ͫ̿̈́ͤ͛L̠̫͕͎͂̇ͨ͂̄̽̄S̼͈͈͍̘̰͙
͕̼͙̹͇̈Ṱ͇̖̖̈ͧ́͒ͅH͔͔̥̭̹͇͉͆͋͂Ȇ͉͔̟̔͂͗̏ͮ̏ ̣̭̳̳̱͗̄͊͌̃ͥE̱͕̤̗̮̙̤N̜̳̳͉̹ͪ̅̔̃̅ͨD̤͙̘͇̠͇ͭ̀͋̿̽̈́ ̋̊̎ͤ́̔I̬̘̞̥̙Š̳̞ͦ̌ ̫̥̙͇͈̞N̰͔̱͚̖̩̈ͦ̾I̲̯̱͎Ĝ͂͗ͭ͛̆H͕̥͍͊
̪̙̗͎̊̿͒ͣ͛Y͎͔̲̖̞̎ͦ̋̑̋O̥̫̦̟͈̫̼͗̂̾U̜̪͎͕̗̅ͦR ̞̳̖̯͓̤̭͂̍̐ͨ̓̽̆L̤̒̂̍̂̈́͆ͬÒͤͦ͑̓̊R̭̭͉̱̦̠̩̉̿ͦ̎ͩ͆͌D͍͇͇̟͎̿͋̂ͣSͧ̄ ͈͎̪̦̦̣͎ͧA̱̤̺͖͎̲̠͒R̘͈͎̹̮̃̾̚E͙̮̳͓͖̔̒ ̺̩͓̩̳ͧͬ͂ͪͯU͔͕͍̟͇̥͎̿̋͒̅P̰͗O̥͉̒N̖͕͌̇ͤͬ̃ ̪̙̜͚Y̥͓͎̼̾Oͩ̄ͭ̅̐̃U̹̮̫͎
̰͎̬͓̦̪́̉͊F̺̺̼̠̠̜Eͥ͑͆̊͑E͔̝̖͔ͅL̗̪̾ ͈͔̖͍̝̓ͩ̇T̄͌ͮH͉̪̔̿̃̈̏E̊ͥ͐̄ͯ̿̚ ͉̝Ẇ̠̯̥̜̟̭̫R̠A̖̣̹̭͙͓͔ͨ̓ͨ̑̾ͥT͔͌͑ͯ͛Hͭͯ̎̍̅̔̅ ͮͥ̄ͤͭͮ̾OͅF̯̻̮͌͂̒͛̽̄͒ ͖ͤͭ̿̽ͤT̪͉ͦH͍̾̾̏̀ͬͯE̦ ̐̊̅ͦ̒̓Nͦͦ͛͆̈́ͧͣĖ̪̔T̫̣͎̎̂Ḥ̒͒̾͌E͔̺͎̠ͯͦ̾ͩ̆̂͐R̫̭̲̭͓̔̅ͩ ̭͈̜̗̞͒͂̇̃̚
>> No. 20531
No... more like

Mr: Big ass whining loser and Mrs: Stubborn headed parroted twit... NEither of them ever learn
>> No. 20532
>>20531

You seem to despise your parents.

Just remember if it wasn't for them, you wouldn't be around to write fanfics
>> No. 20533
Y̖͇͓̗͉̜̪̜̒e̺ͮͭͮ̊ͯ̆̃̂̂͢ā̞͚̰̮̯̻̎̊ͧͣ̏ͨ̀h̢̩̺̉̓̿͒͂ͧ̑͢ ̡̳̺̫̔̓̓͡w̶̧̻̣ͬ̅̽̊ͧ̆ͩ́̚hͯ̿̍ͤͣͦ͏҉̞̤̻̫a̠̟̙̲͈͉͚̹̠͊̎t͓͇̥ͪͦ̕͝ ͈͎͓͔̏̌͊̋̿̅͑ͣ̎i̯͍̠͈̳̳͎̥̍͑ͩ̀̊̏̑s͈̦̫̫̤ͮͨ ̎̔ͣ̉̽ͦ҉̧̫̱̙̲͎y̡̭̖͕̹̹͎͎ͫ̆ͅo̸͔̥͖͔̜̥͕͌̆͗ͩ͟͝u̦̹̦̗̙͍̬͕̭̔̾̇͒̎̀͝r̘͇̟̣̬͈̒ͅ ̷̨͖͕ͨ̉̾d̛̠̱͇͖̍͑ͅe̤̗̥̒ͤͬͤͦ̓ͯ̀̚a̷̛̮͑̿̋̆̐͢l̦̹̼͚̦̹̣ͥ̒̏ͥ͞?̴̲̗͗̚
>> No. 20534
>>20532

how you feel abut your family's a complicated thing, but I got more despise than love... well at least for my father... hey My siblings hate them both too... THEY are the reaosn my sister is moving and I'm proud of her for that it makes it easier to understand...
>> No. 20535
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20535
>>20527

I'll try... *Puts on the ElderThong* Begone, foul beings! Return to whence you came!
>> No. 20536
>>20535

Are you kidding...? That won't work they're more stubborn and thick than you think...
>> No. 20537
>>20535
N̞̱̲͓̥ͬ̄̄̈͒̚̚O͈̦ͭ̒̓O̼͊ͥ̅̽͂O̙ͣ̿̃̓͋͗͒O̙͋̓͛ͦ̑̏Ő̼͙̩̭͙̟̊ͬ̇O̠̟̭̻̬ͦͩO͉͉̼̾̎͋̿̚O͉͎̫̞Oͣ̆ͯ
͉̗̪̪̠̟̪O̝̜̗O̗͐O̾̂ͧ͂ͪͯͪO͇͍̻̰̰O̼͕̟̩̭ͫ̎̃ͪ̈̃ͮͅÕ͙͈͎͎̽ͪͩͅÔ͇̦̠͖̰̦̗̓̏͂̉̿O̝̺̼̣͉͙ͩͨ̐̚O̓
͚͔̤̟̫̰̟Ó͍̮̻ͣO̩͍̘̯̪ͫͥ̉O̯̬ͅǑ̬͉͗̌ͅO͓͙͙̳̘O͍̤̬͕͓̍ͣ̓̀O̼̙ͦͯ̀ ̼̭̟̣̭̝́ͥͤ
̤̙͖̿̍̄̈́͆Y̘͈̯̪͉͒͂̋ͥŐ̬̂̊U̫̠͚͚͍̙̯ ̱̰͔̖̘Ẃ̥̠̻̥͙I̯̜̬͓̭͙ͫ͐̔͗͒͆̐L̤̝̣͚̖̓̔̌͋̊̈́L̯̣͙̪͍̣ͣ̈́͂̈ͥͮ̑ ͚̠̼ͥͮP͖̳͔̦̼̠̱Á̺̩̩̰̯ͣY̮̊ ̤̫̱͈̞̖̯ͩF͓͉Ó͙̂̎̓̆ͦ̍O̺͉̲͍̫̤̅͐͊̔͗̅ͨL͈̠̼͚̓̅ͮ̊̒I͇̠̜͋ͫ̂̋S͎̫͍̔͊̓H̻̥ͦ͊̍ ̬̬̹̲̾̓O͈͐̌̊̉̈ͨ̑N͚͓̭͉̰̼̔̎̄̉E̙͙̲͆
̭͈͚̆͂̒ͮỸ͕̥͕͕͛͋ỎO͚͌ͮ͐ͤO̹͎̯̻ͩ̊ͥ͗U͇͈̟̻̬̟͙͂̏͒͗U̮̣͚͐̇͗͐̓̑ͥÙͤͥͫͤU͎̠̳̤ͫ͂ ͔̳̗͚ͯ̓͛̓̒̚W̫͖͙ͧ͋I̊ͫ̂ͦI̬ͯͧ͋ͤ̑̊̽Ḭ̱̈̊L̰̾ͯͦḼ̭̙̰̅ͮ̔ͥͥ̏ͭL͕͍̲̝͖̘͛ͣ̄̿Ĺ̤̩͇ ̤ͥ̒̑͋̊̋P̻̠͙ͮ̉͂̃̇ͪ͊A̠͎͈̬A̜̳͋͐̃̃͋Ä̱̹͖̒ͬ̃̃̀ͬA͎͍̟̼̤ͣ́̋̒̂ͅẎ̦̫̰ͭͭ͋̚Y̹̘͕̟̘͇͔ͩ͂̒̈́̑Yͨͯ
̓ͦY̬͚͈ͬͧ̊ͣ͋͒ͪY͓͈̬̆̃ͬͨ͑


*portal closes*
>> No. 20538
>>20536
... you did not get Darvulias joke at all, do you? sorry, but that was not related to your family issues. Rather the fact she is right now dealing with the embodiments of chaos.

Also Darvulia, I suggest you rather
"Do the Necronomicon"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfOpNOldOWU&feature=related
>> No. 20539
>>20538

Mykan. Eldritch, blaspheming madness from beyond. Pretty much the same thing.

Well, except for the violent, tentacled lust.
>> No. 20541
No I'm not
>> No. 20542
>>20539
yeah, Eldritch is pretty tame compared to mykan
>> No. 20543
No it isn't

Besides what about you? What do you consider yourselves?
>> No. 20544
This June's cousin, Tiana and you haters can go suck it
>> No. 20545
>>20544
lmao
>> No. 20546
>>20544

Hey there. Don't mean to trouble you, but it's probably a bad idea to share an email address.

Also, DO YOU THINK WE'RE IDIOTS?
>> No. 20547
I never gave my email adress
>> No. 20548
Actully... she knows you're idiots. June told me she told her Cousin about this and she wanted to join...
>> No. 20549
>>20547

Your email address is clearly visible when you move the mouse over your username. Ever wonder why your username is blue and others are green?
>> No. 20550
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 20551
>>20544
punctuation means everything when communicating online. you see in your sentance "This June's cousin, Tiana and you haters can go suck it" what you basically said is "this is June's cousin" "Tiana and you haters can go suck it" AKA you told yourself to 'suck it'.
>> No. 20552
Face it anynomus... your losing... you're give up your mocking... and your going to give it up now!

All of you!
>> No. 20553
Tiana, you made it?
>> No. 20554
>>20552

You know you have more haters than fans, right?
>> No. 20555
>>20552

http://youtu.be/ClXAaGoT5eE
>> No. 20556
>>20553

Everyone knows you and "Tiana" are the same person. We're not retarded. We can see the email address
>> No. 20557
You're going to give up your mockings... NOW!
>> No. 20558
>>20556
WE ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!
>> No. 20559
>>20557

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14
>> No. 20560
>>20557
make us
>> No. 20561
>>20557

http://youtu.be/ClXAaGoT5eE
>> No. 20562
Your mocking days are over...
>> No. 20563
>>20558

*Sees email address*

Nice try
>> No. 20564
>>20562
prove it
>> No. 20565
No, June is actually my cousin, so SUCK IT, my bitches
>> No. 20566
You're mocking days are at an end...

You are going to learn to RESPECT and tolleate differences...
>> No. 20567
>>20562

No. In fact, now I feel like mocking you more just because you said that.

HEY YOU SUCK AND YOU'LL BE FOREVER ALONE
>> No. 20568
Tollerate**
>> No. 20569
>>20567

You are going to learn respect...!
>> No. 20570
>>20565

If you're cousins, then why do you have the same email address?
>> No. 20571
>>20569

You don't deserve my respect.
>> No. 20572
>>20568

It's "tolerate", you dumbass.
>> No. 20573
>>20571

You... are going to learn respect...!
>> No. 20574
TIANA IS REAL!!!!! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR BITCHY HEADS
>> No. 20575
deliverygirl@aol

fun stuff
>> No. 20576
>>20573

You're beyond tolerance.
>> No. 20577
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 20578
>>20576

You have no tollerace, Bitch! So I'm gonna teach it to you
>> No. 20579
>>20552

It happened again. Mykan whined and felt sorry for himself and baww baww baww no-one understands me it's all hopeless nothing can ever change whine whine...

Then the moment his sympathizer(s?) arrive, he's suddenly full of himself to the point of nearly bursting.
>> No. 20580
How would you guys know my email, STALKERS?!
>> No. 20581
>>20578

By flinging profanities and saying people deserve to die while refusing to do anything about your lack of redeemable qualities?
>> No. 20582
>>20578
DO IT DO IT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU LOSER
>> No. 20583
You shut up, Slut! You're in the same boat... you're going to learn respect too and forget your mocking
>> No. 20584
>>20581

You deserve worse than death...

I'd like to know... what if I actually knew you... what would you do if I snuck form behind you and punched the back of your head...?

What would you do?
>> No. 20585
>>20580

Go on. Move your mouse over your name on the forums.

See that? The reason it's blue rather than green is because you entered your email address. Hence, people can see your email address.
>> No. 20586
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20586
>>20578
>> No. 20587
>>20586
thank you tk. that slapped me out of my rage.
have to remember the ponies
>> No. 20588
>>20583

Better watch out everyone. Mykan's gloves are off.
>> No. 20589
>>20588

Uh-Oh. Shit just got real.


You better beware Mykan. He might say "fuck"
>> No. 20590
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK6YkDGjDsI

There now you got one less PUKIE to turn to...
>> No. 20592
Hi, I'm Buddy Keith's cousin (Who is totally real), and I want to say Mykan sucks
>> No. 20593
>>20590
OH NOOOOOOOOO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy-0ZwgeSvc
>> No. 20594
No I am god damn fed up with this... what is it going to take to get you guys to wake and realize what you do is wrong?
>> No. 20595
>>20590

YOU SURE SHOWED US.
>> No. 20596
>>20594

Nothing will.
>> No. 20597
I mean what do you have agianst a guy who hates love and offline friendship?
>> No. 20598
>>20596

So you just want to keep hurting people all your life... telling them to give up and never try things again?
>> No. 20599
>>20597

You misspelled "What do you have against a guy who acts like a sanctimonious douchebag who hates when people insult me yet has no problem with telling 13 year old girls to go get raped"
>> No. 20600
She was not 13!!!!!!!!
>> No. 20601
>>20600

THAT'S what you take issue with?
>> No. 20602
And I was not aware that NOT HURTING PEOPLE and keeping away formt hem was considered a crime
>> No. 20603
She was 16
>> No. 20604
She was 16... GOT IT... 6teen!!!! That's more than old enough to be given a rape threat...

And furthermore... what would you say if someone told you that you deserve to die and people should die for liking you?

Surely that cna't go unpunished... no no no no no... She deserved what I said to her...

"I pity the poor sap who raps a hollow empty shell of uselessness like you"
>> No. 20605
June what would you have said to her?

Some of my fans agreed, although harsh... she had it coming to her
>> No. 20606
>>20604

THAT'S IT. Fuck the Buddy Keith disguise. I'm going to tell you outright: YOU DESERVE ALL THE HATE YOU GET. All of it.
>> No. 20607
Well I would say "I hope for you to go die and rot in hell."
>> No. 20608
>>20606

Oh sure... and you don't I suppose? Deserve more hate and even Physical injury...?

Face it Evan... you suck... and one day someone's going to give you more than what you deserve... a good punch int he nose so you lose your sense of smell
>> No. 20609
>>20604

Oh, no no no no. Tell me that wasn't Mykan. Tell me that was just some random troll posing as him. He did -not- say that!
>> No. 20610
>>20609

And you... hehehe... deserve to be ridiculed by all men who wouldn't spit on you if your hair was on fire
>> No. 20611
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20611
>>20604
"That's more than old enough to be given a rape threat... "
>> No. 20612
>>20610

Oh Mykan... That's just sad.
>> No. 20613
>>20612

Oh really... I think it's suitible begining for a punishment for you...

You push me... I push you right back...

Go home, girl!
>> No. 20614
>>20611

Please put some of this up on ED
>> No. 20615
>>20614

what's the matter... WITTLE BABY DICKTORIT gotta whine some more to the world cuz he didn't get his way... awwwww...
>> No. 20616
Mykan, I'm just going to give you this advice: Don't ever go outside. Don't ever think about getting a job, or try to socialize, or do anything but write your silly little revenge fics. Here on the internet, you're safe. But if you were to act like that in real life... At best, you'd just get slapped. But don't count on being so lucky.
>> No. 20617
>>20615

I wouldn't be acting like I had the high ground if I was you. You just justified scarring Lexi for life. Your "career" is basically on life support at this point
>> No. 20618
There's no such thing as luck... and I don't care...

What happens happens...

Besides you'll get slapped just the same if you act like this... so whaty don't you... forget about havign a boyfriend... forget about making money... and forget about pretting yourself up...

Cuz you must look the way you sound... like something so horrible it's indescribible...
>> No. 20619
>>20615
Your perception of how this thread is going is HILARIOUSLY skewed.
>> No. 20620
>>20615
Oh Mykan~
Throwing your little temper tantrum up on your lonely little throne.
"My Mommy and Daddy hate me!"
"I'll never know love"
face it, you're the laughing stock of the internet.
>> No. 20621
>>20619

You're editing ED with this, right?
>> No. 20622
>>20619

Just like your non-existant brain?
>> No. 20623
Darvulia, we all know that I'm the better woman, bitch
>> No. 20624
>>20621
I have the thread saved. Putting it ED comes later.
>> No. 20625
>>20623

Whatever you say June....


Or was it Tiana?
>> No. 20626
>>20621

Face it Evan... your little ED is as doomed as you are... so enjoy your last few months... oh I mean years...
>> No. 20627
>>20626

Oh? How so? What the fuck are you going to do? Annoy us to death?
>> No. 20628
>>20627

You said it. I didn't...
>> No. 20629
>>20626
Oh wait. I think I got this. You actually believe that you can cause ill fortune to fall on us by believing it will happen hard enough.
>> No. 20630
>>20628
the horror!
>> No. 20631
>>20629

Um... yeah... cause ya know what... I've seen it happen, and you know the old saying...

"If you dream about something hard enough, it could come true."

So, for once... take my advice... Watch your step.
>> No. 20632
>>20631
Bahahahahahahahaha
guys, guys,
oh my god guys
guys
i think we broke
guys
i think
guys
guys
GUYS
i think we broke him
guys
guys?
>> No. 20633
>>20631

Oh, so another lucky break that will never happen because you're too lazy to do anything about it other than cry into your Beast Boy body pillow?
>> No. 20634
Well, Mykan I'm the better woman because I'm the only woman on this forum
>> No. 20635
>>20632

PRove it ASS-nonymus
>> No. 20636
Just... oh wow.
>> No. 20637
Well, the only one with a penis, anyway.
>> No. 20638
>>20633

Keep telling yourself that, maybe someday you'll say something intelegent
>> No. 20639
>>20629

CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HAAAAAAAAAA!!!
>> No. 20640
>>20636

June speaks the truth... you ain't no woman.
>> No. 20641
>>20638

Here's an intelligent thought: You're right. You shouldn't go out and get a job or a girlfriend. You shouldn't try and make offline friends. You should try and blow off steam by making fics and vids.
>> No. 20642
>>20634
>>20637
A woman AND a penis all in one!!!
bahahahaha
>> No. 20643
>>20641

che che che... is that the best you got?

Face it Evan... you're losing your touch. Must be all that smoke in DICKTROIT I've heard about
>> No. 20644
>>20643

No. I'm telling you you're right. You don't want offline friends? Then don't. You want to try and be alone? Go ahead. You want to make your fanfics and videos? Go ahead.
>> No. 20645
>>20640

You've said that before. May I ask why?
>> No. 20646
>>20643
He's still making more bank and getting more pussy than you ever will.
>> No. 20647
>>20646

No. Mykan is right. We shouldn't try and change him into something he doesn't want to be
>> No. 20648
>>20646

He's made pussy...? No wonder he hans't long to live. He'll be dead from aids
>> No. 20649
You know, it's so cute that you think you all could impersonate me and make it believable
>> No. 20650
>>20648
Jesus fuck-mothering Christ. Do you even proof-read the garbage you type?
>> No. 20651
>>20648

Mykan, you are absolutely right. I get it now. We shouldn't be trying to change you if you don't want to be changed. You were right. I can't believe I didn't see this before
>> No. 20652
>>20648
lololololololol

Good one, Mykan!
>> No. 20653
>>20650

Why no I don't... I don't like to read. ha ha!
>> No. 20654
too bad i bleed out of my rectum on a daily basis
>> No. 20655
>>20653
"I don't like to read! Victory is mine!"
>> No. 20656
You know, this is actually a pretty auspicious day. Today, Mykan admitted that it's okay to threaten to rape someone, as long as they're sixteen or older.

(SONG: Sung by MYKAN)
(Sounds like Some High-Pitched Effeminate Teen Rocker)

MYKAN:
Life will end after school,
Predators bend all the rules.
Time to cry alone in bed.
Reliving every agony,
Things will never be the same!

They're sixteen, I'mma follow them.
Got a handgun, they don't know it's empty.
Take 'em down an alley; have some fun.

They're sixteen, life's unfair,
Shouldn't have called me a hack.
All their good times're in the past!

They're sixteen, sixteen.
All their good times're in the past!
>> No. 20657
>>20654
Hey shut up, you impersonator! That only happens sometimes!
>> No. 20658
>>20655

Oh good... your the only winner which means you get to be trampeled by the many losers who outnumber you a zillion to 1
>> No. 20659
oh Mykan, i wish you could put your infertile secret sauce in my loose arby's roast beef sandwich.
Oh please Mykan~chan me love you very long time
>> No. 20660
>>20659

Like I said... only June is the Real woman here...

*Rips offthe mask exposing the loser*

That's why I know you're not her
>> No. 20661
>>20659

Later...
>> No. 20662
>>20658

You didn't answer, Mykan. Why do you think I'm not a woman?
>> No. 20663
>>20662

Because you are clearly manlier than me...
>> No. 20664
>>20662

Becuase A: You didn't aks in the first place

And B: Becuase Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together.
>> No. 20665
You know Mykan-chan, we can do all those fun fetishy stuff you like so much. like some Fem-Dom Bondage sessions. maybe a little CBT and to finish it off we can do a little castration and penectomizing and after that we can eat them in a scat play stew.
Doesnt that sound fun my hubby-wubby-woo~
>> No. 20666
>>20663

Dakota Fanning is manlier than you.
>> No. 20667
>>20664

That didn't even make any sense, Mykan.
>> No. 20668
>>20665

Talk to me when your the REAL June
>> No. 20669
>>20667

Hmm Maybe the Real June will epxlain it better
>> No. 20670
Darvulia, Mykan doesn't think you are a woman because you act like a immature girl
>> No. 20671
also you are much too sexy for anyone like him
my god, you are even too sext for me.
oh my snatch is dripping wet from your presence.
but not as badly when i think about a euthanized Mykan chan
>> No. 20672
>>20669

It's "explain", you dumbass.
>> No. 20673
>>20669

But it's exactly that, isn't it? Clearly a -real- woman wouldn't tell you that you suck, right? In your mind, in your Teen Titans-traumatized mind, women should shut the hell up and do what they're told, shouldn't they? They should never have a will of their of and how dare they leave you, er, I mean Beast Boy! Women around you should praise you and obey your every whim, and if they don't, they're just stupid sluts who deserve to be beaten and raped anyway... Am I right?
>> No. 20674
Again this what makes you a girl
>> No. 20675
Real Women and Me are supposed ot be faithful loyal... caring... and understanding...

You not only FLUNKED from all of those... but you teach others to act like you
>> No. 20676
Men**
>> No. 20677
>>20673
All that stupid "logic" of yours gets in the way of being a REAL woman.
>> No. 20678
>>20677

Yes, I can see how you'd think that...
>> No. 20679
>>20675
you mean act like a respectable loving human being in society?
>> No. 20680
>>20678

You realize you just dissed one of your own neanderthals... that's not the Real June
>> No. 20681
>>20679

Yeah... see this is why humans are Assholes as you put it. You're only making it worse with your mocks and discouragment. You've beocme the very thing that you've mocked.
>> No. 20682
>>20680
you realize you are still stupider than shit
>> No. 20683
>>20680
Sounds about as dumb as her other posts.
>> No. 20684
>>20682

Why no I don't becuas eI don't think I'm stupid at all...
>> No. 20685
someone should go to the next anime north or whatever and sock mykan in the face.
if you video tape it i swear i will love you forever(plus the internet would love you as well)
>> No. 20686
>>20683

Face it TK... June and I are winning. All of you are starting to crack. Go ahead post on your Drink fest ED all you like it only further proves your immaturity
>> No. 20687
But oh my god, this makes Mykan so much scarier. If you combine all the comments he's made about how "icky" relationships are and how he's going to keep that promise of his he made when he was four, with how he tells girls to get raped or that they deserve to be beaten up (Or set on fire, in my case!) or worse...

We're looking at a future serial killer. The moment his parents die (and that will be soon judging from that family's habits) and he's forced to live on his own, the shock of forced change is going to push him over the edge. He'll be carving up prostitutes within a week.
>> No. 20688
Spoken like a true and lonely little tramp
>> No. 20690
my god this is so entertaining.
>> No. 20691
What say June... ready to ditch these losers?
>> No. 20692
>>20691
oh it will be our pleasure to see you off!
say goodbye everyone!
>> No. 20693
On contray ASS-Nonymus... it's pleasure ot leave you... to let you retards enjoy your last few months... er... years before you get what's coming to you.
>> No. 20694
>>20693
I will!
I look forward to my next 60+ years of happiness and joy!
>> No. 20695
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20695
>>20691

Buh-bye Mykan! Keep "winning"!
>> No. 20696
>>20693
I forgot to say why you were right. I say you shouldn't try and change because

You'd be as big of a failure doing that as you are now! Bye! No one will miss you!
>> No. 20697
well that was fun.
Good job everyone, you did wonderful. I hope to see you around.
>> No. 20698
If this is what Mykan calls a victory. I'd LOVE to see what he calls a defeat.
>> No. 20699
I'm going to miss that adorable little monkey. And by adorable little monkey I mean horrid, tantrum-throwing, misogynistic manchild. And by miss I mean pray to god that he miraculously dies before his mind snaps even more and he really does go on a killing spree.
>> No. 20702
>>20699

Ha...! That's what I wood expectorate from a LOW-DOWN, DIRT YWHORE like YOU.

Face it... your POWERLESS to stop me. You don't even now what I'm working on right now... a STORY that will put you WHORES in you're PLACe...

Hmm, mm, mm... *Gazes at June* They don't have a CLUE what's in story for them...!
>> No. 20703
>>20702
>LOW-DOWN, DIRT YWHORE

You can't talk like that to me without buying me dinner first!
>> No. 20704
>>20702
Cut that out...!

Who do you think you are pretending to be THE REAL MYKAN...?

Do you really think I'd make so many mispelings? Pah...!
>> No. 20705
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 20706
>>20705

I'll rwell you what their DEAL is...

It's a DEAL witht he DEVIL to take all their INSIDES and turn them inot SHITS
>> No. 20707
Ro jiho ke thadb 0eih Eluckado.
>> No. 20708
>>20707

FINALLY you say something I can UDERSTAND...!

Wait... How do I now your the REAL Darvulia...?
>> No. 20709
and to think I thought we were done with this.
>> No. 20981
So, Mykan run away?
Well then... any subject others want to talk here?
>> No. 20983
>>20981
Well, I'm still hoping someone wants to leave reivews of each chapter here, so I can drop them into the story itself. 28 reviews warning everyone of just how crappy the story really is.
>> No. 20985
>>20983
>>20983
Well, here is one:

My little unicorn: The result of one single person who doesn`t believe in the basic concept of "friendship" being a valuable virtue for humans, going ballistic on the My little Pony franchise, particularly "Friendship is Magic".
By trying to prove he could create something on the same level as "Friendship is magic" or even better, by using the flimsical concept of "Believing" as a sorce of power in his story, Dakari King Mykan (known for poorly writen revenge fics and stealing concets and entire movie scenes from other well known (and mostly cheap) sources) proves once and for all, that there actually exists something even bronies have a hard time to "love and tolerate". Or at least try to pretend to tolerate, seeing how his story should be rewarded with the same emotion Mykan shares for Twilight Sparkle an her friends: Spite.

But what is MLU about? The adventures of Lightning Dawn, a young colt and apprentice of the Grand Ruler, who rules over the magical land of Unicornicopia and has together with his friends to protect the land from an evil sorcerer called Titan, while also learning about the value of believing.

While the very, VERY basic concept (hero makes friends and together they have to protect the land from evil)would not be bad for an independent AU idea for a MLP story, Mykan`s overuse of stupid clichés that were even too stupid for the original MLP series (mind you, that was the show, where one antagonist was a pig witch who turned ponies into glass), lack of intriguing writing style, poorly pacing, mind fuckingly bad own ideas, unappealing characters as well as his more or less "subtle" hatred against Lauren Faust`s far superior show (on its own may FiM be mediocre in the eyes of a neutral perosn, compared to this it is Lord of the Rings) are just the first reasons that come to mind, why this story is bad.

First off, it becomes obvious that Mykan has no concept of how to create appealing characters. His characters may have all certain traits, but they lack actual personality to make them and those traits interesting. Instead of charming, Rhymey`s constant talk in rhyming lines comes out annoying as hell, Brain`s attempt at sounding british should be considered as bad jokes to all british bronies and whoever by WB thought that Speedy Gonzales was a racist mexican stereotype, would get a heartattack the moment he sees the Twins Dyno and Myte, who make me laugh because they clearly show, that the author is unfamiliar with the "Me Gusta" meme.

Lightning Dawn is a blank and boring hero, who has to learn about the magic of believing, but really does not much than falling in love with a predestined love interest called Starla (who on her own is not very interesting when compared even to Fleur De Lis from FiM) and perform final attacks to destroy the monster of the week in scenes, that remember me of Sailor Moon and her battles against monsters. The main difference being, that I felt more suspense coming up in the Senshis`s battles, then I ever did in this story. But I digress.

Lightning has no real character development at all, seeing how he just mindlessly does the "right" thing, which is destroying monsters by the power of believing. The nature of the "magic of believing" by the way never gets explored at all, making us as readers wonder, in what Lightning now actually believes. The Heart of Cards? The One Piece? Jesus?

Speaking of Jesus, let`s not forget the Grand Ruler aka. Celesto. Mykan`s self insert, born from his crush and hatred towards Celestia, who Mykan considers unique just for the fact, he has three golden horns and golden wings. Like with his other characters, Mykan does not realize that a personality makes a character really interesting and so he tries to build up an "interesting" god sue, by giving his Grand Rulers powers beyond what Celestia has to the point, he created the entire kingdom and is responsible for everything, so that his unicorns (or alicorn expys, seeing how a unicorn should not also have wings) are in a constant state of happiness.

Which is the main reason why this fanfic sucks: The world of Uniconicopia itself lacks "conflict". By that I don`t mean the actual battle against Titan (a villain who together with his henchmen makes even the worst Power Ranger villain look like Kefka from FF VI), but just the general lack of conflict, born out of personal interaction with the characters. Characters in that story are never sad, except the plot demands it and most characters seem to have the mind set of an overly protected child. Which makes the author`s statement that his characters are actually fierce and brave warriors, ridiculous. After all, who knows "warriors" who sing songs from sows as Barney or Strawberry Shortcake? Considering that Mykan tries to be butcher than FiM (a show with songs like "Giggle at the Ghostly) , this just adds a special flavour of fail to the entire thing.

The true peak of fail is only reached, when the author, who says in the beginning he does not want under any circumstances to have something to do with FiM, actually gives an origin to his Grand Ruler, that is directly related to Celestia and actually devotes the last eight chapters of this garbage to a crossover with FiM, where Twilight and her friends turn faster into damsels in distress, than the Flim Flam Brothers machine could make apple cider. Nightmare Moon and Discord turn during all this into one dimensional henchmen, that get easily defeated like monsters from Power Rangers, adding another proof to the fact that the author is less imaginative than the Irate Gamer.

As a result of all that, major mind numbling decisions (like that the characters are anthropomorphic or wear cloths, because the author does notlike imagining characters nakes, or a lack of descriptions regarding the appearance of a monster) become minor flaws you could easily forgive.

Or, to make it short: This fanfic makes Cupcakes lok good, alone for the fact, that it created a sort of emotional reaction out of me, beside boredom.
>> No. 20991
>>20985
Fantastic, I'll drop it in there asap.

If anyone else wants to drop a review, there's plenty of room there, what with 28 chapters of this garbage.
>> No. 20992
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20992
Also, just to show Mykan a bit how to perhaps make a bit more interesting character, my personal idea for the "main character" of this little unicorn garbage. (or rather the "Pullanus chronicles" Thing I mentioned somewhere else)

Silver Lightning
In another post I mentioned that in my idea, there exists also a fourth species of ponies, called by the general population as "elicorns" (mix up of expy and alicorn). They were through magic genetically altered unicorns or pegasi created by Titan himself in his attempt of creating "unity", but the result was a subspecies of ponies that later on was looked upon badly.
Silver is a direct decendant from one of Titan`s elite commanders, but over the course of the last 600 years, the influence of the elicorns genes became less and less, with his grandmother from side of his mother having been the last elicorn before him. His mother having been a general unicorn, worked as a healer and his father was an earth pony, working on a plantage until he met one day Silver`s mother. After his birth, the family had to leave his village, seeing how there was a lot of prejudice against elicorns (steaming from the village having been the target of an elicorn revolution 400 years ago) and the family basically lived on the street in a travelling car. At the age of 13 he loses his parents in a landslide, his mother using the Tueri in order to save her son, who afterwards walked aimlessly through the wild, traumatized by the events he saw. Days later he was found by a group of con artists/gypsies (please don`t take that term as racist now) who decided to take the young amnesic colt. The leader of the group, an elicorn himself, would Lightning, who was rather weak when it comes to the use of magic, but was therefore a fast and talented flyer, teach a few things over life, especially bits of magic (like telekinesis) and a spell that would allow him to change his appearance, so that people would either see his horn or his wings, therefore not condamning him as an elicorn. Silver lived with the group for four years, learning how to survive on the streets and leaving, after a latest scheme lead to the capture of one of the groups men and the group members going separate ways. Two years afterwards (in which he travelled through Pullanus and surviving by taking different jobs in different towns, but mostly leaving them before someone found out he really was an elicorn) he tries to trick "Abra and Terri" (my perosnal reimagening of Abra Kadabra and Rhymey) on a land road to give him a few bits, imitating a royal soldier. But Abra sees trough the fraud and a little fight ensues, in which Silver damages part of their traveling car, before being knocked out. When he wakes up again, he finds himself in the car, heading for the capital of Pullanus, where Terri and Abra want to perform for a big celebration. Silver is through a spell now bound to Abra, who wants to let Silve ronly go, if he helps them to get enough money, so they can repair the car. Otherwise, he will give him to some real soldiers. Silver obliges and that basically starts of his part in the actual story.

As for his character development and personality, here what I have in mind:
As a result of his past, he is a rather sarcastic being, thinking that he was born cursed because of his elicorn status and he does not lighten up that easily to others. That doesn`t mean he can`t see good in others, it is rather so that he wants to be rather alone cause he does not see what is so important about hanging out with others and making friends, if sooner or later ponies will go separate ways in life. (an attitude, mostly born from the fact the first ponies who took him in after he wandered alone through the woods, one day went their own ways and he thinks, that whoever he was before that, was probably also abandoned, considering his nature)
Nonetheless, he develops over the course of the story, becomes more open minded and thanks to the friends and allies he makes over the course of the entire story, he comes to peace with the world and his past, which also results in him accepting the fact, that he has the power to actually stand a chance against Titan himself. A villain he faces of not because the "Grand Retard" says so form the start, but because as soon as it turns out, that he actually can dip into the Tueri (as it turns out, a last gift his mother gave him before she passed away), it becomes clear he is one of the few beings on the lanet left, that could actually mobilize the force necessary, to stop the new enemy. He himself is not even that thrilled about the idea to get an aprenticeship by the king himself, which also includes military training.

So... yeah, talked a lot about an idea, probably as dumb as stuff by Mykan.
>> No. 21034
>>20992

I don't understand why you went to the trouble of doing that. You don't see me re-writing The Sailor Moon Legend of Zelda, do you? I mean, yeah, you can write one of Mykan's half-baked concepts better than he can. Whoo.
>> No. 21037
>>21034
The most obvious reason: Making Mykan angry by basically turning his entire idea into something else. Granted, I could achieve the same by just gender bending and then killing of his characters Machete style, but that is a bit too obvious for me.

In general, I am also someone who thinks that a lot of bad ideas could actually be turned into something "better", even if the endresult is almost as half baked. As a result, I like to work out alternatives of certain badfics.
Yeah, sue me. I know it is pointless, but I also think it is harmless compared to the garbage Mykan has as motivation to write stories.
>> No. 21059
>>20992

Uhm, how to put this. I don't want to seem rude, but... You've polished shit to a high sheen, but you're still working with shit.
>> No. 21068
i would say it's more like he reconstituted it into an overall better quality product.
so instead of deep fried shit patties we now have a lovely sack of manure that has a chance to fertilize a much better story/flower.
>> No. 21070
>>21068

How... poetic. (O_o) But yeah. Maniak is a good writer, but the taint of Mykan is difficult to erase.

.....

Sorry for using "taint" and "Mykan" in the same sentence...
>> No. 21086
>>21070
Hey, I know wat you mean. *laughs*
I am also just messing around with this idea in my free time. You want to know how much "time" I spend perhaps on thinking this shit up? 15 minutes a week or so.

It is still shit (especially thanks to Mykan and the fact that whatever someone would do, it would always be associated with the thing gayer than G3)

Speaking of Mykan, June Byer wrote me in a PM that they are plotting already their comeback here.
....
Cue to the following:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCpdDS3L2xs
>> No. 21088
>>21086

Mykan 2: Electric Boogaloo
>> No. 21102
>>21086
and when his stupidity blocks out the sun, then we will troll in the shade
>> No. 21110
>>21086

Looked at the JuneByers account on FF.Net, and I have reason to suspect she is a sockpuppet for Mykan
>> No. 21117
>>21110

Suspiciously empty profile for someone so outspoken...
>> No. 21126
>>21117

There should at least be a blurb asking the reader what their deal is.
>> No. 21129
>>21126
Yeah what is her deal?
>> No. 21133
>>21126
>>21129
i loled
>> No. 21139
What's up, my beotches?
>> No. 21142
File 132816432732-deal.jpg - (296.92KB , 824x1200 , deal.jpg )
21142
>> No. 21150
>>21110
Nah. Mykan is too stupid to know what a sock puppet account is. Heck, would be interesting if it turns out, he doesn`t even know, what a sock puppet is. *laughs*

>>21139
So, what does someone with the same name as a Disney princess here? Oh let me guess, you are June`s cousin, aren`t you?
You should be aware, that you are now screwed. Mykan is now going to put his imaginary dick of whinning in your ear and fuck your mind with how despicable changes are.
>> No. 21151
>>21150

On the other hand, June seemed to take -everything- at face value, just like Mykan. Didn't seem to understand sarcasm either.
>> No. 21152
Hey Mykan, if you come back and read this, I have a question: Are you feeling proud? Are you feeling proud for having inspired this piece of garbage you sack of shit?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7798024/1/My_Little_Unicorn_Kimmis_Story

I mean yeha, did not think it is possible, but someone wrote something more stupid than you did.
Feel proud my dear Canadian idiot. Anime North this year will be hell for you.
>> No. 21156
>>21152

That's just depressing. That's just depressing...
>> No. 21159
>>21152

I was just about to post that, but you beat me to it.

Anyways, FFNet derped the title, but watch as my mediocre writing tries to write a fic loosely based off of the >>18571 idea:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7798122/1/Success_and_Envy

(Edited repost: I mistakenly got the identity of the person who posted that idea wrong, and have now changed the FFNet and FiMFic(not approved yet) files to reflect that.)
>> No. 21160
>>21152

This has now been added to the end of the MiB MST. >>18333
>> No. 21161
>>21159

Oooo! That was my story idea. Now I feel all embarrassed. (^_^);; I look forward to reading more!

Incidentally, I love how the "hatefics" aren't just endlessly making fun of Mykan (though that would have been fun too) but deconstructing and utterly improving upon his story...
>> No. 21162
>>21161
Even a fanfic in which Brain is so stupid and creates the cube form Hellraiser and brings Pinhead and Co to Unicornicopia, would be an improvement.

heck, here another alternate idea:

A fanfic where it turns out, the entire thing is a giant concept idea for a new series/scam by someone on Hasbro to ruin the "My little pony" franchise cause he can`t stand, that all his friends have become bronies. The person responsible? Mykan Woodsworth, or whatever Mykan`s OC in his 7teen fanfics is called again.
>> No. 21175
Hey Maniak?
Feel proud that you're such a moron that you can't reconize a good story if it slapped you smack across the back of the head? Or Do you Feel proud about the fact that you're so slow that you can't even spell Maniac?
>> No. 21178
>>21175
If it slapped him on the back of the head, he probably wouldn't be inclined to like it.

So are you the kind of person who sends angry letters to Ed Boon, telling him Kombat is spelled with a "c"?

Also, it's "recognize", you dumbass.
>> No. 21186
Yah, It's called a typo. Look it up.
>> No. 21187
>>21175
>Or Do you Feel proud

Random capitalization... Now where have I seen that before?
>> No. 21188
I don't know- Where have you seen that before?
>> No. 21189
>>21187
Nah, not enough ellipses.
>> No. 21190
>>21189

So just some other grammatically challenged retard then.
>> No. 21192
>>21188
Hai there, Mykan
>> No. 21193
>>21188
looks like the same ADD like mykan
>> No. 21194
If there's one person I'm not, Its Mykan. Im just an ordinary girl.
>> No. 21195
If there's one person I'm not, Its Mykan. Im just an ordinary girl. And I am NOT Retarted!
>> No. 21196
>>21195
I assume you are about to defend Mykan, so uh.. Why defend what is clearly a reprehensible man?
>> No. 21197
>>21195

Retarted: Participle

1. Having had tartness re-inserted into (after having lost it; ex. "He retarted the raspberries to preserve their authentic flavor.")
>> No. 21198
>>21195
That's great. Now is there a reason you came here besides making poorly written criticisms of others' spelling?
>> No. 21200
I'm ba-ak!!!!
>> No. 21201
Did I hear something?
>> No. 21202
Okay, First Off, I am NOT Mykan. Im just an ordinary girl. And Second, I am NOT Retarted!
>> No. 21203
>>21202
... You're just another username for June, aren't you?
>> No. 21204
Okay, First Off, I am NOT Mykan. Im just an ordinary girl. And Second, I am NOT Retarted!
>> No. 21205
Okay, First Off, I am NOT Mykan. Im just an ordinary girl. And Second, I am NOT Retarted!
>> No. 21206
Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 21207
I think I heard something, but I guess I heard nothing
>> No. 21208
CB, I know you aren't fake, it is not rocket science
>> No. 21210
Oh. There's that migraine again.
>> No. 21211
Whoa, if it isn't little miss bitch?!
>> No. 21212
>>21210
What migraine? I don't see any migraines around.
>> No. 21213
Oh hey, June. Still curious as to what our deal is?
>> No. 21214
Yea because you never gave me a proper answer
>> No. 21216
Before this thread, I was an atheist. Now I believe, and I'm a misotheist.
>> No. 21217
>>21214
My deal is 50% off any Valve Software game.
>> No. 21219
>>21217
Mine is a year's supply of OxyClean for $19.99.
>> No. 21221
Mine is buy a full-year subscription to any of the magazines listed in the catalog and get not just one, but two extra issues for free! Offer valid through Q1 2012. Call now!
>> No. 21222
If you purchase a year subscription of World of warcraft you get a special in game mount, Tyrael's charger, Diablo 3 (for free), and access to World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandarea Beta.
It's a great deal!
>> No. 21225
Hey people, guess what: Mykan couldn`T deal witht eh fact people gave him bad reviews, so he deleted the story and put it up again without the comments.

Yeah, so much for taking criticism Dakari King Manchildren. But what should I expect from a borderline pedophile who imagines to blow up the bachelor party of his cousin.
>> No. 21226
>>21225

But they didn't understand his GENIUS!
>> No. 21229
just add the comments again
>> No. 21233
Reviewed with this, he blocked me. Got an online friend to post it on the reupload:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vNjuEmk4eeEdNJr76t8VrqUQlu2T5hfpcZhY2SS1eDw/edit?hl=en_US
>> No. 21237
Mykan, if you happen to read this, why not just show us for yourself how talented you are? You said you can act, sing, do ventriloquism, etc., so why not make videos of yourself doing those things and put them on youtube? If you showcase your skills and they're as good as you say they are, I imagine plenty of your fans will defend you because of it.
>> No. 21238
>>21237
as far as I know he wouldn`t do it because he is afraid the FBI or something like that gets him the moment he shows his face on camera.
>> No. 21239
By the way, Maniak, you said "borderline pedophile" earlier. Care to elaborate?
>> No. 21240
>>21239
Let me put it up like this: The guy has by now created a lot of fictional characters/self inserts, some of which get shipped with underaged characters. He has cartoon crushes on characters that are way beyond his age (Raven form TT is one, also some pseudo corpse, making him also necrophile in my opinion) he makes constant sex jokes about Terra and BB (joke in his story -at least he sees it as a joke- is that they always fuck like animals) and he has been at least once in some sort of trouble because he performed a ventriloquist act in front of children in some mall.
I see at least some sort of hints there. The fact in one fanfic he considered it a "good" plotidea that someone gets children to run away from their parents, so he can bring them back to them and earn some reward therefore.
Yeah, there is accidental innuendo and then there is borderline retardation with hints of some really disturbing dark personality aspects.
>> No. 21241
>>21240

Oh, I see. Oh yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Mykan is too obsessed with sex, especially the more rage-filled variants, for his claims of asexuality to hold any water.
>> No. 21242
>>21241
by the way, just relaized the typo. I mena under his age, not beyond. The other way around, he would be a cake eater.
Then again, he gets sparkles in the eyes, when he sees Celestia and she is over 1000 years old.

But I digress.
The problem with his fiction is, it gives way too much insight in his mind than is good. Believe me, I myself have some rather dark fanfiction ideas. But I can distinguish between the ideas and what I really want. Mykan himself has often talked about his desire to settle scores with those who wronged him and seeing how he writes fanfics where schools get blown up, other members of the TT get tortured and some revenge fics, I get the feeling there is a lot of things wrong with him.

Ah well. So, Ringmaster seems to realize your throw away idea of the GR being basically big brother and some characters being tortured.
I so can`t wait to see the endresult when the story is finished. *laughs*

In the meantime, I will try and mock some other posts by Mykan. Who shall then mock it? The CMC?

CMC: Cutie Mark Crusaders, Badfic Mockers!
>> No. 21243
>>21242

Yeah. If I would use one word to describe Mykan, it's "repressed". So much lust and rage in his mind. He's frightening. One day, he's going to explode, and it will end in tragedy.

>Cutie Mark Crusaders, Badfic Mockers!

Completely impossible not to read it in their voices...
>> No. 21244
*Sighs*

You want me back fine I'm here...
>> No. 21246
>>21244

Get AWAY, imPOORster! We don't NEED you anymore!
>> No. 21247
Sure I will, when you and everyone leave me and my fics and fans alone
>> No. 21249
>>21247

Ha...! as IF!

You LEFTOVER LOSERS woukd nver stoop to EVER do such a THING!
>> No. 21250
>>21244
>>21247
Stop imitating Mykan. It's not funny anymore.
>> No. 21251
Oh look who is back....ME!

So yeah, I have seen that Mickey seems now to play "Big Brother" on his fanfics (proving once more he can`t take criticism but is a flamer himself) , he blocks my pms and the one fan of his who wrote now a fanfic with her own winged unicorn deleted it, after I talked to her. Yeah... try now to help her create her own ponysona that actually works. Have hope she may be listening, cause she does at least not act as stubborn as Mickey.
>> No. 21252
At least I'm not as stubborn as you kids
>> No. 21253
>>21252
Be gone, imposter of mine!
How dare you to use the name of thy King ofall Dakaris, the most powerful and awesome of pairings in the Digimon fandom?
I will vanquish you in the name of all that is holy, by the power of BELIEVE!!!!!
>> No. 21254
I rest my case, I'm not only less stubborn, but apparently smarter in the field than the lot of you
>> No. 21255
>>21254
Really? Then epxlain to me imposter, what is the capital of Brasil?
Who is Milleniummon?
Who created Beastboy?
Only a true Dakari King is able to answer those questions!
>> No. 21256
>>21255

Sorry, but I don't fall for trick questions, unlike some people like you.

Answer me this: Even if I really wanted to blow up a bachelor party (Which I don't) How would that hurt my cousin?
>> No. 21261
>>21256
I rest my case. You just proved to be not the real Dakari King. You are just one of those disgusting trolls, trying to lurk on my success. Be gone, before I make with you the same I did to the Takaris.
>> No. 21262
Since when does an imposter like you have sucess? If you're really the real Mykan, then tell me... What is your next episode of 7teen going to be?
>> No. 21263
Oh that i easy to answer. I will write about the cast endulging in the wonderful world of RPG playing thanks to videogames like World of Warcraft.
And after that, I will continue with the force of hatred, where Robin will finally get what he deserves when I kill him!
>> No. 21264
That is in correct and proves that you're not the real Me, and are doing a poor impersonation of me. The World of Warfare is not my next 7teen fic, I can't make that one yet it's not time.
>> No. 21265
How dare you! I am the real you. You are just the figment of my subconcious, born form the fact, that I hate my own father!

I will come to your home and rape you with my stick!
>> No. 21266
Keep telling yourself that, that's not the way the real me behaves.
>> No. 21267
I have to say, the REAL Dakari King acts way more funny than you would, Mickey. At leats someone who bring su the fun in this thread.
>> No. 21268
Maniak, writing is a serious business, not a funny one. When I write I need to think hard, and fast. Not funny or humorous, especailly when I need to make new things. I already tried thinking up new ideas for my unicorns, but its just no use. They're much better off the way they are.
>> No. 21269
Besides, you don't think much yourself
>> No. 21270
>>21268
Oh shut it baby. You know what would help you get new ideas? watch new shows or play new games to rip off.
>> No. 21272
>>21270

Like I said, you don't think. At least my way is something compared to your, what is it, nothing
>> No. 21273
Just as a fast question, not thinking? Considering the last few things I suggested for a rewrite, I think I ut more thought in your teletubby fantasy world than you would ever had. Also, considering your way means, that you live forever with your parentss, I say I would even be better of joining Scientology.
>> No. 21274
>>21273

Like I said, yet again, that is not thinking. You're as lame as that ex-boyfriend on Snow Day, and you're pedophile theory makes you more stupid.
>> No. 21275
>>21274
Nice reference no one with a life gets. Here, let me give you an examle for a real reference: You ir, are the canadian Chris Chan. Only tht instead of fdrinking your own jizz, you hit on little kids with your puppets.
>> No. 21276
>>21275

Keep telling yourself that, and while your at it, get your facts straight. You don't think
>> No. 21277
>>21276

You'd better use your finishing move, Mykan.

"DAKARI-KING CORKSCREW KICK!"
>> No. 21278
>>21277

Aprently Maniak's not the only one who needs to get facts straight.
>> No. 21279
>>21278
Hey, at least I am straight and don`t walk in a cosplay that makes me look like the queen of fairies.

Also, is "you cn`t think" now all you can think up? Oh the irony.
>> No. 21281
>>21279

Ah huh... whatever. And last time I checked, you were crooked.
>> No. 21282
So is "You don't think" the new "Yeah what is your deal"?
>> No. 21286
I think this is relevant...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXBho8iK7h0&feature=related
>> No. 21287
>>21281

BOO! GET OFF THE STAGE
>> No. 21289
>>21287

Uh... I think not
>> No. 21290
>>21289
Wait, I thought it was Maniak who didn't think. I guess you don't either.
>> No. 21291
>>21290

Care to prove it?
>> No. 21293
>>21291
My joke going completely over your head, for one.

Now is there a reason you've come back besides attempting to bore us to death?
>> No. 21294
>>21293

You were trying to hard, that's why
>> No. 21296
Really, Mykan? You're resorting to outright censorship now, by reposting your entire fic every time someone posts a negative review of it? That's just low.
>> No. 21297
>>21296

And I suppose what you do isn't even lower?
>> No. 21298
>>21297

You're just censoring everything you don't want to hear... JUST LIKE I WAS SAYING YOU DO!
>> No. 21300
Oh look it's the forum freaks. (not you Mykan)
>> No. 21301
I think I heard something...
>> No. 21302
Yes, I heard something too, it's the sound of Mykan and me's victory.
>> No. 21303
>>21301
You're talking crazy. There's no one here.
>> No. 21304
>>21303

No, there's us, there's some idiot, but I thought I heard something else
>> No. 21305
>>21304

Oh so you finally agree you're an idiot and that you don't think hard enough when it comes to fiction. Just as I knew it
>> No. 21306
>>21304
Did it sound like it was asking what your deal was?
>> No. 21307
Be quiet, I'm trying to watch The Boondocks.
>> No. 21308
>>21297

Writing a deconstruction fic with your characters isn't anywhere near as bad as you censoring everyone with a different opinion than you. On the internet, we have a term for that. It's called SOPA.
>> No. 21309
>>21306

How did you know? They also mentioned a show that they probably take at face value
>> No. 21310
The Boondocks is the best show ever, bitches
>> No. 21311
>>21308

Actually, it is, and that's not the only thing you, other than not think hard enough.
>> No. 21313
>>21311

Oh, yeah, there was the whole "started the MST" thing. And that review I posted on your fic that you quickly censored.

Listen, Mykan. I'm going to work as hard on that fic as possible. What I posted was only my first draft. Once I get 3,000 words of it done, I'm going to edit the hell out of it until I eventually get it posted on Equestria Daily, where MANY more bronies can see it.

Are you seriously going to try to censor all of them?
>> No. 21314
Listen up, haters, this is me and Mykan's turf so are you either gonna get down or lay down?
>> No. 21315
>>21313

Why shouldn't I? apart form you breaking FF's rules, what you post is highly offensive, threatening, and above all else, is not a very nice thing to view, so I repeat, why shouldn't I.

Why don't you just make it easier and LEAVE MY FIC ALONE!!
>> No. 21316
>>21315

You just hate it because the reviews don't kiss your ass

Also, I thought I heard someone claiming it was your turf. No it isn't.
>> No. 21317
Mykan tree are only two options for them. They can either get down or lay down.
>> No. 21318
>>21316

See what I mean, Evan.. You don't think. I do not need to wake ofensive. You get it. You need to start looking beyond, besides just with just your own personal veiw. There are other reasons why the unicorns wear cloths, you know. You reather you don't know becuase you only assume its to stop nudity.
>> No. 21319
I don't not need to wake up and see something offensive***
>> No. 21320
>>21318

You think all negative criticism is offensive.
>> No. 21321
>>21317
Mykan's not a tree, silly.
>> No. 21322
>>21320

Well, what else would it be?

FACT: My unicorns where cloths to not only appear different, but, because they are warriors, and warriors are usually garbed in armor, tunics, or other forms of heroic dressware
>> No. 21323
>>21322
I CALLED IT.

Mykan hates anything that isn't completely positive. So be sure to ignore any and all of the horribleness and be sure to call every one of his fanfics and videos "the greatest thing ever" because if you dare to say anything other than overly positive superlatives, Mykan will call you a meanie, you meanie.
>> No. 21324
>>21323

Evan, You're missing the point. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything. I didn't tell you to like my stuff, but if you hate it, there is no need to act liek a totally moronic shithead the way you do
>> No. 21325
Even before you start, don't even think about pullign the old "Takari... BBRae... FIM sucks" on me. I was taught this becuase you people and those before you never learned. You made the mess, and one day you ARE going to clean it up
>> No. 21326
>>21324

That's right people! If you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything. Oh? You say that that Fred Phelps guy is being a dick and telling everyone that everyone but he and his family will burn forever in hell? Oh, can't say anything about him because we have nothing nice. Oh, can't talk about that Adolf Hitler guy. We have nothing nice to say about him!
>> No. 21327
>>21326

That's another thing? Why do you keep making such ridiculous comparisons when you know fully well that isn't true? Why do you only assume the first thing that comes into your head?
>> No. 21328
>>21327

I'm just doing my Dakari-King Mykan impression
>> No. 21329
>>21327
why do you?

fuckhead
>> No. 21330
>>21328

No you don't you're not acting a thing like me.

...

You are honestly the most immature story ( if I can use that word ) writer on the Internet. Not only do you write something like this and actually believe it to be even remotely good, but you delete every negative review you get. Not 5 hours ago I read a review of this story by the ones who are currently rigging the hell out of this thing. It outlined every bad thing about, which mind you, is a lot. I have no doubt this review will be deleted, but I'm glad to be able to speak my mind and call you out as the douche you are first. So go ahead, keep deleting the reviews that actually make sense. I hope you enjoy that one positive review, it's all you get and far more than you'll ever deserve.

...

Now that is very highly offensive, non-contructive, and rule violating comment. I'd rather it be deleted than have to look at it every day.
>> No. 21331
>>21329

I just told you, becuase of you guys, you taught me to do this and so did other people. So there
>> No. 21332
>>21330

Yeah, but when people made legitimate criticisms, you deleted your story and reposted it
>> No. 21333
>>21330
You deleted a review that called you out for deleting reviews. Fantastic plan.
>> No. 21334
>>21330
it's not your job to judge you fucknut, if it was rule breaking let an admin worry about it douche nozzle. deleting something because you think it's offensive is fucking retarded. maybe i should burn down grocery stores because killing animals for food is offensive.
shitface
>> No. 21335
>>21332

*Shakes head No* What you posted was NOT critisim at all. You were MTSING... which is agianst FF's rules, you were also threatening me (Agianst the rules) trying to turn other people agianst me, give away personal, and innacurate information.

Why would I want to look at something liek that everyday, or know it even exists? Tell me...
>> No. 21336
>>21335

"You're trying to turn people away"

Oh, we're sorry for actually REVIEWING THE FUCKING STORY! What do you think a review is for? Stroking your ego?
>> No. 21337
>>21334

Keep telling yourself that
>> No. 21338
>>21336

A review... is something that's supposed to express what you liked about the fic or didn't quite like about (But still be civil)

You are not supposed to mock, berate, MST, threaten, or any of the other things you always do.

Reviews are for REVIEWS... not slandererous immaturity
>> No. 21339
>>21335

First of all, that super-long review I posted was not an MST. I did separately link the MST in a different review(as there's nothing in FFNet's guidelines against that, as I'm not posting the MST as its own story), but that long review was not a MST, nor did it threaten you directly.
>> No. 21340
>>21339

Nope. It is against the ACTUAL RULES. They do not tollerate those kinds of views and neither do I.

I did what I did in my fic for reasons other than personal gain
>> No. 21341
>>21340

You hate anything that doesn't say "BEST STORY EVER" or "THIS IS AWESOME" or "Nicely done, my Canadian friend". Anything not completely positive and you delete your fanfics and then repost them.

How about you do the part where you delete your fanfics and then don't do the part where you reupload them?
>> No. 21342
>>21341

Actually what I hate is people who act like you. So I delete their offensive flames.

And why should I delete all my fics? Becuase you hate them? I don't think so.
>> No. 21343
>>21342
And by offensive flames, you mean "things that don't kiss your ass".
>> No. 21344
>>21343

Why should I keep them... they serve no use... they aren't helpful...

Honestly, you want Sarcasm in MLP? Way wrong thing to do.
>> No. 21346
>>21344

So "Best Fanfic Ever" and "AWSOME IT WAS AWSOME" are helpful reviews, is what you're saying.
>> No. 21347
>>21344
the amount of stupidity in you is cataclysmic. gods help us all if you ever actually influence anyone more than the mentally deficient.
>> No. 21348
>>21347

Anyone that he influences is mentally deficient by default.
>> No. 21349
No I am not. I'm saying if your going to say you don't like it, at least give me better encouragement, or ask questions and stuff, but don't swear or make a fuss.
>> No. 21350
>>21347

What's so stupid about unicorns wearing cloths like true warriors?
>> No. 21352
Mykan, need I remind you that it was your poor reaction to criticism that started all this in the first place. If you never acted like a little bitch when Al left his original review on SMLoZ, he never would have started his MST of it. Thus, there would have been no other mocks, no Youtube Poops, no anything.

Maybe, just MAYBE, you should stop and think about that for just one brief second when you see someone not kiss your pale, hairy ass in the review section of your latest story.
>> No. 21353
>>21349

You have never responded reasonably to any negative criticism, whether it was said nicely or rudely. I bet I could make a review that falls under your guidelines, and you'll STILL act like a whiny twat about it.
>> No. 21354
>>21353

Or you could do the better thing and learn to understand instead of being such a brat all the time.

Warrior wear cloths... right? So what are you complaining about?
>> No. 21355
>>21350
you see, i dont classify your abominations as 'unicorns' sure they may be equine, but you clearly stated they have wings, are anthropomorphic and have barcodes on their asses. Animals do not need clothing, they have a natural suit, (that's why its called a COAT).

here is an idea. how about you remove ANY AND ALL references and relationships to MLP:FiM. Change all your characters so they aren't those abominations, At no point have them meat the mane 6. instead make another one of your normal fanics, and LEAVE US THE HELL ALONE.
We DON'T want you here, can you not see that?
and the faster you leave us alone, the faster the brony population will leave you alone.
>> No. 21356
>>21354

Oh, trust me, you stupid little shit. The unicorns wearing clothes is not even close to the worst problem with your fanfic. It doesn't even register as a problem. The problem is pretty much everything else: The horrible music, the flat characters, the boring plots, the childish villains, the Gary Stus, the lame attacks, the nuclear hatred for MLP, the censoring of negative reviews, annoying rhymes via that stupid fucking Rhymey, the insipid platitude-laden morals that have already been taught in virtually every other show ever, the plagarism, the sexism, the Mexican stereotypes, the stupid villains, the spelling errors, the contrived piddly asscrack attempts at jokes, the ignorant stilted dialogue that even Hideaki Anno would find wooden, inserting your hater into a fanfic trying to defame them, the Deus Ex Machinas, the blatant slapping of logic to the face, the incoherent author's notes... THERE IS NOTHING POSITIVE TO SAY ABOUT MY LITTLE UNICORN: MAGIC IS BELIEVING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! YOU HAVE NO CONTENT THAT MAKES IT WORTH READING! IT IS A PIECE OF SHIT AND THAT IS FROM AN OBJECTIVE STANDPOINT! ANYONE WHO LIKES IT IS A MORON! THIS IS FACT! YOU. SUCK.
>> No. 21357
>>21355

Okay first of all, the numbers are on the armors, not their bodies.

Secondsly... Teh Equestrians wear clothing at times... THINK WILL YA!!

And finally... no you won't. Don't lie to me. You'll just go at me no matter what fic I make, and nothing doing with my MLU... it stays as it is, naybe I can reshape it a bit but the plot stays the same. Besides... why should I write it the way you want it?
>> No. 21358
>>21355
continuing just a bit more.
if your 'unicorns' were a 'warrior' race, then why do they wear just clothing? Why not ARMOR? why do they wear sundresses and t-shirts or whatever the hell you have them wearing because i can not be bothered to read any of your shit.
And then why are they a 'warrior' race if they have professions like gardening and cooking and dancing? why would they waste their potential on tasks like that? isnt your society great, can't your 'unicorns' just summon food like mages in World of Warcraft? and then how do they have little to no training in an form of combat, but they can perform 'paintbrush spin attacks' or whatever the hell garbage you have them doing?
>> No. 21359
>>21356

And there *DELETE*

Those are the kinds of reviews I hate.

All you're doing is complainign and making it look like things shouldn't be allowed to happen.

Furthurmore, you're still trying to make the canon like FIM... which is the FIRST THING I do not want done.

Besides... What you think of my fic, I think about FIM.
>> No. 21360
>>21359

Guess what? I'm about to make myself hated by both sides of this debate but... you can't make that "Oh, you want it to be more like FiM" argument to me because... I can't stand FiM either, but when it's between your stupid face and the Bronies, I will ALWAYS pick Bronies over you.
>> No. 21361
>>21357
THE Equestrians dont wear clothing. most scenes depict them as NAKED(OHMYGODS). they are fucking tiny horses for fucks sake. giving an animal clothing perverts them. again, they have a natural coat, it completes the task of clothing. the main reason we humans have clothing is to protect us from the elements. we DON'T have a natural coat that can keep us warm of let us rub up against barbed wire unscathed.

THINK WILL YOU
>> No. 21362
>>21358

Okay first of all, that's all they usualy ever wear is their cloths (Armor) Torso armor, pants/skirts, boots

Second, their not always fighting evil. Don't you think they ought to have a more normal time with their lives when they are not on call.

Also... their talents and jobs are just things they do besides fighting, and can even help in their fighting. You have to think harder. They HAVE been trained to fight.

also... they don't have THAT kind of magic (Other than Celesto, but it's only a possiblity) to create food and things liek that, and if they did, they prefer not to use it. Their magics are used mainly for battle and combat
>> No. 21363
>>21360
I perfectly respect your opinion about FiM, You don't have to enjoy it and that's ok. I am just glad we can see past our differences to defend against a larger threat. The enemy of my enemy is my friend
>> No. 21364
I don't give a fuck what they wear. Put them in whatever you want. Far more concerning is the dull, unlikable characters and predictable plot.
>> No. 21365
Ooh! From FFNet's Guidelines:

"Multiple entries of the same material. There can only be one copy of any unique story on the entire site. No exceptions."
>> No. 21366
>>21362
and yet they cant have parties? they cant enjoy themselves? no they have to do menial tasks. because obviously a person trained to operate jet planes in unison with others trained in the same art is going to spend most of his/her time scrubbing down plates in the kitchen. And why would the pass up an offer for completely clean resource consumption? because raping the land is just that much more efficient?
>> No. 21367
>>21363

Besides... Celestia wears her tiara and Neck-collar all the time... that counts as wearing clothing
>> No. 21368
>>21367
just like me not shaving my beard counts. or wearing my rings. Im sure if i went out to the store in nothing but a hat, a necklace, and some rings on my fingers it would be perfectly acceptable with everyone.
>> No. 21369
>>21366

We don't have jets or trains or cars and busses in unicornicopia. Everyone can fly, or those that know how can teleport.

And we don't have parties or too many grand galloping galas becuase of the threats. What's the point of always hosting a party when evil will come and ruin everything. The only two parties they threw were ruined by Titan's presence.

"Do you know how freakishly vulnerable things can be at a time like that"

What's the matter you never heard of having a day off or time to yourself. Everyone just has a job to make a living.

Look I admit I gotta work out maybe a few things... yes A FEW THINGS not everything, but I gotta be careful how I do it.

Look at Cookie Dough... he's a chef right... what good can chef do in battle...?
>> No. 21370
>>21369
he can cook the enemy a mean omelet. (that is called sarcasm, you fuck nut.)
>> No. 21371
I don't care for sarcasm... he's gt all kind sof things... Knives... Clevers... mashers... sticky batters... and even extra special foods.

*A carton of eggs*

"You haven't been around long enough to hear about my special eggs"

Their Eggs Bombs...just one of those little eggs has a cuncussion power of two sticks ot dynamyte. That's powerful
>> No. 21372
Some unicorns will fight, but some are not ready yet, too old/young, and some can't actually follow the warriors into battle becuase they CAN'T battle with their kind of magic. That's why they run for the nearest shelter and only help out when they know they can for SURE...
>> No. 21375
>>21286

Oh god my stomach...! Can't breathe...!

Gah, can't watch this anymore. I'll pee myself laughing.
>> No. 21378
don't mind me, just laughing at mykan and watching tk's videos
>> No. 21379
Darvulia one day I'm going to get the Roscoe and you will be all "Ooh! You shot me!" And I will be like "Take that fagget."
>> No. 21380
JuneByers, one day Darvulia is going to actually give a shit and be like "oh hey look, a bitch!" and you'll be all like "that's me!"
>> No. 21381
If she distribution give a shot, she wouldn't have entered this forum
>> No. 21383
>>21381
A. What?
B. this is an image board not a forum.
>> No. 21384
I was trying to speak your cave language
>> No. 21386
>>21379

JuneByers - the Burger King's royal assassin.
>> No. 21387
Darvulia- the royal drag queen
>> No. 21388
>>21387
June Byers: Nationally Renowned Questioner of Deals.
>> No. 21389
>>21387

So if I'm the royal drag queen... Is that an official position in Mykan's (AKA Burger King) court? Nice of him to accept minorities, though.

Either way, besides the fact that you don't seem sure who you're insulting, I don't see it as that much of an insult myself. Drag queens are cute. (^_^)
>> No. 21390
Mykan, I think Marth said all about your story that had to be said. But what really surprises me is that you shithead relaly believe your idea is better than MLP:FiM. The show that has become so populr, that the fanbase is willing to give random background characters of the show names and personalities to the point it almost becomes a "complex" universe.

Your story... well, is everything but not that.
Your story is a piece of shit, writen by someone who is on the mental level of a seven year old who wishes to be three again, because back then life was so much easier for you.

You Teletubby enjoying manchild have less taste in MLP than fucking Chris Chan, who is a brony himself but would never come up with something that batshit insane as you. Heck, I am going right for the motherload here:
I would rather read Sonichu by this fucker, then anything by you. At least when this guy wrote a revenge fic, it didn`T fail as much as your stuff Mister. I mean, what is your greatest idea regarding me?
Putting me one day in your TT stories and call me "My Aniak" the friend of someone Beastboy is going to beat up.
Yeah, really?
HEre another idea: Doctor Abortion.
A supervillain who is out to give Terra an abortion to stop her giving birth to Ferment and Beastgirl. His motivation to become a villain like that? 25 years ago he was too late to give a certain canadian woman one as she asked for it, resulting in ruining her life.

Oh June, please do me a favor: Threats like that over the net don`t work. So do yourself a favor: If you really have some weapon, rather use it to kill the KKK members who want you dead.
>> No. 21391
>>21390

They'll work... if she wishes really hard. Magic is believing.
>> No. 21392
>>21391
Then why exactly did fucking social help not already take Mykan into an asylum? Cause that is what I believe strongly into.
>> No. 21393
>>21392

Good point. Maybe we need to convert to Catholicism?
>> No. 21394
>>21393
but mykan thinks Catholicism is entirely different than Christianity
>> No. 21396
>>21394

Exactly. The mysterious, non-Christian type of Catholicism. Its secrets are known only to a select few individuals.
>> No. 21399
>>21396
Those individuals are the witnesses of moron, I guess.

Personally I am just baffled about two things:

1. No one so far has copied the entire thread in the ED article of Mykan? What the fuck is wrong with you? Just post it up under "drama". HEck, I will write the text for you to copy.

2. Mykan, if you really want to write a sequel, go on. People will just again laugh about you and you will once and for all prove, tat you are a brony. A self loathing, hate filled brony who understands nothing at all and is way more retarted then any incernation of Derpy who can just say "muffin" but a brony nonetheless. Why? Because you are so utterly obsessed now with the show, despite hating it. Why is thatß# Are you hating it, because your ego can`t comprehend the fact, that you fail at something? Well guess what, you do. The frekaing bronies, a fandom, that faves crap like "My little Dashie" thinks of you as a loser. The only fans you have so far are a 23 year old manchild that is even more retarted than you (JJB) a black girl who thinks you are her friend (JB) and a twelve year old, who is willing to listen to me now when it comes to how to rework a character.
Otherwise, no one likes your unicorns. And no one with a brain will ever like them, you stupid manchild. Do society and your family a service and get a job to pay for the hospital bills of your grandmother.


So, and now for the Ed article, here the additions for the "Mykan and his Ego" part:

Another proof for his inability to just let things go, happened in the second half of 2011, when some bored idiot (troll) managed to insult Mykan, by telling him, his writing is so bad, he couldn`t even write a good fanfic to My little pony. After months of bitching in private and spitting out ideas inspired by Sesame Street and Care Bears, he published "My little unicorn: Magic is Believing", a fanfic so bad, it reaches the level of awful only achieved by Christian Chandler and David Gonterberg.
Surprisingly, even the "loving and tolerant" fanbase of FiM was disguted by the piece of shit, chewing the writer out on imageboards and mocking the story, shortly after it was finished. Mykan reacted in the most mature way imagenable for him: Being butthurt like a prostitute that has been raped with a broken bottle and promising to write a sequel to show those filthy bronies, he is better than him.

Coming from a guy who wished to rape Twilight Sparkle in the ass, that says a lot.
>> No. 21400
>>21399
Here you go:

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Dakari-King_Mykan#The_Dakari_King_versus_Bronies
>> No. 21401
>>21400
Thanks. *looks up what he wrote*
Did I seriously make typos that stupid? Oh man...

And now for something completely different:
Anyone here who wants to make a theory what Mykan`s "sequel" would be about? I can imagine him just writing again how awesome his males are, shipping them with the cast and teaching the girls to go in the kitchen and make the heroes a sandwich, while the Grand Ruler is exterminating all the griffons.
>> No. 21402
>>21401

There's no way he'd ship them with the MLP characters, because to him, that would mean making MLU "too similar" to MLP.

I think he'll just make more stupid ass stories that suck balls, not change his characters at all, throw in more childish songs, Rhymey won't shut the fuck up, and maybe (and by maybe, I mean certainly) throw in us as enemies.

Then he'll wonder why his fans unsubscribe in droves and whine about it
>> No. 21403
>>21402
Unfortunately, knowing at least parts of the fandom, some morons will still think this is good. After all, the guy of some recommended MLP story actually said he saw a promise in that thing.
... okay seriously, if that ting gets ever a recommendation by Equestria Daily, I am done with the fandom.

But yeah, I know what Mykan could do to instantly kill his story: Proclaim proudly he thinks Derpy Hooves is a whore and should get her kids taken away. That is basically a declaration of war.
>> No. 21404
>>21403

I never said all of his fans will unsubscribe. Of course, the complete dumbasses like JJB88 and Sadlobster will still cling to him, but I'm talking about the more casual fans of Mykan. They'll see ED and PA and realize that Mykan is absolutely terrible in pretty much every regard, and go find some better fanfic authors (Or better yet, people who do original works)

Oh, and that Derpy thing? Not necessarily. I'm sure a few bronies out there will approve of that comment
>> No. 21405
>>21404
Yeah, then again, JJB88 also said to my stupid "my little Haiku" idea (basically me making throwaway Haikus to the episodes of the show and the songs) that it was good. And in the next sentence he asked me to stop "harassin" Mykan. Seriously Mykan, would you just stop using your "fans" as soldiers? You are 25, defend yourself.

As for the dErpy thing... yeah okay, there are enough morons in the fandom, but that is one thing where there is still a majority that would take Mykan`s stick and shove it up his ass for saying something like that.

Heck, as far as I see it, there is a list of things you should once in a while avoid to say on some "public" bronyboards in general. Because even if you still get a minor approva of what you say, overall you are screwed.
>> No. 21406
>>21405

I think I see why he uses his fans to defend him: Because like anything else he does, Mykan is incompetent at defending himself
>> No. 21407
>>21406
No, it is to stroke his ego more.
We both know Mykan can`t handle criticism, cause it damages his personal worldview; that he is a freaking genius and that his work should be adored and never ever be "mocked" or be talked about badly, cause even his stupidest work is supposed to be at least enjoyable ( I remind you, that is the guy who thought, his Sailor Moon and Legend of Zelda story is the most powerful fanfic ever published on FF.net)
and is therefore good.

But now people like we come and damage his insane take on reality. And before everything crumbles upon him, he calls upon his legion of admirers, who think he is also their friend (not realizing, he is just using them for his goals) , so that they defend his work and therefore strengthen his opinion.

The funny thing is, that by doing so, they just prove, that they are awful friends. Cause a real friend would never want to see someone as Mykan torture himself with his insane ideas and try to talk sense in him.

So by some sort of twisted logic, Marth, TK, me and others are actually closer "friends" of Mykan than anything he has in his entire fanbase
>> No. 21408
Wow, I can't believe you retards wrote an encyclopedia dramatica about Mykan
>> No. 21409
I swear, I must be hearing things.
>> No. 21410
>>21409
Is it a drumming noise inside your head, that starts when I am around?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boo2Zm69fhY
>> No. 21411
>>21410

No, it's a voice... sounds like they're talking about deals that I apparently have.
>> No. 21412
First you write something on Mykan. How long will it be until you write something on me, stalkers?
>> No. 21413
>>21411
Ah, I know what`s your problem. You have a brain tumor.
>> No. 21414
>>21413

Yeah, I think it's called "JuneByers"
>> No. 21415
NO actually I have ADHD. I would actually find it funny if you wrote something on me.
>> No. 21416
>>21415

And that's why we aren't.


That, and you barely register on the radar
>> No. 21417
What is that supposed to mean?
>> No. 21418
>>21415
Look, I am not someone who writes ED articles. Mostly because I think they are unfunny as hell. But they are informative enough if you are "sick" in your mind and show this madness over the internet for serious. And as far as Mykan proved, he is seriously "ill", has worldviews that are not just played out for laughs and an egoproblem as big as Chris Chan.

And you? What problems do you have? Problems with your family? Who at the age of 15 doesn`t have that. and ADHD? Okay, sorry. You have my sympathy for that.
Otherwise, I would only think you deserve a article, if you proved to be so stupid to do something on the net, that proves you are a very, very terrible person. Like saing that the victims of the Tsunami in Japan deserved it, so that it helps your atheistic agenda that is shameful in the eyes of every decent human being, atheistic or not.
>> No. 21419
Who are you guys talking to?
>> No. 21420
How did you find out all this stuff about Mykan?
>> No. 21421
>>21420
The result of him being stupid enough to tell us his entire life story over the course of at least three years. The result of one man trying desperately to prove he is one of a kind, only to fall from the skies like Icarus, when he tried to reach the sun.

But let`s be a bit serious what exactly is it, that made ou even a fan of his work? What in your eyes is so good, that it needs to be defended?
And also, does Mykan even really care about you? I am asking you this, cause I want some honest answers.
>> No. 21422
Yes, he does. He feels bad for me about the KKK accident (Ask Maniak).
>> No. 21423
And Maniak, you know why I like his stories
>> No. 21425
>>21423

Well, I don't.
>> No. 21426
Ask Maniak about both of the things I said
>> No. 21427
>>21423
You know, I think he doesn`t even know, what the KKK stands for. As for why you like his fics, that is what you told me on that question:

I like his stories because they are interesting and give shows like 6Teen a more proper ending.

No June, he does not create interesting stories. If his stories would be interesting, I wouldn`t mock them. In fact, the reason why I started to mock him was, because he utterly failed at delivering a revenge fic. Even freaking Chris Chan wrote a better revenge story with his "Sonichu kills my bashers" story, than he did with his PA revenge fic.
By the way, MArth and TK: I am saying that from a storytelling point of view, I am still liking you.
>> No. 21428
I didn't say KKK, I said Klu Klux Klan
>> No. 21430
>>21428
The KKK incident June refers to is some really, really tasteless Halloween prank someone pulled on her and her family. Basically people showed up dressed as KKK members on Halloween and ut a burning cross on their front law, if I got that right.
>> No. 21431
>>21428
>>21422

Do you even read your own posts?
>> No. 21432
Actually, Maniak, it was exactly that
>> No. 21433
Actually Maniak...

All you have about me are a net worth of lies and SHIT. Plus you hardly think anything AT ALL from A LOT OF PEOPLE are not interesting... especailly when it comes to 6teen, just becuase you don't like it you mock anyone who does? No man... you're mentally ill me... at least I have some better control over it.
>> No. 21434
I mean, heck... you still think I really want to kill people.
>> No. 21435
>>21434

"at least I have some better control over it"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhXz60f0HLU
>> No. 21436
>>21433
Coming from the guy who wants to see the favorite cartoon horse of my four year old niece be raped.

Mickey, you told so much. You have writen so many fanfics that give an excellent insight in your mind. And you wrote so much shit in this thread, that it became a testament to your insanity. By the way Mickey, I am surprised you show up so late. What happened? Did you watch the latest episode of MLP and had a heart attack once more?
>> No. 21437
Mickey? Who is he? I can prove I'm not fake.
>> No. 21438
>>21436

MLP doesn't air on Staurdays and Only just got online. Ya got a problem with that
>> No. 21439
AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT RAPE!!! I HATE IT!!! YA GOT THAT?!?!?!?
>> No. 21440
My YouTube account is ravenandstarfire look at my videos, you'll see that I'm not fake
>> No. 21441
>>21438

Yes it does. I don't even watch the show, and I know this
>> No. 21442
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21442
>>21438
Funny, cause it airs on saturday. And the latest episode is also on the net

Oka, speaking of your unicorns, I think I have the perfect crossover idea...
How about Unicornicopia gets a visit by those four delightful creatures?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIY41LrvMFQ
>> No. 21443
>>21442

Maniak... face it... your criticism is not at all helpful. All you do is say what you hated and complain about it.
>> No. 21444
Lets look at my unicorns...

all you ever do... is insult them, berate them, make threatening things about them, describe how much you hate them, and never once show any signs that at least I'm trying to make them different.

HOW IS THAT supposed to help?
>> No. 21445
>>21444

YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?

1. There's just no positives to 99% of the characters.

2. If we DID follow your criticism guidelines, you would probably just ignore the criticisms and say "Those would RUIN EVERYTHING"
>> No. 21446
>>21445

Ya think!!!

-I don't want sarcasm in my unicorns
-I don't want them to ever argue amongst each other
-I do not want them to copy the personalities of the FIMs at all (Or at least most of it

Your critisim, makes it so that stuff won't happen
>> No. 21447
You people do not know me
>> No. 21448
>>21446
@June: No one cares about you right now.
And I know you ravenstarfiregirl.
Say, did Mykan ever tell you, that he hates Starfire and Robin? That he wishes Robin to be dead? That he blew up Starfires homeplanet in "End of ends" because he himself is furious about how they came together but not BB and Terra?

Oh and Mykan, you don`t want your characters to even have slightly arguments with each other? Congratulation. You turn them into Care Bears.
>> No. 21449
>>21448

More like the Get-Along Gang if you ask me
>> No. 21450
Last time I checked... Care bears don't use swords.

And you got your facts twisted again... I hate Robin and Starfire, but I don't want them dead. There's a difference between wanting someone to pay/suffer than wanting someone dead
>> No. 21451
Well he didn't hate Robin and Starfire, he just dislikes them
>> No. 21452
Besides... if that wasn't the case, I'd still have Logan destroy Tameran first, not just because of his own spite, but for lack of options in my veiw. We can't destroyt he Earth first, the Titans haven't been around space alot, and what other finer way would there be to deal a blow of extreme devestation and spike their determination to get revenge?

You don't, do you!
>> No. 21453
>>21450
Oh yes, you want them suffer. For what? For Robin being a leader who despite having screwed up in the first season because of the entire Slade dilemma, actually being a good leader who knows how to keep the team in check?
Starfire to be actually someone who enjoys life? Why? Because you have no happy life?

As for your little characters, they are Care Bears. Cause the Care Bears as characters themselves had also the personalities of cardboard boxes like your unicorns. They were boring and therefore no one cares about them. As much as I think that CR from Familiar Faces has lost his bite, at least I agree with him on the following point: One reaosn why the characters of FiM are actually more enjoyable than you would think, is because they have personality. A character in that show can also be a jerk sometimes without being downright evil. They are good, bad or something in the middle because they have perosnality and want to be like that. Not unlike the Care Bears who are just "good" because... well, because. Face it, characters like them suck, because there is no actual reason for them to be good beside someone probably told them to be like that. "Designated role models" my ass I am saying.

And your characters are even worse, seeing how they are either racial stereotypes, annoying as fuck, Gary Stus, or from any other point of view just freaking sociopathic knight templars.
>> No. 21454
Robin: Someone who thinks Beast Boy is a joke
Starfire: Someone who doesn't understand anything
I can see why Mykan hates them
>> No. 21455
>>21452
Here is an idea: Why not destroy the plane of reality where Raven`s mom lives? After all, they probably know about the Dark Prognosticus. Wouldn`t it be form a tactical standpoint of view be more appropriate to exterminate them first, cause they have also magic powers to at least stop your Count Emo for some time.

As for you June, are you proud to be the mindless uppet of a 25 year old manchilren?
You would have made a wonderful member of the Hitler Youth.
>> No. 21456
>>21453

A huh... just how is that helpful? How is that supposed to make better character when all you did was AS I SAI DYOU DO, whine and complain about what you hate?
>> No. 21457
Your idea sucks...

Why... Raven's mom is not alive, she lived Azarath which is long destroyed. (What Raven did was retreat to a memory) Arella is dead, and she didn't live in our universe...

And stop insulting Logan!
>> No. 21458
>>21456
Here is the deal: Try to be all the things you are not.
Use the thing you call a brain and for once in your pathetic little life, come up with a good idea. I mean come on. My ideas for your characters are better than anythign you could ever come up.

@ June: Kinda funny. You call yourself a TT fan but right from the start you hate on Robin and Starfire.
One character whose name you even have in the name. What does that mean? That you are also okay with fanfics, where Starfire gets a shotgun shoved up her vag and raped with it?
Cause here is an idea for a future Mykan fanfic, where he torures the TT cast. That is, if MYkan ever grows a pair of testicles to actually write somethign "evil" and not just copy something.
>> No. 21459
Maniak, you diss every show I ever watched... you diss every game I've ever played... every movie I've ever seen... you also DILIBERATLY DISS every idea I ever make, even originals, becuase you don't use YOUR brain...

You don't have ideas, and they are certainly not better than mine.
>> No. 21460
What do you want from Mykan?
>> No. 21461
Further more... ever kind of evil scheme has been done... everything's copying everything these days... whyou arne't given any helpful hints, or thinking properly enough, you're just flamming and whinning.

This is why I berate your Critisim, it's all you ever do... and your ideas SUCK!!!
>> No. 21462
>>21461
Mykan, my ideas for your characters are in the eyes of others pointless and only making shit a bit less shitty.
But you know what?
They are still better and more thought through than anything you ever came up with.

And yeah, you want me to see something good? Make something, where the main cast of FiM shows your characters, that they are better at a fight, because they have actual teamwork on their side. Come on. You are "so talented". Make your little pokemon hybrids once lose and therefore learn a lesson about being humble.
>> No. 21463
>>21461

YOU SEE? This is what happens! Any idea that isn't his is automatically shit to him.
>> No. 21464
>>21462

You're still not helping... and no your ideas arne't.

First of all... to make it so the Equestrians have no idea what they'r eup agianst... I can't do what you ask now..

Second... I plan to do that in THE NEXT FIC.

But your ideas still suck, and are not better!

You want Sarcasm in FIM... are you NUTS!!!!!!
>> No. 21465
>>21464

Where are you getting the sarcasm thing from? I haven't seen anything remotely resembling the phrase: "Your fanfic needs sarcasm in it". I mean come on. Knowing your works, you'd probably fail at sarcasm too
>> No. 21466
Another example why I don't let the unicorns argue with each other...

I saw the Equestrian's do that... if I make my unicorns do that, they are copying what happened on FIM... and I SAID NONE OF THAT. They gotta do something else!

-They did it on FIM... IT'S BEEN DONE... so I can't use it
>> No. 21467
I can't believe this is what I get on my birthday
>> No. 21468
>>21464
Actually, there is sarcasm and being deadpan snarkers in the universe of FiM

Twilight: Princess Luna, now I know why the other ponies are so afraid of you.
Luna: Forgive me, if I don`t share your enthusiasm.

And you really are already working on the next fic? Why don`t you understand: No one wants the fic. Heck, even June doesn`t want it.
Come on June, admit it: You hate MLP. You are also only here, because Mykan asked you for help.

As for my ideas suck... okay, everyone hand sup: Who is better: Me and my pointless ideas for Silver Lightning and Titan, or Mykan whose only idea is it to create stupid self inserts and a villain who is obviously evil?
>> No. 21469
>>21467
Oh, you have birthday? Well, happy birthday then. Hope you have at least something to celebrate after all.
>> No. 21470
>>21467

Did you think things would be any different? Did you think that today we would all hold hands and sing about rainbows and sunshine? Why are you even here? It's your birthday, right? Surely, you have better things to do with your time
>> No. 21471
>>21470
Well, I think they sing about rainbows and sunshine in unicornicopia for no apparent reason.
>> No. 21472
>>21468

Well there you have it... they did it on FIM... so I can't have my unicorns doing that, then they won't be different
>> No. 21473
>>21471

They SING SONGS... to express and teach things.

Krysta sang that Barney and Friends song becuase she was feeling down and upset...

Rhymey sang "I love the Rain" because he loves it and was reciting something he wrote.

Grand Ruler got everyone singing durring the party to show that they were all the same in many ways...

I don't THINK that qualifies as no reason
>> No. 21474
>>21472


WAIT!

-There's singing in MLP:FiM
-There's heroes and villains in MLP:FiM
-There's a God-Like Unicorn that's also a mentor in MLP:FiM
-You have characters from MLP:FiM in your fanfic
-There's a moral at the end of every episode of MLP:FiM
-There's jokes in MLP:FiM
-There's a library in MLP:FiM

So if you were trying to be completely different than MLP:FiM, you even failed at that
>> No. 21475
>>21472
So, you don`t want to put in anything that happened in FiM in your story?

*smiles evily*
Okay then... *grabs a scissor*
Then let`s go and cut out anything of your fanfic, that resembles FiM.

First of, we get rid of the entire last seven chapters. after all, you did include FiM in there. Why? Because you are a hypocrite. You said "I will never put up with FiM" and then you did.
Also we rename the Grand Ruler, cause Celesto is too much like Celestia. How about we call him "Phallus"?

Oh and also, lets cut the party for Lightning, in the library, which you stole from the very first episode of FiM. In fact, let`s blow up the entire first chapter and dip your characters in paint thinner. Why? Because you stole the basic design from FiM.

You ge tit Mykan? You already ripped of FiM from the very start. You are nothing more than a thief and the worst role model ever. Someone should actually copy the entire thread here and send it to your concellor, cause someone should take care of your bullshit.
>> No. 21476
>>21474

Check it agian... Dufuss! I said (Or mostly)

And ther'e shardly any villians at all...

Discord and Nightmare... both were defeated in only two eps. Not my cup of milk. I like antagonists that take a whole season/saga to beat... or rarely remain unresolved
>> No. 21477
By the way Mykan, don`t you think you have to say something important to someone who is important to you?
>> No. 21479
>>21477

I already wished June a Happy B-day on YT... far before you guys knew it was her B-day...

THINK MANIAK... THINK...!!

Also... you even think my Yugioh Titans idea is bad!
>> No. 21480
>>21477

Wait.. who? June?

Oh right, Happy Birthday.
>> No. 21481
>>21476
You know, actually Discord was the only character I would call really a villain. Nightmare Moon was only something needed plotwise to bring the characters together.

As for season long villains, yeah I see you like them. Cause autistic manchilren love Power Rangers for some reasons. Unfortunately you suck at even creating such villains. Heck, my idea for Titan is better than your garbage. Cause what is it, what your Titan does? Just grow Godzilla size and then blow up the magical points of Equestria. By the way dumbass, such points don`t exist.
>> No. 21482
>>21481

Maniak... you really don't read, do you...? Titan has caused much suffering and much chaos and damage to many creatures and dimesnions over the centuries...

And stop with your mocking!! Your idea of Titan is no good, especially if it involves killing off the main characters...
>> No. 21483
>>21479
Ah yes, your favorite tactic. Changing the subject.

Yeah, you know why that idea is bad? Because it is just the following: TT play cardgames against throwaway villains who are even more one dimensional than Titan and his henchponies.
And why? So you can show Beastboy winning and saving the world in a kids card game. And hey, I gave you an alternate idea:
Make the villain a reality warping demon who plays games in echange for wish granting and challenges the TT to defeat him, while actually enjoying the entire challenge and being glad when he gets defeated, cause it is kind of a change of pace.

But wait, that is too much for you to handle, right? Creating an enjoyable villain. All you want to create are crappy emos.
I guess under those circumstances you should really watch Naruto. Cause Sasuke is basically what you are Mykan: A manchild that fails at everything he does on his own.
>> No. 21484
Mykan, you have no idea what my final thought on Titan was. Heck, my Titan would not kill of the heroes, cause he still gets defeated. Then again, the heroes who defeat him, are MY heroes. You know, the verisons of Lightning, Starla and co, who have personality and their own unique abilities and character chemistry In fact, my version of Abra falls in love with one of Titan`s henchmen, who herself loves her master and therefore will only end up good friends with Abra.

What, not enough character development for you? Or too much so that you are already butthurt and want to punish this character for not being together with what you consider a good character?

As for your Titan... yeah, he destroyed entire dimensions and wanted to rule everything. But you know what? I would rather let something like him rule, than anything that shares your mindset. Then again, Titan is basically the self insert of your true personality, so I say the following: It was good he was killed of. To bad the real thing can only be treated.
>> No. 21485
You-you know. The only Mykan fanfic I even have to read nowadays is What Changes Really Are (Because of the mock), because I can tell you the ending of any given Mykan fanfic.

Teen Titans: Beast Boy saves the day
Digimon: Davis dies or gets married
7Teen: Any changes are reverted back by the end of the show
>> No. 21486
>>21485
And now add My little Unicorn to the list.
What will be there the case? Mykan jizzing all over the place, how much more awesome his winged abominations from season 3... no you know what, scratch that. The third generation of MLP was awful as fuck, but it is the origin of the names of most members of the main cast from FiM. In other words, even something good came out of that.
The only good thing coming out of MiB is, that it is the final proof of how awful Mykan`s writing really is.
>> No. 21487
>>21485

You don't watch enough 6teen do you... it's always been like that for them...

That's why I write the way I do it follows the show perfectly... some of it I just went the extra mile for something of my own... like the Zombites
>> No. 21488
>>21486

Appraently it also proves how narrow minded and spiteful you are towards other peoples ideas and atempts!
>> No. 21489
>>21487
So you follow that godawful piece of shit Fresh TV garbage to the letter, yet you want to completely separate yourself from FiM... while still including Twilight Sparkle and Celestia?
>> No. 21491
>>21487
Don`t forget the fact, that you wrote how two characters get married, after one of them believes to be pregnant. Because that is really romantic: Being married because you don`t want the child to be a bastard, destroying your entire future life, cause you are only 17.

Oh not to forget, the infamous "Girlphobia" fanfic, where Mykan has problems with women all of sudden, because he touched the breasts of his girlfriend. and while she is embarassed like hell, he actually is the one we shall feel sorry for, because now he has to read ponr magazines, just to stop seeing naked women all over the place.
>> No. 21492
>>21489

Ugh! 6teen is not garbage (Expcet its finale)

I find Jonesy's running gag of being fired from every job he's had typical.

You got a problem with that?
>> No. 21493
>>21489
I think the reason he included Celesti in the entire thing is just, because he wants to fuck his own mother.
>> No. 21494
>>21493

What is your problem with me inclduing the Equestrians?
>> No. 21495
>>21492

6Teen is like one of the worst shows ever made. It will sit in a special place in TV Hell with such great ideas as Heil Honey I'm Home, My Mother the Car, Mobbed, and Homeboys From Outer Space
>> No. 21496
>>21495

Actually there are more people on my side that say 6teen is one of the best shows ever made. It's one of the few that has it's own unique style of animation, and deals with terms of REALITY better than any other cartoon...
>> No. 21497
>>21495
Oh, add Rosanne, The Nutshack and Who's Your Daddy to that list
>> No. 21498
>>21494
Yeah, what is your deal?

You really want to know, what is the problem here? Well, we think it is just kind of funny. You whine for months towards me, how you think FiM is awful, you call it a disgrace to the human race and the biggest, most pathetic garbage out there. That oyu never want to include it in your story. Your very first author`s note is writen in a tone that I can actually taste the spite you have for it. And then you still include FiM in the fanfic. Why? Because you want to show off. You think by doing so, you can prove how awesome you are. and you fail. Cause now you pissed off people.

You know, only one more thing would piss everyone off. And that is, if you say, that Derpy Hooves is a terrible character and should be shoot down, like all the people she represents in the eyes of her critics.
>> No. 21499
>>21498

Give me a break! You've had lamer excuses to mock. Sometime you just mock for the hell of it!

Like you do for 6teen, you mock it without understanding it.

Heck... I didn't want to watch it at first and think of it as crap, then I watched it, and fell in love with it I admitted I was wrong...

Of course if I knew 5 years later it would have that finale, I would've left it be probably...

But you really go way overboard with your own hate, ya know that?
>> No. 21500
>>21496

"It's one of the only shows with unique animation"

What the hell does that even mean? Are you saying "it's the only show that has a unique art style"? If so, that's a blatant lie. What about Dr. Katz? That was pretty unique. Or how about The Xs? I mean, that show was almost as bad as 6Teen, but it's animation was unique.

"It deals with reality better than most cartoons"

Hey Arnold and Doug say Hi again.
>> No. 21501
>>21500

Dr Katz? The Xs? Never heard of em...
>> No. 21502
>>21501

That's not the point. The point is that you claim that 6Teen is good because it has a unique art style, and as shown, things with unique art styles can still suck, AND that lots of shows have a unique art style
>> No. 21503
>>21502

That's becuase you only watch shows to seek humor and slander.
>> No. 21504
>>21503



Makes perfect sense. You must be right! I go around looking for crap ALL THE TIME

Like I go to the video game store

"Hello, sir. What do you want?"
"Here's $50. Get me a horrible game because I love wasting money on things I hate"
>> No. 21505
>>21504

Now you're just being an idiot, or actually... a bigger idiot, yeah that'll do.

Just becuase you don't like 6teen, doens't mean you can stop it, or tell other people they suck for liking it. You can't make it go away.

Just I can't make Things Change and other cartoons stop bothering me by writing and vid making, at leats it helps a little bit
>> No. 21506
>>21503
Coming from the guy who hasn`t seen a good show in years.
As for 6teen... yeah, because I want children or young adults watch a show where I can see animated tits when I buy the uncensored DVD.
>> No. 21507
GreenGirl didn't leave YouTube
>> No. 21508
>>21506

Aparently you're being an even bigger idiot. 6teen isn't about tits and all that SHIT you always think of... they censor that crap...

The way I write my 7teens, is eactly how it would go int he show... iNCLUDING Jonesy leading the kids away to perform a scam to make more money only to backfire and he gets fired... it has nothing do with SEX CRAP!!
>> No. 21509
>>21505
Oh, and how does making a My little Pony story help you, if you don`T even care for the ponies?
Ah yes, it helps you, because now you can teach people, that it is bad to make friends.
Yeah Mykan, just do that, Prove mankind that you will die alone, probably choked on your own tongue in front of the coputer, trying to write revenge fic number 500. This time about how Donald Duck is shooting down his family cause he can`t stay that his uncle screwed him in regard of his inheritance.
>> No. 21510
>>21509

Ahem... I've told you many time sbefore... it helps by letting me blow off some much needed steam and vent some pent up rage so I don't get insomnia or endanger my physical health
>> No. 21511
oh you mean the scheme that even June says is borderline pedophile?
>> No. 21512
Things Mykan has endorsed through his fanfics

-Genocide
-Terrorism
-Murder
-Psychological Torture
-Forcing people to do things against their will
-Illiteracy
-Homophobia
-Sexism
-Making Hate Fics about Project A.F.T.E.R
-Threatening People with Death
-Child Soldiers
-Xenophobia against the British
-Self-Entitlement
>> No. 21513
>>21511

Since you don't watch 6teen, let me fill you in a little more...

Jonesy always gets fired in EVERY SINLGE JOB he ever has or applies for. If I give him a job, he's gotta get fired somehow, and he usually gets fired for his own hairbrained schemes going wrong...

What I did on girlaphobias was perfect to get him fired and it IS somethign Jonesy would do...


Heck... one time (on the show itself) he worked at an oppomitrists and SCAMMED people by blurring the letters diliberatly so people would think they couldn't see and be FORCED to buy Glasses they don't need
>> No. 21514
>>21513
Well, then he is a criminal. Makes me wonder why you then like the character. Also, there is a difference between scamming people and kidnapping little kids from their parents so you can bring them back to earn a reward.
But if you think that something like that is funny, I guess you will laugh your ass off about Cupcakes.
>> No. 21515
>>21512

Oh please, and you don't do those things with the things you do?
>> No. 21516
>>21514

Please... Jonesy's done way lower...

One time in the show...

J: "For the low low price of just 5 bucks, I will break whatever bad news needs to be broken for other people."

Nikki: "You mean you're going to do everyone's dirty work for them"
>> No. 21517
Well Mykan, I for my part am not homophobe or racist. Nor did I ever create an army of child soldiers. Kinda funny. Marth points out what you do in your fanfics and support in a certain degree and you accuse us of being that in real life.
Perhaps no one told you, because not even your parents care, but here is the deal MYkan: We are not the terrorists you imagine us in your fanfics to be. And if we were, we would have already blown up your place when no one is at home.
>> No. 21518
Hey, Mykan, why don't you send that fic of yours into EqD? You can show a bunch of Bronies that AREN'T mad at you how good your MiB world really is!
>> No. 21519
How would you even know where he lives?
>> No. 21522
>>21517

Then why do you act like it constantly? Face it Maniak, you're no angel with a halo and wings yourself.

Another one of Jonesy' fine low moments...

He was an escort for the seniors, but abandons them becuase they're slow walkers, and poses them off as his own gradnparents to get girls attention.

What make sit all funny, is know Jonesy's gonna be so busted.
>> No. 21523
>>21522
PErhaps someone did not tell you, but angels don`t exist. In fact, some people even don`t believe in god.
>> No. 21524
>>21523

Some does not equal all.
>> No. 21525
Angels DO exist, you just wouldn't know because you are a devil with horns
>> No. 21526
>>21515
Let's go down one by one for these

Genocide: Hey Maniak! Remember the time we approved of the Nazis? I mean, it's not like us, YTB and Waffleman made fun of a fanfic glorifying Nazism.

Terrorism: Oh yeah. We're like Bin Laden
I mean, not because we commit acts of terrorism but because you compared us to Bin Laden. After all, anything you say must be true.

Murder: Ok, so Shockwave has said things about it, but he's just one guy. That's like using Fred Phelps as an example of all Baptist Christians.

Psychological Torture:Us making you feel butthurt doesn't count as psychological torture

Making people do things they don't want to: Okay. You got one thing, but it's not like we're holding guns to people's heads to make them do things.

Illiteracy: Are you kidding?

Homophobia: Which is why we banned that one lesbian... Oh wait! We never did ban someone for their sexual orientation.

Sexism: Please. Boxtop was laughed out of the forum for that shit

Making hate fics about PA: Bullshit

Death threats: See Murder

Child soldiers: I don't think anyone has even mentioned anything about that.

Xenophobia against the British: Ah yes, because we constantly berate GFW for being British

Self entitlement: You don't even know what that means, do you?
>> No. 21527
>>21525
Well, I am german. I am predestined to be evil. But the devil and god? Really? I am going to talk with two children here now about heaven and hell? From ponies to theology? Forget it. I mean really, what shall come out of the discussion with someone who thinks that catholicism isn`t even part of the christian religion.

So yeah, speaking again of your fanfic Mykan, you really should perhaps ask the folks on Equestria Daily if they load it up. Afte rall, they are way more open minded than us.
>> No. 21528
Evan... you make it sound like one shouldn't be using things even REMOTLY like that in fanfics.
>> No. 21529
I HATE Bin Laden, he destroyed my state's most famous building, the Twin Towers
>> No. 21530
>>21527

I have no desire to do any such thing.

I don't want part of their heard, I'm just out for myself!
>> No. 21531
>>21529
Oh. Well then, I should tell you, that Mykan actually gives a shit about the victims of 9/11 and also once said he thought Bin Laden was just framed.

And I mean it. You know how he celebrated the 10th anniversary of that tragedy? He wrote a story about terrorists blowing up a building and liking what happened there. When I told him "dude, that is insensitive towards the vitims of 9/11" he basically told me that they can suck it.
>> No. 21532
>>21531

I DID NOT SAY BIN LADEN WAS FRAMED YOU ASSHOLE!!

And I care plenty... of all those victims!!

And I didn't celebrate anything, I just happened ot be making that fic at the time...

You really got some bone agianst people making stories about terroism?
>> No. 21533
>>21532
no Mykan, I remember the beastbo chat where you said, you think the guy got framed or that there was more going on then just him.
And seriously, you are the guy who also tried to come up with some backass logic, that the holocast did never happen, because you never heard of it.
And yeah, you only get depressed about 9/11 becaue you take looks at some Lego model of New York.
>> No. 21534
>>21533

Actually, you insensitve FUCKER!!! I remember it better than you do... the fact you think the New york thing I have is Lego proves you don't remember...

But I do remember, every single you, and I remember you going FUCKNUY BALLISTIC over things that were NOT SAID... I never said the hollocaust didn't happen...

The converstaion was about hearing things "If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it, did it fall over it or make a sound"

I said, since I didn't know about the Hollocaust, I didn't hear of it, see it, or know of it, how was I supposed to know it happened.

THAT... is what I said... that does NOT sound like denying it.
>> No. 21537
>>21534
Still, the first thing you assumed of the Holocaust was, it did not happen. And why? Because I told you about it. So what, does that mean just because you never heard of something, it did not happen? It rather just proves how narrow minded you are and how easily you are assuming something else. Oh yeah, you accuse me now probably that I am the same, seeing how I judge 6teen without knowing much. Well, here is the difference: 6teen is just a stupid show. The Holocaust was one of the biggest, if not the biggest war crime in history with over 6 million victims.

As for 9/11, still when I told you that people could be offended by yu writing something about terrorism around this time, you were just telling me you don`t care. Why is that? Because you care less about real human beings and their emotional suffering than you care for fiction and your shows. Just ask Nicole Granger.
>> No. 21538
>>21537

Maniak... just becuase I never hear dof the holocaust doesn't mean I'm narrow minded... people aren't BORN with these things in their heads ya know!

And just becuase there was a 9/11 does not in any means mean that people should stop putting evil in their fics.

My WASP fic is just a fic about an organization deticated to fighting terroists, like some shows and movies are about the same thing...

Just becuase someone dies means you have to stop living or doing things (unless it can't be helped)
>> No. 21539
>>21538
Yeah Mykan, still here is the deal: There is no problem of writing fanfics where terrorism happens and is stopped or dealt as something evil. BUT...

1. You wrote before a fanfic in which you embraced terrorism as something good.

2. You still put up a chapter where a terroristic attakc hapens on 9/11 last year. Seriously dude? You just couldn`t decide to laod the chapter u on another date or apologize afterwards towards the victims of it? No? So yeah, what is your next deal? A sequel to "Trouble in Tokyo" where the TT have to stop someone from creating a tsunami? And you publish the story on march 14th?
>> No. 21540
>>21539

Maniak... first of all... you can't say it's alright and then go BUT... it's one or the other.

And I don't really EMBRACE Terrorism... I just use it because I'm trying things, and what other way is there.

Second: What difference would it make when I published it!!! Movie producers have put up heartshatter or horrirfiying movies up durring holidays... for crying out loud!

I'm not embracing Terrorism... just using it... that is all!
>> No. 21542
>>21540
You had a fanfic where the hero blows up buildings because he hates changes
>> No. 21543
>>21542

Ahem...

The phantom does these things, becuase he's trying to protect other people and thwart the evil Mayor's plans.

The building's and changes the mayor makes are harming the people of the city. They cause people to lose their jobs, be evitcted formt heir homes, kids can't have fun, and there's nothing THEY can do about it... they've tried.

Do you want the evil mayor to win? Do you want those poor people to suffer?

Futhuer more... the phantom's attacks do not cause that much damage....
>> No. 21544
>>21540
Mykan, I can say it is alright to use "terrorism" as a tool in story writing, if the person who writes about it also is willing to handle it in a good way. By that I mean, that you are dealing with the actual fallout of terrorism on a realistic level. That you know about what you write and also make it clear, that you condamn it. But you did not write it in any realistic way (rather rip of Thunderbirds and ut your shitty AU versions of the TT into it) and as said, you actually wrote other work where ou embrace terrorism. And what is there your excuse for using it?

Mykan: "He is the hero! He stops changes caused by a corrupt mayor who rules under circumstances that could never happen in reality OR fiction like that. But I don`t know better, because I am an idiot who also thought it was okay to write a fanfiction about the War of Independence, where America burns down London while being lead by the Masked Rider. Don`t condamn me. I am just writing fanfics. Now excuse me, while I write a My little Pony story where I buttrape Twilight Sparkle."
>> No. 21545
Maniak... I DO NOT embrace terrorism, and that it final! you're being really stupid ya know that... especially your stupid pedophile thing with cartoon crushes.
>> No. 21546
>>21544

And I did not Rip off Thunderbirds AT ALL...!!!
>> No. 21547
>>21545
Mykan, everyone and their grandparents can tell you that there is something wrong, if a grown up man has a cartoon crush on something that looks like a corpse or is at the age of Raven. And please, don`t get me started on your crush towards Celestia.
A crush that makes me think you also suffer from furry confusion and an oedipus complex.
>> No. 21548
>>21547

Hold that...

What is your problem with Cartoon Crushes again?
>> No. 21549
>>21548
That there is no problem liking a fictional character for personality and design (personally I like Fluttershy and Twilight because of their personalities very much of the main cast of FiM) but that if you are really having "romantic feelings" for something that is only drawn on paper, you have a serious problem. I mean come on Mykan.

You can`t really tell me you are in love with Celestia. HEck, according to your own rules you shouldn`t. Why? Bcause that would turn you into a brony at once. A clopfic reading brony by the way.
... guess the threads on the first page here are then more appropriate for you.
>> No. 21550
>>21549

Maniak... Ah ha... I DO NOT have romantic feelings for inanimate drawings. I just really really like them

I know they aren't real, and even if they were it wouldn't make a difference to me... I don't want to fall in love, I don't want to be anyone, not even them.

I know I'm usualy above their ages but I got news for you... the character I make for them ARE NOT!!!!

Like Mykan Spotswood (7teen) He's just that,,, he's 17. He's not me... he doesn't even look like me or act like me at all. He's just a character made from thin air.

That is NOT being a pedophile... ya got that?
>> No. 21551
>>21550
Yeah, really, really like them.
... shall I send you a fanfic about Celestia getting it on with Twilight now? *sarcasm*
>> No. 21552
>>21551

Maniak... that will not make me jealous...

Point is, you gotta stop overreacting and think harder for once.

I have cartoon crushes... so WHAT? It's not like I make SHRINES in my room or pin pictures of them to my walls... or worse... actually strap their faces on infaltable dolls and stuff... that's just too much...

No... do you know what I really do? Even if I tell you, you'll probably just take it overboard again
>> No. 21553
>>21552
you know, the freaking thing you say about the puppets didn`t even cross my mind, because I like to forget that the perverts go that far. But it crosses yours way easier? Interesting...
>> No. 21554
>>21553

Maniak... I don't talk about them with other people, I don't get all jealous when people ship them with other characters... I don't even do what you've often inacturatley put "Wish they were real to bang them" I don't like banging my fists agianst the desk...

Tell me... exactly what do you think I do with the cartoon crushes... tell me... what do you think I do?
>> No. 21555
>>21554
Ha ha ha, vous êtes un tel coq. Vous ne savez pas clairement qu'il signifie par le « coup ». Il signifie pour avoir le sexe
>> No. 21556
>>21555

What "Blow"?

And I just said I don't care for sex. The real me's not into it at all and I don't need it, besides by not doing it I don't have to worry about Aids and other viruses
>> No. 21557
>>21556
I meant "bang", not "blow
>> No. 21558
>>21557

What does bang have to do with anything, there's no banging involved.
>> No. 21559
>>21558

Ouais, a dit qu'il va très bien je n'oublierai pas Tous les temps que j'ai attendu patiemment pour vous Et
vous ferez juste que vous choisissez de faire Et je serai seul encore ce soir mon cher
>> No. 21560
Yeah, said he is going very well I will not forget all the time that I waited patiently for you and you will do just that you choice ..

...

That does not make any sense, but what's to expect when it comes from you. A guy who always assumes the wrong things
>> No. 21561
>>21560
Remind me to use a different translator next time
>> No. 21562
>>21561

Will you just get to your FREAKING point? Not that it matters as I assume you'll be wrong, as always
>> No. 21563
>>21562

My point is... Yeah what is your deal?
>> No. 21564
Funny, I should be aksing you the same, but then again you always come up with the lamest excuses.

My deal is... I tired of you guys thinking 99% of everything int he world sucks.

-You think not hurting peopel is a crime
-You think people who stay at home should be killed
-You think people who have cartoon crushes, even if they are mature and well handled are sick and need help.

What is you're deal?
>> No. 21565
>>21564
Come on. It's closer to 60% of everything.
>> No. 21566
The day I graced your TV with Things Change, it was the most important day or your life... But for me it was Monday
>> No. 21567
>>21565

60? Care to prove it?

Every time I ask you "What would work? What wouldn't you mock?"

It's always the same out of you "Somethign that doesn't suck"

That doens't mean a thing...
>> No. 21568
>>21567
Very good question, but for now I shall take my leave
>> No. 21570
mykan, oedipus complex? that would imply that he realizes his mistakes. we cant have that now can we?
>> No. 21572
>>21570

And your problem is WHAT exactly?
>> No. 21579
>>21537

Wait wait wait wait wait wait... When did this happen?
>> No. 21583
>>21579
Long, long time ago. On another forum...
okay, perhas somewhere in the last one and a half year, but that is the deal. Despite trying to convince us he is so intelligent he never heard of the Holocaust. Personally I am not surprised if it turns out, he doesn`T know what the Manhattan Project was.
>> No. 21584
>>21583

But... but... but... but... but... but... HOW?!?!
>> No. 21586
>>21583

Didn't he go to school? How can anyone not have heard of the Holocaust? I knew he was daft, but not that much of an imbecile!

He must have spent his school days eating glue and stuffing crayons up his nose. Even in high school. There is no other explanation.
>> No. 21588
>>21586
and despite all that, he says he got good grades.
ah well. This guy is just screwing himself over. Bet he is also dense enough to go on against Derpy
>> No. 21590
>>21588

His entire life must revolve around those stupid revenge fics of his.
>> No. 21591
>>21590
And they are not even "good". I considered his one against PA only genius because it was so bad it became hilarious. And a very funny mock.
>> No. 21596
>>20985
He deleted his story, huh? Glad I waited on adding this review then!
>> No. 21598
>>21596

I thought I told you to leave my fic alone
>> No. 21599
>>21586

Actually there is... the only history I was ever taught was world war laws and unions... not events.
>> No. 21600
Really? You guys are resorting to YouTube poop? Pathetic.
>> No. 21602
>>21598
But it looked so lonely without any reviews!!
>> No. 21603
>>21599

But the Holocaust!!!!! The Holocaust!!!!! It wasn't just an "event", it was one of the greatest tragedies of all time!!!!!

Look at me, I'm so perplexed I'm using multiple exclamation marks.
>> No. 21604
>>21602

Quit passing on your message to other people and telling them to post it.

And like I said... your crtisism is not helping.

So what is there's not enough conflict... there still isn't going to be any or it'll be pathetic.
>> No. 21605
Do you people really think I'd ever turn my back on Mykan?
>> No. 21606
>>21603

Hey... I wasn't taught it. I only learne dlike dates... soldiers... draftings... and early 1900s lifestyles...

And I did not eat glue and crayons... I just did my work, and then spent the rest of the period making comics of my own space warriors

Periods were at least 90 minutes long, that is a long time to be sitting and doing nothing
>> No. 21607
>>21605
Do you really think anyone cares?

What is your deal?
>> No. 21608
Do you think anyone cares about you? (not talking to Mykan)
>> No. 21609
>>21608
It'd be kinda hard for them to, considering I'm an anon.

But stop changing the subject.

What is your deal?
>> No. 21610
>>21605

Yes.

Because you're not stupid. You're stubborn and misled, but not stupid. Soon enough you will realize what he is.

Also, despite the fact that you keep calling me various things, I'm not so petty that I'd want Mykan to hurt you. And he will. Sooner or later, he will.
>> No. 21611
I don't know, what's yours?
>> No. 21612
>>21606
still, the fact you did not at least hear about the Holocaust just proves, that your school should hire a new history teacher.
>> No. 21613
I already know what that is.
>> No. 21614
>>21611
I'm just kinda bored, and perplexed that this thread has gone on for so long. The only ones who are actually invested in it are you and Mykan, everyone else here has already said their piece a dozen times over and are just sorta bored at this point. Mykan has only strengthened our argument, because while we've been civil for the most part, he's just been abusive.
>> No. 21615
>>21612

Even if I DID know about the Hollocasut... what good would that do...

"Oh... I know about the Hollocaust. Can I get a job? Can I stop Teen Titans form pissing me off? Can I bring all those people who were killed back?"

Honestly... I understand it was tragic when I learned of it, but guess what... THERE'S NOTHING YOU ARE I CAN DO ABOUT IT! What's done is DONE!!!
>> No. 21616
>>21614

He's just so... fascinating! He's like some kind of strange -thing- that gurgles and curses and you can't stop poking it with a stick because you just have to know what it is!
>> No. 21617
>>21614

You call being rude, swearing at me, thretaning me, calling me thigns I'm not, and not bothering to hear me out with the TRUTH being civil
>> No. 21618
>>21615
compassion is a strange word for you, isn`t it? I mean really, for you it is always the following: I don`t have to know about XXX, as long as it doesn`t help me achieve my goals immediately.

Speaking of "what is done is done", seeing how you are now doomed with your pony story, going to visit soon some canadian bronycon?
>> No. 21619
You call that being Civil?
>> No. 21620
Was mess have I gotten myself into?
>> No. 21621
>>21615

The fact that this is how you look at the Holocaust more than proves how entirely horrible, uncaring and self-centered you are.
>> No. 21622
>>21620
you are only in this mess, because you make a mess out of it. I call it entertainment until my friends show up for the movie we will watch tonight
>> No. 21623
>>21618

I think compassion seems stranger to you!

Seeing as how you never listen to FACTS...

Even if I wanted to blow up a bachelor party (Which I don't) How would that have hurt my cousin?
>> No. 21624
Bachelor party? Who brought that up?
>> No. 21625
>>21624

June... these Rejects... think I want to kill people in real life. They think I wanted to blow up a bacherlor party when my cousin got married.

When the fact is... I don't want to kill people, I don't want to blow up a bacherlor party, and it wouldn't have hurt my cousin anyway.
>> No. 21626
>>21623
Where did THAT come from? No one mentioned any parties!
>> No. 21627
Well of course you don't.
>> No. 21628
>>21626

You seriously need to start reading and looking BACK
>> No. 21629
>>21628

Thing is, you wouldn't care. Let's imagine for a second that some crazed psychopath set off a bomb that killed everyone at the party. Uncountable lives snuffed out in an instant, with yet more crushed and slowly dying under the fallen debris.

But hey, there's nothing you can do about it right? What's done is done! Let's go back to writing revenge fics!
>> No. 21630
>>21629

I'd care plenty, becuase they didn't deserve that. I don't want them to get blown up or killed or suffer. (Besides my cousin would still be very much alive)

But honestly, what do you expect me to do about it. I wasn't the one who set the bomb.... I didn't wish it... I wasn't even THERE...?

You make it sound like it's all my fault.
>> No. 21631
>>21630
So why don't you care about the Holocaust? None of the millions herded into gas chambers deserved that fate.
>> No. 21632
>>21631

I never said AT ALL I didn't care about the hollocaust. I KNOW it was horrid and those millions of people didn't deserve it.

But what do you think you're doing hmm?
>> No. 21633
You know what? I have basically no point on this forum.
>> No. 21634
you think? Heck, Mykan doesn`t even come and help you.
>> No. 21635
>>21630

No, that's called a hypothetical scenario. I never said you wanted it or that you would do it. I simply said you wouldn't care. Judging from how quickly you went from "I'd care plenty" to "You make it sound like it's all my fault" proves that you are focused only on yourself.

But you know, I'm starting to think that you can't actually help it. That it's not your fault, per se. If empathy and altruism are concepts that are entirely incompatible with your mind... well, it doesn't make you any less of a horrible person, but it certainly gives you an excuse.
>> No. 21636
>>21632
>But what do you think you're doing hmm?

You're not going to say what I think you are, right?
>> No. 21637
Well, I might or might not.
>> No. 21638
>>21635

Let me tell you something you've told me! Nothing will make it less horrible.

And I do care, what you've said is no proof that I don't care.

My cousin would be alive becuase my cousin is not at the party
>> No. 21639
I've decided to stay
>> No. 21640
>>21639

I'll start celebrating immediately.
>> No. 21641
Haha so funny I forgot to laugh
>> No. 21642
>>21640

Exactly what are you thinking I'm going to say "What do you think you're doing?"
>> No. 21644
Who? Me?
>> No. 21645
>>21644

No not you June... Dar...
>> No. 21646
Oh, okay
>> No. 21647
>>21642

It seemed to me that you were going to say something like "But you're mocking me and that's just as bad as the Holocaust!"

Which sounds absurd, certainly, but it really wouldn't surprise me at this point... Especially considering some of the things you've said earlier in this thread.

Oh, that reminds me: June, didn't you react at all to Mykan stating "That's more than old enough to be given a rape threat"?
>> No. 21648
>>21647

Actually what you're doing... is quite absured... you're letting the hollocuast rule you,a nd you use it as an excuse in atempt to silence things
>> No. 21649
>>21648
you donb`t even know what happened there. I mean come on. explain me in your own words when the Holocaust happened and who were its victims.

also, seeing how this thread derails into Godwin`s law territory, anyone up for a cange of subject?
>> No. 21650
>>21649

Maniak you started this with your own BIG MOUTH about the Hollocaust, and your tiny brain thinking you remember what I said, when clearly you don't.

You started it, you're going to see it through.
>> No. 21651
>>21650
oh shut it. I mean, what are you going to do? Write a fanfic about Oskar Schindler and Anne Frank?
>> No. 21652
>>21651

No Maniak, you shut it and open your EARS for once!

So I blew some budilings in my fics, and killed some people... SO WHAT!! It's not like that hasn't been done before, and what difference does it make if it reminds people about tje tragic events?

Is it my fault they decided to read it?

Just becuase the hollcauts, 9/11, and the great fir eof London happened, does not... in ANY WAY... mean WHATSOEVER... that I have to silence and censor fiction THAT MUCH.

You make it sound like one could be reminded of the events just by saying "Hi"
>> No. 21656
>>21652
Get it in your head: The reason why I don`t want you to write about stuff like that is the following: Because you can`t feel empathy, compassion or have any good bone in your entire body, you are too stupid to even understand the subjects you mentioned, therefore also showing a bit of respect to it when writing your pieces of shit you call fanfic.
And I call them pieces of shit because seeing how all they serve to you is to fullfill some stupid agenda (revenge, to blow off steam that is pointless or just whine about how you think the power of believing in yourself is more awesome than actually having friends, completely missing the point of a kids show that even Chris chan understands) or what else do I know. I can`t imagine you for once write a story just for the hell of it.

And you know, the throwaway comment I made about you writing a Holocaust fanfic? Actually something I could see, seeing how you are not even disgusted by crap like "If I was your nazi" and defend it.

Guess a Holocaust fanfic by Dakari King Mykan would include Mykan Sauerkraut, a german soldier who joins the german army and becomes the Masked Stormtrooper, who fights off Britain and blows in the end London up. Why? Because Mykan is convinced the british are arrogant and the evil ones.
>> No. 21657
Maniak... you are seriously fucked up!
>> No. 21658
Maniak... you are seriously fucked up!
>> No. 21659
>>21656

Besides... I think you seem to be forgetting, you don't want people writing about it PERIOD, good bone or not.

Well guess what, Germany, that's not going to happen. You can't stop it, and you can't tell people what to write about just becuase you have a SHITTY ASS BITCHY FIT about what think is right in fiction and what isn't!

You're not going to win Maniak. So just give up.
>> No. 21660
>>21649

Godwin? I'm still not convinced this thread isn't about Poe.
>> No. 21661
And don't even thin for one second this means I'm supporting it... I'm just berating you for your shitty attitude and your lust to actially kill people.
>> No. 21662
It isn't becuase I don't know Godiwns law or who Goodwin is at all...

And I never read anything by poe.

It's just trying to set you morons straight, without sucess
>> No. 21663
>>21662
How could you possibly set anything straight, when you are so twisted and bent out of shape?
>> No. 21665
>>21663

What makes you think I can't?
>> No. 21666
>>21665
This entire thread. So many people came in and listened, unbiased, to your case, and your vile attitude and conduct turned them against you.

All this hate? It's your fault, Mykan. You did this to yourself, and it's plain as day, unedited, unchanged, in black-and-white on the screen for all to see.
>> No. 21667
>>21662

I was talking about Poe's Law, you buffoon.

Since, you know, I'm still not convinced you are actually a real person. No actual human being could be so incredibly horrible.
>> No. 21668
>>21667

I was not aware that NOT HURTING people was so horrible
>> No. 21669
How the hell is what I do vile?
>> No. 21670
>>21669

Mykan, you wish the most horrid fates on people. For them to get raped, for them to get run over, for them to get beaten up...
>> No. 21671
>>21670

And you aren't for doing likewise things? I think not... WHORE
>> No. 21672
Besides... there are worse things, and people won't act any different if I do... they're not supposed to.
>> No. 21673
>>21671

There it is again. The moment you feel you can't deny something, you try to shift the blame.
>> No. 21675
>>21673

You don't get it do you... what you do is wrong to, and you and your mockers said horrid things to me first.

You get what you give.

I'm not shifting the blame... I'm SHARING it... and don't you DARE deny it
>> No. 21676
>>21673
so because other people rape, murder, steal, and cheat I should be allowed to do those things?
you fucking moron. you use other peoples actions to excuse yourself when you act similarly. A respectable member of society would take that opportunity to show how much more better they are. They refuse to act like criminals because they are better than criminals.
and that is why we will forever be better than you.
>> No. 21677
You think doing nice thigns will get you nice things in return... well not anymore.

It's what you want. So be careful what you ask for
>> No. 21678
>>21676

It's becuase I DON't RAPE... MURDER... or STEAL and HURT PEOPLE that I'm not horrible.

And a respectible member of society (Being pathetic and weak) is nothing to look up to
>> No. 21679
>>21677

Well yes, I do actually. Not just think, but know. That's how friendship works.
>> No. 21680
>>21678

Interesting. Explain exactly how they are pathetic and weak, and you are not.
>> No. 21681
>>21679

Now... that's how being a magical ELF works!

I tried that friendship crap many times before, I tried to adapt, and I tried to accept things, and look where it got me... absolutely nowhwere!

And don't even think about pulling you rold "You're too shitty" stuff again... or that I blame Teen Titans... becuase I didn't

I stopped making friends in Grade 4 and flew solo becuase I liked it... I have free space.
>> No. 21682
>>21678
No, It's because you wish for others to be raped and murdered and hurt that you are a horrible person.

Respectable members of society aren't weak you dipshit. how do you think there is a society to begin with? People of the military are prime examples of not-weak Respectable members of society.
>> No. 21683
>>21680

Simple! Look at these IDIOTS! They're not being strong enought o surppress built in urges.

Boys say at age 5 they'll never fall in love or like girls, and then they grow up and completely Cave in!

Me... I KICK at the hearts that threaten me! I don't let it tempt me

These people are so niavie, they believe true love, happiness is the ONLY method of salvation... I say there are other ways, and I'm going to find one!

I won't be like them! I won't be a push over! I won't lose my space! I won't un-original and do the saem thign anyone else does!!
>> No. 21684
>>21683

You just turned me into an authoritarian who believes in removing all individuality from everyone. Good job.
>> No. 21685
>>21682

Then therefore you YOURSELF are also horrible, becuase you've done the eaxact same thing before
>> No. 21686
>>21683
AND YOU'll DO THAT BY BEING UN-ORIGINAL AND BY DOING THE SAME THINGS EVERYONE ELSE DOES!!!
>> No. 21687
As for society... the way people like you and other ont he corrupted government act... there probably doesn't even deserve to BE a society...! And I'm not th eonly one who thinks this

IMPRISON THEM ALL!! LOCK THEM UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY!! SHOW NOW MERCY!!!
>> No. 21688
>>21683

Mykan dear, if there is one thing you can't do, it's suppress your urges. You have so little control of your life that I can't even laugh at it. It's that sad.
>> No. 21689
>>21686

Look... I'm just saying that being a respetcible member of Soceity will not get me anything nice
>> No. 21690
>>21688

Yes you can... you're just not trying hard enough!
>> No. 21691
>>21689
fine, then be an un-respectable member of our society. become a fucking criminal and get the fuck out.
i hope some angry crack head with a piece of sharp glass greets you open armed
>> No. 21692
>>21689

So you just leech off of society instead? You just take all that you're getting and whine about how people are evil and deserve to die?
>> No. 21693
>>21689

So you only will do things if you get something in return... Entitled asshat
>> No. 21694
>>21693

No... you just do whatever it is that's nice then leave empty handed. Simple as that!
>> No. 21695
>>21694

Yeah... that tends to happen. It's called doing good things.
>> No. 21696
>>21695

That means... NO one acknowledges you did it either. They're not supposed ot CARE you did it... or even GUESS that you did it.

You just do it and then LEAVE... you were never there, you have nothing to show for it, not even a simple thank you.

Just leave...!
>> No. 21697
>>21694
you see what happens if when you do good things you build up a REPUTATION and people recognize that REPUTATION and will eventually do good things for you!
too bad you soil yours on a daily basis. it honestly looks worse than a waste treatment plant(oh wait, waste treatment plants are actually very clean, so uh, how about a sewer? overflowing with fecal matter?)
>> No. 21698
>>21697

I said... you get NOTHING...not even a Repuation! You are an INVISIBLE PERSON
>> No. 21699
>>21697

Sewers are still complex, incredibly useful systems that have benefited humanity greatly.
>> No. 21700
>>21699

That changes nothing... you still get nothing.

Don't take their money, don't stay around for handshakes, don't even take a card a kid made as a Thank you sign...

You... just... leave!

You said it yourselves... you dont do these things to be recognised or be awarded.
>> No. 21701
>>21698

Since the concept of altruism seems as alien to you as... well, just about everything else...

Offer us your wisdom. Explain how your way has been of benefit to you. Explain how your principles have made you successful. Explain why we should take your claims seriously.
>> No. 21702
>>21701

Altrism is not strange to me...

I do this to myself so other people can live...
>> No. 21703
I write fics becuase this way I can provide corrections to cartoons I hated or things I wanted to see...

Also becuase I don't have anything else to do...

I also don't want give into urges and fall love with anyone in real life... so... this helps to surpress it.

What;s wrong about not wanting to fall in love and die alone?
>> No. 21704
>>21703

You didn't answer. Explain how it has benefited you.
>> No. 21708
it's funny because he is basically in quicksand. the harder he struggles the deeper he gets
>> No. 21712
So Mickey, you really wish society to crumble, just because you are twisted.
You know, I openly admit that there are many things wrong here and there with common society, but what you say about putting other into prison just for being themselves proves, that yu are not in any way "above" us.
It just rather proves that you are the twisted asshole I am calling you out over and over again, because only an asshole would want to think about neutralizing people just for the thought of having sex. Not to forget your constant ass whinning about wanting to put critics on death camp like contructs/prison, soiling on the memories of tragedies and such for your own benefit etc.
>> No. 21714
Maniak... Can I ask you... what would you do to surpress urges like... falling in love?
>> No. 21715
>>21714
psshh, that's easy.

one word:

Pornography
>> No. 21717
>>21715

Ahem... wrong answer... no falling in love means

-No porn
-No looking at any female or pretty thing whatsoever
-No sex
-No romantic feelings...

You're not just getting rid of falling in love... you're getting rid of it ALL... everything that goes with it...
>> No. 21718
>>21717
become a eunuch then you fuckwit.
trust me, the gene pool will breath a lot more easily.
bonus points if you post pics(just so we can make sure)
>> No. 21721
You're not allowed to do that either...>>
>> No. 21722
>>21721
why the fuck not. it completes everything you want. no penis, no balls, no love. everything fits exactly what you want.
please remove your balls and penis you ass-mongeler. please for the love of humanity. for the love of all things holy and good. PLEASE cut off your fucking junk so we can finally get that fucking discussion out of the fucking way AND WE NEVER HAVE TO BRING IT UP AGAIN!
>> No. 21723
>>21722

Uh no...!

What you suggested is completely stupid
>> No. 21724
>>21723
and i quote
>"You're not just getting rid of falling in love... you're getting rid of it ALL... everything that goes with it..."
Eunuch. to. the. very. letter.
you shit-muncher
>> No. 21725
That's quite enough! Stop swearing! You are not gonna win
>> No. 21726
>>21725
bitch-shit-cock-dick-cunt-whore-ass-damn-slut-fuck-zebra-jewbag-hick-wetback-fag-queer-mung-chink-catholic-mykan-George_W_Bush.

Am i missing any?
jackass
>> No. 21727
>>21726

And you wonder why I often say horrid things? You just got your answer.
>> No. 21728
>>21726
mfw nigg-er gets filtered into zebra
>> No. 21729
>>21728

I'm never going to stop writing... its better than being bored
>> No. 21736
zebra? That's really offensive to me.
>> No. 21737
>>21736

Don't bother, June, Anonymus just plain doesn't care who lives or dies
>> No. 21738
How did they copy your videos and do your voice?
>> No. 21746
>>21737
ANONYMOUS DECIDES WHO LIVES AND WHO DIES, EARTHMAN.
>> No. 21747
And the stupid meter goes back to full...

Well Winter Wrap up won't help
>> No. 21753
>>21737

IMPUDENT FOAL! THE GODDESS' POWER IS BEYOND UNDERSTANDING, BEYOND THE COMPREHENSION OF FOALISH IMPUDENTS SUCH AS THYSELF! TO MIMIC THE VOICE OF ONE SO LOWLY AS THE ALLEGED "KING OF DAKARIS" IS A MATTER WHICH REQUIRES A TRULY LAUGHABLE AMOUNT OF OUR GREAT AND POWERFUL MAGICAL STRENGTH.

WHEN THE TIME COMES FOR THOU AND THY ILK TO JOIN US IN GLORIOUS UNITY, WE WILL PURGE ALL IMPERFECTIONS IN THY GENETIC MAKE-UP, THAT NAUGHT BUT THE BETTER PARTS OF THE "DAKARI-KING" AND HIS ASSOCIATES WILL CONTRIBUTE TO OUR PERFECTION.

FEW THOUGH THOSE BETTER PARTS MAY BE.
>> No. 21754
blah blah blah mykan is a moron, blah blah blah his stories are shit, blah blah blah blah.

im sorry, just need to post the hourly reminder and i didn't feel like being a smart ass.
>> No. 21756
Funny. Several hours passed and I never got an answer. Who would have thought?
>> No. 21757
*Yawn*
>> No. 21765
next time on "my little unicorn: The Equestrians shall stay in the kitchen":

Derpy Hooves will lose her children Dinky and Sparkler, because according to the Grand Ruler, she is not fit to take care of them. Watch how Dakari King Mykan will rip off the famous Famly Guy episode where Peter turns out to be retarted, so that he can make a stupid point of how he thinks Derpy is shit, while also insulting the mentally handicapped like a professional writer of Family Guy.

And with that, welcome to "Maniak forecasts the next storylines", where I will mock the shit out of the potential sequel to the fanfic, most people already don`t care about in a positive way.
>> No. 21766
>>21765
im enthralled. do continue.
>> No. 21778
>>21766
Well, then here what his sequel will probably be about:
A few months after the crap in his story, Celesto rules on his own, while Luna and Celestia are kept under control by drugging them with tons of Poison Joke, mixed with saltwater, turning them into the "girlie toys" Hasbro wants them to be.
While Celesto tries to establish his male driven Dystopia, Rhymey tries to hit on Fluttershy even harder. He also founds the KKK of "United Equestria", trying to get rid of zebras in the world, because he wants to be the only rhyming creature on the entire planet, seeing how rhyming like a moron is his only stick.
Twilight gets thrown out of the library by Inquerius and shall now become a state mage, cause Celesto wants to start a war with the griffons, using all pure born unicorns in the country as soldiers. Why? Because he wants to rod them out and establish his reign of the master race known as "Mary Sue Corns". Furthermore, he also starts to build up rainbow factories in which he tries to get rid of Rainbow Dash, cause he can`t stand the thought of strong minded female creatures, who manage to outfly his lustboy Lightning Dawn, who by now not only has goten the rainbow rod, but also the rianbow cock ring.
>> No. 21779
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21779
>>21778
>rainbow cock ring

I couldn't help giggle when I read that. Though... Hmm, "rainbow rods" exist, so maybe...

*Googles*

Ooooo, pretty!
>> No. 21783
>>21779
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, in the land of Equestria, where the Mary Sue Alicorns lie.

Furthermore, there will be new villains to cover up the story, so that there is any conflict at all and not just the characters turning into the intelligent equivalent of Teletubbies/Care Bears.
The villains will be called the "B.R.O.N.I.E.S" and are lead by the Lauren Faustus, her Husband Mephistopheles McCrakchead and their first general Thiessen (the bastard son of Titan), who observed in the shadows Titan`s rising and helped him escape his prison, after Faustus heard of the existance of the Grand Ruler, who was foreseen to one day destroy her creation, better known as Equestria. Which basically was the case with the events of the first story. As it turns out, the reason why the Grand Ruler is such a Sue is not because he is born special or the hero of some prophecy (that was bullshit Titan`S father made up to troll him), but because he is the physical embodiment of every MLP Mary Sue ever created.

Titan by the way was going with becoming Faustus puppet, because she promised him something the Grand Ruler took away from him a long time ago: Common sense. Unfortunately, the entire plan fell apart, because not even Faustus could foresee, that the Grand Ruler is such a Mary Sue/reality leech.
>> No. 21784
Nope...
>> No. 21786
>>21784
Also, in order to get really meta, it turns out that the entire MLU thing is infact the idea of Mykan Spotswood (or however the last name is), the Mykan OC of 7teen. You know, Mykan`s sad attempt at continuing 6teen. He wants to sell the idea towards Hasbro... and they kick him in the streets, saying his idea is raping the entire thing they have worked on for three years now and earning the most money in history of the MLP franchise.
>> No. 21787
>>21786

hasbro does not make 6teen
>> No. 21790
>>21787
You don`t understand, what "meta" means, do you?
Watch Phelous.

Also I foresee, that Mykan will manage to turn Lyra against Celestia, by offering her the chance to get real hands. Which in the hands of a good author woudl naturally lead to some self concious conflict. But in Mykan`s case, she just turns into "Lady Heartstring" and wants to summon the "Dark Void" to destroy all of Equestria, so that anthropomorphism reigns.
>> No. 21791
>>21790

Nope

And Nope
>> No. 21792
>>21791
You are really taking what I say here serious, aren`t you?

Okay, lets face it, what will Mykan probably do in the story? Rape Twilight. Why? Because as he said himself: The hoofed whore deserves it.

Next he will mutilate Rainbow Dash, rape Applebloom in front of her sister and reenact the garbage that is known as the SHED.mov.
Why? Because it is Mykan and he wishes the Equestrians to suffer cvause they dare to teach others about the importance of friendship, when his life is the proof, that you can make it even without friends, as long as you have mindless dimwits who think your garbage is worth gold.
>> No. 21793
>>21792

Nope, and if you stop being a SHITFAG, maybe I'll tell you
>> No. 21794
And for the final act, the Grand Ruler will stay over Celestia, in her hooves the lifeless body of Luna, who had been impaled by the three golden horns of his big douchery. And when Celestia asks him, why he killed her little sister, he will just say:

She was 1600 years old, so she was old enough to deserve to be killed, when she tells me, I should change.
>> No. 21796
>>21794

Nope. There is no rape
>> No. 21797
Mykan seems a bit like a Tourette Syndrome stereotype in the way he types, with those sudden interjections of his.

"SHITFAG!"
>> No. 21798
>>21797

You should talk, you're full of it yourself ya know
>> No. 21799
>>21796
No Mickey Mouse, there is rape. Rape of the canon. You rape the personalities of the characters people really care about. Celesto and Co on the other hand... let me put it up like that: Considering I am german, I will probably one day or another find a final solution for them.
>> No. 21800
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21800
>>21798
>> No. 21801
>>21799

That is not rape
>> No. 21802
Mickey, what you do is rape towards the characters. And don`t try to come to me and tell me, that like with Davis and BB you are just trying new things in which you imagine them. Cause you know what? You don`t know how to write any of the characters at all. If you would try and give Fluttershy character development, we would just end with a second Starla. How is that? Because you Mykan, don`t know how to write female characters at all. Which is understandable. The first thing that comes to your mind when watching FiM is, that the girls are all fruity. Coming from the guy who walks on conventions around in one of the gayest cosplays I ever saw. And I saw people dressing up as actual drag queens.
>> No. 21803
>>21802

I repeat: That is not rape
>> No. 21804
>>21803
Applebloom: Mister, why are you writing us completely out of character?
Scootaloo: Yeah. My plot already starts to hurt from you sticking your rainbow rod up my backside, just so I say exactly what you want to hear.
>> No. 21805
>>21804

I already have plans to fix up those crappy cuite crusaders. And Writing them in character is not making it your own thing, and does not serve as a remedy
>> No. 21806
>>21805
The cutie mark crusaders and crap? How so? After all, you still use Scootaloo`s design as basis for your own crappy characters.
Let me guess: you want to kill them/beat them up, because they represent the concept of children actually being happy. And you hate children, depsite performing from them. They probably also remind you of the children friends you never had or the fact, that children actually can enjoy life and have higher goals than you ever have, even if it just includes finding their special talent.

Either that or you want to erase Cutie MArks from existence and everythign related to it, because now it turns into "your" cosmos, you talentless hack.
>> No. 21807
Wait, so do I have this right? Mykan thinks he's original for not pursuing romance because everyone else grew out of hating cooties in the third grade? Not that I have any complaints since contributing to the gene pool is the worst thing you could do.

So then why are you submitting to the urge to eat solid food since everyone else does it? Why not live on baby formula? It would be original.
>> No. 21808
>>21805
And another thing: The cutie mark crusaders are not your thing. Also Celestia and co are not your own. In fact, you should be forbidden from ever using their names at all, because you are as much a disgrace to the bronies as you are to the human race and Canada in general.
>> No. 21809
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21809
Hi Mykan I loved your story. :3
>> No. 21810
>>21806

They are going to grow up, and learn to stop trying so hard to earn their cutie marks. They don't need cutie marks to be important or special.

As for the design... that can be easily altered...
>> No. 21811
>>21810
Mykan, they are kids. They are just having fun.
And if you would also watch something else, you would see, that earning their cutie marks is not everything for them. But then again, you probably only watched one episode and are also too dense to relaize, where their real talents lie.

As for you Mykan, I know what your special talent is: Writing shitty fanfics. Therefore your cutie mark is a pile of horseapples out of which a fanfiction script is showing.
>> No. 21812
>>21811

I've seen alot of FIM at this point... and a lot of it is downright CRAP!!!

Like Is aid... the kids are going to grow up, and no I don't have a cutie mark and don't want one.

Besides... the only thing I can picture them doing is eating a full bag of cookies all at once and getting a tummy ache
>> No. 21813
>>21812
Ladies and Gentlemen, Dakari King Mykan: The manchild of 25 years who thinks FiM is crap and still wants to write fanfic about it, so that he can force his own ideas for children shows on it. Children shows, inspired by garbage löike the Care Bears, Teletubbies and other stuff, that gave birth to an entire generation of future psychopaths.

Yeah Mykan, you can only imagine them eating too much cookies and getting an tummy ache. And why would they not want Cutie Marks? Those things are showing up one day or another, as soon as they find their talent and embrace it. Oh right, you rather want those ugly, cold registration numbers on their flanks.

But this also just shows, how "imaginative" you are, as long as it does not involve blowing shit up or making something about stupid teenagers in a mall, who will never succed in life.
... dear lord, the cast of 6teen represents what you are.
>> No. 21814
>>21811
But Mykan wouldn't be a pony, he'd most likely be an ass. Do asses get cutie marks?
>> No. 21815
>>21813

I told you, the number do not appear on the body, they are on the cloths, they are only for identification, not to show talents are specialties. Who says you need a mark to show talent?

You really hate 6teen that much?
>> No. 21816
>>21814
well, I have heard that some ass is showing up in two weeks in FiM, so we will know.

On another note, what do you think, Mykan thinks is a good animated show for little kids then, if MLP is crap in his eyes? Ren and Stimpy? Mucha Lucha? Totally Slu... I mean Spies? 6teen? Yugioh 5D?
>> No. 21817
>>21816

Maniak... that's quite enough. Stop assuming what you think I'm going to say or do. Can you?

And stop dissing 6teen... that show is not for little kids it's for ages 10 and up
>> No. 21818
>>21816
I don't think there is one in his eyes. So he will write and voice it.

Although he might like that one about the girl with downs
>> No. 21819
>>21815
Hate it? No Mykan. I hate the APPLE, DRESS and SHED.mov data. I hate Cupcakes. I hate "If I was your nazi". I hate it, when I have to stand for 15 minutes in line just to get a Yufka at my favorite Doener stand. 6teen?
I look at it, like any human being looks at a wart he wants to get rid off.

And hey, why should I show any sort of tolerance or respect to your shows, if you are going out and tell everyone that FiM is crap and that they should all die or are disgusting? I mean yeah, I make fun of Bronies with a capital B myself. But that is, because I know about the shit some of them make up (e.g. clopfics) You? You hate on an entire show, its fanbase and the people behind it, because the show dares to be entertaining for kids and is not just about characters who are pure goody two shoes unlike the Care Bears you care so much about, you send me freaking links to your favorite episodes, so that I can see how you imagine Titan as a "No Heart" knock off.
>> No. 21820
>>21818

Why would there be someone in my eyes?
>> No. 21821
Mykan's hatred of cutie marks simply means that he's terrified of what they represent.
>> No. 21822
>>21820
Right. The only thing in your eye is the cum of BB, Davis and the Grand Ruler, that got stuck there after you jerked them off.
>> No. 21823
>>21819

No Maniak... you were dissing shows long before I knew of Fim. You never showed any respect at all... (You mock it once, you hate it) It's as simple as that. Got it?
>> No. 21824
>>21821

Dar... I don't need the cutie marks, but that means they had to be replaced, and I don't see you replacing them with anything better
>> No. 21825
>>21823
Which means, you are also now a mocker, seeing how you hate FiM and mock it with your stupid little story and the sequel that you will write sooner or later just to "show us all" how much you don`t care about MLP.
Mykan, face it: All you care about is the following:

Mykan: LOVE ME! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF THE CATHOLIC GOD, LOVE ME! I JUST WANT TO BE APPRECIATED LIKE ANYBODY ELSE! WHY DON`T I GET THE SAME LOVE FOR MY WORK THAN THOSE WITH ACTUAL TALENT? AND WHY DOES DADDY LOVE THE BOTTLE MORE THAN ME?!
>> No. 21826
>>21820
It means in your view/perspective/or opinion. In other words you don't think there is a good cartoon for kids.

And would it kill you to read a fucking book so you can be familiar with commonly used expressions?
>> No. 21827
>>21824
You know why Darvulia does not replace them? Because she wants the Cutie Marks to stay. Cause here is the deal Mykan: You are only one single person who wants to get rid of them. No one else here want. Perhaps June, but she would also suck your cock cause she is so desperate.

So yeah, as a "friendly" advice and a hint: No one likes your unicorn/alicorns. They are shit, like anything else you ever came up with. When I see them, all I think of are stillborn foals.
>> No. 21828
>>21825

Maniak... I don't care about what FIM shows us... it's wrong and doesn't work. You even demonstrated that it doesn't work yourself!

So I'm changing that...

"Now we know what we're up agianst. Whole races of creatures living in the other dimensions. Some good, and some wicked, some to help, and some to fight."
>> No. 21829
Mykan don't listen to the haters and keep doing your own awesome thing!

Also why is the first post not working?
>> No. 21830
Link in the first post*
>> No. 21831
>>21827
And just what is wrong with having winged unicorns?

There are Ground ponies

Pegasi (Ground ponies with wings)

Ground Unicorns

And now there are Wiggned unicorns.

I see nothing wrong with that
>> No. 21832
>>21831
Goddamn you are fucking incoriggible. Its stupid because they are all the same. They have no reason to team up and work together because they can do everything
>> No. 21833
>>21831

Alicorns.
>> No. 21834
They are not Alicorns... only Celestia Celesto and Luna are Alicorns.

The others are just plain Wigned unicorns, and they CAN'T do everything...
>> No. 21837
What Pony is that?
>> No. 21838
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21838
Mykan could you add this pony in your next fanfic? :D
>> No. 21839
I reuploaded it, it is an original pony. :)
>> No. 21840
>>21838

Besides... I'm not sure when I can make it or if I can. I'm angry enough with FIM, and I'm burried up to my neck in other project

Teen Titans needs a new Things Change punishing...

More 7teen need to be made...

A new TT idol or a remastering of the End of ends...
>> No. 21841
It looks kind of like Ernie... but I will have to add new charcters so maybe I will.

After all, the most recurring enemy will be ponies/
>> No. 21842
You're a malevolent, omnicidal god of destruction, Mykan. I would be horrified beyond belief if I were a tiny, pastel horse with a tramp stamp.
>> No. 21844
Oh Mickey... you don`t even know what you are in for.
Let`s face it, here is the deal: On Anime North 2012 in Toronto, you will be the laughing stock of all bronies showing up. Why? Because your fanfic so far is already infamous here and on ponychan. The only board that is missing is Equestria Daily.
Face it Mykan, you are the same as your fanfics: A shit.

As for you and thinking that all FiM is teaching is "wrng", I find that funny. Cause if you would still be allowed around children you closeted child molester, you would still also try to teach them that. That they can also make friends and that you should not judge other people on the first glace.
But hey, just proves that you are a hypocrite.

And what are you now going to do? Put me in one of your revenge fics? Yeah well, just do it. If I may have a saying in it, I want to be the doctor who does the world a favor and erforms the abortion on Terra`s little satan spawns.
>> No. 21845
Mykan, I rescind my comment about you being a cult leader, because that would imply you being competent
>> No. 21846
Yeah... still not caring, and believe its all of you who are shit!
>> No. 21847
>>21842

Well guess what, you always have been
>> No. 21848
>>21845
yeah, go and tell tht towards you as long as you want. meanwhile we are having our lives while you will probably live further in your parents house till the day you die, hating on fictional shows because they actually manage to be something you are not: positive and educational in some way.
>> No. 21849
>>21848

Yah... still not caring. It doesn't matter if I was positive or educational the way you want...

NO SOCIALIZING!!!
>> No. 21852
>>21848
Did you just confuse me with MYKAN?
>> No. 21853
>>21852

Whatever... I've done nothing wrong
>> No. 21856
>>21852
i think it's easy to assume it was a miss-click
relax
>> No. 21857
>>21856

Whatever...
>> No. 21858
>>21853
bull fucking shit
>> No. 21859
>>21858

Bull nothing.

Doing something wrong: Becoming somethign you loathe and despise
>> No. 21860
>>21859
ITS LIKE IT WAS MADE JUST FOR YOU!!!
>> No. 21861
>>21860

Still not carring...

What? You want me to get a job and become angrier? Not a good idea
>> No. 21867
I have a job, but you don't have to get one if you wish not to
>> No. 21869
>>21861

"Mike, can you take this bag out back to the dumpster?"

"RRRRRRRGGGG!!! I... CAN'T... TAKE IT... ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE...!

*tarnsformers into Lou Ferrigno as THE INCREDIBLE HULK*

"Mike, this is the third time you've pulled this nonsense. You've had ample warning and opportunity to change your behavior, and you've failed completely. You're fired."

"GRRR...! As if I need you're MONEY... Your PATHETIC you SHITFAG."
>> No. 21871
>>21869

W'ever... still not caring
>> No. 21872
blah blah blah mykan sucks etc etc
still dont feel like being a smart ass.
>> No. 21873
>>21872

Heres an idea: Quit acting like one
>> No. 21879
People, back off! Mykan's fic wasn't bad at all! I actually found it quite good, especially United-Equestria, which I thought was really cool! I don't understand why you're making fun of him like this, what did he do wrong?

Mykan, I have an idea. You need to get your fic to a place that DOESN'T have all these horrible flamers making fun of your every move. Plus, your fic is too good for Fanfiction, anyway. A fic of that caliber needs to go on FiMFiction!

I know you say it's "not FiM", but this would be a way to get your great MiB fic to a bunch of Bronies who DON'T hate you.

You don't even have to do anything. If you tell me I can, I'll make an account and upload it for you, simple as that!
>> No. 21880
Please it won't stop them... I never uploaded my fic here, I only came to this crappy site becuase someone posed as me and told a whole bunch of lies and deciet!!

I came here to set things straight, now I find that Project After had been the brains of this site the whole time, and almost everyone else here is just as mixed up and needs a serious talking to....!!
>> No. 21881
>>21880

No, this site has NOTHING to do with FimFiction at all! It would be a chance to get your fic more POSITIVE comments!
>> No. 21882
>>21881

fat chance of that... the people... if you can call em people... I'm convinced they actually DILIBERTLY TRY and get people to go agianst me for telling them thigns that aren't really true...
>> No. 21883
>>21880

Yes, you've found us out. Project AFTER is behind every single person on the internet who doesn't like your fan fiction. It is literally impossible to hate your writing without being a terrorist.
>> No. 21884
>>21883
errorist Shmerorist... bladda bladda bladda...

That's all that ever comes out of your mouth whenever there's so much as a single epxlosion in my fics...
>> No. 21885
>>21882

But Mykan, AFTER can't reach you on FimFiction, as none of them have an account there! Your story would be completely free from them there!
>> No. 21886
>>21884
which is understandable, cause you want to be a terrorist.
>> No. 21887
Wrong... Maniak is one of them... The other annonmuys (Al Cone) is one of them... Dracula Marth is a 3rd...

Take a look at the shit they just said...

"Becuase I want to be a Terroist" Do you know how SICK AND FILTHY TIRED I AM OF HEARING THAT and them spreading that lie!

I am not a terroist... I don't want to be one an dI don't support it or glofiry it!!!
>> No. 21888
>>21885

Besides I don't want to be part of FIM fiction... and I don't want to be a brony

I think FIM is terrible
>> No. 21889
>>21888

Maybe some Bronies could learn how much better MiB is if they read it!

And you're not going to be a part of FimFiction, I am. I'm only going to post your fic if you let me, you don't have to do anything else. That won't make you a Brony at all.
>> No. 21890
>>21887

"Wrong... Maniak is one of them... The other annonmuys (Al Cone) is one of them... Dracula Marth is a 3rd..."

No, you're thinking about this site, FimChan. FimFICTION is completely different and unrelated.
>> No. 21891
>>21890

Do you have a YT account or any other way we can talk...?

Also... it won't stop these guys... they go everywhere they can... and do whatever they can...
>> No. 21892
>>21891
kinda like you Mickey. I told you, you are too dumb to make a good MLP fanfic. And because I attacked your ego, you wanted to go there where no autistic manchild wanted to go before and destroy FiM. Next time I am going to tell you about the movie "Citizen Cane" and then lets see how you are going to write a revenge fic to that movie.
Or perhaps I should tell you about WWII a bit more and you really start to write War stories, but you are then letting the nazis win by burning down Moskau.

The "I don`t want to be a brony part" by the way: too late. you are part of the herd. but we are all glad, when you land in the glue factory.
>> No. 21893
>>21891

Sorry, I don't.

But, here's the big thing: On FimFiction, I can delete ANY negative comments on your fic. Not just the ones by anons, ANYTHING, including things by the AFTER people.

Just tell me I can upload it, and I'll send it in!
>> No. 21894
>>21893

*Sighs*

All right... you can do it... I want to have a link when it's posted so I can keep an eye on things myself
>> No. 21895
>>21893
Please, Mykan wouldn`t. Why? Because he is too much of a Scootaloo/chicken.
But hey, at least it means one thing: I won. Because I proved once and for all, that Michael Mikulak is a complete failure and deserves to be laughed at, seeing how he doesn`t even manage one acceptable MLP story or is too afraid to just take a risk. Now bow before "Maniak", the avatar of chaos and mockery. *sarcasm*
>> No. 21896
>>21895

Maniak... is there something you want?
>> No. 21897
>>21894

Do you want me to post it all at once, or one chapter every few days so more people read it?
>> No. 21898
>>21897

All at once...

BTW... what do you think of what Maniak's been saying?
>> No. 21899
>>21896
well, the first issues of Superman ever, because they are orth around half a million, but otherwise... how about an apology towards the entire fanbase of FiM from your side, cause you started to insult them at first.
>> No. 21900
I don't think you want an appology Maniak.
>> No. 21901
>>21900
as if you are even able to sincerely apologize. I remember the half orphan you made cry with the fact that you thought, BB`s life is more dramatic than hers. may I remind you, the girl has lost her father and got raped?
and when you told me you wanted to apologize you also said basically "so what? Apologizing won`t change anything to her"
yeah, empathy and originality are foreign words for you
>> No. 21902
>>21900
You're right, we don't want an apology, we want to take you on a complimentary tour through the Rainbow Factory! And maybe afterwards we can make some Cupcakes!
>> No. 21903
See, you don't want an appology? So back to my question... what do you want?
>> No. 21904
>>21903
flew right over his head
>> No. 21905
>>21904

I'm waiting... what do you want?
>> No. 21906
>>21905
Oh? I get to ask for things now?

AWESOME

Ok, I want like 5 bags of Funyuns, 3 fat packs of the Dark Ascension set of Magic: The Gathering cards, a grilled cheese sandwich, a Coca Cola in a glass bottle(fun fact, Coke in a glass bottle does, in-fact, taste better than from inside a can), some melee weapons for Demo-knighting on Team Fortress 2, and world peace by the spreading of friendship and kindness through the life lessons taught by My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Oh also some Nacho Cheese(it tastes great with Funyuns)
>> No. 21908
>>21906

You want what? World peace? Could've fooled me.
>> No. 21910
I think it's funny
I pity you Mykan. I think everyone here does.
you are so truly and utterly pathetic its laughable. you have so severely fucked up your life, and your stubbornness just hammers in the nail to the coffin you have made for yourself. I can't wait for the day everything comes to bite you in the ass and you realize how badly you have fucked up.
Until that day, live your pitiful, ignorant life. cry yourself to sleep about cartoon shows. hide away from the rest of the world behind your computer scream.
>> No. 21911
>>21910

Now I know for sure you don't want world peace, and you also don't want FIM to be teaching things.
>> No. 21912
>>21893

>>I can delete any and all negative comments. Making it easier for you to live in denial.

Mykan, I like how you are repeatedly posting about how much you don't care, but you keep posting here. If you really don't care what we have to say, then why are you atill talking to us?
>> No. 21913
>>21912

Becuase you got a big mouth, that's why
>> No. 21914
>>21913

It's "because", you dumbass.
>> No. 21915
>>21912
(its because he is lonely, and this is the closest thing he has to actual human interaction without having to pull his head out of his ass)
>> No. 21916
No... it's because you're a liar. You don't want world peace. You couldn't care less of the steak I eat was once a cow.

*Slices the steak*
>> No. 21919
>>21916
ok, you caught me. It's true, i would rather live in the post apocalyptic world of Fallout. Sue me for wanting a world where people enjoy life by just surviving.
>> No. 21920
>>21919

That's what I thought, and just WHY would you want to live like that?
>> No. 21921
>>21916
*Grabs steak. Puts entire thing in big mouth. Chews.*

Mmm... juicy!
>> No. 21922
>>21921

Yes it is... I love a good rare thick Rib eye steak...
>> No. 21923
>>21901
>>21903

It's posts like this that makes me return to this thread. I admit, I'm fascinated. I've never before seen such a disgusting, self-centered piece of shit. (Excuse my language.) It seems he's dead set on proving that he has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

And his most likely reply to this post is "Well niether have you, WHORE!" or something similar.
>> No. 21924
>>21922

I prefer mine medium-rare, but whatever floats your boat.

>>21923

Wait, you've seen Chris-Chan, right?
>> No. 21925
>>21923

Actually you have seen someone worse than me... when you wake up in the morning and look into your mirror and spend endless, and pointless hours atempting to make yourself look pretty for a buch of adolecent males who would probbaly wouldn't spit on you if your hair was on fire, or honk their horns at you if you stood in the middle of the street witht he words "Honk if you like these" scribbled on your ugly twins...

...

*Pretends to blow the mouth of a gun*
>> No. 21926
>>21924

Are you kidding...? He's all fat and no good stuff.
>> No. 21927
>>21922

dude, you just--you JUST used that as an example for why your detractors have no soul. And now you--now you're--ugh. UGH. UGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG.

It's like you completely lack the ability to remember things that happened to you fifteen seconds ago. You're like the guy from the movie Memento. I'm starting to think that Christopher Nolan RPs as you for some whacked-out filmmaker character study.
>> No. 21928
>>21922
Eww, rare? disgusting. what are you? some savage animal that can't cook food?
>>21920
Because this society is corrupt. corporations and blah blah blah, political bullshit.
A nuclear annihilation society reset is exactly what we need right now. we have developed as far as we are going to get until extra-terrestrial life introduces us to the great expanses of the universe. The logical course of action would be mutual annihilation because of World War III which is most likely going to be a resource war over oil, and other bullshit political agendas. In the end millions upon millions will die, but humanity will honestly be better off because of it. we get to rebuild society, from the ground up, but we still have access to all our greatest accomplishments so far.
doesn't that sound wonderful?
>> No. 21929
Actually I can cook...

It's that I've only ever eaten Rare steaks. They seem so thick and juciy, especially with the right seasoning and a spread of garlic butter
>> No. 21930
Memento? Never heard of it
>> No. 21931
>>21924

Yeah, I have. Chris-chan is practically retarded though. He can't help it. Mykan should know better.
>> No. 21932
>>21929
just, ugh. if you cook it rare you get little to no fat out of the actual meat. and then there is still all that blood inside. god help you if it is infected with salmonella or other bacteria or maybe even parasites like tapeworms because you sure as hell arent going to get them out of the meat when it is only cooked rare.
cook it well done. leaves just the faintest traces of pink and you get to actually taste the steak.
>> No. 21933
>>21925

It's like I'm psychic or something.

Also, Mykan seems really obsessed with the thought of my hair being on fire.
>> No. 21934
>>21933
lol, i love you darvulia. you, tk, maniak, and draculamarth make this thread fun. plus I enjoy intelligence
>> No. 21935
ok, ths little anon needs to go to bed. I have Engineering stuff to do in the morning. plus I have to get up in like 4 hours, and that is not exactly healthy.
>> No. 21936
>>21933
He likes to imagine that you are Sweet Tooth.
>> No. 21937
>>21935
You don`t have to tell me.
So yeah, here have a lullaby:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQs-W7_gFrM

Mykan: WAAAAHHH! I hate Fluttershy. Just let some bear eat her!

Oh and Mykan, seeing how you didn`T get the rianbow factory or Cupcakes reference (last one being kind of an achievement, cause I told you about it once or twice) and because repeating the joke over and over when you don`T get it is boring, here an explanation so that people can move on to make other references to the fandom you don`t understand:

Rainbow Factory and Cupcakes are two infamous fanfics in the FiM fandom. The first one is about Scootaloo and some of her pegasus friends failing a flying test and as a result they get killed of in a factory, where they make out of their intestines the ingredients of fluid rainbow.
The later one is about Pinkie Pie killing Rainbow Dash and turning her into Cupcakes.
But I guess you are forgetting that all in less than 12 hours because it is not about you, so I am going to tell it to you in a way you actually may remember:

We are now going to write a story where we will throw Lightning, Starla and all your other abominations in a giant blender and turn them into colorful rainbow juice which we then sell to the Teletubbies so they can color their fur. As for the Grand Ruler, we bake him into a bunch of Cupcakes and muffins we sell to Hannibal Cloptor.

But wait, Cookie is something else, you know how I kill him?

Maniak: *throws Cookie in a tank full of cookies, that then get crashed by a giant hydraulic press* Well, I guess that`S how the cookie crumbles.
>> No. 21938
>>21894

Done! Until it's truly uploaded in the next day or two, use this password to view it: uniforce

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/9894/My-Little-Unicorn%3A-Believing-is-Magic
>> No. 21946
>>21938

I don't see a password and it's... "Magic is Believing"
>> No. 21947
>>21946
Really? I thought it is "Mykan is just an attention whore who thinks he can write pony fanfiction."

Say Michael, just out of interest: You say you hate FiM. I mean, is there really nothing good at all you can say about it?
>> No. 21948
>>21938

This will either be very interesting to see, or very boring.

Somehow, I think that exposure is the last thing Magic is Believing needs.
>> No. 21949
>>21948
And the time will come, where Mykan will be buried under the hate and flames of thousand of bronies all over the world. And while he gets beaten up by them, he will look up to me and say "Save me". And I will answer...
fuck you, I am watching Lesson Zero.
>> No. 21950
>>21949

That's quite enough!

What is your problem...?
>> No. 21951
>>21947

Is there anything Good you can say out of me?

Are you ever going to quit mocking?

Are you ever going to stop trying to get people to hate me?
>> No. 21952
How many quotes, references, etc, have flown right over Mykan's head in this thread so far?
>> No. 21953
>>21951
No Mickey, I am never going to quit mocking. Why? Because there is stuff worth to be mocked.
Or do you want to tell me again, that "If I was your nazi" should be defended? You know, the fanfiction about gay nazis killing jews, so that we can have high school drama in the third reich. Oh wait, you said you actually defend this crap.

Which automatically leads to the answer of the question, if I will ever stop mocking you: No, I won`T. Because you are a borderline nazi and rape supporting, hate filled, despicable, completely insane, psychopathic, full of himself douchebag. You could never admit, that you made some sort of mistake.

I mean come on. You really think your unicornicopia garbage is better than anything done by Lauren Faust and her team? You are only butthurt because someone told you once more, that there is something better than you. But if you really are jealous of anything better than you, shoudln`T you also be jealous of animals like slugs? Cause even a slug does more good for the planet than you will ever do.
>> No. 21954
>>21952

Now you listen. There is nothing wrong with my unicorns.

What is this the conflict you wanted?

...

Rarity: That drawing of yours is completly wrong. It's the upmost disgraceful thing I've ever seen?

Artie: Look, Rarity, I did the best that I could

Rairty: Ha! At this rate we will be laughing stock of the art show. I'll never win with a partner like you!

Artie: Really? Well if that's how you feel, MISS RAIRTY, you can finish the paitning yourself, becuase I QUIT, how do you like that. HUH!
>> No. 21955
>>21953

Did anyone ever tell you Maniak... you deserve to be beat up?

I am sick to death and tired of I was your Nazi... never heard of it... never read it...

And you are going t shut up about it... or so help me... you come to Anime North... you're going to regret it!
>> No. 21956
>>21954
Mykan, there is everything wrong with your unicorns. In fact, they have been born with no soul. What we got here are soulless goody two shoes. Basically everything Lauren Faust hated to create. In fact, she did not even think of working for Hasbro, considering their reputation of creating boring goody two shoes in regard of MLP, who only solve "problems" by constantly crying or sharing with the villains.

And that is basically what you created. Or would have created if you actually believe in something like "even evil creatures may have something good in them", but the endresult now are mindless shits, of which the Grand Ruler and Lightning could be considered your self inserts, Cookie is what you turned a boring Cookie Monster Expy into after I told you how it sucks, Rhymey is just plain boring and Artie... what is his purpose. I am honest, Abra, Artie and the brothers Dyno and Myte are so often randomly showing up, the "story" could also be told without them.

Oh and Rarity working with Artie? Newsflash Mickey: Rarity is a dressmaker. why should she work together with someone who probably draws as shitty as you, when I look at your recently mocked BB magic voice video.
>> No. 21957
>>21955

Threats of violence, hmm, Mykan?
>> No. 21958
>>21956

Wow, you really must want me to delete the fic for good huh?

You really want me to do nothign, right?
>> No. 21959
>>21955
Yeah, you are sick of "If I was your nazi". I am also sick of it. But I am sick of it, cause I find it disgusting, how people could actually exploit the suffering of holocaust victims for a fanfiction with gay Kingdom Hearts characters.

You are sick of it, because I actually give with it a good argument for shitty work that needs a serious mocking and beat down.

And I would regret it, if I go to anime north? I would probably enjoy the day I come to anime north, because I would give a live reading of your stories and posts, including giving out flyers.
>> No. 21960
Not if I find you first and give you what you've had coming to you for so long...
>> No. 21961
>>21958
Well, not evewn you like it, Mickey. And hey, I can understand that you wrote this piece of garbage, so that you can set your mind right and calm down your gigantic ego. Cause now, at least in the world of a screwed up canadian boy who has been dropped five times at the day of his birth, the superiority of a manchild has been reestablished by the manliness of a three horned alicorn and its rainbow rod.

But seriously, why did you put it up on ff.net at all? To show me, you can write it? You could have just send it to me over PM. No Mickey, the reason you put it up was, because you want to be praised for your "genius". Because you really think your work is good and you want other people to hate on FiM and love your stuff.
But guess what: Even the greatest anti brony would not support your garbage. Your fanfiction would only be considered good in another reality, where FiM has been made by the sick bastard behind the SHED.mov
>> No. 21962
>>21960
Oh what? Going to kill me? Be careful what you say next Mykan. Cause it will prove, that you are sick and violent to the point, you would probably beat up little children and elderly people. Well, or bronies who show up during Anime North.
By the way, with what do you want to beat me up? Your erection for BB?
>> No. 21963
Maniak... if their not posted... I may as well stay up all night, its as simple as that, and as for your mock... so what Teether had huge ears
>> No. 21964
>>21963
You just proved, that you are not writing to get steam out, you just want to be appreciated by everyone. Yeah, sorry to tell you the following: The only way people would appreciate your work, is if they all develop simultaneously Alzheimer disease.

As for the mock, it still was fun to make. Why? Because considering that you hate even the concept of family, you creating a family for Beastboy just proves, that you live in total denial. So yeah, have fun with using Beastboy so you can play house.
>> No. 21965
>>21964

maniak... doing nothing whatsoever is not going to make anything right...

As for the ears... so what... Teether's ears were like that and so were other kids ont he show...
>> No. 21966
>>21961

The ironic thing is that he (the guy who made SHED.MOV) is actually quite the brony and has defended the show on his blog.
>> No. 21967
Whenever I see Anime North, I read it as Ryan North, probably because I unconsciously remind myself of good writers as a coping mechanism.
>> No. 21968
>>21967

Do you hate Anime North?
>> No. 21969
>>21968

Do you hate Ryan North?
>> No. 21970
I don't know who ryan north is
>> No. 21971
>>21970

And I've never been to Anime North. Same deal.
>> No. 21972
>>21971

then why do you trash talk it all the time?
>> No. 21973
>>21972

I don't. I trash talk you.
>> No. 21974
>>21973

Wrong!

Besides... what makes me so important anyway? I don't do anything wrong there.
>> No. 21975
>>21974

"Wrong!"

How so?
>> No. 21976
The old cosplay mocking thread...
>> No. 21977
>>21974
You look like a clown in pajamas there
>> No. 21978
>>21977

How?
>> No. 21980
>>21976

What about it? Mocking you isn't mocking the convention itself.
>> No. 21981
>>21980

How?
>> No. 21982
>>21981

Exactly.
>> No. 21984
>>21982

I want to know what you have the HELL agianst my costume... IN WORDS... ACTUAL WORDS. Not things like "IT sucks" "You look stupid"

You're going to explain to me what's wrong with it and why
>> No. 21985
>>21984

It sucks and you look stupid.
>> No. 21986
>>21984

By wearing it, you spit in the face of the very concept of aesthetics.
>> No. 21987
>>21985
>>21986

Both you... exactly how does wearing the costume make me look stupid or spit in faces.
>> No. 21988
It does not spit in aesthetics faces!
>> No. 21989
>>21988

It spits on the flaming hair of aesthetics.
>> No. 21990
>>21989

You haven't explained at all how that is possible.
>> No. 21991
>>21990
It just looks shit. And if people wear stupid outfits, they should be called out on it. After all, you also think that people who wear tank tops are sluts.
>> No. 21992
It looks like a sci-fi Burger King.
>> No. 21994
>>21991

Lets try this again shall we WHAT MAKES IT look like Shit... is it the cloak... is it the shirt...? Is is the gloves?

What is it...? and Why... What' whats I want you to explain

>>21992

It does not look like a burger king whatsoever, but it is supposed to be partially scifi... the character is a alien warrior king...

And stop comparing it to the Burger king... the crown looks nothing like a BK crown
>> No. 21995
And what... are people not allowed to wear costumes once in a while AT THE RIGHT TIME INT HE RIGHT PLACE
>> No. 21997
not if it makes them look like some colorful tampoon.
>> No. 21998
He comes from the future, bringing with him the Electric Whopper; a miracle of nanoengineering and artificial intelligence. His mission: To defeat the evil Dr. Ronald McDonaldroid, the mastermind behind the synthetic hamburger who would seek to rule the world of the past through an iron grip on the fast food industry.
>> No. 21999
>>21997

Wrong again Maniak... as usual, and I don't look like a tamopn at all.
>> No. 22000
Why do you keeo calling him a burger king... he isn't a burger king. He doesn't eat burgers, he probably doesn't even eat
>> No. 22002
>>22000

Nothing but the tears of crying Takaris, huh?
>> No. 22003
>>21999
you still look like some rejected sentai character. and you act like one
>> No. 22004
>>22003

That's becuase that's what the anime is supposed to be about... super heroes fighting off evil LIKE Power Rangers/Sentai...

Like Sailor Moon...

Wedding Peach...

Or various other animes as such...
>> No. 22005
No Mykan, anime is just the term used to describe animated series and movies from Japan. And if you wouldn`t be that narrow minded you would know, that anime like animation in general can be actually used to express different things. e.g. the anime "Grave of the fireflies" is about two kids trying to survive in Japan during WWII. And it ends with them dying. And yes my dear fellow PA members, I know the reputation the movie has on our site, but I thought I bring it up.
Other good examples: FMA, Code Geass, Death Note, Black Lagoon, Cowboy Bebop... all shows not necessarily just about good vs evil but in fact also about bringing up certain moral subjects.

But yeah, considering that you have no concept of good and evil in general Mykan (except, everyone who doesn`T like you is automatically worse than Hitler) anime like that would be lost on you. Heck, good storytelling in general is lost on you. Even worse, you can`T even comprehend mediocre storytelling. Why else would you now hate so much on Twilight Sparkle and co. You know, the hoofed whore you want to see as dead as your father?
>> No. 22006
You look like a fucking clown in pajamas man. The whole thing looks silly and terrible and you should feel bad. It is an affront to everyone who has eyes and decent common sense.
>> No. 22014
Maniak... anime is not the thinga of what you said at all...
>> No. 22015
it is you fucking dimwit. but you are just way too dumb to realize, because all anime you ever saw is Sailor Moon, Digimon, Weeding PEach or Yugioh related. You watch kids show anime. here is the deal: watch anime for grow ups. and no, I don`t mean fucking hentai.
>> No. 22016
Maniak... I don't like Swearing... and that much blood and guts!!

I also watched Inuyasha... Dragon ball EVERYTHING (But the movies) Pokemon... With hunter Robin... and Gundam Seed Destiny...

That's it...
>> No. 22017
Oh and Vision of Escaflowne (But its faded)
>> No. 22018
>>22016
kiddy anime at it's finest
>> No. 22019
>>22018

So what... I like a whole lot better than those stupid Adult animes!!!

Besides... ever since I watched the Dragon Series, everything else seemed to tame, can't beat it... don't bother trying.
>> No. 22020
>>22014

"anime is just the term used to describe animated series and movies from Japan"

"anime is not the thinga of what you said at all"

So anime is not a term for Japanese animation? What is it, then?
>> No. 22021
>>22020

Look... you're idea of TV watching is SHIT! The way you berate people for what they watch, what they don't watch, and how much of TV they watch.

What ae you trying to do...?
>> No. 22022
so much for love and tolerance... cant believe you guys get so pissed at mykan's fic that you feel the need to rail on him for 3000 posts. sad really :(
>> No. 22023
>>22021

What? That's not even remotely related to my post.
>> No. 22024
>>22022
Yeah what is our deal?
>> No. 22025
Oh yes it is... the posts you've made in the past.

"Girls may only watch girly shows"

"You're too old to watch kiddy shows"
>> No. 22026
>>22025
no one has said anything like that you moron.
>>22022
we're having fun... well, about as much fun as one could be having when trying to communicate with someone like mykan.
>> No. 22027
>>22025

When did I say that?
>> No. 22028
Don't play dumb with me!
>> No. 22029
>>22028

It's the only game you know how to play.
>> No. 22030
>>22026
Cont.
And for fucks sake, we watch my little pony which just so happens to be BOTH a child's show AND and girl's show. you can watch whatever the hell you fucking want.
>> No. 22031
>>22029

I'm not playing dumb...!! I rememver your potty mouthed asshole words!!

You betrated me more just becuase I watched shows that wer enormally meant to be for girls...

You also berated me for using Just a little of Sesame Street thigns in my vids... you actually think ALL my vids are SS... YOU ARE FUCKED!!!
>> No. 22032
>>22030

Doesn't matter. You did it... so you suffer it...t he same way you try and make me suffer with your pathetic rape and hollocause Bin Landen ASSCRAP!!!
>> No. 22033
>>22031

[citation needed]

And you are still ignoring my question at >>22020
>> No. 22034
>>22032
the fuck are you even talking about?
do you even read what you type?
can you not see the verbal diarrhea that is being spewed from your mouth?
yes, we have said you have watched child anime, that was only to show how you use copious amounts of cliches from stupid scenes in your crap-tacular stories.
>> No. 22036
I LIKE THOSE CLICHES!!!

They're better than the anime these bad new days spew from their holes!!
>> No. 22037
>>22034

ive seen his stories and everyone is blowing things out of proportion, I actually enjoyed reading them so if thats a crime i might as well go to jail.
>> No. 22038
Anime's are cartoons... they are all Cartoons. Nothingmore (Though I do sometimes put them as a way of life or how people would rather live)
>> No. 22039
>>22038

Yes, they are cartoons... made in Japan. How is Maniak wrong about that, exactly?
>> No. 22040
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22040
Why are people getting angry at Mykan?

He is just writing fanfic from the heart and it is very beautiful.
>> No. 22041
>>22036
ok then, let me guess what the ending to your story is going to be.
Titan is going to get killed in some battle and the fighting dies down. just when they think everything is over some guy is going to activate a spell or something and titan resurrects and grows giant. then everyone has to get in the pony-zord and there is another cliche fight where at the end all they have to do is use the mega-i-fucking-kill-you-why-didn't-I-use-this-at-the-begining-of-the-fight move and Titan explodes while the pony-zord turns around to look away from explosions(because 'cool guy's don't look at explosions')
>> No. 22042
>>22041

No! And you don't know a thing about Battles, do you... yu don't just use your mega move right away!
>> No. 22043
>>22040

i know! this thread is ridiculous, i'm not proud to be a pegasister right now...
>> No. 22044
that anime like animation in general can be actually used to express different things. e.g. the anime "Grave of the fireflies" is about two kids trying to survive in Japan during WWII. And it ends with them dying. And yes my dear fellow PA members, I know the reputation the movie has on our site, but I thought I bring it up.
Other good examples: FMA, Code Geass, Death Note, Black Lagoon, Cowboy Bebop... all shows not necessarily just about good vs evil but in fact also about bringing up certain moral subjects.

...

that's what he said and he's wrong
>> No. 22045
>>22044
how is he wrong exactly? give me evidence that he is wrong, other than your claim of "I said it so it must obviously be true"
>> No. 22046
What he said is shit, and innacurate. It's like he's trying to make osme animes better than others and cancel off the ones he hates
>> No. 22048
>>22044
Mykan you are clearly a talented writer, have you thought about creating an original series?
>> No. 22049
>>22046
What on earth goes on in that head of yours?

He said good anime, not Baby-tier shit.
>> No. 22050
>>22048

I did many times before... but sadly it can't work so I scrapped it all, even I don't like it, and I won't let other people see it.

(I'd pretty much just waste my time making something to then destroy it)
>> No. 22051
>>22050
See that is a real shame because I think you could be the next J.K Rowling or Shakespeare in terms of popularity.
>> No. 22052
>>22049

YOU... have deemed every anime I ever watched, and every cartoon and TV show I ever watched (Namely 6teen) so be that "BABY-TIER" stuff you just said...

Everything I TOUCH you berate.

Everything I DO you berate

Everything I don't do you berate, and even if I do it you still berate.

What... the hell... goes on in that head of yours?
>> No. 22053
>>22051

I doubt it...

-Vampires room
-Mist of Misery
-J-10
-Mysterious Meadows

All of it scrapped and no good,a nd even if it is... I won't let anyone even GUESS of their existance
>> No. 22054
>>22040

"Then the music to Pop-goes-the-weasel began to play as he softly leapt across the spaces all the way to the end of the board, and then slowly hopped back again."

"Darien liked it when he was called boss, really made him feel like the man around these parts."

"It was like one of those wild-fights behind the sofa things."

Truly writing from the heart at it's finest.
>> No. 22055
Besides... I don't really wanna be a writer
>> No. 22056
>>22051
you realize there is a difference between popularity and infamy?
>> No. 22057
I don't think there is a difference... you only seem to make it so there is only infamy
>> No. 22058
>>22054

you can't just pick out the worst parts and ignore anything good, that's just biased
>> No. 22059
>>22055
Then fucking STOP
>> No. 22060
>>22058
But what if there is NOTHING good about Mykan's fanfics... Except when Garfield and Copy Cat get the shit kicked out of them
>> No. 22061
>>22058

Okay, where are the good parts?
>> No. 22062
No!
>> No. 22063
>>22060

well he has written a lot, can't expect you to give much of what he's done a fair read....
>> No. 22064
>>22063
I've read enough to know his stories can be unfavorably compared to toilet paper
>> No. 22065
You say all my characters deserve to be killed WHY?
>> No. 22066
>>22061

I happened to like his "project after" fic but I am just getting into his stories, still it says something that one of his fics at random was one I enjoyed.
>> No. 22067
they are flat, boring, good-two-shoes characters with no emotion. the only chance they would ever be good at anything would be if they were glue.
>> No. 22068
>>22065
No. I rather liked Miss Meow. And the assassin from that Phantom fanfic... Because they kicked the shit out of Beast Boy and Copy Cat
>> No. 22069
>>22066

I liked that one too. Mostly because I got to punch Robin in the face.
>> No. 22070
>>22066
Fun fact about project after: It's Mykan whining about a forum that dissed him
>> No. 22071
>>22068


Why do you want BB and CC killed? you didn't asnwer me AGAIN!!
>> No. 22072
>>22069
Lucky son of a bitch! I got hit with a missile
>> No. 22073
>>22071
Because Copy Poochie Is worthless and you jerk off Garfield too often
>> No. 22074
Why should you care?

why do you label that a problem?
>> No. 22075
And don't you realize you just contradicted yourself.

Garfield is a jerk- There's your conflict you keep whinning for!

But OH NO... you just continue to berate!
>> No. 22076
>>22070

Yeah I saw that forum and they were jerks, honestly there were only a couple parts of the story where I was confused because I didn't understand the meta stuff (I read about it later). the story stood up on its own though.
>> No. 22077
>>22076

Yep... that's why I made the PA fic... I figured these CHEAP IMMITATIONS OF HUMANS deserved a beating... the same way they make plans to hunt down people and beat them up for all the wrong reasons..

I'll always treasure when Robin did THIS to their master

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOENwZnzjL0

1:20
>> No. 22078
>>22076
What's your Ff.net account. I was going to mock Haruhi Suzumiya porn next after Mykan's garbage but I feel like taking a different approach.
>> No. 22079
>>22077

Meanwhile, I'll always treasure the good times we had reading your dreck.

http://www.projectafterforums.com/index.php?showtopic=1717
>> No. 22080
My stuff is not garbage... but what you do makes REAL garbage have worth
>> No. 22081
>>22080
Damn right. We make garbage into gold. We take crap, make it worth reading and send it to the masses, and you can only find it on Project A.F.T.E.R
>> No. 22082
>>22081

No you don't... you make worthlessness... you never tried once to make fics of you own...

All you do is try to destroy and make more baddby one boots
>> No. 22083
>>22082
Al, Meow Mix, Maniak, Kuramastrass, Two One Five, Soren, Kirby2000, all have previously made fanfics. Your argument is.invalid

And what the fuck is "baddby one boots"? Are you even using WORDS anymore?
>> No. 22084
It's called opposite, pinhead!

MY stuff is not garbage... what you do is garbage

Heck, even when I give you the conflict you ask for you turn the other cheek... diliberatly.

You're not gonna win Evan...

You will never destroy fanfiction...
>> No. 22086
some one say my name?
>> No. 22087
>>22077

Oh my Satan, do you have a single original or creative thought in your being?! Every single thing in your stories is stolen from some other source! And you wonder why nobody takes you seriously as a writer, besides the illiterate, the stupid, and the foolishly young?!
>> No. 22088
>>22078

I think I found it: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3598494/Cookee_Corraline_TTgurl_GR
>> No. 22089
>>22084
Do you expect me to yell my head off? Why waste my breath when all you'll do is go "Oh yeah? Well you're wrong! Yeah that'll show him! Now off to fap to Beast Boy/Terra porn!"
>> No. 22090
>>22086
Oh hai there.
>> No. 22091
Face it Evan... exaclty how can you stop Fanfiction from progressing?
>> No. 22092
>>22091
Spare me. I don't want to stop fanfiction. I'd rather it not suck. And i want to mock the ones that suck. Got it, Slappy?

Also, you.should think of returning Copy Poochie back to his home planet
>> No. 22093
>>22090
Hi!
I heard someone say my name.
Is Dr. Sladeback making clones of me again?
Jeez, I let him take my blood ONE TIME...
Got to bust that Pimp named Sladeback and his prostitution racket of clones of me. Kepp him from stylin' on the Titans.
(I'm sorry, I was reading the PA forums and I'm laughing my ass off over here)
>> No. 22094
Why... then Raven all alone, and I'll never reach 65 eps
>> No. 22095
>>22094
Come on. You're 25. That's more than old enough to be given a "not reach 65 episodes"
>> No. 22096
>>22095

I don't care... TT had 65 eps (66 if the lost is counted) therefore... so will I

Copy Poochie alredy went back to his planet... Copy-CAT... Stays
>> No. 22097
>>22093

Baddby One Boots! You fiend! I thought I'd defeated you in that wild-fight behind the sofa-thing, just before I escaped from the exploding Military in Japan via my supersonic helicopter that can fly across the Pacific Ocean in less than a day!

Needless to say, I felt like quite a man around those parts.
>> No. 22098
>>22096
Okay, so anytime Copy Cat is off-screen, the characters should ask "where's Copy-Cat?"
>> No. 22099
No... CC always gets his fair share, just like everyone else...

I'm not going to get rid of him... and there's no point in getting rid of him. Things will not be better... especially for Raven...
>> No. 22100
>>22097
That's what you think. Little did you know that was one of my clones that I had managed to rescue(and he was my greatest lover... or would that be considered masturbation?). I was safely hiding away in Las Vegas, Spending the millions of dollars that A Pimp Named Sladeback gave me for giving him my blood that one time, on In and Out Burgers and cheap hookers
>> No. 22101
>>22099
Well, rastafy him by 10%
>> No. 22102
>>22101

What the hell is rastafy
>> No. 22103
>>22101

Does he have access to a time machine?

If not, then Copy-Cat should have access to a time machine.
>> No. 22104
>>22102
Nevermind that!
>> No. 22105
>>22103
Yeah, and he should be totally in my face!
>> No. 22106
>>22103

Of course he has access to a time machine... all the Titans do... and that Time Machine has a name... Raven
>> No. 22107
>>22106
That Copy-Cat is one outrageous dude!
>> No. 22108
>>22106

He should also make sure to tell kids to always recycle.

TO THE EXTREEEEEEEEEEME!!!
>> No. 22109
>>22107

Sorry, but unless he's under the guise of someone else, or in his Kato form... CC is a serious-minded creatrue who doesn't speak with apostrophies
>> No. 22110
Hey Mykan! On the Copy Cat CD-ROM, is there any way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?
>> No. 22111
who needs a key... just copy one of the gaurds and walk right through
>> No. 22112
>>22109
You don't understand! The people at FF.Net want a cat with attitude. He's edgy, he's "in your face." You've heard the expression "let's get busy"? Well, this is a cat who gets "biz-zay!" Consistently and thoroughly.
>> No. 22113
Forget it...! He doesn't need attitude to be Strong or tricky, besides... Cyborg and BB are the ones with Attitude, I don't need anymore
>> No. 22114
>>22112

We're talking the original cat from Hell!
>> No. 22115
No such thing
>> No. 22116
>>22115
He needs to be proactive.
>> No. 22117
>>22116

I wonder if Mykan was eating rotisserie chicken when he came up with Copy-Cat.
>> No. 22118
No I wasn't I was in my room watching episode "Spellbound"
>> No. 22119
well you have to admit that mykan is (semi) modest. He realizes that the original characters are infinitely better so he doesn't try to make his self inserts anywhere near as good as them.
>> No. 22120
>>22118

Did that episode inspire you to make him?
>> No. 22121
>>22120

Yes it is. "There's no one quite like Raven, Dark... Somber... Creepy."

Worse... the other titans all have someone...

Robin has Starfire... BB has Terra... and Cyborg... he's a ladies man.

This leaves Raven all alone... she deserved a BF
>> No. 22123
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22123
all I'm saying
>> No. 22124
That's also why I made CC Psychic (Able to read minds) It too was inspired by Raven... and the name of his race...

Psych as in Psychokenetic.

Now Raven has someone who's like her in many ways, and isn't Malchior. CC likes to read, he, too, must meditate... and he doesn't think BB's jokes are funny
>> No. 22125
>>22124
he doesn't think BB's jokes are funny
__________
Join the club
>> No. 22126
>>22125

I already did... as much as I don't like BB's jokes... I don't think he's annoying, but That's also why I decided to give him an attitude change...

Now that he's adult he should act like one
>> No. 22127
What is going on with the name slot?
>> No. 22128
>>22124

I hold the belief, and have yet to be contradicted about it, that people who do not understand attraction, love, or basic human interaction in general, should not write about those concepts.
>> No. 22129
>>22128

Allow me to contradict you.

I may not know too much about those things, but I know a little, and little can be a lot.

Besides, I'm also well familiar with their opposed emmotions... Anger... Hate... lust for vengance... lonesome...

Its things like that helpe dme make Logan, and upcoming The Force of hatred...

I want to make it like "I've never seen anyone so angry before." There's no telling what he's cappable of doing, at leats BB took his anti-beast pills... so its safe for him to lose his temper
>> No. 22130
>>22129
>allow me to contradict you
>...A little can be a lot.

Wat
>> No. 22131
One cannot experience hate without first experiencing love... is that not a fact?
>> No. 22132
>>22131
it's not a fact.
>> No. 22133
The what is it...

How can there be love but no hate?
>> No. 22134
>>22133

Stop acting like a Zen master. Stop trying to obfuscate your lack of understanding with meaningless koans. You write about concepts you cannot comprehend and you misrepresent them as a result. Whatever rudimentary understanding you have of human emotion, it is clearly not enough to portray it well.
>> No. 22135
I am not... and just becuas eI haven't experienced it doesn't THEY HAVEN'T

( He is a tragic villain, whose actions, emmotions, and evil deeds are born from the purest of emotions: love)
>> No. 22136
>>22135
how would you know what love is? last time i checked you vowed to stay forever alone.
and this is still based on>>22128
>> No. 22137
>>22136

Does mean I haven't SEEN IT... HEARD IT... REALIZED WHAT IT IS...?
>> No. 22138
>>22137
"Beast-Boy and Terra struggled to get all their clothes back on… because they were recently at it again!"
hmmmmmmmmm
yeah, no...
>> No. 22139
>>22138

You honestly think I only turn to THEM for references...!

I've seen more than just them you know... like this...

The sweetest moment in this show's history (J X N)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFMXUs-D9ac

0:30
>> No. 22140
>>22139
ok, i guess that was 'romantic', but the point is that you seem to fail at replicating it.

>"because they were recently at it again!"
you turned a possible romantic scene, where apparently teenagers are having sex, into a joke. not to mention how quickly the scene changed so it felt like less than that. it felt like it was put in there because you could, even though it had no relevance to the actual story. maybe in my writing I should take a little sentence to explain how just before anything starts happening there was a sex scene(but im not allowed to say 'sex' so i'll just reference it as 'it'). And i get the image the Beast boy is romantically involved with terra, but you don't express it at all.
>they did it, got dressed, and went to the meeting room or whatever
you make it seem like a friends-with-benefits sort of situation. "oh, beast boy has a penis that just so happens to be able to change size and shape dependent on the animal he wishes to be"(im not even going to touch that, i guess my mind was in the gutter) "and terra have a vagina, I guess they could be romantically involved, and have a child or something, But I'm just going to focus on the fact that these two things feel really good when rubbed together(oh, but i cant actually explain that, so im just going to make a reference at it in hopes that people will pick this up)"

I'm not even going to get started on how the writing is a complete fucking joke.
>> No. 22141
Who said anything about trying to replicate it...

In Fact I've given Nikki quite a Sting too. I almost killed Jonesy in an episode... not out of evil it was a plain ordinary accident...
>> No. 22142
What BB and Terra do with their sex is just a running gag that I do between them... to annoy the other Titans

But BB and Terra have been thorugh a lot... they still go out together at times, they just sit an enjoy eahc other's company... they talk and share about their past lives... and best of all... No more secrets between them.

They are actually two indiviuals who would be lost without the other...
>> No. 22143
Hey, it's fully up! You don't need a password anymore! http://www.fimfiction.net/story/9894/My-Little-Unicorn%3A-Magic-is-Believing
>> No. 22145
Nice... and now comes the old fashioned waiting game...
>> No. 22146
first comment sums up my expectations pretty nicely
>> No. 22147
>>22142
Mykan, you turn sex addiction into a joke, because you think sex is funny or "kinky" in general. Why? Because you will never have any pussy in your life. And thank god. You are an argument for sterilization.

Also, considering that you characters are still underage (and Terra is now even pregnant, but BB still fucks the shit out of her) I am going to say the following: This just proves, you are pedophilic or at least extremely creepy. The fact you also say you only understand the concepts of thirst for revenge and hatred are just other aspects strengthtening my point.

And really, thirst for revenge? Is that where your desire comes from to kill of other human beings? Or write fanfics where you want to kill little ponies? If so, perhaps if someone kills you in cold blood, he or she would still go away because it was in self defense.
>> No. 22148
19-20 is not underage. Itol dyou that I dk how many times
>> No. 22149
>>22145

...And so far, My Little Unicorn: Magic is Believing has a cumulative rating of...*checks*

Point seven stars. Out of a possible five stars. Based on ten ratings. And four comments, three of which have been deleted.

A TOUR DE FORCE MASTERPIECE. A FRESH SPIN ON MATERIAL THAT IS CLEARLY INFERIOR BY COMPARISON.
>> No. 22150
>>22145

It's been getting a few mean comments, but I've been deleting them. Someone did favorite it, though!
>> No. 22151
Well hopefully their not non-Listeners like Maniak... and ar eiwlling to hear out...

Honestly... 19-20 years old is too young?
>> No. 22152
>>22150
So you are really not a troll wh just went on with the concept as I wanted it to see? You know, take the story, load it up and humiliate Mykan even more? Congratulation, you failed the fandom.Please take your Derpy plushi and leave now.

as for you Mykan, I looked up your latest comments regarding anime. Kinda funny how you call out anime for adult shit. I mean, sorry that stuff like Gantz or Cowboy Bebop is too deep for you and you rather want to see underaged girls in short skirts fighting off monsters in shitty choreography.
You know, there is a reason why we call everything you watch shit: Because you have no good taste in animation at all. I guess in your eyes Toy Story 3 is also crap despite you never having watched it.
>> No. 22153
And another thing: Get it in your head, your story is shit. And if people are not agreeing with you, they are not necessarily part of a conspiracy to get on you, they just have a different taste and understand, that writing fanfics based on something you hate is shit.
>> No. 22154
>>22150

Why don't you pass this along the fourms...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zf--YjsVcY

It's basically the intro music and song type for the intro theme
>> No. 22155
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22155
>>22154
Hey Mickey, look at this wonderful sarcastic comment.
>> No. 22156
>>22154

Nobody cares, Mykan.

Nobody cares.
>> No. 22157
>>22148
too bad people will forever immortalize them and think of them as 14-17 year olds.
getting back to serious writing.
If you are going to put content like that in. don't make it a joke. its a pathetic joke.
"Hahaha, he said 'butt' hahaha"
If you want your work taken seriously, don't pussy out of things. If you are going to put sex in there, put sex in there. im not saying write out the actual scenes. but make the characters actually feel something.
having them say 'i love you' and having them sleep together means nothing. A robot can do the same thing.
Cliches should be limited, if not, all but erased. you want to take the 'original' route, then don't copy things from tv shows that are already over played as it is. A character broke up? dont have the guy go to her house with a boombox over his head in the middle of the night. no that is a horrible thing.

I would honestly recommend you read other works by other authors to give yourself a base to compare yourself to. Just don't go crazy because people actually enjoy there works and laugh at yours.
>> No. 22158
>>22153

Get it into your head Maniak... you're WRONG!!!
>> No. 22159
Mykan, you stupid fucking cunt. You had the audacity, the gall, the fucking NERVE to claim that the songs in your story were "new" and to deride the ones in Mulp Fim, when your intro song and LORD KNOWS EVERY SINGLE OTHER SONG IN THIS CUNTRAG OF A STORY is plagiarized!

How can you not understand by now why people hate your stories? You're an uncreative, unoriginal, idea-leeching idiot, and any story you commit to the ages is doomed to fail for all of those reasons!

Get your mouth off of the cock of the 1980s and get a fucking clue. You're a terrible writer and an egotistical, preening douche.
>> No. 22160
>>22158
No Mykan, I think I am more than right. And a lot of people agree with me
>> No. 22161
Don't care not gonna stop with the fiction... what are you going do about it
>> No. 22162
>>22160

Only a handful agree with you!
>> No. 22163
>>22159

And Like I said... it's better than doing nothing
>> No. 22164
Im afraid it's true Mykan, What is 'good' and 'bad' is dependent on the opinion of society as a whole. If everyone agreed that killing 6 million jews, gypsies, cripples/mentally deficient, and homosexuals was accepted, or in most cases where it actually happend, not recognized, then there would not have been a problem with Hitler.
God damn godwin's law and it's accuracy.
>> No. 22165
>>22163
Not in all cases Mykan, dear.
As your Satanic spawn (I was created by a typo), even I recognize things that should and should not be done. Just because there is a nice and juicy human heart in the fridge DOES NOT mean i'm allowed to eat it as a snack. that is for dinner/sacrificial purposes and should be treated as such.
>> No. 22166
do you think i could get away with reporting this on Fimfiction As 'stolen content'? I mean honestly...
>> No. 22167
>>22166
It most certainly is. All those damn songs...
>> No. 22168
Twilight: "I can't hear anything! You don't have a heart!"

Monster: "And you don't have a brain!"

Twilight: "Why are you doing this...?"

Monster: "Because demons exist for only one reason-- to destroy and wreak havoc"

...

I'd rather write fics like that than do nothing
>> No. 22170
>>22168
and you rip off Power Rangers again.
You know Mykan, the one with no heart and brain is you. And what you write can`t be considered a story.

as for arania-twilight, stop deleting comments. Mykan shall face the truth. you are not helping him at all.
>> No. 22171
Well guess what maniak I don't see you replacing that Line

Twilight's gotta learn what we're up agianst...

"It's not like an animal"
>> No. 22172
>>22170

Of course not... I'm make a TV show not a story book
>> No. 22173
syou and a tvshow? what you make is just garbage. It is good you will never become omething big, cause you would fail s entertainer all on your own.
>> No. 22174
>>22173

Maniak... What does it matter...?

I don't want to read a book... I want to WATCH IT... HEAR IT... BE AMAZED BYT IT...

I won't get that from a book!

And it sounds to me like you really want to see me killed, or really want to challenge me to a fist fight is that it?
>> No. 22175
>>22173

It won't matter if I get help...

The only thing I see help doing is making me give up what I have, and therefore... things will only get worse.
>> No. 22176
>>22174
Let me put it up like this: I think it is necessary someone beats you at leat once i the face so you learn that society is not accepting all your bullshit, just because you are autistic. Having autism is not an excuse for being a dumb fuck who wants to see the nazis rise, as long as they stop sex and changes.
>> No. 22177
>>22176

Good thing I don't want the nazi's to rise...
>> No. 22178
Besides... what's your excuse for your own actions?

What do you think you are, some self-appointed public avenger?
>> No. 22179
>>22178

well, I am just a fan of FiM who wants to see you getting what he deserves for openly declaring war against the fans of FiM with his little fanfic.
>> No. 22180
>>22179

Yeah, uh, not an excuse, FUCK ASS!

Nothing good will come out of giving up fiction for me
>> No. 22181
but there will come so much good for the rest of us. Also, I don`t care if you continue 7teen or not. for the start, just get out of MLP. Cause seriously, the reason you wrote that is, because you have no friends and consider Twi therefore a liar when she tells others, that having friends is wonderful.
>> No. 22182
>>22181

Too bad, cock sucker! You started this with your big mouth and your insults.... now you and th eIFM fans will pay the price.

So I think I'll stick around, for a good... long... time...!
>> No. 22183
Oh Father... Why must you torment these righteous souls like so? As unholy as I am, these sacred grounds are even kind to me. And yet you are determined to taint them with your power.
I am sorry father
there is something I must do
I will continue contact with these most holiest of sanctuaries but be it know that your spawn is working on something.
>> No. 22184
>>22183

Still not caring...

You freaks seem to think it's okay to mock other fics and people relentlessly... well now I'm goign to play your little game and see how you like it...

Now the hunted... becomes the hunter!
>> No. 22185
>>22182
Noo! How will we survive?! Mykan will keep writing stories! Clearly all my goals have been foiled!
>> No. 22186
>>22185

You were doomed to fail form the Start...

You honestly think that you can silence fan fiction that you deem bad?
>> No. 22187
>>22186

I was being sarcastic, Mykan. I don't care what you write. You keep making dumb stories, we keep making fun of them. It's a setup I quite enjoy, really.
>> No. 22188
>>22187

whatever gives you a stiffie!
>> No. 22189
>>22188

*FAP* *FAP* *FAP*
>> No. 22190
>>22189

Face it TK... someone's going to give you your just desserts, and I hope it's a pie red-hot fromt he oven... imagine how that would look on your face!
>> No. 22191
>>22184
yeah, what are you going to do? write another revenge fic? after all, ou are not a mocker. you are too dumb to comprehend the idea of sarcasm.

Also, you want to lay my game only now? Mykan, I played with you from the start Here, let me give you a picture: If we both were characters from FiM, you would be... okay, a character who is full of himself and stupid.. Upper Crust, and I would be Discord, playing with you on a pair of puppet strings. Nothing you can do could in any way make you a good guy in the eyes of the bronies. the fact you want to attack an entire fanbase because of the stupid comments of one person in particular, just shows that you don`t understand the concept of proportional retribution. After all, would you like it, if I attack also oter Digimon fans, just because I think your stories suck? no? well, cause I don`t. you on the other hand now attack all of the FiM fanbase, including those who get supported by them (which also includes Tara Strong by the way) so you can have a pityful revenge against Twilight Sparkle. An animated horse, that will never be real and despite the fact it is just fiction, has more achieved in her life than you. And I don`tmean the magic aspect, I mean that she has interesting hobbies, friends and a social life in general. You on the other hand condamn all those things, because a 10 year old Michael Mikulak got beaten up once too often at elementary school and now thinks that "school bullying" equals "I have the right to condamn the entire world and will therefore annihilate mankind one day"
>> No. 22192
and you know what someone else will give you one day? Love and tolerance to the head. Love being a molotow cocktail and tolerance being a baseball bat with nails in it.
>> No. 22193
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22193
>>22190

Not sure how it will look, but it will certainly taste delicious.
>> No. 22194
not if Mykan puts in is "special ingredient" which will be his jizz and the menstrual blood of his sister.
>> No. 22195
>>22194

The only bodily fluid Mykan could possibly extract from his own body are his tears, which would, of course, be delicious.
>> No. 22197
This thread has become huge, unwieldy and exudes soul-crushing, all-consuming madness. It's much like Mykan's ego, in other words.
>> No. 22198
what is even more amusing is that father still sits upon his lonely throne thinking he is in the right.
>> No. 22199
guys

guys

this is amazing: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T5mD9htt5Ur2dWtaTYIKnkMBp-hKWOaKOQ3lDHBEjnE/edit?hl=en_US
>> No. 22203
>>22199
funny how Mykan fails at basic mocking. But hey, what to expect from a guy who doesn`t know what sarcasm even means or never heard of "Mystery Science Theater 3000"
Also Mykan, considering your entire "I will rape you Twilight" comments, you just gave me the evidence needed to condamn you for all eternity as torture porn loving furry.
>> No. 22204
>>22199

Oh wow... As I've stated earlier in this thread; Mykan really doesn't understand the concept of sarcasm. But, as it turns out, neither does his fans.

I may have been wrong, actually. I thought that you merely had to be severely uneducated to enjoy his writing or consider him an even remotely good person. However, some kind of actual mental deficiency might be required as well. I guess I was just too optimistic! The glass is not half full.
>> No. 22206
>>22199
Is that seriously Mykan? I knew he would fail at mocks but that was a train wreck
>> No. 22207
Mykan's way better than you fucking dipshits will ever be
>> No. 22208
>>22207
Hello there. Please GTFO.
>> No. 22210
I will not GTFO! You should be the one to GTFO! In fact, why don't you GTF off the internet.
>> No. 22211
>>22210
How about no?
>> No. 22212
Look just leave Mykan alone. He's done nothing wrong.
>> No. 22213
>>22212
Yeah, he's done nothing wrong. It's okay for him to wish car accidents, rape, electrocution and misery on people, steal and lie in his stories and try and force his twisted worldview on people. That's completely acceptable
>> No. 22214
Ever stop to think maybe that it's just a fucking fanfic?
>> No. 22215
>>22214

Have you actually read this thread?
>> No. 22216
>>22214
If it was just about his fanfic, there wouldn't be this big mess. Mykan is an SOB whose head is stuck up his arse and refuses anything that he hasn't come up with... And by come up with, I mean stolen from some shitty cartoon.
>> No. 22217
Says who?
>> No. 22218
>>22217
You clearly haven't read this topic. Go read it
>> No. 22220
I don't have to. I've seen enough with what I've seen already.
>> No. 22221
>>22220
No you haven't. Read it
>> No. 22222
How about no? How do you like that, fuckturd!
>> No. 22223
>>22222

Should be "How do you like that, fucktard?" I guess it makes sense that Mykan's sycophants would have the same understanding of grammar that he does.
>> No. 22224
Who fucking cares?
>> No. 22225
>>22222
Then don't read it. You proved me right: Mykan has not a single intelligent fan
>> No. 22226
Do I have to separate you girls?
>> No. 22227
Here's the thing-- I've already seen enough. What you did on his reviews, stealing his vids, even the Encyclopedia of Dramatica shit, and now this too? I personally think Mykan was right to say all those things to you fuck heads, I know I would have.
>> No. 22228
>>22227
"Here's the thing: I've already seen enough. After what you did on his reviews, stealing his vids, even the Encyclopedia of Dramatica shit, and now this, I personally think Mykan was right to say all those things to you fuck heads. I know I would have."

I'm going to start editing these posts to make them legible. You're welcome.
>> No. 22229
>>22227
Mykan, stop trying to impersonate some fictional friend who would support you. Just understand it: You have no real friends and no one likes you. If someone would ask me the question "What is a Mykan" I would just answer: A miserable pile of flesh.
Cause that is what you are: A waste of basic organic material. The placenta that came out of your mother during your birth had more value than you.
>> No. 22230
No, you need to get a life!
>> No. 22231
I'm not Mykan, you butt-fucking-piece-o-shit! What gives you the right to say horrible things about him?
>> No. 22232
"Mykan: “I’m Twilight Sparkle, the most stupidest pony in the universe and ask you to help me figure a way to become less stupid, and while that will make me a stupid little WHORE anyway, I’d just like the recognition that I was trained by a bigger bitch who doesn’t know anymore than I do.”

With hate from Twilight Bitch-ass!"

It takes an incredible amount of egotism to write your own version of something where bland one-note characters sing Barney songs and half of everything that happens is stolen from various other sources, and then to think that it's not only the equal of the source material, but that it actually surpasses it.

I don't know why you thought Mulp Fim fans would like this, Mykan. You're shitting all over their show and implicitly calling them idiots for liking it, and you expect them to line up to kiss your ring?

Like I said: No understanding of human behavior.

Also, you're not funny, and you're even less funny when you're trying to be funny.
>> No. 22233
I told you, I am not Mykan, and now I'm more than convinced that you people are seriously fucked up!
>> No. 22234
>>22233
Hi Johnny. I remember you when you were the Burger King Michael
>> No. 22235
What does burger king have any thing to do with how fucked up you are?
>> No. 22236
What the hell is going on in here?!
>> No. 22237
>>22236
Explain that to me, "Johnny"
>> No. 22238
>>22236

Some idiot wrote a lame fanfic and thinks it's better than Friendship is Magic. Pay attention.
>> No. 22239
I haven't been on all day...
>> No. 22240
>>22231
Listen Johnny, who probably got his anme because Michael remembered Power Rangers, here is the thing: Michael is a piece of shit who only thinks about himself and is completely dilluted, believing he actually deserves to be some celebrity without doing anything. But at the same time he is a horrible human being with no love for anyone except himself. He even wished his sister the worst just for moving out and wanted to write a revenge fic against her or rather a Scooby Doo substitute for her.

So yeah, I think he deserves every right to be calle dout as the douche he is. his FiM fanfic... no, anti fic, is just the most recenbt example of him pissing on something other human beings enjoy because he himself wants mankind to die, this little piece of crap who probably would not cry when his own father dies.
>> No. 22241
>>22231

Thing about Mykan is, we don't have to say bad things about him. He constantly gives us proof of his pettiness, his sexism, his racism, his homophobia, his misanthropy, his cynicism, his egocentrism, et cetera. If you actually took the time to read through this thread, if you read his posts and the hatred he constantly spews, you would be of a different opinion.

At first I thought he was merely misunderstood, that he couldn't possibly be that bad, but he has more than convinced me that he's entirely horrible and beyond help.
>> No. 22242
Hey, Mykan! You were right-- these people really are fucked up!
>> No. 22243
>>22239
Yeah. "Johnny" was here, I guess
>> No. 22244
Really? Well Mykan told me differently!
>> No. 22245
For the 1000th time! I didn't wish ill on my sister, and I was plannign that Scooby Doo fic long before I ever knew
>> No. 22246
>>22245

I have no idea what he's talking about, but it cracks me up for some reason.
>> No. 22247
>>22240

Besides... what do you call with what you do to fics and people? Looks like the same stuff to me... and Johnny knows about what you guys do. I told him everything IN TRUTH.
>> No. 22248
Mykan, don't let these little shits get you down, you have a great talent for writing, and I've heard you sing too, you're not half bad. Who knows? Maybe someday you will get far
>> No. 22249
>>22244

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2t0yRG1pjQ
>> No. 22250
What do you mean, Duh?
>> No. 22251
Nevermind, Johnny! Like I said to you, they'r enothing but shitfags who care more about mocks and pain than they do anything else...

What I'd give to make these assholes pay!
>> No. 22252
>>22251

Wishing bodily harm on people again, Mykan?
>> No. 22253
You got a problem with that?

Besides... why shouldn't I have. You already wish someone to beat me up for all the wrong reasons...
>> No. 22254
Okay, Mykan, no offense, but I think you seriously need to calm down, and the rest of grow the fuck up!
>> No. 22258
>>22253

Oh, no, no problem at all. In fact, it proves my point fairly well.
>> No. 22259
Look why should I make friends? Especially now that it's too late and it won't stop you anyway?

Writing fics is better than doing nothing
>> No. 22260
>>22254
Oh Johnny, you bhave no idea. Did you know that he wished a young girl to be raped because she didn`t like his work? Or that he made an half oprhan who got raped and was only twelve years old cry, but not showing any compassion to her, but instead whinning about Beastboy and then proclaiming that BB`s tragedy was worse than what he ever experienced? Also, Mykan supports nazi fanfics, or at least does not have a problem with them, writes his FiM fanfic just because he thinks friends are stupid things to have to begin with, and he actually has a crush on underaged fictional characters.
And a horse queen.
Not to forget, he exploited already another girl called Nicole Granger for his purposes. You know what she was? Suicidal? And ever since he broke up with her, no one heard of her somewhere again.
>> No. 22261
>>22259
See Johnny? You actually come here as a friend of Mykan, but does he care? No. He doesn`t call you his friend, he probably would yell at you if you say you are his friend. He only uses you as a white knight. You are nothing more than bait for him. A player in his immature game of writing hate filled stuff and wanting to be appreciated by it.
>> No. 22262
You shut the fuck up. Mykan didn't wish rape! I know he wouldn't diliberatly want to hurt anyone!
>> No. 22263
>>22262

>She was 16... GOT IT... 6teen!!!! That's more than old enough to be given a rape threat...
>> No. 22264
Mykan is a friend, and understand why he does these things. I've had my share of bad times, but what I don't get is where you get off being a fucking asshole about it.
>> No. 22265
See what I tell ya... they never listen

I've told them millions of times I do no such things as support Nazis. "I'm just out for myself"

It's better than doing nothing, and its defiantly better than hurting people in real life.
>> No. 22266
>>22262
Oh really? Then what you call the screenscape in the link here?

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/6/65/Dakari_king_rape_threat.jpg

Not to forget, that Mykan actually said he wants to rape Twilight Sparkle. And raven. Okay, they are fictional characters, but still.
This guy wants to rape others and wishes people like the Nostalgia Critic to be sent to concentration camps, cause they "dare" to criticize other peoples work.
And he himself is constantly berating peole because of "Things change" to the point he wants to join some movement to kill the guys of Warne rBros who cancelled the show.
>> No. 22267
So what? You think I haven't ever thought like that sometimes? What about you? I hated things change too, and then I saw Mykan's vids and they perked me right up again. I'm also a little confused, why do you keep calling someone 12 when you clearly know they are 16?
>> No. 22268
>>22264
Mykan and a friend?
Oh please. I bet there is any fictional subject you both like to differ.
Let me ask you something: What do you think of his revenge fics against Terra. Do you think, anyone in real life would have the piss poor excuse to annihilate entire nations, just because he did not come together with his aneurexic crush?
>> No. 22269
Funny, I thought it wasn't just becuase of Terra. If I lived the way BB did, maybe I would've. I've seen it before, its a way of portraying a villian
>> No. 22270
Maniak... why do you think it's always about Terra... is ISN'T!!!
>> No. 22271
>>22269
Okay, that just proves it now people. Johnny is Mykan in disguise. Never thought it was possible, because MYkan is too dumb to play two people at once, but that is the proof. Cause only Mykan would think there is so much more, at least in the way the story was writen or rather rippe doff of Super Paper Mario.

And if you really are another human being and not just a manifestation of Mykan`s slipping sanity, here two questions:

1. What is your YT name (if it is sadlobster, I can already see, why you suck off Mykan`s cock)

2. You think Count Logan is a good villain? He is just stolen form Count Bleck from Super Paper Mario. A ripf off. And if you also think that Mykan`s writing is quality work, I suggest you start reading "Lord of the Rings" or "Discworld".
>> No. 22272
>>22267
>You think I haven't ever thought like that sometimes?

Please elaborate.
>> No. 22273
>>22270
Yeah, you are right. It is about you, projecting your problems with changes on BB and Terra, because you could never stand the fact that your entire life changed, the moment other people hit puberty. I say other people, cause while you surely hit puberty in the physical sense, mentaly you are still the little child that can`t understand, why some people think, that Power Rangers is not the pinapple of television entertainment.

Oh and Johnny, you thought of rape? Well, who do you wish to be raped? Your little sister? your own mother? The girl that told you not to hang out with the bad kids like Mykan?
Now if you really want to rape someone or had rape fantasies, please swallow a cyanide pill. You are fired from living.
>> No. 22274
Please, it's not like we all haven't wished threats on people before. I've told people I'd kill them all the time, and I didn't actually do it. As for Mykan's fics, I like them, and hey, nobody's perfect. I think Count Logan is an okay villian even if he is spoofed.
>> No. 22275
What do you mean fired from living? Is that supposed to be a threat or an act of immaturity from you?
>> No. 22276
I think you guys are just looking for excuses to get mad at mykan's fics, otherwise youd have to admit you were wrong so all you can do is criticize him louder than before. That's no good.
>> No. 22277
Kaylee... can you tell me what you think of Count Logan?
>> No. 22278
Even if? He is a rip off.
Also his so called "unicornicopians" are rip offs. I don`t know if you even read his story, but he steals from Power Rangers, soem puppet show, Barney the Dinosaur... oh, did I mention he also is a fan of the Teletubbies. And he is 25 years old.
I know I said that a few times already in the thread but come on. FiM is also childish, but at least it is better writen than the show about Tinky Winky, who puts his Dipsy in the Lala of Po.
>> No. 22279
So what? Who doesn't steal these days to make things work out? They also don't look like much of ripoffs to me. My uncle's 55 and he only just got his own place.
>> No. 22280
Maniak! There are NO TELETUBBIES IN MY FIC!!!
>> No. 22281
>>22276
So you think Mykan`S fanfics, that openly steal lines and entire scenes and jokes form other media, are so original?

Okay, then explain to me, how is in a fanfiction about Davis creating a clone army of child soldiers, a quote on quote speech form Weeding Peach, the name "Commandant Red", Red Ribbon army, "Aremikmon (Kimeramon backwards) and reenacitings of some stupid scene of toy story 2 original?

Not to forget, he constantly writes basically, that it is okay for some people to turn mad and evil and that they still should be forgiven for doing so, because they had to suffer so much. I mean come on. Would you support a fictional villain who just because he did not come together with his girl, in threatening the entire world with terrorism? Would you go out and blow up your school because of one bully?

And even outside his fanfics, all Mykan cares about are fictional trivialities. Seriously, this guy is a lazy fuck. He rather wants to become a hobo than to get a job.
>> No. 22282
>>22277

I havent read that particular fic yet (planning to) but I read a brief description of him, it sounds like a character that makes sense for beast boy after his heart was broken... I think the connection to count bleck there was a valid one, cant really blame beast boy after how everyone treated him.
>> No. 22283
>>22274

Oh, but of course. Stands to reason that Mykan's followers are as despicable as himself.

But, yes. I suppose I'm also wishing something horrible on Mykan. I wish that he gets his wish fulfilled, and that he gets to live the life he so desperately wants. And honestly, I have difficulties thinking of anything more cruel and sadistic than that.
>> No. 22284
>>22282
Did you even read the story? The characters were all incredibly tolerant and compassionate toward Beast Boy, until they finally lost patience with him when his behavior became increasingly erratic and unstable. Mykan wanted to write the Titans as unsympathetic jerks, and wound up making them the best possible friends Beast Boy could wish for. Beast Boy came off as the unreasonable dickhead in the story, not his friends.
>> No. 22285
Maniak... I said it was NATURAL for people to go insane.

Maniak this prove your duber becuase you don't listen you don't read properrly... and you put words in people's mouths
>> No. 22286
>>22284

Exactly what did BB do... otehr than not talk to the other Titans or diliberatly hurt people...
>> No. 22287
>>22279
Wow. You are really sadlobster. Either that or you really are someone with less ambition in life than Mykan. Mykan at least lives for hatred and to rape little fictional ponies to make little kids cry.
You just think "everything is stolen, why should people even put effort into anything at all"

Oh and Kaylee, really? The way everyone treated him? So yeah, that totally justifies the murder of every single being in the universe. You know what, when I was seven, someone beat me up. Is that now a justification to go to your home and skin your dog? No? For Count Logan it would be enough. See, Count Bleck at least regreted his deeds and tried to stop them the closer the heroes came to the final showdown. Beastboy/Count Emo as a projection of Mykan`s hatred towards reality itself just downrights berates them and wants to kill them till the very end. If he wouldn`t be mind cotnrolled later on by Beljar (a character stolen form Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego by the way) there would be nothing redeemable.

And hey, did someone already mention, that Mykan thinks terrorism is an okay?
>> No. 22288
Now that's going way too far, Maniak! They're Mykan's fics he can do what he wants with them. I don't tell other people how to write, and I don't think he supports Terrorism.
>> No. 22289
>>22285
No Mykan, it is natural for you and your family to go insane. If any other human being goes insane, they need help. You by now need a visit by the man in white with their "hug myself" straight jackets.

Oh and Mykan, what exactly did BB do beside hurting people?
You mean, destroying the entire universe and laughing about it like you probably do when writing how Twilight gets raped by your rainbow cock is not evil enough? Let me guess: He would be only despicable, if he starts mocking fanfics. Yeah, right. You think that MStingler are as bad as or worse than Bin Laden was.
Kinda funny. Did never see Nostalgia Critic kill 2000 people by destroying a building.
But I see here one canadian manchild who probably drove someone into suicide.
>> No. 22290
>>22284

i said I didnt read the story just that I liked the concept, I'm defending mykan because what I *have* read is way better than a lot of people are making it out to be, and the concept for that story sounded interesting. Anyway I saw Things Change too and beast boy didnt deserve what happned, a fic that at least shows him reacting to heartbreak is better than just stoppping the whole story right there.
>> No. 22291
>>22289

Maniak... I was talking about BEFORE BB went evil!

Apart form poking in Raven's room, and diliberatly punching Robin's tooth out he didn't intentionally do anything wrong
>> No. 22292
>>22288
Really? Cause till Bin LAden got shoot dead, he thought he was only fraud for 9/11. And he thinks his critics are responsible for the BP Oil spill.

Oh and Kaylee, yes, the concept of a hero turning evil because of heartbreak is "interesting". But not the way how Mykan writes it. Mykan just blames everyone.
Here is the thing: Read the thing before you defend it.
Heck, I bet you would even defend this one fanfiction about the Holocaust Mykan seems to think is okay someone wrote, without even reading it.
>> No. 22293
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XyqLmANlCY

All that... and practically anyone would turn evil
>> No. 22294
>>22287

youre taking the story way too literally, almost *every* good story has symbolic elements that represent ideas that are hard to express without them. (I cant speak to mykans intentions though)

Think about classic fairy tales, like snow white. in the original (which wasnt censored for children) she *kills* her stepmother, and literary analysts have pointed out that the stepmother and her original, good mother (who dies at the beginning) represent the same person, and the stepmother's jealously is actually a projection of snow whites jealousy. That doesnt mean its telling young girls to kill their mothers, rather it is a story about jealousy.
>> No. 22295
Maniak why are you so jealous of Dakari King Mykan?
>> No. 22296
>>22293
Nope. See Michael, I got beat up, laughed at and other bits during my life. Not to forget, like BB I am also an orphan. As you should know, considering you danced on my parent`s grave.
Did I turn evil. No sir. I am right now working at a project for africa and I try to defend good fanfics from disgusting filth like you. Someone who thinks that fictional characters deserve to be raped, just because they are talking about friendship.

Come on Michael Mikulak. Tell Johnny and Kaylee what you think of the fanbase of FiM in general and the concept of some show trying to teach little children the value of friendship.
>> No. 22297
Mykan's sick, but at least he knows that, and he doens't want to hurt people and he has better control over a lot of people I've seen
>> No. 22298
>>22297
What? I am not sick.
>> No. 22299
>>22296
And i suppose your Mocking and thretanign and msting are acts of friendship and good will too?

No Maniak you are Evil... and I'm sure Johnny and Kay agree!
>> No. 22300
>>22295
Yeah, because everyone would be jealous about being a 25 year old person who desperately just can tell the same story concept (BB hates changes and everyone around them till he gets to bang Terra) over and over again, while ripping off stupid children shows from the 80s about living mannequins, played by musical actors who have nowadays better things to do. Because I am so jealous of his family life, where the racist father beats the mother, Mykan by now wouldn`t even dare to defend her and the parents already decided who of his siblings has to take the little shit in, when they die, resulting in the sibling relationship being even more complicated than the relationships between North Korea and the USA
>> No. 22301
You know Maniak, I think you're just jealous of Mykan
>> No. 22302
>>22299

yeah, Maniak is definitely showing *way* too much anger towards all of this.... it's silly really. :/
>> No. 22303
>>22294

Although I haven't really gotten too much into that particular discussion, I have to say you raise a valid point.

Except, Mykan and symbolism? Mykan and subtext? Mykan and any forms of abstract expression? He doesn't even know the meaning of those words!
>> No. 22304
See that guy... Maiak really is Evil... he really is a hitler of today with that attitude...
>> No. 22305
>>22299
Well, I befriended a few of the people I mocked over time eventually. You are the exception, because you never change.

And also, you did not in any way explain what you think of FiM or the concept of friends in general. So go on, elaborate for your two henchmen, of which I can at least say Johnny is intelligent enough to relaize, that you are sick.
>> No. 22306
>>22304

..... Oh wow.
>> No. 22307
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22307
>>22303
That is really pretty judgemental, he is an intelligent person and I'm sure he knows what those things are.
>> No. 22308
>>22304
Yes Mykan, I am a antisemitic warlord who wants to erase Poland and all eastern europe nations in order to establish a german empire. (sarcasm)

You know, alone in that sentence were more than five words, Mykan probably doesn`t even know what they mean.

Seriously Mykan, going that line? Next you tell me, I am Osama Bin Laden, ressurected to destroy Canada.
>> No. 22309
I'm also smart enough to know that you're even sicker, Maniak! Just admit it, yo ARE jealous of Mykan. I've just seen your profile on Fanfiction, that's not even a fic you wrote, while Mykan ont he other hand, almost 130 fics, I can see why you'd pick on him. Also, can I ask you, do you even wnat him to change, becuase the way you act, I think you don't.
>> No. 22310
>>22309
130 fics. Hmm.
Ever heard of quality over quantity?
>> No. 22311
>>22308

WHY... do you kee comparing me to a terroist?
>> No. 22312
>>22309
Sicker than Mykan? As far as I know, I don`t suffer from retardation. And you know, the "fanfic" there is just something I typed out of boredom. I am more someone who thinks up plot ideas and sells them to others.
And yeah, Mykan wrote around 130 fanfics, so what? They are mostly stories based on far superior stuff and are all shit. He even got his own tvtropes article once under "so bad it`s horrible" because his writing is so bad. You know which people also got this honour? The kind of Christian Chandler. And hey, I would love him seeing change. But here is the thing: Mykan thinks that if he changes even the slightest, he will die or his life becomes a real hell.
>> No. 22313
>>22312
Gee you sure know a lot about him it's like you are a stalker or something.
>> No. 22314
Ever heard of "nobody's perfect"

Maniak, face it, you are way more retarded than how you claim Mykan is retarded. Mykan isn't retarded at all. He's done nothing really wrong with his fics or his vids. but you, Maniak, I think you need to seek help.
>> No. 22315
>>22311
You cna`t even read properly what I typed there, don`T you? Guys, did in the last line anything say that I compare Mykan to Bin Laden or even Hitler? I mean sure, Mykan wants to annihilate his critics and wishes sex to be replaced with people growing in tubes, while also wantign society to crumble... where did I want to go?

Ah well, change of subject: Mykan, what again is your opinion about Friendship is magic?
>> No. 22317
>>22303

so? People have been writing stories that could stay in people's imaginations long before anyone was really able to analyze them, and especially before psychology developed. It doesnt change the stories themselves.
>> No. 22318
What so you can just put more words in my mouth,a nd make up MORE lies and bullshit and try to turn more people agianst me?

Maniak... face it... you sai dI should make friends, but you're tyring to turn people agiants me. You sai dI should change, but then you say you won't stop even if I do.
>> No. 22319
>>22307

He most likely does not. I gave up on discussing any concepts like that with him at around the point where I told him his "Grand Ruler" lacked pathos, and he immediately thought I was calling him pathetic. (Which I was, in a way, but that's beside the point.) It's not so much his lack of education as his open hostility towards learning anything new.
>> No. 22320
>>22313
well, how do you think I first stumbled upon this idiot? Read through some tvtropes article as I was looking for badfics to mock. Then I read about his involvement in a flame war regarding Digimon. And now I nwatch him start a new flame war.

And Mykan is not retarted? *laughs*
Yeah, sure. The guy who does not even know what the Holocaust was, is not retarted.
>> No. 22321
Personally, I can't blame him for that, all you've ever done is call his stuff pathetic when he's just trying to do his best!
>> No. 22322
>>22317
You sound vaguely discerning. What the hell are you doing reading Mykan stories?
>> No. 22323
Of course not. What just because someone doesn't know something you do automatically makes them retarded? You're seriously fucked up Maniak. I didn't learn about the Hollocaust until I was in High School did that make me a retard?
>> No. 22324
>>22317
The problem with Mykan`s fanfiction is, that there is nothing "psychological" about stuff like his "My little Unicorn" story, when he admits in the author notes, that he thinks, that FiM is a terrible show and when he has writen in his profile a three page long explanation of how he thinks his fanfic is better, because it does teach you, that you don`t need friends and only faith in order to achieve something. Not to forget his revenge fics, like the one where he put his enemies into pokeballs where they suffocated.

And Mykan, I want you to make friends. But first, change for the better to begin with. That means, apologize for all the bad things in your past.
>> No. 22325
>>22322

I didn't pre-judge his fics, there are still over a hundred I haven't read so I can't say what they're like in general but what I've seen so far is vastly better than how people are describing it.
>> No. 22326
Now don't you start, you little shit. You can't stop people form reading my fics
>> No. 22327
>>22324

Mankian, God damn you said last night... you don't wnat a fucjing appology. You want me to get "What he deserves" a beaten and worse.

You also said you'll never stop, and you'll continue to turn people agianst me so I could never make friends even if I wanted to.

STOP LYING!!!!
>> No. 22328
Mykan! CALM DOWN!!! But he's right, you know, Maniak. You don't seem to really want an appology.
>> No. 22329
>>22323
Mykan did not even know about it, till I mentioned it towards him as I said, there are things worse than BB`s faith. Which was what, one year ago?

Thing is also, if Mykan is not retarted, why exactly does he fall for the same tricks over and over again?`After all, you want to know, why he started to write his unicorn fanfic? Because I told him about FiM and that he is too dumb to write something about it. And before he even watched one single episode he started to work on his fanfic.

And what was the original ideA? Ah yes: The unicorns are the fairy godparents of some children or rather become them, while the Grand ruler called Mykan is a three horned alicorn that is more awesome than Celestia and has six golden wings. Also, it really doesn`t help, if you tell your "enemy" that you have a crush on a cartoon horse to the point you get sparkles in your eyes, seeing her or hear her voice.
>> No. 22330
>>22324
>And Mykan, I want you to make friends.

You sound like a lier and a bully!

You said before you found him because you were LOOKING for someone to make fun of!
>> No. 22331
>>22329

Maniak... you had no right to push me! BEsides, now I've seen almost the whole show... and I think it's crap! I don't like it! It's not what I'm looking for!!

I am not retarded! And just becuase I didn't know about the Hollocaust doesn't mean I'm reatarded either!
>> No. 22332
>>22330
I said I was looking for badfics to make fun of. Sorry if I think that the only thing people should make with fanfics about Kingdom Hearts characters being turned into nazis that kill jews. If you are really offended by me making fun of nazi exploitation and racism, I sincerely apologize. Couldn`t know you are supporting those things.

And Mykan, the entire apology thing... you know, I want an apology from you. But seeing how I would never get one, I am going for the most obvious thing: Making people realize how wicked you really are.

If you want me to stop, do just the following: Openly apologize for everything bad you have ever done with your fanfics. Apologize for the Dakari and takari flame war and how you put around twelve members of ff.net of the page. Apologize openly for wishing Lexi rape. Apologize for wishing rape and death upon entire fanbases, just because you don`t like their stuff or think friendship, love and other positive things are stupid. Apologize for stealing other people`s ideas.
>> No. 22333
>>22331
So you hate the show, but you still watched almost everything of it? Yeah... kinda a retarted thing to do....
>> No. 22334
Mykan doesn't owe you a thing Maniak. He didn't start any war, and besides I don't think one simple appology will make things right. It's no Mykan's always upset and refuses to change, you make it so there's no point!
>> No. 22335
>>22333
Unlike SOME people maybe he likes to give things the benefit of doubt and not just read that something is bad and then make fun of the author.
>> No. 22336
>>22333

Yeah I admit that was retarded, but hey... I needed information to see what you were BITCHING about... now I've seen a lot more and I HATE IT!! That stuff I've seen has GOT to GO!!
>> No. 22337
>>22334
Oh he didn`t start any war? He surely at least pulled in a lot of effort into the Dakari and Takari flame war to the point even the Dakaris were disgusted by him. And what are you calling "writing a fanfic about a show I hate, because one guy pestered me about it"? Mature? I consider that an open attack towards the entire fanbase.

But hey Johnny, if you are okay with Mykan losing himself also in fantasies about raping little cartoon animals, just so he can go and have a peaceful slumber, it is your thing. I mean, if I was Mykan`S friend, I would at least make him try to understand, that there is more in this world to live for than just fanfiction.

Speaking of things mor eimportant than Mykan:
Say Johnny, you come here to defend Mykan, but what is your story? Go on. Tell us something about you. I promise I won`t make jokes.
>> No. 22338
>>22330

We all want him to make friends. We all want him to change. We all want him to become empathetic. We all want him to build his own life.

Or well, we wanted it anyway. He sees suggestions that he should change as declarations of war. Sadly, he seems infinitely more interested in perpetuating his petty lifestyle dedicated to derivative writing and overblown revenge fics.

So you give up trying to reason with him. Then, bit by bit, you realize that much worse than his writing is his utter misanthropy. Judging by many of the things he has said to people who were earnestly trying to help him, I would say that he makes an excellent bully himself.
>> No. 22339
>>22335
No, I also read the stuff I make fun of beforehand, before I decide if it is worth a msting or not. But hey, you probably never read a bad fanfic, did you? Or you have no taste at all. Let`s make a quick test for your taste: Do you think Twilight was awesome or not?

>>22336
Yes Mykan, that is so mature. Making a fanfic about a show you hate to the point you want to completely replace it with stuff you have seen in Power Rangers and Sailor Moon.
Man, what is your problem? Seriously Mickey baby, tell me what rubs you off. Is it the fact the show is about the value of friendship? Is it that the characters ar enot just boring goody two shoes? Is it that the songs are actually entertaining and not retarted? Is nit, that the show is writen in a way, that even adults can enjoy it? Come on, what is it, that makes you "Friendship is magic" hate you so much, you want to rape Twilight Sparkle with your Dakari King crown while shouting "I believe, I believe!"
>> No. 22340
I don't think you wnat him to make friends if you act like this all the time. It's not up to any of you to tell Mykan what to do with his life, at least he knows better enough. He doens't want to go out and kill people, hurt them, and he's just trying to struggle with his own emotional troubles. I see nothing wrong with that.
>> No. 22341
Stop putting words in my mouth...

And maybe if you stop shitting so much, and bother to actually LISTEN and understand how I feel instead of just laughing and mocking maybe we'd get somewhere.
>> No. 22342
So you just mock fic and other people for a good laugh, or because you deem it worth mocking? Maniak, what you're showing is a sign of insecurity or self-doubt, but mostly an act of jealousy.
>> No. 22343
>>22341
Mykan, you said Twilight Sparkle was a whore who deserves to be raped and killed. Okay, I basically asked sarcastically what you want to do, rape and kill tWilight" but, your answer was still, well, a pleasant idea and that it sevres her right.

Why? No really Mykan, just tell me why the favorite character of my five year old niece shall now die in a horrible and disgusting way. Tell me exactly what is so terrible about this show in particular, that you clal it the worst thing on this planet. A planet that gave birth to garbage like "Panty and Stocking" a show about two angels who come down to earth, just to be the pun of toilet humor.

You attacked an entire fandom just because you don`t like what? The concept of "friendship" That people tell little children valuable lessons, that unfortunately did not come into fruitation in your own life?
I would feel sorry for you not having real friends, if it wasn`t for the fact, that you don`t even try nowadays to make some.
>> No. 22344
I'm off to work, but I think I'll come back soon, and Mykan, try not to let these guys get to you anymore.
>> No. 22345
>>22340

Honestly, no. I don't want him to make friends. Not anymore. Someone as openly misanthropic (not to mention misogynistic) as Mykan would not a good friend make. He's bound to hurt someone badly. (Maybe not physically, but definitely emotionally.)

If he actually strived to change, then yes, I would like to see him succeed in socializing. But as he has made very clear, he loathes change.
>> No. 22346
>>22342
... okay, may I ask you something just to see if there are still parets of your brain that may function under the concept of logic?

First off, do you enjoy stuff like the Nostalgia Critic, Mystery Science Theater 3000, any kind of game reviewer or something sarcastic?
See, what I do is basically something like they did: I make fun of bad stuff.
And now answer me this:

Would you call a fanfic about the disgusting and detailed torture and murder of a fictional character to be something people should openly enjoy or not feel bad about, especially when the story has been writen so that others can jerk off to it?
If you say no, then you and I have at least one thing in common: a certain amount of standard. Stories like that (by the way, I am refering to a little piece of work called Cupcakes here) are the kind of garbage I am mocking. That and stories by people like Christian Chandler.

(If you don`t know who that is, you really lack a certain amount of internet knowledge.)

There is nothing about "jealousy" here, mostly because fucktards like that have nothing to be jealous about. they are considered losers, low lifes and disgusting. It is just me having fun with shit and trying to make something out of it. And if you don`t get that... well, perhaps you should watch a mock of "Things change" once in a while. I heard there are some on youtube.
>> No. 22347
This is absurd, you guys can't let go of the things you feel are wrong with mykan and his fics...
>> No. 22348
>>22347
Well, and he can`t go off of Things change. There is equlibrium for us all I guess.

Oh and Kaylee, white knighting? Yeah, good luck with that. Give Mickey a year and you don`T want him around you anymore.
>> No. 22349
Because YOU said a whole bunch of shitty things to my Celesto and my unicorns. You did it to my guys, so I did it to yours. You sai you wanna kill them... shred their insides... make them have sex, and you call them worse thing!

-I hate the fact that Twilight is voiced by Tara Strong becuase that automatically birng Teen Titans back to haunt me! (I don't hate Tara)

-The lessons Twilight learn about friendship have had no effect in my life since the day I was born, and it wasn't always my fault!

-Be yourself (Didn't work)
-Help others and they'll be nice (They werne't nice)
-Respect other people's differences (You don't respect mine at all)

Every time I look at Twilight, I imagine my REAL Mykan Pony is sitting in a dark cave by himself witht he song of healing begging to be left in peace... or he just really yells at Twlight or treats her like how Paul treated Ash.

What is that retarded... is that terrorism...?
>> No. 22350
I really need to get offline right now...
>> No. 22351
>>22350
Later Mykan aka Johnny aka caylee
>> No. 22352
>>22350

yeah, dont give these jerks the gratification of a response.
>> No. 22353
>>22349
Terrorism? No.
Retarded? Incredibly.
It's a cartoon, bro. Don't like it? Don't watch it.
And don't even try to reverse that on me by saying "if you don't like my story don't read it."
That's not gonna fly here. Some of the people here, such as the MST team, were reading it BECAUSE they didn't like it. Then they riffed it. That is called humor.
Maybe you have a different sense of humor. Fine, whatever. But sometimes you just have to accept that not everyone will like your stuff, and when a lot of people don't like your stuff, they'll crack jokes about it in each other's company.
Stop being a child, please. This has gone long enough.
>> No. 22354
>>22347

Oh, you're back! The only one so far to offer an interesting argument. (The thread was, admittedly, turning into something resembling this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgOaT4xzdvo) But, yes, I have to agree with Maniak. Even though he is, by his own admission, a troll, he is none the less right. White Knighting Mykan is a lesson in futility and frustration. Sooner or later, he will say something shockingly despicable, and you'll wonder why you ever even considered the thought that he had any redeeming qualities.
>> No. 22355
>>22339
>Do you think Twilight was awesome or not?

I did not enjoy twilight but I also understand that people have different tastes and like different things and don't make fun of people just because they like things I don't.
>> No. 22356
>>22350

FINALLY JESUS HE LEARNED SOMETHING!
>> No. 22357
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22357
Winner of thread: Dakari King Mykan
>> No. 22359
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22359
>>22357 see >>20698
>> No. 22360
>>22359
Say TK, who do you think does Mykan hate the most of the main cast? Pinkie Pie, because she is bubbly and cherful and can actually sing? Fluttershy, because she manages to stand up to her friends, even if she is the weakest? Rainbow Dash because she proves women don`t have to be just trophy wives like Terra for Beastboy? Or really just Twilight cause unlike him she manages to have friends and be a worthy member of society, despite being autistic (at least to the theories of some weird bronies)?
>> No. 22361
>>22360

Gonna go with Twilight, whom he calls a WHORE BITCH-ASS and wishes to get raped by a lunatic who will regret goign for an empty shell.
>> No. 22362
>>22361
Or Luna. Because he does not want another whinny emo beside himself in Celestia`s life.
>> No. 22365
It does not matter if I watch it or not
>> No. 22366
>>22365
but you watched it anyway!
>> No. 22368
And before I didn't... but just the mention of it borught on negitive emmotions...
>> No. 22369
>>22368
You're 25. That's more than old enough for negative emotions.
>> No. 22370
"Day 5.
the Mykan-pony conflict has yet to resolve. shot's have been fired from both sides. While The Resistance has fought valiantly and with great skill, Mykan, My father, and his troops seem all but oblivious to their condition. TK, Maniak, Darvulia, and DraculaMarth, the noble Resistance leaders, stand by themselves against my father's army. The fighting doesn't look like it will be ending soon. Gods have mercy on our souls.
P.S.
I found a cookie!"

That was an exert from my diary.
>> No. 22371
>>22368
oh yeah, alone mentioning Tara Strong or that friendship is wonderful hurts you. Okay then Mickey, why are you then even watching stuff like Inuyasha, Digimon and Teen Titans, where friendship and love is important?
>> No. 22372
How does twilight write a letter/list

-Uses her magic, or gets spike to do it.

How do mine do it...

-They can actually clench their hoofs like hands (Only without posible fingers) They grab the quills and write it by themselves
>> No. 22373
>>22371

Because there are also conflicts and battles. and perfect things for me to manipulate to dmeonstrate there are some things that Friendshi[ can't fix... just like there are some things money cannot buy
>> No. 22374
Oops. I take back what I said at >>22356
>> No. 22375
Oh, By the way, im writing a little story. If anyone cares to watch my mediocre writing skills/give me ideas, just ask and i'll post a link to the G-doc.
>> No. 22376
>>22375
I would but I'm afraid Mykan might try to MST again
>> No. 22377
>>22372
Apple Bloom doesn't have prehensile hooves. She writes legibly with her mouth.
>> No. 22378
>>22377

That's still not doing it by hoof
>> No. 22379
>>22376

In that case DO IT DO IT DO IT.

>>22372

Do you want us to give them a cookie for that or what?
>> No. 22380
>>22372
and? in the show (if the apple cider episode was any indication) te ponies can all use their hooves like hands. Also, you basically created Jay Naylor porn characters by doig your thing.

and still, alone looking art the CMC probably gives you cancer cause you hate their friendship.
>> No. 22381
okily dokily, pokily
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11CISaP6-aTvNTLyOCx-kEIYBKWIMWJ5h7Qu7ngYOZpk/edit
>> No. 22382
You know what needs to be a thing?

CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS FANFICTION MOCKERS!!!
>> No. 22383
>>22381
That is the second time I've been written into a fanfic
>> No. 22384
>>22380

Too bad it isn't enough. It's time for the unicorns and Pegasai to learn how to manage without relying so heavily on magic for simple chores.

They're always walking on all fours too
>> No. 22385
>>22383
Don't worry, you are a good guy.
>> No. 22386
>>22383

3rd
>> No. 22387
funny, they don`t rely on magic in general. Pegasi don`t even have magiic you moron.

oh and the cutie mark crusader mockers... I think in 48 hours there might be something up.
>> No. 22388
>>22384
Mykan (with a Chris Rock voice): Ya'll ever notice how Ponies walk like THIIIIIIS? And all the Unicorns walk like THIIIIS?"
>> No. 22389
>>22384

HOW DARE THEY WALK LIKE HORSES!
>> No. 22390
>>22386
Really? I remember Project After was the first, but what was the 2nd?
>> No. 22391
>>22390

you like yugioh? Oh wait you don't?
>> No. 22392
>>22391
What?
>> No. 22393
>>22389

Well you can't expect to throw a punch or weild a weapon on all fours, can you?
>> No. 22394
>>22391
oh, thst is adorable. The little cum gobler is going to put you in his Teen Titan yugio crossover as a demon.
>> No. 22395
>>22394
Amazing that gives me a triple crown! I think that might be a PA first
>> No. 22396
>>22394

First: Stop dissing me, and maybe I'll stop dissing Twilight.

Second: No The Titan YGO fic is a long time off
>> No. 22397
>>22393

I dare you to get in a fist fight with a horse. Let me know who wins.
>> No. 22398
Don't be ridiculous, a human being from our universe wouldn't stand a chance against them.

Witht he right training, they can do what Vegeta did to the punching machine... that was my alternate idea.

To give them super fighting powers like the Z-fighters...
>> No. 22399
>>22398
He means a real horse
>> No. 22400
>>22399

Why would I want to do that?
>> No. 22401
You know, I'm thinking that I should make a biographical film about Mykan.

Working Title: Impotent Rage of the Mad Madman.

Anyone have a better title?
>> No. 22402
>>22401

"How about "A day in the life of Evil Evan"
>> No. 22403
Besides... you can't make a biogrphical film. You lack the experience and properties
>> No. 22404
>>22398
You know, perhaps one day I will try and invent a time machine. Just to kill Akira Toriyama, so that Dragon ball gets not developed and comes to Canada, so you can rip it off. Then again, the time paradoy created by that will rip apart reality.
... well, total worth it.
>> No. 22405
>>22401
The strange case of Michael Mikulak.
>> No. 22406
>>22402
Sounds pretty good for a horror-comedy but not a biography about... Well, you.
>> No. 22407
>>22405
Hmm, how about that as the subtitle!

Impotent Rage of the Mad Madman: The strange case of Michael Mikulak.

A little long, but effective
>> No. 22408
>>22407

And just how are going to make this little film?
>> No. 22409
>>22408
It was a joke. But a Mykan biography would be interesting
>> No. 22410
>>22409

If it was a joke, why are you still a loser?
>> No. 22411
"Little over 26 years ago, one spermatozoa made the daring trip from the testes into the womb. though it may not have been the most intelligent of its million other comrades it just so happened to be slightly faster than the rest"

I got you started, have fun
>> No. 22412
>>22410
If 2x+8=300, define herp derp derp
>> No. 22413
146
>> No. 22414
>>22413
HO. LY. SHIT.
>> No. 22421
>>22414
you know thart would actually be a pretty funny name for a pony character. Holy Shit. The brother of "What a shit" and father of "Who gives a Shit"

So yeah, speaking of shit, how is the "revenge plot" agains Equestria going Mykan? Just asking, seeing how you still are out to "destroy" those miserable piles of flesh... I mean, ponies. Damn, I have to get Dracula out of the system.
>> No. 22424
Hello everybody
>> No. 22427
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22427
>>22421
>> No. 22428
DIE, GRAND RULER! you don't belong in this world!
>> No. 22429
>>22424
Enough talk. Have at thee
>> No. 22431
>>22421

Actually... it's you who's trying to destroy them, Evan too and Dar
>> No. 22433
>>22431
Factually incorrect.
>> No. 22434
Yes even you... you guys are going to be the most often recurring enemies in the next fic (If it works)

The Banisheers
>> No. 22435
>>22434
Yeah Mykan, try to turn us into fanfic villains. You are so far already the biggest villain out there.
No seriously, how about this idea for a villain? The M.I.C.A.N. The Multiuniversal "intelligence" which "cancerogenously" annihilates narrative?
Basically it is an elder one and reality leech, that feeds of the intelligence and creativity of other universes, because on its own it can`t create anything. Using the remains of Generation 2 and 3.5, as well as the Teletubby world, it created itself an own body (the one of the Grand Ruler) and wants to replace the canon universe of FiM, so that it finally gets what it actually lacks the most: Dignity and respect.
>> No. 22438
Enemies...?
>> No. 22444
This is going to be something special. I can feel it.
>> No. 22450
I'm more excited about this than I should be.

Five to one that my character ends up with her hair on fire somehow.
>> No. 22451
>>22450

My character's totally going to be hit by a car... or another missile
>> No. 22452
>>22451
Thought I had my Username filled in. Huh.
>> No. 22453
>>22450

Ponies don't have hair... they have manes
>> No. 22454
>>22435

Point to me again where Teletubies exist in my fic?
>> No. 22455
well, considering the intelligence your characters display and the fact tha you created a hapy happy joy joy land, I say your entire place is Teletubby world after your stupid unicorns took over and killed also the rest. and ey, I am just assuming that cause you openly admited to have watched Teletubbies at the age of 13 and older.
>> No. 22457
PUH-LEASE... if it was a happy joy joy land... why were there monsters and space travel?

Face it Maniak... you're talking shit. There are no teletubbies ANYTHING in that fic...
>> No. 22458
>>22453
"The mane is the hair that grows from the top of the neck of a horse or other equine"

derp
>> No. 22459
ALTERNATE IDEA I HAD

The unicorns have no magic like Digimon attacks (Except for the uniforce, and Rainbow force)

Each fight like normal warriors with a choice of weapons
>> No. 22460
It is still called the mane... not the hair

It is not called handwriting... it is HOOFwriting
>> No. 22462
>>22460

Inaccurate comparison. A hoof is not a hand, but a mane is hair.
>> No. 22463
You write with a hoof... but its not a hand. it is Hoofwriting... there's nothing else it can be called...
>> No. 22464
>>22463

I know that. I'm saying that calling a mane hair is not inaccurate.
>> No. 22465
>>22464

whatever... I gotta come up with whole other races as well... that don't live in U-E
>> No. 22466
>>22465
That sounds like a personal problem
>> No. 22468
>>22466

Lay off the sarcasm will ya...

I a;reayd got the types of creatures but I haven't labeled their history or purpose... or nature...
>> No. 22470
Hey everybody!!!
>> No. 22471
I just got back from work
>> No. 22472
Sorry June... no one's been here for a couple of hours (Which is how I usually prefer it)

I was thinking of Changing Titan and his kind to being like brokers
>> No. 22473
Hey, I knew there was a reason I never went to Fimchan, besides all the gratuitous clopfiction. It turns out that this place is frequented by a mad, misanthropic troll who is in total denial about his pony-loving status.

That isn't such a bad thing, I guess. It's just funny how transparent this Mykan fellow's denials are. He's that stereotypical anime girl who denies her crush on the protagonist and throws things at him while screaming "BAKA" in giant font.

There's some humor in having the audacity to declare that Friendship is Magic sucks, then writing a fanfic that you consider superior, then broadcasting that hatred on a Pony fan fiction website. And, if my reading of this thread has not misinformed me, being quite surprised when people do not like it. When last I checked, it had dropped to .6 stars out of 5 on FIMfiction by something on the order of twenty ratings.

Having read this thread (or as much of it as I can stomach), I can plainly see why. Goodness gracious me.
>> No. 22474
Welcome to my hellhole, Posh
>> No. 22475
Oh great now another one
>> No. 22476
Why is everyone so angry that Mykan doesn't like the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic show?

People have different tastes and I for one prefer his fanfic stories. :D
>> No. 22477
I told you... posting it on FIMfiction wouldn't stop these retards

They probably won't even like an idea I have o remake Titan's motivation.
>> No. 22478
>>22476
From what I've read, they suffer from poor writing, lack of proofreading, and an overwhelming amount of egotism and hubris. He states in the opening line that he hates Friendship is Magic, then goes on to say "things are going to be different around here." It's just so arrogant and pompous a thing to say, especially in the presence of fans of the show.

It would be like if I walked into a man's house as he and his family were eating dinner, threw the meal on the floor, spat in his wife's eye, said that her food was substandard, then prepared it myself, claiming that my work was better. It's an arrogant claim, and that's my main problem with the story.

It's also overladen with writing cliches, I find the characters one dimensional and uninteresting, so much of it is derivative of so wide a variety of outside sources (the opening sequence is basically the opening to Mare in the Moon, but with Legend of Zelda elements, and then there's the idiotic theme song), and it's overall reminiscent of pret-a-porter and not true French haute couture.
>> No. 22479
>>22477
BECAUSE YOU SUCK
>> No. 22480
>>22478

Ever stop to think that I like Zelda themes better than most things I've seen on Crap-Vision?
>> No. 22481
>>22480
I don't think you understand the point that I'm trying to make. I'm not saying that you should have used something else to fuel the opening chapter. I'm saying that you shouldn't have used plot elements from any outside source to write your story.

You claim that it's an original work, and yet it's held aloft by material that is cadged from numerous different sources. And that's a tremendous contradiction that harms not only the integrity of your story, but your credibility as a writer.

Many writers, myself included, throw in shout-outs to other works, or draw inspiration from material that was particularly resonant with them, for one reason or another. But you take it one step farther. You don't just reference. You don't throw in shout-outs. You steal. You steal characters, dialogue, situations, song lyrics, whatever you can get away with.

That's called plagiarism. It's not just wrong, it's bad. It's badwrong. Or badong.
>> No. 22482
>>22481
Hey, I know what you are trying to do, and it's good and all, but just stop. Mykan won't listen to you and he'll keep making excuses until it drives you up the freaking wall
>> No. 22483
Are you nuts... everythign is taken form everything these days... you make it sound like people can't even say "Hello" becuase it's been done before. in short there is NO MORE ORIGINALITY...

I don't see any unicorns with three horns...
I don't see any humaniod beings
I don't see any wilder stronger powers and fiercer evils.

It seems more original to me. (Something that hasen't been done yet)

There's also a thing called the TIME FACTOR... and... THE STEAM LEVEL
>> No. 22484
Oh.. and one thing I forgot to mention... another reaons I use things... is becuase they cna't be beaten... so there's no point to try
>> No. 22485
>>22484
And that is the difference between a good writer and a bad writer.

A good writer strives to create something fresh, even if many, or most, of the ingredients are overripe.

A bad writer does what you do.

I should at least thank you for making me feel better about my writing. Thank you. You've given me a huge boost in confidence. You've inspired me to carry on with my work.

Thank you.
>> No. 22486
Who cares...

Look what I've got to work with...

-Rarity owns a Salon, and is rather self-centered and firvilous!

I can't do that then... (Can't have someone who acts like her)

-Spike is a baby Dragon who serves as Twilight's helper

So I can't use a Dragon, and Krysta's not really Lightning's assitant, she's mor eliek a partner.

I want to differ from some of the things they did on MLP... it's the only way I can cool off!
>> No. 22487
Besides... even if I finished MIB either way...

Don't think for one minute that means I'm done and I can take it easy.
>> No. 22489
>>22487

Man, I've read this thread, and I know all your excuses, and whatever. I don't really care. I just wanted to say my piece.

Normally, I'm not so dismissive of people with obvious psychological issues, but you seem pretty happy with yours. Pretty happy with mediocrity in your writing, too, if your reactions to detractors are any indicator.

I recently got a point-by-point review that deconstructed exactly what was wrong with a specific scene in one of my stories. You know what I did? I contacted him immediately and asked him to be my new pre-reader. It's things like that, which you're so clearly resistant toward doing, which separate actual writers from you.

Lecturing is fun. It makes me feel really egotistical though.
>> No. 22490
First of all I'm not writing... I'm blowing steam. (I just wanted to see the Elements of Harmony fail and the Equestrians meet something they couldn't handle alone)

Second... you yourself just made it imposible to write anything "Don't use anything done"

Third: Do you realize if I take too much time all these papers will pile up. "So you finished one fic" *SLAMS STACK OF PAPERS DOWN*

"Now you got all these other fics and plenty more to make... so get to it"
>> No. 22491
I mean... thanks to you I can't even try my new idea for Titan and make him like a Dimensional Broker
>> No. 22492
>>22490

Perhaps you should just choose one fic then and stick to it.

Quality > Quantity
>> No. 22493
Elaborate PLEASE
>> No. 22494
>>22493

In other words, stop writing lots of shitty fics and concentrate on making one good one.
>> No. 22495
>>22491

I'm a bad bad man.
>> No. 22496
first of all it doesn't matter if it's got quality, you'll mock it anyway.

Second: How is focussing on one fic going to solve anything?
>> No. 22497
Besides... how can I even make Quality when even THAT'S been done before... and you said "Don't do things that have been done"
>> No. 22499
>>22497
Crap has been done before and yet you still do it
>> No. 22500
So do you, so what?
>> No. 22504
RIFFCEPTION: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MHy7_l4JaKUFqjjoPISaxXveMgi0RsyiZoqcPBvc6yA/edit
>> No. 22505
Like I said... nothing to work with

You already dissed the idea of Titan being like a Dimesnional Broker.
>> No. 22506
Yes yes I know, everything is a copy. You've said it a million times and on some levels I agree. Everything we create is based on our past experiences in life, including thing we see in the real world and the world of fiction.

The key is in how you integrate these experiences into your work and what you create with them. An excellent writer can combine all his influences in a way that is exciting and new to those who read it. The problem is that your copying is so blatant and lazy because you are more focused on getting shit finished as quickly as possible to relieve "stress" than making it high quality.

If that's how you want to do it, fine, but don't act all indignant when people end up not liking it.
>> No. 22507
I act indignat, becuase you act idignant
>> No. 22508
>>22507

It's "indignant", you dumbass.
>> No. 22509
Don't fucking care, kid!

Also... it's not just copied in real life, I've seen shows where it happened as well. Like the idea to make Titan a dimensional broker.

Guess I can't use that then eh?
>> No. 22510
>>22509

You can make whatever you want. But if it sucks, people will say so.
>> No. 22511
>>22507

Did he really just spell that wrong twice in two different ways? Wow.
>> No. 22513
That's the first I ever saw the word before... what do you want

and the problem is the both of you hate everything, unless you yourselves use it
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22514
First, I wanted to try to help Mykan. Then I kinda disliked him. Now I just feel truly sorry for him. He will never know true happiness because he will never allow himself to feel it. I also wish I didn't spend so much time reading this thread. Not my best first impression for my first time here, even though some of it was funny. I am normally on fimfiction, equestria daily, and ponychan. I was going to say something to Mykan, but...Well just look at the picture.
>> No. 22515
dimensional broker? So what, he works on wall street and sells dimension to the Antimonitor?
>> No. 22516
>>22513
I am personally a huge fan of Somber's works(some author you have never heard of because your head is so far up your ass and apparently it doesn't get wifi). He manages to pull out stories with over 6000 words in less than a week AND it is of great quality/very emotional (there was this one about how twilight calling out rainbow dash during the Mare-do-well episode and it ruined her reputation)
Just because you want to be original doesn't mean your not allowed to use other content. Just don't use it as filler/a crutch.
A good author can take something like Fallout and make their own story from it. Fallout becomes a theme they base it on, but it is their story none the less.
>> No. 22517
also a fun fact I like to apply to fanfics that make them atleast somewhat better; NEVER have an OC interact with canon characters. It is a bad idea and can immediately turn off a reader. if you do want OC/canon interaction, don't have crappy love stories, or make the canon characters less than the OC, Canon ALWAYS > original content(it's why they have an actual TV show and you dont).
>> No. 22518
>>22516

A fan of Somber's, huh? I'm fond of his work as well; I'd go so far as to call him one of my influences, though I have my share of complaints about FoE: Project Horizons. It's kind of funny how you complained about OCs interacting with canon characters, too, because didn't Somber do just that by having Blackjack and Littlepip hang out for a couple of chapters?

It's one of those things that needs to be treated carefully. Otherwise, it explodes in the writer's face, and you wind up with some great big self-indulgent mess. I think that Somber largely avoided having that happen in his story, though not all writers can pull it off, obviously.

This Dakari-King Mykan is one such writer. If what I'm reading is to be believed, "Celesto" is not only more powerful than Celestia, he's also her former beau. And teacher? There are layers upon layers of wish fulfillment in My Little Unicorn.

To some extent, all writing is wish fulfillment, but a talented writer is able to curb his enthusiasm and put what's best for the story above his own desire to see things pan out a certain way. But since Mykan writes his stories for himself, and inexplicably shares them with the entire world for reasons that I do not believe even he understands, he's incapable of doing much besides basic wish fulfillment.

I don't know enough about his other work to judge, but something tells me that this pattern presents itself in many of his other stories.
>> No. 22519
>>22518

Depends on how much you know about Teen Titans or Digimon. That's what most of his other works are based on.
>> No. 22520
>>22519

Well, I never really watched Digimon, but I was young enough when Teen Titans was on to watch and enjoy it.

You seem to know more about this than I do. Am I right? Is the same pattern in his other works?
>> No. 22521
>>22518
Well, the latest chapters involving Blackjack and Littlepip were not well received as he may have wanted, but he at least knew what he was getting himself into and even said in the author's notes that he was only trying to tone things down, if only for a little bit. I imagine the last two chapters as a sort of bridge arc between BJ practically dying and obtaining new limbs.
You are right, OC work is a very tough area to tread.
>> No. 22522
>>22520

Well first, let me drop a bombshell on you: My Little Unicorn is one of Mykan's most original stories. I'll let that sink in for a minute.

Okay, now as for his Teen Titans stories, many of them are based around the final episode: Things Change. You see, Mykan really likes the pairing of Beast Boy and Terra, so when Things Change utterly destroyed that ship. He was... not happy about it, to understate.

So, most of his stories are based on the idea of correcting this, either my making Beast Boy really sad and guilt tripping Terra back into loving him or by showing all the terrible things that might happen if they never get back together, which also involves Beast Boy being really sad and guilt tripping Terra.

If you want a more detailed look, there's Lizard Man's riff of Things Change and The End, which you can read at http://www.projectafterforums.com/index.php?showtopic=1464.

Lizard Man usually likes going into detail about logical and character flaws in the stories he riffs, so there's good bit of information to be found in there.
>> No. 22526
>>22522

Hey jerkbucket, I go into excessive detail about story and character flaws too. Half of my mocks are filibusters about idiotic writing or stupid narrative elements. Or grammar. I spend a lot of time harping on grammar. I have a calling, I think.

Anyway, TK's not wrong. As far as I can see--and mind you, I'm grading on the most fucking generous scale imaginable--Mlu Mib (as opposed to Mulp Fim, you understand) is more original and less derivative than his other works. Though I'm glad to see he's stuck with his running theme of stealing the themes of shitty TV shows from the 1980s for his own stories.

MAGIC
MAGIC

MAGIC
MAGIC

No, you want to see fucking plagiarism, you read The Sailor Moon Legend of Zelda. The last dozen or so chapters are lifted wholesale from Armageddon. Yes, that Armageddon. It's the greatest movie ever, you know. Nothing can touch it in terms of TENSION, EMOTION, and TERIFIC PLOTTING.

No accounting for taste, but really, if you must steal, then at least steal from the best.

Oh, fun fact--one time Mykan ripped off himself. Yeah. Reused a chapter from one story in another of his stories. Word for word. Just copied and pasted it. Thought nobody would notice. I'm pretty sure he stole much of his content for SMLoZ from online strategy guides for Ocarina of Time.

But he's totally creative and interesting, you guys. We're just idiotic haters.

Also:>>22520

If you're the same Posh who wrote that My Immortal crossover, then I'm probably going to have to kill you at some point for stealing my thought energy. I don't take kindly to that. My Immortal is my thing. Get your own. Jerkbucket.
>> No. 22527
>>22522
May I add something to that information TK?

See Posh, Mykan does not just write his fanfic as "wish fullfillment" but as he says also to blow steam against the things he hates in fictional work and the tv shows he watched.
Basically he has now four main sources of his hatred:

1. Digimon: Davis and Kari from season 2 never came together. This was Mykan`s very first pairing he ever obsessed about, to the point he participated in flame wars against TK and Kari shippers, wrote revenge fics against them and still made a youtube video years after the "flame war" became just a sad chapter in the digimon fandom of which he was considered a joke. Even a majority of fellow Davis and Kari shippers thought Mykan was an embarassement. This still didn`t stop him frommaking fanfics, where Davis (a rather positive character) would turn emo on his friends sooner or later and also take revenge against Kari or such for not having married him. One particular fanfic is for example about Davis founding the "Red Ribbon" Army, a terrorist group of cloned children (the kids of the other Digidestineds) and Digimon to destroy all love on the planet. Why? Because Kari did not marry him.

2) Beastboy and Terra from Teen Titans.
TK basically told you all to know here. what he did not mention is, that based on Mykan`s perosnal experiences in life you could actually consider the treatment of BB and the constant bashing of the subject of changes in general as a substitute for MYkan, dealing with "changes" in real life.
See, Mykan told us all a lot of his life and how "changes" have always been part of something bad in it. Like the few friends he had growing up and changing. Heck, he stopped going into a mall because one single pizza stand there did close down. He told me it makes him sad, that the Pizza Hut near where he lives now only delivers, instead of being a restaurant how it used to be.
For Mykan "Things change" was just the last straw and now he uses BB (or rather the emo he turned him into, who can`t see anything wonderful in his life because one girl dumped him, whcih triggers now all the other tragedies in his life off) as a subsitute to whine in his fanfics about how changes are bad. That and he portrays BB as a martyr who has to suffer the most of the TT and is almost hollier than Jesus. At leas the way how MYkan wants to portray him as the main character of his stories.
But hey, that he writes as much about BB as he does, should also mean he likes the character and TT. Well, he doesn`t. He barely watched TT before he started writing fanfics about it (kinda like with FiM, which he condamned as garbage after just watching the Equestrian Girls commercial I send him), he hates the TT (especially Robin which he wants to see dead) and he hates Raven, even if he has a crush on her and ships her with his OC, some catboy Mary Sue. BB... well, he told me once the following: He would kill the character if he does not come together with Terra, because then he would have proven himself worthless.

3. 6teen
Some canadian flash animated show that really sucks ass. Teens and their activity in a mall basically. Because one character called Nicky left with her family town in the final episode, Mykan wrote an entire sequel series in whcih he also put his OC Mykan Sportswood. A 17 year old comic artist who has his own shop in the mall, a hot french girlfriend, gets away with humiliating the shows "antagonists" and every time he is "on screen" the narrative changes to POV. So yeah, go figure what that tells you about Mykan`s ego.

4. Friendship is Magic: As he mentioned more than once, he hates the show basically because in his eyes it is too girly and the lessons about friendship are lies he can`t relate too, because in his own life he never made friends the way Twilight did. As such (and because Mykan is mysogonistic to the point he writes all women in his fanfics mostly as girly girls who get sooner or later berated by a male character)he now created "Magic is Believing", which cna be best described as MLP writen by the mindset of Christian Chandler who watched too much Power Rangers and Care Bears simultaneously, while masturbating to Applejack and Rainbow Dash fanart.
>> No. 22528
On another note, here a list of things Mykan ripped off now in a while for his stories. and by ripping off I mean blant plagiarism (Lizard Man, if you are up, add something to the list)

1) Beastboy and Terra themself (HSM 2)
In this fanfic we meet the characters of Terri and Garth, both substitutes for Beastboy (aka Garfield Logan) and Terra, who basically break up with Terri telling Garth, that things changed. It is a reenactment of the final scene of "Things Change" and basically Mykan uses it to blame the girl later on for the suffering of the boy, to the point Beastboy guilt trips her. No really. BB is in this story a teacher and he berates her fopr it to the point she cries.

2) The Red Ribbon Army (Child soldiers)
The name of a bunch of gag antagonists from Dragon Ball, lifted for Mykan`s army of child soldiers.

3) 12 Angry Men
Basically an entire FF reenactment of the famous movie and play, only with the Digidestineds, so that Davis can stand up as the jury member who convinces everyone else.

4) Goldeneye (Project AFTER)
In his revenge fic against a mocking group who mocked most of his stuff, Mykan -who writes this story partly to "defend" original fiction- actually rips off Goldeneye and Small soldiers, at least when it boils down to the place of the secret headquarter of PA being in a lake and the base being destroyed.

(list will be continued)
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>>22497

I had to cap this. It's such an adorably confusing post.
>> No. 22531
>>22529
It is Mykan thinking way too literal. But yeah, "adorable" how he can`t understand that even if you write only fanfic, you should at least put in a bit of "quality" in it. HEck, I made a collection of Haikus to FiM. Seeing how a Haiku is basically just a three line poem, I did exactly that for each episode and song of the first season (yeah, sorry for the self advertisement here) It was just something short I did, nothing of high quality. Still I tried my best to make them sound "logical" in context of the episodes. Mykan on the other hand wants to tell his "stories" which are basically what he imagines episodes of the shows to be, but he misses always the point. In a show about the War of Independence, he puts in Masked Rider. In a show about super heroes fighting evil, he comes up with plots lifted from Thunderbirds and set in a AU high school universe.

In MLP, he created anthropomorphic horses who do stuff on two feet because he thinks that is "original" or different from MLP in general, but first, it was already done in G2, second it makes the characters more look like something out of furry porn from Jay Naylor or so.

And don`t get me started on how his "unicornicopia" is actually gayer than anything in FiM.
>> No. 22533
Mykan, if you are still here go to your story on fimfiction for some real constructive criticism. Unfortunately, I could only take so much of that story I could only stand three chapters. It really is that bad. Also, I have emailed knighty, the site administrator, as to the rules regarding the deletion of criticism, constructive or otherwise, and I have saved what I wrote in those comments to my computer. If any rules are broken by your comment deletion I will make sure that story is gone, if there isn't a rule against revenge fics in general. Then it will be gone quicker. FiMfiction is one of my favorite sites Mykan. You would do best not to mess with the rules there.
>> No. 22534
>>22515

Titan and his kind are like dimesnional brokers... they travel to distant dimesnions, purge all the life from that realm and prepare the land to be sold
>> No. 22535
Mykan, I was going to ask you this through PM, but FFNet's messaging service has been down since last night, and I'm confused.

Why is that fic you sent me making the idiot it's about sound so interesting? Revenge fics are supposed to either kill off or humiliate the target, not make them someone that's a threat to multiple dimensions.
>> No. 22536
>>22533

I sent you a PM about your comments.
>> No. 22537
>>22533

I'm not part of FIM fiction...
>> No. 22538
Because... That's how I like revenge... that's how I wrtie them... not to mention that's only one chp...
>> No. 22539
>>22533

Alrgight you... first of all... A lot of readers (Especialy Maniak and retards) are stupid, becuase they don't even bother to READ
>> No. 22540
>>22538

But that's not what revenge fics are. I wanted to see a fic that could actually be posted as an attack at Ringmaster. Not...this.
>> No. 22541
>>22540

to me... a revenge fic is where you get to show off how nasty and twisted.

Like how I made all of Project after villians and they suffered brutal beatings and near death for their wicked ways
>> No. 22542
>>22526

Yeah, but I was looking for a Teen Titan one for an example. Maybe if you had written one I'd have linked to it, jerkbucket.
>> No. 22543
>>22541

So, I put up with your "comment deletion" stuff this entire time, and all I'm getting is...THIS type of fic?

I wanted to see you tear into Ringmaster, not make him better than the other characters.
>> No. 22544
>>22543

Why don't your rewrite it becuas eIs till don't understan what you're after
>> No. 22545
>>22544

You were supposed to kill/humiliate his character. That's how all revenge fics work. Except for yours, apparently.
>> No. 22546
>>22545

All right...

As soon as FF is repaired I'll get to it (Again)
>> No. 22547
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>>22543
>> No. 22548
>>22546

Just as a little "incentive": I won't be deleting those five comments posted on FiMFiction until you show me your new rewrite.
>> No. 22549
It won't matter if you delete them anyway, they'll just come righ back... because people just don't get it.
>> No. 22550
>>22549

Get what?
>> No. 22551
Well that last commenter is as blind as ever

"Your readers aren't stupid"

Most of my readers (Not you) are in fact stupid. These people are VERY VERY stupid...

They don't even bother to read and understand.

As for the Rewrite... I honestly can't think of anything except one paragraph... that's all got

just a quick shot and he's dead
>> No. 22552
Also, there's all kinds of ways to get revenge in the world... and there's a big difference between wanting someone to SUFFER than to DIE.

Do you know how many revenge fics I've made... and in the end not many of the main characters died at all. I wanted them to feel pain, or learn a lesson.
>> No. 22553
>>22551

"Just a quick shot and he's dead"

I have absolutely no use for you at all anymore, then.
>> No. 22554
Good news, Mykan. I just found someone in this thread that I hate more than you.
>> No. 22555
>>22551

"Most of my readers are stupid."

Sounds about right.
>> No. 22556
>>22554

Feel free to hate me, but remember: I still have all the reviews in my email. And I'm THIS close to posting them all.
>> No. 22557
>>22556

What, the reviews of his story? Are you planning on sharing all the incredibly nice things people had to say about it?
>> No. 22558
>>22557

Reviews, as in "every "flame" that's deleted, was also sent to my email".
>> No. 22559
>>22551
Well, at least I can say I tried. You guys are right, white knighting doesn't work. However, I am also not going to go around insulting and arguing. Not how I work. I also realize I come off as a little harsh on my previous comment. Still, I don't like when people mess with my ponies. Nothing personal against you, Mykan. I actually didn't even know you existed until yesterday. I will say that if you were to actually work on improving your story you could actually create something worth reading. I believe I will start following this thread. I may witness a miracle of some sort.
>> No. 22560
Well guess what... I got nothing, I've thoguht and thought, but there's nothing, okay?
>> No. 22561
>>22559

If such a miracle took place here, I would eat my pants and send you a video of it.

I can see where you're coming from with not wanting to wanting to sound spiteful in your criticism, and I respect that. At the very least you can see what's wrong with his story.
>> No. 22562
"who had three golden unicorn horns of immense power"

That can't be used... the Grand Ruler doesn't (At the time) know his horns are THAT powerful, or even why he HAS three horns to begin with.
>> No. 22563
"Lastly, you simply can’t just make up lyrics and post them in a story. It breaks up the flow, even if it is at the end. A reader isn’t going to know what the song sounds like, especially if you just made it up. If you are going to add songs, you need to link them, describe what the music sounds like, or use a well known song that most people will likely know. The last one doesn’t work very well."

-You're not allowed to ost links in fics
-I give the songs their references (Except the first one)
-That's why I use songs people alreayd know, and have defiantly hear before. It cuts corners and saves valuble time
>> No. 22564
>>22563
To your first one, remove the 'of immense power' part. I just thought making him sound stronger would appeal to you. As for hosting links, fanfiction.net really has a rule about it? Seems strange. FiMfiction doesn't have that rule, which is why I suggested linking. Also, like I said having to look up the song breaks the flow of the story. Lastly, you aren't using songs everyone would know. Maybe everyone in your country, but some people are from different countries and you wrote a fanfiction for a show that has fans all over the world. With that it is almost impossible to have a song everyone would know. It's like if I used a song by Dragonforce and think someone from Australia would automatically know it. Disclaimer:I do not actually know if anyone in Australia listens to Dragonforce. I was searching for a metaphor.
>> No. 22565
FIMfiction is not FF.net... they're rules are stronger and different there.

Now next... the Fariy.

-Since I am introducing newer interdimensional creatures, there ought to be a reference to them, like Krysta.

-Twilight has a dragon as an assitant, and Lightnign has a fairy as a side kick

-It's time for humanoid creatures to enter.

-I like Zelda themes more than most other themes
>> No. 22566
>>22563
Mykan, you don`t understand: Humans are not art of the MLP universe anymore, ever since G1.
Why? Because the reason why the first generation gets a bit of critic is, because the characters there always relied on humans. They could not solve their problems on their own depsite their powers. That has to change. And really, you want to differ from FiM, but then you still give the main character an assistant? Krysta is a sidekick like Spike, one way or another. Just the fact that she is not a dragon doesn`T change that fact. so in other words, you just replaced a dragon with a fairy, otherwise it is the same bullshit. God, did your father drop you as a baby?
>> No. 22567
>>22564

Eh, I'd prefer leaving out the songs entirely. Seeing Youtube links in the middle of the story just takes me out of the experience. I also can't say his song choices are so well known even in North America. Though they do come from some known sources (Simpsons, Barney and Friends), the songs themselves aren't particularly famous.
>> No. 22568
I didn't say human... I said... HUMANOID, as in Human shapped... with a body, posible hands fingers toes

Still say it's not allowed? Well then its time that changed!
>> No. 22569
>>22565
I'm fine with the fairy. I was just expressing my thoughts on how fairies can be annoying in stories. If you want a real kick ass fairy, read the Dresden Files. Toot-Toot leads an army of hundreds of fairies, all wearing armor made of small things people would never notice were missing and wielding little steel knives, against a physical aspect of summer, and end up killing her. Fairies are susceptible to damage from steel and iron in that series. How does Dresden, the deadpan snarker wizard, repay them? Pizza, which is their favorite food ever. Sorry, got a little sidetracked. I also want to say, if something isn't going to be important until later on don't mention it until then. You actually wrote, "She is the only fairy in this dimension, but that isn't important right now." Then why mention it?
>> No. 22570
>>22569

read the Dresden Files.

I don't like to read much, and I don't have a clue of what you said at all.

Then why mention it?

Because it makes the reader curious... "Who is Krysta... where did she come from... what is she going to be like."

You see... Krysta is practicallyt he only differente creature in the entire kingdom... it's all just winged unicorns... I don't even think there are birds or mosquitos.
>> No. 22571
>>22569
Want the answer? Because he still had to come up with certain parts, especially the entire "she is the queen of fairies" part later on. Heck, Mykan told me about his story. Want to know what he wanted to do with Titan in the end in the first draft? He wanted to brianwash him in order to become good. Not thinking up an actual plot in whcih Titan comes to term with "good emotions" or so, but just lobotomize him into a good guy. But that actually works for the way how unicornicopia seems to be concipated.
Sorry, but you also have to admit, that Mykan`s world for the world of a "warrior" race, looks suspiciously way too "innocent" and naive, to the point that everyone acts more like kids that have been babysitted for way too long by their parents.
Case in point: In one chater, Titan`s henchpony uses the powers of nightmares to harness the powers of some unicorns. The net day, as a result of ONE single nightmare, everyone is a psychological damaged trainwrack.
>> No. 22572
>>22570

For being the only non-unicorn in their universe. They sure do get accustomed to her presence quickly.

Also, if there are no birds or insects, then how do the plants reproduce? Does Buddy manually extract the pollen with his bare hooves?
>> No. 22573
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-SHvNRD-NoCxda9-hZq1TbLueSCspa_IqwijrylSla4/edit
>> No. 22574
>>22571

Maniak... you don't read and get it do you? Those were not ordinary nightmares... they were magical spells conjured to lower the warrior's courage BY MAGIC They wer ebeing FORCED to feel afraid (Under a spell)

Like on Chaotic when Maxor fell under the spell DECOMPOSITON (I think it was) Whoever falls under that spell walks a waking nightmare.

*What looks like a normal little kitty kat, seems like a razor fanged roaring beast to you*
>> No. 22575
>>22572
It also begs the question, where do the unicorns and especially Cookie get eggs and milk from. Just for starters.

And lets face it, Mykan makes shit up as he goes along. e.g. Brain has build an entire space ship they use to escae when Discord runs rampage a la SHED.mov. Okay, how the hell did the unicorns discover space travel? And how is Brian able to build a space ship in a few days? With magic? than he used it for a mundane task. So again Mykan, you failed.
>> No. 22576
>>22572

Bascially... yes! Buddy Rose is a very skilled gardener, and actually managed to not only DISCOVER new plants but new ways to care for them.

*If your flower is dead* He MIGHT be able to save it
>> No. 22577
It is good you never had biology in school Mykan, you would have failed it.

And also, it was just nightmares. The way I read it and it was not pointed out in your story, they just had bad dreams. You can`t just assume that because the nightmares were artificial, that makes them automatically more special. You ar enot Wes Craven and Chapter nine was not Nightmare on Elmstreet.
>> No. 22578
>>22575

Maniak... you fail with your reading. The fic clearly states that brain had been working on that ship for a long, long, LOOOOOONG time...

He just kept it so secretive that no one even GUESSED of it's exiatance...

Furthermore... is how they get their food important? Is that what the fic is about...

-Maybe they get shipments in
-Maybe they regenerate foods.

It's not important...
>> No. 22579
Further... Earth Biology doens't apply EVERYWHERE here.

In fact... there's no such word as EARTH to them...

Earth Ponies are now called... GROUND Ponies (Well to me)

Becuase there's no such thing as a planet called Earth to them. IT makes sense not to use the word EARTH
>> No. 22580
He had in fact, over the years been working in an underground workshop he had, and building a massive ship which he hoped would enable to make inter-dimensional travel between dimensions possible. It would be like using a portal, only it wouldn't be as fast, or as stable if not handled well, but it would be reliable for such emergencies.

"After many years of hard work and experimenting… I'm certain that it shall succeed."

...

For the first time... I have 100% proof you don't READ/COMPREHEND, Maniak!
>> No. 22581
>>22579

The original definition of the word "earth" refers directly to ground and soil.
>> No. 22582
Where do they get shipments? You never showed them really interact with other dimensions that openly, except it helps you to let the plot go further. face it Mykan, you failed. You failed because you did not manage to come up with a universe that makes sense in its own account. You failed basic biology, basic storytelling, foreshadowing and a lot of other things, in a fanfic. For a tv show that is mostly aimed to young kids. You failed for not properly writing a story and just get out of your steam.

And now for the first time you have proof? Yeah. I also have proof that you are just making your shit up while it goes on.
Really, your spaceship does not work, mostly because you did not establish that this would have to exist in a universe, if magic seems to be a force others already use to travel through dimensions. After all, Lightning himself traveled through dimensions as you said somewhere. By the way, how is it that Lightning, for being from a complete other universe than the Grand ruler and co, actually is able to use the uniforce/has agolden horn/ is from a biological point of view that similiar to your abominations/master race.
>> No. 22583
Oh and another thing: he worked in secret on transdimensional travelling? Why not just go to the Gran ruler and tell him, he has this idea for a battleship that can travel through dimensions, to protect othes? After all, they are a "warrior" race, aren`t they?
Ha! Just debunked your little superequestrians.
Now if you excuse me, I think it is time to spread a little bit of chaos in unicornicopia.

So, who wants to help me, when I write, how Discord bombards the capital with an army of WW I plans that fire exploding muffins?
>> No. 22584
>>22583

While singing "I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire."
>> No. 22585
Thread is almost 4 MB in size now. Wow.
>> No. 22588
Hi people!!!! I just called my work
>> No. 22592
>>22583

Like I said... NO ONE even guessed of it's existance... or it wouldn't be a SECRET project would it.

Besides, its supposed to be used for emergency exits, whenever a protal becomes unusable
>> No. 22593
Even if I took Biology I would not use it...

(Flowers need sunlight, fetile soil, clear water to live and grow and bugs can pollenate them, and bees make honey form their necter.)

Not HERE they don't... I want so these aren't ORDINARY flowers. I don' FAIL biology... I just don't wish to use it much
>> No. 22595
>>22588
...Congratulations?
>> No. 22596
>>22593

That sounds like a personal problem
>> No. 22597
>>22596

Whatever...!
>> No. 22598
>>22597

So you're working on a revenge fic, huh?
>> No. 22599
>>22598

Not eaxctly... but you do get to be in it...
>> No. 22600
>>22599

Hooray! Don't fuck it up this time.
>> No. 22601
>>22600

Well, considering you think Yugioh is a disgrace, I supposed its already screwed up to you.
>> No. 22603
>>22601

Oh, It's a Yugioh fanfic?
>> No. 22604
>>22603

Duh...!

On Sunday... it's the 12th... Tara Strong's 39th B-day.

On Tuesday, its, what I and others have renamed, Single Awareness Day.

Then in 11 days after that it'll be the 25th... which means... Yep, time for another one
>> No. 22605
>>22604
What about February 25?
>> No. 22606
>>22605

You're kidding, right?
>> No. 22607
>>22606
No, I'm not. What is the significance of February 25th?

Can't be Things Change. That's January 16.
>> No. 22608
>>22607

This time... I am seriously not going to bother. After all these years I've done it, and you call me retarded?
>> No. 22609
>>22608

Can't be your Birthday (That's in September)
Can't be when you joined FF.Net (February 15 apparently)
Can't be when you discovered Project A.F.T.E.R (February 28)
>> No. 22610
>>22609

Doesn't matter, you won't like Evan (Your guy) much anyway...
>> No. 22611
>>22610

OH! Apparently, you just post stupid Yugioh crossovers on February... 24th. Not 25th.

And tell me about the character.
>> No. 22612
>>22611

Took ya long enough!

Why should I tell you you're going to hate him...
>> No. 22613
>>22612

I don't know. Considering your villains are always the best characters (Except of course, Count Logan), maybe it won't suck
>> No. 22614
>>22613

If you must know his name is Evan, and he's in Ra Yellow, with his sidekicks Terry and Kyle (Who don't talk much)

He mocks people relentlessly for quick laughs, and often posts false pictures of students seemingly doing things they didn't do...

So far you've had two duels in the fic... First was a draw... the second time you won
>> No. 22615
>>22614

You mean, I kick someone's ass? Already, I'm seeing an improvement from "Guy who gets hit by a missile"
>> No. 22616
Uh not really... you may have beaten your opponent int he duel but... you took your mocking so far, Lee actually gave you a smacking!

You, your goons and all 4 of the Clarks now face serious consequences for fighting on school grounds, and you for your bad student conduct.

Until you're seen again, you're last line was "Thise kids are going to pay for this... and I think I have just the way to get them out of here!"
>> No. 22617
>>22616

We get in trouble for someone slapping us? The administration must be assholes!
>> No. 22618
>>22617

Lee may have jumped on you, but you what you did and have been doing ever since you came to Duel Accadmay was wrong too, further, you continued the fight after you were first punched.

In the real world. Some schools still put you in trouble even if you fight on Self Defense.
>> No. 22619
>>22618

Oh my God. My character is justified for wanting to kick people's asses. He's getting in trouble because other people beat him up.
>> No. 22620
>>22619

And for poor student conduct with all your mocking, peeping, lying, and trobule making
>> No. 22621
>>22620

You really have failed to offend me. For possibly the only time, I'm actually excited for one of your fanfics.

Make his nickname Evan the BMF
>> No. 22623
>>22622

Even better. This is the second time I've been in his revenge fics.
>> No. 22624
>>22621

Who cares...? I just wanna see you squirm, which I will durring the final duel after the enemy is beat.

It has been decided to pair you and Marc into an Expulsion/Promotional match.

Win... you are promoted

Lose... you're out of here...

And this time, Marc ha sbeen studying you and knows of one card you WON'T be able to counter.

The first time you dueled Marc you didn't lose a singl LP (You were that prepared) second Time it was almost like that with Lee but he did managed to damage you, but you still won...

Now... Marc has a plan
>> No. 22625
Geez, this is already your second revenge-fanfic and I still don't get to be in it despite our long conversations? How disappointing.
>> No. 22626
>>22624

What? Cheat Evan the BMF (Bad Motherfucker) out of a degree that has no job opportunities for him? Evan the BMF don't give no fuck 'bout no Dueling degree. He's going into the pimpin' business
>> No. 22627
>>22626

It's not a cheat... it was your idea.

"I think I have just the idea to get those kids out of here."

You also didn't cheat at the game either, as much as it sickened me, I gave you good cards and strategies... you were seemingly ready for EVERY possible thing that came your way
>> No. 22628
>>22627

Holy shit. If you're trying to piss me off, you're failing miserably.
>> No. 22629
The very idea of an academy for learning a children's card game is the dumbest thing ever.
>> No. 22630
>>22629

Hey, don't blame me, I didn't make it.

http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Duel_Academy
>> No. 22631
>>22630

I know you didn't come up with it. That doesn't make it less stupid.
>> No. 22632
Doesn't make anything else less stupid either.

Besides... I fixed it up just a bit... now you also have to learn about ancient Egypt where the game originated, and math skills to calculatte scores for points with ease, and to make formulas for dueling.
>> No. 22633
>>22632

EVAN THE BMF don't need no muthafuckin' card game history to roll.
>> No. 22634
>>22633

Sorry, nothing doing, both can't and won't.

FF.net doesn't take kindly to too much fowl language used in fics
>> No. 22635
>>22634

You're just mad that I actually like the character.
>> No. 22636
>>22635

nope... it's the the rules and guidelines.

Besides... you hate your MLP form too...
>> No. 22637
>>22636
If the Yugioh version is any indication, than I'll love the MLP version
>> No. 22638
It's just an idea I have... now that Titan and more EXTREME evils are gone...

The most often recurred villians would be you guys... "The Banisheers"
>> No. 22639
>>22638
Okay, and it is composed of?

Well, obviously Evan the BMF, and probably Maniak, Dar, TK, and Anonymous, right?

Can I be Fearless Leader?
>> No. 22640
No...

I thoguht the whole idea of teamwork is, no one is more important than anyone else?
>> No. 22641
>>22640

Was I right about the lineup, though?

Furthermore, what are my powers? The ability to make DakariKingMykan rage?
>> No. 22642
>>22604
so feb 14 is a holiday mykan made up?
fantastic
also can I be in a revenge fic?
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>> No. 22643
You don't have powers
>> No. 22644
>>22643

Whatever. Then I guess I punch (or is that hoof) the shit out of people, right?
>> No. 22645
File 132892164148-Dragonforce_wallpape.jpg - (243.35KB , 1024x768 , Dragonforce wallpaper (2).jpg )
22645
This is totally random, but...
Mykan, do you like DragonForce?
>> No. 22646
PLEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE
I can even create my character for you!
I can be a little imp the size of a baseball, who's only possession is a worn out old boot.
please!
>> No. 22647
No... there are no people.

Dragonwhat?
>> No. 22648
>>22645

He probably hates them because they aren't emo enough for him.
>> No. 22649
>>22647

I punch the shit out of the unicorns then
>> No. 22650
>>22639

He should use Al instead of Anonymous. He loves FiM and Anon is more of an abstract concept than a single person. Besides, Al is certain to get extremely upset if Mykan put him in this story. He told me recently that he had been having nightmares about this very possibility.
>> No. 22651
I never heard of Dragon Force.

And no you don't because they'd easily beat you...

Why do you think you're called the "BANISHeers"
>> No. 22652
>>22651

We're like the Conventioneers, but we interview banished people?
>> No. 22653
>>22651
because they kick so much ass they remove people from existence
>> No. 22654
>>22652

They used to live in Equestria, but ever since it was destroyed, and then rebuilt as United-Equestria, they hated it, and began to mock and prank everyone uncontrolibly.

As punishment, the royal alicorns (Celestia, Luna, and Celesto) stripped them of their horns, wings, or any magic they had, rendering them just markless and powerless Ground ponies and BANISHED them from United Equestria.

The BANISHeers, still hated what United Equestria had become and one day planned to get revenge on everyone for not seeing their ways.

They Equestria the way it was (Just like you did) am I getting warm?
>> No. 22656
>>22654
sounds dumb. Well that probably means they have discord on their side.
Also what you said was really racist
>stripped them of their horns, wings, or any magic they had, rendering them just markless and powerless Ground ponies
an EARTH pony can kick more ass than you think. just look at pinkie pie.(because FUCK PHYSICS SHES MOTHER FUCKING PINKIE PIE)
>> No. 22657
Discord eh? What good can he do... HE'S DEAD
>> No. 22658
>>22651

So NOW we're joke characters? Whatever, bro. We still have more charisma than Grand Ruler or Lightning Dawn.
>> No. 22659
If you did... why did you act the way you did?

One of your crimes was blamming the Grand Ruler for Equestria's destruction, when the fact is it wasn't his fault at all.
>> No. 22660
>>22659

It was his fault.

Also, DraculaPony should say "Bro" at the end of his sentences... and bitch-slap Rhymey saying "Shut up. We run the muthafuckin' streets now."
>> No. 22661
How was it his fault?
>> No. 22662
>>22661

Because you touch yourself at night.

*Bitch slaps Rhymey*
>> No. 22663
>>22662
"Because you touch yourself at night, bro*"
>> No. 22664
>>22663
Oh right. Thanks, bro
>> No. 22665
It was nightmare who damaged Equestria... and Titan who blew it up
>> No. 22666
>>22665
Whatever, bro. But the Grand Ruler's a draconian piece of dog poo who thinks he's Jesus. Fuck em

*Bitch slaps Rhymey again*

Did I just start going into character?
>> No. 22667
>>22666
i'm not sure, satan(not trying to offend, look at your post numbers)
I still wish i was a character in the story though
>> No. 22668
could you be any farther from character?

Also you can't Slap ryhymey... he's stronger than you are...
>> No. 22669
>>22667

Yeah. Make Baddbby a member of the Cool Kid club, Mykan
>> No. 22670
>>22668

I do what I please, bro

*Bitch slaps Rhymey a 3rd time*
>> No. 22671
>>22670

You punching Rhymey is like Ash trying to punch Mewtwo
>> No. 22672
Well I know for sure now I won't be adding Zecora... you obviously don't like her.
>> No. 22673
>>22672

How can I hate something I don't know. Remember, non-brony here.
>> No. 22674
>>22673

simple... Zecora also speaks in Rhyme
>> No. 22675
>>22671
I know. That's why I'm bitch-slapping him and not punching him, you illiterate

*Bitch-slaps Copy-Cat*

Wait, wrong person... eh, it works for me
>> No. 22676
>>22674

Okay, then. But aren't you trying to piss me off? You're being pretty nice for being an enemy. If I were you, I'd be adding everything you hate.
>> No. 22677
>>22675

Face it Evan... you don't stand a chance... you have nothing that can stop these guys or me.
>> No. 22678
>>22677

But we can make fun of it, and that's all we need.
>> No. 22679
>>22678
Word.
>> No. 22680
Please...! You've been pissed off uncontroibly since Fanfiction was created... you said yourself you wanted it all shutdown
>> No. 22681
>>22680

We never said that. We just love pissing in your Wheaties.

If FF.Net got shut down, we wouldn't be able to mock anymore fanfics.
>> No. 22682
>>22681

No, there'd still be AFF and mediaminer.
>> No. 22683
>>22682

Oh right, but my point stands
>> No. 22684
>>22676
Zecora is a Zebra from the show that rhymes. She is actually one of my favorite characters.
>> No. 22685
>>22683

Keep telling yourselves that, Screwballs... doesn't change the fact that you're both stupid gaylords
>> No. 22686
>>22685

Gaylords? You know, Gaylord Perry was a Hall of Fame baseball player. Insult failure
>> No. 22687
Keep telling yourself that

It doesn't mean I have to stop berating the real world
>> No. 22688
>>22687

Well of course. You're a cartoon character.
>> No. 22689
Takes one to know one
>> No. 22690
Takes one to know one
>> No. 22691
>>22689
I know you are but what am I?
>> No. 22692
Looks like we've hit rock bottom in the argument tiers.
>> No. 22693
>>22692

Oh yeah? Well, you smell!
>> No. 22694
*Imitating Brian Griffin*

"Uh, Peter... he didn't really set you up for that comeback line, it doens't really work here"
>> No. 22695
>>22692
that means the only way to go is up



...right?
>> No. 22696
>>22694
Of course, the one "adult" show you like happens to be the one that's really really really unfunny
>> No. 22697
That's what you think...
>> No. 22698
>>22697
Mykan: "I happen to LIKE Family Guy, Evan. It's the one show that has all the piss poor random musical numbers, non-sequiters, and unlikable characters that remind me of my own fanfics"
>> No. 22699
>>22697
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=242H7F8DKHA
>> No. 22700
>>22698

Yeah... kinda in the middle of not carring here
>> No. 22701
>>22700

Wanna know why I can bitch-slap Rhymey?

Because God power keeps my Pimp Hand strong. That's why
>> No. 22702
That's what you think
>> No. 22703
>>22702
is dracla marth going to have to smack a bitch?
>> No. 22704
How ca a pony slap? You need a posible HAND to slap.

And right now that's not my concern... I've hit a snag in this next duel move...
>> No. 22706
Verb:
Hit (someone or something) with the palm of one's hand or a flat object: "my sister slapped my face".
Noun:
A blow with the palm of the hand or a flat object.

Just needs a flat object dumbass.
and besides that, we aren't role playing with you(or at least I hope we aren't).
moron
>> No. 22707
I'm crying over 2006 right now
>> No. 22708
>>22707
Do you speak words?
>> No. 22709
Yes, I speak words
>> No. 22710
No... I AM WRITING a duel fic... but I got stuck for a minute... it's not easy to make a duel work.
>> No. 22712
NOT SO EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

DRACULA MARTH

VS

DAKARI KING MYKAN

BEGIN!
>> No. 22713
Some guys just never learn...

It's yugioh fanfic...

The duel...

Anna VS Megan
>> No. 22714
one verse in and mykan already loses
>> No. 22716
>>22714
Yeah.

Now see, i got a problem
Fuckin trick named Mykan treating me like a hoodlum
You can't jack my style
Cause all you can do is write more bile
I didn't even have to try
Yet you still want to know the reason why
We are constantly hating and also debating
Over your work, you stupid fuckin jerk.
And being an introvert is the way you want to live?
Oh
Wait
Sorry
Couldn't find a fuck to give.

And I'm out
>> No. 22717
What does it tmatter... Marth couldn't beat me even if went to his wussy mamma, which he probably is at now
>> No. 22718
Alright, we be playing hitz by Emi and Jay Z all NI-HITE lo-ong!!
>> No. 22719
>>22718
No. I'm no rapper. That verse there was a spur of the moment thing.
>> No. 22720
so, the banisheers are actually ponies that got banished because they just had another opinion? Wow Mykan, you just proved to be a total intolerant douchebag. See, the good thing about FiM is, that Celestia actually tolerates also subjects who ar enot the nicest of ponies. wy else do characters like Trixie, the Flim Flam brothers and such exist simple banishing people for absolutely nothing is basically the act of a tyrant. Then again, it fits you perfectly you little pseudo dictator. If Dakari King Mykan would ever get powers, he would turn probably into the guy who founded the People church and kill himself and all his minions after founding "Jup City town" where all they do the long day is reenact scenes of his fanfics. why do they commit suicide? because all the movie and anime companies Mykan ripped off, are going to sue him.
>> No. 22721
>>22717
and keep other peoples parents out of it you wuzz. after all, you are 25 and still live with yours.
>> No. 22722
>>22720

Once again Maniak you didn't read...

You TERROIZED and BULLIED other constantly...

You wer ebringin boldily harm to those who didn't deserve it.... some who were even once your friends
>> No. 22723
>>22720

Further... I doubt Trixe ever tried to Assainate the Princess before, or steal from others, or kill ponies... unkike you, Gypsy!
>> No. 22724
>>22722
well, the "banisheers" still could come out as the good guys. after all, if it wasn`T for the existence of your dumb ruler and his enemies , NM would have never raised to power tat much or had Titan brought up here. and your grand ruler was also so stupid not to kill Titan centuries ago.
Furthermore, you could have just searched the dialogue first. but seeing how your grand ruler is basically as intelligent as you (and you are near mentally retarted if I may say so) that was futile I guess.

As for Trixie... well, I have heard about enough stories where she kidnaps and mind rapes Twilight if that counts.strange how some bronies are obsessed with revenge fics of those two.

Also, if you make us the bad guys for being banished for having another opinion about the universe/canon than you, the guy who kiled one of the coolest villains of the show and hates the guts out of FiM because dear lord, it is a good show, than it just shows that the Dakari Kings only power is hypocrisy. That and the ability to ignore all forms of criticism on a level of Chris Chan
>> No. 22725
>>22724

Do you ever read anything besides the tatoo on your mothers face?

Nightmare came on her own Accord, without any help from Titan himself
>> No. 22726
yeah, she came out on her own account. but you know what`Nightmare Moon is not as powerful as many make her out. She would have her ass kicked by the main cast, if she did not have help by your little retarted henchponies.

as for tatoo`s on my mother`S face... well first, my mother never had tatoos. Second, nice way to insult her again.
So yeah, taking your backass logic of "you insult me, i insult you" into account, here my reaction to it: Do you also see anytng else in your mom`S face beside the words "cheap whore who has to raise me" and the blue eyes she gets from your dad?
>> No. 22727
well mykan lets go
time to put on a show
let's see how you rap, and confirm that you blow
you think you're almighty, holier than thou
Well, give us your best fucking shot, and you better do it now.
your fics fucking suck, and that's an overstatement
but thats kind of expected from someone who still lives in his parents basement
I don't hate you Mykan, but i think everyone else does
and that is completely nderstandable, and that is because;
You're a bigot
and a tyrant
and a giant fucking dick
your excuse?
"everyone else does it!"
Do you really think that will stick?
just stop your writing, stop talking and such
we just want you to stop, it's not asking much
"You are all so stupid, and that's all you'll ever be"
The problem is not with us Mykan, It's you, but yo can see
you're so arrogant and dumb, this 'war' you think you'll win
but little does your dumb ass know the battle has yet to begin.
Your stories are fucking shit, no matter how much you deny
and bitch, you are on the internet, and that ain't gonna fly
Bow down to your masters, because you are fucking done
no matter what anyone else says, this battle we have won.
*drops mic*
>> No. 22728
>>22726

Exactly... she was weak and pathetic, so I made her stronger.

And as for my mother...

...As a matter of fact... I don't see anything else
>> No. 22729
>>22728
LAdie and gentlemen: Mykan just confirmed that he considers his mom to be nothing more than a whore.

This guy just proved, that he doesn`t even have love for his own family.


as for your fanfic, it sucks. the second season will also suck. a possible third one also. And all your other fanfics. why? because you suck as writer and regular human being.
>> No. 22730
*MC Hammer style*

Ah... yeah...

My, my, my, name is Mykan, and in fics I rule
I'm slick like a trick, and the mockers all drool
They can try, they can cry, but it makes them a fool
It's so sad, and its bad, for the people if you'll
wanna be friends with freaks who're stupid as a mule
Want some fics that kicks, or fight in a duel
or a romance thing, which love can be so curel
I'm the Mykan man, and I swim in my pool
where the waters bring ideas and keep my head so cool
Well the mockers, only seek their engine fuel
I'll just feed them shit and they'll suck on gruel
I'm a fiction daddy-o, like a goblin ghoul
But I'm fine, I shine like a diamond-jewel
>> No. 22731
My sister and brother see the same thing
>> No. 22732
>>22730

...Did you just admit that your own stories are shit?
>> No. 22733
>>22730
You have no clue how to write a revenge fic. Here is how you do it. Remember, this is currently my basic concept.

Try the basic concept of tying them to a chair and pounding a nail into every joint slowly, one by one over several hours. Then, using a blowtorch you slowly burn their skin, just enough to be painful, not life threatening. Use adrenaline shots to keep them awake through hours upon hours of torture. For the last part you want to make sure you have the blow torch ready. You cut off all their limbs piece by piece, using the blow torch to cauterize the wound so they don't die too soon from blood loss. Start with toes on one foot, then fingers on a hand and alternate, so they never know where the next pain is going to come from. When you have finally removed the remainder of their arms and legs you stab them in the stomach, careful not to hit anything vital and watch them slowly bleed out, so as to maximize the time they live and the amount of pain they feel. Now write some dialogue, add some names and you've got yourself a revenge fic. Or a torture fic as the case may be.
>> No. 22734
>>22732

It's only shit to you becuase your Daddy wanted ot put you on a diet fatso
>> No. 22735
>>22734

No, seriously, the way you worded that came out as "They want fuel, so I'll keep making my shitty stories."
>> No. 22736
>>22734
You're funny when you're desperately grasping for insults, Mykan.
>> No. 22737
>>22733

Let me speak this slowly and softly so you can get it thorugh the clay female-modeled head of yours.

You... are... not... allowed... to... make... fics.... like... that... on... f....f...dot... net... ITS AGAISNT THE FREAKING RULES!!!!
>> No. 22738
>>22730
Damn right, you a trick, and maybe a bitch too
Just face it, you can't come up with anything new
You steal, you lie, you whine, and you cheat.
And now have another ass that imma have to beat
"Oh look at me, I can string these all words wit just one rhyme"
To read your hackneyed metaphors, bitch I ain't got the time.
To me you sound like another broken toy
So get the hell outta my zone and go back to whacking off Beast Boy
>> No. 22739
then that just means that your entire family is consisting out of awful eople and your mother has to get out of the house as fast as possible.

as for your rap... yeah, more rap with an e at the end. I mean, you basically called yourself a trol and that you feed us shit,which refers to your fanfics. so in other words, you called your fanfics shit.
which in return means, you are shit.

*sighs* Mykan, do you even realize how you are going to ruin yourself? If ff.net would not be a bunch of aassholes that don`t know how to keep the place in control, they would kick your ass for the way you are reacting with your stillborn MLP fanfic.

hey people, want to spend time and make a list pf characters more aweosme than the cast of MLU? I start with Octavia, Big Mac, Derpy and Lyra.
>> No. 22740
>>22734
at least his daddy loves him.
>> No. 22741
Ahem...

Now, now now...

Marth he sucks and to you know why
He never wrote a fic, didn't bother to try
He'lls bitch, he'll twitch and he'll even cry
But it doens't change the fact he's pretty shitty guy
He's common pest like a little house fly
He'll threat, he'll bet, but he can't make you die
He's cry baby and he's not real sly
He's fucking maniacaizoid by and by
His idea's too lame, and he'll always lie
That's here, not queer, but deep down he's shy
He sure hate me myself and I
Think him more of a whore like a real black sky
He brings rain and pain,a nd me oh my
His folks are shamed of him, so they sigh
"We've a brat like a gant, so with a rope lets tie...
To nuclear rocket and blats him up so high"
>> No. 22742
>>22741
Not even going to dignify your horrible rap with a verse
>> No. 22743
>>22737
Then you can't make good revenge fics for fanfiction.net. It isn't a revenge fic if the person isn't tortured and brutally murdered. At least, it isn't a good one. Besides if you want the people you are writing about to see it, then post it here. Also, if anyone wants to use my idea for a gore fic, IDGAF. Go crazy. I am not responsible for any real life applications of this idea.
>> No. 22744
You chickened out?...I win
>> No. 22745
>>22741

Mykan, you are supposed to make lyrics that insult Marth and can`t be easily also said about you. cause face it, your folks don`t like you and you also basically never created a good fanfic. therefore you steal way too often from others. And the way you talk about here being victorious... yeah, you are as victorious as the germans in Stalingrad.

so, speaking of something more positive.: seems that Tara Strong enjoys her work as Twilight so much, she already twittered about an upcoming gag of her role in a Mad TV parody on monday.
>> No. 22746
>>22743
Then again, I have never read a revenge fic. I try to stick with non grimdark stuff. I don't like it very much.
>> No. 22747
>>22744
Whatever helps you sleep at night. Oh, wait, no. Writing shitty fanfiction is what helps you sleep at night, right?
>> No. 22748
time to switch up this style
and it's been a little while
give me a couple minutes at most
and your ass is fucking toast
you're pathetic Mykan, a complete fucking joke
more so than a drug dealer who is out of fucking coke
someone cold be a failure, on their worse fucking day
but they just need to look at you to know that they are okay.
for 25 years, living in your parents house
nothing but a parasite, a mother fucking louse
you've got absolutely no respect for others even though they give you more
we could give you a meal fit for kings, which you'd just toss on the floor
I bet that you enjoy watching two girls one cup
so go masturbate to cartoons and shit AND SHUT THE FUCK UP
>> No. 22749
>>22746
I think in mykan`s case a revenge fic would already be enough if it turns out, that everyone is a tool of the Grand Ruler, that he is a reality leech and in the end everyone, including lightning dawn and his friends, fight him off. While the GR dies, so will Lightning and co, but Celestia then decides to use her magic to bring at least Lightning and co back to live, reincernated as Equestrians, because they proved their own worth in life. Unlike Mykan and his creations which are soulless to the core.
>> No. 22750
There are other ways to get revenge, like financially, or dream crushing, or good old fashioned pranking...

*Garfield drops a few ants in Jackie's yogart while she isn't looking*

Jackie SCREAMS she almost ate bugs... everyone's laughing at her.

Gar: "Paybacks are SWEET!"
>> No. 22751
>>22750
as if you had an idea what good payback are. you still dream of blowing up your high school reunion I guess.
>> No. 22752
>>22749

No... a revenege fic to me is seeing what I want...

-Terra suffers more and more for what she did on things change

-The titans get brutally beaten to a bloody pulp, but not dead... more half death.

-The Elements of Harmony fail to stop the new evil

-Nikki lose a lot for agreeing to move away

...

It's all based on what I WANT SEE in the cartoon world.

That's why I'm making the force of hatred...

It's time to blow steam at things change... beat the other Titans up (This time, come deathly close to killign robin) and best of all, feed Terra more guilt as she deserves...

The cycle continues...
>> No. 22753
>>22752

"The cycle continues..."

The most accurate thing you've written in this entire thread.
>> No. 22754
>>22752
and it will continue till what, you are 45 years old, your parents are dead and your siblings decide they ave enough of your bullshit and other put you in a mental institution or downright kill you and make it look like suicide?

sorry Mickey, but your revenge fics suck. if they were better writen and paced, perhaps then. but the way they are writen now...

say Mickey, just out of curiosity, if you are so obsessed with revenge to FiM, what are oyu going to do`Kill Trixie? Rape Twilgiht? last one I could imagine because you also subconciously want to rape Tara Strong, because you rather associate her characters with her than her as a human being. and humans for you are all just disgusting little creatures, while you are one of a kind
>> No. 22755
you think that dropping ants in yogurt is payback that is sweet?
thats about as far as payback goes for you cause you still suck on your mom's teat
>> No. 22756
At leats now that fanfiction's been reparied I can try and do a little rewriting on the MIB...

But I can't change too much...

The least I can do is show so far...

"Some, lived peacefully... while other, trained in strength and power to defend the world from evil."
>> No. 22757
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22757
>>22756
>> No. 22758
>>22754

Maniak... I told you before... you're way is is not goign to happen.

No one, is oing to kill me... not even you.
>> No. 22759
>>22750
What is wrong with bugs? They have protein and are considered delicacies in some countries. Ever heard of honey ants? Also, you can't crush someone's dream on the internet. You don't even know what their dreams are unless they tell you, and even then they are still probably lying. Financially ruining someone in a story also doesn't work and is also not entertaining. I am pretty sure the point of a revenge fic is to piss someone off. It doesn't work on the internet. There are rules that are followed, even if you don't know they exist. Like the more you hate something the stronger it becomes, and don't feed the trolls, because they will just mock you more. You should really take the time to find these things out. I would tell you a secret about your 'friend' Arianna, seeing as it seems you haven't already figured it out, but I am still too much of a nice guy to be as mean as pointing something out that is obvious to everyone else. That, and you wouldn't believe me anyway. If you could have seen our conversation on FiMfiction...
>> No. 22760
What I planned to do with Twilight has been half carried out already... she's learned that there are some things that Friendship just can't fix.

She's already suffered a lot while she wa sa slave to Nightmare...

And int he next season, she struggles with her two way training, to learn how to balanace being a warrior and still learning about friendship
>> No. 22761
>>22752
That is suffering and torture!!! Didn't I say that? Also, things that work on cartoon characters do not work on real people. Real people can actually react.
>> No. 22762
>>22759

Look... you can't really kill main characters all that much. Sur eI do it to BB but I shouldn't be...

"This is one part of my writing, that I don't enjoy (Killing off a main character who happens to be my fav) But... must be done"
>> No. 22763
>>22758

Are you currently writing the second season? Is revenge-fic me in it?
>> No. 22764
>>22760
so basically you lobotomize her so you can have your own little version of a shitty Twilight Warrior character, probably turning her into a joke by doing so.

so yeah, what are you going to do next? humiliate Trixie till she cries? break Gilda`S wings so she can never fly again? take Dinky away?
oh wait no: you robably banish Luna again on the moon for using the royal canterlot voice.
and if that is all not the case go on and tell us your brilliant ideas you attention whore.

our troll ideas are probably still more interesting than your stuff.
>> No. 22765
>>22763

Oh, meant >>22760
>> No. 22766
>>22764

Maniak all you come up with are REAL lobotomized things that serve no use or possiblity.

Luna rule thes kingdom Equally with Celestia and Celesto. (The royal Alicorns) Not you actuall READ and find that out.

Duh... Trixie enjoys humiliating others, why can't she be humiliated?

Gilda will learn Dicipline.

Twilight... there's lots she needs to learn about the art of a warrior.
>> No. 22767
>>22766
yeah, as if you even can come up with something regarding Trixie or Gilda. You don`t even know how the fandom looks at them in general. what, are you assuming they are for us just assholes who need to get theri asses kicked like you?
>> No. 22768
I don't give a damn about the MLP fandom...

I'm out for myself... I'm doing my own thing... what I want to see...

And I'd rather see Trixie face off agianst abra in a magic showoff... and it's YOU you deserve to have your BALLS busted.

If I became the decent human being you NIGHTMARED I'd be... I'd kick my own ass or just go around begging people to kick me for the hell of it...
>> No. 22771
Hello everybody
>> No. 22772
>>22768
You are already asking people to kick your ass by writing this little MLP garbage anti fanfic. Yeah, I call it anti fanfic. Why? What else shall I call a story that is supposed to be a fanfic, but has been writen by someone who does not even comprehend the basic concept of the show or does not want to understand it, because he thinks life is mean to him in general.
>> No. 22784
Mykan if you have watched Friendship is Magic which character do you like the best? (Or dislike the least)
>> No. 22785
>>22784
Oh that is a question I cna answer for him. See, it is Celestia. How am I able to assume that? Because he send me once a PM admiting, that seeing her gives him goosebumbs and sparkles in his eyes. As if all evil that is in his body, would suddenly leave him...
>> No. 22787
>>22785
Aw, he's such a sweet guy. :3
>> No. 22788
And at the same time he blew up Equestria to teach her and the others a lesson. In fact, because he has no friends, he believes that friendship is useless/pointless and that is the reason why in his fanfic the Elements of Harmony are powerless. So that he can feel himself more important with his idea, that the real magic is believing in yourself.
An idea he has from some already dead canadian stage magician/politician, who is spinning in his grave because Mykan screwed it all up.
>> No. 22800
I leave for a bit, and come back to see... rap battles?

I thought this thread couldn't get more confusing, but it seems I was wrong.
>> No. 22802
>>22800
Wasn't my idea, but I wasn't about to let an opportunity slip away
>> No. 22803
>>22800
we were just having fun, honest
>> No. 22806
I'd join in, but I can't rhyme to save my life.
>> No. 22822
Let's go don't wait this nights almost over
>> No. 22829
You know, I really appreciate how calm it is here, when no one explains in details, how much he thinks unicornicopia is superior to Equestria.

*cooks pieces of meat in a soup, while drinking tea out of a japanese tea service*

But our of curiosity, am I the only one who actually thinks, that despite them being one dimensional, the villains of this garbage (by that I mean te henchponies) were actually funny in some way? A talented writer could have probably made something out of them. Even if they would still be one dimensional as a Kingdom Hearts character.
Oh, the meat is ready.

*takes two ripped out unicorn hornes and takes a stripe of flesh our of the bowel* Let`s see how horse meat tastes.
>> No. 22832
hey, so I havent posted here in a while... but after reading "the end of ends" I happened to think it was great, don't know what you all think you're complaining about. :/ Count Logan made sense as a villain, especially keeping in mind it was an alternate reality story (meaning the other realities, as different aspects of what could happen, represented the dominance of different emotions from beast boy/different actions by him and other characters). You all talked about it like Count Logans actions were shown as "what should have happned" or like they were encouraged but that's totally missing the point. Just thought I'd pop in and say that...
>> No. 22833
>>22832
You want to know what we complained about in the story?
Here is the deal:
Count Logan as a villain sucks and the story is just Mykan`s way to whine once more about how he thinks "Things change" is the worst tragedy that ever happened to BB and would make the character go all ballistic, because it triggers of all the emotions build up regarding his "suffering".
It wouldn`t. Why? Because if the comics and the show proved one thing, than that Beastboy, even if some of his joksters attributes are just there to hide the fact he feels sad and alone because of past events, is still a carrying, fun and life loving guy, who appreciates his friends and takes the "abuse" (like Raven slapping him when he does something stupid) because he knows he screwed up in those situations.

Mykan on the other hand is to blind to see that. He wants only to write about dark and depressing characters, because he himself is dark and depressing (or at least he thinks he is it) but overall he is just a whiny bitch. And that is what the characters turn in the fanfic: Whiny bitches who think their suffering is worse than that of others.

I mean really. Would you consider "Terra left me" to be as bad as Robin being an orphan that saw his family die before his eyes? To lose his childhood by fighting off psychos like the Joker. Heck, let`s go even further: Mykan thinks that real life rape victims did not have it as bad as Beastboy. Real life suffering is nothing compared to the suffering of a badly drawn wet dream fantasy for furries.

Count Logan is nothing else but Mykan taking all his hatred for the show and filtering it through the fanfiction, turning it into "moronic rage" so that he can bitch about how changes are bad and can do in fiction what he can`t in relaity: Destroy everything that he considers hurtful.

And he isn`t even creative in the way how he writes it. He plagirizes Super Paper MArio for the villain plot The Dark Prognosticus is fromt he game, he just makes it, that Trigon wrote it. Count Logan is basically Count Bleck and the henchmen replace Bleck`s minions, while being blatantly named after villains from Carmen Sandiego.
Also, throughout the entire story, Mykan wants to make us belive, that Beastboy is in the right. That he has the right to destroy all of reality, kill countless creatures who don`t even have something to do with his suffering, just because he is jealous and an emo, who blames everything for his shitty life No, the only one who is responsible for his shitty situation now is he himself. Instead of growing up, perhaps wait his time for Terra to come back to her senses or to support her from the shadows in order to find an alternate way for both to come back together, he just leaves his friends without asking for help, becomes a destroyer of worlds and that`s it. Heck, Mykan did write the "he is possesed by the book" stuff only in, after someone pointed out that BB always acts basically on his own or that it comes up like that.

In conclusion: Mykan writes a fanfic about a shitty emo who wants to take revenge on everything and is a possible metapher for himself, and we all shall support the guy. Oh, so what is next? Shall I support the guy behind the Peoples Church for having killed over 900 by convincing them to commit mass suicide, because the government wanted to forbig him from keeping the people imprisoned? Shall I go to the house of a girl that left me and do something bad to her, before I burn down her entire hometown.

kaylee, if you really think that fanfic was a good story, you are either a self centered 13 year old girl who firts has to really grow up on a mental level also to realize what a shitty worldview is, or you are a disgusting grown up who doesn`t know anything about the world.
One way or another, don`t expect from me any future respect.
>> No. 22834
>>22833

youre still interpreting it wrong, ignoring the fact that beast boy's actions are *supposed* to be evil in the fic, because he snapped... the dark prognosticus brings out his baser emotions and plays its own role in destroying him, the story doesnt support what he does because he's basically dead after he finds the dark prognosticus. (in fact it says specifically that it kills him right then and there, and count logan is a manifestation of his suffering.)

Basically, the hate you're showing mykan is totally out of proprotion, and btw, I dont need or want your respect.
>> No. 22836
>>22834
Did you know, that he put up the death stuff only, after the first draft of the story was on for around one year? Just as a question: If Mykan is so brilliant, why did he not put it up.
Oh and sorry that I interprete to much into a fanfic by a guy who constantly told me how much he hates changes regarding his own life and who says, he uses Beastboy as a tool for getting his own stuff out.
>> No. 22837
>>22834
You know. You're sounding like an art snob at the moment.

"Oh, you just don't GET this marvelous fanfic about an emo cartoon character who destroys all reality because he's self-important".
>> No. 22838
>>22834

Oh wait, I understand what you're saying. You're trying to tell us that you're an idiot.

Well, shoot, why don't you just come right out and say it? You don't need to write long analyses of shitty fan fics to convey your stupendous mental retardation. Just come out and say "I'm a stupid moron who thinks that plagiarism and wangst constitutes good writing," and we'll understand.
>> No. 22839
>>22833

Kaylee may just be the single most confusing person in this thread. Mykan's other sympathizers are horrid, barely literate subhumans. (Though I would rather compare them to yapping lapdogs who pee all over the place and tear your most expensive shoes to shreds.) Their posts (especially those of June) are so disjointed that they are practically non sequiturs. They are rude, they are uneducated and they are aggressive. In short, exactly the kind of fans you would expect Mykan to have.

But kaylee is not an idiot; in fact the opposite may be true. She seems to be at least moderately analytical and in possession of some knowledge of the subtleties of literature. Judging from her posts she seems to have taken a somewhat diplomatic stance, instead of resorting to badly spelled, mostly monosyllabic diatribes. She is everything that a regular fan of Mykan is not. She actually makes sense.

And that does NOT make sense.
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22840
>>22837

I thought I was the snob in this thread?
>> No. 22841
>>22839
I know. It's like my Buddy Keith routine except serious!
>> No. 22843
>>22839
No, she is an idiot. Anybody who possesses those kinds of analytical skill, anybody with so much as a modicum of intelligence, anybody who understands basic story structure, narration and characterization, can see what is wrong with Mykan's writing. Anybody with half a brain can see what is wrong with the story she's referring to.

And yet, she sees nothing wrong with them, and considers them fine works of writing. What's more, she thinks that the actions of the villain are justifiable and sympathetic. In short, she thinks that universal genocide is a reasonable and understandable reaction to your girlfriend breaking up with you.

She's a moron. I don't care that she can use big words correctly, or that she conforms to basic grammatical rules to write her posts. A competent moron is still a moron.
>> No. 22846
>>22843
Well, did you expect a fan of Mykan to be in any way a highly intelligent human being?
Mykan fans have less taste than fans of Family Guy.
Why I am saying that? Because Mykan himself is a fan of Family Guy and even thought of making something with Quagmire once. Just to clarify thaT: Mykan thinks the rapist of the cast is actually a funny character.
>> No. 22848
Perhaps she's just entirely unaware of the sources Mykan takes "inspiration" from, and thus considers his writing to be original? I can understand how, for example, she could mistake stolen symbolism for genuine, bona fide symbolism. Though Mykan may be completely incapable of subtlety himself, he may include segments that carry deeper meaning as he haphazardly glues together plots from other, infinitely better written, stories.
It might not be readily apparent to a new reader, especially one not familiar with Mykan's pop culture of choice.

But I don't know. I really don't know. Considering that his (own) writing tends to fall apart within the first hundred words or so, it should be blindingly obvious that he steals plotlines. Or she could just find out by reading the revi-... Oh yeah, he deletes those. Never mind. Either way, just reading this thread should grant even the most blissfully unaware more than enough insight into his modus operandi. His very reasons for writing in the first place, and how it relates to his intense misanthropy in general, and misogyny in particular.
>> No. 22849
>>22848
If so, she must live a sheltered life
>> No. 22850
Unfortunately Mykan is basically a void of failure. The guy just manages to pass under the radar of everyone who could actually improve his life by making him relaize what a smack up he is.

As for how he writes... as I said once in a while: little children are better at summarzing plots in tv show episodes than Mykan is at describing in fanfics. After all, he wastes entire narrative paragraphes on giving exposition that would be mor einteresting to learn from the characters or should be told by actually putting up a scenary.
>> No. 22851
>>22849

Maybe?

Perhaps she prefers classic literature, and has generally steered clear of pop culture and mass media? But that just raises further questions: What person, who prefers classic literature, would possibly defend Mykan's inane drivel?
>> No. 22852
>>22851
You want my theory? She's just looking up these big words on Google and she really has no idea what she is saying.
>> No. 22853
>>22834
The fact that he snapped at all is terribly OOC, because BB has been shown to be an unequivocally positive person despite all his tough times. Mykan wanted to drag him down to his level.

The whole Count Logan thing had to have ton of justifications written in to seem believable, which is why it's a terrible plot point. Instead of elegantly shaping the character down that path, Mykan forces him down it in order to blow of some steam.

As an author, he's selfish and doesn't allow the characters to take the paths before them out of their own free will. He forces them, making them say and do things that they wouldn't do in canon (even if they were faced with the same trial). No consideration - that's why he's a bad writer.
>> No. 22854
Seeing as Mykan has left, or he seems to have left, anyone want to hear the hows and whys of Arriana and her manipulation of Mykan? I found it kind of funny.
>> No. 22855
>>22854
This I must hear
>> No. 22856
>>22854
Please, tell.
>> No. 22858
>>22854

I suspected that was the case, but didn't say anything. It was funnier that way.

Anyway, do tell. (^_^)
>> No. 22860
>>22858

Oh god, I'm turning into a troll! (O_o)
>> No. 22864
Well you see, it all started out back on fanfiction where ariana got into a little fight with RingmasterJ, one of the people currently doing the MST of MLU. Apparently at the end of this fight they came to an agreement that ariana and whoever was on her side would leave him alone, and he wouldn't be as mean when MSTing. However, she seems to have both a penchant for holding grudges and a strange sense of honor. She decided that she wanted a revenge fic, but wouldn't write it herself due to aforementioned agreement. So she needed someone from fanfiction who had a grudge against RingmasterJ and wasn't part of the original fight. Of course she found egotistical little Mykan, and a nefarious plan was formed. She would be nice to him and pretend to like his stories. She took advantage of his ego and personality and persuaded him to write a revenge fic against him. Unfortunately for her, as we have established, Mykan doesn't know anything about writing in general, let alone writing a revenge fic. Seeing her not so brilliant plan fail, she got pissed at Mykan and decided that he was more trouble than he was worth. She cut ties with him, and as a final act of 'revenge' she posted all the comments that were deleted from fimfiction, as you all saw. I found all this out through a few messages exchanged between me and her on fimfiction after I commented on MLU. When she finally told me she was using him and why, I cracked up. The end.
>> No. 22866
>>22864
WHAT? I'm going to have to side with MYKAN on this one. He got played just so some butthurt jackass could sidestep an agreement. Glad he accidentally fucked Ariana's plan up.
>> No. 22868
>>22866
What surprises me is that she stayed true to the exact wording of the agreement. I wouldn't think someone would put effort into finding a way around an agreement with no binding other than in a person's mind.
>> No. 22870
>>22864

It's like a beautiful ballet of fail. I don't think I actually feel sorry for Mykan, though, seeing as how it was his hatred and pettiness that got him dragged into the whole thing to begin with.

It seems the world of fanfiction is a seedy, sordid place of politics and backstabbing, where mere mortals are nothing but pawns in some sick and twisted game that none could ever hope to comprehend. Or something.

By the way, this has nothing to do with anything, but my painslut neighbor is really loud tonight. She sure has a strong set of lungs. Normally it doesn't bother me, but it's kind of annoying hearing someone howl for more beatings at nearly 2 AM. Sorry, just needed to complain, since it's keeping me awake and I'm really sleepy. I get cranky when I'm tired. I mean, seriously, hasn't she heard of gags? Though personally, I find duct tape to be the most effective. Teehee teehee.
>> No. 22873
>>22870
Everywhere I go, the conversation turns into sex.

Also, wouldn't duct tape be a fucking pain to remove? Literally a fucking pain?
>> No. 22875
>>22854

Seems to be gone is probably more accurate. I think it's only a matter of time before he dives back into the rabbit hole. Like he said: "The cycle continues..."

>>22864

Yeah, she indicated earlier that she was just using him to make a revenge fic. I had no clue why, though, so it's good to see just how utterly stupid her reasoning was.
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22876
>>22870

Oh shit no no no. Can we talk about ponies instead?
>> No. 22884
so anyways... how long do you think it will be before mykan returns?
>> No. 22898
Let's go, don't wait, this nights almost over, honest let's make this last forever
>> No. 22899
>>22884
depends. sometimes he really is butthurt enough that he breaks up the contact to a thread and such. I will take a look if his second "season" comes around and when it does we can all laugh at it together, I promise. in the meantime, guess he loads up something new around 14th now.
>> No. 22904
Fate fell short this time, your smile fades in the summer
>> No. 22911
>>22904
That's a fancy way of saying "Yeah what is your deal?"
>> No. 22915
>>22899
keep us updated, I find this thread very entertaining.
>> No. 22919
>>22911
No, it's a line from a Blink 182 song
>> No. 22934
>>22873

That was a joke, but I would imagine it would itch. (^_^); Either way, I overslept a dentist appointment.

>>22899

Has he started on it yet? It would be a shame if I missed it. (Might not be able to get online much soon...)
>> No. 22935
>>22934
Problem is, Mykan has broken up the PM contact on ff.net with me. Was upset I actually managed to curb stomp him, so I am unaware of his current plans.
But let me put it up like this: I think I will get the answer sooner or later. After all, he is like an itch: always comes back
>> No. 22936
>>22934
sorry you missed your dentist appointment because your neighbors never heard of a ball gag.
>> No. 22937
>>22935
that's herpes, not an itch
>> No. 22942
>>22937
Mykan's more like syphilis, anyway.
>> No. 22946
>>22936

Now those are words you don't hear every day.
>> No. 22964
>>22946
is that a good thing or a bad thing?
>> No. 22976
I'm still not entirely sure whose side I want to take here. Obviously, I'm not supporting Mykan, but here are his opponents:
Fimchan: a bunch of weirdoes that like to seriously discuss a show for little girls.
Project AFTER: Where intelligent conversation goes to die a slow, painful death.
>> No. 22981
>>22976

>>Doesn't like Mykan
>>Doesn't like bronies
>>Doesn't like Project AFTER

Then how on Earth did you get here? From ED?
>> No. 22982
>>22976
Side with bronies. We can at least be genuinely kind and intelligent when we want to. I can't speak for anyone else, but for me that is more often than not. Makes me wonder why I am still on the internet. Besides, liking the show isn't that weird. There are things that are a lot weirder, and we aren't even as destructive as the most harmless politician.
>> No. 22985
>>22976
Is that you, Boxtop?
>> No. 22989
>>22976
you know, that honestly does raise the question as to why you are here.
>> No. 22995
>>22985
We'll know it's him if he starts pointing and windmills and screaming about them disrespecting him.

Also, that women are whores.
>> No. 23076
on an unrelated note: happy valentines day. So, did anyone marry some death convicted christians today before being eaten by a lion?
>> No. 23085
happy valentines day
>> No. 23092
so, looks like Mykan thinks hecan take "revenge" on me, by putting me as a guy called "Manny" in his latest story, together with MoA who is called Alex, just to get scared by Beastboy who turns into a lion for no articular reason because him being emo and pissed off.

not only is it a wonderful time to load up a depressing shitfest of a fanfic (Valentine`s day, which Mykan probably spends in front of the computer, masturbating to pictures of his animated crushes) it once more is Mykan failing at writing revenge stuff. *sigh* Man, even Chris Chan was more ingenius.
>> No. 23095
well if anything you can admit he is an entertainer. I mean this thread is what? over 3000 posts? it may be the shittiest content in the world, but it does entertain(to an extent)
>> No. 23106
>>23092

Chris-chan tries. He's only slightly more intelligent than protozoa, entirely evil, and his attempts at change are horribly misguided... but he tries. Mykan doesn't even do that.

Anyway, this is where I leave the thread. Will have too little time to spend online for quite a while, so take care everyone! It's been, er, pleasant. I mean, as pleasant as a Mykan thread can be, anyway. Either way, ciao~!
>> No. 23107
What do you want now Maniak...?
>> No. 23110
>>23107
THE KING HAS RETURNED
>> No. 23112
>>23110

Wasn`t that the tag line of the latest Duke Nukem?

As for Mykan, did I ever mention here I want something from you? Granted, it would be nice if you put up the pms on ff.net again (seriously, are you that much of a coward, that you can`t even stand the thought of me writing to you?), or if you learnt how to write instead of yelling about how things change, or if you stopped writing about little ponies, cause the way you write them makes Derpy Hooves cry (insert trollface)
but overall, there is nothing I want from you.

But I have to admit, I am kind of surprised, that you are not lashing against the latest mock of your story.
>> No. 23113
Has anyone reported him for his sexism yet?
>> No. 23114
I didn't disable pms. I disabled you.

And what business is it of what what I choose to write about?
>> No. 23115
>>23114
Usually, writing has an intended audience.
>> No. 23116
>>23115

I don't care...

Maniak can't even read a stupid Calendar
>> No. 23117
>>23116
And you treat crappy cartoons as reality.

Sounds like you both have issues.
>> No. 23118
>>23117

Still not caring, just like Maniak
>> No. 23119
>>23118

>>Still not caring

>>Still replying

The flawless logic of the Dakari King.
>> No. 23122
Damn. I found the fic and got bored 2 paragraphs in to the first chapter.

1. You assume the reader is an idiot.
2. Female stereotyping.
3. All male society, no females besides a no-personality fairy who follows a man around.

Yay stereotypes. As a female, I am not amused.
>> No. 23123
>>23122
and it gets so much better. You were not even at the part, where it turns out, the ruler of this place is the fiance of Celestia.
Or when he inserts songs from Barney.
>> No. 23125
>>23122

Wow... and I thought Maniak couldn't read
>> No. 23126
>>23125
but hey Mykan, it is true. The way you write your story, it seems you think the readers are idiots. Also, there is a big lack of female characters in your story. Cause after all, Starla barely does something important and actually looks more like she is the chick of the team, Inquirius or however you want to pronounce her name sucks and Penny barely shows up at all.

Also Mykan, I know your trackrecord. You hate women. And that also shows in your fiction.
>> No. 23127
That's your problem...

It's not my fault you can't even read a calender right.
>> No. 23128
>>23127

Yeah, Maniak. It's your fault that Mykan is completely and utterly terrible at writing.
>> No. 23129
>>23127
Don't repeat insults. It shows a lack of creativity...oh wait. Well, you could at least google some new ones. However, it is a step up from Yo Mama jokes on the insult scale, but still at/below the normal level for insulting someone's intelligence.
>> No. 23130
You're no prize pig either, pee-brain. It's not I don't know how to write. It's you guys don't know how to read and comprehend certain matters... just like me and the stupid MLP crap!
>> No. 23131
>>23125

"There were many different places in Unicornicopia; most were named after their colors.

Bluesville… Greenland… Orange-Range… but the central and largest area was called Rainbow City Central, where most Unicorns went to have fun, or do their duties. Lightning could see them all down below, the anthropomorphic unicorns having fun, going to work, or some just flying around."

I think it's pretty obvious the towns are named for their colors. Anyone older than kindergarten age would realize that by the place names. We don't need you to tell us. That is implying idiocy.
>> No. 23132
>>23130

"You just can't comprehend how artistic my spelling errors, sexism, and Mary Sues are!"
>> No. 23134
>>23129

Ahem... lets do some pointing shall we...

-Maniak thinks BRain only build his spaceship in a few days, when the fic clearly states he had been working on it for years.

-He says BB has no right to snap over the wreckage of a building when clearly theres' enough evidence to make ANYONE have the right to yell.

-And of critical importance. He thinks I posted the fic on Valentines day. I was not aware that we celebrated V-day on the 25th of December.

Maniak cannot even read a calender.
>> No. 23135
>>23134

Your interpretation of Beast Boy may very well be the most unlikable character ever made, and that includes intentionally unlikable characters.
>> No. 23136
>>23135

"Blah Blah Blah BLOW!"
>> No. 23137
>>23136

No seriously. He's terrible. Just like your face.
>> No. 23138
Also, I'd like to know how you justify giving the unicorns serial numbers. Quite like how the nazis did the same to Jews in the Holocaust.

Explain why that makes it right for you.
>> No. 23139
>>23138

BECUASE... It's DIFFERENT...!
>> No. 23140
>>23139

Different; and offensive to a specific group of people.

You really like those stereotypes, don't you?
>> No. 23141
Ooops. Wrong person xD
>> No. 23142
>>23134
Okay Mykan, then here is "your deal", brought to you by someone who actually thinks about stuff happening in stories

1. Yeah, you mention once that Brian build a ship. Somewhere down the road when it is convenient for the plot.That is not good writing. It reads like you made this shit up on the spot. Foreshadowing is the magic word in that case. And the factt that somewhere in an chapter before it is mentioned that Brian is working on "something" does not count, cause that is not hint enough.

2. I told you in your "force of hatred" story BB has not the right to hit Raven in the face or snap at Robin that he is an orphan, just because he sees an already abandoned coffee place or whatever being blown up. By the way, why would a bunch of superheroes even be to something as stupid as that? Don`t they have crime to fight and a city to protect?

3. I was reering to the fact you udated the story on Valentines Day. Think about it: You post the first chapter of a story about the "force of hatred" on christmas (already a dickish move) and then you update the next chaptrs around a day to celebrate love.
So what, is the next update going to happen on christmas and will include the destruction of a church? Probably a christian chruch, seeing how you are a catholic and a suck think, that christians are just dirt? After all, you think christianity and catholicism are two different pair of shoes.
>> No. 23143
>>23140

You do realize I'm not Mykan right? I just happen to do a spot on impersonation of him... but that his actual reason why he does it.
>> No. 23144
>>23143

So accurate I was absolutely fooled!
>> No. 23145
>>23142

No. He'll have it happen on St. Patrick's Day, and Beast Boy will blow up Ireland
>> No. 23146
simple...

My winged unicorns don't have cuite marks. I don't liek them, and dont' wantt hem. So they need to be replaced, (Except for Grand Ruler) all the unicorns have a little number on their cloths, with the unicorn insignia... Kinda like having a Star Trek Badge.

Further... Look at the Yellow unicorns. There are 100s possbily thousands of them, so it's hard to tell which is which sometimes. Wrong... nly Rhymey is called... XL7Z (No two unicorns have the same number)

And thi sis of personal reasoning... I like how Rhymey uses his number when he speaks.

"My name is XL7Z.
But if you like, just call me Rhymey."

"XL7Z is my name.
Call me Rhymey, it's all the same"

...

and finally... "Quite like how the nazis did the same to Jews in the Holocaust"

Didn't know that
>> No. 23147
>>23146

>>All people of the same color look alike.

Sounds totes logical.
>> No. 23148
>>23143
Oh yes Mykan, the nazis did. Shall I tell you why? Because they hated the jews and other minorities to the point, they did not even think of them as humans anymore. They wanted to extinguish them. They killed them by throwing them into prison camps where they suffered under terrible living conditions and got sooner or later shoot or executed in other ways. And to keep an overview upon them, they tattoed serial numbers on their arms.
You basically just insulted around 10 million people all over the world (and especially Israel) by making "serial numbers associated with mass murder" cute. Taking also into account your tendencies to have violent fantasies towards women and the desire to blow stuff up, you are so close of becoming a honourable member of some arabic terror cell.
>> No. 23149
Do you have idea how stupid you sound?
>> No. 23150
>>Further... Look at the black people. There are 100s possbily thousands of them, so it's hard to tell which is which sometimes.
>> No. 23152
>>23149
Mykan, I am the one here who explains to you what the nazis did, because your history teacher did not spend time with your class to go through one of the most important events of history in the 20th century (man your school must have sucked) and then I combine it with a sarcastic, not serious meant remark.

A remark that makes "sense" under certain illogical aspects. and let`s face it, taking your preferences in fanfiction into account (your use of terroristic attacks as plotdevices, your hatred against women and now a convoluted builded up hatred against jewish people and Holocaust survivors) I just made a joke that you basically share certain aspects with a clichéd picture of a arabic terrorist.
>> No. 23153
>>23150

That's not the same thing at all, yellow unicorns drawn from the same basic pony models could only have a limited number of different look so comparing them to any kind of humans is like apples and oranges.
>> No. 23154
>>23152

Also a wrong comparison. You bring up Nazis all the time when they are not relevant, when Mykan is talking about *fictional* characters (even when he is not talking about killing them...)
>> No. 23155
>>23153
throwing another more technical issue in the room, the entire "yellow unicorns are looking all the same" thing still is kind of stupid.
After all, what about different sizes of body, shape or different shades of the color yellow for example. Or different hairstyles, gender and such?
Matter of fact, the characters of FiM are all easily to distinguish, even if they share same character modells with others. Why is that so? Because there is variety in the color scheme and looks. Mykan`s characters basically are coming from the clone tube if they all look the same. So what are they? Homunkulli?
>> No. 23156
>>23152

I was was wrong, do you how even stupider you sounded? I don't hate women, I don't glorifiy terrorism, and you STOP with the NAZI HOO-HA!

There are no Nazis in my fics. So they had numbers... so they had explosions... That doe snot mean whatsoeever that what people writes linkes to that... otherwise you'd get pissed every time you saw so much a single digit.
>> No. 23157
>>23153

That sure would be important if this was a visual story and not told entirely through text.
>> No. 23158
>>23154
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LxtXsQNLWI
at 2:14 Mr. Popo.
>> No. 23159
>>23142
Wait...Mykan doesn't know that Christianity is the name for the actual religion pertaining to the worship of Christ as the messiah and that Catholicism and others are just different sects within Christianity? I thought most people knew that. Little known fact though is that all three major Monotheistic religions all come from Abraham. One son spawned Judaism and Christianity and the other spawned Islam. Basically they are all worshiping the same God with different rules.
>> No. 23160
Oh, and btw Mykan; horses are not naked irl.

They have fur.

The more you know!
>> No. 23161
Perhaps... but the more I know... the the more needs changing.

For example... some warriors wear cloths and boots...
>> No. 23162
>>23161

Celestia's royal guards wear armor. I thought you were trying to be different?
>> No. 23163
Not that kind of Armor...
>> No. 23165
>>23161

So, you're going to go on a rampage through every farm in the world and demand that all animals wear clothing? You're offended by animals in the real world not having civilized clothing? You, sir, are a pathetic excuse for a steward of the animal kingdom.

And FYI, Catholics are Christians.
>> No. 23166
You don't get it do you... There are ONLY Winged Unicorns... no farm animals (At least I'd like to think of it like that)

And they wear armor, becuase they evolve as a race of warriors. Evil can strike at any time... you could be in big trouble if you don't wear your armor.

Warriors wear armor... I won't have my unicorns dressing like the Equestrians (Most of the time)
>> No. 23167
>>23166

Except you show them in your pictures wearing just pants and t-shirts. How is that battle clothing?
>> No. 23168
those are not T-shirts... that is fact a cloth of metal plating... like Torso and chest armor.

But I have thought of adding a little more
>> No. 23169
those are not T-shirts... that is fact a cloth of metal plating... like Torso and chest armor.

But I have thought of adding a little more
>> No. 23172
So if they are truly a warrior race, one that prioritizes and prides itself on its skills in battle, then how come we only see about five unicorns ever regularly engage in battle? How come most citizens of a warrior race run and hide into their homes whenever a bad guy shows up? If five unicorns are enough to drive off Titan and his minions when they believe hard enough, then shouldn't an entire city of warriors be able to utterly crush them, let alone an entire nation?
>> No. 23173
Well I realize that's true... so I changed it up a bit...

SOME... live peacefully... others are warriors. You see some of the unicorns will be warriors one day, but they haven't the training or are experienced or strong enough yet, and Titan and his goons are no walk in the park.

Think of it like this...

There are three basic rules...

1: Do not enter a battle-- You canno tget harmed or killed in battle if you are not involved. Do whatever you can to make it to shelter before the sheilds come up.

2: If you DO happen to get stuck in battle, help out or hide-- Help if you can or jjust keep out of the way. Leave it to the professionals (Liek the Five unicorns and such)

3: Defeat the enemy-- Either by forcing them to retreat, render them harmless... imprison them... or if, and ONLY IF, the situation calls for... Destroy them.
>> No. 23175
>>23173

So only some unicorns are warriors, and they only fight as a last resort.

Then they aren't a warrior race. They're a normal race with an army.
>> No. 23176
>>23173
>dont enter battle, cant get hurt or killed if you dont enter battle
zebra you just went full retard
>> No. 23177
I'm trying to work on that... I even thought I renaming the Rainbow stones...

And I can't change Lightning's weapon, but I did think of giving Starla a bow...

Besides... they usually always fight. The situations they go through are not like Twilights and can't easily be solved with Friendship.

Why does Twilight not face monsters like Titan and his goons, becuase all are usually in Unicornicopia fighting with the unicorns.
>> No. 23178
>>23177
twilight fought off an evil goddess, the avatar of choas,a manticore, and a hydra. stfu scrub
>> No. 23180
Oh... well so have my guys
>> No. 23181
And like I said... monsters like Titan and his goons, and many other of the creatures in my unicorns' history.

Far mroe treacherous than what the Equestrians have faced.

"Lord Titan is so pwerful, that even Discord and NightMare Moon have retreated fearing for their very existance"
>> No. 23182
>>23181
*rolls eyes*
>> No. 23183
and yet mentally retarded anthropomorphic abominations seem to make him shiver in his proverbial boots.
>> No. 23184
What's wrong with them being anthropomorphic?!
>> No. 23185
Further... I don't think Titan has legs
>> No. 23186
>>23185
You don't think he has legs? As in you aren't sure! It is your story and you are the author! Hell's bells, how do you not know?
>> No. 23187
>>23186

I don't think it really matters... but it's just an idea... how does titan levitaite or freefloat... maybe he's like Count Bleck and has no lower half
>> No. 23189
>>23187
Stars and stones man, you are the author. You need to know your story. You shouldn't be unsure. Maybe, if you put time and effort into one massive idea, and made it the best it can possibly be with no time or length restrictions, maybe, just maybe, you could make something decent and stop the large amount of ideas in your head. If you focus, you may be able to shut all the other ideas out.
>> No. 23190
I'm afraid it doesn't... I've been working on Opperation duel Season 2 for a while now, but Teen Titans, MLP, 6teen have all been swimming in my head the whole time.

It's like mixing all the soda types together, and that's a tase you don't soon forget.

And I don't think Star Stones is too good an idea, I alreayd have enough stars.
>> No. 23191
To be honest I've been counting since the new year began... I've had a serious episode

(I get so angry and stressed that playact really hard and tire myself out)

So far... I've broken out 5 times
>> No. 23192
>>23191

Why do you take cartoons seriously?

CARTOONS. They are fake. They should not affect your life. They are drawings. Period.

I think you really have some disorder that needs to be checked out. Cartoons should not limit you the way they do.
>> No. 23193
>>23192

I have two eyes... they have two eyes.

I have feelings... they... well... supposedly have feelings.

Some of the events that happen to them DO occur in real life.

That's why I portray BB the way I do... I read and found out that he's really a grieving man hiding behind a mask of laughter.

And I thoguht... in reality... human beings cna't really endure that much forever... eventually they will snap.

So... that's just what I do. Make BB snap... wake up... take his revenge.

...

It's the only way to get intuned
>> No. 23194
Plus... it's not really the cartoons limiting me... it's ME... I've been doing this since I was 9 I think maybe younger
>> No. 23195
>>23194

The difference between you and other people though is the fact that you seem to enjoy wallowing in misery. My life isn't all daisies and lilies, but you know what? I made a conscious dicision to try and make the most of it instead of just wallowing in self-pity and depression for the rest of my life.

Yes, television and cartoons do bring real-life issues to the limelight; but they shouldn't force you into a pit of despair all the time. The way you speak, you'd think that these fake characters are real. It's akin to what I did in high school with anime because I was a loner. But after awhile, reality struck and I realized I had to grow up.

I consider myself a brony, yes. But I don't let things that happen in Equestria affect me like your Teen Titan's fan-ness has affected you. If they killed off my favorite character, Luna for example (PLEASE NO), I wouldn't start crying and making fanfiction to revolt. Yes, I may retcon that in any fanfiction I DID write, but it wouldn't destroy my own personal life.

You should be more concerned with reality than with pixels on a television.



CARTOONS. They are fake. They should not affect your life. They are drawings. Period.

I think you really have some disorder that needs to be checked out. Cartoons should not limit you the way they do.
>> No. 23196
>>23195

I have Autism! Okay! But I don't care if I do or not.

It is not the cartoons alone...

Reality strikes? Well... I'm gonan strike BACK!

I don't want to fall in love in real life
I don't want/need offline friends.

And believe me the cartoons didn't do that... I did. All me. My choice
>> No. 23199
I just want to call Mykan out real quick for lying about fanfiction.net guidelines. I read them and what I have found out is:
1.You can have gore, violence, sexual themes, and coarse language, so long as it is given the correct rating.
2.There are no rules against linking to youtube. There are rules about copying lyrics that aren't public domain, but so long as it is still up on youtube a company/troll hasn't pulled a copyright claim on it.

Therefore, he writes revenge fics badly because he just writes that way, and he uses copy&paste lyrics because he either doesn't know how to embed a video/paste a link, or he is just too lazy to track it down on youtube. Seeing as tracking down the lyrics and tracking down the video are the same, google it, I don't see why he doesn't find different and/or better music.

My source: http://www.fanfiction.net/guidelines/
>> No. 23200
Because I don't go looking for music

All the music thatI've ever seen or heard I heard it by accident...

Like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSfDW650sUY


I heard that song while watching a Maple Leaf Prime Rib MEAT comercial
>> No. 23201
>>23196
And that is sad Mykan. It is well and truly sad that you will never know true friendship where friends will support and care about each other. Where they will hang out and have fun simply because they can, even if they have very few interests in common. It is sad that you will never know love, fleeting as it is. The pure feeling of joy you get just because the person you care about is near, and the elation you get from knowing they feel the same way. You may think friendship doesn't work that way, but me and my friends are proof that it does. You may think love doesn't work that way, but at one point me and my ex were proof that it does. Life may hurt, and bad things happen, but one of our greatest abilities as human beings is the ability to move past the bad and build a better tomorrow for ourselves. I pity you Mykan, I really do.
>> No. 23202
Well what if you CAN'T move on! Huh?

That's another thing... I only use songs that are FITTING!!!

I don't just use any song I want... it has to FIT BB...

"I wanna know what love is"

He's Lonely... he's in love... he wants Terra to show him what love is and break that mist that's covering him.

Only people like THAT nay enjoy THAT song in my veiw. If your happy... and you've moved on... Stay away!
>> No. 23204
>>23202
"THE DAKARI-KING DOES NOT UNDERSTAND HUMAN INTERACTION AND DOES NOT WISH TO.

"NOW, LET ME LECTURE YOU ON HUMAN INTERACTION."
>> No. 23213
>>23202
You don't understand Mykan. Just because we have moved passed something and we are happy doesn't mean we won't understand sad songs, or that nothing will make us sad. We can listen to music and enjoy what it is, what emotions it tries to invoke. There are a few songs I listen to that will make me feel sad, just because of the memories or ideas they bring up. And if you can't move on, then that is still sad, but from what I have gathered from talking to you Mykan is that you don't even try, and if you do try, it isn't very hard. We control our minds. Our minds do not control us. You shouldn't let memories and thoughts control your life. The only person you are hurting is yourself.
>> No. 23214
>>23202
Also, you never move on, not completely. Things that happened in the past shape you as a person. You just have to not let the past control your actions in the present. You are in control Mykan, not your memories, not your thoughts. You control what you think, and you control what you remember. Exercise that control. If you do, maybe it will get better. Things like this are never easy, but the best things in life aren't free. Look up things like meditation and relaxation techniques to help with your conscious thoughts, and maybe look up brainwave adjusting tones or white noise generators to help you get to sleep. I can personally vouch for the brainwave thing, it works great when you actually need to sleep the night before a test.
>> No. 23217
Actually yI think you don't get it... it's not the fact you WON'T understand... it's you're NOT ALLOWED...

If you're a happy person, then you have no right to listen to a sad song. (It's FORBIDDEN) That's just me in my thoughts though

Also Meditation accelerates it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7oynPMa9qY

(Meditates to music)

When I'm done I think of that music as a sign of darkness, and it's the same music that BB hears becuase he's down int he chops...

I use meditation for darkness too
>> No. 23218
IT doesn't matter if I move on from cartoons or not...

No Romance and offline friendship means NO Romance or offline friendship EVER.

No matter how tempted it may get... or even if someone wants to be nice (I doubt that) The answer is... and must stay as... NO!

"Stay where you are!"

"Your home is the shadow"

That's what it means to let other people move on to me... and this time I did get that form Things Change but also developed at an early stage in life
>> No. 23219
>>23218
I rather think your home should be a mental institution. Seriously, get some help. Your entire "I don`t need friends" emo bullshit is in my opinion just you trying to justify to whatever higher force the fact, that you are a total douchebag who hasn`t anyone who loves him.
Yeah, I am a douche myself, but at least I also have people who care about me.
>> No. 23221
That's still no excuse for you being a douche Maniak.

And I said... NO. I don't need help, and I am not going to be in a mental house, so WUIT THINKING THAT.
>> No. 23224
>>23221
Next time, hit the button one space to the right away from the w.

On another note, why do you even want to make Titan more powerful than discord? Just so you can feel more important? He could also be a dangerous villain without having Discord`s power level. Heck, some of the most frightening villains in fiction actually have no powers.
>> No. 23226
>>23224

I've gone through this with you enough times.

I want it so even Discord would never stand a chance. I was Titan to seem like the most powerful MLP villian (In my verse) ever.

I want is so the Equestrian's powers as well as the Elements of Harmy won't stand a chance without teamining up with my guys (Even my guys didn't stand too much a chance."

Gaurd: "I've been scaning the auora around Titan, and it turns out his magic is formed form a completely uniuqe evil, unlike anything you have in Equestria. It's virtually unmatched by anythign we have."

Twilight: "That explains why we couldn't even scratch him."

Gaurd: "He is 100% pure genuine evil. I'm afraid the elemnts of harmy will be completey inaffective on him. In fact if you take them into battle... I'm sure they're going to be destroyed, and so will you."

...

In short... I LIKE making villians more powerful than those I've seen! and NO you can't be more dangerous without Discords power level... other wise you can beaten in one easy swoop.
>> No. 23227
I liked Power Rangers time Force, the final battle with Ransik, and that's why I usually prefer villians with powers and weapons, so they can fight like that and with THAT music or even the Bowser inside Story final battle.
>> No. 23229
>>23227
dude, your taste in fiction is so bad, it makes the average Gainax fanboy look like a well socialised human being.

And yes, I remember that you are wanting your villains to be powerful, but you know, I have the theory it is, because you know no other way. At all. As a result of you being even less talented than David Gontermann, you try to replace a good characterisation and actual personality with powers. And you fail at it like with anything else in life.

Also, considering that you have not really seen so many good shows or movies in general, how are you supposed to know what a good villain is? My dear canadian idiot, anyone here on the forum makes a better villain up than you could ever create. And the funny thing is, in the eyes of everyone with a brain, your trolls would be considered "heros" or at least in the right.
>> No. 23232
Mykan, mind if I pose a hypothetical situation to you? I swear, I'm not trying to troll you or make fun of you here. (Though that's not to say I particularly like you, I'm just trying to throw some logic in here.)
I'd just like you to imagine something for me. Imagine that you were a brony. Before you fly off the handle, I'm not calling you a brony, I just want you to imagine this for a second.
Now, like I said, imagine that you were a brony, and you really liked MLP.
All of a sudden, this guy comes along, who takes the time to write a very long story about how much he hates MLP, and how his story is better in every way. As a (hypothetical) brony, this is essentially a gigantic middle finger aimed directly at something you like, and like a lot.
Tell me, how would this make you feel? About this person and his story?
>> No. 23235
>>23232
I am sorry to throw in something again, because I know I am annoying. But I can actually answer the question, based on what Mykan told me once or twice what he thinks about fanfics. He wouldn`t be offended that mcuh at all.
In fact, when I told him about "Cupcakes" he was not disgusted. Thought it was probably a good story. To go even further, he doe snot have an opinion about fanfics that can be considered nazi exploitation, thinking that the people who write for example about Kingdom Hearts characters as gay, jews killing SS members is an okay, cause it is just fanfiction.

And yes, such a fanfic exists:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/IfIWasYourNazi
>> No. 23236
>>23235
Maniak, I respect your opinion, but please just let Mykan answer this one for himself. I'm trying to be neutral here.
>> No. 23237
>>23236
I think a better thing for him to compare it to would be like someone coming along and writing an entire fanfiction about teen titans, where Terra never existed as a hero and was always a villain, and where beast boy was killed by her. Then, when they finally put Terra in prison, they replaced beast boy with aqualad and never mentioned beast boy ever again. Then the author would write posts about how he hated the teen titans and thought Things Change was the only good episode. How Mykan would feel about that is probably similar to how some people feel about his story. However, I will wait for Mykan's response to see if I am right.
>> No. 23239
>>23232

The REAL answer...!!

I just plain wouldn't bother with it. Not leave a single review, not talk about it to anyone (Unless they asked)

I'd just leave it. Either Offended or not
>> No. 23240
>>23239
So what Maniak said.
>> No. 23241
>>23240

So NOT what Maniak said... all he ever said was "Cupcakes" "Nazis" "Hollocaust"

I've never READ the fic before!!
>> No. 23245
>>23239
Not even if it was DrahcirAloer's situation? With an author talking about how much he hates Beast Boy and whatnot?
>> No. 23246
He/she hates Beast Boy

So what? I hate the other titans
>> No. 23247
>>23241
He said you wouldn't be offended and everything else he said gave the meaning that you wouldn't care, which is what you said, so, looking past the content and going to the meaning, you did answer how Maniak said you would. I am not saying it to be mean, I am just pointing it out that Maniak has figured out more about you from the interactions you guys have had than you have about him.
>> No. 23248
Yeah right
>> No. 23249
>>23246
Really?
Hmm.
Very well, then. I was merely testing a hypothesis.
>> No. 23250
Besides... some who watched the End of ends I made... they used to hate BB, and after they said they loved him becuase now they have a better idea.

But it wasn't my choice to tell them who to like or to hate
>> No. 23251
>>23239

>>It's just a story after all, why would I complain about it? Now let me tell you how bad Things Change was...
>> No. 23257
I just read the entire insane troll logic page on tvtropes. It hurt my brain almost as much as trying to understand this thread. However, thanks to it I realize this thread does not exist.
>> No. 23260
>>23250
Those people are probably little emos themselves who have to grow out of their emo phase. I personally suggest they read "Barefoot Gen" in order to understand what real suffering is and shut the fuckk up.

I alo love how you hate the other Teen Titans, but won`t stop using them in your fanfics. I mean seriously, just to get back on "things change" something of which they as characters didn`t even have control of, you constantly yell at them, make insults about how Raven shall get over it, make jokes about robin being an orphan and treat Cyborg like he is just Beastboy`s zebra. You come up like an idiot, just to defend one green guy. If you are so obsessed with Beastboy, make him just leave the Teen Titans and good is.
>> No. 23267
I think what I like most about this is that DKM's fanfic is more original and creative than this retarded bullshit show you've mistaken for having anything appealing about it.
>> No. 23268
>>23267
Then you obviously haven't watched the show OR you just didn't like it and I am okay with that. I have both seen the show and read Mykan's story My Little Unicorn. He has potential because he can pump out chapters pretty quick due to his own self imposed limitations. He just doesn't make his characters interesting. If the rest of his work is like that then I have to say I wouldn't like it. MLP on the other hand... Well, anyone who watches the show will probably give you different reasons as to why they like it. The first thing for me is the animation. It may be flash, but it is really good and I enjoy watching it. The next part was the fact that the characters receive good characterization for a kids show. We learn many facets to their personalities and we are shown that they are not two dimensional in their personalities. After that, I would have to say nostalgia is the next motivator for me. It reminds me of other good cartoons I used to watch when I was a kid, so I also get enjoyment by association. The fourth reason is I really love the community I found when I first started watching. I don't usually come here, I usually went to ponychan. They were really nice there, enough to have a sensible discussion about religion between several different religions and even a few atheists. I also enjoy all the art and music put out by the community. Finally, I really enjoy the music in the show. It is something I can hum to feel better when I have had a bed day, or play real quick to pass some time. Whether it is the background music or the actual songs, I really enjoy it. You can try to insult us, you can try to insult the show, but you won't get to me. You may get to others, but from what I have seen here that is unlikely. You are an anonymous person over the internet, and I really don't have to care what you say. I like the show, I like the fandom, and I will tolerate you. Now have fun trolling somewhere else. Good day.
>> No. 23269
Uh, characterization? Don't make me laugh. If they're not boring as fuck (Applejack) they're obnoxious Mary Sues that everybody loves because she's cute (Fluttershy).
The animation is absolute shit, even by flash standards. I can't even stand to look at it for five seconds, it's so atrocious.
The music is embarassingly pathetic, and anybody caught humming it should be castrated because they clearly don't deserve to have junk.
>> No. 23271
>>23269
Fluttershy isn't a Mary Sue. She is shy when it comes to other ponies and really can only effectively deal with animals. She mostly gets along with Rarity and Pinkie from what we have seen, and her shyness has annoyed the rest of the main six at one point or another. For Rainbow Dash that would be all the time. For Twilight that would be most of the time. Applejack isn't boring, but I admit she isn't my favorite. She is honest and hardworking. However we learn that she is stubborn and prideful, enough so that she would rather do an giant job by herself instead of accepting help. We also know that she is competitive and will stoop down to dirty tricks if the one she is competing against has already done so. She really wants to help out and we learned in one of the more recent episodes that she has trouble dealing with failure, preferring to run away instead of having to explain that she failed and couldn't help out the town the way she was going to. You may think she is boring because she usually plays the level headed one, but even then she doesn't have to be boring, because they can throw her a good comment or two.

The music is kids show music, of course it isn't going to be great, but I enjoy it, so I can hum it if i feel like it. Besides, if you have something against kids show music, take a look at the music Mykan uses in his story. It is music from kid's shows.

Now, I have to be gone for a while, so be sure to leave me some comments for when I get back. I go to college, and I have a life outside of here.
>> No. 23272
Oh, don't give me that "I'm allowed to hum it because I like it" bullshit. So what if you like it? It still fucking sucks.
Oh, yeah, and you having a life? Fat chance of that.
>> No. 23273
>>23267
...Mykan, stop using fucking pseudonyms. I am fully aware of your twisted ego to realize it is you, you self absorbed, mentally handicapped manchild.
And stop calling out others on not having a life, when you already told me, your plan for the future is to be a bum if your parents die and your siblings finally kick your ass out.
>> No. 23274
Okay, okay, enough is enough.
I'm not Mykan, I'm just a brony posing as some obnoxious troll from DeviantART to see how you would react to it.
Overall, I would say you passed the test.
Congratulations!
>> No. 23276
>>23274
I figured you weren't. If you were Mykan, you wouldn't spell things correctly
>> No. 23277
That wasn't me... you fat tub of goo
>> No. 23278
>>23277
That's what I was saying. That guy is far more competent
>> No. 23279
>>23278

Not youyou pee-brain... I forgot the put the number...
It was aimed at Maniak.
>> No. 23280
>>23279
fat? Also, pee-brain? Wow. someone is creative today with the insults Mister "Afterhöhlenforscher"

As for the one who said "I passed the test", I don`t know if that is something good or something bad. Ah well. *shrug*
I just know, "My little unicorn" is total garbage, because of a lack of original narrative, miserable naive characters who are goody two shoes and a crossover with FiM by a self loathing brony.
>> No. 23281
No one cares fat boy. Maybe if you'd think your head instead of your cow guts, you'd learn something
>> No. 23282
>>23281

I love how almost all of your insults are some vaguely relevant adjective with the word "boy" slapped at the end.
>> No. 23283
>23280
I meant you all passed the test in general, since nobody responded except that one guy who was quite reasonable about it.
>> No. 23284
>>23281
Why do you insist I am fat? That`s as if I would say, you are an albino.

As for the passing the test thing, I think that drahcir actually is someone people should a bit look up, because being reasonable is something quite rare on the net. Well, add a bit of "troll awareness" to it, so that you can identify a troll more easily and we are all good.
>> No. 23286
>>23284

Why do you insist a whole bunch of other crap?
>> No. 23291
>>23286
because so far you have really proven to be a terrible human being, who doesn`t care for the suffering of other people. You only care for your fiction, which in itself is badly writen and laughable. the only good thing you ever created was your revenge fic and that is because it is so bad it is funny.
>> No. 23292
>>23291

Blah Blah Blah!

You're not exactly any goody-two shoes yourself, if anything you're worse, not to mention extremely narrow minded for someone who has such a large head
>> No. 23293
Why must Mykan continuously prove to be a reprehensible person?
>> No. 23294
>>23293

Maybe its becuase you do the same.
>> No. 23295
Besides... you don't believe in anything other.
>> No. 23297
>>23295

I believe in friendship.
>> No. 23298
Friendship among your own kind... evil to be exact.
>> No. 23301
>>23298
lol friendship is 'evil'
>> No. 23310
>>23294

Do you even know the definition of "reprehensible?"
>> No. 23314
Reprehensible: deserving of reproof, rebuke, or censure; blameworthy.

Just like the rest of you practice every single day.
>> No. 23317
Every time I pop into this thread to see what happens, I read some hyperbolic statement of Mykan's equating his detractors with pure evil.

Then I ask myself why I don't make fun of his fan fiction more often.
>> No. 23321
lets try this again!
>>23314
pot calling kettle black!
>> No. 23323
>>23314
Who is a little scumbag? Yes you are Mykan, yes you are.
I just read your ltest chapter in your "Force of hatred" story. finally went out and killed me, didn`t you? Well, hope you are happy now for the moment, knowing you kicked me in your little fanfic. But for the record, you got the german wrong, you racist. Do a bit of research in that regard. *smiles*
>> No. 23324
There is a sadistic and unpleasant part of me, who I try to ignore most days, that seriously wants to encourage Mykan to enter into the writing contest on FIMFiction. I wonder how many people would vote for his story out of morbid curiosity.

What would he even do with the prize money?
>> No. 23333
>>23324
As if he could even write a "new" fanfiction about FiM, only centered around the main cast and not involving his little abominations.
The thing is, Mykan can only write either by inserting himself in his stories (as villain or the fifth wheel on the car) or using a character of the show as his personal mouthpiece, whcih he sifrst has to turn into an emo who thinks, that being rejected by your one true love equals becoming a world destroying maniac.
... Okay, here is an idea: Mykan writes a story about Spike becoming posessed by the Rainbow of Darkness from the special with Tirek and trying to rape Rarity. It would basically be his stick and al he would have to do is to rip off his own "Ends of Ends" once more.
>> No. 23334
Sadly, Force of Hatred is one of Mykan's better fanfics, if not just for the fact he finally grew some balls. Now get to making engaging stories, Mike
>> No. 23335
>>23334
Growing balls? It is still the old badly writen "Beastboy turns into a villain because he can`T stand changes" story as always. Mykan just finally snapped and bashes the rest of the Teen Titans openly through Beastboy, while also taking his sweet revenge agains tanyone who framed him or BB. Also mind you, this "story" is supposed to be an animated adventure the original TT decided to work as voice actors on. And you know, depsite me actually being for engaging storylines and also a bit of violence in cartoons for kids if it helps the storytelling, I don`t think bloody murder is what a kid would want to watch.
>> No. 23336
Pah... Serves ya right!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIWTB8POnkg

If only you weren't so fat and dumb Maniak... you'd be perfect in uniform
>> No. 23338
>>23335

which is why it is rated T for Teen... you YUTZ!!
>> No. 23339
>>23336
Why can you link youtube here and not in a story? It makes no sense.
>> No. 23340
>>23339

Don't know... don't care.

You do it your way, and I'll do it mine... and mine doe snot include doing it your way... KAPEESH?!
>> No. 23342
>>23336
Oh god, the Family Guy and nazi uniform thing where Seth and his liberal assholes made a McCain reference? Yeha, because republicans equal nazis.
I am not really a fan of th republicans myself, but that kind of joke is just stupid.

Also, me good looking in a nazi uniform? Well, anyone looks good in a SS uniform. After all, take away the anime crap and give you a coat and you actually look like a SS member yourself in your current DKM costume, Mykan.

And what is this always with you calling me fat? I mean, at least when I call you an autistic manchild, I have proof to valify my accusation.
>> No. 23344
>>23342

What proof... fat boy?
>> No. 23345
The fact that you don`t get over shitty animated shows, that you still full heartily enjoy children shows for four year olds without any form of adult humour in it, that you are wishing people to be raped... you admiting to be autistic, therefore giving autistic people a bad name, similiar to Chris Chan?

Heck, the entire thread here is less about MLP, than it is a testament to your levels of fail you are able to pull up.
>> No. 23346
There you go again, telling people what they Can and cannont watch. Fatso
>> No. 23347
>>23346
Mykan, as long as it is not child porn, something by Gainax post Nadia or so, I am okay with people watching this and that. What I don`t like is you, trying to force what you "like" on shows you say you enjoy, but in fact you hate them. Let`s face it, if you would really enjoy Teen Titans, you would not waste your time writing fanfics, where Beatsboy is in an alternate universe a hero a la Thunderbirds.

Also, your insults are getting weirder if you ask me. Seriously, Fatso? What`s next, are you calling me Gluttony like the guy from FMA?
If so, I am going to call you Sloth, Wrath and Envy if that is okay.
>> No. 23348
>>23346
That's the only insult you know, isn't it?

And your only argument is an Ad Hominem.
>> No. 23349
Because I HATE adult comedy... That's WHY. I hate jokes about porn, innapropriated body parts, and what goes with it.

I likes it better in the old days, when things were innocent and sweeter, now just like Family Guy says

"It seems today that all ya see is violence in movies and sex on TV"

Well hate these bad new Days. Got it...?

Besides deep down there are children inside of all of us at heart
>> No. 23350
Yeah, but you know what is funny?
I am actually at peace with my inner child. Like Jonathan Teatime.

And it is quite funny, that you are referencing Family Guy. A show that based on all I know never used to be like in the old days tv was. It always was right form the start about adult stuff. And even more funny, aren`t you the guy who told me, he had an idea for a comedy about quagmire? That you wanted to work on something with Quagmire as the comedy star? Yeah, sure. Make the date rapist hero of your show.

Dude, if you are still having an inner child in you, the poor kid is probably suffering from emotional abuse.

Also, the good old days were full of paranoia regarding the russians, racism, sexism and people who would have ut your ass in an mental institution faster than you could say "Things change"
>> No. 23351
>>23349
Wait... You're talking cultural decadence and using Family Guy as an example of good clean tv?

Surely you're thinking of some obscure Canadian show and not the Seth MacFarlane show that gave the world the "Prom Night Dumpster Baby" song, right?
>> No. 23352
I don't care... I hate what's going on today.
>> No. 23353
Don`t forget, that one of their most prominent script writers actually said he considered the tsunami of 2011 god`s punishment for Pearl Harbour.
Congratulation Mykan. You are associating yourself with a show, of which the people behind it are bigoted, biass little bitches, who would not get a job in Hollywood, if they weren`t hired by a liberal snob.
>> No. 23354
>>23353

You... are wrong... all I've ever seen on TV these days are sex jokes, drug abuse and racism and unapreciation to many.

That's another reason I've stopped watching TV like I used to... I know what's coming.

"I should have known it all along
When the future looks too bright
Can't be anything but right...

...WRONG!"
>> No. 23355
>>23352

Yeah, technology bringing the world together, women and minorities being more accepted in the world, record high standards in the medical world, more awareness to mental disabilities and the environment, recent end to the Iraq War, and more cultural diversity. How awful, am I right?
>> No. 23356
>>23354
And you're holding Family Guy up as an aversion to this cultural decline you claim is happening?
>> No. 23357
It's not the technology...

It's the things seen on TV, the way people are acting, and numerous tragedies and terrorist attacks.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH...!!!
>> No. 23358
I rather bet the reaosn why you don`T watch tv anymore, is because your parents have enough of you screaming at the screen, everytime Tara Strong`s voice is heard in some cartoon.

Spekaing of cartoon, here is something you should listen to Mykan:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFf_rGavnFk

It will probably give you a heart attakc, because it is so cheerful.
>> No. 23359
>>23356

Not just family guy, but anything that seems to be accurate...

Like that song verse I showed you.

"I should have known it all along
When the future looks too bright
Can't be anything but right...

...WRONG!"

That is RIGHT.
>> No. 23360
>>23357
You're right. Forget the bright side of life with the cultural tolerance and scientific advances. The tv said hell and crap. We're doomed!
>> No. 23361
No... it's my OWN thing, learned form you guys and others before you.

"You've done so many bad things, the good things you've done don't mean JACK anymore"
>> No. 23362
Sure. Because you, the guy who stil lives with hsi aprents and just got bullied at school, really knows something about suffering. Come abck to me when you really loe someone dear to your heart. And I don`t mean your former friends, cause if they really would have been dear to your heart, you would have fought for them.

As for the tv... wlel, do you think back in the old days it was better? Back when in books there was writen stuff like "Black people are inferior to us white guys"? When you were sent to prison, if you were thinking the Cold War was stupid? Or are oyu refering to evne "better" times? You know, like the Middle Age.
>> No. 23363
In other words... there's been so much darkness, there is no brightside anymore.

Even the good memories are NO GOOD anymore.
>> No. 23364
That is, because so far I never saw you do anything good.
You ar eonly doing stuff for yourself. And don`t come with "you take are of your grandmother". Cause I start to doubt that.
>> No. 23365
And I suppose all the children I've entertained at Librarries and schools and activity centers doesn't count either?

That's your problem, Fat stuff. You don't consider anything good.
>> No. 23366
Oh god, he goes emo again all over the place. Would someone throw him a Pinkie Pie surprise party? Or a good handjob, cause I guess that does the same for him.
>> No. 23367
No Maniak...

You think EVERY SINGLE THING I do... is a crime!
>> No. 23368
>>23364
I believe it, but it's more of an obligation than doing it out of the goodness if his heart.

If it wasn't his grandma, he wouldn't care.
>> No. 23369
Why do you always insist I don't care?
>> No. 23370
>>23364

This just proves you ignore it when he does something good, you only want to see the bad because you've already made up your mind about Mykan... so short sighted. :/
>> No. 23371
>>23363

Mykan, stop talking like a serial killer.
>> No. 23372
I'm not! I'm talking about what I see and Feel
>> No. 23373
Because so far we haven`t seen or heard once, that you do something because you genuinely care for the well being of someone, without gettign something out of it.
>> No. 23374
>>23373

Maniak... pretty much EVERYTHING is like that... even volunteral work
>> No. 23375
>>23373

He has... you're just being blind and ignoring it. -_- All you have are your ridiculous ad hominems, which aren't even that impressive really.
>> No. 23376
>>23375
Okay then. Tell me something he's done out of the kindness of his heart. Go on. I want to hear this.
>> No. 23377
Offering to help/work for people whether its for something or not IS considered kind.

OR are you ready to admit you just dissed every job in the world.
>> No. 23378
ah, i heard id find mykan here! just as i suspected, the so called "Dakari king" is making a fool of himself..... tipical dakari. what you fail to relize is that we takaris are more comited, stronger, bester and faster. We will win the war easily so long as fools like you are busy getting dogpiled by other fandoms!! anyway chao, I must be off ~~~
>> No. 23379
>>23378

dammit not you too, what are you even doing here -_-
>> No. 23380
>>23378
Your spelling is even more atrocious than Mykan's
>> No. 23381
>>23377
Oh please. You are going with that kind of explanation instead of giving one clear event where you did something just out of generosity?
That just is the general explanation people give, when they can`t say anything clear.

And you know, not every job in the world is in the end done because of kidness, but because it has to be done.
>> No. 23383
>>23381

Says who?
>> No. 23384
>>23378
Well, do you think someone wants to spend their entire life just repairing toilets out of pure kindness and generosity?

Fluttershy: Oh my...
Rarity: Dear Celestia, what did he try to flush down the toilet?
>> No. 23385
>>23381

I happen to know he's done plenty of nice things. Of course you'll just ignore it and hear what you want to hear so it'd be pointless to tell you.
>> No. 23386
Do you think maybe you're overlooking that all jobs eventually get you something?
>> No. 23387
Therefore you aying, you did something at a job, does not count. Except you decided to take your time and helped someone at work for free and without any ideas of what you may gain from it.

oh and kaylee, name one thing. I mean, what did he do? Send Johnny a birthday gift?
>> No. 23388
Maniak...

Almost every swingle job I had WAS volunteer...

No money was paied... I did it all myself
>> No. 23389
>>23388
Yeah. But even that was not out of generosity, but because you actually think, you get adored for doing your work. You are always out for your own, thinking that those jobs would one day get you a job as voice actor or something like that, because you wanted to be famous. Thankfully you finally realized, that your dreams are unrealistic and abandoned them. only to blame me and others for having destroyed them. Yeha, because we are the people who made sure, that you don`t go to some school where you learn how to become a voice actor.
>> No. 23390
Maniak... you're just being stupid.

To be honest, you make it sound like ANY job in the world is not out of kindess.

Hell even your job isn't out of kindess.
>> No. 23391
And how DARE you say my iving up my dreams was a good thing!!

How cna you be so cold!
>> No. 23392
>>23389

you jerk, you're already throwing baseless insults at him and now you try to stomp on his dreams? Who's REALLY the bad guy here, huh?
>> No. 23393
Ya know... here's an idea...

You'll do you're job...

But then you won't have Breakfast, Lunch, or Dinner.

I think that's accurate
>> No. 23394
>>23393

What is that even supposed to mean?
>> No. 23395
>>23394

You freaks said "A job is done out of the kidness of your heart"

Right...???

Then I guess you can't make your meals becuase you don't have food... becuase you have no money... becuase making/taking money is obviously not out of kindess.
>> No. 23396
Doing puppet shows for little kids doesn't make your fanfiction magically good.

I've donated to charity, so I guess I'm not evil, huh Mykan?
>> No. 23397
>>23390
I do my job not because I am kind, I do my job because I want to change something in general in this world, that will improve our living standards. If for some reason I have to break a few eggs in order to do so, so be it.

And giving up your dreams was a good thing, because your dreams were unrealistic and you would have never achieved them anyway. There is nothing wrong with having a goal in lif,e but at least make it a realistic one. Did you really tink, you would become famous for just reenacting stuff you saw in some tv show for kids years ago? That without your very own material, you would be recognized as a talent or that you can live without an education beside your high school diploma? Tara Strong studied voice acting and acting in general, to become who she is nowadays. Did you ever take somehing beside theater classes at school? No? Then it is your own fault, that your dreams have not become real or that you got even close to make them.
If you had really wanted to become a voice actor, you would have tried your hardest and actually went to school.
>> No. 23398
So what... I've donated to chairty...

Putting money in boxes... and you still call me evil
>> No. 23399
>>23397

You do your job for MONEY... idiot! Therefore you'r enot being nice.

And Voice acting is not a subject to be learned
>> No. 23400
>>23397

Mykan's been working all his life at voice acting, he didn't NEED a special school to teach him how to do it. Face it, you've got nothing... pathetic.
>> No. 23401
>>23398

I've never called you evil. I've called you stupid, yes, and you've said some despicable things, but I've never honestly called you evil.
>> No. 23402
>>23401

What's the difference?

Bad is bad is bad!
>> No. 23403
>>23400
Well, he still would have needed a special school anyway, if you get my drift.
>> No. 23404
>>23398
I've donated to charity too Mykan. I have also given many hours of my time to volunteer at Special Olympics, I have decorated the St. Phillips house, a place for people with aids to live, every Christmas for the last few years, I participate in a town cleanup, and I have done a reverse christmas parade where poor kids go through the the street with their families and get toys and candy since they can't afford as much. You don't have very much moral high ground to stand on. Besides even the most evil people have donated to charity. Read BIG CORPORATIONS.
>> No. 23405
>>23402

There are some very big differences. Being negative doesn't make them the same.
>> No. 23406
I just want to say, that I have now a high respect for you drahcir.

Oh and by the way, don`t think MYkan is impressed by it. If I remember one of his pms correctly, he called me out for being an idiot, cause I donated around 400 bucks to an orphanage, so that the children there get toys and warm clothes for christmas. Why? Because in his eyes I just helped them for one day and they will suffer the rest of their lives.
>> No. 23407
Hey, Mykan, you wanna know why I haven't pulled out my list of charitable actions? Because unlike you, I don't need to stroke my own ego by telling people that I am great.
>> No. 23408
>>23404

Like I said... you don't think anything I do is good for anyone.

I'll you think NOT hurting people is not a good thing
>> No. 23409
>>23408

You don't hurt people huh? Tell that to Lexi... just because you didn't physically hurt her, it doesn't mean you did no harm.
>> No. 23410
Evan you're not great at all.

Stop witht he ego thing! I don't have a Giant ego. I treat other people (Unlike you freaks) with respect
>> No. 23411
>>23410
Oh is that why you called bronies out as sick freaks the very first moment I told you about them, wanring you you should be prepared that they may not like your fanfic?
Also, aren`t you the guy who thinks black people should only be associated with rap music or something like that?
>> No. 23412
>>23406

yet you don't realize that's exactly how you react to mykan doing nice things... hypocrisy at its finest
>> No. 23413
Still didn't hurt her,a dn what... like you've never hurt someone with words?

Phsycially hurting someone is not the same as emotional
>> No. 23414
>>23412

You still haven't come up with any examples of Mykan doing nice things out of the kindness of his heart.
>> No. 23415
>>23413
Oh really? then it is still an okay if people troll you?
>> No. 23416
>>23411

Once agian you Fat Fucker, you never listen.

I said rap music GOES GOOD with black people because they got the suave, the cool, the THING that makes it great.

That is not Racism.

And the only reason people don't like my fic is 70% becuase of you spreading lies or PAYING people to hate it... the rest... they're just complete idiots
>> No. 23417
So anyone who doesn`t like your fics is a complete moron? Hey, just out of curiosity: Does your own fmaily like your fics?
>> No. 23418
>>23416

So anyone who doesn't like your fanfics is an idiot, is what you're saying?
>> No. 23419
>>23414

his videos give people hope, as any of his fans will tell you... I felt better about things change when I discovered Mykan, and maybe that doesn't seem like an important thing to you, but his views will tell you that he's made a whole lot of people at least a little bit happier, so there you go.
>> No. 23420
>>23416

Not all black people are the same, Mykan.

Also, you're delusional. They hate your story because it sucks.
>> No. 23421
>>23419

I said "out of the kindness of his heart". He doesn't make videos to be nice. He does it because he thinks that the animation industry is out to get him. Try again
>> No. 23422
So he makes people happy by living out his family fantasies of beastboy, because at least in his make believe world he can have the fmaily he never gets in real life?
Also, may I ask how old you are, that you take something as "Things change" that serious?
>> No. 23423
>>23420

No they hate it becuase they are SO ONE TRACKE and haven't watched enough...

Witht he Star Fleet Theme Playing... I can imagine Starla leaping... fliping and using her Star Bow to fire arrows at evil like a hero.

Juest because you don't think it can happen, doens't mean it can't or shouldn't

The ponies can become heros like how I see...
>> No. 23424
>>23416
Wrong Mykan, even if you are saying something that can be interpreted as good it is still racism. You are still stereotyping and that is harmful even if you are saying good things. One of my favorite classes I took was Dimensions of Diversity and Inequality, and I taught me that we have to actively work to not stereotype people. The funny thing is, white people have very few stereotypes against us. The actions of one white person will not be held against the entire race, yet the actions of 16 extremist Muslims means every Arabic person is a terrorist in some people's eyes. Racism is a reality, and a very negative one at that.
>> No. 23425
>>23422
you don't get to know how old I am. Furthermore things change let down a *lot* of fans so I'm not alone in this, again maybe mykan's videos are just a small comfort to some but it's a lot of people, so it adds up.
>> No. 23426
>>23424
meant to write 'it taught me', not 'I taught me'.
>> No. 23427
>>23421

Wrong Evan...!! I make them becuase I want to blow off steam, but also I kwno there are others who feel just as upset and would love to see this.

Lots of the crushed Titan fans like what Id id... even if it wa sjust for BB and Tera.. even the BBR fans liked that I was keeping the show and their hopes alive...

Help them keep going
>> No. 23428
>>23423

So anyone who hates your videos and fanfics, is stupid, is what you are saying?

Let's use your comparison on something...

"Oh, you don't like snuff films? You're too one tracked. You haven't watched enough of them to get it."

"Oh you don't like child abuse? You must be a moron. You haven't beaten enough kids to appreciate it"
>> No. 23429
>>23421
Coming form someone who thinks anime is just stuff like sailor Moon, Digimon, Pokemon, Drgaon Ball and Yugioh and probably never heard of masterpieces as "Barefoot Gen."

Which is probably for the better, cause in your eyes it is probably garbage and can`t be compared to the tragedy of Beastboy
>> No. 23430
>>23428

What's Child abuse got anything to do with my fics?
>> No. 23431
>>23425
I didn't like the episode 'Things Change'. It was to mellow an episode for me. That doesn't mean that it is so terrible someone needs to make videos about it for years after the fact. A lot of cartoons have bad endings, but it isn't something that should affect people in their day-to-day lives.
>> No. 23432
>>23430

You're not even reading my arguments.

The point is that you can take your argument about people not liking your stuff and apply it to anything.
>> No. 23433
>>23431

Well that fact is for a lot of people... like me and Kaylee... IT DOES have that affect. We don't like it and we won't let it go.

We want Things Change corrected, or even just SEEM corrected.

This time... you were only thinking about yourself
>> No. 23434
>>23432

Evan... they are idiots becuase...

-Like Maniak and You... they misread a LOT of details.

-They dont' CONSIDER things like other options or bold possbilities.

-They don't even wait untilt he story is DONE to give a proper review and expect everything to be revealed in one chapter.

Those kinds of readers are DUMB DUMBS
>> No. 23435
this time. You think all the time only about yourself Mykan, to the point that last year you ublished a vidoe about how you feel about Thing schange... how was it again... ah yes. first clips of them together, than the things change line and then the world explodes with your shitty animation self insert waking up in his dreams as if Freddy Krueger tried to give him a prostata exam.

As for your stories MYkan, they are of bad quality. They are not bad because people don`t understand them, they are just badly writen and they all can see what stuff you plagiarized in order to write them in general.
>> No. 23436
>>23416

"Fat fucker"? Mykan, dear, you still don't know what he looks like, and the fact that you would say something like that is only proof of what a horrible person you are. How do you expect anyone to respect you, if you can't even respect the overweight? The only emotion you can really feel is hate, isn't it?

Being thin... is not better. It's not. I'm anorectic (Not anorexia nervosa, I just can't eat very much because of medical issues.) and I really worry for my health at times. Even though I don't starve myself on purpose I know that there are those who do, and the reason is people like you. People like you uphold the stigmas and shame of being "overweight".

So more than just misogynist, chauvinist, racist, homophobic, etc, we can also add "fat phobic"
>> No. 23437
>>23435

Oh so telling people how you feel is wrong?
And giving YOU the explination you've wanted and whined for is wrong too?

You're an idiot Maniak.

And Wrong agian...

You say things like...

"BB can never... EVER become evil"
>> No. 23438
>>23433
But the thing is, it has been years. Why does it still have an affect on you? Why are you letting it? It is just a cartoon. Read the comics that the cartoon originated from, maybe they did it different, and maybe that will fix it in your mind. I just don't understand why this stays with you. The only things that stick with me this way are the deaths of my grandfather and my uncle, and the divorce of my parents.
>> No. 23439
>>23434

-And what could you do to fix that problem? How about starting by NOT BORING THE READER TO DEATH. Your stories, when they aren't blatantly stupid or offensive, are coma-inducing. Of course people are going to miss details because they're trying to stay awake.

-How about this for a bold possibility: All the Titans die and everyone celebrates it.

Stupid idea right? But you can't criticize it because it's a different option.

-This would be a decent argument if you posted the story in full and not in increments!

Let's say the big reveal is in Chapter 9 and you only posted up to Chapter 7, and people want to know but you take say... 8 months to get there.

"Oh, you haven't finished reading it yet. Shut up"
>> No. 23440
>>23438

Somethign Never Change... ya got it!

BEside you don't want people to respect me no matter who I act like even if it were to some day be kind and gnerous
>> No. 23441
>>23437
Not the way you write it for sure. Cause the BB in your fanfics is just whinning all the time and turning evil because he just doesn`T get his way. Kinda like you are a whinny bitch because you never get your way.

Also, if I remember correctly, the video has somewher ein the intro already the words "how I feel, also starring Beastboy and Terra". Coming from a guy who constantly says he just does it for the two and not himself, this is kind of funny. And sad. I mean really, the way how you treat fictional characters as more real people than your own family.
>> No. 23442
>>23439

I want the Titans to SUFFER... not die!

-If you post the whole fic at once you won't get many hits or reviews. I know this becuase I did it once before. Posted the whole thing at once. People FOLLOW fics that are in progress...

But some people don't even bother to read long fics... I know I don't. I proabbly wouldn't even have Read my own Sailor Moon Zelda becuase it's too long... unless it was good enough

-unlike other stupid authors, I try to update as soon as I possible can (With expection of few fics)

When you start a fic you FINISH IT!
>> No. 23443
What does my family have to do with my vids Maniak?
>> No. 23444
>>23440
I honestly don't care if people respect you or not. I am not out to get you. Like I said a while ago, I didn't know you existed 2 weeks ago. If you were a person worthy of respect, I would respect you, but everything I have seen and heard from you, from your racism to you hatred of even constructive criticism, has led me to believe that you are no more worthy of respect than anyone else. I don't respect you Mykan, but I also don't hate you. I don't like you very much, but I really do wish I could help you. From what I see the only person you are truly hurting, and possibly the only person you truly absolutely hate, is yourself. Your hurting, and it is sad. It hurts me because I can't help. I really wish I could Mykan, but you don't let anyone help, so there is no way I can.
>> No. 23445
>>23442
No Mykan, sometimes you have to take a break, because in life there are more important things to do. Or you get bored. You on the other hand have no life, so it is no wonder all you can do is write shitty fanfics that are writen as if a ten year old sums up his favorite episode of Power Rangers or copypastes a walkthrough.

Heck, you know how shitty your Unicorn fanfic is? I rather would read Sweet Apple Massacre, Rainbow factory, Cupcakes, Cherilee`s Garden and My little Dashie all in one session before I ever read the last seven chapters of your story again.
>> No. 23446
>>23444

I don't care if I'm hurting...

IT's either them or me...

IT's one life agianst many... and I rather take the hurt so everyone else can be free.
>> No. 23447
>>23445

Oh god, I'm going to regret this.

*Googles Cheerilee's Garden*
>> No. 23448
>>23445

Well you know how Shitty MLP is... I'd rather BE bored than watch it!
>> No. 23449
>>23446
Mykan, your hurt has very little, if any effect on any other person's hurt. You are not taking pain so others won't. You are taking pain in one way, because you are afraid to feel it in another. I think you really do want friendship, but you are afraid of being hurt by those friends, or even losing them. It is worth it Mykan. I didn't use to think so, but it is. Even with the possibility of loss, sadness and heartbreak, it is truly worth it.
>> No. 23450
>>23449

No...!!!

No romance... and no offline Friendship

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc2k6xX_lRo
>> No. 23451
>>23448
What I think is funny is, that you never fully explained why you think FiM is shitty, without refering to yourself or your fanfic. So go on Mykan, just tell me: Why is FiM as a show in general bad? And what would you suggest are better shows little kids should watch?
>> No. 23452
>>23450

So what is the difference between online and offline friends, since you make a distinction between the two? How is one good and the other bad?
>> No. 23453
Shows of the old days I feel are better for Little kids...

-Today's Special
-Sesame Street (Old style form my days)
-Mr Rogers
-Mr Dressup

...

Why... because FIM teaches lessons that don't work these days.
>> No. 23454
>>23450
You don't have to, I am just telling you that I discovered it was worth it. I really hope you can stop hurting one day Mykan. I really do.
>> No. 23455
>>23452

Online friends you can't REALLY hang with them, and don't have to make plans to go places or do things that you don't want to do

Like...

Going to the movies... mall... sports shows... things like that.

Online friends... I can talk to people but I still remain safe in the shadow.
>> No. 23456
>>23452
Online friends have no real bearing on him. He doesn't know them in person, so there is no real way for them to hurt him, and there is no way for him to feel obligated to them. It protects him from a pain I believe he associates with IRL friendship.
>> No. 23457
>>23454

No romance or offline friends means PERIOD!!

Being happy means I don't get to make vids anymore, or fics...

or play video games... and all that stuff
>> No. 23458
which is actually kind of funny, cause speaking for myself, I made some of my greatest friends online and I am glad for every chance to meet them in real.
>> No. 23459
>>23455
You know, real friends would never make you do things you are uncomfortable with or that you don't want to do unless they believed it was in your best interest. A mild example is that one of my friends really doesn't like heights. When he comes with me to the ESPN picnic at Lake Compounce I ask him to go on downtime and the sky coaster, both of which are really high up. He tells me he doesn't want to because he doesn't like heights and I am fine with that. I will poke fun at him over it from time to time, and he will do the same with my flaws and fears, because we both acknowledge them and can laugh about them.
>> No. 23460
>>23455

Isn't that a very one-sided kind of friendship? "I'll be your friend, as long as we follow my rules." No risk of conflict, no need to feel obligation, none of that pesky, exhausting socialization...

Interesting that you should use the word "safe", though. It proves that is has nothing to do with conscious choice as much as fear of rejection.

It's sad. I do not like you one bit, but it is a shame that you are so stuck in denial as you are.
>> No. 23461
Real friends ar efor beuracrats... thats what ets you a city handed to you on a silver platter.

I'd enter there armed to the teeth so I won't be a sitting duck for the hunters.
>> No. 23462
>>23461

What old movie did you steal that line from?
>> No. 23463
>>23459
The sad thing is, Mykan doesn`t understand, that being friends with someone also means to understand their flaws and go with them or have respect for other people`s taste. I remember he once told me, for im people who have interests beside what interests him, are worthless for him. How he even has friends on the internet is something that even baffles me.
>> No. 23464
>>23457
Why would being happy stop you from doing things you like? I have a few friends, college, a job when I am not in school, and I am still left with a lot of free time. I have plenty of time to play video games, read, watch tv, and go on the internet. If you think about it, most jobs are 40 hours a week, 5 days a week. If you sleep eight hours every night, that is 56 hours. Since there are 168 hours in a week, that gives you 72 hours a week to do whatever you want. 8 hours a day when you work and 16 on days you don't.
>> No. 23465
>>23464

Happy things are fo happy people only!!

That's my way!

This song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSfDW650sUY

only UNHAPPY people are welcome in there
>> No. 23466
>>23463

They unite over a shared hatred. (Which seems to be about cartoons they don't agree with...)
>> No. 23467
And last time I checked...

You're suppose dto be lucky if you can find 15 minutes a WEEK to yourself... that's the way it is... that's the wya it shall be...

And I don't want that... so I don't wnat to do it
>> No. 23468
>>23467

And you feel sorry for this guy, Drahcir?
>> No. 23469
>>23465
But nothing is ever that cut and dry. People can be happy and unhappy at different times, and different emotions lead to different things. Take me for example. After elementary school I was left with very few close friends. I was sad that I lost my other friends, so I threw myself into martial arts. As I opened myself up and made more friends, my unhappiness gave way to happiness, but I kept doing martial arts. I was able to because I enjoyed it, and becoming happy didn't change the fact that I enjoyed it. However, there are still days that I felt unhappy, and there are days I feel happy. The things I like to do are not tied to my emotions. If you are happy, you can still enjoy doing what you like. And when you are unhappy, the things you like can help get you through it.
>> No. 23470
>>23465
Ah yes. The video where you let Beastboy and Terra have sex on camera. Even if they are under the sheets. Are you so proud of letting underaged characters have sex?

Also, you and your old saying of getting power from sadness and anger... and you really think, you could write stuff for kids to enjoy?
It is no wonder your unicorn fanfic sucks, because it is devoted of everything that people could enjoy.
>> No. 23471
>>23469

Not anymore! That's another thing I'm doing...

you can have/be one... or the other... but not both
>> No. 23472
>>23468
I really do. Wouldn't you, when you realize just how far he is from ever realizing that he could be happy if he worked for it? The only one he is hurting is himself, and he can't even bring himself to do something about it.
>> No. 23473
No...

I can... I just WON't
>> No. 23474
>>23471
Why not? I am happy that I have my friends now. I am devastated that I lost family members years ago. I am happy that I am getting my education and that I will be able to get a good job when I am older. I am sad that I don't have the courage to ask out a beautiful girl because I have screwed up my relationships before. I am happy that I have my family and my friends. I am terrified that I will lose them, and my mind emphasizes that when I let it wander. You aren't the only one with demons Mykan. Trust me. The world isn't black and white, only varying shades of grey.
>> No. 23475
>>23472
you know, this is all very noble of you, but if he isn`t do anything, what are we supposed to do otherwise than just tell him what is the truth and that he will suffer if he continues that way?
Depsite knowing him for perhaps one year at best, I have seen already enough proof, that he is not going to change the slightest. And if he wants to be an ass for the rest of his life to everyone, he gets the treatment he earns.
>> No. 23476
>>23473
You are the only one in the way of your own happiness. It is sad, because you don't even want to know what happiness feels like.
>> No. 23477
>>23474
Personally I am going more with "life is just a show and the last laugh is on you" as life theme, but I get where you are going.

And yeah MYkan, as he says, you can be both if you really have something worth to live for. You don`t have to be all upset and "a bit less upset" as you told me. I mean really, is your revenge towards your mockers all you can live for, beside your hatred of Things Change" and now also little equine creatures?
Cause seriously, it won`T give you that mcuh satisfaction to have killed me in your fanfic, cause no one knows really who I am.
>> No. 23478
>>23476

I don't care... I have a choice... I can be hurt or others can be hurt...

I can work for something, thereby not being special or uniquie, or I can ty the extremely hard wya and make it more worthwhile.

I don't see feel or pratically allow any reason for a happy person to studdenly fraternize with that/those of negativity.

If you want to write a story about happines...

-No evil
-No battles
-No bad memories
-No warnings

...

What is this a freaking Tea party?
>> No. 23479
>>23475
He is who he is, and I am who I am. I have seen a lot in this world, even though I am young. I just chose the opposite path from Mykan. He travels down a path of despair and hate. I travel down a path of hope and benevolence. Maybe in this regard we are equally stupid. Who knows?
>> No. 23480
>>23478
The bad things are a journey. Happiness is a destination. I want to know why you think others will be hurt if you aren't hurting. How is stopping your own self-inflicted pain going to hurt others?
>> No. 23481
>>23479
Nah. Just because you choose a more positive road in life does not mean you are stupid. Stupid are you, if you are also too naive and take everything in that regard serious.
Which is what Mykan does. He is far too vulnrable than he should be and completely paranoid.
>> No. 23482
>>23477

What I wanted to live... isn't going to happen

-It won't happen if I work for it, becuase that's not the way I wanted it to be and I will destroy myself and prevent it from happening

-You keep mocking that it won't happen if I do it my way either so... it won't happen.

...

Fine then... I don't WANT to be both.

I must STOP romance from getting to me... and stop offline friendship as well...

I must prove I'm strong enough to reist it!!
>> No. 23483
There is no strength involved in dying alone.
>> No. 23484
>>23482
Anything is possible if you work for it. We have to earn our happy ending. I am trying as hard as I can to earn mine. Maybe I might just get it.
>> No. 23485
>>23484
unfortunately, Mykan does not want to work for anything in his life. Heck, he thinks he deserves to be famous thanks to a lucky break with his videos like "My little unicorn: Character introduction"
>> No. 23486
>>23482

Are you a masochist, Mykan?
>> No. 23488
>>23486

By the way, I did not ask that question to mock you. I merely suspect that might be the case.
>> No. 23489
I'm here for two reasons. First...

>>23455

Pffffttthahahahahaha.

Now I've been reading through this thread during my free time for the past few days, and I really can't say anything about Mykan's fics. (I tried reading "My Little Unicorn" a while back, but stopped reading half way through the first chapter when it didn't hook me and I realized it was just a palette swap of the first episode of FiM.)

But Mykan's thoughts on friends? Let's me say this: Dear god Mykan, you are a sad, sad little man.

My friends, most of which I communicate with via online, have made plans to hang together. We have followed through with those plans. I have driven nearly 2000 miles just to hang with them over a weekend. Hell, I've been to a wedding between two of them.

You see, my friends ARE my friends. I don't put them into odd categories like 'online' or 'offline.' They're my friends, there's no reason to add anything to it. What you have Mykan is acquaintances. People who know of you, but don't know you.

My second reason: I read Mykan's MSTing of Success and Envy. Being an "old school" MSTer I have to say this: It sucked. BADLY. You see Mykan, you broke what is the unwritten cardinal rule in MSTing: You went in with hate leading the way, and you let that overpower and overrun everything else. In fact, you had double the hate. Hate for the show and hate for the author. And it pushed the funny out.

But seeing how badly it was done, the MSTer in me couldn't let it be that way... so I went and did a Mach 2 of it. (No offence to RingmasterJ5, I want to see if an actual proper MSTing could be done. And I haven't read the meta-MST of it yet.)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1O_XjT07p8N2a2pUr3W0-_CGl8ld9B7VL-WAvRIs0xYE/edit
>> No. 23490
>>23489
Oh by Luna`s bloody tampons, why is it that everyone manages to mock the shit regarding this manchild faster than I can do?
*sighs* Seriously, I already asked Ringmaster if it would be okay, if I was mocking his fanfic.
Oh well. Nice job. Really well done in regard of the comments. And far better than anything MYkan could write. then again, Mykan knows jackshit about mocking.
>> No. 23491
>>23489

I fully approve of this meta-MST. That was quite good.

>>23490

Oh, I didn't think you were asking. I'm fine with my story getting meta-MSTs.
>> No. 23492
>>23490

Don't let the fact someone beat you to it or finished it before you could get you down. There can always be more than one MST of a fic. That's the reason we have Mach 2s and such.

Like right now I have a MST of a MLP fic that's almost done, save for the intro. I'm want to do something a bit different for it, seeing as it's a non-standard cast instead of Joel/Mike & the bots. (Got to get them in space somehow.) And if someone beats me to it, oh well. I'm still going to finish it.
>> No. 23493
I was just joking. I am fully aware of it, but I think I take now a bit of my time before I let the CMC mock it. I just thought, make a little bit of fun about myself and the fact that I am always too late for the curtain call on this MLU stuff, beside me being the one who actually had gotten Mykan to start this thing.

And by the way, I am sorry. I am sorry for bringing that thing into the fandom. By the thing I mean the Dakari King and his Celesto.
>> No. 23494
>cant be happy or sad at the same time.

I want to play a little song for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUvYR2ZYjVY
this is Pink's song; So What.
listen to it. hear that tempo? feel that beat? it's a very fun song, isnt it? makes you want to get up and dance, doesn't it? feel that passion in her voice?

I just want you to know that, that song is probably one of her saddest songs.

she says that she has lost her love, and that she is forcing herself to smile. That she is perfectly 'fine' and 'happy' without him. that she is still a rock star, that she is still famous. she doesn't need him. she doesn't want him.

but she does. she is lying through her teeth. she means so much to him that it hurts her.

fuck you mykan. you know nothing.
you are so blind to the world around you.
>> No. 23495
>>23486

A what?
>> No. 23497
Everybody's so busy trying to convince Mykan that there's nothing wrong with romantic attachment that they're missing the true hilarity.

Mykan, for all his protestations, think that he would be a desirable mate. He thinks that if he doesn't brandish his celibacy like a club, he'll have women swarming all over him to make him theirs. Mykan does not understand just how unappealing a mate he is.

Nobody finds that funny but me, huh?
>> No. 23498
>>23497

I've thought about that before. I just never brought it up
>> No. 23500
>>23497

I've always found that funny. I've never told him to drop his anti-love quest, just that it's no accomplishment worth bragging about.
>> No. 23501
>>23497

That's becuase you got it all wrong...

What I'm trying to do is...

-If I see a pretty woman... I want to ignore her. I don't want to feel warm and fuzzy inside. I don't want strange urges to take over me. I don't want romance taking over... I'm going to beat it so it won't get to me.
>> No. 23502
>>23501

>>I'm going to beat it so it won't get to me.

I'm sure you are.
>> No. 23503
Don't give me sarcasm!
>> No. 23504
>>23503

Sarcasm is to me what talentlessness is to you. It's something that can't be stopped.
>> No. 23505
>>23501

I'm going to quote TK (I think) and say it's not a great accomplishment to die alone
>> No. 23506
I am NOT talentless!
>> No. 23507
>>23506

He's right, TK. He's really good at alienating everyone and being a reprehensible person. That takes some talent
>> No. 23508
You really think I can't act, voice act, or sing?

What proof have you...?
>> No. 23509
>>23508

Your voice acting is average at best.
>> No. 23510
You can't NOT call it talent, and if I had better equipment like profesional stuidos had I could sound better...
>> No. 23511
>>23510

Recording software can't change the fact that you perpetually sound like you have a nasty cold.
>> No. 23512
Evan... that's becuase the Microphones I have can pick up the sound of my BREATHING!!!

You see I'm just using and ordinary handhel Mic with a paper towel over it. It's the best I've got... but when I try to voice act I try to control my breathing.
>> No. 23513
>>23495

1. The deriving of sexual gratification, or the tendency to derive sexual gratification, from being physically or emotionally abused.
2. The deriving of pleasure, or the tendency to derive pleasure, from being humiliated or mistreated, either by another or by oneself.
3. A willingness or tendency to subject oneself to unpleasant or trying experiences.

Now obviously I don't mean masochism in the purely sexual definition of the word, but some of your reasoning does sound like some kind of masochism.
>> No. 23514
I do have a question about Force of Hatred: How does the evil sword decide who can and who can't see Beast Boy?
>> No. 23515
>>23513

Maybe it is... maybe it isn't.
>> No. 23516
>>23514

Don't change the subject...

I'm tired of you thinking that my Play Acting, abbility to voice act, and sing okay enough are not considered talent.
>> No. 23517
>>23516

A little hypocritical, considering how often you like to change subjects, but I'll play your little game.

How am I supposed to know about your acting ability? You've never acted in a play that I can see.

Also, again. It's not your fucking microphone. It's the fact that you sound perpetually like you have a sinus infection. Unless you're a character actor who only plays sick characters, I don't see how that is a benefit.

Also, your singing is merely adequate.

Now, will you answer my question about the sword?
>> No. 23518
I told you... I have to HOLD my breath when I talk, or you'll hear a blowing sound.

So what if you've never SEEN me act? That doens't mean I can't act.

Have you seen a million dollars? Just becuase you haven't doens't mean there's no such thing.
>> No. 23519
>>23515

DSM-IV and forward no longer consider certain types of masochism to be mental disorders. To summarize; it's not a disorder unless it leads to self-destructive behavior. Considering your fixation with unhappiness and suffering (talking as if it is somehow expected of you) I would say it definitely qualifies as a mental disorder. You let your obsessions interfere with your daily life, and that is pretty serious.

Or to put it another way, you suffer from a very serious mental illness, and you NEED to see a doctor.
>> No. 23520
Even if I see one, don't count on me changing.

If I give up my fics and vids, I am going to be pretty boring and bored
>> No. 23521
>>23520
I don't understand why you think getting help means you have to give up doing things you like. If anything it will give you new perspective on things that will allow you to write different things with different storylines and different character personalities.
>> No. 23522
I'm writing to correct things or make hting sI wantt os ee happen in the show happen...

-Not to make a career
-Not to make friends
-NOT... to open my perspective

Besides... what's the first thing doctors suggest? "You need to lay off of it for while" (That includes thigns that might give you a relapse)
>> No. 23523
What do I want to see...

-Beast Boy become so insanely powerful, people are afraid of him. I want him to say things like "Fool, threaten me again, and you'll meet the same fate as your friend"

-I want to see my unicorns fight like the power rangers or DBZ... witht he Star Fleet theme playing.

-I want Twilight to meet Titan, with Ganonodorf's music playing, and just like when he met Link, Titan gives Twilight a small taste of his power.

...

Get the idea... it's what I want to see happen in those shows.
>> No. 23524
>>23523
You more than likely wouldn't be told to stop writing and making videos. Those could actually be used as coping mechanisms, like you are doing. It is your denial of any happiness for yourself that is a problem. If a therapist or whatever wanted to make you stop writing stories and making videos to prevent a relapse, it wouldn't be effective, because they would have to make you stop imagining things, which from my experience is extremely difficult if not impossible. They would try to help you learn to move past these things once they are written down. You have been using the same basic Beast Boy concept, just changing what the story is. They wouldn't stop you from writing and making videos, they would teach you to move on.
>> No. 23525
Monving ON means giving up to me... losing... not adapting... but being ROBBED!!

You have no idea... do you know what kind of nightmare I had last night and I woke up with an extreme headache?
>> No. 23526
>>23525
Wouldn't you rather that go away? Don't you want to not have to worry about nightmares and getting every idea out of your head before even thinking of sleep? Think about it. Instead of writing constantly to get every idea out you could take your time for once. Instead of waking up with a headache you can sleep through the entire night. Doesn't that sound the least bit better to you? Even a little?
>> No. 23527
Perhaps! But I only wish to move on IF and only IF BB and Terra get back together... even so it doens't end with them!

I dreamt I was in high school again, My skill s were rusted and worse... TERRA was my teacher, and hs ewas very angry, and kept saying her lines form thigns change

Finally she thre my things out the window... so I smacker her across the face, and before we got into a huge fight I woke up.
>> No. 23528
>>23523

And none of those things will happen. Ever. No matter how many fics you write. To stick to such an unattainable ideal, punishing yourself in the process, is very much a sign of mental illness.

You said it yourself. You don't write because it's fun, you write because you want to "let off steam". But it's clearly not working. You're still angry and upset over things that should have no impact on your life, and you will remain angry and upset for as long as you cling to that behavior.

There's a saying that goes, "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results." In other words, if letting off steam hasn't worked for you so far, don't expect it to do so in the future.
>> No. 23530
Then I guess I'm stuck forever!

It lets off the steam enough so I can sleep a little better form time to time... and so I don't have a stroke or heart attack

Last year I counted... I got so pissed off that I actually fell on the floor and blacked out for a few seconds
>> No. 23531
>>23527
Unfortunately Mykan, that is highly unlikely. It isn't something that will just happen. Maybe, if you move past this, work hard and work your way up in an animation company, maybe you could get them to air a new Teen Titans that has them together, but it is very unlikely that it will happen just because you write fanfiction and make videos. Honestly, the best thing to do right now to work towards that goal would be to start an online petition(there are sites for it) for Cartoon Network to put Teen Titans back on the air. Get enough support and they would probably do it, if only for the money. Have another one with it that has people wanting Terra in it as a Titan, maybe even in a relationship with Beast Boy and send that to them if they decide to put Teen Titans back on. At least then you have a chance of it happening. Hell, I wouldn't mind Teen Titans coming back, I used to watch it when I was a kid. But you have to realize that things aren't going to happen if you sit and do nothing.
>> No. 23532
>>23530

What you're describing is pretty much a phobia coupled with OCD. You seem to realize, at some level, that you are sick, but remain unable to properly confront it because you fear something bad will happen.

That... is not healthy.
>> No. 23533
>>23531

Well guess what it IS coming back!>>23532

>>23532

Who cares? As long as everyone else is safe and well that's fine by me
>> No. 23534
>>23533

I don't get this. Would you please elaborate on why you think that your happiness and the happiness of others are mutually exclusive?
>> No. 23535
>>23533
But, like I keep saying, your denial to get help isn't protecting anyone. Shifting the hurt and pain off of yourself won't put it on others. Pain is one of those things that can just disappear from one person without going to another. Especially since yours is mental pain that leads to physical symptoms. Getting rid of that mental pain will not put it on other people.
>> No. 23536
Becuase, they do things I DO like... don't want to like... and don't want to LEARN to like. "What they do does not make me feel happy, and vice versa"

We have nothing in common and have completely different ideas on varities of subjects.

Its them or me... and I think one life is less important than many.

...

This is almost like the situation with my Pink Ranger and her cousin. Her Cousin had to be killed
>> No. 23537
it will put it on me...
>> No. 23538
>>23537
Yes, to be a productive member of society there are things you have to be able to do as an adult. It doesn't mean any of us like doing taxes and paying for things, but it is something that has to be done. What I want to know is why you think learning to do these things yourself would make others unhappy. And you may not have things in common with some people, but there are people you would have things in common with. You like power rangers, legend of zelda, and cartoons right? Well there is a club at my college called the Asian Pop Culture Club. We watch different things from Asian culture and sometimes make fun of the weirder stuff, but all in all it is a lot of fun. Things we have watched so far? We watched the first episodes of the newest Super Sentai series, it is pirates(what power rangers is called in Japan, where it originates. Mighty morphin was actually around the 19th season), the fan made live action Legend of Zelda movie that is based on ocarina of time and is pretty good, and some real good anime series. You have to find people who share your interests, and there are going to be people who only share some of your interests, but they can still be a good friend. You just do things together that interest you both.
>> No. 23539
Yes, to be a productive member of society there are things you have to be able to do as an adult.

I don't care about that... even if I do become productive... I will NOT welcome what I hate into life and maybe be sentenced to a nutehouse for self inflicted injuries.

...

I don't WANT to be part of a club. I stand alone... MY Nemisis... no one else! That is socualizing/offline friendship...

And I... want it... OUT!!!
>> No. 23541
>>23536

The problem here is that you mistake the temporary respite you get from writing revenge fics (for example) for happiness. The ultimate goal for a psychiatrist is to enable a person to be happy, to do things that are fulfilling and constructive.

From your reasoning, it sounds as if you think that "letting off steam" is what makes you happy in life, but it is not. On the contrary, it's crippling you. Even worse, you seem to knowingly cripple yourself.

Can you name even one thing that makes you truly happy? And I don't mean "temporarily less pissed off", but actually happy.
>> No. 23542
No I can't...

even when I'm happy I'm not really HAAAAPY
>> No. 23543
>>23539
You already have self inflicted injuries. They are just of the mental variety. If how your mind was hurting was projected on your physical body, you would probably look like a person who was in a car crash. It really isn't healthy Mykan. Humans are social by nature. You at least get necessary interaction from your family, but without them you would probably go crazy and hallucinate other people. It is not in our nature to isolate ourselves from everything. At least having your family keeps you mostly sane.
>> No. 23544
think agian!

My family and I have grown so far apart we can't STAND one another
>> No. 23545
>>23542
But don't you want to be able to be happy? I don't understand why you have to hurt yourself. I don't understand why you can't free yourself of this burden you are carrying. I really wish I could help you out Mykan, but from where I am there is nothing I can do except encourage you to help yourself.
>> No. 23546
>>23544
But you still see them, and negative interaction is still interaction. Having no other people around puts a serious strain on a person's sanity.
>> No. 23547
Not without what I have asked for I don't want to be.

If you want to write/Sing/act unhappy...

You gotta BE unhappy, and FEEL it.

Like that song I kept showing you. You have to ALREADY be upset. You're not acting.

Happy people shouldn't be listening to somethign so sad and weepy. That's not who they are.
>> No. 23548
Actually I don't see them much...
>> No. 23549
Also... there are things I said I'd never do...

like fall in love... or have offline friends...

And I do not wish to break it.

So even if I did move on from the cartoons I STILL will not go out there, and if I do... I will certainly not make friends.
>> No. 23550
you think you are so noble? denying your happiness because its either you or other people.
news flash.
no one cares. whatever happens to you will not affect more than a handful of people, and even then it will not affect them that much either. and i don't mean you getting injured specifically. If you did decide to take your head out of your ass and seek help, only the doctor, you, and your family will be affected/concerned.
the universe does not revolve around you.
you are just the pimple on the ass of an atomic particle in the process called life and no matter what you do or what happens to you will so much as disturb this process.

and this doesn't just apply to you, mykan. it applies to everyone. but im not talking to them, im talking to you.

you can come down off your throne now. i hear smug is more buoyant than oxygen and it might replace your air supply.
>> No. 23551
>>23546
You are either crazy or have the patience of a saint. Those are the only two explanations I have for why anyone would continue to try and help Mykan
>> No. 23552
"Your head up your ass"

That only stengthens my resolve to remain as I am.

I won't tollerate such talk. My head is NOT... repeat NOT... up my ass
>> No. 23553
You do have to feel music to make it, but a perfectly happy person can enjoy unhappy things because if it is good it will inspire those emotions and bring up memories. No one will ever live their entire life perfectly happy, no matter how much anyone wishes they could. Everyone will experience sadness, pain, and loss at some point in their lives. Everyone will have bad days. Happiness and unhappiness are two sides of the same coin. Without one you wouldn't know the other. Everyone knows what unhappiness is and they will be able to relate when they hear sad music, read a sad story , or see a sad movie. If it is really good it can move a happy person to tears. I've had it happen to me once or twice. So happy people can listen to things that are sad and weepy, because it is integral to who they are. Without the sadness they wouldn't know the happiness. And like I keep saying little interaction, negative interaction, still interaction. However, this brings new insight as to why cartoons have such a strong effect on you. You subconsciously crave the social interaction your characters have, and since you don't get much interaction with others that desire becomes that much stronger. It is highly probable that your subconscious is making your characters so real to you that it has physical bearing. All your nightmares and ideas may just be the result of you having very little social interaction. Of course this is all speculation, but I may be on to something.
>> No. 23554
>>23552
its a figure of speech, smart one.
(courtesy of Urban Dictionary)
1. The condition of being absolutely oblivious to surroundings 2. Acting like an asshole.
>> No. 23555
I want to prove... you don't NEED love or romance to exist and you can live to a ripe old age being upset, lonely, or frightened.

With the negativity.
>> No. 23556
>>23542

I was going to say something else entirely here, but I'll settle for this instead:

If you don't even know what happiness is, what do you have to lose?

Your reasoning is that you have to suffer because you don't want to suffer. That makes no sense, on any level. If you try to avoid one bad fate by resigning (yes, resigning, because as much as you want to believe otherwise, you're doing nothing else) yourself to another, then what difference does it make?

In what way is nihilism rewarding, to you or anyone else?

You know, Mykan, you are... so many things. You're sexist. You're homophobic. You're rude and aggressive. And so many other things. Some of the things you've said to me, and others in this thread, have been deeply insulting. I shouldn't like you, and honestly, I don't. You have done nothing to deserve my friendship.

But I still feel sorry for you. I really do. I feel sorry for you for being so deeply, deeply deluded. And I really do hope that one day you'll get better. That one day you'll find happiness. I really wish for you to let go of those needless and inane self-destructive tendencies of yours.
>> No. 23557
>>23554

That's you all over!

I'm not acting like an Ass... and if I am... I'm certainly not acting like the biggest one
>> No. 23558
You're sexist. You're homophobic. You're rude and aggressive. And so many other things. Some of the things you've said to me, and others in this thread, have been deeply insulting

...

And just what do you call what you guys did beforehand?!
>> No. 23559
>>23551
I prefer crazy. It is no fun being sane.

In all seriousness, I just truly want to help people. I really wish I could live in a world where people don't have to suffer on a day to day basis. I want to be able to help those in need. That is the goal I am working towards. Right now though, there is very little I can do to help people. I can volunteer and donate to charity, but other than that I can't do much. I can't sit idly by when someone is in this much pain and can't even see it, or at least won't do anything about it. Maybe something I say will actually get through to him. At least in doing this I have an outlet for my desire to help when I can't be out helping.
>> No. 23560
>>23555

So you want to grow up to be a grumpy old fuck? Guess what? We already have proof. Just look at Fred Phelps.
>> No. 23561
Well I finished another Chpater...

I suppose not writing ont he fic anymore fo rthe rest of the night is a good thing?

No I don't
>> No. 23562
I can volunteer and donate to charity, but other than that I can't do much

...

Funny... you people keep telling me THAT MEANS NOTHING... esecially if I do it whihc I have
>> No. 23563
>>23559
I understand. I am not trashing you for trying to help people. In fact, it's great that you want to help people. I just think your charity is used better elsewhere.
>> No. 23564
>>23563

And there you have ANOTHER reason why I don't want to change.

IF others won't why should I?
>> No. 23565
>>23547

Incidentally, Mykan, are you so sure that you're actually unhappy? If anything, you simply seem emotionless and resigned to being ruled by your obsessions.

A real person, a healthy person, shouldn't be happy all the time. But a healthy person should be -able- to feel the utmost happiness and joy. In the same way, a healthy person should be able to feel crushing sadness. Becoming mentally stable isn't about grinning and being happy all the time, it's about having access to all emotions. Even the truly negative ones.

Or to put it another way: If a baby is born you should be happy. If a person dies, you should be sad. Being happy when a person dies is just as insane as being sad when a baby is born.

You say that only sad people are allowed to feel sad. I say that you're not even sad, just deluded.
>> No. 23566
>>23562
Helping people without ever wanting anything in return. That is true charity. You want to know why I volunteer at special olympics? The looks on the kids faces when they receive a medal. The pure joy when you point it out and compliment them on it is its own reward. And even the ones who don't win, when you tell them how good they did. Just making them happy...Why would I want anything else? That is what has meaning. I don't know enough about your motives when it comes to donating and volunteering, but when it is something pure, that is when it has meaning.
>> No. 23567
I just really don't want to do a lot of things that's all.

Like... if I promised you I wouldn't type any fics or make any vids for a week.

That would not do me good.

Just on Friday, I was so bored for three hours I fell asleep twice when I was off
>> No. 23568
To me... that means you perform a job but leave with nothign and you have no money for food.

IT's like a character I intended to make but never did...

He is summoned to help people with their problems, and as soon as his task is done, he goes right back from whence he came until he is needed agian, practically empty handed and lonely
>> No. 23569
>>23563
Sure I could use it elsewhere, but opportunities don't show up constantly. Most of what I get comes through my mom, which comes through ESPN. My mom is one of the biggest reasons I volunteer. She always wants to find another volunteer opportunity, and she always lets me know about them. She won volunteer of the year at ESPN once. But all of what she does is because she is a good person. That is what I want to be. A good person just because. I still have a long way, but I can do it. Besides, I only post here when I don't have much going on. Other wise I am with friends, at school, doing homework, and so many other things. Plus I need to have my time for my hobbies so I don't get stressed. There is a lot to me. What you see here is only a small part of me.
>> No. 23571
>>23569

Read this small fic... (It's not mine)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4344914/1/

IT/fics like that... is part of what enflames my passion for darkness, and my constancy to make mroe and more depressive fics and vids (Becuase their so much easier and really hit people where it hurts)
>> No. 23572
>>23568
Charity and work are two different things. Work you do because you have to, because you need the money to live. Charity you do because you want to help out of the goodness of your heart. You need to make time for both. And I am not telling you not to make fics or videos. I am telling you to help yourself and be happy, instead of miserable and self-loathing. Everyone deserves happiness. Everyone.
>> No. 23574
Everyone deserves happiness. Everyone.

...

Now I kno for a fact you're lying. Besides... these people here say the only thing I deserve is death... even if I change
>> No. 23575
>>23557
you missed the entire point of my little rant

you are not a martyr, mykan, and you never will be.

you dying alone, miserable, and unhappy will not affect anyone in the slightest. nor will you finding a friend and living life to its fullest.

you mean little to nothing to anyone.
I don't mean to sound rude, i am just stating a fact.

if you were to die tomorrow no one would remember you in a week.

you are not a martyr mykan
stop acting like one
>> No. 23576
>>23575

Then why ar eyou trying to get me to change if you're always going to act like you deserve to be punched?
>> No. 23579
Everyone has a chance at the happiness they deserve. It is a person's choices that ruin that chance. And yes, it is easier to provoke an emotional response with sadness, but true skill is bringing someone to the depths of despair, putting them right on the edge...and pulling them back, turning it around and allowing them to earn the happy ending, all while the story/video still flows and doesn't seem to break because of that. I will however amend my statement to most people deserve happiness. Murderers, rapists, people who deal drugs and ruin the lives of others, they don't deserve happiness because of all the sadness and despair they cause. But at one point weren't they regular people? At that point they deserved happiness, but then they made a choice. No one deserves to die. Death is final and absolute. If someone is truly cruel and evil a life of imprisonment is better. But no one really deserves to die. We all do though. That is one of the few truths in the world.
>> No. 23580
>>23579

Well here's a start, you've convinced me to change the ending to future fic I want to write.
>> No. 23582
Also... I don't WANT to murder people, or do drugs, and rape I can't stand tot he fullest, and I never will do those things... not even suicide or but myself... That's immature

But I don't think it matters to these people. With all that goes on you could into trouble just for blinking your eyes the wrong way
>> No. 23583
Well, I am on east coast time, so I need to sleep, but before I go I want to point out that this thread has 4310 not including this one. That is a lot. Especially since I think around 150 or so were today.
>> No. 23586
>>23574
At the start of this, people were saying things like that in relation to your fics, namely My Little Unicorn. That has nothing to do with people wishing death on others, that's just the internet being the internet. One thing you need to learn, Mykan, is that all things you see and hear on the internet need to be taken with a pinch of salt. What is going on right now is Drahcir trying to help you. This no longer has anything to do with your fics or videos, this is only about you as a person.
And to be fair, when you make a fic that kinda indirectly insults a lot of people in a particular group, there's gonna be people in that group that are going to get mad at you and say things to try to dissuade you or hurt you. Like I said, pinch of salt. Like almost everyone here, Mykan, I don't like you. At all. But the last thing I, and I think a lot of people here, would TRULY wish on someone else is death or serious injury.
>> No. 23588
>>23586

I don't believe you.

Besides even if you don't wish death you do wish illwill
>> No. 23589
>>23588
And? Are you telling me that you've never wished mild misfortune (Example: stubbing your toe or something) upon someone you don't like before? That's not even a habit exclusive to the internet. That's just being human.
>> No. 23590
Are you kidding... I still think its wrong, even when I do it.
>> No. 23592
>>23590
And yet you still do it. Feel as bad as you like about it. In fact, you should. We all should, and plenty of people do. That's called empathy. But like I said, that's being human. We can all be pricks sometimes, sure. But we can also all be great people sometimes. And the best kind of greatness is achieved through teamwork and friendship. Corny as it sounds, it's still basically true.
>> No. 23593
>>23588

You have wanted my hair set on fire. More than once. You have been utterly rude to me. So no, I most definitely do not like you.

But, yes, I have wished what I consider to be the greatest punishment ever on you: I've wished that you remain as you are.

Though where would that lead? Would it benefit you? Would it benefit me? Would it benefit anyone? I cannot force myself to like you, or even forgive some of the things you said... but I do wish for things to change for you. If you learned to be happy, if you learned to let go of your pettiness; that would benefit everyone. Most of all you. For you see, if you were indeed happy, I think you would come to realize how you are hurting people; not just yourself. And if you did, I'm also quite sure that I could forgive you.
>> No. 23594
Well that's one reason I prefer watching kiddy shows...

They make me feel lighter, and I forget about the hate for a while. Especially when I get to practice developing dance moves.
>> No. 23595
Ugh!

I said... "They souldn't SPIT on you if you hair was on fire"

That doe snot mean I want your hair one fire
>> No. 23598
>>23595

Which... is not much better, is it? Either way, you could keep on calling me things like an ugly whore. And I could keep exhausting my inner thesaurus for new ways to call you uneducated. But even though I very much feel that you deserve it, it would not lead to you becoming a better person. It would, however, make me a -worse- person.

I'm trying, really hard, to wish that you would change. That you would become more tolerant, more balanced, that you would become happy. And I am beginning to genuinely and truly think so as well. As I said earlier, it would benefit everyone.

I'm also trying, equally hard, not to hate you. I -have- hated you, because of some things you have said. (Things that were not even addressed to me...) So yes, I'm trying. I do not think I hate you, anymore. But I still really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really dislike you.

But I wish that was not the case. I wish I had reason to like you, but I am only human. I doubt you can become a better person without help. You most definitely can not become better as long as you cling to your twisted ideals. I dislike you, but that does not mean I like disliking you.

Also, I am not alone in thinking like this. I cannot speak for everyone, but I think that a great number of people in this thread dislike you while still wishing that you could get better. Those two feelings are not mutually exclusive.
>> No. 23600
>>23598
this. a hundred times this.
>> No. 23601
every now and then i see a glimmer of hope in you mykan. those moments where you make yourself vulnerable. those moments when you open up. i see a sparkle deep down underneath the layers and layers a garbage.
>>19505 is a good example. everything leading up to it escalated and escalated. and then you snapped and calmed down. you wished for the discussion to end, if only for that evening. you backed down. you let others win. you honestly looked like a broken person, not a broken idiot. and best of all.

you looked human.

when i read that i saw a glance at the possibility of you becoming a respectable person.
>> No. 23602
Please let us help you. And we can help you. we have the power of the internet at our finger tips. you have multiple communities with the power to get your name out there if need be.

we just need you to do one thing.

Listen.

Listen to what we have to say. Listen and do what we tell you. If you stop fighting against the current and just go with the flow you will have a much easier time.

all you have to do is listen.

We can be the mouth that feeds you information. we can be your best friend. we can join the ranks of your followers.

If only you listen to us.

We can help you. We want to help you. that is why we give you the time of day. We white knight you or yell at you in hopes to break through that barrier and make you listen.

just try it out. let us help you, if only for a little bit. if you don't like it we can go back to arguing over stupid things and it will be no skin off your back.
>> No. 23619
Maybe he is taking his time to think about everything that has been said recently. We have to remember that we are currently going against his worldview and even though we are trying to affect a positive change, it can still be very jarring. I really hope he can get out of this self destructive cycle he is in. I know he can change. Many people think it is impossible for others to change, but I know it is not from personal experience. There is hope for him.
>> No. 23626
>>23619
No there isn't, and you're deluding yourself if you honestly think that there is.
>> No. 23627
>>23626
Maybe I just prefer to see the best in people, ever think of that. Good and bad are in everyone. At the moment you may only be able to see bad, but I see a hurt person who doesn't seem to think he is allowed a chance at happiness. I don't think it is right and I am trying to do something about it in a little of my spare time. If you think I am deluded, then I am happy to be so, because I wouldn't want to be any other way than the way I am now. I am happy as who I am, and if that means I am deluded, then so be it.
>> No. 23628
>>23627
Or maybe I should say I prefer to see the potential in people.
>> No. 23632
I have a love who will love me forever...,,
>> No. 23635
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23635
Woooooow.

Mykan and "Johnny," you are filling this thread with delicious material that can be submitted to Law Enforcement.

Please continue.
>> No. 23650
>>23628
I rather try to see potential in this My little unicorn story. But therefore I am going to rip Mykan`s boring world aparta and turn it into something else in the basics.
Heck, If I made a Kingdom Hearts crossover with FiM and this thing, it would still be better. Actually... why not? Turns out, Unicornicopia is the nobody counterpart of Equestria, created when Xehanort`s Heartless destroyed Equestria like many other realities in his first crusade of Darkness before KH I. Now the "noponies" are trying to find their personal meaning in life, but the Grand Ruler in his attempt to find purpose, turned mad. Titan was in fact his attempt at creating a villain so he could be a hero for others, cause he followed basically the madness mantra of Twilight here once: If I can`t be a hero who fights a villain... I will make a villain! *ending troll attempt*

Okay, seriously: Mykan, I take jabs against you for a long time now, I admit it. And I have not a high opinion about you, to put it politely. But do you really expect, that I have respect for you, when you -even before we talked to each other- acted like a complete arrogant douche on the net and actually wished ill on people I care about. And don`t get me started on stuff you said to me. But here is the thing: While I wish you that kharma gives you what you deserve for all the evil you did, a part of me actually still hopes and wishes, that you may change for the better and find also "happiness" again. But not because you are an arrogant lazy fuck who deserves his happiness to be served on a silver plate, but because you actually earnt your happy ending. So yeah Mykan, you want that I tolerate you and even have respect for you? Then for your own sake, embrace the positive aspects of humanity again and stop acting like you are the martyr of the TT fandom.
>> No. 23684
Jesus. Did you guys actually get through to Mykan?

Maybe I was mistaken...


Nah. He'll probably be back soon enough
>> No. 23714
.
>> No. 23715
Mykan has either been deeply touched by your words or he's too busy making a new Teen Titans or pony video to say how pathetic he thinks we are.
>> No. 23716
No... I don't what to say!
>> No. 23717
Except this...

I'm not touched by your words at all... I'M LIVID!!
>> No. 23718
*sigh*
Well I'm not going to be on for a while (at least a week, maybe two). Accidentally broke my power cord and my laptop's battery is quite literally on it's last leg (currently 14% while i'm writing).
not to say i wont be watching(my psp can get to fimchan but this thread is so big i cant open it. but i can view the latest posts.)
in any case, have fun while i'm out.
>> No. 23719
>>23717
great. then feel free to live your miserable hate filled life and die alone, in the believe that hatred would give you power that makes you become a Super Saiyajin
>> No. 23720
>>23719

Do you have any idea how much your previous LONG statments made no sense and cntradicted yourself so many times...?

Oh, and FYI... I found you're little Pony maker!
>> No. 23721
>>23720
so? you finally used google to find it, good for you. Now you can pollute the internet with your characters made by it and I can change them for the better.
>> No. 23722
Stop calling ,y character putrid!

You can't change them for the Absolute better.The only person you're changing them for the better for is YOU!

Besides... even if I made them TOTTALY like the Equestrians I bet you'd still be a SHIT FAG!!!
>> No. 23724
>>23722

"Stop calling my characters putrid!

You can't change them for the absolute better. The only person you're changing them for the better for is you!

Besides, even if I made them totally like the Equestrians I bet you'd still be a shit fag!"

ftfy
>> No. 23725
>>23722
If you want to make them like the Equestrians, you would only plagiarize the personalities of Twi and Co and reduce them to what I like to call "lobotomized cliché characters". Why? Because you watch shows and ge the characters less depth than the people of the show put into.

You know, I think I will actually go with the "Unicornicopia is Noponie Land" idea mentioned before. Anyone ere a KH fan who wants rto rape with me the franchise by SquareEnix, by ponyfying Sora and Co?
>> No. 23726
Look I have had it up to here with your FUCKING Kingdom Heartless! I don't care about it!

I don't want to watch Bleach... Naruto... One Piece... .Hack Sign...

I don't like those kinds of shows. They put me to sleep!
>> No. 23727
>>23726
how can you say that, if you never watced them? Also, I can see why you hate them. cause tey are all about someting you will never understand: the power of friendship. By the way, if you hate friendship so much, wy even bother with watching Digimon, 6teen and DB?
>> No. 23729
>>23726

"I don't want to watch Bleach, Naruto, One Piece, or .hack//Sign."

ftfy
>> No. 23731
The same way you haven't watched 6teen!

You just answered your own question... I/ME/MYSELF don't deal much with friendship. they do.

I know a few things about friendship... I just don't use them.
>> No. 23733
>>23731
yeah, sure. You don`t know anything about friendship. You consider it useless. You want to live on hate and revenge. Which is ironic, cause basically it makes you the villain.
>> No. 23735
>>23731

"I don't watch them for the same reasons you haven't watched 6teen!

You just answered your own question: I don't deal much with friendship, but they do.

I know a few things about friendship, I just don't use them."

ftfy
>> No. 23736
So? That doesn't give you write to tell me that I can try and write about it...

Or are you acting like me now?

"Certain people can only do these things"
>> No. 23737
>>23736

"So? That doesn't give you the right to tell me that I can try and write about it."

ftfy
>> No. 23739
yeah, but you even fail at writing about that. In your stories it is all about killing, revenge and blaming characters. I can`t name one instance where I could really say, friendshi elped you win. Your MLP story? that was just you using asspulls, deus ex machinas and meaningless violence
>> No. 23740
Face it Maniak...you have no more open mindness than I do.

Lighten up, and leave my unicorns alone!
>> No. 23741
>>23740

"Face it Maniak, you have no more open mindedness than I do."

ftfy
>> No. 23743
>>23740
is open mindedness even a word?

A well. See Mykan, perhaps I am not that open minded as I always say. But I am more open minded than you are, which already means something. You don`t even show basic human curiousity for something, if your desinterest for history is any indication.
And hy should I leave your abvominations alone? without me, you wouldn`t have even come to the inspiration to create them. So basically you owe me something. *smile*
And even if it is just me, pointing out the basic flaws of your concept, that by te way is still you just showing off how arrogant you are. After all, you still proclaim that your plagiarized characters are better than anything in FiM and seriously, the way you answered to some questions here about what you want to see, I come to the conclusion, you actually want your stuff be made in an actual tv show by Hasbro on the Hub.
>> No. 23744
Wow. The entire thread has managed to come full circle. That's impressive in itself.
>> No. 23745
>>23743

Mindedness is a word. Mindness is not.

>>23744

I think I'm improving his spelling at least. Maybe just a little bit, but that's progress.
>> No. 23746
>>23744
It`s like a Mykan fanfic in general: It repeats itself over and over again. Admitedly, I have a hand in why the subejct always comes full circle to the fanfic, but I am really curious about Mykan`s "professional" reasoning for the stuff that happened in the story.
Cause what is his fanfic, when there is not a good reason behind all the stuff going on there? A piece of pointless garbage.
>> No. 23749
I am a little disappointed that it has turned back into a fight. Even Maniak tried to encourage Mykan to get help, in his own way. I don't understand why Mykan is angry and has to change the subject. I also don't know how it turned around so fast. I can't say much right know, I have class. I will be back later.
>> No. 23750
What did I tell you? He came back.
>> No. 23767
Hey Mykan, read this. http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-reasons-humans-will-never-understand-each-other/
>> No. 23780
>>23767
oh god mykan is going to turn into a snake.
(8%)
>> No. 23786
>>23767

What am I supposed to see?
>> No. 23787
>>23743

I proclaimed they were BETTER FOR ME

And I don't owe you a damn thing

Leave my Unicorns ALONE!

They are mine, and mine alone (Don't even start! Even Lauren Faust has no say in this)
>> No. 23788
>>23749

Simple! He DID NOT... repeat DID NOT encourage me
>> No. 23790
>>23787

Maniak was the one who convinced you to watch the show. You wouldn't have made them if you hadn't watched the show
>> No. 23791
Wrong...

I thought of making them long before I watched the stupid show... and I still hate it.

Besides... it won't matter what I make even, You'll mock it and call me evil anyway...

I bet you don't even like th eidea of a fourth Cutie Mark Crusader
>> No. 23793
>>23791

Maybe if it was written by someone who isn't a hack
>> No. 23794
I'm not a hack!

And further... sinc eyou think all Fanfiction is crap... that makes them all hacks.
>> No. 23795
>>23794

No... That "Those Lacking Spines" fanfic Maniak recommended to me was pretty good.
>> No. 23796
>>23795

Doesn't matter... you've no right to call me a hack every single time I type a simple letter.

Or even this stragiht line...

_______________________________

Proving once agian how much how fucked up you are!
>> No. 23799
>>23796

"It doesn't matter. You have no right to call me a hack every single time I type a simple letter; or even this straight line:

_______________________________

Proving once again how fucked up you are!"

ftfy
>> No. 23800
>>23799

You forgot to make it an actual straight line, too!
>> No. 23801
Maniak tried to encourage you in his way as nice as he could get. He said something to you that bordered on nice after his little troll attempt, which means that the first paragraph was barely even serious. Honestly, with him that close to being nice to you, if I were you I would have thought, 'Maybe people do want me to get help.' I am disappointed that this has devolved back into a fight. You're so set in your ways Mykan that you won't even consider the possibility of changing, whether it is for better or worse. I don't really think you have anywhere to go but up from the pain you are currently in. Also, I think we really were close to getting through to you, but then the subject changed, and here we are. Mykan, there has to be a part of you that wants to stop hurting. Please listen to that part.
>> No. 23802
Hey I didn't know it would do that... why don't you try putting the UNDERSCORE in several times and tell me it doesn't look Straight at first

But I'm not a hack!
>> No. 23803
-I have not a high opinion about you
-acted like a complete arrogant douche on the net
-because you are an arrogant lazy fuck

Not Nice... NOT!!
>> No. 23804
>>23800

It actually does in Chrome.

>>23802

"Hey, I didn't know it would do that. Why don't you try putting the underscore in several times and tell me it doesn't look straight at first?"

ftfy
>> No. 23805
>>23803

Wow. I have no idea what to do about that one. Let's try this:

""

ftfy
>> No. 23807
>>23803

EVEN IF HE WAS NICE, YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN TO HIM ANYWAY. So should I try and sugarcoat how retarded you are despite the fact that nothing anyone says will get you to listen?
>> No. 23809
It doesn't matter I won't frgive any of you EVER!!!
>> No. 23810
>>23809

Good. I don't want your forgiveness anyway
>> No. 23811
Then what do you say we meet up one day and SETTLE THE SCORE?
>> No. 23814
>>23811

Why would I want to?
>> No. 23815
Why would you NOT want to? Afraid?

Face you thin everything I do is a crime

And you think everything I DON'T do is an even BIGGER Crime.

what the hell is your logic?
>> No. 23817
>>23815

So you want to fight me because I made fun of your shitty fanfics and videos? Get your priorities straight, man!
>> No. 23819
No... I want to fight you becuase I HATE YOU... how do you like that?

You're rotten, vile sack of god slime who brings nothing but discouragement, and hurt to others!

You really need to be tuagth a lesson you won't soon forget!

That's why!!

I mean think about... is there ANYTHING I do in real life that isn't a CRIME to you...

like getting u and out of bed?
>> No. 23821
>>23819

Well, you can forget about that. I refuse.
>> No. 23822
>>23745

Forget what I said in the second part of this.
>> No. 23824
>>23821

No I am sick of your shitty attitude!

All you're reason to mock are wrong! Do you understand... the opposite of right... wrong... WRONG... Wrong!
>> No. 23826
>>23803
I said as nice as he could get talking to you. I didn't say he was being nice. He did at least say, in his own way, that he hopes you get help. That is probably the nicest thing he has ever said to you. Again, not saying he was nice, just that he was saying he hopes you can become a better person.
>> No. 23827
>>23824

You're a violence-craving idiot for proposing a fight
>> No. 23828
>>23826

He does not!
>> No. 23829
>>23824

Calm down, man. Take a deep breath; maybe write about Beast Boy singing Mr. Rogers songs. You seem to be losing it at the moment.
>> No. 23831
>>23829

I CAN'T!!!

This is no time to be writing about things like THAT!!!
>> No. 23835
>>23828
'a part of me actually still hopes and wishes, that you may change for the better and find also "happiness" again'

'for your own sake, embrace the positive aspects of humanity again'

See, at least part of him is saying that underneath all the insulting stuff. You are the one who keeps yelling about not understanding and not reading. Take your own advice. You read it with a preconception that no matter what it would be mean and that is all you saw. I read it with an open mind, and saw the message he was trying to convey in his own way. I agree, there was a lot of insulting in it, but still there was some almost niceness.
>> No. 23836
>>23831

(Music Cue)
(Voice of Mr. Rogers)

I cannot take this anymore
I'm saying everything I've said before
All these words they make no sense
I find bliss in ignorance
Less I hear the less you'll say
You'll find that out anyway
Just like before

Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
'Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK
>> No. 23837
Mykan, I don't want to insult you, I don't want to be mean, and I don't want to make you angry. I just want to make you see that your behavior is in some ways bad for your own mental health. I also want to make sure that you can come out of these small exchanges on this site with new views on things that would have otherwise remained the same. Maybe you will get help, maybe not, but maybe I can at least help you grow as a person, even if it is just a little.
>> No. 23839
>>23835

Well I got news for you! ALMOST... doesn't count!

Ther'e sno PART OF HIM. He's one or the other, and I say he WASN'T nice
>> No. 23841
>>23837

I said I wasn't going to give up. and I meant it!

Now you really sound like my old Pink Ranger and the situation with her cousin.
>> No. 23842
Just becuase I don't want to fall in love, make friends and have fun... doesn't mean I try to stop others form doing so...

The only I'll ever do to them all is not violent, and less painful for them... I'll just walk (Leave the situation)
>> No. 23866
You keep thinking people are so simple. You think they all can be put into boxes and filed away where you see fit. That they are one way or another and there is no room for more depth. And you refuse to believe that anyone can exist outside that box you have them defined in. People aren't one dimensional creatures that are what you see. You will never completely know a person. There are sides to them you will never fathom, and sides to them they will never let you see. They hide behind masks that aren't who they are, and sometimes they mold to that mask so completely they become it. Take me, there are sides you will never see, things you will never know, because here I can be who I want to be, even down to the smallest differences to who I am. Does that mean I lied about anything? No, because the mask of anonymity protects me so completely that I can tell the complete truth here and fade away if it comes back t hurt me. I have been completely honest here Mykan, and I really do wish you could step out of the cycle of hurt you seem to be in. But you won't get anywhere if you keep pushing people away. This world runs on the relationships we develop with other people. I am not saying you need to fall in love, but friends are necessary in this world. Friends will get you places. Say you do get discovered and become a voice actor. When your first gig is done, because there is no way a new guy will land something big on the first time, what then? The people you meet during that job would become your easiest means of easily securing more work. Why? Because any friends you make that are higher up on the food chain will be able to drop your name and get things to happen. In my line of work that I am currently in college for, business, the people you know are everything. You can use the connections you make to land jobs that would be impossible to get without them. You don't have to fall in love, and you barely have to scratch the surface of friendship, but it is absolutely necessary to get to know people to get anywhere in this world.
>> No. 23868
I don't have to acknowledge them as friends
>> No. 23869
BEsides... I just hurt myself ALOT just now doing a good deed for a lot of people on FF...
>> No. 23872
>>23869
I have seen your good deed. As far as I see it, you actually commited one of the greatest insults you could do towards another author: Without asking for permission, you actually went on and wrote a continuation of a fanfic of someone else and even insulted the guy/girl for not finishing it:
Just who the hell do you think you are, stealing the complete idea from someone else who contrary to you may have even good reason for abandoning his fic.


As for how I insulted you, I am sorry. As I said in my post itself, do you think I am in any way on a position to actually like you? You insulted my parents to the point where you wrote you want to dance on their graves. You wished ill on friends I have on PA and you take it upon yourself to ruin with your fanfics the fun others have in certain shows, just because you have a thirst for revenge.
I mean come on. I tell you about FiM and what is the first thing you do? Think up your stupid idea of a three horned alicorn called Mykan, who raises a race of unicorns that become fairy godmothers for humans and are so mcuh more powerful than all characters of FiM, cause in your words, they are awesome. Titan you wanted to turn in a villain who represents all positive aspects of the fandom (like the love for continuity) by giving him the name Cosmo. You wanted to insult an entire million people fanbase before you even watched one freaking episode, just because it is a show that dares to teach little girls about friendship and tries to sell toys.
If those two things are your criteria to hate on a show, go and abandon Power Rangers.

But I digress. Fact is, you acted like a total douchebag. Anyone here, even drahcir can tell you that. But if there is a little glimmer of hope in you, a part of me really wishes that the little "insane" being you are, gets cured and becomes a normal person with a happy life. If not... well, are you not also convinced, that there is evil that can not be forgiven and only destroyed? I hope that the rest of society will get to you, before you do real evil one day, cause as far as I see it, you are getting closer and closer on the levels of insanity Chris Chan has reached.
>> No. 23875
Maniak... two things... "SHUT... UP"

You know nothing about anything do you!

That fic had not been updated since 2004... and alot of fans lost their patience!

You understand?

And Technically... the Chapter does not belong to him/her... it belongs TO ME!

"well, are you not also convinced, that there is evil that can not be forgiven and only destroyed?"

Well... aren't you ONE of those forces of unforgivable Evil yourself?
>> No. 23876
good reason for abandoning his fic...?

...

What was it... The Appocyolpse...? Did he/she accidently die...?

Because there is NO EXCUSE... NO REASON... and NO RIGHT to abandon a fic any other way!
>> No. 23877
*slaps you in the face* what if the author died? That is not something to make fun of you jerkass.
>> No. 23887
Meh, this always happens. People love drama, it makes them feel important. Mykan feels important because people are paying attention to him, everyone else feels important because they're united against this one fic.

If you really wanted to end this argument in this thread, you'd drop it and totally ignore him.

Haha, I'm not making a moral judgement. I'm just saying everyone's too invested here. Time to step back, it's not like Mykan is going anywhere. Not like he can.
>> No. 23890
>>23877

You should talk...
>> No. 23891
>>23890
Still doesn`t change the fact you were insulting the guy. And as far as I see it, considering the guy has not writen anything since 2004 in general (seriously, you are obsessed with a fanfic that has been cancelled around 8 years ago) I would say yes. The author is dead. No activity ever since at all? Not a good sign if you are normally active in some fandom.
So congratulation Mykan. You may have just insulted a dead person. Hope your parents are proud of having raised such a jerkass.
>> No. 23896
That's quite enough out of your fat boy mouth!

Who are you to make a big deal of theft when you yourself commit it as well?
>> No. 23898
>>23891

I wouldn't say the author died. Maybe they decided that they wanted to aspired to bigger things than Liberty Kids fanfiction
>> No. 23899
>>23896
what is it with you and the fatboy comments now?
Also, you insult the guy openly for actually daring to have a life. If he or she is still alive.

And in regard of your unicorns... I don`t call it thief. I am just improving your bad attempts at recoloring the main cast
>> No. 23904
>>23899

Mykan is jealous of your copious girth.
>> No. 23906
Seaking of Mykan and his owncharas, what is that about a fourth cutie mark crusader he said?
I mean, isn`t he all about how cutie marks are not necessary and pointless in his eyes?
>> No. 23907
>>23906

He'll rename them the Serial Code Crusaders.
>> No. 23910
>>23907
He will probably also humiliate Trixie to the oint she becomes suicidal, cause in Mykan`s eyes she is the most evil creature in Equestria now. After all, he killed Discord and Nightmare Moon probably in the most pathetic way ever.
>> No. 23911
Theft is Theft Maniak... you're taking something that doens't belong to you... and you're not improving anything...

As for the CC's...

There is a Ground Pony... there is a Pegasi... and a Ground Unicorn...

The fourth will have to be a winged unicorn, with a number. She won't ever have a Cuite Mark, she knows that, and accepts that, and no, she is not overly talented. She's a just a kid who likes to play and do things...

But as usual you'll SHIT "Something is wrong with that"
>> No. 23912
>>23911

Okay, so I looked up whatever the hell a Cutie Mark Crusader is, and you're completely missing the point: If she doesn't want a Cutie Mark, why is she in the CMC?
>> No. 23913
>>23911

Why would she join the CCC if she doesn't want a Cutie Mark?

Oh wait never mind you just said she doesn't want a "Cuite Mark"; whatever that is.
>> No. 23914
Doesn`T your definition of theft also relate to what you do? You stole the basic designs of the FiM cast for your story.

I a just fleshing your characters out and give them more colours. For example, I decided to trn Cookie Dough into two characters now. One is Cookie Dough, a earth pony that basically is as cheerful as Pinkie (but less overactive) and likes Cookies, the other thing will more look like the chief cook attempt you had and will bear the name "Haute Cuisine".

As for your character idea... yeah, can`t really say something to that as long as I don`t have a name and a basic design.

But speaking of your winged unicorns, you at least have to admit, that all your fanfic is about, is to show off how more awesome your characters are. After all, no one of the Equestrian characters really does something awesome, that is not related to your garbage.
>> No. 23915
First of all... I didn't say she didn't want a Cutie Mark... I said SHE KNOWS she'll never have one.

Further... the CMC's make friends, don't they?

And plus... even though the new one won't have a cuite mark, doesn't mean she can't be HELPFUL in helping those find them.

She could be a new friend to them, and help others find their cuite marks, or show others it's okay not to have one.

But above all... the main reason I'd like it because then It'll be a complete set of all four breeds.

Ground Pony... Pegasi... Ground Unicorn... Winged Unicorn
>> No. 23916
>>23915

At least you're showing better diversity than usual
>> No. 23917
>>23916

Also, getting a cutie mark apparently represents talent. Considering that this 4th will never have one... can you name it Mykan?
>> No. 23918
>>23915

So what is supposed to make this character interesting? So far all you're having her do is reassure people and be a winged unicorn. What are her interests? Her hopes and dreams? Her fears? Her skills? You need a reason for this character besides filling a slot in your story.
>> No. 23919
Maniak... that's not improving them at all. Making them cheerful as PP is terrible to me.

-You're ripping off FIM when you do that
-I want my unicorns to act with RESPECT

...
After all, no one of the Equestrian characters really does something awesome
...

Finally you get something right...

Besides... There won't be quite as much excitment or adventuring like before...

With Titan and his Demons gone, the Dimensional Universe enemies are now basically whimps... easily defeated.
>> No. 23920
>>23919

You're acknowlegding that it will suck? Thanks, but that's already a foregone conclusion
>> No. 23921
>>23920

FIM sucked the minute I lay my eyes on it... just like every single Marvel or DC hero I ever met...

The only one I ever even REMOTLEY showed respect for is SPIDERMAN... but even he crashed and burned...
>> No. 23922
>>23921

I was talking about MLU2.

Also, Beast Boy is DC, therefore he must suck by your logic
>> No. 23923
>>23921

Ah, so you like Image Comics heroes, then.
>> No. 23924
Yes... he DOES... all the Titans do.
>> No. 23925
Oh please Mykan. You know why there will be no excitement? Because you have no idea how to write a story or an interesting villain.

And the Equestrian characters did not something awesome. Yeah, sure. Fluttershy just stared down a cockatrice while being turned into stone, they together defeated an embodiment of chaos and destruction, Dash broke the sound barrier, Applejack is a rodeo master, Pinkie can break the fourth wall and builds up helicopters out of sweets, Twilgiht banned an Ursa Minor... nothing "exciting" at all.
Newsflash MYkan: Not everyting has to be Dragon BAll to be awesome. In fact, Dragon Ball itself will be remembered as a joke in the next years if you ask me. Why? Because looking at it, did it really have great storywriting? No. But it was the inspiration for many to get into anime and manga, therefore making way for way better stuff over the years. Heck, Akira Toriyama himself said, that he was tired of his manga in the end.
But I digress.

Your entire "sequel" will suck, because you have no idea how to write slice of life in a funny way with anthropomorphic characters. That and if you want to go for fights, you will suck, cause you don`t know one thing about good villains. In my opinion, the villains of Kingdom Hearts would already be mind blowing complex for you. and they are just convoluted.
>> No. 23926
>>23924

When you write them, anyway.
>> No. 23927
>>23923

Makes perfect sense to me. Mykan's characters do fit into the "fancily decorated sociopath" mold of Image
>> No. 23928
No heroes are cooler to me than Power Rangers... and that's final

But then again even THEY can't beat the Z Warriors.
>> No. 23929
>>23925

Oh God. Mykan writing slice of life. I always wondered if someone could make a more boring take on the genre than Lucky Star.
>> No. 23930
Who cares about writing about life...

There's no Earthling life...

There's no Equestria... there's no Unicornicopia...
>> No. 23931
>>23928

"No one is better than these people!

Here's a group better than them!"
>> No. 23932
And a slice of life?

HAH! I alreayd had one of the LONGEST and most BORNING outings this year!

I should've just stayed home!
>> No. 23933
>>23928
You know, the Power Rangers are actually just the same over and over again: Kids who fight evil with giant robots. That is not new at all.

As for the Z warriors, you know, because they are so strong, Akira Toriyama got tired of Dragon Ball. Because there was just no challenge anymore. He could not go further than Buu when it comes to villains. He himself admited, that he jumped the shark a long time ago. the only thing more ridiculous than Dragon Ball is perhaps Gurren Langan.

And really, is that all you ever want to see in your storiesß Drgaon Ball or Power rangers again and again?
You know what? Months ago, I came up with an idea for a fight scene in a MLP crosover fanfic tht includes parallel worlds for the lulz, while chatting with a friend of mine. I think my freaking idea would sound more epic than anything you could imagine for your unicorns.
>> No. 23934
oh you finally came out of the closet and admited to be gay?
>> No. 23935
>>23933

Whoopdedoo! I don't care... I think Power Rangers are COOL...

And as for DBZ... nothing beats them...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbr8MX2yXEc
>> No. 23936
you are not really arguing here Mykan. Also, don`t you think it is ridiculous to create ponies that are like the Z warriors? Especially when in your story, all they do at best is attack with paint and Sailor Moon`s equipment?
>> No. 23937
I like how Mykan ignored my question at >>23918 and instead ranted about how great characters are because of how powerful they are.
>> No. 23938
Personally I just love how his love for Dragon Ball is also very showing of is tendencies for destruction. He really just cares for a character to be a powerhouse that explodes in order to be an awesome work of fiction. I bet if someone here would send him a link to an atom bomb explosion, he would jizz in his pants, cause it reminds him of Dragon Ball.
>> No. 23939
>>23936

No... I do not...!

I can connect almost everythign Is ee into Power Rangers or Z fighters...

Even Count Bleck... which was Why I made Logan

This way... they can have a fight like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOifAweFdmw

8:50

Hell I even picture THE REAL ME... is Ransik and the Ponies an dmy unicorns are the Rangers...

Pink is Celestia... FIRST to go down
>> No. 23940
>>23939

You imagine yourself as an omnicidal dictator?


Why am I not surprised?
>> No. 23941
>>23940

Hey! I think that battle scene is COOL! All right?

IT's what gives me my spark, and wakes me up. But what they do on One Piece doesn't thrill me at all... I feel as bored as I did today...
>> No. 23942
>>23939
You imagine yourself to be one of the worst villains of Power Rangers history and an omnicidal dictator? Well while you are at it, why don`t you send all Takaris into concentration camps and me you execute with a bullet in the head?

Seriously Mykan, you are fucked up. But at the same time you are so utterly pathetic in your attempts to act like you are a tough evil guy that I am going to say you the following:
If we both would ever meet in real life, I would spend all my time laughing at your face.

And the real you, isn`t that the one that only has a bunch of puppets as friends?
>> No. 23943
Face it Maniak... you're th eone who;s pathetic... and how would you laugh if I suddenly punche dyoua nd you fell off your feet?

What's you gonna do then?
>> No. 23944
Further... I don't have puppets for freinds...
>> No. 23945
>>23943
Get back up and laugh again? I doubt you have ever been in a real fight, so I doubt you know how to drop someone in one punch. I'll give you a hint, the temple or the point of the nose, although both can kill someone, so be careful.
>> No. 23946
>>23943
Suing you for good, which would lead to the authorities getting your ass out of your home and outting you into a mental institute where you belong.

Hate gives you the spark. Yeah, too bad it gives you not intelligence and creativity. Instead it convinces you, that nothing beside what you saw in some anime years ago is better than anything else ever created. I bet you think Schindler`s List is also bullcrap.
>> No. 23947
I'm aware of the temple... and yes I have been in fights... (Half of which were me and my father)
>> No. 23948
I don't care Maniak... at least I'd have doen the world a favor and RID THEM of you and your evil

ONE PIECE SUCKS.... IT SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN MADE!!!!
>> No. 23949
I only say this because once people start to talk about fighting it reminds me of when I took martial arts. The kidney is another good place to hit. Or a knee to the jaw or stomach. Short kick to the knee to break it, a cheap shot but it works. And if you want a less violent solution you need some of the easier throws and takedowns, but those are hard to describe in text.
>> No. 23950
>>23948
And you consider yourself a good person?
I mean, you just wished me open death on the internet and ade a promise to kill me for good. Why? Because I made fun of your fanfics.

Dakari King Mykan, ladies and gentlemen. Or to be more precisely, Michael Mikulak, living in Toronto Canada.
>> No. 23951
MAniak can't be thrown without a forklift...

I AM SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF HIS MOCKING... he needs ot be shut down!!!
>> No. 23952
>>23950

There are no good people!

ONLY BAD LIKE YOURSELF!!!

YOU mock EVERYTHING and you never stop...

There are so many violent things I'd like to picture you in
>> No. 23953
>>23948
Opinions. Everybody has them. Just remember, opinions aren't necessarily right or wrong unless they can lead to physical harm on others.
>> No. 23954
No!

"You got nothing nice to say... SHUT UP THEN!!!"
>> No. 23955
>>23952
and you take it upon yourself to hate everything and write shitty revenge fics to the point, you actually went out and wrote a hate fic against My little pony with your unicorn garbage. You hate Tara Strong and the fact she is associated with one of the worst TT characters ever (at least in your eyes) that you wrote fanfics to the Little Mermaid 2 and Ben 10, just so you can rage against the characters, by inserting yourself in the fanfics as villain who gets to make them suffer.
You hate everything and anyting that does not remind you of the stuff you watched at the age of ten or 13 and you delute yourself with fantasies about being a world destroying megalominac, when you are not even intelligent enough to deal with daily bureaucratic routine.

The entire Rinsak thing you imagined yourself into? I would like to see you shout lines like "I don`t need anyone, I can destroy you on my own!", while I am just casually whipping out a pistol in self defense.
>> No. 23956
I'm asick to Death of Maniak wishing me to get harmed and attacked by people FOR THINGS I DO THAT DON'T MEAN A PENNY'S WORTH!!!
>> No. 23957
>>23952
Good and bad are subjective, and people can never be easily placed into either one. You only see one side of Maniak, but maybe he is different offline. You see parts of me here, and my problem is I am revealing more than I should. If any of you tried you could probably find out who I am from everything I have said.
>> No. 23958
Maniak... I want you to stop!
>> No. 23959
>>23957

Forget it! To Manaik... you ARE who you wact online and write about!! The German FUCKER!! DOES IT EVERY TIME!!!!

And I don't care what you reveal! I will not forgive YOU either! Becuase then... you'll be right... and I will lose... and I will have to be punished!!!
>> No. 23960
If it were up to you WHACK JOBS...

I wouldn't be allowed to DO ANYTHING!!!
>> No. 23961
I would pay millions to have Jim Cummings read your posts, Mykan.
>> No. 23962
>>23959
You know Mykan, I don`t think that the way you act online is in every case the way you act offline. The problem is, I don`t see a big difference between what you are online and offline. The fact that you admited more than once that you hate friendship, love, hope and all other positive aspects of life (something also shown in your fanfics in general) as well as your thirst for revenge, just helped me getting a picture of you in my head that I really, really don`t like. that of a hate filled little man, who actually loves to see other more miserable than he is. Cause as far as I see it, you don`t do anything nice at all offline or online. The thing with the lost chapter you wrote? That was not nice. You insulted sarahfan for not having finished the thing and you wanted to make it, so you have also the resolution for your own.

And that you really are attacking drahcir here, because you don`t want to admit that you may be in the wrong... wow. That is just the saddest thing in the last days, if you ask me. Cause you rather want to be hated and despised by everyone, insted of just admiting that you may have made a mistake.
>> No. 23963
No!

I want to know what is with you Retards?!

Why won't you stop mocking me?
Why won't you stop taking my stuff?
Why won't you stop insulting my fans

Can't YOU JUST FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!
>> No. 23964
>>23962

MAniak... I wrote that becuase someone asked me too!

What you want I should take it off, and be a bigger loser and leave peopel to get hurt?
>> No. 23965
>>23959
What have I done that needs forgiving? I have been being nice to you. I have tried to be diplomatic. But you have a way of restarting the fight everytime. And I know Maniak does it, too, but a fight needs two sides. One or both of you could walk away, an you know what would happen? Nothing. The fight would end and this thread would die and no one would care. But back to the point I don't think I have done anything that needs forgiving, and if I have I either don't remember or don't care. Take your pick.
>> No. 23966
>>23963

>>Why won't you stop mocking me?

Welcome to the internet. You must be new.

>>Why won't you stop taking my stuff?

Fair use, bitch.

>>Why won't you stop insulting my fans?

When they come in here and act like you (in most cases they ARE you) making fun of them is a normal course of action.

>>Can't YOU JUST FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

We didn't ask you to come in this thread and start telling everyone about how great your work is and how much FiM sucks.
>> No. 23967
>>23965

I sided with these morons...

You ALSO mocked my fic

You also said you didn't like me... therefor eyou hate me and wish to do battle.

...

You don't get three tired with me... and you don't second chances... forgive or froget.

ONE strike... and you're out... ALL way out, and that is what movin gon is about.

Losing things and never replacing them and being left with less that what you already had
>> No. 23968
>>23967

>>I sided with these morons...

Eeyup.
>> No. 23969
>>23967
so in the end all you care about is being in the right and worshipped for all the stuff you do. What if someone really says your fanfic is not that good and needs work without mocking you?
>> No. 23970
Further... It doesn't matter if I leave or not...

These mororns... AND YOU (Being one of them)

Spread lies about me over the net and try to FORCE or PAY people to hate me
>> No. 23971
your fanfic is not that good and needs work without mocking you

...

That is better MUCH MUCH MUCH better than they way you do it!

THEN I would listen and KINDLY explain why they're ideas would not work... if they had any and were WILLING to explain.

...

Unlike you... who all ever does is Swear, insult, only points out what's wrong... does not throguly explain things... does not give proper ideas... and mocks relentlessly saying it should never have been made

That's why I can't stand you... that's wy I hate you... I will never tollerate any person who acts like you
>> No. 23972
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23972
>>23970

>>Spread lies about me over the net and try to FORCE or PAY people to hate me
>> No. 23973
>>23967
I tried diplomacy, which means I didn't really take a side. If anything I am on the side of peace and happiness, as corny as that sounds.

I did not mock your story. I offered criticism and pointed out where improvements could be made. That is something all writers should expect and be prepared for.

No Mykan. I do not hate you. I could no more hate you than I could hate my friends. That does not mean I have to like you. I am more of a lawful neutral here. I don't instantly hate people I don't like. I am more indifferent. I hope you could get better, but it will not really affect me if you don't. I could probably walk away now and forget about it in a little while, but I don't feel like giving up just yet. I still feel there is hope for you, even if that feeling takes a hit with every post.
>> No. 23974
>>23972

What about this..

...

In Digimon, one of the shipping couples is called Daikari, which is a portmanteau of Daisuke and Hikari. Mykan uses the word "Dakari" because he is a fucking retard.

...

I am not a retard... I say DAKARI... becuase THAT's HOW you say it... DA... KARI... not DAI... KARI

His name in the English dub is DAVIS...

So the dubbed version is called DAKARI...

The Japaneese version is called HISUKE
>> No. 23976
>>23973

"I don't think High of you"= "I hate you"

And I don't care! If I geta job... I'll start mocking my own self for doing just that... getting a job... and maybe punch my own self int he face once a daya again like I used to
>> No. 23977
>>23971
please. based on that post you actually admited that you would not even take into account that your critics have a point and that you could improve.
>> No. 23978
>>23974

Shipping names use the japanese names.

Where do you think Takari, Sorato, and Kensuke come from?
>> No. 23979
>>23976
You are only looking for me to hate you because it would justify your hatred of me. I will repeat. I DO NOT HATE YOU. Just because I don't like you doesn't mean I automatically jump to hate. Honestly, if I met you in real life, I would still try to be nice, because being mean just isn't a big part of me. I would probably try to be your friend and show you how friendship really is. It is just who I am.
>> No. 23980
>>23979

The other reason is that Mykan generally sees things in black and white and is prone to hyperbole. It's a common trait of autism; my sister has that problem sometimes.
>> No. 23981
>>23976
I love how this post once more shows how Mykan only thinks in black and white, when he himself would be a dark gray.

Say Mykan, you want me to stop mocking you. What with all the other people I would mock. Shall they also not be made fun of? And remember, that I can easily debunk your answer if it is "yes" by just ointing out a fanfic that insults holocaust victims.
>> No. 23985
So... I posted Mykan's rewrite to FimFiction: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/9220/2/Success-and-Envy/Bonus%3A-Mykan%27s-Rewrite
>> No. 23987
>>23985

Oh, and Mykan, I allow anon comments on my fic. Feel free to say anything you want about my fic, it won't be deleted.
>> No. 23988
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV8DriGFx7o&feature=youtu.be

It's coming.
>> No. 23989
>>23985

Where did he post this originally?
>> No. 23990
>>23989

I found it here: >>22573
>> No. 23992
>>23978

Don't care...

It's DA... KARI... not DAI... KARI

Besides...

Tomato... Tamato... what's the difference?
>> No. 23993
Seeing as RingmasterJ5 posted the rewrite, I might as well put the MST of it up. I finished it a bit back, but I kind of wanted to see what exactly Mykan's answer to DrahcirAloer would be. Needless to say I wasn't surprised by it.

Anyway, the the quick little MST of Mykan's rewrite of Success and Envy:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AecwYFgCtp-sDzL2QG1a-dgo9ypaMqh5Xkd8eC06A6k/edit
>> No. 23994
>>23981

Maniak...

I have SEEN a lot of FIM eps... and I hate each and every one.

I do not want to see THOSE things in MY things.

They've taken friendship... so I'll take the action/adventure
>> No. 23995
>>23992

*Searches "Dakari" on Google*

*Finds Dakari the basketball player, Dakari the musician, and Dakari the deviantart member.*

*Searches "Daikari" on Google*

*DIGIMON LINKS EVERYWHERE*
>> No. 23996
>>23995

Your pointless is...?

It means the same thing... both ways!
>> No. 23997
http://www.google.ca/search?sourceid=navclient&aq=f&oq=Digimon+Dakari&hl=en-GB&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4GGHP_en-GBCA447CA447&q=Digimon+Dakari&gs_upl=0l0l0l5287
lllllllllll0&aqi=g-c1g4s3#q=Digimon+Dakari&hl=en&rlz=1T4GGHP_en-GBCA447CA447&prmd=imvns&ei=Qm1FT9zHEafy0gH93cjqAw&start=10&sa=N&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.
r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=f96016f9d907e23b&biw=1280&bih=511
>> No. 23999
>>23997

>>Did you mean: Digimon Takari

I love you, Google.
>> No. 24000
>>23997

>>Did you mean: Digimon Takari
>> No. 24001
Face it, BOTH OF YOU!

Calling it Dakari is NOT retarded
>> No. 24002
>>24001

That's your complaint about the ED article?
>> No. 24003
>>24001

Retarded? Not really.

Wrong? Absolutely!
>> No. 24004
>>24002

IT's only the beginning...

The fact you call people who say "Dakari" retarded sickens me enough to vomit for the first time in years
>> No. 24005
>>24004

But that's the one thing you've ever bitched about
>> No. 24006
>>24003

It is NOT...!

His name is DAVIS in the dub version... and you don't spell it D-A-I...
>> No. 24007
>>24005

Wrong again... I can find everything wrong with that stupid article.

But the bottom line is... you RETARDS have posted lies and bull... and things that arne't ALL true.
>> No. 24008
>>24007

Define which statements are lies.
>> No. 24009
One at a time... Okay?!

First off is the Talentless shit!

I am not Talentless...

And there is a Dakari and Takari War I was part of it, and I know other people who were part of it
>> No. 24010
>>24006

Regardless of whether using subs or dubs, the Digimon fanbase uses the Japanese names for the couples.

Takari = Takeru + Hikari

Sorato = Sora + Yamato

Kensuke = Ken + Daisuke

Koumi = Koushiro + Mimi

Daikari = Daisuke + Hikari

I wouldn't call it retarded, but Dakari is simply not the most common spelling.
>> No. 24011
>>24010

Then why are you calling me a "Fucking Retard" becuase of it?
>> No. 24012
>>24011

It's exaggeration for comic effect. That's standard ED style. It's actually toned down in that page compared to others.
>> No. 24013
Does that make it anymore RIGHT?

You got to get it straight... Some say it THIS WAY... some say the other...
>> No. 24014
>>24013

If they did that, it wouldn't be funny
>> No. 24015
>>24009
Whether or not someone thinks you're talentless is subjective. It isn't a lie, it's an opinion, one that you go out of YOUR way to bitch about.
>> No. 24016
>>24013

How about this:

>>Mykan pronounces it Dakari because Jews did 9/11 last Thursday for the lulz.
>> No. 24017
>>24014

It's not supposed to BE funny PERIOD!


>>24016

Now that is WAY rude, and even more wrong to use, and a bigger lie than ever!
>> No. 24018
>>24017

Yes it is.
>> No. 24019
>>24017

>>The joke





























>>Your head
>> No. 24020
TK... none of that shit is a joke... not at all...

And what's so funny about my head? You got a problem with how people LOOK?

Who are you... STAN SMITH?!
>> No. 24021
>>24020

Who?
>> No. 24022
>>24018

It is NOT supposed to be funny.
>> No. 24023
>>24020

HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
>> No. 24024
>>24023

TK... all you do is lie to people and use EXTREMELY false accusations.
>> No. 24025
>>24024

YOU HAVE UNCOVERED MY SECRET IDENTITY! FOR THAT YOU SHALL PERISH!
>> No. 24026
Uh... yeah... sorry to break it to ya, Stan, but you're actin' like a total Douche
>> No. 24027
I love how you call me unfunny, but in the same breath admit watching the works of Seth MacFarlane.
>> No. 24028
I don't think they're funny...

Especially last nights ep of "Campe Refugge"

I Dubbed it one of Stans most Racist moments
>> No. 24029
>>24028

So you watch it because...?
>> No. 24030
>>24029

-I gotta watch something instead of nothing... don't I?

-My dad likes it, but even he reguards it as pathetic, and we watch it together as practically the only bond we have...

But I don't find it funny, or all THAT much entertaining
>> No. 24031
>>24030

So you bond over mutual hatred of something stupid.

Hmm...
>> No. 24032
>>24031

Hmm... What?

You gonna dub IT now as a crime too? or something really bad?
>> No. 24033
>>24032

No no no. Just taking note.
>> No. 24035
The only Sitcoms I ever thought were funny were...

ALF... and Family Matters... maybe the Honeymooners...

but that's it...
>> No. 24036
>>24031
So I don't get a response? Okay. By the way, I actually do watch family guy from time to time, but I prefer other things when they are on. I watch burn notice, white collar, NCIS, warehouse 13, and other shows like that. I also love video games, and I have Mass Effect 3 preordered.
>> No. 24037
>>24035
No full house?
>> No. 24038
No full house...
>> No. 24039
>>24036

You get as many responses as you'd like, sir.
>> No. 24040
>>24039
I meant to this one
>>23979
>> No. 24042
Don't like is Synonmy for HATE
>> No. 24043
Synonym**
>> No. 24044
>>24040

Oh, ok.

Anyway, I don't watch much TV anymore, myself. I would watch cartoons like Regular Show, Adventure Time, Dan vs., and MLP, but I can find all those online.

You play games? What system?
>> No. 24045
>>24044
Xbox 360. I had a PS3 at my dad's, but I wasn't there enough to play it, and it was his. My laptop isn't strong enough to play very many games, but I play Civilization 5 on it from time to time.
>> No. 24046
>>24045

Ah, never mind then. I just play PS3 and PC. I've played Mass Effect, though.
>> No. 24047
>>24042
Dislike and hate are magnitudes apart when it comes to intensity, so I can dislike something and not hate it. Case in point, I dislike you, but I am trying to help you, and maybe be a little nicer than you have come to expect from places like these. If I hated you I would at best leave here and never come back, and at worst openly make fun of and insult you with every colorful little bit of language I have gathered over my time on this earth. So no, I do not mean hate when I type dislike. I mean dislike. There is a difference, at least in my interpretation, and since I am using it it is my interpretation that is essential to others understanding it. And you still didn't respond to the part about me saying I would try to be your friend if I met you. Just to show you what real friendship is about.
>> No. 24048
>>24046
Ever play Skyrim?
>> No. 24049
>>24047

Hmm...

...

In the Scooby Doo fi I plan to write... Mykan is the bad guy behind all this stuff in atempt to ruin his sister...

Even after all that's happened his sister begs for fogivnss and she forgives him after all they've been thorugh and wants nothing more than to rekindle with her long lost brother...

With Opened arms...

They almost hug... when Mykan decline and stats he said he'd never forgive her and means it... and runs off.

...

How about that?
>> No. 24050
>>24048

Not yet. I've played the shit out of Oblivion and Fallout 3 though. I've put, like, 300 hours in one character in Oblivion.
>> No. 24051
>>24047

Hmm...

In the Scooby Doo fi I plan to write... Mykan is the bad guy behind all this stuff in atempt to ruin his sister...

Even after all that's happened his sister begs for fogivnss and she forgives him after all they've been thorugh and wants nothing more than to rekindle with her long lost brother...

With Opened arms...

They almost hug... when Mykan decline and stats he said he'd never forgive her and means it... and runs off.

...

How about that?
>> No. 24053
>>24047

Real friendship is not for me...!
>> No. 24056
I doubt it


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