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530 No. 530
Who here bought these toys?
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>> No. 531
Do want!!!
Where!?
>> No. 532
[bold]does this work[/bold] test
>> No. 533
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533
Rarity's vagina looks like a corpses' due to the color.

Where can I buy these? I have a creative idea that will probably cost me three friendships and potentially a lawsuit.
>> No. 534
WHAT
>> No. 537
Dayumn, Fluttershy's got some big roast beef flaps!
>> No. 538
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538
>Pinkie has the best vagina of the lot
Told you she was best pony.
>> No. 539
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539
Pfft.

Amatuers.

If you REALLY want to fuck a pony in the privacy of your own home, may I suggest this lifesized, real molded, horse vagina sex toy.
>> No. 544
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544
>>539
Oh my
>> No. 545
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545
>>539
>not show-accurate color-schemes
>not candy-flavoured

Fucking casuals!
>> No. 547
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547
>>539
>lifesized model of a horse vagina
BZZZZT!! WRONGO. I want a fucking PONY vagina, not a horse, horse vagina is way bigger and way too fucking loose to be any of the main six. You don't even have the right color scheme for any of the ponies, unless that's supposed to be Nightmare Moon or something.

Hey, actually, that could make a decent Nightmare Moon fleshlight, just melt some black licorice inside of it for flavor and it'd be pretty authentic.
>> No. 548
What the fuck is this perverted shit?!
>> No. 550
>>548
SCIENCE!
>> No. 552
>>550
Scary, scary science!
>> No. 554
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554
So is this real? I'm checking fleshlight.com just in case.
>> No. 556
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>>554

Yes, Hasbro has licensed MLP to an adult toy maker so that they can release official pony fleshlights. This is the first step for Hasbro to reach out to the brony community.
>> No. 557
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557
>>556
Bout fucking time, they've been at Hot Topic for how long? This next step should have been taken six months ago.
>> No. 558
>>539

Go back to bed ecmajor.
>> No. 559
Can someone please confirm if this is real or not?

I still have no idea if the Na'vi one is legit.
>> No. 560
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560
>>557
>>559

Somebody needs to buy a sarcasm detector...
>> No. 561
Could someone please comfirm that this shit is real? For me, I would only want the Applejack, Twilight Sparkle, an Rainbow Dash fleshlights.
>> No. 563
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563
>>559
>>561
>>557
>> No. 566
I feel left out. DAMN ME HAVING A VAGINA! D:
>> No. 567
>>566
Don't worry, I'm sure Big Macintosh, Soarin and Braeburn dildos are on the way.
>> No. 568
Oh baby! I hope they have the cutiemarks at the base. XD
>> No. 582
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582
>>559
and yes the Na'vi one is legit.... to my horror

aaaaaaaaaaaand....i just dont know ....part of me feels that this is wrong...and part of me hopes that it feels as wrong and good as i think it whould
>> No. 583
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583
>>>>oh god........ my mind is full of fuck.....

i just figured out how to make this for real...
and put them in a life sized pony doll... that has a voce chip in it.. and can walk and move(robot).... cant get them to fly, but what i can get them to do?!?!?!?!!........

>>>>>>my mind is full of fuck....make it stop
>> No. 585
>>582

Filthy Na'vis must be burned alive, all of them. Disgusting scum.
>> No. 675
>>539

http://bad-dragon.com/products/mary

It's actually an "anthomorphic mare" pussy. Also you can choose what color you want it to be. Lo and behold, Royal Purple, Prissy Pink, Pearly White, Sunset Gold, and Dragoness Blue are all available. The only character left out would be Fluttershy.

Not sure if that would be worth <ahem> PONYING up $125 though.
>> No. 689
>>675
Lucky for me, that bad dragon store has some damn customizable STALLIONS!

I think I'm should totally order me a Big Mac. ...Should post a picture if I ever do... Of the toy. Not the toy in use.
>> No. 690
>>675
For $5 more they do custom coloring so you could get Fluttershy's pale yellow if you feel like paying for it. Hell, if Stormy Grey isn't close enough to Derpy for you and you want a true purple grey you could have that matched as well.
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>>713

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUH3JQjcweM
>> No. 717
Horse
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Hy
>> No. 811
I want a horse vagina sex toy to fuck.


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